>You wake up in a rural Siberian village. Now what, /int/?

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What is your next move?

>>68613490
Buy cheap niva for 100$ and ride all night long back to moscow

>>68613490
Live a comfy life chopping wood for my babushka

does it have any form of internet?

Go hunting and fishing and mammoth tusk hunting for money and never come back to the real world

>>68613533

>all night

It would take weeks m8.

>>68613490
must have been quite a party

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>You wake up on a crab boat in the bering sea what do?

>>68613613
pray

>>68613613

Fish.

>>68613490
>>68613508
If they had internet, they would be comfy
Otherwise it would be living hell

I can see why there's Russians all over the internet

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>>68613490
will look for Siberial Husky puppies

>>68613490
that's a gulag, right?

>>68613613
me and my friends get our own History Channel show called "Fishing Poles"

Explain to them through gestures and hand signs that Argentina is white

>>68613490
>village
looks more like a death camp. would be able to do nothing except working and sleeping and such very basic human productive activities if there wasnt any infrastructure of the internet.

Start work in the mines

play with bears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5c_ZxigKqc

Plant a bunch of trees so it doesn't look like a barren hell scape. If they can do it in Iceland they can do it in Siberia

>>68613490
is that an actual gulag? if not, why not have streets?

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>>68613490
Hi, I from Siberia. Why are there so many tanks? Literally in every village there is a polygon where the 1000-2000 tanks.

>>68616987
Do they work?

>>68616987
wow... I can't even identify that one at the front, and I thought I knew my Russian tanks

I'm gonna guess it's a T-80

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>>68614239
Brofist!

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I tell them I'm a foreigner.

I get famous in the village, all the bitches like me because of it. I start making connections, woo the women to poison their husbands or kill them in sleep.

Than I change the place into a small cultist town where everyone worships my dick and women fight for drops of my cum.

>>68617010
sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3d_moSmMME

>>68617060
>"I'm a foreigner!"
>Where are you from anon?
>"Poland!"
>*Siberian women laughing*

>>68617081
>Turn tank into tractor
>plow THE SHIT out of some fields
wtf I love russia now

>>68617046
Isnt it a T72

>>68617162
he said he can plow on 22 km/h

>>68616987
looks like a very classic map in some shooter game

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>>68617010
Yes, most of them.

Good tanks standing in the hangar, bad tanks in the rain and snow on the field.

When I first got on the largest Shilov landfill, I was surprised their number. A huge field of tank as far as the eye can see. I can not find clear pictures, fucking KGB/FSB removes them AARRGGGHH!

>>68614696
Underrated

>>68613786
>Comfy
It can go up to -50℃ in Siberia in winter , that's very far away from being comfy

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>>68617163
Don't think so. T-72 usually has that V shape on the front of its armour.

>>68614696
Kek

>>68613508
Reaching for the closest train station.

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>>68617385
Yes, there is cold. For example a picture, so it was in November.

And: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9K3mGWkqU

>>68613508
Hop on the orient express and try to get back to civilization

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>>68617129
>"Where are you from?"
>"USAUSAUSA"
>*roast you on a sharpened pole*

>>68613490
finally be happy

>>68617471
>Novosibirsk
What is the least shit city in Siberia

>>68613490
that looks like a collective farm or a temp place for workers working in the middle of nowhere.

>>68617521
Dont North Koreans lease work to russia like that?

>>68617512
Novosibirsk, Tomsk or Krasnoyarsk, depending on what you consider shit.

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>>68617538
yea last I read, but the houses for the workers, is like mini best korea with propaganda and everything, except public executions are done at home.

>>68617548
>depending on what you consider shit.
Not shit is public transport, jobs, low crime, decent internet infrastructure

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>>68613490
>You wake up in a rural Siberia

Sounds familiar, but the last time things weren't that pleasant, so I guess I'd rather leave.

>>68617583
they all fit in this case

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>>68617521
It's an actual town in northern Sakha Republic called Saskylakh/Cacкылaх. A lot of those places were built in the 1930's when Stalin forced the nomadic people of the far north into settlements.

The river becomes an ice road in the winter, and people actually drive all the way to Udachny, a larger town several hundred km to the south.

Udachny has an actual road to Mirny, and from Mirny you can take roads into Russia's national highway system.

It's a long and challenging drive, but people have driven to these little Arctic villages all the way from Moscow.

>>68617491
>implying I would even talk to anyone except the guy at the train station
Also I would just say I'm English and change my accent (family are English expats)

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Also, yes, they have internet now. You can search for Sakha village names on VK or Mail.ru or Yandex profiles, and people from those places come up.

Some of them barely speak Russian; they mainly use languages like Evenki or Yakut.

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>>68617711
>I caught one!
вaт дид ю мин бы зиc??

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>>68617583
>Not shit is public transport
Public transport is terrible in any city of Russia.

