/u/ edition
>>68610688
hockey
Been smoking weed nonstop for the past 3 days
>>68610719
ayy 420 blaze it
/deutsch/
My princess where art thou?
In the 5 minute squad
>>68610688
GAY
This is what I look like
where can I buy a filling soup from? I want the kind that you drink instead of eat with a spoon
>>68610754
Be my bf
>>68610754
At least japs will like you.
>>68610748
>where art thou?
what type of faggot talks like this
>>68610754
didnt know foxes got that fat
>>68610688
Nice thread.
>>68610723
idk tb.h
>>68610727
>power pivot
i don't know what this is but i have a linear algebra erection
>this morning
>25,000 words left on my papers due next week
>tonight
>24,500 of 25,000 words left on my papers due next week
what do
>>68610759
I think that Campbells makes French onion soup but I'm not sure how good it is
African American culture
>>68610766
A pure White Knight of course.
Lesbians are cute!
CUTE!
>>68610783
Just kill yourself already
The neighbors are starting to talk about the smell haha
>>68610780
it's like a more complicated pivot function
>>68610727
worst of all it's for accounting activity based costing, including cumulative totals and percentages for thousands of rows of data. Not difficult but just time consuming
>>68610759
Get a giant egg drop or hot and sour soup from your local Chinese place.
>>68610795
is WSHH and fighting in waffle houses the pinnacle of black culture?
>>68610779
>filename
lel
>>68610815
that's how they found dahmer
>>68610783
and some of theeese, and some of thooose
>>68610833
Yes
>>68610754
A African American of ill-repute?
>>68610840
>>68610815
brb, got to go powerwash the inside of my fridge
>>68610761
No anon, that's forbidden love
Watch Moana
>>68610863
don't forget to use bleach
>I can type ~100 WPM at maximum
>25000/100 = 250
>250M = 4 hours, 10 minutes
Four hours and ten minutes of typing at the fastest speed I can, without thinking at all, or my hands getting tired
>>68610833
Most modern Western music is derived from black spirituals and ragtime, though they tend to only claim hip hop and other nigger music
>>68610877
>that hair detail
>>68610897
shut up nerd
>mom told me that she was becomnig more dissapointed of me
haha thanks mom
>>68610830
my friend used to sysadmin for a small company
they had a hueg database, but it was ms access, and the db server ran on a local P4 machine
at least it's not that
>>68610909
A miracle of animation modern technology desu
>>68610905
>modern
Get WOKE nigga
>>68610929
Honestly have never worked with Access, maybe except once for a project sophomore year. Half the places I applied to for internships asked about experiences with Access over excel and nearly dropped spaghetti.
>>68610926
Nice, now can stay here whenever you want with us.
>>68610958
Wtf I want to kill whitey now
>>68610905
>modern Western music is derived from black spirituals and ragtime
Wow don't let the white folks find out or they will culturally appropriate it. We can't forget about seasoning chicken!
>>68610926
lmao
>>68610982
What the fuck is Goya
>Alan Thicke died
wtf
>>68610977
she say it dead serious though
but its good since I can live to no one expectations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgOwwwlhkD8
Fact: white people are descended from black people
Fact: white people, by existing, are appropriating a black invention
>>68610963
>Half the places I applied to for internships asked about experiences with Access over excel and nearly dropped spaghetti.
It's a gui though. Like, how much experience does someone realistically need to use a gui?
You could say it's a little too [i]accessible[/i].
>>68611003
>What the fuck is Goya
A food company. Adoba is a type of seasoning/marinade. Mostly chipotle. It's what Chipotle uses to make their meats so tasty.
t. employee
fact: opinion
>>68611003
It's a mexican company that sells foodstuffs in the states, and they're pretty decent
>>68610958
YALL WHITE FOLKS BE FRAUDS
>>68611047
Fact: Aryans are descendants from Atlantians that had to evacuate Atlantis.
>>68611065
>>68611071
Weird
>>68611047
>>68611078
>tfw black people so advanced that only their own inventions could destroy them
>>68610783
>25,000 words
What are you writing about, the entire histiry of civilization?
>ywn conquer the new world and get a qt indian waifu
>>68611079
Fact: Iran is a cognate of Aryan
>>68611003
>What the fuck is Goya
No wonder you white people food so uncultured
>>68611113
>QT
>INDIAN
HAHAHA PICK ONE
PIC RELATED THIS IS THE AVERAGE PERUVIAN ""QT""
>>68611078
>>68611113
>>68611123
Bud what are you doing?
