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cuckada edition
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FOY
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Amerdecans poop yourselves elsewhere s'il vous plait.
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what's kys even mean?
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FIY
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>slow afternoon at work
>tease a workmate by criticising him about something trivial and minor like 'using a tap wrong'
>'Jesus anon, no wonder your girlfriend didn't last'

h-haha, good bantz mate
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tragic thread

hopefully the janny bins it
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>>68611706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuL_euRslTc
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superiority breeds resentment
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>average black/indian/SEA/british asian/middle eastern/amerindian IQ is below 90

How do people justify having multiracial children knowing this??
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what should me and my wife name her son? he's biracial if that helps
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>>68611834
that's really cool that you married outside your race man
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>>68611754
keep yourself safe
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>>68611834
that's really cool that you let your wife fuck a black man, man
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>>68611833
>average Asian iq is higher than European
what's your excuse for not grabbing an oriental qt?
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Lads, it's quarter to five in the morning, i'm hungry as fuck and most places are closed.

Do i take the 20 minute walk to Tesco?
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>>68611829
yeah so does shitposting, leaf fag
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I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
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>>68611833
have you ever even done anything of note with your life? youre no better than the "niggers" you moan about on the internet
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>>68611871

nothing to eat at home?
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>>68611874
why do you do say foing?

english is not my first language
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>>68611872
every post by an American flag is a shitpost
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>>68611879

Why exactly does my question bother you? Is this an argument against what I said? Why do people choose to have unintelligent children with identity dissonance? It is not humane.
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>>68611886
It's just how the word is spelt.
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>>68611870
don't like em. brother loves chinks though
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>>68611887
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>>68611883
There's some porridge and out of date bread in the kitchen but i want something edible.
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trying to choose an anime film to watch tonight
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>>68611904
what is foing mean?
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>get a tinder message
>it's some girl I messaged a month ago, but it turned out she lived too far away and we left it at that
>"bye"

hmmm
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>>68611872
>>68611887
Both of you can fuck off back to /cum/
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>>68611902
>basing your identity off race
sad!
>thinking other races are incapable of intelligence
sad!

the reality is that there are hundreds of millions of brown people that are more intelligent than you, if not billions. just because someone thats never been in a school performs poorly on an IQ test does make them unintelligent.

american immigrants from africa make more money than white americans, but you'll find some way to explain that away you stormweenie
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>>68611908

holy shit this means germany actually lost against brazil in the 2014 wc

really makes you think
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>>68611920
fuck off yanking
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68611937
BEFORE YOU REPLY TO THIS POST, PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO READ THE OP IMAGE
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>>68611932
you should really go back to /fr/, frenchies aren't welcome here
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Now this is real western hemisphere hours.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McQ58nhhpHM
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>>68611965
I am, by God.
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http://is.4chan.org/tv/1481679194368.webm

imagine lads
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>>68611965
Froglads are welcome on /brit/
Easy tiger.
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anyone got a spare vagina
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>>68611908
I live in Ottawa and I never heard of this, but I don't have kids that play soccer. If I was coach of a team that was actually any good I'd tell them to get to five ahead and then spend the rest of the game denying the other team, but wearing them out and fucking with them psychologically as well. Make the other little shits regret the day they ever got into sports.
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>>68611965

>an amerifat telling people who and who can't post in a general for a different country

le world police
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>>68611966
you can tell by the sudden obsession with blacks
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>>68611983
*gets out my tiny white pecker and has a look*
*feels bad*
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wish I owned a factory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEF2erBBVZ4
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>>68612000

OTTAWA MENTIONED

you from here? trying my best to get the fuck out of here
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Jesus Christ
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>>68611937
>>basing your identity off race

Culture, rather than race which begets it often.

>le I don't see color meme

>>>/the_donald/

>the reality is that there are hundreds of millions of brown people that are more intelligent than you, if not billions

Yet the mean IQ of these "brown people" is quite low and these individuals are anomalous to this trend nor does this excuse immigration not based on education or wealth which correlates with IQ nor does it excuse the vast majority of race mixing which is almost certainly not with high IQ "brown people" more than low IQ-ed individuals of those races.

