asking santa for euthanasia edition
>>68616391
is he ok? :/
>>68616391
*takes a sip*
thirst for fanta
>>68616414
that first sip of the day
really love bullying swedish posters until they start loving it :^)
Swiped right to four English rose looking qts today and didn't get a match with any of them
Disgraceful
>santa
FOY
got a need for speed lads
*drifts out the thread*
>forgot I was supposed to be at work at 8 today and not half 9
>phone wont stop ringing
haha fuck me
just got back from a quick 30-odd minute jog x
>>68616391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mTzynmw8J4
what jobs can you get if you only have gcses and alevels and no previous work experience?
>>68616445
take your pedophile cartoons back to >>>/a/
>>68616431
Not like they get a hard time here.
Poor cunts lol
>>68616464
machine operator
15 hours to write 2500 words and research it beforehand
let's do this
sweden is such a meme country
she's got that vibe
you know what i'm sayin'?
>nigella will never whisper "give your cummies to mummy" in your ear as she rubs pancake mix on your throbbing dick just ready to cum
jdimsa
cheerio lads
how's it curmudgeoning
Why do people think of Beyonce as some strong feminist inspirational woman?
She's a fucking cretin who hijacks social issues to help flog her turd music.
>>68616506
umm racist and sexist much?
pay up piggies
>>68616504
wop wop dear lado
beeze alrightamolooo
how allbout yangSEOOOOOOOOOOWEYlef?
pengest munch right here lads
*flops my willy on the table*
>>68616521
she had a male father so she's technically 50% male the fucking shitlord
>>68616489
you are saying that she's got that vibe
>>68616521
Meaza Ashenafi is a feminist worth taking notice of.
>>68616534
technically men are 50% women so they can't be sexist or racist
Ho ho ho what do you want for xmas besides my massive willy in your bum
>>68616483
I'm still not sure what this is
>>68616504
cheerio is goodbye. not like Italians and ciao.
How are you, Winged lancer lad? Saviour of Vienna?
>>68616548
true that
>>68616546
*of which is worth taking notice
>>68616567
ah the usual just fixed myself a bowl of discount cornflakes
my willy is itchy *scratches willy*
i, uh, like you a lot :)
>>68616573
She's a brave lassie, fella.
>>68616478
>be swedish
>your country is going to shit
>go online
>your reputation goes to shit
they literally cannot catch a break
business idea: purposefully mix up nordic countries regardless of their flags
did a so-called "getting up early"
hmmmmmmmmmm
rate my sketchy wetch
http://sketchtoy.com/67731202
>>68616640
nice1 lad now check mine
http://sketchtoy.com/67731205
>>68616621
not a fan of it I take it lad?
>>68616640
adventure time is for homos
>>68616610
We're all fucked.
Some of us know it. Some are oblivious. some want it to happen.
http://sketchtoy.com/67731207
lads
>>68616688
no i am a big fan of it
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
aaaaaaaaaaah yes
giving myself a dutch oven
well good morning
what did they mean by this
>>68616730
the only believable post in /brit/
>>68616740
bit cold out
>>68616740
Good morning Bruder
>>68616674
i have drawn my penis
http://sketchtoy.com/67731213
i'm not joking, it looks like that. phimosis and all.
wish my bollocks would be absolutely decimated by a baseball bat lads
>there are people who have large flaccid penises
for what purpose?
