/brit/

poo

janny shan't be pleased

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>tfw to smart to hold down a low skilled job for longer than 3 months

>>68621978

What makes you quit them?

>>68622011
too smart

>>68622011
It's very rare that I actually quit them. Though if I do quit them it's because I get bored or dislike everyone there.

Usually though I just get fired for being a free spirit

>>68622051
>for being a free spirit
yeah, that's why

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_of_Scone

ah yes

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>no girl has ever or will ever masturbate to the thought or picture of you
>you will never make a girl wet with a word or a look
>she will never fantasise or dream about you fucking her
>she'll never "accidentally" bump into you at a party and end up hooking up with you that night

>>68622051
Stop doing low qualified jobs and return to studies, then?

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>tfw too intelligent to be smart

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r8 the bod

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>>68622051
>I just get fired for being a free spirit

>>68622084
blue/10

REALLY need a poo

>>68622084
link to website

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>>68622084
alri

>>68622109
fucking mong

Woke up and i had cum everywhere and i accidentally got it on my hand and stuff and i cant leave my room because theres loads of people in the house so ive just been sat here for 3 hours waiting for them to leave so i can get a shower

>>68622087
Come on, leave him alone

>>68622123
let's hope you got enough left on your card for it

REALLY do not need a poo

>>68622109
http://bodyvisualizer.com/male.html

>>68622078
I'm a uni drop out.
Shan't be bothering with education anymore.

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>>68622127
>Come on, leave him alone

>>68622051

Sounds like you do fuck all work/cause trouble and dont pass your probation.

I've quit every job I've ever had in a rage but was never fired

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Help

>>68622139
Don't understand this

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r8

reminder that Australia is a fag

>>68622186
the gf

>>68622074
lmao just hit the weights and be yourself

I wish Americans using british slang IRL didn't sound so cringey. you guys have the best slang but as a burger I can't use any of it. it's not fair :^(((

>>68622173
china was a mistake

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>See qt from across club
>Go over and start dancing
>She likes it and starts dancing with you
>She gets closer and closer
>Never make a move and she gets bored and goes away
Legit could have lost the 'ginity if I wasn't a fucking loser.

>>68622074
>tfw girls have done all those with me except the last one

feels good man

>>68622194
Zdravstvuyte

>68622205
fuck off you fucking cancerous yank

>>68622074
>>no girl has ever or will ever masturbate to the thought or picture of you
check
>>you will never make a girl wet with a word or a look
check
>>she will never fantasise or dream about you fucking her
check
t. girl

>>68622227
>being formal on 4chins

>>68622241
piss off

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not bad

muscle dist'n is a bit off and legs look weird

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the sister

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>>68622217
>wake up

>>68622265
good good good post

>>68621949
Me on right

>>68622259
He said I was a fag, I wanted to change that

>>68622217
>going to clubs
literally never properly been too one and i'm 23

>>68622171
I just end up disagreeing with managers/coworkers on stuff or just not following their dumb rules and stuff

or sometimes I'll make a suggestion and they'll get pissy because I'm smarter than them and could do their job much better than them (all while not being a cunt)

it's amusing really at this point
almost all managers in low skilled jobs are absolutely terrible

>>68622241
post vodka bottle pls

>>68622205
it's because you all sound like poofs

>>68622205
chin up, me ol' mucker

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could heem the lot of you

>>68622285
jesus how do you live with yourself mate

Fucking hell lads I just had the most intense wank session of my life, my cock is sensitive i can feel my veins pulsing

>>68622229
fuck you faggot. at least we come up with our own shit, you guys literally just say the exact same stuff and then add something vulgar like "cunt" to the end. aussies are literally the biggest cucks on the planet.

