/brit/

>>68589770
absolute crumpet

>brexit succeeds
>trump elected

where did everything go so right?

fuck the bees t b h

>>68589811
2020 When Corbyn crushes the establishment

>>68589811
Political agitators on social media.

>>68589773
>nigger song
>woman is the nigger of the world
>rock 'n' roll nigger

Don't tons of people live in the trump tower? How do they protect trump in there? Just saw a video of an elevator opening behind him, who knows who could've came out.

Worried for my trumpy boy desu

rate my Vinnie Jones impression

ROIGHT

>>68589811
lefties are trying to stop brexit lad you need to help us

>>68589848
Secret Service?

>>68589782
https://twitter.com/cspan/status/808688358578786304

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Er strafe es!

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>bankers and oil barons put into positions of political power
>le swamp is drained

>>68589861
no one is trying to stop brexit

people born into wealth are bags of shit rude cunts

>>68589865
Throughout the entire building? Do they clear everyone out of their rooms to do security?

Its easier in the white house where no one lives but the president. But hes living in a place where 100's of random people are sleeping.

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would enjoy the company of a female desu (that wasn't a relative)

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50mg of codeine straight up the jacksie lads

>>68589811
fake news

>>68589868
>friends for a long time


mental

>>68589871
The "swamp" is career politicians with no real world experience.

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>>68589811
>>68589861

>>68589848
looks like they had metal detectors where you came in and I read an article that they have set up a massive concrete wall in front of trump tower to stop car bombs and there is a no fly zone and anyone within 5000 meters of trump tower will be shot down

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THE BUST IS COMING BACK

>>68589683
did kanye not go full madman and kim wants to divorce him? what the fuck

rate my life plan

>get married
>raise two children, one girl and one boy
>girl goes to UCLan to study Hair Design while boy goes to Cambridge to study Complex Nuclear Physics and Astromathematics

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This is the most talented, greatest athlete in Britain

And guess what? He's half polish half Irish. Diversity is our strength, open our borders now.

*sings The Liberty Song*

Balding Donald Trump taking dollars from y'all

>>68589872
no, only the highest court in the land full of judges who are being paid backhanders by the EU parliament

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Is he a Rorksheed?

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average trump voter

>>68589957
>polish

disregarded

>>68589848
Trump is making the New York taxpayer pay millions in dollars for his security

>>68589946
he went deep into the wormhole

he is subscribed to infowars

>>68589987
IIRC he said at a concert that he didn't vote but if he did it would have been for Trump

>>68589972
The supreme court is not trying to stop brexit

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>Vardy scores first, final score is 2-1 to Leicester
r8

imagine being a celebrity like kanye

they probably see the general public as irritating useless insects

>>68589934
only the democratic ones though

republicans ones are fine obviously

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>>68590060

>Been chatting to a girl for the past two weeks
>Always think she's being flirty
>She ends up messaging me at 5am on nights out, invites me to library with her etc.
>Coming up to talk to her today
>Overhear her talking about getting with a guy who she likes who it turns out has a girlfriend

Like being back at school lads, the emotional gut punch. Always astound myself with my autism and inability to read a situation.

>failed my UCLan Interview

Well, there goes my childhood dream.

Babysitting my cousin
>"accidentally" brushed my hand against her pussy and she squirmed a little

>>68590048
are you implying that we aren't irritating useless insects?

>>68589987
Just trying to extend his career

Literally said nothing about Trump until after he won and then it was "I backed Trump" and so on

just injaculated

If all Mussies were like Turks, I wouldn't have problem with the religion

>>68589811
media only covering two candidates

>posting something
>mum comes in
>close tab
>forget what I was posting

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>>68590110

>>68590074
She probably still likes you, it's not like you're even seeing each other yet. Worth pursuing, sounds like you'll never make a move though

>>68589992

I've always wondered what his heritage is. If he was skinny he'd also be uggo, so why bother?

