/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

Bumplimit not reached, janny wont be pleased

1850 greatest year of my life

le doge

>>68617040
>1928
>Norway
owo what the actual fuck is this?

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>>68617040
>N*rwegians trying to take our clay in 1927

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>>68617040
Nice infogif

gib hawaii

>>68617148
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sverdrup_Islands

Hands off our clay Anders.

>>68617177
Was a newly found laff for me as well.

>>68617040
We were an empire and shit

Fuckin parasites

>>68617211

Apologize

>>68617231
>those cunts that exist for a few frames in Mexico

kek at Yucatan and the Federal Republic of Central America.

>>68617213
I thought fucking with Canada over stupid islands was a Danish thing, oh well.

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Eating a bunch of donuts
It's 5 am and I have to study for a final in 4 hours


aaaaaaaaa
I'm really tired though

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>>68617748
>maymays

>>68617576
whatcha studying, anon? r ya winnin?

>>68617807
History
I have over a 90 in the class and it's just a mandatory thing, and it's really general. 1800-ww2 basically

So it's easy I'm thinking about just sleeping

>>68617864
I sort of want to save this picture ironically

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>>68617795

>>68617895
ah, history? whatcha gon do with that? be a historian? history teacher? anything you ike in particular, like a certain era?

>>68617934
nah nah it's just gen ed prereq
I'm a first year, after this I'll never have to take a history class again so right now that's it for my knowledge of history unless I learn more myself
strange thought

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>>68617923

>>68617976
ah yes, we used LimeWire for music
hmm quite

>52% """"white""""(20-35% real European)
>white kids are already a minority in their age group
>quarter of said whites has injun, polish semite or negro blood
>media/education/banks all run by the jews
>fight wars for the jews on the other side of the planet
>mutilate their sons genitals cause mr rosenberg said so
>white guilt over slavery worse than nazi guilt
>worships niggers one month every year
>adopting niggers and chinks is a normal american practice
>elected nigger twice over white guilt
>normalized coalburning
>normalized homosexuality
>in the process of normalizing trans shit
>home of radical feminism
>ground zero for all modern degenerate anti-white propaganda
>at the front of pushing the islamophobia shit
>clockboy gets a free scholarship to top universities and white house for bringing a old clock to school despite the family being on record for race baiting
>biggest shooting ever gets ignored because the shooter was a mudslim
>tolerates a black domestic terrorist group
>almost all food is unnatural shit created by monsanto

Anybody else here with an obscure and ugly past?

I've done bad stuff

>>68618061
time to get off /pol/

>>68618064
Are your hands dirty?

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>>68618061
stopped reading here

>>68618088
Nice try FBI ;)

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going home! going home! I'm going home

>>68618124
keep going, some of them bring a smile into my desolated life

>>68618061
this desu

>>68618200
I don't identify with this

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>tfw get to jerk off and sleep in in a few hours

>>68617040

>NORWEGIANS GET OUT

>>68618546
Are you going to jerk it to cartoon pictures you piece of shit degenerate?

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>>68618635
yes

My shit is 100% liquid

My vomit was thicker

>>68619819
That's not good bro
t. shit expert

>>68619819
Eat more fiber

>>68619819
Stop trying to subsist off of nothing but ramon and hot pockets

>>68619819
I get that all the time, it's sounds like piss hitting the water and is burning liquid that eats through the toilet paper right?

>>68617040
Good animated map, Canadian friend, (Eh).

>>68620200

Back off bud, he's mine.

