/brit/

cara

stop letting the yank make threads

need a brisbane bf

>>68615014
yeah a pic inside of a hotel with Best Korea money would be all we need. What's his story? on vacation in NK?

>>68615046
right here guv

need an anywhere bf

>>68615046
yo

Eating a gyros after the bar

Had 1 dollar tacos at the bar itself

Pray i dont get food poisoning

So what's the deal with /brit/ are all flags welcome?

>wanting the north Korea guy to reveal himself

He could be executed you heartless slugs

how do I befriend this girl I've been stalking on twitter? never talked to her but I want to :~(

>>68615064
Insha'allah

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>>68615050
It's literally thailad being a proxyfag while he's banned from his thai address.

i hate americans a lot

>>68615050
Photos are prohibited. I'm in internet lab

>>68615050
>what's his story
Interpol were getting onto him

>>68615065
only aussies, canadabros and binland

>>68615060
>>68615056
GRACEVILLE

>>68615065
depends

certain flags (leafs) aren't welcome but don't leave. Generally if you are a good poster you will be appreciated though

are you a good poster?

>>68615085
Indro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFCniNYZoFg

doing a jazzrock

>>68615045
Fed up with this myself.
You're slacking.

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real yank hours who up

NKlad is Thailad

His Thai proxy got banned

#StayWoke

>>68615102
post arse/dick

>>68615083
>leafs are welcome
fuck off

>>68615095
>leaves don't leave
hmm

>>68615079
Say "Hello, I'm in the DPRK" I'm Korean.

>>68615091
Come here and you'll see the language everywhere

Could take you all. Not with my intellect but with my fists

>>68615066
It's thailad proxyfagging while he waits out his ban

>>68615095
I believe I am, only quality posts. Question is how do you which leaf is which?

>>68615135
doesnt matter they're all shit

if thainonce got banned why doesn't he just post from work?

>>68615150
that's where he posts from

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>>68615150
Noncing isn't dealt with well on company networks.

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>>68615116

*slips you a length*

How does proxies for 4chan work?

Aren't they all banned already

EXAM IN 2 HOURS FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME

>>68615168
:/

>>68615161
How do you know he's a nonce?
Whyd he get banned

>>68615174
Hahaha likewise and I'm fucked for it as I enter 25th hour of wakefulness

>>68615174
haha you're going to get kicked out and be a hobo for the rest of your life

What does a Gamer Homer Simpson eat?
D'ohritos

why are so many escorts asian

>>68615170
north korean poster is actually just a north korean

>>68615174
Who has exams before the Christmas break?

>>68615021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjpXIbNLDSU

>>68615021
me column 1 row 2

>>68615123
I'm not Korean

>>68615193
that was so lame i've just decided to make it my life's mission to find and kill you

>>68615206
YEAH

I TRAP AND I TRAP

I TRAP AND I TRAP AND I TRAP

>>68615193
how does /brit/ treats its burguer guests?

>>68615211
Then you're hardly in North Korea, Thailad huh?

>>68615174
Good luck my friend. You will be fine. Revision and planning is for Pakistanis. You are white. She'll be right.

Daily reminder that Thailad is a paedophile.

>>68615197
asians aren't real people

much like their products, they're cheap plastic imitations

>put the tiniest pinch of nutmeg in some food
>everything tastes of nutmeg

ah yes

>>68615193
What does a fat American suck on

British cock!

>>68615226
We tell them to fuck off

>>68615193
Fuck off

unironically playing a pixel car racing/tuning game on my phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtEKUWRpUWg
Can't do it.

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>>68615116

>>68615203
Edinburgh uni, la

>>68615228
I am contracted for workings here 【・ヘ・】

>>68615248
To think I used to eat grams of that to get high when I was younger.
Crazy to think it works also

Daily reminder thailad moved to South east Asia because he couldn't handle the performance paradigm of the UK

Basically he mobed to a non white country because there is lesser pressure to preform

Keep feeling fascination!
Passion burning!
Love so strong!

Keep feeling fascination!
Looking learning!
Moving on...