>>68616786
change room showers
lads never been to mcdonalds in years
how much is it for a double cheese burger medium chips and a mcflurry
>>68616786
so they can chafe against the fabric of their kecks obviously
it's a jewish scheme to breed men with uncomfortably large penises in order to make money on their frequent urologist visits and burn cream
>>68616818
about tree fiddy
>>68616818
I went in one a while ago and asked for a McChicken Premiere
almost broke down and cried when they told me they had stopped making them
>>68616818
7 pound 80
>>68616747
german weather
my dick is always a different size
is that normal
asked for a happy meal and they refused to give me one because I'm not a child
was fuming
decided to go to kfc instead
>>68616859
that doesn't happen
>>68616866
you wont be happening in a minute pal
fucking goblin runt
ah yes
>>68616851
I was looking for Das Boot lad/Duke leto and found this whelp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnm5wdGMevU
some syfy thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl-j6rff_b8
what's the deal with belgium
>>68616837
tfw it actally is
>>68616908
pretty much a none country
>>68616908
big deal
mmh
>>68616908
Buffer state
>>68616908
belgium ought to be divied up between it's neighbors
leave brussels as a sort-of-independent city-state
got called a nonce in mothercare
http://sketchtoy.com/67731219
thoughts?
criticisms?
tfw big neighbouring countries
tfw TINY country
>>68616908
Belgium is Frisian and balloon.
>>68616967
it could be worse
you could have been born in the usa
need to submit this to the boss by tomorrow morning. will this be good enough
http://sketchtoy.com/67731223
>>68616967
>country
who you talking about?
been wearing the same clothes for 4 days straight now
haha
http://sketchtoy.com/67731226
draw stuff
>>68617009
more like 4 days bent
>>68616996
you want grim m8
manchester avenue, st louis, missouri
never going there in search of a drink again
not going to get my mum a present this year
http://sketchtoy.com/67731227
took me 30 minutes lads
please give it a watch
it has sentimental value
very accurate drawing of my phimosis and bent willy
http://sketchtoy.com/67731230
>>68617032
pics
>>68617050
love it
shan't be clicking any of these viruses
wish i was born in the USA
Australia is a faggy faggot
>>68617086
blyat
of course, belgium is just a minor spook compared to the rest of the world
>>68617102
dont get this
>>68617102
intriguing
what makes a country a so-called "spook"?
>>68617086
you wish faggot
>>68617102
not quite understanding the meaning of your post
>>68617119
countries that are entirely fictitious or are very arbitrarily in terms of their borders or creation
>>68617125
you don't exist
>>68617086
my tangerine tastes well weird
we wish had a continental european attitude towards sex
my plums smell well weird
>>68617130
you don't understand
i'm not belgium
belgium is not a thing
im a balloon
>>68617053
looks like it's been like done up in the last three years
prior to this it was a wasteland with trees growing out of the pavement, vacants everywhere. crack heads by the dozen. but I was on my way to some hipster area called the grove towards the end of it and I guess that place got it's tendrils out.
>>68617078
Stop. They wish they had your ancestry.
Gods GODS why do men deny their homeland such.
>>68617086
http://sketchtoy.com/67731239
I made this drawing for you ;_;
>>68617122
you deeply disgust me, cunt. your country is a joke, your existence was a mistake and you're low-quality poster compensating his chink micro benis. how about that?
>>68617164
ah, a closeted frenchman
>>68617164
>belgium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ6rfxoEFI4
howling
>>68617189
natasha?
>think of someone being able to see my 4chan post history
>>68617189
please marry me
all me
>>68617236
>>68617207
Belgian lads don't give a toss about him. To be fair.
Was planning to link Flemish Renaissance music but, it's not easy on the ear.
what happens if i don't cook an egg enough and i eat it?
>>68617187
impressing, but i'm not a filthy fag like u, disgusting homo
>>68617279
literally nothing
>>68617279
you'll probably be fine unless there's a salmonella outbreak
you might have an odd shit
>>68617279
>>
you give birth to a deformed chicken
Had an awful nightmare about me dead Nan giving me the electricity key last night
>>68617170
why is it always people from utter shitholes who say this nonsense?
i'd emigrate as fast as i could if i lived in finland
at least germany is somewhat worthwhile
>>68617279
just kill yourself now and you won't have to worry about it
>>68617326
You come here I'll go there.
Fair trade.
