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Praying for a better edition edition
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night night
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>tfw this body but 7 inch cock and 9/10 face
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>>68614424
night
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>>68614399
rate me
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lord willing,

dog bless.
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>>68614437
goodnight
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>>68614428
Boy, this was like the worst sound bites from the left and alt right rolled into one.
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>>68614424
Good night

>>68614438
Sephardic/10
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>>68614446
Good night
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>>68614461
you mean, ctrl-left?
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>>68614442
What a dumb bitch. Thinks she's cute but she's just a faggot with cat ears.
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It's my 20th birthday /cum/
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c ya scumbags
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May we always pray for a better edition than the last.
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>>68614485
happy birthday fucking nerd
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>>68614485
lol you young
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>>68614485
Happy birthday neighbour
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>>68614464
>>68614467
sweet dreams
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best girl tobh
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>>68614485
so close
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it ain't me
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>>68614492
Good tune
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>>68614503
i'm forgetful.
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>>68614461
kek I found it on /pol/ and just swapped women with the n word
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>>68614494
Thanks, you too.

>>68614495
>>68614506
alri

>>68614499
>implying
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>>68614499
>dude weed meme

This is becoming irrelevant, weedman gets fucking out done by US referendums.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU

>It's been five years
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>>68614529
>missing the point

A forbidden egg?
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>tfw humans have a built in "pleasure from pain" drive to ensure that we don't kill ourselves been we realize how bad life really is
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>>68614529
Even on an international scale, Mississippi never fails.
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>>68614529
tfw Green
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>>68614472
100% agreed, she's a whore who reads too much shit on the internet and takes it seriously
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>>68614540
>referenda
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I don't know what's so good about legal weed

over here the police just don't do anything about weed unless you're growing a very large crop

do you want to get cucked by corporations mate?
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>>68614562
really makes me think
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>>68614557
>b-but we have them too, they're just filled with candy

>>68614572
I'm willing to bet you're either in Ontario or British Columbia.
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>not voting weed legal

honestly we can't focus on more important shit?
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>>68614578
Nothing. Smoking it makes you a fucking loser.
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soon
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>>68614578
Cops just make anyone throw their weed down a sewer drain here when they catch them as long as it's not over like a half ounce or something
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>>68614596
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>>68614578
>implying corporations haven't made alcohol cheaper and better

Go back to moonshine then you cuck
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>>68614578
Basically it boils down to there being no legitimate reason for weed to be illegal when Alcohol and Tobacco, two far more harmful drugs, are legal.
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why is san francisco so gay?
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>>68614594
Legalizing weed would be a massive step in the direction of ending "the war on drugs" while also being common sense.

There's no reason to keep it illegal m8
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>>68614600
kek wtf
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>>68614616
They like the way dick tastes
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>>68614577
>"Referendums is logically preferable as a plural form meaning 'ballots on one issue' (as a Latin gerund,[8] referendum has no plural). The Latin plural gerundive 'referenda', meaning 'things to be referred', necessarily connotes a plurality of issues".[9]

Sorry bud, plebeian mistake.
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>>68614603
You get a £90 fine here if you have an ounce outside but it's okay if it's in your house
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In the entire history of the United States there has never once been a single nationwide referendum on anything.
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>>68614600
>soon

>nuclear war with chinkland
>resource wars
>food riots in burger land
>corruption at all levels
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Bow peasants
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>future humans will become anime
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>>68614690
what does the cumbeast represent?
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You'd suck me off in a heart beat, just admit it bitch
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>>68614698
Why would we evolve with big fish eyes?
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>>68614707
Genetic drift due to them being "cute" I guess.
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i think hawaii is a really comfy place like a better version of miami
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>>68614703
What DOESN'T cumbeast represent?
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>>68614698
>white people in the future

Not a this rate.
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>>68614721
>what's gene therapy
stop being autistic
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>>68614719
sum420

>>68614721
>believes the jewish meme
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>>68614715
Based
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>>68614707
apparently to deal with cosmic rays which will become more common
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>>68614690
Russia fears it.
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http://www.forbes.com/sites/parmyolson/2013/06/07/how-the-human-face-might-look-in-100000-years/#6d447cbd7687
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>>68614668
There should be a referrendum to make designated whore houses that recruit women who can't cook, clean, and stay faithful.
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>>68614751
So Evolution will make Anime real?
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>>68614736
>America goes from 90% white to 60% in one lifetime.