>>68610877
Pixar movies feel so lifeless
A lot of things disney does feels the same
>>68611144
the new world indian qt post is a good post though
>>68611123
looks delicious
i see nothing wrong
>>68611103
the list of people who rejected him
>>68611123
Is that chicken even fucking cooked?
>>68611175
its clearly all raw still
>>68611175
It looks raw
>>68611171
>tfw that was my only post quoted
>>68611175
>he eats raw food
>>68611192
>>68611202
>Not eating raw meat
>>68611192
>>68611202
>>68611221
pussies. i bet you would starve in the wild
>>68611028
tell your mom i said hi
>>68611140
she still has all her chiclets. must go to the tribal dentist.
>>68611113
Kill me desu
>>68611054
>mfw
>>68611228
I got some raw meat for you
*unzips pants*
>>68611231
We're not in the wild though so keep being uncivilized and retarded Mr. Grylls.
>>68611228
>>68611231
>eating raw chicken
Dummies
>>68611221
>He doesn't eat his meat the way god intended
>>68611248
Fuck off faggot I bet you suck dick
>>68611253
>Being a pussy
>on an east oriental motion picture forum
>doesn't eat raw meat
>>68611123
hmm
>>68611123
Obviously staged.
Stereotype is things being overcooked because afraid of raw, anyway.
>>68611237
>ywn see this going down the river and make a new race
>>68611262
>the way God intended
>chickens are a man made(bred?) animal
okay but did you fug her?
Cook your meat, buds
>chickens are a man made animal
>>68611242
thank you
i just flew in from cleveland
>raw fish
Acceptable, if its fresh
>raw beef
Did you at least sear the outside? That kills most of the bacteria
>raw chicken
A plastic bag would be a less painful suicide
>>68611305
>chickens are a man made(bred?) animal
you mean a domesticated breed
>>68611335
Do you seriously think that chickens originally looked like that?
>not shock freezing your food to kills bacteria
>eating nonkosher animals that carry parasites
>>68611315
That had to be from a large as fuck animal. I've never seen so many from a human subject. There's usually just a few in humans.
>>68611345
Domesticated is a dumb word
Chickens don't live in your house
https://my.mixtape.moe/awipgd.webm
>>68611353
would rather have a ringworm than toxoplasmosis
>>68611347
yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_junglefowl
>>68611366
>can't potty train chickens
Lmao pajeet
>>68611352
>kosher
you Jew shill
Ayo hol up my niggaz hol up
So u be sayin we wuz kaaaingz n shieeet?
>>68611375
>would rather have a ringworm than toxoplasmosis
Indeed. I forget the procedure to remove the parasites but I remember it being horrifying. Only way to know is to have a proper expensive as fuck stool test.
>>68611347
>He thinks humans created the chicken
Just imagine that bird's powerful beak pecking away at your pathetic little barren baby baubles
>>68611377
That is far too skinny
>>68611386
I honestly just forgot the word while I was typing
>>68610897
Do It while listening to vaporware or something
>>68611399
post egg birbs
>>68611403
at least ringworms don't rewrite your fucking DNA
also why i'll never have a cat
>>68611353
Apparently it came from a guy's colon.
In any case, I think most of us can agree that just one of these things in your ass is one too many
Just imagine that bird's vicious claws tenderizing your tiny tinker tot testis
>>68611431
>>68611415
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Domesticated_Red_Fox#Initial_experimentation
>He's never domesticated a species over the course of two decades
lmao pleb
>>68611454
>chickens can't live with you
>what is a farm?
What is worse, not having your ambition fulfilled (like in solanin) or having no ambitions at all?
>>68611439
A guy from India no doubt
should i make myself coffee or tea, its 1:25 am here
>>68611480
Hot cocoa
This is what chickens ised to look like before humans bred them with the dodo birb
>>68611473
>he lets his chickens live in his house
You must live an exciting life
>>68611432
>>68611439
Literally going to the doctor sometime this week for a checkup just to be sure... Might as well take advantage of these medical benefits from work, right?
This is literally some Aliens tier nuke from fucking orbit shit.
>>68611470
birb
>>68611470
Well of course Russians could domesticate it so quickly, they invented the shrink ray after all
Ayo senpai where da white wimminz at mane im finna get muh dic succed nahmsayin nigguh one hunnit
>>68611490
theres no cocoa
>>68611432
Toxoplasmosis doesn't rewrite your DNA. They can alter gene expression patterns, like a lot of parasites, but they can't change the DNA sequence.