>>68615270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-OgOyK6rVs

start blasting this to the koreans

*teacher goes out of the room*
Ha ha ha... ahhh yes... *opens coolmath games* *loads up bloxorz* lets "roll" ha ha ha

>>68615170
You haven't the faintest clue how the user machine communicates with the server do you?

I bench 300. what do you phaggots bench apart from your bf's dick

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>When an auscuck tells you they have culture

>>68615285
o-ok

>GTAV 50% off
>still costs 50AUD
ah yes

>>68615285
He's not in Korea

>>68615304
You're not in Korea

>>68615286
>not miniclip or nitrome

kek its snowing. listening to Durutti Column tunes senpai. top comf.

any ausbro's got the my land liquorland abo pic?

>>68615312
how much is that in actual money?

Morning everyone hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahagagagagggaggagagagagaggagagagaafafagagagaafaafafafafafafffaffffďdadaeaadadadadadadddsssssasasasasasasasaaasssswaaaawawwawawawawaqawa

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>when yanks tell you they have history

>>68615259
Serbs had a good go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_e7QbWc5mI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TDPRZ8zD64

My life is a disaster

worried about getting into grad courses lads

not even sure what I'd do if I didn't get in to any

>>68615300
my bf's bum

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PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE

My life is a hazard

>>68615313
Are you and Ireland?

\(‘▿’)/ Ugguu ~

>>68615304
when will you be back?

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thanks, liberals

prying open my japs eye

>>68615375
Before Christmas

Thailad is an actual paedo

Aren't old people lovely?

>>68615386
take pictures with timestamp, get a trip and post them back home with said trip.

>>68615293
>>68615389
Daily reminder thailad moved to South east Asia because he couldn't handle the performance paradigm of the UK

Basically he moved to a non white country because there is lesser pressure to preform

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>>68615369
Yes

must be grim for a white bloke like thailad to move to a country like thailand
most of the white people there are either lads on tour or old blokes noncing around

Old wankers deserve to be crucified

>>68615419
fuck old people

even my own grandparents irritate me now

they're mid-90s and they're demented, so they don't even know who I am or where they are and they're just grumpy all the time

I love them but they're honestly better off dead

We should have a test for dementia and once somebody is sufficiently demented we cut all support and await the inevitable

>>68615448
or old blokes shagging ladyboys

>>68615420
ok wait here.
>>68615440
The hedge can be respectable?

>>68615448
He himself is a nonce, no problem for him (preferfs boys)

>>68615440
Where is this grim place? Limerick or Dublin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODTv9Lt5WYs

>>68615381
i get 4 MB/s (32mbps) which is ok

just stop being a povvo cunt and get cable if you're not on the NBN yet

>>68615469
Tá à fhios agat

>>68615448
>>68615456
or lads on tour noncing around

>>68615455
I'll take care of them for a price

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>woke up again

it cant keep happening lads

was unironically on an ambulance team for two years hahahahahahahaha

>>68615484
This isn't a real language

fun fact: both of my dads coworkers regularly go to thailand, but for different reasons
one has a thai bride over there (that his wife in england doesn't know about)
the other likes ladyboys

>>68615381
>>68615483

only ever got to 2.5mbs

>>68615469
will do m8

who plays team fortress 2 anymore in this post-overwatch world?

>>68615481
Dublin
And tell that NK lad he's a proxy

>>68615503
North Korea isn't a real country

>>68615493
that defeats the purpose, I want them gone humanely with no more human or financial cost to me or my family

>>68615483
the nbn will be here by april at the latest

>>68615504
degenerate gentlemen both of them they are.

>>68615513
I play paladins.

>>68615514
oh for fuck sake

>>68615531
kill you are self

>>68615531
i play a paladin (in WoW)

>>68615532
and what country are you from again lad?

imagine being an autist aussie

fuck me how bad would that be

shit internet
shit dole
constantly hot which encourages going outside
can only play online games with other aussies and the bonga bonga people of nz because shit ping

would off myself if I wasnt a turbo normie tbqh

>>68615503
One of the last of the Brython tongues.