>>68590074
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/we-now-date-six-people-at-once-study-claims-dating-a7443186.html

people don't just like one person m8

>>68590084
Need you chemically castrated sunshine

>>68590088
to be fair, he didn't say he backed trump

he just said that the people have spoken and the mainstream narrative got proven wrong

this probably won't help his career (see: billy blackballed/redpilled corgan)

>>68590092
You've clearly met secular Turks, not nutjob Muslim ones.

>>68590125
definitely part southern euro
greek or something

>>68590140
a truly great mind

>>68590140
creasing

why is kanye so quiet? he acts weird

what is the GOAT chicken seasoning

I want to say cajun spices

ah yes.. now i see

>>68590148
He said he would have voted Trump to bring racism into the open

>>68590193
autism

>>68590195
fajita

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ila-hAUXR5U
comfy video

>>68590193
ass burgers

>>68590092
Stop funding ISIS

>>68590193
he's a legit autist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxI

>>68589811
>being proud of getting an edgy populist into office
Kill yourself my man.

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Genuinely really like Kanye west as a person, he's a great lad

When my sisters put on that kardashian SHITE Kanye is the voice of reason and pragmatism

>>68590150

It's true, I've only met ex-mussie Turks in my uni. The Turkish language is beautiful, kinda wish that was what all humans spoke

>'chicken seasoning'

Found the plebs

>New research suggests that in recent decades green plants have ramped up photosynthesis in response to rising carbon dioxide levels, soaking up more of the heat-trapping greenhouse gases and slowing the rate of global warming

so what, climate change is good now?

>>68590256
>genuinely enjoy being hated by minorities for being white

ah yes

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>when people ask me what my interests are

>>68589921
this fake news meme is the biggest crybaby bullshit ive ever seen.

>w-what w-w-w-we lost!?! something must be wrong here, because clearly we are objectively correct and if anyone disagrees they must be getting false information. Better have Cuckerberg go on a journalism witch hunt

>>68589811
shame we lost Austria but you can never rely on krauts

>>68589987
Why did he dye his hair like that?

>>68590193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocCYI7aJ9aw

he cant sing

>>68590254
Crazy that Mike Meyers was still relevant in 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fchC0Dscm9I

Doing a Tuesday afternoon singsong lads.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DRIfmsuRjH

>>68590331
had to cover up the scars from taking out the implants (((they))) put in

>>68590330
>krauts

foy, it's huns in england

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>>68589861
ard ther LEfdies tryin stob bREGsit? ahhahaaaa

>>68589770
bees are dying so what haha

>>68590331
To look like Trumps coiffure

poetry it rhymes

>>68590356
love this gimmick

>>68590282
increased CO2 levels in the atmosphere mean more photosynthesis and more plants yes

that doesnt make it "good" however as it's not very good for our lungs, as well as the greenhouse effect and running out of fossil fuels

>>68590259
literally what has he ever said, I don't remember him being a genius of our times

>>68590282
How could you draw that conclusion? Spaz desu.

>>68590352
thought that was only in Ireland?

>>68590401
literally myself

>>68590349
obama had loads of weird scars on his head back then

>>68590116
>sounds like you'll never make a move though

Probably not desu, might go out tonight after all though

Maybe blind drunk and with other stuff I might work up the confidence.

Ended up drunk in the pub the other week ago and talked to my dad about it. The other day he jokingly made it a condition of him giving me a lift back home from uni that I ask her for drinks, but she's got a flight home tomorrow night anyway.

>>68590401
Who the fuck makes these? Truly woeful.

Listening to a bit of Jesus walks by Kanye while lifting

He's a good devout Catholic too

what if climate change isn't real? what will we do with all the green renewable energy and clean air?

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what do women smell like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTfYYRGTB3g

>>68590401
>garlic bread memes
you have to go back

>>68590466
whichever man they were just violated by

>>68590466
fish

>>68590452
Go out tonight and kiss her tbqh

>>68590466
Bag of sand

>>68590459
Uhh no he's not honey xx

>>68590487
back where?

>>68590282
>plants like CO2
in other news, water is still wet

>tfw oldest person ITT
>tfw neet
want to die

>>68590466
Generally really good, not sure how.