Shall I get one big mac or 2

>>68621000
How bout get a life instead you fucking lardfat

>>68621475
Tomorrow

>>68621532
Yesterday you said tomorrow

>>68621000
2 number 9s

>tfw fart and it smells rotten
Feels bad man

>>68622059
What is the #9

>>68622132
Non /cum/ flags out

>>68622359
>converses with dane but shoos the swede
pig dane detected

>>68618171
POO

>>68617556
>implying you aren't secretly Danish anyways

had 2l of mead

thanks for reading thia

>tfw 20/200 vision
>I'll have a cheese burger and fries with a medium coke
>>you mean a number 1
>I don't fucking know, I can't see it

Latvians are Slavs

>>68622652
cute

>>68622662
Are you too poor or too stupid to wear corrective glasses? Both?
You buy fast food so probably the latter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_history_of_Europe

Genetically the closest people in Europe to Latvians are Lithuanians(1.20) and southern Germans(1.20)

For Lithuanians it is Latvians(1.20) and Poles(1.20)

And for Estonians it is Poles(1.17) and Russians(1.21)

The lower the number, the closer they are, this really made my brain go hmmmmmmm

>>68622745
My dog ate them kek

>>68622753
Sorry but Baltic people came from slavs
>WE WUZ VIKINGS N SHEIT
>WE WUZ NAZIS N SHEIT
Haha no

>he's retarded

how sad

How can I be a master persuader

>>68623179
buy my book

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>>68622753
>be Estonian
>be also a slav
happens every time :DDD

>>68622417
She likes me :3

>>68623506
>she

Ehhhhh?????

Lads please stop fighting

>>68623534
>doesn't have the 4chan girl detector 4000

Kek

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>68623715
Yes, i have been really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Piyd8do06UA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM

>>68623778
>happiness
Gross get it off me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OyytKqYjkE

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Extra Extra read all about it! Alaska Airlines purchases Virgin America for $2.6 Billion!

>>68624422
Good, I like Alaska Air

Haven't ridden on Virgin so I can't say much about them, but more the power to Alaska

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>tfw Niggers made fun of me again

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>talking to cute Asian girl
>"Why did you say X?"
>Decide "fuck it" and open up to her about my socially awkward quirks and the confidence issues that stem from them, tell her "I know you see me as confident, but I'm really not"
>I expect this to be the nail in my coffin
>Instead, her eyes light up
>"Aww, that's so cute! I know I probably shouldn't say this, but I find awkward people attractive."

Have you won today, /cum/?

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>>68624619
>tfw you weren't born white
>tfw you'll never have a gf
Fuck you man you're lucky :(

>>68624619
>Talking to cute Asian girl

I want normies to get out

Steak Quesadilla

Double Decker Taco

Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes

Spicy Tostada, no tomato

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Good morning, /cum/

Feeling better now? I know you don't.

>>68625046
fuck you too

YOU

YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

what are you having/did you have for breakfast, /cum/?

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>>68617976
>when you downloaded a song and got some random ass remix/mashup
>mfw I ended up liking it

>>68625360
>>68624982

>>68625360
I just finished off the last 1/3rd of a bag of chex mix with a big cup of water

>>68622417
The Dane wasn't being weird

>>68618061
>elected a nigger twice because of white guilt
Are the British really this retarded?

>>68625415
And the Dane isn't a fucking swede

>>68625360
A chocolate milkshake and a doughnut.

>>68625483
Delicious
How's your diet regularly
Mine is like that all the time

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>tfw looking fab while ransoming people for the cartel

>>68625646
she eats lots of my /cum/

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>>68625646
>How's your diet regularly
I have a variant between fruit and bread, but sometimes I eat meat and other stuff (not in the sexual way).

.

>>68617040
why didn't the US take the baja peninsular

>>68625784
>not in the sexual way
no one even implied that wtf

>>68625853
Just tried to avoid this>>68625728

>>68625832
Because Alberta goes first... and then cuba.

>>68625853
You're speaking to an attention whore who thinks he's funny

>>68625977
everyone here is an attention whore desu

>>68624793
>Assuming I'm white
You're correct, but why?

