/brit/

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cara

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>tfw you accidentally see your appearance

>Lefties supporting the jihad rebels and believing the news about genocide

baffled, beyond saving imo

Cant believe i go on the same website as wankers that consume media like this

https://youtu.be/J7dIZmHiEoQ

>>68584615
theres something wrong with me for sure but I'm not sure what

>tfw no tea or coffe to drink

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>>68584769
Come to Zone promise of no kebab

>>68584782
alri gay lad

>>68584779
>go to doctor
>tell him what's happening
>???
>you might get better

unfortunately woke up today

>>68584776
haha good movie lad

>>68584823
better luck next time

Evening Coooooooooooommissioner

going to bed wish me luck

>>68584793
no u

>>68584639
trump's made it pretty obvious he's planning to establish his own media to circumvent the MSM which will never give him fair treatment. liberals will run out of steam after a while and things will settle

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>Group photo where everyone looks good but you

>>68584684
got an appointment for my depression today

should i mention my suicidal thoughts? what am i in for?

dont want to get locked up

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Kek. Dickhead Dave Beckham getting absolutely fucking ruined over his faggy kids

>>68584870
*pulls your duvet off you as soon as you've gotten comfy*

>>68584896
>summer
>using a doona

>>68584894
how so

Why is society so against the idea of suicide?

Its almost like they need you here for some reason we arent aware of

Doing a sleep

Mind if I count you lads to fall asleep haha

>>68584914
Fuck off, Dave

>been working hard non-stop since 8:30am, had to skip breakfast to make it in on time because it's an hours walk to work andi got my hours pushed back to 8:30-5:30
>finally sit down to eat my sandwich
>boss comes in "what the fuck do you think you're doing"
>hands me a stack of work to do before 3pm

ah yes

>>68584920
you goys need to be out there earning money for mr noseburg

What's this youth in Asia business all about? Illegal suicide by doctor??

>>68584945
grow some bollocks la

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>>68584921
*stares are you intently*

>>68584920
they need their little worker bees silly goy

also there's a shattering of the glass that comes with suicide. suddenly their delusions about how good life is are ruined.

>>68584945
eat the sandwich at your desk you melt

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>brits

>>68584907

imagine spending every waking minute of your life obsessing over race and ethnicity

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That's the first time a police man/woman/officer has ever been rude to me.
Granted they'd probably been there since 9 this morning, but that's no reason to forego professionalism.

The was a collision on a side street I use every day and the police were ushering traffic through, then it came to my turn to get out and she tells me to get off my bike and walk it to the pavement. I asked why and she said "because you'll cause an accident". I said I want to turn left to get out, like the dozen cars before me just had, and then her colleague comes and tells me to "stop being stupid" and get off the bike before I cause an accident.

I didn't have time to process why they wanted me to move, so I just spun it around and fucked off .

Shall be issuing a complain to the lancashire constabulary.

>>68585046
>mulattos are the best looking
i reckon if you go to south america the average person looks like a holocaust victim

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2016 has been a good year lads, proud of myself tbqh

>>68585109
yes YES !!!! YES !!!!!!! YESSSS!!!!!!!

>>68584979
no

>>68585012
take off your irish proxy collin you fat bastard

>>68585124
why

>>68585127
jojo reference?

you could go your entire life without knowing the song you like the most

how does that make you feel

>>68585116
>I was a dick in a high pressure situation and it's the people who were trying to help's fault
might aswell save them the space in their deleted emails folder

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>>68585178
kind of froggy

>>68585178
dont care

This was on at the market
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ
What was the last song you heard at the market?

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>current year + 1
>being a christfag
what kind of self respecting white man worships a jew?

>>68585178
i follow pitchfork very closely so theres no chance that will happen

*checks my hairline*

ah yes

>>68585269
what hairline

>its nearly 2017
>graduated school in 2011
>if anything i've regressed
hmm

>>68585180
I was not rude to anybody, I didn't call anybody stupid, I was one vehicle in a long line of vehicles. I wanted to get out of there asap and let them do their job, but they had to act like infants.

Even if you're having a really shitty day, it's no excuse to be rude to somebody.

>>68585277
this one

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>>68585236

>>68585286
>>68585286
yes this, I asked my parents if they ever felt a lull in energy or excitement and my age and they said no

grim

>>68585325
sound like lying cunts

>>68585236
he might have been a jew but he managed to single handedly piss off every other jew in existence by not playing into their ideas of world domination and for showing forgiveness to the roman occupiers in judea

>>68585362
they weren't living in a literal depression

>>68585362
dont call my parents that or i'll be in my right mind to clip your ears boy

>>68585388
are we?