>>68615544
>north korea

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>>68615531
>>68615542
>tfw shadow priest

jacking off

>>68615494

>tfw bad chest pains every day now

imagine being british

fuck me how bad would that be

shit country
third world median income
third world HDI
paki rape gangs
ugly women

would off myself if I wasnt a non-pom tbqh

>>68615558
>north korean that can't speak korean
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@572
'sheed

Haven't played a video game since skyrim. Really do like it tbqh. Good game it was. Fallout 4 looks good as bro. Should I gets it? Of course it needs a bigger machine than it has in this moment.

>>68615558
I asked where he is from, not where he is. He had said he is a foreigner working there.

>>68615532
Oh fuck sake is right.
It's my mission to expose you
Or you could just post a timestamp and be over with it

>Australians play video games

Children out

>>68615578
don't care

>>68615548
good thing i don't play games then

>>68615572
>Ugly women. You are really one to talk

>>68615577
>defending paki rape gangs

the 'sheed is thy

>>68615588
Never should have come here!

>>68615580
where are you?

>>68615593
our women are on average easily better than yours because we have less coloureds

>>68615544
I'm scared
>>68615582
you don't know who you're dealing with, Gavin

>>68615045
Why, so equally repulsive cunts like you can do it instead?

>>68615596
t.Geoffrey Chaucer

>>68615561
i play a discipline priest because i like to roleplay as a catholic nonce

fuck everyone

>>68615606
The only thing worse than an australian accent is a higher pitched australian accent.

I will not stand idly by while a dragon burns my Hold and slaughters my people!

>>68615626
they just got a PvP buff (+10% attonement in PvP). My main was disc for 6 years (2010 - 2016) until they "redesigned" the spec in legion

it's fucking utterly shit now so i made my alt holy paladin my main

>>68615614
why would you be scared mate?
>>68615605
Dad always said to not give personal information to strangers.

I dont understand

if everyone in here is 18-30 and you dont play video games, what do you do all day?

what a dull monotonous life you must have

fuck sake

inb4
>i have a job

yeah fuck off runt

>>68615065
If when you hover the cursor over your flag and anything other than "United Kingdom" pops up, then you're a JF and need permission to contribute to /brit/.

Your BMI is

32.1
Which is usually classed as overweight or obese:

It is likely your cancer risk will reduce by losing some weight. Aim to gradually lose weight by making healthy changes to your diet and adding in more activity. It’s best to speak to your GP before making any major changes to your lifestyle.

>>68615654
I play Hearthstone.

>>68615584
Video games are more a generation thing than an age thing. The average age of a gamer is now over 30 and climbing. You're the generational equivalent of an uncle tom.

>>68615614
My name isn't Gavin, and you're not in North Korea.
Anois, Inis dom cá as thú nó déanfaidh mé drochrudaí duitse féin

>>68615664
alri poleabo

>>68615603
1v1 me

>>68615654
Go outside
Exercise
Socialise
Pursue hobbies
Study the arts or humanities

>>68615639
t. runt sick of hearing how great it is

>>68615670
I'm not him.

>>68615651
I'm not supposed to be using the outerweb for this kind of thing.
>>68615668
Gavin pls

racism = prejudice + power

>>68615657
I already had asked for permission and the response was that, as long as I was a good poster I was allowed in. Have I been doing a good job?

>>68615682
NO!

THAT'S BAD MATHS

>>68615682
thats wordwang

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>>68615677
You accent sounds like a brain damaged scouse

>>68615681
You're not in fucking north Korea, admit it please

>>68615654
watch movies/tv and sports

was looking around australia on google maps and it was like driving around inside of an arse

heard that pens won't write upside down so i tried it out and it wasn't true

>>68615688
I created a /vienna/ + /bangkok/ general for you and you abandoned it ;_;

>>68615675
i do all of these things and play video games

i only work casual though so

HYAAAAAAAAAAARGH *TENSE ALL MY MUSCLES LIKE IN DRAGON BALL Z*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Where's the turkey, Jeremy?