>>68626202
The asian girls love white guys meme


It's not fair :(

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Good morning /cum/!

generation x music
>80's pop, coupled with bizarre music videos
>90's alternative
>golden age of hip hop

millennial music
>shitty emo bands like all american rejects
>justin bieber
>lady gaga
>lil wayne
>dubstep

generation z music
>trap
>vaporwave
>post-ironic memecore
>retrowave

Millennials are literally shit at everything

>>68626244
What race are you?
Post face, if possible

>>68626394
t. 17 year old

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>>68626393
Good morning Chile.

>>68626406
I am African American

Can't post my face

>>68626393
fuck off homoq

>>68626441
That's okay.
Look, man. There's someone out there for you.
As far as I can tell, the coal-burner meme is true, too. I knew a very attractive girl back in middle school that was into blacks.
All you have to do is show confidence and have a sense of humor.

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so, /cum/ how is your day going?

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>>68626553
>All you have to do is show confidence
That sounds kinda hard

>>68626394
I agree 2bh
gen z is the best and will be known as the generation to end the cancer that is postmoderdism after gen x was just stupidly apathetic and millennials stupidly partook in it.
Gen z will usher (and is ushering) in the next thing.

>>68626661
I was lucky to find a girl attracted to my shyness, I suppose.

But she's out there for you man.

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>>68626627
It's all fine, for now.

How about yours?

>>68626811
oh nothing bad, just playig with my cat

>>68626394
Don't talk shit about shitty emo.

>>68626394
God bless Gen Z.

Maggie O'Connor took up the job

>>68627188
one of these things is not like the other

[spoiler]it's math [/spoiler]

every time i see one of bajachan's posts my DICK gets HARD should i be worried

>>68627279
yes it make you gay

>>68627279
>should i be worried
Yes.

>>68627446
but why

Wait, are there actually people who butter the pan instead of the bread when they make a grilled cheese?

>>68627486
Because it makes you look even more ridiculous.

>>68627486
it makes youg ay

>>68627507
Yes, you fucking mongrel. Who he fuck butters the bread and puts it in the pan?

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>all the bread is hard af
>there's no tea
OH GOD NOT AGAIN

>>68627561
Uhh everyone?

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>>68627595

>>68627188
>"STEAM"
>"i want my liberal arts degree to be important to society too!"
sorry, you wasted a lot of money for a useless piece of paper. good going, retard. art is good for culture, it doesn't build roads or treat diseases. no one gives a shit.

>>68627561
Everyone I've ever known

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>Skyping pretty girl
>sister walks into room, easier to minimize tab than it is to explain pretty girl
>"HEY, YOU GRABBED THAT MOUSE PRETTY QUICKLY. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, PORN?!"
>Call ends

kill me

>>68627563
>all the bread is hard
Do you have eggs?

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>>68627705
>imply a pretty girl would even want to talk to your fat loser ass

>>68627563
>all the bread is hard
There are good uses for hard bread, though

>>68627716
no...

>>68627563
>spread butter on it
>put it on the oven
>????
>profit

>>68627764
like what throwing it to someone?

>>68627773
>he can't make pain perdu
hon hon hon, might as well keel yourself, mon ami.

>>68627845
Making French onion soup for one

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>I don't speak French

Will Africa be leveled in our lifetime?

>>68628046
No, it will rise from the ashes and become a superpower

I'm at work and I listen to NPR and they've been talking about the Russian hacks (lol).

In the past hour I've heard
>these hacks are an act of war and changed history
But remember how Obama was on the daily show this week saying that the info was routine stuff leaked?
But also
>the hacks are what gave Trump the mid West states because of the timing of the leaks countering Hillarys speeches, they couldn't fight the media
But remember when Hillary went around 300 days with no press conference and when she broke silence she didn't use the opportunity to talk about her economic plan she talked about Alex Jones and Pepe the frog.

Also some cheeky guy on the radio said "man the Russians were so good they made Hillary not go to Wisconsin!"

