/brit/

Dr Pavel I'm CIA

yorkshire is the best county in england

>>68626039
yorkshire isn't a county anymore grandad

>the city of yorkshire

how do people get fat? like i eat 2 meals a day and struggle to finish my dinner usually. and when i snack i eat apples or oranges or grapes. don't these people realise how disgusting they look

>>68626039
very good post

>>68626035
he wasn't alone

>>68626092
I eat chocolate every single day and have dropped as low as 44kg

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be honest lads

am I gonna make it?

this fuckin captcha has BURNLEY in it lads

WAHEY BURNLEY BURNLEY BURNLEY WAHEY

>>68626145
nobody gives a shit about your bullshit pictures of other people you dick sneeze

wonder what assad does these days, is he just hiding out in a bunker? can't imagine he's had a normal life the past few years what with his entire country being a warzone and half the population wanting him dead

>>68626092
it depends how fat they are
if they're horrifically obese then it's mental illness
if they're just a bit chubby but have a normal diet then it's likely genetic predisposition where they're meant to be a lot more active but aren't so they gain the weight

may I post a question about English here?

>>68626092
When I was a Neet for 3-4 months I definitely noticed myself start gaining weight. It's such a creeping slow process that I can only imagine it could get out of hand without realising it. Luckily I found a very active job and have since shed all the extra kilos I gained and I'm now really fit.

>>68626166
actual Syrians support Assad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMnM1Qww2xs

>>68626174
You just did

>>68626174
go for it

>>68626166

banging his hot wife
playing golf with Putin
planning a comfy retirement in the south of france

>>68626092
i got fat when i was a child and didnt become self-aware until i was 19

>>68626178
umm no

I was in the library and my crush came in and I hadn't eaten all day and my stomach rumbled but instead of the normal noise it made a really squeaky noise and her friend started laughing

Do you think they thought it was a fart or is it easy to tell the difference?

>>68626145
If you workout enough and eat the right shit, yeah. But no amount of work will fix your pancake nipples.

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>>68626185
>>68626190
how do you you guys express 4 in English?

>>68626237
on top of the bus you fucking slitty eyed faggot

>>68626237
on top of

>>68626237
he is on top of the bus

>>68626237
on top of the bus

i find penis jokes really funny but poo and fart jokes offend me desu

>>68626237
absolute maniac

>>68626237
he is surfing the bus

>>68626237
he is an absolute madman

>>68626237

"absolute mad man"

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Snowing again

>>68626237
he is one with the bus

>>68626310
not though is it, mild at best

>>68626259
>>68626263
>>68626265
>>68626277
>>68626287
>>68626292
then what situation is "he is in the bus"?

>>68626237
four is a killing word.

>>68626229
do you think you had a chance with her?

>>68626333
when the bus hasn't left yet

>>68626333
We wouldn't say that
Unless he was crawling around in the engine or caught in a wheel arch

>>68626333
You can use it interchangeably with "on the bus", although it sounds a little strange and perhaps emphasises the fact the subject is *inside* the bus. Depends on the context really.

>>68626333
it means the same as he is on the bus but we don't say that

>>68626333
never because a bus is a big thing with a large floor space that you're "on"

are american girls really turned off by foreskin?

>>68626178
Lmao

Because he dropped a barrel bomb on all the ones that didn't

>>68626333
When the bus isn't moving and the person saying "he is in the bus" is outside of the bus.

>>68626392
they'd probably say they are if they've never tried it

>>68626392
yeah um u should like uhh kill urself so gross :((

*emphasises the fact the subject is *inside* the bus*

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>london ranked best city in the world

will northerners ever learn

>>68626440
nobody cares

>>68626440
its still 95% shit

>>68626440
>london ranked best city in the world
By who?

>>68626392
i genuinely think they expect it to be covering the head when your dick is hard

I would wager a yank girl might not even realise I have a foreskin

>>68626397
source?

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>>68626333

>>68626440
never been but london looks like a miserable shithole, full of grey skies and pakis

*emphasises the fact my willy is *inside* your mum*

>>68626440
>london ranked best city in the world
by an idiot

what makes the north culturally different from the south? was it the vikings?

>>68626474

me

t. supreme being

p.s. /brit/ is also the best general on 4chan

>>68626489
how to get a north korean gf?