>american immigrants from africa make more money than white americans, but you'll find some way to explain that away you stormweenie

Source? It is likely that only the most intelligent and exceptional individuals of those are the ones who immigrate, but this does not excuse the vast majority of breeding between cultures and races.
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burb
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>/brit/
>no british flags
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>>68612037
see
>>68611706

stop feeding the dumb leafs, we all know they are wrong
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>>68612034
Why? The grass ain't really greener elsewhere.
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Computer, please load up a very 4 srs argument about race right now thanks
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>>68612028
Leaf 'music'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qNiXrSH0t4
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what does any of this thread have to do with british culture?
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>>68612076

you know the murder rate doubled this year?

This town is headed downhill
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>>68612092
not a fan of bleep bloops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFs5nqPX3OA
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>>68612116
im depressed, therefore i am british
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>>68612132
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>>68612116
doing a poo waheey xD
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you all suck arse
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smeg me arse
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>>68612116
heffalump
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what browser do you use?
Opera and Firefucks for me
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My YouTube Front page
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>>68612206
JONG UN!
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>>68612206
>tank top
>winged eyeliner
>shitty necklace
this is definitely not a native north korean as the image is trying to hint at
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>>68612215
firefox because it is the most aesthetic
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>>68612037
You're an american...

I don't blame you for not understanding, but in reality, humans are products of their environments.

>which begets it often.

America is a highly racially polarized society, blacks and hispanics live in disproportionate poverty compared to whites and asians

there are high income black neighbourhoods, they have just completely left behind the the other black people

The ghettos are literal concentration camps...

In white poor areas there are meth heads and the biker gangs and the bikers kill each other and baseheads if they dont pay, and the economy is dead so everyone does meth or heroine.

In poor black areas the CIA flooded handguns and drugs to make them kill each other and also broke up the black panthers which preached black unity and marxism, also killed MLK etc.

basically, you're a dumb fucking basement nazi
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>>68612252
She has really nice teeth
Do you want to intimately brush her teeth, like me?
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>>68612245
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>>68612252
She's a tourist, she doesn't even look Korean. :/
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>>68612260
holy reddit
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6'1 178 with no muscle. am i fat?
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>>68612292
post body
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>>68612277
thailad why are you using a nk poxy, how are you using an nk proxy
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>>68612229

For a while there, my entire youtube recommendations list was comprised of Trump videos.

Now its back to being patrician. I can never get enough of those Supermax prison documentaries.
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>>68612299
shant
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>>68612292
i'm 5'8 191 with no muscle
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>>68612260
>you're a dumb fucking basement nazi
no u
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>>68612279
>da black people brought it upon themselves
>shouldn't have gotten caught in africa dumb niggers
>we treated them good
>why wont they work?

14 million dead black babies and 1 million black men locked inside a cage i bet that makes you happy
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>>68612299
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is korealad actually thailad
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>>68612311
I'm not thailad and this isn't a proxy.

Hope that helps x
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>>68612341
not me but unfortunately I look similar
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>>68612117
You know our murder rate usually varies between 5 and 20 murders a year right? You know most of those are solved every year, right?

Fuck off to America and see how shitty it is. Ottawa is fine.
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Canadians make good punk.
Outdated ideals but sounds good great live, Lads are all 6'5 too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bSMw3jDMm4
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>>68612311
it is
he was banned for posting CP
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>>68612358
>unfortunately
fuck you cunt I'd put you in the fucking ground in seconds
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>>68612381
urm, he was banned for posting something with someone's name in for 'doxx'
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>>68612348
alri kimlad
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>>68612403
alri
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>>68612402
how long is he (definitely not you) banned
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>>68612443
2 weeks, expires on the 22nd..

..he said.
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>>68612403
ex's name is kim, could you not mention her lad?
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>>68612292

Probably not. I'm your height:weight equivalent but I'm super lanky.
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made anotha cuppa T, been doing it the way you lads told me. honestly having a hard time getting it just right though, when EXACTLY do i take the bag out? last 3 cups have either been weak as piss or bitter.
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>guy asks me how big my dick is
>say around 6 inches
>"oh."

well sorry man can't exactly make it get bigger
literally genetics
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>>68612475
BIT GAY LAD
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>>68612475
>girl asks me how big my d*ck is
>i say none of your beeswax
>shes all blah blah family members should keep no secrets
what an irritation!
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>>68612470
Leave the bag in for the time it takes you to go to the fridge to get the milk.
Not stewed then.
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>>68612475
6 is perfectly fine and average
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>>68612475
just say 7 inches