Poor naive Mexico
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>>68614707
to be able to consume more memes
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>There should be a referrendum to make designated whore houses that recruit women who can't cook, clean, and stay faithful.
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>>68614801
>legitimately falling for the jewish meme

Anon, I....
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Is 2 30 am too late to order chicken wings?
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>>68614578
Yeah well here in Arizona, getting caught with ANY amount is a felony
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>>68614827
NO
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Hey guys im new here :3
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i'm hungry what should i eat?
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>>68614801
We should adopt my policy. Kill all babies
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>>68614828
>mfw there are people in America serving life sentences because of weed
Why is America so backwards?
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>>68614698
>giant eyes
>bigger heads

>our description of aliens is just humans who have evolved past our current stage
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>>68614853
muh Reagan

But you see why so many people support legalizing it here?
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>>68614825
>lmao negative birth rates don't matter, make sure to pass this immigration legislation though

Whatever helps you sleep at night anon.
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>>68614844
cock
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>>68614881
I'll save the white race now you can sleep anon.
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>>68614824
>Baby's first fedora post
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>>68614898
is it good?
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At all my veggies tonight.
Drank plenty of water.
Now, it is time for some naughty 11:30 espresso ice cream...
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>>68614865
obv

i just want my country to be better at something
>>68614856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5e85kuqwQ0

prepare to get cucked humanoid
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>>68614881
>more meme pictures

You sure showed me lol.
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>>68614913
Excuse you, I am a pro at the fedorapost, and have been ever since its invention at /brit/ a while back. Don't EVER mock my expertise at the fedorapost!
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>>68614827
Literally never too late for that.
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Any college anons in here? How long is winterbreak for you?
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>>68614944
I get back on the 1st.
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>>68614903
By who's definition?
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FREESTYLE WAKAMAKA FON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM
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>>68614944
Just finished finals today brah. Pretty hype about it. I got about a month until Jan 18th. Hopefully my last semester, you?
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>>68614958
By mine
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>>68614919
Ask your sister homez..

>>68614923
Check your milky way privilege
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Titus
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>>68614977
Is 4th from the bottom, left row, white in your definition?
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I hereby invite /cum to join me in a student sauna evening. It involves cold beer, hot sauna and girls.
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>>68614967
*giggles at your post*
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Get the cross
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>>68614970
Its my first semester, but winter break is from 23.12 - 07.01. Semester ends in February tho, we write all tests end of January/beginning of march
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Well, nail me on a cross and call me Jesus...
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I'm so lonely

Good night
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>>68615018
>zooming in on the wrong guy

Sad Latvia.
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>>68615009
Whud aboot menes?:DD
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>Excuse you, I am a pro at the fedorapost, and have been ever since its invention at /brit/ a while back. Don't EVER mock my expertise at the fedorapost!
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>>68615040
Good night.

Just think, when you wake up you get to be lonely again!
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>>68615042
Memes are on the house. Only the finest Kuvalauta vintage memes for our esteemed guests.
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>>68615008
None of them look white all are mixed somehow, I was memeing.
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>>Excuse you, I am a pro at the fedorapost, and have been ever since its invention at /brit/ a while back. Don't EVER mock my expertise at the fedorapost!
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>>68615057
okay
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>stealing dead /brit/ memes
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>>68615088
It's really what we do here.
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I can't sleep unless my room is cold enough to give me hypothermia
Of course, I have 3 layers of blanket to make sure that doesn't happen
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>being a dead /brit/ meme
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>>68615052
>most basic fedora man
>image.jpg
heh, you've got a way's to go, kid.....
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going for some doritos
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>>68615062
Can you send Binnish gf? My family member got one...