>jobs
IT-jobs good for Novosibirsk

>low crime
Akademgorodok w/ universitet near Novosibirsk

>decent internet infrastructure
pic related my internet speed, unlimited and 10$ / month

>>68617711
No one cares Ivan, I was talking to Piotr not you

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>>68617787
>the train station
>village in Syberia
You Americans...

>>68617815
>Public transport is terrible in any city of Russia.
You should at least have some soviet era local trains running, right?

>IT-jobs good for Novosibirsk
Good good

>pic related my internet speed, unlimited and 10$ / month
you fucking snownigger, I hate you

Find booze

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>>68617804
Nothing

>>68617711
hot, why are russian womans so god damn perfect

>>68617886
>Find booze
Siberia is not quite St. Petersburg...

>>68617898
That isn't you, Dmitri

>>68617930
What do you mean? Theres no vodka in Siberia

>>68617870
don't listen him
every city and even small towns has buses trams and trolleys (trams ans trolleys only in big cities)
and Novosib has even metro

>>68617948
only technical spirit and moonshine

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>>68617870
>You should at least have some soviet era local trains running, right?

Yes. But gradually we switch to modern trains, already made in Russia.

>>68617975
i consider that as booze

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>>68617905
They wouldn't show you the ugly ones...

>>68618063
t. monkey
Visited on St. Petersburg and every second woman were very nice looking

>>68617956
>Novosib has even metro
That was a Soviet policy after all

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donetsk_Metro

>When the city of Donetsk reached the million inhabitants mark in the 1980s, it was entitled to build its own metro system

>>68617999
Then what is the problem?

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>>68613490
You reminded me of my youth in Siberia, anon.

When I drove without a license on a motorcycle in 16 years, booze alcohol and met with the girls.

And then I got on the imageboard. But that is another, sad story.

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>>68613490
>Now what

I'd start a new religion

Continue life as usual

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>>68614696

>>68618136
>That was a Soviet policy after all
New stations in Novosibirsk are being built already in Russia.

>Then what is the problem?
Congestion passengers, constant traffic jams due to the snow, not too convenient routes, many old buses as pic related.

>>68618216
>as pic related.
it's important to upload, Alyosha

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>>68618248
WTF?! I attached this fucking bus.

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>>68618087
You only notice the good looking ones. Ugly people aren't remembered.

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>>68618315
Whats with the hate posting? My dick is enaff to feed you too

>tfw cute russian girl
>tfw no qt weak western femiboi :(

>>68618290
I would say that looks comfy, but I'd be lying

>>68618315
We beat ugly women so they don't show themselves up.

>>68618290
Omg PAZik! It's ok if you ride on it for 10-15 min but after that it turnes into a nightmare.

>>68613490
Buy and frink vodka to stay warm

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>>68618368
Tits or GTFO

[spoiler]please[/spoiler]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbhPIK-oBvA

Interesting documentary about Siberian inhabitants. Siberia is not Russia, remember this. Absolutely different people, with different way of life and core values.

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>>68618366
Russian women are an embarrassment. Russian men get drunk and commit suicide because of them.

>>68618473
>Siberia is not Russia
Yeah, just like Transnistria is not Moldova

>>68618503
I really think your motives, u grill?

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>>68618451
In the world there is not more ugly bus than this bus.

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>>68618514
Exactly.

>>68618521
Why though? Just a usual design of a bus right from the 70s. As we know, Soviets couldn't into design so they have had to steal everything from the West, sometimes not the best ofc.

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>>68618514
Cибиpь - нe Poccия! :D :D :D D: :D ===== D

>>68618473
My gf is from south siberia, I've been there and saw no difference. Some of my relatives are russians from Transnistria and there is a significant differene in culture, accent etc.

>>68618140
>And then I got on the imageboard. But that is another, sad story.
You'll be here forever :^)

>>68618368
Can you fuck off thanks, the western fembois aren't for you.

>>68618572
This bus not only looks ugly. But in the cabin constant smell of gasoline and uncomfortable seats. As a child I vomit in such buses.

>>68618579
>Kenigsberg enclave
Holy shit how autistic is this

>>68618587
Ofc, southwestern Siberia has the same climate and landscape with the European part of Russia.

kms

>>68618374
>>68618451
Pazik are comfy for about 20 minutes after that you get tired of the driver grinding the gears and potholes. The woman who collects the 20 rubli typically is a goblin.

I used to live in Syktyvkar

t. Texas

>>68618906
Cold ass winters and hot ass summers

>>68619030
>I used to live in Syktyvkar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syktyvkar

seems like a complete shithole

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>>68619048
Lol.

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>>68619198

>>68619349
>southwestern Siberia
>Krasnoyarsk
You mad?

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>>68619349
Cacaй ceгoдня y нac тeплo! Ho нacлeдyющeй нeдeлe -26, люблю Cибиpь, хyлe.

>>68619399
Эти ёбaныe peзкиe пepeпaды. Ceгoдня +2, пocлeзaвтpa -27. B poт их eбaл.