>>68617236
implying i don't recognise and memorise your shitposts already, u dip, delet urself
testicular pain for no reason uggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
just learnt about the Australian Wandering Bollockmunching Spider
that place is truly horrific
wish i was born in london to a well-off family
>>68617356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCEDfZgDPS8
haha!
wish i was born as a trillionaire
fucks sake why is life so unfair
>>68617405
I grew up with this being bare mountain. I played Elite.
When things about the ex come up in your normiebook memories.
might do a little cry 2bh lads.
>>68617300
>>68617305
>>68617331
lads stop trying to kill the squid girl
Wish I was born in imperial China
No particular reason
Would be funny to see if my eyes made life look like a widescreen movie haha
>>68617443
don't know feels like these because I'm still going out with the only girl I've ever been out with haha
>>68617459
racism is snot funny
>>68617465
well excuse me for dumping her when she cheated on me then.
not having that behaviour.
@68617498
Shan't be giving you attention, you needy runt
>>68617509
yes you shall
never even talked to a girl
>>68617432
Mother Russia tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUmq1cpcglQ
never kissed a girl
'23
Nahh m8, fuck off
>>68617496
haha you said snot
*wipes snot on you*
hahahaha pooey snotty face
should be getting ~£1000 from the government. just in time for xmas. lovely
Read like 70 pages a day on average
just took the biggest shit EVER lads
>>68617553
pretty easily. avoid them
Reading a book, lads.
>>68617572
oh and don't be attractive enough for them to approach you on their own
having a go
just had a beeriod lads
trying my best
haha thingken about them pizza rolls rite??? :^)
i've fucked 8 girls but it's been well over a year and half since the last one
>>68617572
Pretty much your own fault then la
>haven't left the house in 5 days
>haven't showered in 2 weeks
>haven't brushed my teeth in a month
>haven't had a friend in years
how your depression going /brit/
>Reading a book, lads.
working my hardest
>>68617553
hahaha you know
you know
>>68617614
t. Me 2 months ago
Give it time la
>>68617616
didnt say it wasnt
although i was joking about the no talking part. that was just an exaggeration
>>68617618
not bad
happily married
wealthy
off on a long vacation soon
my depression's been p good lah
becoming the greatest
giving it my all
>>68617618
>haven't showered in 2 weeks
>haven't brushed my teeth in a month
These two can be solved quite easy you grotty cunt
>>68617618
haven't made any new friends since 2010
not to imply I have much haha
>>68617636
>vacation
hmm yes very interesting
FOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szwd-0tatdo&feature=youtu.be
wouldn't mind my ballbag being battered by a tornado
watched Marley & Me and got a bit weepy
better quit my job and avoid women haha us depressed lads, 'ey?
>>68617636
happy for you m8
>>68617660
Saddos absolutely BTFO
>avoiding women
runtlife
How the hell did Vice manage to get a channel?
>>68617654
>be american
>get blown
>rebuild house in exact same spot from exact same shitty materials
>repeat
>mfw i see racists post
>>68617654
a large amount of america was clearly never meant to be inhabited
>not reading books
Ahh yes, the so-called 'working classes'
>>68617671
>not getting all your news from vice
third eye completely shut, eh?
feel sorry for you
ah yes
the north
Kek. The BBC are desperate for us to give shit about Aleppo aren't they?
only Vice I need is the one firmly clamped on my scrotum
i havent read a book since i got my first laptop on my 15th birthday
may go for a cycle
>>68617690
the bbc just spews propaganda about aleppo
At work looool
>>68617680
you were clearly never meant to be born
>>68617692
Brilliant post
>>68617690
>>68617704
ah my back
ah my front
>>68617712
>>68617719
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
aaaaaaaaaaaaah yes
the so-called "toilet fixer"
my neck, my back
>>68617690
But you should desu
>non-native English speakers in this thread
don't like it one bit
>>68617712
Kek
my hands
>>68617688
thought this was south central london
all things are transient
thinking about doing a erp
Don't care about Alepposhitters tbqh
Not happening to me so why bother, Christmas in a few weeks bigger things to worry about
anyone else here have schiz. No I'm not Tim
haven't gotten a single (You) this entire thread
you can all go fuck yourselves
>>68617728
Why?
some things stay the same
Should I stab myself in the heart in front of the oneitis who rejected me?