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>Job interview for a research-role at an oxford uni think-tank tomorrow at 2 that requires lots of preparation
>Job centre sign-on tomorrow at 10
>live 2 hours from oxford
>takes 30 minutes to get back from the job centre

>phone job centre if i can reschedule sign-on to friday as this research role requires preparation
>they say 'no firstly why aren't you preparing right now, and secondly you have 4 hours'
>i say 'i have been preparing all day, but i want to also prepare tomorrow, rather than spend time travelling to and from the job centre'
>i also stress to them that when travelling from jb+ and to the actual job interview is considered i will only have an hour to prepare beforehand
>they say it shouldn't matter
>i say 'it's oxford university, I get the impression they expect high-standards and I'd feel alot more confident with them, if i spent my time researching the think-tank's area and preparing, rather than signing on, which I can literally do on friday'
>they say I have to attend anyway, and if i try to rearrange that i'll probably get sanctioned
>i finished the phone call saying 'it's a complete and utter farce that I am standing to lose my JOB-SEEKING allowance for preparing for and attending a JOB INTERVIEW, i'm completely dissatisfied with your service, can i take your name so i can begin lodging and a complaint to the DWP, I also want to write about this to both the newspapers.
>guy hangs up

shaking my head family
fuming

harry potter is such a boring twat

was unironically rooting for voldemort by the end

>>68622274
That's the worst part mate, this actually happened. It felt like something out of a film until I fucked it up.

>>68622313
I have a very sociable friend who has never ever been to one. He goes to parties and is turbo normie in his social circles but he just has never been clubbing because he's poor and doesn't want to

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>>68622313
i kill time until i can fall asleep

>>68622286

Thats true, they all hate their lives and love to pick on people. I'd recommend trying to be friends with your co-workers even if they are assholes and being nice to your boss and trying to show some effort and desire to keep your job until you pass probabtion

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my beautiful daughter

>>68622330
edgy

>>68622270
>185lbs at 6'4

thank you hungry skeleton

>>68622326
that phonecall will have been recorded so ring up the branch manager and get his details from him.

>68622322
>yank flag
shan't be reading any of this, cunt.

>>68622348
fair enough.

>>68622351
bit unfortunate mate

this should be the london national anthem haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRjH_gJbUqQ

>>68622330
This desu, the dark side was much more exciting. Fuck Rowling, I want racial purity in my wizarding societies.

>>68622353
>being nice to your boss and trying to show some effort and desire to keep your job until you pass probation
I tried that a few times and still got fired.

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Just did my full measurements naked now

>>68622326
>call job centre back
>ask to speak to whoever you deal withs manager
>tell manager you have an interview tomorrow thus NEED to reschedule sign on for later this week as it would be prejudicial to your interview chances to not be preparing for it in the morning
>deal with one annoyed asshat on Friday that didn't get his way

The Fendippitous Eggmen are returning soon

>>68622378
tfw rake masterrace

i have not very dense bones, it turns out

>>68622394
well as my friendship group became more and more sociable they interacted and invited me to places less and less and by clubbing age they'd stop doing anything with me

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hmmmmmm

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ayyy lads I'm swole now

>>68622436
bit unfortunate but that's when you make friends with people at uni or work

>>68622436
they don't sound like very good friends bruh

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Body visualiser doesn't accurately show off my gut

>>68622051

How do people get sacked in the UK? I'm the naughtiest person in my department, I've been put on 5 PIPs and I'm not even close to being sacked yet.

>>68622438
Ah yes, an inferior version of me

hmmm

>>68622394
>le (you) denial

do you really think this upsets people? and we all know you read my post cuckboi.

>>68622438
literal runt

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>no it's alright mum, i'll just eat dinner off my guntable

>68622505
Never respond to me again you little worm.

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>>68622488
>>68622506

>>68622474
i bet you that lad is shit at his job too as well as being an arse

>>68622436
Literally me but I got a couple years of clubbing before it dwindled out. I never learnt to drive (couldn't afford it and didn't need to whilst in education, still don't) but because everyone split up after school ended and went to different Unis for different courses I got completely left out after a while when they got bored of my inflexible transport.

>>68622474
been looking for a naughty employed bf

>>68622438
alri zac

>>68622390
>Thinking i'm thick enough to have given him my details

the people at the job centre who i deal with are scared of me though, because i lodged a complaint about a National Careers service guy who told me to lie on my CV and made sure all the people I interracted at the job centre knew that I complained about him.

I also reqularly ask them to show me the contract, if things are mandatory, and I've complained to them about seeing jobs that don't properly meet labour-rights laws. So they deal with me usually quite softly.

But this was anonymous so I could run my mouth a little bit more

>>68622468
they weren't great
>>68622466
by that age i had basically forgotten how to make friends. it all felt very awkward

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WAKE ME UP

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>>68622520
>why do they cut down valuable trees to make wood for tables

>>68622423
I asked him about speaking to managers, he said and I quote 'look i'm being frank with you, you said yourself there is a 4 hours gap between the sign on appointment and the job interview, they're not going to see it differently to how i am seeing it.'