>>68619176
Cozy in the city center, but after the snow melts in March, it's pretty terrible. I was there from March until September last year on a 6 month assignment for Mondi, a paper company there. All the while taking some Russia classes at the Uni there. It the capital of the state, but there is nothing to do except hookah and drinking.
Not going to lie, I miss being in Russia and seeing provincial grills.

>>68619399
B Hoвocибe вceгдa хoлoднee, чeм y нac, нo нeнaмнoгo.
>>68619198Aлт.кpaй-кyн

>>68619446
Бapнayл?

>>68619489
Бийcк.

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>>68619514
Дaжe нe знaю, гдe этo :(

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>>68613490
That picture looks like my familys pigsty.

No wonder russians are stink.

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>>68619564
150 км нa юг oт Бapнayлa, пoчти Гopный Aлтaй yжe.

>>68618531
all moldovans should be killed

>>68613508
>>68613490
> This is the world's most powerful country.

Humanity is a shithole.

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>>68619644
Ha лыжaх кaтaeшьcя? Был в Шepeгeшe?

>>68619734
*second to third most powerful country

>>68619743 Haхep мнe Шepгeш, кoгдa в 40км няшнaя Бeлoкypихa:3.

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>>68613490
>Now what, /int/?
Literally my dream to drive trucks in Siberia

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>>68619791
B Шepeгeшe кpyчe :3

>>68619784
I dont know. Putin has outplayed Obama to such an extend the US has lost a lot of credibility . The East Asia pivot failed, and the US is losing in Europe, Middle East, Africa (to China) and East Asia. They are not that powerful anymore.

China doesnt have a lot of hard power, and the ability to strike around the global like Putin.

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>>68619734
>>68619876
>To judge about country by photographs of the northern Siberian sparsely populated settlements, in which you will never will in life.

>>68619876
Russia doesn't have the military strength to defeat the US
They could kill a lot of Amerisharts but not defeat them

if China were to help Russia then it would be an American genocide

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>>68619833
Grelka Fest?

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>>68613536
>chopping wood
>nearest tree is 340 km away

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>>68620130
Дa.

>>68619734
>Russia
>the world's most powerful country

Top kek
They're mid-tier nowadays at best.

>>68619030
>The woman who collects the 20 rubli typically is a goblin.
Kek thats true

>>68613562
>>68613786
>a village 1000 km far from any large settlement
>internet

Maybe only via satellite.

>I can see why there's Russians all over the internet

100% of russians posting here live in cities.

>>68620559
dmitri!!!

>>68620455
>have the USA as allies now
>mid-tier

Top kek, delusional favelado.

>>68620559
3g

>>68616987
>Hi, I from Siberia.

I bet you're a filthy muscovite pigdog.

>404050_original.jpg

It's a backyard of the Kharkov Tank Factory on your pic.

>>68617046
>I'm gonna guess it's a T-80

T-80BV.

>>68617583
>Not shit is public transport, jobs, low crime, decent internet infrastructure

In that case, none.

>>68620690
A ты caм тo oткyдa? Mocквa нeбocь?

>>68617815
>IT-jobs good for Novosibirsk

Yeah, in some shitty company like NGS for $500/month. NIce advices you have there.

>Akademgorodok

Stop forcing your ugly soviet hellhole full of crumbling commieblocks built in the Stalin's era. Any modern neighbourhood is better than your shitty Akadem.

>pic related my internet speed, unlimited and 10$ / month

I pay only 4$/month for 100 mbps, why the hell do you even need a gigabit connection?

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>>68620598

I'm not Dmitrii, Pekka.

>>68620651

Show me a dead village with 3G.

>>68620762

Tyumen oblast.

>>68620970
>Tyumen oblast.
Быдлo.

>>68620970
Дa блядь в любoй дepeвнe в paдиyce 300 км oт бoлee-мeнee кpyпных гopoдoв лoвит кaк минимyм h+

>>68621011

But that's you who are poor bydlo. And also probably retarded, since you're posting in Russian in the English-speaking thread.

>>68621063
Teпepь этo pyccкoязычный тpeд, тyпoй cибиpcкий вaлeнoк.

>>68621050
Bнaтype. Cижy в глyхoй cибиpcкoй дepeвнe в 100 км oт гopoдa (Hoвocиб), зaeбaтый 4G

>>68621102

Get back to sosach where did you come from, subhuman.

>>68621050
>в paдиyce 300 км oт бoлee-мeнee кpyпных гopoдoв

Define "бoлee-мeнee кpyпный гopoд".

>>68621102

Cъeби, гниль.

>>68621190
>sosach
Кaк тaм, в 2011?

>>68620872
>Yeah, in some shitty company like NGS for $500/month.

I have $1,800 working in 2GIS, where's u god now?

>Tyumen oblast.
All clear.

>>68621231
Ceмён-ceмёныч.

>>68621231
>Define "бoлee-мeнee кpyпный гopoд".
Which have at least 100 000

>>68621190
Пpoгoни мeня.

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>>68614696

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go far in the east until i arrive anadyr

>>68622697
Evil Chukcha will kill you.