>british cuisine LOL

>>68622226
cusine is a step sister retard

>>68622226
fuck you slav basterd

>>68622226
what the fuck, as a taco lover this is gore

They're drunk all of the time so they make food that tastes good while drunk.

>>68622391
if that's gore what's actual gore end up being?

>>68622393
I don't see that being tasty no matter how intoxicated you are t.b.h

>>68622431
tuesday

why

>>68622431
manbearpig

>>68622393

This is accurate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSfa6a0e5Os

>>68622226
stfu crisp sandwiches are heaven-sent!

>>68622393
>chips and bread
wow....so this is the power of britannia
>>68622361
cuisine is like кyхня

>>68622226
Wow. That's what I call low-tier food

>crisp sandwich
>chip butty
>toast sandwich

You disgust me.

>>68622226
Doesn't look like much but I bet it's actually good. Gonna try.

>>68622226
what the fuck
crisp sandwiches on normal slices of bread a thing but not with a wrap
this can't be real

>>68622665
chip butties are god-tier food

That looks more like a Mexican immigrant attempting to make a crisp sandwich.

>crisp sandwich is actually a thing

I thought it was just a meme like the toast sandwich

>>68622226
How is this cooked? It is heated in the microwave or not?

>>68622813
It's a child/intoxicated student thing.

>>68622813
toast sandwich is a meme
crisp sandwich is a snack for children/stoners
chip butty is GOAT food

>>68622226
>Same thread every day
not sure if people on this board have short term memory loss or they are just very easily entertained

>>68622996
This is true of every imageboard, most message boards, and even real world conversations.

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>>68622638
> russian salad

>>68622226
Lmao I used to do that too.

>>68622393
But its tasty sober too

>>68622437
Give it a go

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>>68623175
>Beloved british """dish""" is typical african cuisine

>>68623231
having a mild buzz doesn't mean you're sober sean

>>68623262
isn't jordan in asia

>>68623231
fuck off wop, go back to your spicy meatballs

>>68623042
Actually, it's made out of grain. Potato alcohol is the samogon, produced by enthusiasts.

>>68622226
Try it Ivan, chippy sandwich is god tier.

>>68623319
even worse

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Really puts the cognitus apparatus into motion.

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I do love my friday tacos

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>>68623702

>>68623262
>canacucks think putting gravy and cheese on chips is unique and take pride in it

lmao we've been doing that up north since before you were a country

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>>68623788
>chip sandwich
>crisp sandwich
>toast sandwich
>british """"""""cuisine""""""""

>>68624280
toast sandwich is a meme, only the other two are true

also i've been in polish shops and polish food fails regulatory standards here, it's so bad it's illegal lol

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>british cuisine

i want to masturbate but my parents are at home what do

>>68624280
We should not really roast the british, our cuisine is in fact not any better.

>>68624410
lock the door?
use the toilet?

literally nothing wrong with crisp sarnies and chip butties

Could really go for a curry about now.

>>68622226
Shameful

>>68624372
>it fails some imaginary EU standards therefore its bad
nicely memed Muhammad

>>68624469
t. cuck

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>>68624469
t. vegan pussy

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>>68624280
>>68624469
B-but kielbasa and paczkis?

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>>68622226
Now the crisps were decent. Had a good crunch to them, salty the way we like. And best them ridges were capturin all the saus you know boss man did it right wif da ruffles.

The cukes were on as well, noice, thick slices very meaty..succulent. Not soggin up the wich as it were. Um, a bit under seasoned...no real heat.

The wrap on the other hand was just dead pham, not really fluffy but indeed rather chewy and had zero flavour...just nang. Bossman must keep his wraps near the heater or somefin cuz dead on pham they was dry.

Overall his chipwrap wasn't bad, price at 2 quid 99 (never got my pence change eiver) I give it a solid 2.7/5

If you're in the Tallywhackershire neighbourhood and cravin proper chip butty head down to Punjeet's off licence and ask for a right crisper.