>>68622552
>tfw made all my friends in Year 7 (11 yrs old) and were close knit mates for the next 7 years and by the time I got to uni my social skills in terms of meeting new people had decayed to basically non-existence due to spending the entirety of my time with friends who knew everything about me

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*walks towards you*

>>68622552
sorry to hear it m8, I know how that feels. seems that you never make friends again in life like the friends you make as a young kid/teen. damn I miss those care free days.

>>68622573
hmm really gets the noggin going

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>>68622600

*grabs ur ass*

>>68622526
or what??

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>>68622573
>making fun of Jews
>In a /brit/ish thread

my theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRqoIHZpWUU

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I'm a foreigner student in 2008. Sat outside the department waiting for induction, smoking. This medium blond-haired, blue-eyed, skinny guy walks up to me and asks me if I'm here for the induction.

Months later, he starts drawing hearts on my notebook, and flirting with me 'for a laugh'. I tell him a bit later that I actually fancy him. He's got a girlfriend in Scotland. I say, okay, sure.

During those months, we go to a house party hosted by his ex-gf. She fancies me a bit, so they all get me drunk. As a "game", I was supposed to make out with her if I wanted to make out with Ian. FUCK YEAH. Make out with him a bit, really don't remember much.

Now, eight years later, and a bf for six years, I still think about him at night and how neat it'd've been to hold his hand, kiss his cheek, and kiss him.

I know you rorkes will find this disgusting, but to me it's still sad.

>>68622629
>ass
foy

shouldn't have blown my load with that jeremy kyle post right before the new thread

>>68622641
JFs OUT

>>68622641
u a boy la?

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MATES THEM TITTIES AND HIPPIES OH FUCK

>>68622641
Also, forgot to mention how she kept kissing me the day after but when I cuddled her with my erect penis, apparently, that was the line.

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>>68622644

>>68622641
why do benders act like women if they love men so much?

>>68622695
>gif

fuck off

>>68622687
Aye.

>>68622685
Umm, sweetie, why don't you just talk about your generation.

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>>68622711

having a wank

about to cum

>>68622723
Fuck off paki

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the sister today
>when will you accept that everyone hates their job, you're just going to have to suck it up
>mfw

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anyone got plans for /gf2017/?

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>>68622740
Here you go mate

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>>68622740
C-C-C-C-CUMBO BREAKER

im just a poor boy from a poor family

>>68622723
bit fricking GAY

>>68622474
probably doing agency work where they can fuck you off easily
was stuck in that cycle myself before but finally got a real job

Just copped VIP tickets for Little Mix

AMA

>>68622743
I feel you may have misunderstood my clever reference to your aussie talkshow with josh thomas, but that's okay. x

>>68622768
You honestly think that's going to stop me?

I'm gonna cum in Mrs Pepe

>>68622768
what
the
fuck

Is the luigi board real?

there I'd a man slav squatting outside lidl

what do

>>68622764
bit busy with /death2017/ m8 maybe 2018

>>68622723
>sweetie

opinion disregarded

>>68622699
How did I act like a woman in anything I said there?

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>>68622797

>>68622827
if you were straight you'd realise, femboy.

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have cracked lips lads

hurts desu

>>68622573
I AM SILLY

>>68622565
He just wants you to get signed on so he doesn't have to reschedule it, talk to the manager.

just lifted the heavy thing up and down repeatedly

where do I collect my gf?

why are circumcisions so widespread in yankland

fun fact: gay men aren't actually sexually attracted to other men

>>68622865
kellogg

>>68622865
One word. Jews.

>>68622865
anti fap

>>68622865
and in aus

>>68622894
Lad must have been well upset when they made the internet

>>68622763
thought i would at least get a few yous

my willy's so big it isn't circumcised, it's circumnavigated

()()()()()(())))((()))((()))((())))

>>68622923
is it?
In the 60-80s it was, dont think its big now

>>68622935
good answer

I know this is gross to most heteros, but really I just lie awake at night thinking about a fantasy where I'm his dorm, we're watching a movie (haven't decided yet, lotr is too stimulating for the fantasy), he lies his hand across the bed and I hold on to it. Then he lies his head on me. Still don't know who is the first one to kiss the other one on the cheek. Gonna take a few more weeks.