>>68590512
age

Why do lasses on facebook share the cringiest shite memes about garlic bread and chicken nuggets? Also why do the deadest tings share memes and tweet about ignoring boys, having a sugardaddy, having bare lads on the go etc

>>68590526
53

turned off my proxy

>>68590493
Was gonna try and go in for it on Friday but she told me I couldn't dance and smelled of cigarettes and being in a comedown I headed home to listen to moody tunes

>>68590537
why do you think?

Done fuck all at work today

>>68590537
Philosophical thoughts from the inner workings of an urban east London negroes mind

Fascinating

>Hour since taking quarter
>Still don't feel anything

Must have wrung out the old sponge already

how long do I need to prep for driving theory test?

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>memes about garlic bread and chicken nuggets

>>68590524
Pheramones

>train has stopped moving

Fucking CUNTS, how difficult is it to run a railway?

>>68590563
hhmmm that wasn't very nice

>>68590579
Not on, I'm ringing into the call centre to tell them about this

>>68590550
prove it granddad

why do loser white guys find themselves attracted to east asian women?

Really need an escort

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>Boaty McBoatface

>>68590627
>hhmmm that wasn't very nice
Was jokingly I think but I was in a bad place and took it v v v v v v v v v v v v serious

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>>68590537
>when they share image macros about them being psycho and stabbing you up if you talk to another woman
What the fuck

>>68590638
they're submissive and lack womanly features so there's less to be scared of

>>68590638
im attracted to anything attractive. that includes east asian women.

you gay mate?

aisha >> sara >>> POWERGAP >>> Rosie

>>68590665
haha get it they're crazy but self aware about the crazy haha lol funny meme

>>68590638
They tend to be a bit more demure culturally and so intimidate them less

>Females are often choosy when deciding to mate with a male and chemical communication ensures that they find a high-quality mate that satisfies their reproduction needs.

Lads if you weren't born with the right pheromones you're not getting laid

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>>68590671
someone had a thread for an attractive women map the other day. I made this one. Don't find east asians attractive at all

>>68590618
Thought those weren't actually noticeable smells? I mean they smell nicely perfumed, think it's shampoo/moisturiser/perfume etc.

>tfw an ex smelled better than any other girls have

>>68590720
ireland BTFO

>>68590715

Women can smell betaness, virginity and depression

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Have been gone for a few weeks, what did I miss lads?

>>68590704
>demure
so, more feminine?
hmmm i wonder why someone might find that attractive hmm really makes you think lol

need a hairy greek gf NOW

>>68590715
Pheromones can be synthesised.

And large amounts of money produce the most alluring ones, so even people born unlucky just need to be rich

Suddenly feeling it lads

Why the fuck did I take this alone in my flat?

Want to chat

>>68590744
Should I shower then?

>>68590742
>red hair
>freckles

no thanks

>>68590786
Yes, then empty a can of Lynx Africa onto yourself

just manipulate a woman then you wont need pheremones

>>68590792
what a giant pleb you are

>>68590748
Demure isn't necessarily feminine m8

Always preferred outgoing/extraverted/assertive girls tbqh

>>68590627
what line are you on? i'm scheduled for victoria to london on saturday.dreading it

>>68590812
>not being attracted to an even, smooth complexion

to each his own, I suppose

going out on the pull tonight then lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOlEPTG_zKM#t=21s

best girl, they said....

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>mfw 100% serbian heritage

Why the fuck couldn't I be Irish or Italian

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>>68590926
No because I have no mates and generally don't leave the house unless it's for food or drink

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>munching some chocolate fingers
>thought I had eaten them all
>lift up the packet
>it's heavy...
>pull back the cardboard a bit more
>there's a bunch stuck at the very back of the box
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

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>>68590977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4sqMNHZxjI

>hating on based serbian heritage

>finish toffeefees
>feel empty
>check for more
>SECOND LAYER

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>>68590977
hm

>>68591008
Choon

https://youtu.be/KWolj22pDs0

>>68591001
you may have found the holy grail of chocolate fingers

>>68590792
thats about 10 percent of the pop at most

think with your feet, dance with your mind

>>68591008

None of my friends can even find Serbia on a map

Lads is there anywhere in the UK where I can buy microwaveable burger meats?