nod fair!
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>>68615088
Take him with you back to your dental-less circle jerk
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>>most basic fedora man
>>image.jpg
>heh, you've got a way's to go, kid.....
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>>68615041
but but

the commander is titus

and the soldier is asking titus to get the cross

:((((
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTZ0JyIuaDY
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>>>most basic fedora man
>>>image.jpg
>>heh, you've got a way's to go, kid.....
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>Take him with you back to your dental-less circle jerk
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kinder eggs are great you should definitely try them
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>>68615137
ids a sed werld
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>>68615070
>>68615109
What the fuck did you say to me?
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>average burger.png
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>>68615109
i made that vapeman
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>>68615165
ver sed
i
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>>68615162
Buenos>Eggs
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Little Jani Hotpockets is going to be thoroughly upset with all of you
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hey you
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>>68615154
That bass line is fucking great
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>>68615157
>the average brit
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>>68615178
ver sed bcus no mur kreisi freg muzk
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>>68615178
Why do you hardly post anymore Latviya
>>68615152
d-did he drink doggo /cum/?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
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>>68615230
y-yes
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>Little Jani Hotpockets is going to be thoroughly upset with all of you
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Good music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGEENWVlu0c
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having a vape
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>>68615230
i dont have that much time nowadays, a lot of work. I try to post everytime i have a little bit of free time.

>>68615224
ring dind ding ding no mur
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I went from hating vapeman to laughing at all of them.
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>>68615167
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
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Doing a vapeman post
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>implying the alien looking fedora shade man isn't the best fedora image
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FUCKING STOP

RIGHT NOW

STOP
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>>68615276
I'm gonna get fucking banned for this.
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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Going to do a classic non-vapeman fedorapost
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>>68615287
which one?
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>>68615263
Kek
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>tfw going to be banned from here on my birthday for these shennanigans
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>lewdposting
>turns into gangbanging a namefag
>Next Edition
>nightly ebin Vapeman fight

/cum/ confirmed the greatest general.
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dicks out
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>>68615274
Same
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>>68615307
Just this vapeman one in general

Has a special place in my heart and I remember when Canada was spamming it at the time when I first saw it
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Saved all the vapemans, thank you homeboys
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>I've never held hands with a girl
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>>68615240
>Check out the 'The Angry Birds Mighty League Anthem (Sandstorm Remix)'!
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Most of Michigan is like Detroit
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WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY...
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>Saved all the vapemans, thank you homeboys
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>>68615283
is vaping the new emo?
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24 years old and starting to think I'll never have a white wife and kids.
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>>68615376
Probably
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>>68615376
emo is edgy cringe, fedoras are just cringe
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>24 years old and starting to think I'll never have a white wife and kids.
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>>68615387
You're only 24
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>24 years old and starting to think I'll never have a white wife and kids
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>Act like I have a Bajachan fetish
>Lewdpost
>Scare Bajachan away
>Now we can spam vapeman in peace

I don't know what I'm doing with my life desu
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>>68615404
Holy shit why would he do this?
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>>68615405
Yeah, but I'm literally starting from the beginning. Even if I started dating tomorrow, I would be 28 before I was married and had a kid on the way.
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>>68615404
What if fedoras are actually the most effective counter-atheism tool? They make not being religious look terrible.
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>>68615435
What beginning? Why do you have such a specific time frame? Nothing wrong with having a kid at 28 anyways
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>>68615422
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>>68615453
Mostly worried about autism and other disorders in my kids. Probably worrying over nothing.
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>>68615443
Woah
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>>68615443
>Hired by the Pope to make christianity more relevant in modern world

"Anon, your mission is to talk about how you've been red-pilled and religion is all a huge scam."

>But Mr. Pope how will that help christianity

"You'll be wearing a dumbass fucking fedora.
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"Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society" - Aristotle.
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>gave up on friends
>only friends I have now are 4chan and they cant get too close
>gave up on gf
>just hire a hole for sex
>focusing everything on my career

I'm winning and there's nothing you faggots, god, or count chocula can do about it
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>>68615398
>emo is edgy cringe
Perfect summary of my life.
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>>68615520
>last virtues

>last

>virtues
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hmmmm.....................................................
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>>68615622
Link?