>>68622933
underrated

>go to /x/
>immediately see a flat earth thread

i swear that board used to be decent

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lads
John Bercow's existence depresses me.

>>68622993
jesus

what should you b when yourself sucks?

H-he did ask me what game that was from when i sent him my video from the turing test.

>>68622933
>>68622984
samefag

In Swansea visiting a mate and there are so many fucking Pakis here it's unreal

>>68622993
>54%

scotchmen out

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>>68622847
>femboy
triggered

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has tim ever considered a career in photography?

>>68623082
underrated

>>68343561
never heard of it m8
is it like that marshmellow spread that yanks have?

>>68623109
easily triggered, like a woman.

lidl wine gums are fucking shit

thought I'd done well for 59p aswell

>>68623097
lol you around st helens? Was there a minute ago driving

going to have to buy a new HDD just to house my Bradley Walsh reaction images

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>>68623099
hmm yes, because 54% of scotland all voted in this Sun poll

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How does one go about fixing London politics?

hope I never fall in love with someone desu
think i'd be the kind of person liable to do some casual stalking

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@68623082

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EVERY SCOOP, EVERY POOP
THIS IS DOGS' NEWS.

>>68623168
drain the swamp

>>68623066
the turing test is a stupid game and whoever made it is a twat

>releasing a new Star Wars every year

they really have no dignity do they

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Ah yes

>>68623168
Nuke it to the ground and then start over.

>>68623165
it's not a scottish poll, it's a poll on whether english people want the jocks to stay

got the office do tonight lads. champagne in the afternoon then off out at 5ish. not bad for a work day tbf

>>68623168
only white people can be racist though. what a retard.

just had the most interesting and funnest lucid dream I've ever had

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>>68623142
Oh boy, look at this checkered shirt beard growing lumberjack.

(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/fashion-and-style/11237548/Dont-call-me-a-lumbersexual-despite-my-beard-and-check-shirt.html)

>>68623121
Hes a bit young to be thinking about careers

>>68623064
>what should you b when yourself sucks?
Kairo Seijuro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSX-D_lNEdo

>>68621949
Who here wants corn? Anyone can get it. Anyone can get it.

>>68623193
is it still private? or do you just follow her

I want to see her meltdown tweets fs

>>68623193
my nightmare is undressing a qt to find tattoos

>>68623216
chill your beans battyman. i dont care enough about you to open any bent link you provide.

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>>68623193
>consolation

>>68623186
Wow rude, dude, you see any okay games this year? If so, please recommend. It's good for the current year.

>>68623191
there will be a new star wars movie every year or 2 years for maybe the next 30 years

it will be the new marvel franchise

>>68622831
Quite remarkable how ugly that olney's face is, what an unpleasant woman.

>>68623193
dont get it

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>>68623232
*puts corn in for my bros*

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>>68623250
silly bint haha x

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The proto-g f

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>>68623240
>rosy
>qt

M8

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>>68623249
>chill your beans battyman. i dont care enough about you to open any bent link you provide.
But you did reply to my post...
Makes the old submit a review for a conference, then get strongly rejected by the third reviewer, think.

crackers are actually really nice on their own

business idea: report rosy to HMRC for not paying tax on her findom earnings

>>68623193
post her tweets about us

>>68623313
bit racist

>>68623240
i quite like tattoos on a bird. don't know why. i know the chon hates them but they're just kind of interesting to me. not got any myself

>>68623300
never said that just going on about tats

>>68623193
>beatalilith
huh

>>68623292
Couldn't find one with a bigger chin?

>>68623328
how do you know she doesn't include it on her tax returns? bit quick to assume aren't you boyo?

>>68623338
dirty greb

>>68623328
She doesn't have any. Only Sara really does and she blocked me after i posted screenshots here on Monday.

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just set a new personal typing speed high score lads

VERY exciting :3

>>68623338
the chon hates them because muh pure waifu shite

>>68623366
What else am I going to use to crack my nuts?