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Merry Yankmas haha

>>68615703
Lad, everyone knows he isn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTx38LEexbE

>>68615682
Black lad I'm friends with on Facebook unironically posted this the other day with the caveat that blacks can be prejudiced but they can't be racist

going to drop £1700 on a gaming pc

haha runts

>>68615707
where'd you look

>>68615703
How do you explain my flag?

having a rummage

>>68615736
can't remember

it's all the same to me

>>68615681
They are watching every word you type. Do you praise North Korea and Kim Jong Un and are extremely grateful to the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea for their generous hospitality to you despite you belonging to a disgusting capitalist pig nation?

>>68615735
I reckon you'd need to drop an extra 300 pounds 2bh

playing video games is just working but with no real end, it's just there to calm the human urge of working

got my gaming glasses on

>>68615752
yes

gonna drop £1700 in pound coins on my nads

haha runts

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>>68615742
proxy / vpn

Ah yes. fighting aged males in Syria cowering in the shadows demanding the world do something as they knock aside women and children to find food and shelter

>>68615714
Supernova of a post.

I like a cheeky gamey wamey or two. It slakes my thirst for death and destruction. If I cannot kill my enemies in Real Life, then their virtual allegories will certainly suffice.

>>68615772
>slakes
>thirst
>cannot
>virtual
>allegories
>suffice
fuck off pretentious wanker

>>68615742
Admit it

>>68615785
Coming from the resident frenchman?

>>68615772
why did you capitalise real life you dickhead

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off to work normie cretins

enjoy ur day

haha fucking get a gip

howling @ u

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just had a wank with a finger up my arse

felt good

>>68615765
but the internet is isolated here.
>>68615786
do you do it for free?

>>68615790
am only pretentious about things i like not vocabulary

>>68615795
NEET masterrace here

>>68615711
Yes I remember. I tried to keep it alive but it was only perhaps (you) another burger and I. I really did try, I felt unique for once.

Real Life is the true normie general

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back from the gym

could physically and mentally eliminate any of you

>>68615810
Yes but we became good friends

>>68615802
I will ask Quora to see whether it's possible to have a VPN that displays a North Korea I.P, how do you feel about that?

>>68615802
Could easily be geolocated lad.

>>68615801
you're on a slippery slope

Pop Loiterer

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me rn

>>68615786
Jesus, we know who he is. Relax.

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>>68615843
so was my finger up me bum

>>68615826
We sure did my future doctor.

>>68615821
Alri Johnny Bravo

>>68615219
>>68615226
>>68615252
>>68615255
Ah yes

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business plan: genetically engineered cattle that fart helium

>>68615838
Is this some Austrian deity?
>>68615842
Show us how easy it is.

>>68615856
I'm in a self induced scitzophrenic state here. No sleep, stress from exams. I'm just venting

do NOT like austrians and kiwis lads

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back from the gym

could physically and mentally eliminate any of you

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>>68615858

>>68615879
blummin eck

Howling at the idea of an Austrian Oracle called Quora answering queries of her People.

>>68615867
ah I see someone's been watching Cowspiracy (2014)

>>68615879
Shit face desu

>>68615879
face is a bit puffy

LOGAN'S BARMCAKES

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*walks away from you*

>>68615874
Hope you're not on those stims.

>>68615914
Just about soiled my knickers remembering this post in public today haha.

>>68615870
Quora is a question-and-answer site where questions are asked, answered, edited and organized by its community of users

Sources
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quora

t.former austrian flag

>>68615928
I wish I was. Could use a pick me up lad

>>68615870
>disable geo-location data at browser level
>use any open-vpn that uses geolocation masking

It's more popular than you think, even for European based VPNs that say they're in Germany could be located in Netherlands thanks to geolocation masks.

*puts the finn in the bin*

ahh yes, much better

*takes a shit on the brit*

mmm yes very good

>>68615879
C O A L B U R N E R

O

A

L

B

U

R

N

E

R

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getting my daily dose of leftist outrage on rpolitics lads

Where do I belong? What is my purpose?

>>68615119
this

>>68615895
what's that about? cows are bad, dude global warming?