if you're 6 inches nobody is going to know the difference and everyone is a retard when it comes to cock size anyway
every gf i've had thinks my nob is like 9 inches when in reality i'm only nearly 7
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>>68612502
usually get the milk out before the water is done boiling in the electric kettle 2bh
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>>68612502
okay
*dips my ballbag into the cup of tea while reaching for the milk*
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cant even get my dick to work
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>>68612470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2rfHYq2dSE
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>>68612475
his loss,
girth > length
Are you thick, anon?
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>>68611706
Has May actuall done something yet or is the slag still just blowing hot air up the ass of the ukips.
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>>68612460
im more skinnyfat than you whicch is probably what had me wondering.
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>>68612520
Bag in cup
Pour 3/4s from the kettle
fetch the milk from fridge
top up, not too much
fish the bag out with spoon
sorted
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>Mummy May will NEVER blow hot air up your arse
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>>68612537
fuck off thainonce, i'll filter you no matter what flag you use.
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>>68612538
eh I'd say I have an average width

we're hooking up tomorrow so I guess we'll see what he thinks then
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Heard a drunk singing carols whilst walking home from the station

I give it a 7
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>>68612562
rude
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>tfw I'm polite to people I don't care about and torment the people I do

Ah yes very healthy
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>>68612292
Definitely skinnyfat guarantee its all in your belly.
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>a girl will never want to see your willy
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>>68612542

>>68612341 Isn't skinnyfat
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>>68612580
I'll give you 7 mate ;)
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Making noodles lads, do you want some?
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>>68612583
sorry x
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>You've got nothing to live for? Wake up tomorrow and quit your job, travel, lift weights, have sex with beautiful (wo)men, do some drugs, meditate. Love life, there's no reason not to.
hate when non-depressed people try to give advice
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>>68612590
love handles too desu
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>>68612392
Maybe the ground beef you stuff yourself with you stupid fat cow.
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>tfw leaned in to kiss a girls cheeks after shaking her hand and she didnt return the gesture
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>>68612605
Go on then.
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can't sleep again lads

wish I was with the gf right now, always manage to get sleep when she's with me
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>>68612607
t-that's ok..
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>>68612611
>there's no reason not to.
Except for money, of course.
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>>68612616
ummm
sexual harassment much?
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>>68612603
it absolutely is. basically exactly what skinnyfat is
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>>68612616
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>68612611
>bro just be more confident aye
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>>68612622
absolute fucking nonce
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girls can't love girls
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>>68612634
>>68612632
i do it with my family

i had just seen my grandma fuck
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Ah yes, when your alarms remind you of the sleep you Could've had
>>68612623
They're gonna be spicy, is that okay?
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>>68612622
dissapointed this didn't end with a woman in high heels stomping on it
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just did a think
perhaps NK is thailad...
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>>68612633
That's not skinnyfat. Lad hasn't been cutting.
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>>68612633
dumbfuck, back to /fit/ you go
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At the club on a tuesday

Not very lit lads
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>>68612648
are you le kebaqueis? if not then thats a bit gay x
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>>68612631
dude just hitchhike and live in squalor lmao
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>in reality
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>FOY
>heh, that'll show him...
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>>68612677
i live in quebec yes
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>i live in quebec yes
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>>68611887
Robbie Rotten truly is the master of Lazy Town
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>>68612650
>They're gonna be spicy, is that okay?
Spicier the better chap
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want to do a hatpost of this quebec la' but janny is having a spastic fit lately

aha oh well!
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>>68612662
lol what the fuck do you think you are? You barely have any muscle and have a gut and jiggly tits

sorry that you're body looks like shit, but thats the definition of skinnyfat
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>>68612715
>being scared of the janny
gay male
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>>68612721
been 3day b& every time i make a hatpost, not risking it la'
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>>68612622
Why was she just quietly hugging her toy beforehand? I don't understand
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>>68612714
Gonna put a Scotch bonnet in xx
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>>68612712
im fucking dead is that the 15 lmao
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>>68612717
see
>>68612662
and have a think. just because you are skinnyfat yourself doesn't mean everyone is
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Tomorrow (well, today for you lads) is my birthday. Turning the big 2-0.
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>been 3day b& every time i make a hatpost, not risking it la'
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>>68612753
absolute madman
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need a 1g dose of cyanide straight into the gob 2bh lads
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>thread such a trashcan I feel like I'm on pol
Just nut into your own mouths roflmao

If there is a janitor here go ban that disgusting subhuman nigger feces furry on /Carib/ IP ban the nigger
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>work soon
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>>68612766
hope you die yesterday (well, today for you FOY)
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>>68611754
kiss your sister
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>>68612764
I'm not skinnyfat though, you are skinnyfat.