I have some soda and a package of donuts
It is time to jack off and eat and then repeat ad infinitum
>>68611509
Fuck off we're full
>>68611517
>he doesn't drink doughnuts
Pleeb
>>68611512
Hot chocolate then :^)
>>68611546
fuck youy
>>68611518
fuck off alt right !
>>68611516
they're pretty good at writing chemistry, do you think they could write a romcom?
>>68611480
Tea
I'm giving up hope.
Its starting to look like I'll need to make a run to the store for a chaser
fugggggggggggggggggg
>>68611508
they have a metaphorical shrink ray that shrinks self-esteem and the will to remain sober
>>68611480
Coffee
>>68611480
A glass of lukewarm water
>>68611553
Tea then Texas
>>68611586
Why I say, old bean,
I wouldn't
Pip pip and all that best to be off on and my way
Texas? More like TAXES
hahaha
>>68610772
I can't tell if this leaf is an absolute idiot or just another shitposter...
tea it is then
should i make bread?
>>68611649
>>68610754
doggo wan the fishe
Fuk u cum
>>68611649
>nutsack
>dick
>anus
>tonne of worms
>on a blueboard
Someone won't like this...
>>68610754
Wtf I thought cats hated water >:/
>>68611649
>>>/gif/9746532
I don't know what do I want for christmas desu.
How bout you, /cum/?
>>68611655
What type of bread?
>>68611692
I haven't wanted anything tangible for christmas since I was like 16 desu
>>68611648
TIL
people in texas wear pic related on their head
>>68611681
I like to shitpost that when chinks pretend they are humans.
>>68611692
I want to meet my Polish friend but she lives so far away
>>68611649
yummy
>>68611692
Someone to cuddle with desu
>>68611692
a 3ds
>>68611700
marraqueta, I only have butter
>>68611692
gf obviously.
>>68611692
My best present would be to not have to buy presents for anyone else.
I don't know what people like.
>>68611744
r u me?
>>68611692
A higher purpose in life
>>68611708
I didn't even open that rekt thread, I can't stand the ones where something's wrong with their eyes
I wonder what's wrong with him though
>>68611497
nigga are you tarded?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55f242b7d90c6
TayTay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPBwXKgDTdE
how can i make money online? i was thinking of creating an imageboard but its a stupid idea
>>68611731
That doesn't sound too bad
>>68611766
Are you?
>>68611692
Haven't asked for anything in ages.
>>68611779
Depends
Are you a girl?
>>68611692
I want a casino, and more land
>>68611765
>t. Puss
It's like he was living in a pile of garbage or something and just letting himself rot.
>eyes nothing but maggots
>scalp ripped off in places
>teeth rotten
>>68611779
Imageboards don't turn profits
The BF's Christmas present
http://play.typeracer.com/?rt=trchekhovsgnu
Which /cum/ country has the best spellers?
>>68611806
t. Chief Sitting Cuck
>>68611797
Nope
>>68611815
What about a stupidsimple game for smartphones.
>>68611821
It looks like it wants to trap me in a forest and make cookies
>>68611809
It's not my fault
>>68611692
Unironically prefer giving gifts to receiving.
Everyone else is so bad at it.
>>68611692
Money probably, because I don't even remember half the stuff I got last year.
All I remember is that my mother invited my ex to take Christmas pictures and when ever I go to anyone's house I see my ex and I on a fucking Christmas card
>>68611836
Then you're doomed to not make a single cent online
>>68611836
>What about a stupidsimple game for smartphones.
Maybe. It doesn't seem as lucrative as it used to be though
>>68611824
What doesn't kill me makes me stronger, I may have no significance but I have a purpose and I work to achieve my goals or die trying
>>68611844
Gnomes are GOAT
Funfact: The hair is sheep's wool
>>68611821
is that you, shmeb?
a pint of guinness please
>tfw no pale gf
>>68611692
A tower PC
Had a flashback today
>christmas party woth senpai 2 years ago
>kinda sick but oh well
>invite gf at the time
>get horribly sick
>spent most of the party laying my head on her lap
>couldn't even open the gift I was given
Fast forward to now
>tfw family Christmas party
>since my breakup it's been me and best friend playing pool or air hockey while the smol children watch
>thinking about inviting this girl I'm talking to
>realize that would mean I would have to introduce her to family
>realize I would have to split attention between her and best friend
>>68611845
Wrecking scrubs in typeracer lol
>>68611692
to race bajachan
http://play.typeracer.com/?rt=trchekhovsgnu
>>68611692
you ;3
>>68611692
A gf and I KNOW you have extras Mexico.
>>68611948
I'm sorry for being a pussy
>>68611692
I want for my family to be happy, and that includes you guys
Does anybody else watch hentai while posting?