This is of utmost importance. I live in the UK but I haven't been able to find them in any supermarket, it would really improve my quality of life if I could find it.

>being afraid to let hair grow on your face because hipsters and "numales" do it

why so insecure. some hair on your face doesnt dictate what kind of person you are. or maybe thats why you're so scared, because having facial hair would make you completely indistinguishable from your average "numale"

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>>68591001
iktf

why is serbia so fuckin based?

>>68591052
M U H
H E R I T A G E

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>>68591175
>tfw too left feet to think with my feet

Got a new gimmick where every comment I write online is in the format of one of Trump's tweets (e.g. writing 'Sad!' at the end). Enjoying it so far desu, think everyone should give it a go.

>>68591197
I'd be surprised if they could tell if Europe was a country or continent lad.

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>>68591150
does the media just glorify them?

I've never been to ireland

>>68591206
rustlers you pillock

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>>68591222
Shaved for the first time in months yesterday, don't like the babyface look tbqh

>>68591206
rustlers m8

@68591255
foy

>>68591270
me in the last pic

*sniffs air*
think i shat meself

post choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcroTw04i-w

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what city is the neopolitan of britain

>>68591334
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=k-on+playlist

>>68591355
bet she has a proper snatch

>>68591334
>tfw georgey best mc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TDPRZ8zD64

don't think i'll ever understand the people who try to hate Kanye when they've never listened to an album or even a song, he's without a doubt the greatest artist of this century (so far)
Definitely earned the right to think he's a God when so far his discography backs it, 8 classics

>>68591272
>>68591278
That's not what I want though, I want just the meat. Ideally a pack of 5 or more burger meats. In Finland I can buy a pack of like 8 for 1€.

copped my jumper for xmas jumper day on friday :)

£12 from ASDA, will post a pic of me in it on friday x

>>68591410
literal madman

>out of e-juice
cold turkey starts now
grim

>>68591410
>he's without a doubt the greatest artist of this century
Who is Skrillex

>>68591334
Want to know why fans of grime always say 'a tune' rather than 'a song' ?

because that shite isn't music.

>>68591364
Viennetta

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>>68591334

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWtZ8fPDeas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKYYAbGpw6A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWMNEiq9l7o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m9VdVoWWrs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZP2Uk9vlxY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAM8WA9LeD4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpNUqNe0U5g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-MSfd2S7lo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kge3RKLn5RU

>>68591206
>I live in the UK
>Finland flag
seen you say this a few times
what is this gimmick?

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GRITTY BEAVER

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>E-juice

Just have a fag you gimp

>>68591364
Dunno but Glasgow's probably got the most Italians after London - all the chippies and ice cream shops there are Italian.

In terms of character like Naples probably Liverpool for being a grimey port, although it has none of the romance

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>>68591334
I can't take white people rapping seriously (bar Eminem)

Especially English white rappers, they all look and sound like massive chavs

>>68591472
good lad

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>The finns quality of life would be improved greatly by a simple microwaveable burger

Ahahahhahaha I'm fucking howling, Finns are so weird

>>68591550
but she knows you're a weak beta orbiter so will shit all over you.

>>68591447
every album has redefined the genre and is always 2-4 years ahead, no one can compete

@68591462
not worth the (You)

>>68591531
talking raw bollocks

>>68591553
>bar Eminem
the only exception

pretty mental that the best rapper is white even though virtually every other one is black

kind makes you wonder about the whole master race business

>>68591553
devlin went to shit after bud sweat and beers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu4Mr2oGwPw

>>68591568
You don't get it do you. The meat is the only thing microwaved, everything else is fresh. Takes minutes to prepare and tastes really damn good, better than most things I can cook. As a student it would be really good if I can find them.

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>>68591609
>Eminem
>best rapper

>>68591410
marketing did a number on you dint they

>>68591617
just microwave normal burgers you fucking idiot

>>68591609
ye except he's not the best

turns out finland are bigger runts than us when it comes to food

who the fuck would want a big pack of microwaveable burgers, disgusting.