You are soft, what the fuck else do you think you are? You didnt answer. Your whole core and titties are soft as shit. Seriously jiggle those titties for us
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gimmick proposal: reply to every pootorico poster with "haha yeh top stuff"
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Religion is the cancer of society, civilization, and the mind
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>>68612738
girls can have autism too
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>>68612783
wish i had a job. i want money and a reason to leave the house
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>>68612798
haha good one mate
*wanders off and talks to someone cooler*
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>>68612795
Do you shave your chest?
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>>68612795
hahahahahahahahahahaha look at that fucking chest holy shit. and the long shorts to hide your baby legs.
smiling in real life at this fucking post
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>>68612819
yeh see ya later la' aha

*walks back to my VERY large group of friends so we can laugh at you*
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*walking around hoping no one notices i'm lost*
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going to grab a cup of tea since I can't sleep lads
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>>68612811
That's not true
Men get Autism, Women get Cerebral Palsy
Men get Schizophrenia, Women get Bipolar
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*hides in the toilets to avoid talking*
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I'm writing my suicide letter. What should I include/exclude?
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>>68612835
alri doughboy. I never even said I had a good body, I got tons of work to go.

At least Im not skinnyfat in denial with high bodyfat %

are you going to jiggle those tits for us or no? Funny seeing you talk about chest, you have fucking jiggly titties lmao

I objectively have a better body than you
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>when you're skinnyfat and get called out on it so you start doing pushups and situps to flex what little muscle you have because your ego was insulted when they rightfully called you a skinnyfatty on the Mongolian beef forum
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>>68612841
*realize I'm walking in the wrong direction*
*cleverly pull out my phone, look at it for a moment, then turn around*
hah, fooled em
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>>68612803
Christianity is a unifying bulwark against something altogether much worse.
t. Gandhi
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>>68612860
keep us posted
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>>68612795
howling. you can't be serious. definition of a 15 year old curlbro
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>>68612860

Here's a source of inspiration for you
http://abclocal.go.com/three/kabc/kabc/My-Twisted-World.pdf
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>>68612860
include: reasons, why you think you couldn't go on, assure people you like that it wasn't their fault, a shoutout to /brit/
exclude: blame
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>>68612854
both men and women can get all of the things you've listed
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These noodles are very spicy. Who needs coffee when you got a very acute burning sensation in your tongue to your throat?
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>>68612860
turn it into a bollockpost
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>>68612889
>exclude: blame
Literally the best part.
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>>68612889
was looking forward to blame
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>>68612873
which poster are you talking about though?

>>68612882
says the guy with literal fucking tits. do you wear a bra?

Seriously, poke at them and see how much they jiggle. Jiggle that beer gut for us a bit too.
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>>68612907
no need making yourself look petty, they'll all assign themselves blame anyway
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>>68612896
Show me a lick of proof, or I'll make you poof
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>>68612870
whatever makes you feel better about yourself
>>68612882
this
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>>68612788
*lives at least another couple of hours*
Nothing personnel, kid...
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how do the other /5/ lads off themselves? without guns i would think it would be difficult 2bh.
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>>68612884
141 fucking pages

wow
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>>68612766
Happy Birthday, what's on the agenda for the night
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>>68612933
>Samefagging

ugh...fucking brutal. inb4 shitty photoshop proof. its pretty blatant you're the same person.
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>>68612940
I tried to join the army to get access to a gun
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>>68612795
suck in that gut fella haha
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>>68612924
you're already a quitter, and you won't care since you're dead
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>>68612940
well ideally i'd go by inert gas asphyxiation
if i can't ever work out how it works though I will just empty my supply of insulin into my body.
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>>68612341
Alri fatty lmao
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>>68612957
seems like a lot of work, might as well just jump off the NZ/AUS bridge at that point. get a nice trip out of it as well, see the ocean and such.
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>>68612918
not him but you have no room to talk mate. go to sleep tomorrow is a school day
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>>68612930
a quick google search quickly disproves you
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>>68612943
141 pages of pure, fluid poetry, though
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>>68612949
Thanks. Nothing much, will probably write my Dad a letter and buy him dinner (it's also his birthday, he's turning 50).
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>>68612982
>the NZ/AUS bridge
you think we have an international bridge?
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>>68612982
>I made the skinnyfat poster with mantits so self conscious that he started samefag spamming and responding with overcompensating "hhahahahaha"