>>68615952
*steps out of the sauna naked*
Problem son?

been asleep all day, about to go back to sleep bye

got a medium sized willy

>>68615985
*punches you in the gut*

HAHAHAHAHA *runs away*

>>68615988
bye lid

>>68615879
why hasn't some porn company paid her like 500k to do a porno yet?

>>68615988
Good night my precious little lustbaby.

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>>68615960
she's not american

>>68615993
*unravels 27 inch flaccid cock*
Ha, poof

>>68616009
>downs face

>>68616009
me in the bushes

>>68616025
not quite

>>68616009
I know

She literally has a black boyfriend though

Look it up

Doctor Strange. I'm DORMAMMU.

>>68616009
Reckon the average size willy can't do much with that

>>68616000
*pick you off with my mosin*
Long way from home, straya.

>>68616032
Very much so. She's a fucking hog.

just had a slice of pizza out in the hall (living in a dorm)

>"pizza in the morning? what are you doing??"
>little did they know that it wasnt morning, but a late night snack

Gerund Berlusconi. Al Zheimer. Both walk into a bar. Both say, "ouch!". Laugh Track commenceth.

Thoughts?

>>68616049
that's what I always think

>>68616062
>"pizza in the morning? what are you doing??"
tell them to mind their own fucking business

*is fat*
ahaha you fucking cunts can't do shite

The absolute state of /brit/ this morning

>>68616049
>>68616081
same

>>68616082
(it didnt really happen)

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the gf finally got back to me

Still don't read a single post that is accompanied with a yank flag lads. They are literally wasting their time.

good thread

>>68616096
mind your own fucking business

Haven't read a single post in this abysmal thread

Shan't be contributing to this nonsense.

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gimmick idea: surreptitiously hiding your post from that australian

i can't even read

>>68616126
i learned a new word (i found a new word that i dont know what it means)

>>68616033
can't find anything lad

>not just reading flags which only have the union jack on them
its the only way, should be a royal decree.

>>68616140
Australians are denizens of Australia.

>my local government still hasn't told a high number of staff if they will be made redundant after xmas or not
Ah yes, tory austerity measures

Based Sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I

>>68616140
mephistophealian

Tracking and Training. Bracking and Braining. *turns to you in a pant suit and top hat* I am a poet of sorts. *hands you a tumbler of sherry with a single thorny rose floating in it* Care to duet with me?

>>68615950
really made me think

>>68616156
Shocking, whilst we pay for the banker's bonuses bonuses. Really screwed this place, BROKEN BRITAIN

>>68616162
spelt wrong you dickhead

based France
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1hv8XnQ8Q4

>>68616181
100% correct

>>68616155
but what are australians?

based Britain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YykjpeuMNEk

>>68616210
irish criminals


don't trust them mate

movie idea: adventure story about two lost dogs who have to traverse the pacific northwest but they have rocks as eyes

might become a pimp so I can literally mind my own fucking business

business idea: convince /pol/ to an hero for eugenics purposes

game idea: who can lob a cat the furthest

job idea: create a television show where instead of hunting down nazis i hunt australians

Mate's getting done on revenge porn charges

getting done on revenge porn charges lads

song idea: doo do, do do do, do do do dundun

business idea: hire people who have been on the dole for more than a year

>>68616280
that's copyrighted
see you in court

>>68616285
business idea: hire people who have been on the dole for more than a year TM

painting idea: a cat whose legs look like doors

FUCK I WASNT MEANT TO REPLY JEESUS

reference idea: lob a cat whose legs look like doors as far as I can

colour idea: purple thats also green

Is there anything swedes won't fuck up?

>>68616323
There's a pussy joke in there somewhere

good idea: kill myself

>>68616310
Make a Swede /brit/
Go on.

hypothetically, would you rather have a bf instead of no gf and no bf?

Haven't seen MEXIcunt in a while.

Hopefully he necked himself

trousers idea: jeans

>>68616350
no

>>68616342
thanks doc

nationalise chicken shops

new
>>68616391
>>68616391

bad idea: take another slice of pizza

Swiped right to four English rose looking qts today and literally didn't get a match with any of them

Disgraceful

>>68616350
Is he a trap