>>68626500
it's grim up north

s-stop this gimmick

Don't know why anyone would live outside of London

Everything else looks so miserable and grim, like you're rotting away living in some abandoned shithole

never had sex

>>68626500
it's not quite as simple as north vs south. parts of the south of england like cornwall are poor as shit whereas parts of the north like north yorkshire and cheshire are quite wealthy. but mostly it's because of most of the heavy industry was in the north

>>68626500

northerners are lazy scrotes stuck in the past

>>68626525
use talcum powder twice daily

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Posting this again. I kind of love Ian.

I'm a foreigner student in 2008. Sat outside the department waiting for induction, smoking. This medium blond-haired, blue-eyed, skinny guy walks up to me and asks me if I'm here for the induction.

Months later, he starts drawing hearts on my notebook, and flirting with me 'for a laugh'. I tell him a bit later that I actually fancy him. He's got a girlfriend in Scotland. I say, okay, sure.

During those months, we go to a house party hosted by his ex-gf. She fancies me a bit, so they all get me drunk. As a "game", I was supposed to make out with her if I wanted to make out with Ian. FUCK YEAH. Make out with him a bit, really don't remember much.

Now, eight years later, and a bf for six years, I still think about him at night and how neat it'd've been to hold his hand, kiss his cheek, and kiss him.

I know you rorkes will find this disgusting, but to me it's still sad.

>>68626341
Nope but at least before I was just a nobody
Now I am probably some freak

>>68626554
don't believe it

>>68626579
didnt read this for a second time you bender

>>68626565
R A R E
A
R A R E
E

had a meeting lads

did we work out that the aisha poster was a fake

I'll fight any one of you, right now

>>68626360
>>68626372
>>68626384
>>68626385
>>68626389
the point is whether the bus is moving or not?

>>68626638
hahah
my sides idk

having a cuppa

>>68626662
I would never say "in the bus", regardless of whether it's moving

>>68626662
it doesn't matter if the bus is moving or not we always say "hes on the bus", "hes in the bus" just sounds weird

>>68626662
No the point is whether you want to emphasise the person's physical location.

Even then, most people probably wouldn't say it.

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Went to uni and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me

>>68626662
no, you'd never say you're "in the bus"

my mum has smoked for nearly 40 years and she doesn't have cancer or even emphysema

checkmate atheists

>>68626662
no, it's because it's big and you walk onto it rather than climb into it

you get on a train
you get on a bus
you get in a taxi
you get in a car

>>68626662
>>68626333
>>68626237
this is why Korea is superior

>>68626697
HE'S IN THE BUS SOMEONE HELP HIM HE'S BEING WRAPPED ROUND THE ENGINE SOMEONE STOP AAAHHHHHHH

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>put my shoes on
>wearing the wrong pants
FINAL STRAW

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Trapped in the bus?

>>68626724
same for my dad except it's been 53 years

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>tfw you're slowly training your gf for anal
Excellent feel

>>68626662
the bus is treated more like a service than a taxi
you get on the bus because you also get off it

>>68626741
what have your pants got to do with your shoes? how can you even have the wrong pants, are they your gf's?

>>68626724
>>68626748
my grandad died when he was 55 from lung cancer

he'd only been smoking for 20 years haha

>>68626662
For all intents and purposes, you won't need to use "in the bus".

There are only a tiny handful of situations in which it might be used by a native speaker and in all of them you could just as well say "on the bus" instead with no problem.

>>68626554

you and me both brutha

>>68626779
This.

>>68626745
>that flag
WEW

>>68626726
4 is death in Chinese isn't it? I imagine it's got a similar fuck that status with Japs and Koreans too

>>68626724
genetics.

my grandmother smoked for aeons and never got cancer

t. gaia

He was ejected from the motorcycle at such a velocity that he is now stuck in ᵗʰᵉ ˢᶦᵈᵉ ᵒᶠ the bus.

>>68626745
>kaesong industrial region
are you some south korean business owner or just a proxy

>>68626833
alri tha- i mean north-korealad

have the absolute best comeback for a shitpost that irish and american people post here all the time
now i play the waiting game

>>68626762

But how?

>>68626724
my grandad smoked ridiculous amounts a day from age 17 onwards, lived till 92, never had any chest problems other than having a bad chest in his final few years

stronk northern genes i reckon

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fuck me what a way to go

>>68626847
buses are gay
>>68626861
alri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQPtXma8KQ

really good

>if the multiverse theory is real, that means there is a universe out there where i'm married to the queen

mental

>>68626833
What did you do to get relocated you mad person.