>>68591633
>drake
that lad is an utter gimp mate

his tunes are properly cack as well

>>68591493
Well I live in the UK for uni but during holidays I come to Finland. You must have a good memory.

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>>68591609
>Eminem
>best rapper

>>68591663
much better to hear Eminem do fart noises

>>68591550
found her bfs tinder?

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>Little needle dicked grimeboiis trying to compete with real rap
>Little limp wristed angsty middle class soft cunts saying Eminem is the greatest rapper

https://youtu.be/HpQmFfdYFzY

BAKA

>>68591665
>You must have a good memory
ummmm no sweetie it's just called anglo genetics x

the last 10 years or so of Eminem's career make him pretty iredeemable

http://sketchtoy.com/67729232

>>68589869
Why Perth? There is nothing there.

>>68591674
>>68591653
>>68591633
'sheeds in denial

>>68591531

Bedford is the city with the most Italians for some reason

>>68591704
he only ever had 1 good album

>>68591637
I've been a fan since College Dropout, I don't think I've seen any marketing for him in the UK before he married Kim

>>68591696
not trying to compete with real rap
grime isn't rap

ghetts would still bodybag any yank pussyole in a clash though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUEzsguHKO8

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>tfw i'm from the future but /brit/ wont believe me

>>68591643
I don't like the taste of normal burgers, I like the processed style ones that you get at McDonalds for instance. Those sort of ones I can buy in a large number in Finland for cheap. Every time I fry burger meat it ends up tasting shit.

>>68591739
Infinite?

could eat a fucking horse lads I'm absolutely hank marvin

>>68591722
andre 3000 is better

>>68591739
MMLP, SSLP, Eminem Show and Relapse are some of the GOAT rap albums made

>>68591429
god thats depressing

>>68591052
jesus christ the "muh heritage" americans actually exist.

Considering saying racist things like "'ello guvna!" "fish n chips" "spot of tea, mate?" and "cor blimey!"

>>68591742
Just doesn't have the kind of flow I like, sounds like he's just trying to spit out as many words as possible, no prose or flow tbH

>>68591764
Encore

>>68591762
learn to cook then you bellsniff

feel like I'm on /r/music

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>>68591792
>and Relapse

>>68591762
runtillating post

>runts arguing which runt can say "nigger" the best into a microphone
hmm

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>tfw to intelligent to eat fresh meat

>>68591828
still a very good album, the weakest of the 4 but at least it isn't Recovery

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>>68591792
>and Relapse

>>68591816
lol

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*does a listen*

ah yes, very good

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>>68591792
>and Relapse

>>68591792
>and Relapse
nonce
even encore was better than that
MMLP and SSLP are both top 10 albums easily though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy_u7OI5Euo
Best grime song incoming

>>68591834
>>68591820
>>68591793
>>68591660
Yeah that's nice and all but can anyone actually HELP me in my quest?

There's like a dozen different supermarkets in the UK, surely what I seek exists somewhere.

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>and Relapse

>>68591840
t. triggered rorke

>>68591891
hello 2015 stormzy era mong

>>68591892
go to tesco and ask to be pointed to the microwave meat section

Listening to Swedish radio

>>68591892
just get some burgers and fry them

>>68591900
you thought this post was funny, didn't you? posting your little fedoras? you think you're a fucking comedian or something? sitting behind your computer with your little men in hats images, posting them to all and sundry. your days are numbered kiddo, i WILL find you

loli is my fav

>>68591334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHrLN0togjw

>>68591951
none

had enough of this thread

message me when the next one starts

>he doesn't boil his burgers

I don't hate Trump voters. I feel sorry for them.

Embarrassingly naive. Easily duped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG1gmTKVyRQ

Actually love you lads

/brit/'s the only thing I still keep coming back to the chan for. Probably bad in that it reinforces fetishizing sadness, but you lads have helped me through a few tough times.