Half of the time I'm posting my dick is in my hand
>>68611968
not a normie sorry
>>68611970
Y-you too
>>68611968
Based on China and India, I'm gonna say red means there are more males
>>68611968
>based saudi
why are these things so FRIKKEN popular now a days?
>>68611702
Well, if you say so.
>>68611711
Maybe soon, but not today.
>>68611723
Cute.
>>68611731
Not bad. Super mario maker for 3ds is pretty decent desu.
>>68611735
Go for it as much as you can.
>>68611744
I know that sucks. Can confirm this.
>>68611761
Good luck with it.
>>68611794
Since when? and why?
>>68611806
>and more land
Why don't you ask USA for montana or alaska?
>>68611848
It feels good when you give gifts to other people 2bh.
>>68611852
Money is also a good option, probably the best one imo.
>>68611928
PC master race perhaps?
>>68611953
I suck at typing desu.
>>68611967
>>68611970
Y-you too
>>68612047
I mean I had a rabbits foot when I was a kid
Do you not believe in luck anon?
>be me
>have high school ptsd moment
>remember that my religious parents let me and gfs be alone in rooms
Lmao
>>68612072
but these arent even feet. theyre just balls
this one costs 160 dollars
https://www.shopbop.com/bubble-keyring-pon-furla/vp/v=1/1560828077.htm?currencyCode=USD&extid=SE_froogle_SC_usa&cvosrc=cse.google.FURLA30314&cvo_campaign=SB_Google_USD&s_kwcid=AL!3510!3!{creative}!{matchtype}!{placement}!{network}!!{keyword}&ef_id=WDpUCAAAAYzCiSrB:20161214045722:s
>>68612079
>high school ptsd moment
What, wetting your pants?
>>68612080
>$160
It's just like fuckin pet rocks innit?
>>68612053
>I suck at typing
That just makes the idea of typeracing you even hotter.
Destroying bajachan's fingers as she tries to keep up... "Please America-san, please slow down! I can't keep up with this *gasp* pace! Ah! Don't move your fingers like that America-san!"
Slowing your typing speed would slow down as you move to pleasure yourself, while I finish writing the random quote. You will be on the floor masturbating, imagining my nimble fingers working you over, while I move on to type another randomly selected Communist Manifesto passage.
Hnnngnngngng i'm spent
>>68612053
>Why don't you ask USA for montana or alaska?
no
>>68612053
>replies to every post except mine
>>68612053
>Why don't you ask USA for montana or alaska?
I wasn't really being all that serious about more land, it's just going back into society while preserving culture
A casino would be nice though
>>68612102
I think you need to stop posting and go to bed
>>68612101
I should've just said flashback whatevs breh
Lol spell "icup"
>>68612154
i miss fitz
his new channel isn't the same
>>68612053
Yea, it feels great.
Especially when you know it's something they'll really like.
>>68611968
>>68612114
Here (you) go, honey.
>>68612125
>A casino would be nice though
I'm not a big fan of spending money at casinos, but it still interesting to see at least for once.
>>68612102
>>68612176
i c u p
>>68612102
>someone typed all that and hit post
>>68612176
i
cee
u
pee
wait what the fuck
need a movie to watch /cum/ any suggestions?
>>68612102
>>68612102
Wew.
>>68612218
Dredd
What are you looking for?
>>68612218
ur mums sex tape
>>68612102
bit lewd
Reminder that Montanans are tsundere to Dakotans
>>68612218
Get the Gringo
>>68612102
>>68612240
Even minnesotans are, lel.
>>68612240
>>68612230
Westerns are good
>>68612233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvFcURVQCi0
TURN YOUR VOLUME UP BEAN
>>68612102
Thank you, USA.
Seriously...
>>68612258
Minnesotans are tsundere to North Dakotans
They appreciate their South Dakotan neighbors
>>68612273
Interstate relations?
r8 add suggest like and subscribe
>>68612185
>honey
t-thanks
Goodnight
>>68612276
You know what you need to watch
https://youtu.be/_ZHEu7HusG4
>>68612241
Mel is the last good director in hollywood. shame he was blacklisted for so long.
>>68612285
We were always buds
>>68612295
don't include the hun
>>68612285
not even gonna dignify that with response
>>68612218
The Good the Bad and the Ugly is essential /cum/core.
It even shows a kot in a hat
>>68612281
So can I post this again?
