Ask anything from drunken Finn

how does it feel to be a drunken loser at 3pm?

Ching chang chong chang ching chong chan?

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>>68620859
good, living a dream

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>>68620878
hupi kek

>>68620859
it's 13:50 you retard
fix your clock

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>>68620822
what's your favourite Finnish song

>>68621247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr7loPC3bJk

>>68621423
Sounds great. Reminds me of Old West folk tunes

>>68621632
Folk is sure nice, whats your favorite Australian song?

>>68620822
I can smell my balls, should I go and wash them?

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>>68621748
Are you having a meeting?
Wash em if you want, shower and freshness is always nice feeling

>>68621696
Besides the down under one, this https://youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E

>>68621857
No I will just sit here all day

But I will go and get a shower.

>>68621006
Get into right timezone orban

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>>68621899
Thats really nice actually, never knew Midnight Oil was Australian :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O5oYSbIlfk

>>68621958
Enjoy it

when will they let me ouf of this prison

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>>68623351
You need to explain definition of prison better

>>68622029
I washed my hair too, twice with shampoo & once with conditioner. Now it's about time to open a beer.

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>>68624196
you deserve that beer, what beer are you drinking m8

>>68620822
Are you still drunk?

>>68624044
psych ward

>"In wonderful savageness live the nation of the Fennians, and in beastly poverty, destitute of arms, of horses, and of homes; their food, the common herbs; their apparel, skins; their bed, the earth; their only hope in their arrows, which for want of iron they point with bones. Their common support they have from the chase, women as well as men; for with these the former wander up and down, and crave a portion of the prey. Nor other shelter have they even for their babes, against the violence of tempests and ravening beasts, than to cover them with the branches of trees twisted together; this a reception for the old men, and hither resort the young. Such a condition they judge more happy than the painful occupation of cultivating the ground, than the labour of rearing houses, than the agitations of hope and fear attending the defence of their own property or the seizing that of others."

Do you live like that?

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>>68624333
yeah, and getting even more drunken
>>68624479
This shit is out my understandment, i dont even know what you trying to say maygar bro

>>68624613
what are you drinking right now? try (irish) whisky with fennel tea

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>>68624582
Somehow that mentality is still living up, wev still civilized pretty good after "dark ages"

Btw, why Polish posters hate Finland so much?

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>>68624680
Plain Booze pic very related.
Thanks for advice i shall give it a try on friday

>>68624745
Well, I don't know to be honest, I was reading Tacit's Germania and fount this fragment, made me kek

>>68624840
*found

>>68624837
plain Branntwein, never seen that before.
here we call brandy + cola "charly", it's rural Germany's fav cocktail.
brandy + sparkling wine (+ a little orange jews) is also fine

>>68624613
mental hospital
I only have social anxiety but I have been here for 3 weeks now
I'm going home this friday hopefully
thankfully it helped

>>68620822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC9bsezOB2s

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>>68624840
lel, still how are such butthurt greated from Poland to the Finns?

>>68624303
Cheap strong beer, nothing fancy. Gordon platinum and Martens Extra Strong, both 12° 0.5cl cans. I have a bit of a problem, and I prefer the spicy strong taste of high alcohol in beer.

I once made my own strong beer, from regular beer and a bottle of pure alcohol. I know it's alcoholic behavior, but I swear it makes the beer taste better.

I think that is because aromatic substances are usually better soluble in oils and fats, and organic solvents, hence the enhanced solubility increases the surface contact with the taste buds.

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Your thoughts on Humppa?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR7_WUvLnBs

>>68624479
ama, been there for 6 months

are you in voluntarily, or did you get collocated by your parents or the state?

>>68625062
delet

Who cares about your shitty country

>>68625214
You seem to Chile.

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>>68625192
Finnish Tango?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwfb2yJXJAU

>>68625064
voluntarily, see >>68624953
I take an anticonvulsant + extremely low dose ssri + occasional benzo and it's great

they gave me antipsychotics because I got mad at one of the doctors doing "group therapy" and it gave me lockjaw
that was fun

why were you in if you don't mind me asking? I guess it must have been serious

>>68625322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jydl8BbnfLM

>>68625339
Why did they put a metal band's logo on your €uro coins?