>>68615624
She's not wrong
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>>68615520
Tolerance of what
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>>68615643
https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/
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>>68615655
Fags and anime
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USA how expensive is it to live in California? I'm fucking sick of Canadian winters, you understand sick of it? Sick of freezing my balls off for months on end with basically only 3-4 months of sunshine. Plus, Toronto is completely clustered there's no damn space because half of Canada is uninhabitable. Just condos after condos in this freaking city.
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>>68615661
Aristotle may have been right for once

>>68615662
It's expensive for the US but you make and keep a hell of a lot more money than you would in Canada
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>>68615683
>for once
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>>68615520
Pretty fitting if you look at germany.
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>>68615662
Like 4-5k monthly if you want to live comfortably in LA by yourself without any friends
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>>68615689
>In the 4th century BC, two influential Greek philosophers, Plato and his student Aristotle, wrote works based on the Geocentric model.
hmmmmm yes
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>>68615662
Go back to India, mehmet.
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>>68615713
>Mars thing becomes more than a meme
>burgers enter second golden age
>brics meme finally ends

DO IT
O

I
T
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>>68615719
Now tell us about the part where Plato was boning Aristotle in his small ass with no vaseline
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>>68615656
As someone who legitimately has Asperger's Syndrome...
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>>68614958
>if you have a buzzcut and bad lighting you aren't white
>all of this even matters

Kek submissive national news cuck
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>>68615662
California is huge.
You can live in some god-tier country/towns for pretty cheap.
Jobs in these places are less prevalent, but you knew that.
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>>68615713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxXfHxceMg4
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>>68615713
>listening to this faggot hack ever
For what purpose
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>>68615683
>>68615706
Nice that's interesting, especially about making and keeping money. No I can't do LA that's EXACTLY like Toronto, too jammed with people. How's San Francisco? Any knowledge there? I've searched it up before, seems like such a beautiful, peaceful city.
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>>68615745
All while brownnosing Socrates
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>>68615747
Your opnion doesn't matter from now on unless it's about math faggot

Sorry man doesn't make sense is all
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>>68615776
Well I am on 4chan.
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>>68615753
1 Anon suggested Sacramento, that there's jobs and it's a good place to live.
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>>68614856
Aliens are just us from the future
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>>68615767
San Francisco is expensive as fuck
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What happens to me if I buy some Adidas shoes?
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>>68615880
have to get up in 4 hours ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>68615899
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going to eat saltines

wish me luck
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>>68615815
Might be nice enough? I've only passed through.

SF and most of bay area are really great, memes aside. Live near BART so you can commute via that bc driving during rush hour is nighmareish.
There are still some affordable places in the east bay if you look toward, but not necessarily at, the ends of the lines.
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I could beat the fucking shit out of any of you
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>>68615841
That's literally what I was implying


Literally
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>>68615854
But this Anon
>>68615683
Said I'd make more and keep more money than here in Toronto. And there's space in SF too...it's too clustered and expensive here man the cost of living is ridiculous and there's too many people pouring into this damn city, we're jammed. That's the good thing about USA, your land is spread put and people can live in Texas, Cali, whatever because there's good weather nearly everywhere. Not like here where half the land is barron.
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>>68615109
I prefer Le Pen
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you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell
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>>68615922
>beating the shit out of someone

Well aren't you a dirty little whore?
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>>68615923
:)
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oh my god, part 5 is fucking great
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>>68615920
Great I jotted that down, thanks
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>>68615927
>make more and keep more
>there's space in sf
Then i assume you've done your homework, are living in a ritzy spot, and you're pulling in loads of money and you shouldn't settle for less.
Beautiful towm.
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>>68615927
I'm the same guy

>Said I'd make more and keep more money than here in Toronto.
You will. Cali is affordable if you want to live outside of the cities, but the cities themselves have really high costs of living.
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>>68616005
Is this porn? my roomate is behind me I don't want to click that
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You ever been with an Armenian man before?
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>>68616052
Yeah, real sick shit too.
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>>68616013

can confirm

>>68616052

its a bunch of sweaty dudes in a room together
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>>68616052
It's not, theyre messing with you

But it is autistic as fuck
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>>68616013
Ohhh okay I see, thanks for the clarification. Maybe something like Santa Cruz then? Hear it's nice and cheap there and not far from SF.
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which one of you keeps burglarizing me?!?!