Almost feel bad. Its clear that I've upset him about his jiggly body. Time to start that cut bud. My chest may be weak, but at least it doesn't fucking jiggle.
>>
>>68612918
This one you fucking disgusting Shaft is the diabetes finally getting to your eyesight fuckwad? >>68612795
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>>68612982
>NZ/Aus Bridge

Are you high?
>>
>>68613001
>>68613018
stop fucking with me thanks xx
>>68613011
dont ever reply to me again you utter spastic.
>>
Will a GP give me a script for benzos since I can't sleep or just recommend natural alternatives?
>>
need a low maintenance gf so i made a farmersonly.com account

will report back as to success and/or failure
>>
>>68612986
what do i google to verify these facts?
>>
>>68613012
I literally have less fat than the other poster lol.
>>
Should I do practical stuff like give access to my computer with passwords and things like my medical records and other records when I off myself?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXqjQhsPVlA
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licking and sucking on a tootsie pop
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>>68613037
I weigh 195 at 5'10 how the fuck am I skinny fat? I'm like 30lb lighter than your skinny ass
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>>68612982
>NZ/Aus Bridge
Ah yes
>>
http://www.city-data.com/forum/world/2031798-why-isnt-there-bridge-australia-new.html
>Location: Austin, TX
screeching. why are americans so bad with geography
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>>68613045
>give access to my computer
not sure what yours is like but I'd prefer to do the opposite
>>
>>68613045
Yeah, you should. But have a think about it first and be sure that you really want to off yourself.
If you really do, sell your personal shit and leave the money beside your note
>>
>>68613070
really not sure what you're getting at.
>>
>>68613066
*heavier
>>
>>68613036
"can girls have autism?"
"can girls have schizophrenia?"
>>
>>68613074
Yeah but you won't care and it'd bring peace to your family (they would think they know everything and everything super sketch can become delete)
>>
>>68613027
Not a chance in hell
He'll put you on prescription sleep aids

If you want benzos you need to tell him you're having panic attacks but you need to make sure to get a GP to do it cause a psych will go all other routes before 'scribing 'zos these days

t. Got very lucky and my GP gave offered me Xanax or Prozac after telling him about my anxiety and I chose the former
>>
>>68613066
you have fucking jiggly fucking tits. please shake them on camera for us.

I dare you to slap them and prove that they dont jiggle hard when you do. Either that or you have a terrible case of gyno

Also, your moles make it pretty clear that your face is probably ugly as fuck.
>>
>>68613045
yes. and close your social media and whatever other autistic sites you use
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Ah yes, atheists, akin to conspiracy theorists at this point
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>>68613066
>195 at 5'10
mate I'm 50lbs lighter at the same height and I'm skinnyfat

you're fucking obese
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>London is closer to Kiev than any major Australian city is to Auckland

ah yes, extreme isolation
>>
>>68613066
That is fat you mong.
>>
>>68613108
I'm already off all social media and deleted all my email accounts and other things.

>>68613074

Don't care if I'm dead bro
>>
Listening to some fashwave lads
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>>68613121
How much is a pint of your favourite beer in your local, in euro or pound preferably
>>
>>68613116
tell that to >>68613107, claims I'm skinnyfat. probably a month long /fit/ browser and all the sudden he is an expert now, throwing around "skinnyfat" at everything
>>
Why doesn't Australia build a bridge to the emerging market of Papau New Guinea?
>>
what are you listening to @/brit/
>>
>>68613138
>Don't care if I'm dead bro
fair enough, I wouldn't bother with any of that stuff then

just cut to the chase really
>>
>>68613152
Fine you're a fat cunt lol, doesn't matter to me. You have jiggly tits
>>
>>68613153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-rv2BQa2OU
>>
>>68613066
Mother fucking nigger I'm 6'3 and that weight would put me at skinnyfat tier
Hahahahahahahshgdhshahahahshdhshahahahahahahahahah nigger
>>
I'm 5'11" 230 lb and would heem the absolute fuck out of anyone here

I'm a competitive powerlifter
>>
>>68613147
like 8 NZD
so around 3.5 pounds
>>
https://np.reddit.com/r/IncelHeaven/comments/5hn5zs/what_animals_pussy_feels_the_closest_to_a_womans/db1fs8y/
>>
>>68613146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-PtcUN3W8M
>>
howling at these yanks arguing about whether the word skinny can be used in conjunction 90kg