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>you thought this post was funny, didn't you? posting your little fedoras? you think you're a fucking comedian or something? sitting behind your computer with your little men in hats images, posting them to all and sundry. your days are numbered kiddo, i WILL find you

eminem is the best rhymer and arguably lyricist, but nowhere near the best rapper

>>68591985
foy

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>you thought this post was funny, didn't you? posting your little fedoras? you think you're a fucking comedian or something? sitting behind your computer with your little men in hats images, posting them to all and sundry. your days are numbered kiddo, i WILL find you

nigger music is shit even if whites make it

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>I don't hate Trump voters. I feel sorry for them.
>Embarrassingly naive. Easily duped.

How long's it been since you last had sex lads? I think it's about 4 years here, and genuinely wouldn't be surprised if I didn't have sex again desu (or, at least, not with a non-prostitute).

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>>you thought this post was funny, didn't you? posting your little fedoras? you think you're a fucking comedian or something? sitting behind your computer with your little men in hats images, posting them to all and sundry. your days are numbered kiddo, i WILL find you

>>68591980
>implying anyone gave a shit about his stances
literally just rorkes chooisng the funny meme man over the woman, and bitter virgins wanting to be different to their peers

steamed hams for dinner boys

"Fuck Hillary, she's paid off by all the CEOS and just does their bidding." Proceeds to cut out the middle man and just put those CEOS in power themselves.

>>68592028
last time was Sunday night

>>68592026
what kind of shit boring music do you listen to lmao

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Post Junes

>>68592028
nearly 3 years lol

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>>68592028
Last week, but had a dry spell of two years up until that

>>68592026
good post

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>>68592028
Never

>>68592049
i thought u said steamed clans

>>68592060
lowercase

>>68591928
Tesco seemed like my best bet but unfortunately I live in a city that only has Tesco expresses surprisingly.

>>68592067
who

>>68592028
with someone who isn't a prostitute, 2 years

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>All these white people talking about rap

Lmao shut the fuck up. I don't come in here talking about country and U2 nigga.

>>68592078
>>68592080
>>68592028
>going without sex for years
literally why

it's piss easy to get a shag

>>68592107
if any where's gonna have microwave meat it's an express

can tell you haven't been here long

>>68591992
no surprise that this dumb fuck is a leaf, there's nothing else involved in rapping other than the rhymes and the lyrics, if you mean his beats bring him down then thats him as a musician not a rapper

non-whites need to be put in camps

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>i live in finland

Who would have thought the most progressive member of Trump's cabinet would be the head of Exxon. He's the only one who believes in man made climate change.

>>68592147
>whites need to be put in camps
this

>>68592123
It's not easy when youre no good at talking bollocks

>It's a "my dad's yelling at my mum and brings up my NEETness and she tries to defend me even though she knows he's right" episode

>>68592123
After getting dumped in a shitty way, I told myself I wouldn't go back to one-night stands and that the next time I slept with someone, it would mean something. Not met a girl I clicked with since then really. Considering re-evaluating my position desu.

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>>68592123

>>68592093
this

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>i live outside yorkshire

doing a think lads

ancestors used to have plantations and traded jungle apes
i've always had shitty luck and so has the rest of the family

is the family cursed? hmm does make you ponder

>>68592123
would appreciate it if you never reply to me again

>>68592157
nobody gives a fucking shit

>>68592157
Trump believes in it though. He even met Al Gore.

>>68592117
you have to remember this is a normie general, and normies like whatever they're told to like which at the moment is rap/hip hop/grime/whatever they call it this week
within a year or 2 they'd move on to whatever's gonna be popular next

business idea: import foreign dogs and sell them at a premium to british people to replace their aging pug population

>>68592191
pay reparation whiteboi

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>>68592169
agreed

>>68592191
i wonder (((who))) causes your bad luck

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>you have to remember this is a normie general, and normies like whatever they're told to like which at the moment is rap/hip hop/grime/whatever they call it this week
>within a year or 2 they'd move on to whatever's gonna be popular next

>>68592147
t. trump voter

>>68592137
I wouldn't call 9 years not very long, but it's been over various periods throughout my life.