>>68617729
Donde esta la biblioteca?
>>68617688
looks terrible iah.
How do you lads with these northern 'people'?
thinking of getting into audiobooks
any recommendations
>>68617751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pMjkM2xmBI
It's Christmas.
@68617775
shan't give a proper reply
i do not live near non-native english speakers
in fact, they inhabit none of my state
Nothing lasts but nothing is lost
>>68617741
dont reply to my posts you fat fuck
business idea: learn Czech and emigrate to the Czech Republic
>>68617688
>Hrebendova
think that's probably not in this country to be entirely honest with you mate.
>>68617794
TERRIFIC post
>>68617801
good lad
>>68617794
*replies to your post*
>>68617767
Because it means Al-Qaeda and Saudi Arabia aka "moderate rebels" are losing. Probably just prevented another refugee crisis
>>68617782
is it now
>>68617801
stealing my ideas desu
i've been planning this for years
only speak a couple hundred words of czech tho, it's fucking hard ;(
>>68616412
r a r e
suicide idea: shotgun
THERE WONT BE SNOW IN ALEPPO THIS CHRISTMAS TIME
THEY GREATEST GIFT THEYLL GET THIS YEAR IS LIFE
OOOOHH
absolutely creasing when the libshits on reddit pretend like they really care about this crap, why can't they just be honest about their own human nature and say if its half the world away involving people who are nothing like you and you will never meet then its genuinely impossible to care
you can be like "oh yeah that must be awful" doesnt mean you actually give a shit
>>68617802
nah mate it's a street in liverpool
just by the station in fact
>>68617817
rip Terry, Rip Christopher Lee. What a shit year.
>>68617841
i give a shit desu
libshits and normies dont though, they have no idea whats going on anyway
>>68617833
._.
>>68617843
not though is it
has Russian seized control of Syria yet?
>>68617828
I like how "hello" is ahoy.
>>68617841
Exceptional post
Wish it happened more tbqh, makes the news a tad more exciting
Would rather see missiles than some runt council member moaning about allocation of public funds
why is assad allegedly killing civilians?
syria sounds like a sexually transmitted disease desu
>>68617852
oh
that's absolute shit
>>68617764
I don't but the voices in my head do
>>68617878
Because a jihadist will quickly drop his gun and pretend to be a civilian when he is caught
>>68617878
That's what the western media wants you to believe
haha imagine being Syrian
your country is literally fucked
it's ruined
even once isis and the rest of the rebels are defeated it's still completely fucked
it'll take years to restore it
even then that might be next to impossible without a shitload of debt
taking a shit at work feels more productive than working and saves time
t. office drone
>>68617812
I don't care full stop. I'm not picking a side, you fucking fool.
>>68617862
dont remember giving you permission to reply to my post you insignificant little worm
fuck off before i feed you to the hounds
>>68617878
le big villain who stands for stability and not having various militas running around unchecked with warlords
>>68617876
>Wish it happened more
You're a terrible human being. Seriously.
>>68617904
this has been the case with the entire middle east for like 60 years they're probably used to it
>>68617860
how does it come, that you are allowed to use the internet, can you talk about it?
(or do you use a proxy)
also: do you know something about the special trade and production zone in nk?
>>68617874
never use ahoy desu
dobry den/dobre odpoledne/dobry vecher generallly
>>68617910
>getting mad because you're wrong
what a ponce
who here has a gf
>>68617876
>wish it happened more
you want more of pic related?
VERY edgy indeed
>>68617909
>choice is between Al-Qaeda or secular Assad
>hurr durr i'm not choosing im so centrist
idiot and probably a paki
>>68617936
me 2 thanks
>>68617936
I do.