>>68624469
I was on customary high school trip to Auschwitz, all we ever got was schnitzels and potatoes all trip

>>68622226
memes aside british cuisine is rather good

>>68625100
We have no cuisine.

If you count """english breakfast""" as cuisine, which really is just a bunch of fried shit, then you're a culinary retard.

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>scottish cuisine

>>68625165
>we have no cuisine
but we do

>>68625261
Give me ten (10) examples.

>>68625165
what about the pies and puddings and stuff

>>68625393
It's absolute shit, doesn't count as a proper dish.

>>68625100
>>68625165
Dunno about """"cuisine"""" but standard and traditional British dishes are usually just made from fresh meats and vegetables. Nothing overly special but usually tasty and more importantly fresh.

>>68624808
Those are called Berliner
Poles steal everything, from food to cars

>>68625460
Rude

>>68625459
>argues about cuisine
>"dont know about cuisine"

>>68625460
>be a country cucked to death and back
>doesn't know that there's like 60 different kinds of sausages

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>>68624976
This kid needs to do a collab with pic related.

>>68625537
I'm not arguing about cuisine, numbuts. Didn't you see the """"cuisine"""" bit in my post?

>>68625460

Berliininmunkki is a traditional Finnish jelly doughnut

>>68623788
ours is still better

>>68625648
Can confirm, berliininmunkki is finnish.

what the hell do you eat daily to think of this as an "upgrade" ?

>>68622226
how can this be a "recipe"? what makes them so lazy when they cook something.

There is literally nothing wrong with crisp sandwiches if you're a kid.

>>68625583
shut the fuck up you dumb piece of shit

>>68625197
You know, if they just took the toppings of the pizza and fried them inside a batter ball, it would be a lot better

>>68622665
toast sandwich isn't real

the other two are gourmet

>>68627305
Is tea real or just a meme? Seems weird to boil a bunch of leaves

>>68625367
beef wellington
cottage pie
shepherd's pie
fisherman's pie
hotpot
sunday roast
toad in the hole
steak pie
full english
welsh rarebit
crumble
spotted dick
knickerbocker glory
eton mess

and so on and so forth

>>68627343
what about treacle tart?

>>68627339
just a big hoax desu

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yo, i don't know how you fuckers manage to keep having these threads at a reasonably civilized level

everyone here is convinced everyone else except for our balkan neighbors and southern europe has shit cuisine. any implication of any differing opinions gets laughed off. like, i genuinely can't comprehend how people don't get burried in (You)s for saying

>german cuisine is best
>czech cuisine is best
>russian cuisine is best
>polish cuisine is best
>scandi cuisine is best
>x asian shithole cuisine is best
>x taconigger cuisine is best

it's times like these where i think that sometimes 4chan is more tolerant than the real world

>>68627343
murderer

>>68627616
These threads are so constant and repetitive that no one cares anymore

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Am I doing it right?

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>>68627616
Brits make great pies and people who slag them off can suck it.

Steak and ale pie is best pie.

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Cause of the huge immigration to UK, Brits now can choose and taste food from any part of the world you can imagine. Also even so called traditional British cuisine has some awesome cheese, beer, meat pies, stews, sea food. And English breakfast is godlike.

>>68627942
Completely wrong

>>68622361
>cusine is a step sister retard
wat

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>>68631698
Cheese mentioned.

>>68625447
fuck off you cunt

>>68625537
>>68626387
pole detected

>>68624976
very nice

Some times ago the brits on /int/ actually admited that their food sucks but recently they're coming back with the damage control. You people need to settle down and accept it. It's no big deal after all, Germany has shit food too.

>>68631983
>>68631943
Take it easy lmao, thanks to pakis and pajeets we have some variety in our """""""cuisine""""""".

>>68632040
german potato salad is pretty good. their chocolate cake is great too. and i fucking love sauerkraut, but i'm weird.

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>>68631900
Yeah. British cheese is worth dying for.