>>68625377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpyInx0ldfo

>>68625339
Sorry, but I'll stay with Humppa

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>>68625214
oh chiletöde going full mad
>>68624953
I really hope its just a one era on your life, hopefully things are turning better on your life.
>>68625062
Humppa is great part of finnish music history, i simply cant but love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN7iSBTO4Ys

>>68625474
>Humppa is great part of finnish music history, i simply cant but love it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN7iSBTO4Ys

Mein Mann!

>>68625468
>>68625505
Is Germany mocking Finland?
Interesting.

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>>68625615
Humppa is awesome, deal with it.
Good drinking/bar music

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A_0NrNyN_U

>>68625474
yeah I hope so too
I feel like it's gonna get better now
got some great plans for the future

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>>68625696
Hey, but that sound already awesome :D keep that mentality and achive great things we both know you can do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N9kacZ1pjw

>>68621423
this is how all Finnish music sounds

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzXGdy8Et30

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>>68625844
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>>68625916
Onko tää uus mämmi

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>>68625951
On. oikea mämmi on täynnä homoja ja animea. Ei sodomiittien kanssa tohdi keskustella.

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>>68626005
Mutta tässä tapauksessa tervetuloa tähän väliaikaiseen Suojasatamaan

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>>68625668
you got a good taste, you know it?

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>>68626159
Kiitos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJl5Fa5CJZs

>>68625324
I was in for severe substance abuse, I put myself in the regular hospital 3 times because I saw no other way out, and they referred me to the psychiatric hospital. I was an opiate addict and suffered debiliating withdrawals if I didn't dose up every 8 hours. The withdrawals woke me up every morning.

Being there helped a lot and since then I've cleaned up my act, moved to another city, and rebuilt my life.

I got along well with the staff, and the fellow looneys, but they tried to collocate me once because I refused to take antipsychotics. That shit turns you into a drooling vegetable. Luckily my family supported my wish against the psychiatric doctor.

I do not have psychotic episodes, nor am I an agressive person. I just have a problem with substance abuse, and moderation. My dad was a heavy alcoholic, so I guess it's hereditary. So lucky I don't have kids then. That would be giving them a toxic present.

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>>68626213
Nautin tästä, oletko minä

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>>68626355
En tiedä. Uskonnollinen musiikki varsinkin näin joulunalla jostain syystä tuo sisäisen rauhan.

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>>68626504
Ymmärrän täysin mitä tarkoitat, joulunaika on kyllä todellakin erittäin ihmeellistä aikaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8xb5uywGsY

>>68620822
Why are your people invading Thunder bay?

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>>68626781
You must mean that city on Ontario, i have no even a clue.
Theres many Finns? :D Are they causing problems?

>>68626891
>Theres many Finns?

Yes, Out of 108,000 people like 50,000 claim Finnish ancestry just in Thunder bay. Canada has 130,000 Finns.

>Are they causing problems?

No they are good lads. We play hockey and get drunk.

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>>68627060
That sounds pretty epic, if i ever made on Canada that city is sure on my list.

>>68627256
It's pretty boring but alright 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3BT3ML5OI0

>>68624970
idk i like finland

>>68626215
I see.
I'm truly glad you made it anon

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>>68627682
Well you must be unique snowflake in part of Polish peoples, most Polacks iv seen hate finland with passion, Any clue where that might come?

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>>68628282
It's just one autist. He proxies as belgian too sometimes. He hates us with passion and goes into depths in namecalling and denouncing us.

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>>68628282
Poles are big shitposters. I do the same thing to Italians but I don't hate them, they just think I do.

>>68627741
thank you for your kindness anon

I hope the same for you, remember, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger ;^)

>>68628578
No I am the Finn-taunting Belgian autist. I'm not Polish (although I like them very much) and I don't have anything against Finns, I just have emotional issues, and Finnish spergouts are so delicious.

In my country there's a saying: "to harass and taunt girls is to as for love" :3

>>68629802
>to as for

to ask for love

damn my ashes and dust-laden keyboard

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>>68629802
You're the one who sperged vocaroos and tried to trigger finns in mämmi with really poor results? Lol.

>>68628692
Poles are funny and underappreciated. Their sharp humour and quick-witted reflexes are delicious and I think they would make great drinking buddies.