>rakes in hundreds of pounds weekly by taking advantage of mentally ill masochistic men
>still somehow finds a way to claim she's a victim

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yes

>>68623393
very good post

>>68623371
don't understand this post

Lol, I'm unironically an "expert", published okay, didn't make it to Algorithmica because it wasn't that big of a deal, but still. AMA. (CompSci is my field, but I can do the """expert""" if you want.)

salt and pepper is a great flavour combination
*looks around*
*you're all over the other side of the room drinking and laughing and no one heard what I just said*

EAST LONDON.

Can't you tell by the accent?

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>so many qt girls in the world
>i will never have one

>>68623398
victim of internalised misogyny

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>>68623193

>>68623434
3 inch irish willy lad?

>>68623338
nothing wrong with a small tattoo but big ones look fucking shite tbdesu

>>68623398
who? I don't follow on shitter.

>>68623374
used to get 90wpm but I got a new keyboard and now I can barely get 60

Nota Bene: When I complain about anything girl related, girl means PRETTY girl. Unattractive girls do NOT count as potential gfs

just wrote a function that will only work for 56.333' years

>>68623393
switch scandinavia and Ireland

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>not being able to type naturally over 100 wpm

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>apparently they're not worried about us and we don't even matter to them
>sara still goes through all her followers and blocks me

>>68623434
>so many qt grills in the world
>i have one of them
>i want more

life is suffering senpai

Ian, if you're here, it's "Mike". Really fancied you. Wish I had held your hand t b h.

>>68623410
When are we getting the AI sexbots?
>>68623396
my mistake, crack away

>ssaradavidson.blogspot

sara is a living fedora

Mike, if you're here, it's "Ian". I don't think I can be mates with a raging bender like you, soz.

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>>68623467
yes
I had a chance on monday night and I fucked it

>>68623503
has aisha blocked you?

post her tweets

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/pol/ has declared war on Tuvalu

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she keeps posting stuff like this : (
never talked to her before but really want to, how do I give it a shot without it being completely out of nowhere?

I've noticed a real decline in the quality of posts on /brit/ over the last few months. Is /brit/ nearing its end?

>>68623539
how longs your willy hard

>>68623503
would plow aisha into next week. No condom of course and I'd cream inside her
the other two bints can get fucked though

>>68623545
No she hasn't

She doesn't tweet as good stuff as Sara. A lot about her BPD recently, that's about it.

>>68623585
anything about /brit/? direct or indirect

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№68623507
VERY gay post, in my honest opinion.

>>68623554
>Deceleration

>>68623539
do tell

>>68623560
When girls post stuff like this they're thinking of a specific guy that they know who they want to reply, not some random spacker

>>68623554
>>68623604
>treatise

>>68623570
bit less than 4 inches, maybe 3.5

>>68623567
it's cos i've not been posting much, sorry lad. been busy. i'll revive it soon, promise x

>>68623517
>When are we getting the AI sexbots?
>AI
never, unless you count imitating life AI. life is basically the universe. if there was a higher thing above it, it would be lame.

>sexbots
they are available now.

>>68623593
No apart from what I've already posted.

>>68623609
does the fact that it's on twitter where she's followed by a load of randoms make a difference?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481725862691.webm

me

For a long time now I've been ruthlessly debating with myself on whether I should write about this, as it's something I personally find very hard to talk about with the experience often being entirely different amongst alternating individuals. Perhaps with my words I can help create an understanding amongst those who possibly want to raise awareness too. The only way we can end stigma, is by talking about it.

Depression is often categorised as a mere feeling of 'sadness', and many people do not think that it's as serious as it unquestionably is, which is debilitating to people like myself who struggle day in, day out trying to understand the permanent state of confusion and excruciatingly painful bouts of misery which cyclically seem to dictate mine, and many other lives. I've often been told to stop "wallowing in self-pity" and that I "control" my own happiness, which in turn only worsens my state of perplexity, unnecessarily leaving me feeling aimless and painfully guilty. Likewise, thousands of others experience the same, whether it be in education, at work, or within families. This is in part due to the lack of understanding many people have regarding not just depression, but mental health general, and this undoubtedly needs to change. The notion that suffering from depression is something you can just 'snap out of', or radically change very quickly is a completely and utterly nonsensical mindset to adopt, and it's time that people recognise the severity of such a constraining and consuming illness.

Any lads here up for a cheeky scrap? No grassing when I hospitalise you

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who was this?

c'mon, own up.

>>68623686
dude just hit the weights and stop being sad

>>68623703
might have been me?

can't remember, slept since then

>>68623676
is there a youtube version of that?