>>68626866
get guys with tiny dicks to give her it in the bum

slowly asking lads with slightly bigger dicks, not long until she can take mine

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>>68626861
thread getting woke af

>>68626866
>foreplay
>finger pussy (actually put fingers in as opposed to just flicking bean)
>take one finger out and proceed to put in ass
>finger ass and pussy at the same time
>take finger out of pussy
>proceed to finger ass
>????
>profit

I was in the library and my crush came in and I hadn't eaten all day and my stomach rumbled but instead of the normal noise it made a really squeaky noise and her friend started laughing

Do you think they thought it was a fart or is it easy to tell the difference?

>>68626905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2dfGC1oziE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PCL1tOtdaE

>>68626897
If there's unlimited universes, and everything is possible, in one of them somewhere there's an evil genius Tony Abbot that has created a device to travel through the multiverse specifically to slap your mum.
>>68626905
defected

>>68626897
not necessarily

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>>68626579
Get fucked

>>68626949
>ass
FOY

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Lads what's the worst trouble you got in in secondary?

Got suspended in first year for selling fireworks and again in fifth year for smoking

I fingered and tongued a chick's asshole one time when I was really high on ecstacy, unfortunately I got disco dick so I couldn't fuck her

>>68626978
skrr skrr skrr skrr
trap trap trap trap

>>68626897
>there's a universe out there where I did a history degree

haha I'm so happy for him

>>68626658
he was

>>68627003
Bit rude desu

>>68627008
>Got suspended in first year for selling fireworks and again in fifth year for smoking
at the school I went to you'd probs get a telling off for that

suspensions were for gbh lad

soft paddy cunt

finished my cuppa

going to make another one

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>>68626717
Hello teacher tell me, whats my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me

>>68627002

christ

>>68627008
I loudly farted during while a teacher was talking and he got very annoyed and shouted at the class until someone owned up
now I'm an honest guy so I owned up to it and he sent me out

>https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/5i3itp/britposter_faces_a_dilemma/
>156 upboats

fucks sake

BET you at least 1 or 2 have trickled here, this always happens you fucking mongs

>>68627008
stabbed 10 teachers at lunch

>>68627008
got caught smoking once or twice
skipped school and got arrested for shoplifting
got caught with weed
all around my first/second/third years of high school

>>68627002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMedPrQYkB0
leave them in the dust

>>68626579
is this a copypasta
move on btw you melt it's been fucking eight years

>>68627002
was he insured?

>>68627055
might have to copy you there lad

>>68626687
>>68626697
>>68626712
>>68626720
>>68626725
>>68626726
>>68626768
>>68626779
okay thanks I get it

>>68627075
there was some stupid reddit flag mong who used to post /brit/ stuff all the time and got about 3000-4000 upvotes

>>68627008
got threatened by the resident copper for telling someone to die in a fire and he took it really bad and never came back to school

besides that got suspended for a few scraps

>>68627008
week out of circulation for throwing wet tissue paper on the toilet ceiling

>>68627099
well done, now in your bike

>>68627092
and i'll have to copy your mother in bed

>>68627075
>https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/5i3itp/britposter_faces_a_dilemma/

Was there for that post, what a cuck

>>68627008
making fun of an irish teacher's accent in a lesson was probably it. She got really fucking angry

>>68627002
>5 tanks literally just parked together on an open road and carpark


Iraqis are fucking incompetent I swear

>in driving lesson during school closing hours
ah yes

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>>68627075

>>68627075
advent calendar wanker loves his fucking advent calendar

>>68627231
>>68627251
you have to go back

>>68627120
>and i'll have to copy your mother in bed
what did you mean by this?

>>68627251
>wanky hanky show us your panky
makes no fucking sense, fake and gay

>>68627008
School seems so civilised these days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb3IdLdIc6s

found a can of soup

>>68627008
got suspended because a black substitute teacher told me to stop sniggering and i muttered "heh, nigger" under my breath

need someone to garrote me to death as I sit at my desk 2bh

promise I won't struggle or fight back x

>>68627309
don't FUCKING touch my soup

did a poo in this canadian's can of soup

been seeing how far I can throw soup cans lately, getting pretty good ngl

me and my flatmate both found this place from the 'ddit.

Not sure why anyone gives a hoot

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>>68627309
what kind of soup?