>>68629986
Yeah. Sorry m8 I was drunk and just wanted some (you)s. I'll be honest with you, what drives me is this general Finnish national trait called "persistance" (I forgot the name in Finnish). It's a great trait, not giving up, even if you have to continue until the early hours. And I also like the literature research skills of some Finns, as a scientist I love that in fact.

I still believe at least part of the Fenni were absorbed by your early medieval ancestors though. But at some point we all have ancestors who were cannibals that flung shit at each other. And Finland has made quite a notable progress to a first-world country in under half a century time, must be another variation of the famed Finnish persistance, so that is to be admired.

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>>68630248
Yeah sure. I'd still argue that tacitus's term is rather vague and just only tells us that there were people in the Baltic/Rus area called fenni by the romans. Granted that proto-finnic tribes were hunter-gatherers i still doubt the description hits home in this case because the distinctly noticeable geographical differences in the description given by Tacitus.

>>68630401
Cont.

And then Hanseatic merhcants proceeded to use the term about finns, for god knows what reason. The modern term doesn't mean anything tho. In finnish Finland=Suomi just means swampland.

>>68630401
Sure, "fenni" was the romanized version of "finns" which litterally means "finders", you can still see the root in the modern English word, and it was used for all hunter-gatherers. But seeing that there are not much phylogenetic differences between Finns and Saami, there must have been some intermixing.

Anyway the word is a Germanic exonym. It is what your Germanic neighbours called all neighbouring hunter-gatherer triber. Just like they called all semi-nomadic long-distance traveller neighbours "wends" or wanderers, just like they called their Celtic and later Gallo-Roman neighbours "walen", "gauls" meaning strangers, foreigners (whose habits and lifestyle were somewhat similar but whose language they could not understand - compare Slavic "niemcy" "mute ones" for Germans)


I always assumed that you guys would see through my harassment and conclude that I don't mean harm towards you. On the contrary I think a better bond is made through mutual harassment than through open whoring and dick-sucking à la "I want a Finnish bf pls". When an angry autist replies I am more likely to earn something interesting about your people and nation by reading through his arsenal of academic literature, than to openly prostitute myself.

With Poles it is different, because you get a bit too much love by retards on the internet (if I may be honest) while Poles are cool and have an interesting and undervalued history while the same retards will just call them plumbers without taking a look.

Now, that is normal human behaviour, still that explains my different approach should you question it.

>>68628282
i've never seen poles complaining about finland desu, only on karachan (polish chan) when someone was mentioning about kuvalauta's raid like 5 years ago when there was some "chan wars", but here on /int/ are not many people from there. maybe you're just annoying for poles so they butthurt? no idea
and in real life nobody has their opinion about finland, really. like usually about norway/estonia/latvia
some say "they hate x country" or "like z country" but finland seems neutral to most of the people i know

>>68631745
It's my Vandal friend who shares my approach. Unbelievable how people can resonate on a certain subject without many words being spoken between us.

I remember my Vandal friend telling me that in Poland you have an equivalent to our sayin "to taunt and harass girls is to ask for love", but in Polish the saying is gender-neutral.

Anyway, I'm fond of early Polish history and I am glad to see, as a biochemist, that phylogenetic analysis proved our theories right.

Thanks to the genetic analysis of the Sardinian people, who next to the Romans only suffered Vandal colonisation, we can now extrapolate from that data a very trustworthy image of Vandal DNA, and the half of it is clearly West-Slavic.

Same for the Goths and Burgundians btw, after their exodus from their respective islands in front of the Swedish coast, laden with haplogroup I1, after staying for several centuries on what is today Polish land, half of them carried R1a* haplogroup typical West-Slavic (Polish) subclades.

It is a victory for exact science and the scientific mindset. And of course also for the Polish people, who can demand respect for their early history from it.

>>68620822
Any cons of living in Finland?

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>>68634786
Yeah, long and dark winter

>>68635626
Hevisaursus are awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2eXICPPBdQ
Listening to this track all the time

>>68620822
Is travelling to the northern national parks in winter an easy and recommended thing to do?

>>68635626
Don't be so pessimistic! Even though the winter sucks we have many days of summer and in summer there is less snow

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>>68636155
Im not feeling pessimistic i somehow love that dark and cold.