>>68617937
got too many kids being abused by pakis in this country (which no one seems to care about) for me to be worried about that at the moment.
>>68617926
Hello Germany!
>>68617928
dobry den to you to
>>68617936
i want a preggo gf that won't expect me to stay around for the kid
>>68617966
why do you hate her, rorke?
>>68617919
>>68617937
Ahh yes, the ol MSM led propaganda
FUCK NIGGER CUNT
please excuse me, i have tourettes
Remember this classic tune?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQ0l_m3Xm0
>>68617986
dont even know her mate
>got too many kids being abused by pakis in this country (which no one seems to care about) for me to be worried about that at the moment.
What are you getting your gf for Christmas?
I think I'll get her some new running shoes.
>>68618005
cornetto thanks
>>68617966
ah yes here's the racist specifically blaming the muslims for the abuse of kids
are you conveniently forgetting the all of the non-muslims who rape kids?
the government?
the royal family?
savile?
anyone indicted by yewtree?
*walks into /brit/*
*gets cut by the edginess*
christ lads cool it ahah x
>>68618005
a black bull, and god willing, a mulatto son
>>68617937
why is she white
>>68617986
>being swayed on political stance by emotion
sure its sad that she's in this scenario but its literally not our fault, responsibility or problem.
these people who want to rest to burden of the world on our shoulders are so short sighted its ridiculous
>>68617950
>cares about raghead shit in the middle east
>cannot understand that people do not give a shit at all about it
>calls other people pakis
Yeah, you're not convincing anyone, shitskinl
>>68617904
>out clubbing around 6am
>random guy walks into booth
>hi my friend please enjoy with me
>starts racking up lines on the table
>we have a great time
>turns out he was syrian
don't care about your shit but thanks for the lines m8
>>68617936
hate how GoT went from being a respectably good show to a feminist low-brow SJW pandering shitfest with terrible writing and acting
>i've seen the infinite
>it's blue
>how do humans forget
>ah yes
>sounds good to me
>binky, go home
>>68617986
>ten seconds of cheap emotional blackmail
not our problem la
>>68617978
sounds tricky, suppose you're not willing to be the one making her pregnant are you
>>68618005
Ted Baker make-up bag since her purple shampoo exploded in her last one on our flight to India
New reversible scarf since the last one went down well
Some skimpy PJs
>>68618011
>>68618021
good posts
Vloggers are tedious people who think they're fascinating.
>>68618014
ah yes, whataboutism
not an argument
>>68618053
*subscribes to (You)*
>>68617997
hmmm
well ok
bit cold out
>>68618023
she's syrian
>>68618025
desu it is out fault for being on the same side as america which supports the """""rebels"""""
america literally did nothing but prolong the war and now that they're losing, they're throwing a fit and keep feeding more and more propaganda to the normies here in the west who don't have a clue about the war and couldn't point out syria on a world map
we should be supporting assad, or at least not be involved in the slightest, including not backing up america with any of their decisions
>>68618041
see above ^^^^^
>>68617936
pic semi related, but they could be twins
>>68617969
Hello North Korea
Are you using a proxy or is Kim speaking?
>>68617972
jak se mate?
>>68618014
yeh ~50 political elites is really comparable to the hundreds of muslims in muslim majority paedo gangs all over the country. good post.
>>68618057
>disregarding my argument rather than refuting it
aha yes, I see you know your argumentation well.
good one
>>68618033
Amen, brother Jamal. The first three/four seasons were a decent watch I thought, then it took a fucking nosedive and turned into a clusterfuck
>>68618078
>my argument
but it's not an argument
>>68618065
T H I C C
>>68618065
have you more options for me? :/
>>68618096
fight me
>>68618078
exactly the same thing you did, pillock
>>68618065
Start breeding with your own.
Europe is depending on you.