>>68627396
chicken noodle

>>68627008
we used to do the thing with biros where you'd blow the ends up into the ceiling and nobody could reach to get them out

I was about to do one whilst the teaches back was turned but I was looking at him to check if he wasnt looking. My mate said something funny and I snorted, shooting the pen insides out right into the back of his neck

he wasnt happy at all, very angry welshman

>>68627075
>I'm in the screen cap
Finally I have made it as a reddit celeb...I've waited so long

>>68627008

got suspended twice

>once for throwing a bottle at a bus and running away
>once for throwing a shoe at a teacher and running away

both times the 'running away' part got me done. Got grassed on both times by some unknown runt

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>enter any thread on rpoolitics
>sort by controversial
>enjoy the keks

>>68627434
fuck off murderer

enjoying things is reddit-tier tbqh

*puts pencil up nose then stares intently at /brit/*

what now, cunts?

>>68627447
me too but you don't hear me banging on about it

>>68627484
alri frosties kid

>>68627002
bet he was disappointed when he found out there's no heaven

Just reported some wanker for running away after throwing a shoe ama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvD3CHA48pA

>>68627008
most trouble? doing a so-called "frape," can't even remember what I did specifically but I just got detention

used to torture one teacher in particular being the class clown, but she seemed ok with it. also touched her butt once and she just glared at me

>>68627392
did you get friendzoned by le derpina lad? foreveralone.png

So why exactly do you hate Pengest Munch so much? A proper critique please.

>>68627520
shan't be opening this link

https://np.reddit.com/r/IncelHeaven/comments/5hn5zs/what_animals_pussy_feels_the_closest_to_a_womans/db1fs8y/


Throwing up reading this thread. Redditors are worse than channers

this is /tr/ now

>>68627544
he's black, and, unlike american blacks who were brought there against their will, the only reason for niggers to live in britain was that they moved there specifically to leech off the white man

>>68627529
reminder that that shit literally started on 4chan

>>68627558
wot
tae
fuck

>>68627558
>channers
sort yourself out

>>68627508
too far mate...

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>>68627558

>>68627575
>leech off the white man
>literally generated shitloads of ad revenue for random white publications

>>68627577
yeah but reddit ruined it

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>>68627558
>can feel my dick getting hard as i read

me, deano and channers going to 'dam in 2 weeks haha waheyyy

>>68627629
love a bit of 'dam, me

>>68627392
Probably because it gives us a common enemy/rival of sorts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODTv9Lt5WYs

>>68627558
>np
cuck

Might have my advent choccy before tea

having a so-called cup of the so-called tea

>>68627693
I'll tell yer mum

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Lads I applied to a job thats WAAAAAAY over my head on a laugh...and I've now been called for an interview.

What the fuck do I do?! I've been working as a donkey in a factory for years and this a sales executive job, literally havent a clue.

>>68627558
did he have sex with a dog

>>68627721
I guess you know what it feels like to be Donald Trump.

>>68627721
Fake it 'til you make it

>>68627721
blag it while being subtly honest

i don't have a job

@693
the absolute madman

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am i ugly? never had a gf

>>68627721
Just fake it as well as you can.
Most people don't really know what the fuck they are doing in any profession anyway and have to bullshit their way through life.

>>68627803
yes

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Why shouldn't everyone be equal?

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>Fuck every woman, they are animals anyways. I have taken a new approach, 11 rejections, no problem, make it 12! I am an intelligent gentleman that needs nobody's confirmation.

>So I have resort to other solutions, I tried out fleshlights, they feel just terrible, I have tried humping my sofa with lots of lube, my penis started bleeding, and my hand is just too boring.
>So I have came with a new solution, bestiality.
>It is completely legal where I live to do it so don't come here and tell me what to do or not, anyway. Which animal has the pussy that feels the closest to women? I have heard that pigs/cows feel really comfortable, but is there any incel with any experience with bestiality?

>I am not hurting anyone, I will buy a cow/horse and feed it every day and fuck it occasionally when I feel horny or something, but I have heard that it differs from animal to animal. I did also some research and I found it to be a very reliable method, as the cows do not really reject you or walk away, so I won't really be having to introduce myself or do any of that normie shit and just get straight to the fucking.

>Also dont come with that consensual bullshit, I am sure that they would be more than happy to have me as a partner if they were human.

>I am also an extremely jealous person and I have thought of getting an alpha cow/horse to let him fuck my partner and I will get angry at him and end up killing him and eating him up, while I forgive my female partner and tell her it is okay.

>What do you think? My fantasy of beating up chads and getting a woman will be solved in one stroke, I think it sounds great.

is this a real person?