>>68623703
are Christmas Name

>>68623539
I'm pretty much 100% Irish and have a big willy. Guess all the people with good genetics left Ireland

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>>68623703
>they actually browse /brit/, desperately searching for somebody to mention their names

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>>68623703
>she actually visits us

Sara, David's son

>>68623675
No, he probably follows her and that's why she did it.

Sorry man but I've been in this exact same position. Girls don't just ask for random people to talk to, they want someone specific.

>>68623697
I've said I will and you're refusing to come to wakey so you can drop the johnny big bollocks act now

>>68623735
Nah my dick is big

>>68623735
I have a big irish willy too

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ERODING
EEEEROOOODIIIING
ERWUUUUHHHDEEEEEE

>>68623757
no worries lad, thanks for the advice

>>68623676
ah yes

the so-called "slavs"

>>68623735
im a genius and good looking desu
its my only shortcoming

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fucking SHAN'T

that lad from earlier who slept with his m8

did you fuck him up the arse or just fall asleep in the same bed?

if its the latter I think you're overeacting

>>68623798
good post

Where can I get a cracked copy of Photoshop?

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>>68623703
>Aisha
>>68548109

>Sara
>>68324035

howling

just picturing sara and aisha browsing this place now

not being up to date with any of the gimmicks, not understanding the autism, thinking everything is sincere

hahahahahahahaa

>>68623703
>angel
These girls aren't even that buff. What is there to obsess over lol

Rosie if you're reading this you have a literally 8/10 body and 7/10 face

please be mine

Aisha you're sexy as fuck

Sara you're kind of weird looking but probably the most intelligent of the 3 so pls be mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-zjHMcUWVY

>>68623810
sure you shan't

>>68623798
*pushes my dick in your medula oblongota*

>>68623854
>7/10 face
more like 2x4 face

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Got a 10 year yank visa for tourism as a Romanian. Any yanks want me to visit them?

I was okay cute 10 years ago.

got invited to see the new star wars, i think it looks shite but ill go

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>>68623878
screeching

Guy who works at mail sorting office again, tThere has been an UNREAL spike in the amount of letters to the UK
I understand Christmas and everything but seriously it's like 12 times what it used to be Do you really get into the festive mood so much?

>>68623887
FOG

(fuck off gypsy)

tfw the commie slags think we're all autistic neets

tfw in reality most people here are uni normies or it workers shitposting to get through the day

SCREECHING

>>68623834
Reckon Aisha gets the banter a bit and doesn't really mind so long as we don't do anything IRL.

Sara however is actually autistic, started crying about imaginary rape threats and peeing herself because we called her stupid.

>>68623854
dont know why people like sara the best, her face puts me off

its like a rat and a skeleton crossbreed and she's pale as death with giant eyes

creeps me out slightly

>>68623891
i disagree, i think it looks rather sunni

aha

>>68623901
fuck off

can't stop sending letters to Italy lads
help

>>68623676
howling

someone called me a new male today, what does that mean?

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>>68623825
oh dear

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>>68623911
Would a gypsy even make this for their bf?

>he doesn't realise that the commieslag gimmick is actually just he commieslags craving attention on an anonymous mongolian ship-in-a-bottle discussion forum

>>68623926
yeah, back when aisha posted here when we found her curious cat profile, she actually had a moment of clarity

some anon said "you know this whole communism thing is just a phase, right?" and she replied "yeah, probably"

actually amazed me to see some clarity coming from their deluded teenage brains

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the lads

>>68623968
call aisha a sl*g again and I will slice your lips clean off

think on

>>68623940
Okay, how many letters have you personally sent? You can tell me

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>>68623955
commie

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business idea: get all the weird rapey men to analysis this tweet

>>68623960
looks like a dinner the poor souls in nursing homes eat.

Really makes you post.

>>68623992
>>68623992
>>68623992
>>68623992

>>68623951
Means you look young and masculine.

>>68623808
If you're going for girls on a night out then they're much more likely to laugh when they see it. Especially if you're tall

>>68623984
to Italy? 0

>>68623960
yeah, right after going to the local church with a ladder to climb up on the roof and steal the lead pipe drains

FUCK OFF GYPSY

>>68623901
yeah we still spam out christmas cards here

>>68623857

good asmrfu