>>68613166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB6iYx8Gbmk
>>
>>68613194
an australian was saying on here the other day that dolphin vaginas are better than human.
>>
>>68613187
Is 8 NZD quite a bit to spending in your opinion?
>>
>>68613204
VERY good taste
>>
>>68613135
>>68613171
>>68613204

exactly. the 150lb curl bro is a little on the retarded side
>>
>>68613194
about to throw up reading this thread
>>
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Post your bods buds

http://bodyvisualizer.com/male.html
>>
>>68613217
for drink that lasts me 10 minutes max I guess
>>
>>68613221
So you were arguing with me the whole time that you're actually just fat? Fine, we'll call you fat lmao, doesn't really matter to me.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEX33vAyF5Y
>>
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>Canada
>first world country
Hmmmmmmmm
>>
>>68613194
and redditors cause a huge fuss about us here
desu 4chan is comparatively pretty normal and well adjusted.
>>
Keep seeing articles about millions being accidentally put in people's bank accounts.
I'm hopeful it might happen to me, or you, who knows.

What would be the best way to keep the money and your freedom safe?

Buying as much bitcoin as possible and going to a different country?
>>
>>68613252
>damage control
ah yes, feels good
>>
>>68613166
Currently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4tyDRhU_4
>>
>>68613292
Yes you won the argument, you're a fat fuck lol
>>
can any poopeelanders tell me about welly? have my plane ticket bought, going there for the holidays with my mate.
>>
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>>68613121
surprised desu
>>
>>68613121
>Sydney is closer to Auckland than it is to Perth

Ah yes, extreeeme isolation
>>
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>>68613229
I like how it's predicted my height and weight
exactly
>>
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>>68613262
>>
>>68612633
That's just fat fat silly burger
>>
>>68613309
bender
>>
>>68613326
Isn't that the Inequality-adjusted HDI?
>>
>>68613302
and you're a skinnyfat little curl bro, as we've already established
>>
>>68613309
It's a nice city, it's quite small and compact so it doesn't have ugly sprawl like Auckland or Sydney

>>68613323
Perth seems dire m8
>>
>>68613334
i know u are but what am i aha
>>68613347
thanks la'
never left the states before, so i dont know what to expect.
>>
>>68613345
Im not skinnyfat though. I wasn't the original poster saying I was skinnyfat.

I'm a curlbro sure
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fucking LEAFS
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>>68613342

Wow, its fucking nothing
>>
>>68613354
There may or may not be an earth shattering quake while you're there, Wellington's built right on top of a massive fault line :^)
>>
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lol my cat is sleepin in a funny position
>>
>>68613375
sounds kinda fun aha
>>
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Need an American and Canadian version of this
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>>68612987
In my head, I heard this narrated by Snape from Potter Puppet Pals.
>>
>>68613383
pics phaggot
>>
>>68613357
see
>>68613012

you can't even see your fucking abs and you're like 150lbs lmao
I'm going to be laughing when in a few months I'm 170 shredded while you'll maybe be 155 skinnyfat, kek
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>>68613365

Leaves*
>>
>>68613372
alri den

>>68613383
pic
>>
>>68613365
We've got a behavioural scientist there now. Should give us some clue hopefully.
>>
doing a poo
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>>68613386
yeh I'm from Collapsechurch so I'm used to them
they're alright as long as they're under 6.0
>>
>>68613393
Because one poster said I'm fat I'm skinnyfat?

You dont need visible abs to be fit. I'm just built, all while you're admittedly a fat fuck with no muscle.
>>
All the foliage in this thread lmao
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how much of a runt am i lads haha

lost 10kg over the last year
>>
>>68613392
>>68613398
he moved :-(
>>
>>68613066
>195 at 5'10 is skinnyfat
Jesus christ dude put down the burger and put on some running shoes

I'm 6'4 and 210 and I'm not even quite skinnyfat yet
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>>68613229
>>
>>68613388
All I have is another Australian version

http://sketchtoy.com/67731062
>>
new
>>68613437
>>68613437
>>68613437
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>>68613436
brick shithouse
>>
>>68613431
:'(
>>
>>68613425
whats this
>>
>>68613421
>You dont need visible abs to be fit
never said anything about being fit, I said skinnyfat
>no muscle
howling. I have at least 30% more muscle mass than you, skinnyfat little runt. you can deny it all you want but you know it is true.
>>
>>68613372
>the us beats canada in literally every statistic

can't make this shit up
>>
>>68612987
>http://abclocal.go.com/three/kabc/kabc/My-Twisted-World.pdf
he's a good writer
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