And some woman called in (probably an Infowars listener desu) and said that if they steal this because they claim Russian hacking and dismissed the fact that Hillary wasn't existing and that prior to the election ending Obama himself said the elections were impossible to hack and the paragon of truth but now thay trump won everyone is throwing a fit. The smug trendy news guy brushed her off and didn't even respond.

>>68628155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a2mi6VifIY

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>>68628133
t. Daykwondrish Ophelius

>>68628046
I am from the future.

Trump gets into a trade war with China that escalates into China seizing land in unstable countries in Africa that escalates into land war. China begins ethnic cleansing on the east coast.

>>68628249
Trump will win the good guys always must win.

i am taking a shit right this moment and you cant do anything about it

p.s. its not in the mart

>>68628330
this

it's why Assad won in Aleppo

>>68628358
as long as you poo in the loo you're good

>>68628358
>p.s. its not in the mart
No shit you only have farmer's markets in your undeveloped shithole.

>insult shart culture
>american rushes to defend it

????

>>68628391
im maybe indo-european, but im not indian

>>68628358
what does it smell like?

ATTENTION PLEASE

GIVE A (YOU) TO HIM SO WE MAKE A NEW RECORD

>>68529910
>>68529910
>>68529910

BE FAST, THE THREAD IS ALREADY AUTO-SAGING

THANKS FOR YOUR COLLABORATION

>>68628522
>auto-saging
it's called a BUMP LIMIT
headass

*hates chile*

*hacks your election*

>>68617040
Questions to Québécois: Do you guys get butthurt when a person is speaking Metropolitan French in Quebec?

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>>68629028
hallo danmark!

baby are you ok?

uwu

>>68629515
awa

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Did somebody say 'baby?

>>68629626
i want to snap her neck

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I just realized I accidentally released a Pokemon with my Exp. Share attached to it.

>>68629515
>>68629542
>w>

>>68629638
How about I snap yours, chile

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>>68629626
What about her?

>>68629675
why the fugg was he holding that?

>>68629733
im a doctor from India and e has neck;!
>>68629734
How was she called?
I know shes from idolmaster

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>>68629811
He might be playing an older version where the pokemon lead has to hold it in order to share out the exp

>>68629817
Takane

>>68629811
I was leveling up some Wurmples trying to get a Cascoon but kept getting Silcoons. I ended up with six of them and released some, and one of them I was leveling up with Exp. Share.
>>68629879
Yeah, Diamond.

>>68617040
>france losing all of that land
kek

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>>68629817
Chile I have a package destined for me from Europe. If it accidentally gets dropped of in Santiago you'd be a friend and let me know, right? It's got my name on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z03mbFahUg
the memories..

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>>68618061
just end us

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>>68630073
>tfw storming the military base and stealing a jet, dodging the SAMs while the dust is playing

Might just buy San Andreas for PC.

>>68630004
>traveling to el centro or an airport
yeah, no

>>68630323
what's so bad about it

>>68630366
metro and heat

>>68629359
Hello chile
*snaps your neck*
*saved bebi*

>>68630308
>buy

>>68630308
Don't buy it

Its a shitty port and Rockstar has a history of hating PC players

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>>68630394
The metro is heat like METRO2033
>ywn kill satanic mutants with your homies in a post apocalypse

>>68630428
why are you so rude now

>>68630517
What did they change on the PC? And do you mean the Steam version or retail?

>>68630535
Because you wanted to hurt bebi
That's why!

>>68630565
They didn't change anything, it just runs like garbage and has a lot of glitches.

Also yeah talking about Steam version

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Rate this meme

>>68630661
Not bad

I'd like to know your opinion
>>68630635
>>68630635

You guys are all losers

This general is such shit now full of pedophile anime posters

CIA and LMM dont post anymore and all you faggots ignore the other good posters and they've stopped posting too

I HOPE YOURE HAPPY YOU LOSERS YOU RUINED IT

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>>68630928

>>68630661
What Could be a good name?
You girl?
My opinión?