I wish anime girls were real, I one inside my wigwam
>>68612185
I wouldn't spend money at casinos either, receiving some percentage of profit would be beneficial, I do feel sorry though for the people who think they will win it big and end up losing a fortune
>>68612325
nope. reported
>>68612295
Make the grills Britain, France, Spain etc. Delet Germany
>>68612281
mommy spank me
>>68612281
T- thanks. Y- you too.
>>68612314
But you just responded
I think someone wants some attention...
>>68612310
My Dad is moving to St. Paul, so maybe sometime next winter I could spring on over and take a better tour of the Twin Cities?
>>68612352
There's only one or two Bong posters and they don't post regularly
>>68612306
I'd recommend Apocalypto as well.
>>68612306
If you want a good Mel movie watch payback
who drinkin?
>>68612302
>>68612321
Shame the Italians don't make good westerns anymore
>>68612373
That's why /int/ is getting enriched by big strong /cum/ flags.
CUM PLASTER THIS BLACK MOTHA VOL.5
>>68612353
I'm not your mother though.
>>68612389
i drank
>>68612367
man you're gonna hate it here in the winter
>>68612389
water.
>tfw baja chan is the leader of some cult and all the anons are falling for it.
I warned you. you guys are going to get jonestown'd.
>>68612325
talk abut lewd
>>68612410
If I were to say Baja's name in person I would say "BahaChan". But in my mind "BadjaChan" sounds better
Goodnight /cum/
>>68612410
I always say Baha-Chan in my head
>>68612447
night chile
>>68612447
hasta manana puto
AFRICA
>>68612447
Goodnight Ned
>>68612432
Hey, I like your idea...not.
>>68612447
goodnight chile
>>68612410
>tfw the 4% is 4chan users
>>68612463
butthole of the world desu
>>68612390
It is a shame. I always enjoy watching westerns with my grandpa
>>68612447
Goodnight Tejas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlhwKixtW08
I KNOW WHAT TO GET MEXICO FOR CHRISTMAS
>>68612463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvFcURVQCi0
>>68612478
>Mexico ''favorable''
?? ??
>>68612478
>tfw I love canada
It's not that I hate you. You just have mastered the art of shitposting. I actually admire that, even though it triggers me endlessly.
Keep doing you, leaf.
I wanna impreggo a qt girl tbdesu
>>68612478
>Mexico
>favorable
pick one.
>>68612492
>pinche sweater in the desert
Every fucking time
It's already 12 30 wtf
>>68612478
Canadians on /cum/ aren't too bad
>>68612498
Most people don't mind Mexico itself. I think that the 41% is people who didn't read the question and went straight into "They took our jerbs" mode
>>68612447
sweet dreams
Offret
>>68612498
>>68612522
Seems to me like Mexico hates Mexico more than anyone else.
>>68612478
>North Korea
>9% favorable
what
>>68612498
>>68612522
i like mexico. it's probably comfy down there this time of year
>>68612549
this was meant for
>>68612218
>>68612551
>Murricans don't know North from South
What do you think
>>68612420
I can't hate it more than I already do
Hey at least then I could actually trust the weatherman
>It will snow on tuesday
>Doesn't snow, 40 degrees
>Next day is a high of 1 degree, not including windchill and icey rain
>>68612498
>>68612498
>55% favourable
Are you forgetting that CHI's, timeshare owners and White guilt all act in your favour?
>>68612473
You are right. too children of the corn.
>>68612549
are you going to hit that?
>>68612551
That's a lot of commies if you think about your large population 2bh
>>68612513
how impreggo would she get?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViHENVBVbUg
>/cum/
>>68612577
Yeah it's of least 3 commies
dont know who the girl getting fucked should be tho
>>68612594
>One of them is actually Canadian
>>68612624
Oh yeah, Martin short. Someone should make a three amigos pic with flags 2bh
>>68612620
Janny
>>68612620
California
>>68612620
make it "/int/"
Also very lewd.
new thread where
>>68612620
Footkraut
>>68612588
Absolutely terrible fetish
>>68612620
What am I exactly doing?
>>68612641
>>68612665
Trying to keep your lust contained
>>68612665
Flicking the bean, so to say
>>68612680
>>68612478
>The Palestinian Authority
oy vey
>>68612665
Not sharing more nudes, that's what you're doing
Get to it.
>>68612665
>Embarressed Bajachan not understanding anything actually lewd and needing sex/masturbation to be explained
Time to add this to my bajachan fetish folder.
>>68612620
Puerto Rico
>>68612641
this
>>68612522
It's now gonna be official, fuck it.
YOU ARE NOW THE DICTATOR OF /cum/!
What do you wish to do, your majesty?