reeeeeeee
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>>68616133

>Maybe something like Santa Cruz then? Hear it's nice and cheap there
>nice and cheap

yep. definitely

go for it
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>>68616166
Me

>>68616133
I'm not sure, you'll probably just have to look it up
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haha
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>>68616206
>posting that 2 days in a row

LAZY LATVIA

Take this one.
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>>68616180
Oh...well its gotta be cheaper than Toronto. Anything is. I gotta see what I can find on Google about American cities with a decent cost of living. I don't wanna be in the boonies dudes I won't settle for that.
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>>68616251

I'll make an area map, gimme a second
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>>68616245
n-no

i just like ww2 memes
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>>68616273
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>>68616251
>I don't wanna be in the boonies dudes I won't settle for that.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suburb
They made these especially for people like you
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or runescape memes
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>>68616251
>gotta be cheaper than Toronto
>https://www.numbeo.com/property-investment/compare_cities.jsp?country1=Canada&country2=United+States&city1=Toronto&city2=Santa+Cruz%2C+CA

wew
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>>68616300
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>>68616305
>>68616324
Holy shit my soon to be American friends this is fantastic! I'm gonna fuck off to Santa Cruz, have a decent cost of living, not have to deal with people and condos EVERYWHERE and then I'm gonna drive to SF and watch the best fucking football team ever play. The San Fran 49ers (well shitty this year but they'll make a come back, you'll see) bye bye barron Canada!
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IT IS FUCKING COLD
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>>68616441
how cold?
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Need gradschool scolarship in 3 years, what do
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>>68616459
An hero
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>>68616441
How cold?
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>>68616265

there we go
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>>68616490
If i had to guess about 5°C.
PLS SNOW ALREADY, I WANT WHITE CHRISTMAS
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>>68616516
5C is pussy shit. Last I checked in my area it was -25C. But to be fair I'm living in Alaska and I'm not the anon who's whining about the cold.
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>>68616513
Wow this is very nicely done, thank you so much for taking the time to do this, I saved it. So let's see. San Diego huh. I didn't consider that. Hey the comic con is there, that's cool.
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>>68616490
>>68616516
>>68616454
3 celsius which may not be cold to you guys, but I prefer 35 C
>>68616555
I live in tennesee. I am taking about when it was -8 yesterday night.
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>>68616513
literally nothing wrong with Sutter
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>>68616513
Nevada huh. Isn't it boring there though? I hear it's all desert. Sacramento I see you put in pink, that's good.
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>>68616588

there isnt. Theres just nothing much to do up there
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>>68616599

the county of Nevada is almost entirely forest. This is where a good portion of republicans live, but its not far leaning or anything. It could easily double as a midwestern town. Cost of living is maybe a little higher than others, but its comfy as fuck

It does get snow though
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>>68616599
Mostly but they do have some forest areas at lake tahoe, Reno looks like it has some trees and they do have the truckee but most people say the city itself is shitty.
Nevada also has Las Vegas, where you can do a lot of stuff like gambling, going to sports events and such.
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>>68616513
Actually that Contra Costa looks like a better bet for me...you say it's rich with culture and the map shows its closer to SF which is what I want. Again, this is amazing, thanks a lot for it.
>>
Yogurt is a scam by the jews to make you consume leftover milk
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>>68616644
>>68616599

fuck my life, I'm to autistic to realize you were talking about the county, not the state.
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>>68616668
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>>68616656
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>>68616644
Yeah Vegas was fun when I went and that $8 to ride the bus all day thing is amazing.
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>>68616668
literally me
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>>68616668
KEK it's all good.
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WHO TF UP
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>>68616649

Im gonna warn you. Costra costa county is made up of a couple of different places. Berkeley, walnut creek, Concord, places like that. Expensive as FUCK. nice places to live though. On the other hand, you have Richmond. hoooooh boy if you've heard stories of Oakland, read up on Richmond.

places by the water have a LOT of minorities. Not necessarily bad, theyre kinda just average mexicans, BUT richmond can get hairy. There's really nice beaches there if you visit.