>>68627721
sales executive isn't way over your head. if it's the type of thing I'm thinking of they recruit anyone and give you training, and most of the pay is commission

>>68627721
Fake nothing. Be honest.
You have nothing to lose.

>>68627721
>>68627848
also faking it is basically what the job entails so fake it in the interview too

>>68627838
right into the (You) magnet folder goes this post

Anal is a fucking meme and a disgusting one at that

have got severe social anxiety and depression but have trouble convincing even myself that either of those things are real

>>68627803
not ugly. just not above average

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>>68627558
>I even considered having sex with a dog cadaver that died outside my window but sadly the janitor threw it away before I could go out and get it at night.

incelheaven

that's a joek right

i think im going to be sick

>>68627803
incredibly

>I know where you are coming from. I was just as desperate out of inceldom. Heck, I even considered having sex with a dog cadaver that died outside my window but sadly the janitor threw it away before I could go out and get it at night.

>>68627901
>I'm shy and a bit sad but that doesn't sound interesting enough

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>>68627838

>I am also an extremely jealous person and I have thought of getting an alpha cow/horse to let him fuck my partner and I will get angry at him and end up killing him and eating him up, while I forgive my female partner and tell her it is okay.

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>>68627838
>I am also an extremely jealous person and I have thought of getting an alpha cow/horse to let him fuck my partner and I will get angry at him and end up killing him and eating him up, while I forgive my female partner and tell her it is okay.

>>68627901

you a neet bredda?

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what'll it be for lunch then

>>68627838
Ah yes, the Danish.

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hey /brit/, is it true that Ferrero rocher are seen as a "classy" present to bring as a gift in england or am i being rused?

>>68627803
Look a bit like the handsome lad from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIPc1cfS-oQ

>>68627954
no shit, i roll my eyes when i hear either of those terms even from my doctor

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>>68627838

>>68627979
>>68627960
>getting cucked by a horse

feeling a bit better about my pitiful existence now since at least im not this bad

>>68627945
>>68627813
thought so. good to hear an objective opinion

shant be approaching any women

>>68627848

Commission? So I dont get paid unless I'm good at the job?

Are you waiting until marriage, /brit/?

>>68628026
To have a wedding? Yeah, think so
Just makes sense really

>>68628001

I guess so

that's how they seem to be marketed, anyway

>>68628001
they're expensive as tits here desu, same with lindt

anal is for dicklets

>>68628082
is it true that in canada you can't get baked beans without chunks of meat or other bullshit mixed in?

>>68628001
yeah, theyre really expensive for choccos too so will be very well recieved if you get someone one of those pyramids they do

>>68627979
perfect reaction pic

genuinely cracking up in the office

getting looks

>>68628067
thanks

>>68628082
how much?

>>68628018
no, there's probably a low/entry-level guaranteed salary. doubt it would be more than your current job

you have to be a certain kind of person to make decent money off it

Worried about the Sydney real estate market boys
Will it sustain its rate of growth change per year?

>>68628164
who cares

at your age you should be out shagging girls instead of worrying about that

Truth is if you're absolutely desperate for a job just apply for a sales job.

In my city all of these companies hire tons of sales people as long as they have a college degree, then they fire them when they can't meet their unrealistic sales quotas.

>>68628107
that's both true and untrue
You'll have a better time getting your dick shitty if it's smaller but the men that want anal (e.g. faggots) tend to have monster dicks

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>uni povvo grant came through

>>68628188
>at your age
What age are we lad?

i got anally raped once

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objectively gorgeous city. I miss it.

Shame about the people though

>>68628267
I thought there was a main road going underneath the eiffel tower

or is this an old pic

>>68628267
>Shame about the people though
Agreed.

What is life like as a chess boxer?

>>68628255
Age of Nihilism

>>68628135

I dont mind not making huge money I only want a clean non-back-breaking job, I make fuck all as it is.

>you have to be a certain kind of person to make decent money off it

corporate sociopath?

>>68628211

So there is no security in it?

>>68628256
CUM BUM CUM BUM

my willy is only slightly above average and I just can't see how it would fit into someone's bum

I used to enjoy putting stuff up my arse. Every so often I get an urge to buy a dildo and some lube. Sanity prevails but still...

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>>68628246
>tfw povvo but can't get any of those grants because parents don't like me and won't send evidence

>>68628317
ah yes
in my second year of uni I got bored and just started buying dildos and buttplugs and stuff
had a jolly good time

>>68628267
Prague or Munich leagues better.
Shit people in Prague. City of thieves.