>>68618014
alri danczuk
>>68618065
>pic semi related, but they could be twins
nice one Hans
>>68618106
also fight me at the same time as >>68618096
mano a mano
If I was in Aleppo I'd just leg it tbqh
Can't be that bad if they stayed there for 5 years, bet they've got PS4 and all somewhere
>>68618062
starting to think it might not even be a false conspiracy theory that the west purposely destabilites the middle east when it gets the opportunity just to maintain the global status quo of power. Its certainly happened in the 20th century. So one of two things is true, we supported various rebel groups under the naive pretense of "freedom" and it all backfired and went to shit as it has done many times before in the middle east and we didnt learn from out mistakes.
Or second, we knew from the past it would likely backfire and go to shit and thats exactly why we did. Now after setting syria back a good couple of decades we will quietly and slowly pull out and ignore the situation
either our governments are trying to do good and being very dumb about it, or they are serving their self intrest and being very crafty about it, and as much as they might seem it I genuinely don't believe the people running things at the top are legitimately that dumb
>Britain is allied with America so now you personally have to give a shit about the middle east
>>68618014
>are you conveniently forgetting the all of the non-muslims who rape kids?
Christian mistakes are correct to point out. Non Christian stuff is cultural.
Our own culture is fair game.
#aleppo
#shitmyfuckup
#isis4lyf
>>68617936
>>68618026
I do care because I don't want your cousins and extended family fleeing into Europe.
I'm sorry Assad hasn't allowed your Wahhabi faith to wholly consume the Middle East :^)
Now I will NOT be replying to people who take comfort in being ignorant of world events because they think it's aloof and patriotic. Bye Bye
>tfw the only person who has touched my willy in a sexual way was uncle steve
reminder that I will NOT be reading any posts by people who have not been on at least 3 (three) different continents
thank you.
>>68618104
You could tell me something about you and i will tell you something about me.
m/21/student
not rich, not poor
>>68618110
>Start breeding with your own.
No and why should i.
>Europe is depending on you.
Its depending on economy, science, its values, environment, culture, raising kids and over all education.
The only part i part i play in preserving Europe is beeing a functioning part of society.
>>68618179
you might not know this but corporations actually have all the power in the world right now
feel apalled by the gunk under my keyboard
am I this dirty? where does all the hair come from?
pretty sure syrians don't have to worry about this
>>68618234
You've outed yourself as a paki. Trying to throw people off the scent by flinging your shit at people who've exposed you isn't going to work, Ahmed.
>>68618242
We are the same European race. Traditional families made us great.
>>68618160
>Can't be that bad if they stayed there for 5 years
the terrorist gangs kept the people in besieged eastern aleppo there against their will to use as human shields and so they can pander to the west when a russian bomb kills civilians
>>68618179
lad, the entire reason why america is intervening their is because they want influence and control. they are helping their saudi allies by combating iranian influence. saudi is a US ally and iran is a russian ally. that's literally what it comes down to.
the great powers (usa and russia) are playing a game and syria is their playing board.
it's always been like this. people have no idea how draconian the US is because russia is always painted as the bad guy by the west.
the cold war might have ended 25 years ago but tensions that ran for decades don't just evaporate overnight. the final goal of EVERY action the US and russia have taken in the middle east was to secure power and influence.
this crap about helping the "syrian people" is bullshit, it just boils down to a power struggle between the great powers. syria is just a proxy war between saudi arabia and iran, and to a larger extent, russia and the US.
why do you think the US sells weapons to the saudis to use in yemen and doesn't condemn their actions in yemen? because they don't want iranian influence in yemen via the houthi militias there. they couldnt give a fuck about the civilians of yemen or syria.
the difference is that while russia is obviously also involved to pursue their own interests, they happen to also be backing the side that will restore order to syria.
the US has a track record of intervening in countries for power.
the obvious example is iraq, but another less known example is panama.
in the 70's, panama had a leader called omar torrijos. he was a great leader and he successfully negotiated with the US to give the panama canal rights to panama (torrijos-carter treaty in '77).
the US obviously didn't like this
(1/2)
>>68618228
alri shrek