More inland, Concord is a really, really nice place. But its definitely a middle to upper class city. Walnut creek is rising in value too, so its getting more expensive.
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Banned for 3 days again for fucking Fedora posting. I despise the janitor of this board. He can fuck right off.
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>>68616679
I personally enjoyed Las Vegas too, I always wanted to go there and see the old Casinos at the Freemont street. I don't know at first I've been disappointed because it was like a giant theme park, but when I returned there I kind of felt home. I don't know if you have experienced something like that too, but it was fascinating to me, because not many places got to me like this. I don't know if I'd move there though, I haven't been in the suburbs, I just drove past them and of course I didn't had to find work there etc.
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>>68616794
I think it's nice because it gives us all someone to hate. that we instead of hating each other we unite to stop him
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>>68616822
This
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>>68616748
Ah hell man. I got a bit excited because I didn't see it in green or orange as you specified. Middle to upper class...I don't think I can afford that, not living by myself. Maybe some other areas that are cheaper..or maybe Santa Clara? I hear the 49ers play there now so there's that to look forward to. Gotta look over the map and really give it some thought.
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>>68616794
>greentext volunteer custodial staff's brilliant comment
>he does not appreciate his pearl of wisdom being equated with overweight losers
>submits the post to the mods

Like pottery
>>
I will see you again, in 3 days...
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>>68616840
plus Arkansas posts the great janny pictures all the time. if the janny wasn't so bad we then we wouldn't have those great pics
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>>68616917
Yeah, that guy's really taking one for the team.
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>>68616935
maybe janny will see this conversation and then he'll like us
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>>68616963
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>>68616849

so the reason I put Alameda, CC, and Santa clara in white instead of yellow or gold is that there's ghettos and poor people living there. So if you can get a well enough paying job, make friends, share rent on an apartment, you COULD definitely live there. I'll say flat out cost of living is expensive throughout the entire bay area. Fucking grocery bills, jesus christ. But the minimum wage is relatively high so you could theoretically afford living there

BUT because of Silicon Valley, more and more people are coming to the bay area and its getting gentrified HARD.North Oakland is now turning into South Berkeley/Emeryville. the north bay (concord/WC, etc) is rising in price. Vallejo, across the bay, is a goddamn haven for crime, and its still rising in price

So if you do want to move there, you might have to do it soon before it goes out of your price range

this is the dilemna of every californian that actually wants to move to the bay area
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>>68616993

also the 49ers are fucking trash. Save yourself while you still can
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>>68616993
Thanks, ill keep it in mind. Gonna be really helpfull when i get gradschool scolarship in 3 years
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>>68616849
Santa Clara isn't really cheap. It's close to silicon valley so the housing market has been rising for a few years now.
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>>68617040

>>68617040

>>68617040

New and informative
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>>68616849
That's the literal silicon valley, bud. Home of the most outrageous home prices for the humblest, shitty ranch-style homes with no land.
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>>68617088

>no land

cmon now. 280 south is nice
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>>68616993
Holy crap after reading this it just hit me that this is exactly what I'm trying to escape from! I mean what the fuck, you're telling me prices are rising nearly everywhere in the outskirts of Cali and all. I didn't know I had a fire lit under my ass man, I the smaller places would be cheaper, I didn't expect to be told people are pouring in now and cost of living is sky rocketing. I can't catch a freaking break here. Regardless...anything is cheaper than Toronto. I guess I'll just need to speed up the process a bit and get moving before its the same shit as here. I can't express my gratitude enough for all the info and help you've given me, really appreciate it. Hope I meet Americans as nice as you when I get there, wherever I end up. Thanks again.
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>>68617174

the palces on the map that were pink, purple, blue, and gray are still relatively cheap. But you are basically FLAT out of luck if you want anywhere along the coast, unless its the EXTREME north
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>>68617209
Oh to hell with that I'm not living in no blue land, you marked that as boonies screw that. But grey wasn't bad...maybe Lake should be considered...such a boring name but yeah, maybe Lake. Not too far from anything. What an ordeal, you weren't kidding, this is so stressful for Californians to think about.
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>>68615656
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