>>68628314
t. fairy boy that's never taken a man shite

>>68628294
Yeah I don't mean French people in general, specifically mean parisians

>>68628306
I'm not sure about yours, but thats how they do them here. They are fine with high turnover because its easy training and they just keep hiring new people.

I'm back lads.

OFFICIAL THREAD SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEtQj9wuqhs

>>68628364
my willy is harder and larger than a shit

>>68628301
Don't you mean the Era Vulgaris?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NadDzObCTSo

>There are people ITT that have never been to Paris

How can you even justify that if you live only a few hours away?

unironically bought one of those muh heritage dna tests

How badly would you have turned out if you were born a girl?

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might put these up around my town for banter

>>68628392
Sounds abit gay

>>68628381
So did I, and their diverse pets as well.

>>68628438
don't know
I'd have a different brain that worked entirely differently to my current one

>>68628420
my friend proposed to his gf under the eiffel tower desu, fucking cliched wanker

not even jealous btw

>>68628420
What's the point though? The pleasure of seeing objects closer?

>>68628420
i have actually been but its literally a shithole

would not blame anyone in the slightest for not wanting to go there

>>68628306
>corporate sociopath?
I guess a lower-level version of that. like the other guy said, they target people in their early 20s with no experience. you basically need to be a normie who's not going to lose confidence being rejected all day

if you really want out of your current job, it's probably worth at least going through the interview and training if you're successful

>>68628439
good album that

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>>68628439
use this instead

Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?

>>68628420
Ummm sweetie I'm a Romanian and I've kind of been to Paris. Getting wasted so that the barmaid asks you to pay after every drink and then going back counts right.

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>>68628438
>daddy issues
>mummy issues
>health issues
>money issues
>trust issues
bad enough as a lad already, would probably have ended up a stripper or something as a girl 2bh

going to sleep bye

>>68628549
Cya

>>68628537
>implying you wouldn't be ugly

>>68628482
Yank level thinking here

>>68628001
Yes if you're a bottom feeding plebeian. Lindt is far superior.

>>68628561
well, I'm pretty good looking as a lad so I assume the girl version of me would be the same

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Read every single one in 2016

Coming up with a list for 2017 now.

>>68628549
nite lad

>>68628420
been there so many times, smelly disgusting city

>>68628567
literal child

>>68628537
most girls are mental and suffer from severe cognitive dissonance if nothing else

at least you'd be able to make decent money easily as a girl. even if you're ugly there are so many desperate men who'll just give you money

>>68628438
probably be a massive slut tbf

who wouldnt

>>68628439
Life in Trump's America, I'm telling you.

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>>68627075

>>68628562
The pleasure of smelling Parisian streets?
The pleasure of walking famous roadways?
The pleasure of boarding and disembarking their public transport options?
The pleasure of visiting a famous spot, taking a selfie, and uploading it to Instagram?
The pleasure of watching your Instagram snap get more likes than usual?
The pleasure of responding to Instagram comments saying how magical Paris is?
The pleasure of that? Is that it?

I decided I won't confess my crush again to him.

Lads is there any job better than a security guard? They must have the best effort to pay ratio of most jobs. They do sweet fuck all

can i get a repplyy

>68628667
sure

>>68628638
So do you not like traveling?

>>68628612
Never reply to me ever again

>>68628665
I'd do it desu
my problem is that despite being hard and good in a fight, I don't look anything like a hardcunt

>>68628665
it's terribly boring though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXv31OmnKqQ
Miss this shit.

>People still wank to porn
Really? What year is it? 1999?

>>68628688
h-how'd you guess

@68628667

here you go la

>>68628438
become a twitch titstreamer unironically

playing games with your baps out and make a barrel of money

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>buy a nice pair of boots
>ive now added about 20 minutes to my day merely putting the fucking things on in the morning and taking them off when i get home

>>68628742
had a hunch

>>68628702
ok

WOOOOOO!

THATS ONE HELL OF A PILOT!

Nou:

>>68628729
>>68628729
>>68628729
>>68628729

>>68628420
went there this summer and it was shit, will not return even if my gf begs me

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>>68628598

War and Peace would probably take me the whole year

t. dyslexic thicko

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>>68628667

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>>68628751
t.

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>I'd do it desu
>my problem is that despite being hard and good in a fight, I don't look anything like a hardcunt

>>68628598
>the tower towers

>>68628796
nah theyre a smart pair of boots for work actually x