>>68630928
Canada stop yelling
You're scaring me ;_;

>>68631023
Meant to quote>>68630772

>>68630928
Who shit in your cornflakes, kamerad?

>>68628155
The entire thing is a joke. You are seeing a dying party lashing out.

>>68630600
n-no

canadian fellow, do Inuit porn exist?
if so, where can i find it?

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>>68618061
10/10

>>68631342
in the canadian deep web

>>68631342
Literally just google it dumbass
>Polish education
It's a miracle you giys are still around

>>68628155
The hacks didn't even change that much, the polls started shifting after the Comey announcement

I still don't get why no one calls them out on them bitching more about how the information was released rather than what was in there

>>68631342
Inuits barely fuck cause by the time you make it to the igloo and get 10 coats and 5 pairs of pants off the woman is no longer in the mood

>>68631492
what if they are horny and in a warmer place like the south?

>>68631606
'_'

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>Washington was burned in August of 1814 by thoroughly British infantry fresh from the Peninsular War in Spain. They sailed across the Atlantic, arrived via Bermuda, and landed in Maryland. They were under the command of Major General Robert Ross, who seems not have set foot on North American soil in his life prior to the assault, and who would die in action before ever reaching Canada itself.

>They broke the American defenses in Maryland at the Battle of Bladensburg, marched inland, occupied Washington, put it to the torch, and then lit out again. "Canadians" had nothing whatever to do with it except in the most dubious abstract sense -- that is, of the thing having been accomplished by soldiers fighting on the same side as the Canadian colonists. In much the same way, it was the Soviets who landed in Normandy in 1944, and the Germans who bombed Pearl Harbor.

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>>68631606
Inuit don't live in the south bro

IT AIN'T NO JOKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj--Kjn0z8

>>68631734
do they ever pay a visit to big cities like Vancouver or Toronto?

The last digit on my post will determine how many shots I do tonight

>>68631833
haha good f-ing luck

The last digit on my post will determine how many times I'll jack off tomorrow

>>68631784
Not in large numbers, there are 50k of them in leafland and they mostly live in rural communities in the northern territories

>>68632140
no fap, december

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>>68632140
Better luck next time.

Hey /cum :3

>>68632492
Hey Binland

If singles I'll get a gf soon

>>68632787
How are you, USA?

>>68632816
If dubs you'll never have a gf

>>68632844
I'm alright. No idea what I'm going to do today

You?

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>>68632899
You're fucked, bro.

>>68632921
I forgot to quote this>>68632816

>>68632899
If trips everyone but him gets a gf

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Goodbye, mi/cum/. I gotta go do responsible stuff.

*tips hat*

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>>68632899

>>68632921
>>68632997
>>68633004
Nobody cares

is it true batman and his items can actually be real with today's technology?

>>68632997
If trips only I get a 3d waifu

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is it normal to have an aphatetic attitude towards everyone including family?

>>68632899
Wasting my life at work. Also thinking about shitposting on /cum.

>>68633089
no, familia is precious Texas you should always value them

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>>68633089
You're literally so addicted to anime and 4chan that you grew disconnected from reality

That is not normal and I say that with dead seriousness

>>68633089
No, it's just edgy

>>68633118
What do you do for work?

>>68633181
i'm not that addicted to anime, hell I don't go on my room and then watch anime 24/7
and on 4chan I just go to /int/ /an/ /v/ and sometimes /k/

>>68632308
heck no

I'll do no fap January tho

I've done it before i can do it again

>Next president of the USA is called Donald
>Donald
>Fucking Donald
Literally what

>>68633462
>next president of the USA isn't going to be called Hillary
Thank Christ

>>68633502
But the next POTUS is named DONALD! Like the fuck lads?

kuroneko should have won

>>68633787
"No."

http://editions-hache.com/essais/pdf/kaczynski2.pdf

read the book

>>68633462
t. Pupi Kekkonen

>>68633647
POTTUS
xDDDDDDD =D
The joke was' self making's

>>68633089
yes i feel the same

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OREGONFAGS

I HUMBLY REQUEST YOUR ASSISTANCE.

I'm new to the state and trying to do an address change and get my state ID but I got turned away over my birth certificate, they want the original one.

Now I'm from California, yes I know please hear me out, and Commiefornia seals their birth certificates and only hands out copies.

Is there anyways around this? Maybe if I ask nicely?

Pls guise, wat do

22/ If our society had no social problems at all, the leftists would have to INVENT problems in order to provide themselves with an excuse for making a fuss.

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Childhood is idolising the US
Adulthood is realising Canada made more sense

What's the purpose of keeping friends if they just lie through their teeth about everything like a shitty snake? I hate lying scumbags, man. I fuckin hate em.

>>68634205
People who are pathological liars deserve death. Especially when their lies hurt others.

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>>68634150
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Lives_Matter

>>68633379
Your emptiness comes from lack of enthusiasm. You need to hang out with family more

>>68634281
>look lady, we realize your kid was unarmed but statistics show it was more than likely he was a dangerous ape so we did a little summary execution, get over it

Why are leftists/niggers so childish? If the police calmly explained that to me, I certainly wouldn't throw a temper tantrum.

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>my american boyfriend is as wide as he is tall
literally cannot make this shit up

>>68634456
>unarmed
>shot while trying to reach for an officer's weapon
Hmm, yes, really makes me think

>>68634257
Pathological liars don't have empathy, only selfishness and greed motivates them.

>>68618061
Ah yes, the famous British banter.

>>68634361
how?
when they come back from work they sleep and repeat

>>68627705
screeching

my brain feels all fucked up

Who /Iron Orb Sprint/ here?

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>>68627998
>implying Quebec and New Brunswick aren't Mississippi-tier

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>>68635313
>b-but it's just because of our shitty currency

>>68635313
>>68635351
i try to tell other canadians our standard of living in canada is over all worse than the US and they never believe me for some reason

What is crack-a-lackin', my n-words? Haha! :)

>>68635560
Quite edgy indeed, my good sir.

>>68635560
fuck you

>>68635560
Im afraid to say the n-word, nigga is ok, but you know which one i mean

Hey guys im new here :3

nigger

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>>68635837
post boipucci

>>68635869
STOP, its degrading. Nigga is ok

dad has an old axe hung up by the stove and i broke it fucking around
hope it wasnt worth too much

Chatham-Kunt

>>68635921
niggaer

>>68635921
Stop being such a nagger

>>68635921
neegrow

>>68635837
not agsin

>>68635921
Nigra

The last digit on my post will determine how many times I'll jack off later today

>>68635976
>>68636015
>>68636300
>>68636344
this is O.K.

>>68636324
Wow, are you 24/7 on 4chan?

>>68636385
no,bwhats time is over there

>>68634715
Plan
Chances are they wouldn't mind spending time

people are bad desu

Spaghetti-os for lunch boys
Cross my fingers and hope I don't become violently ill

>>68636379
Fug :-DDDD
That's more than my daily record and I'll only have effectively 5 hours
Does anyone have any advice

Just a friendly reminder that traps aren't gay

>>68636528
its not gay until you kiss the trap, thats a fact.

>>68636528
good post

>>68636546
Yeah someone was saying that in /deutsch/ earlier, it makes the most sense

>>68636655
Sounds like a clever person

what do you guys think of a man that wears pink?

>>68636546
does kissing trap penis inside your mouth count

>>68636497
>Does anyone have any advice
fap to traps

>>68636824
depends

>>68636841
Yes

>>68636824
It depends

>>68636841
No, thats ok in my book.
A kiss is way more private and intimate.
Would not do except with very hot trap.

>>68636956
NO

>>68637175

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Reminder that traps are gay.

Shock therapy 10 AM tomorrow, attendance required.