>>68584945
wagie

uni has finished and i have regressed into a person that stays in bed until 2pm then just loads up football manager and /brit/

it was all going so well like 4 days ago

I'm glad night time is cooler than day time

>>68585419
>>68585388
Niall Ferguson reckons we're stagnating as per Adam Smith's definition

I reckon he's about right *nods*

whenever I want to bitch about Muslims I just say Sunni supremacists
it's not wrong

>>68585450
I understood every word, but don't know what they mean when placed together like that

>>68585419
we are here

<2% growth per year over the past ten years

>>68585388
>implying we're living in a literal feeling a bit sad

i'm so hungry, i just want some hot coffee a cream pie and a bf to cuddle. am i asking for too much? why do i have to suffer in this world? ;-;

have never penetrated a vagina with my penis (or indeed any other appendage)

>>68585493
>a cream pie
lewd

>>68585465
your problem not mine

>tfw have to wagecuck for 50 bucks per month and this is considered above average in my cunt

reckon australia would be chinese if it weren't for the british

when do you realise what you want to do for the REST of your life?

>>68585562
nah their exploration during that time was shockingly low from memory

probs some other Euro country

>>68585579
when you do it once and it's alri

>>68585562
nah the chinese weren't evil colonial pig dogs like white people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBkz7yGsGY4

>>68585579
hahahahaha

but enough joking

i just want something to work hard at tbf

confession: i read zombie bums from uranus without first reading the day my bum went psycho

>>68585584
the dutch and the portuguese both passed on us
maybe the french would have when they were getting desperate for relevance

think I've become jaded to blue-board (You)s
red-board (You)s look so exotic

where do i see myself in 5 years?
underground of course, or in an urn, don't have any preferences

>>68585603
can't hear ya katie, can ya speak up

>>68585590
Tell that to their neighbouring countries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkaPpwOhr8Y
this must be way more sad than they intended

>>68585625
>tfw read deltora quest 3 before deltora quest 2
i'm s-sorry

>>68585629
Um I always use the tomorrow theme so I wouldn't know sweetie xx

>>68585562
would defo have been french or possibly dutch

it would be a third world shithole today because brits were the only ones who knew how to colonise properly

Okay but set aside the laconic sarcasm for a moment
Where do you WANT to be in 5 years? Realistically.

>>68585628
the dutch and portos touched down here long before proper mapping and colonial trade ports were considered highly profitable though

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Step 1 to making the oneitis my gf is complete lads

hmmm starting to think uni wasnt a great idea

i mean im in a good place with oppurtunities if i apply myself but im not sure its what i actually wanted

wish i had become a joiner or carpenter and learnt a valuable skill, then i could move to snowdonia and build my own log cabin and spend my time sanding wood and bezzing around the mountains with my dog

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oh boy oh boy

the gf just broke up with me because of tinder, if i find the cretin who initiated this, heads will roll

>>68585672
Spanish would have ben interesting, in the sense that it would be interesting to see if Fernando Martinez would stick his dick in an abo girl like he did every other native woman he encountered

wonder what part of Italy Luca's parents are from

probably.... the south!!!!!! rofl

hmm, maybe NOT such a fan of nu-dog.
Left him alone for ten minutes and he emptied all the potted plants in the house

>>68585721
>snowdonia

the nicest part of wales

>>68585689
super rich celebrity adored by millions or dead
no inbetween

>>68585689
up my arse

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oh boy oh boy oh boy

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we don't appreciate the 'chon enough sometimes toobh

wish to get hacked by a sexy lad, lads.

>>68585774
Atelier Sophie la?

>>68585693
explain, full backstory

>>68585792
delete this image mate

>>68585762
yes

>>68585689
financially successful but still a miserable loner

>>68585783
ill appreciate it when i don't get banned for 3 days for ""off-topic posting""
>implying this subreddit has a topic

>>68585783
i like aww subreddit.

post slags

>>68585792
me on the right, u on the left
>>68585693
what is onetis?

my mate fancies you

>>68585817
haven't been banned in ages, i have gotten a lot of warnings for shitposting lately though, which is fair enough really

>>68585870
umm sorry i dont really like him that way :/

this Russian is a bit of a fruit if you ask me

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>>68585853

400 years ago brits come over to america. some of them (probably northerners) decide they wanna inbreed, so they isolate themselves.

the result is a very antiquated accent. how does this sound to you? to me it sounds very strange, can't really understand a word or two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIZgw09CG9E
(skip to 0:33 if impatient)
desu it sounds like a really thick british accent to me.

been giving the new gf short shrift lately lads

she's not even why I'm feeling like a moody bitter cunt.

>>68585693
>jake

doxxed

Lads, how do I deal with being so fucking attractive?

>on campus early
>get to a study area first
>relatively big for a non-library study area, about 10 or so 4 person tables
>sit down and begin reading
>another girl comes in
>its just me and her
>pay her no attention, barely acknowledge she is even there
>she sits in the table infront of me
>directly facing me

This kind of shit always happens to me lads

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>Just found out the amazing Randi is gay
What the fuck lads
Is nothing sacred anymore?

>>68585795
Saw her bf on tinder through this social app you can use (he was just doing it as a "piss take").

Told on him anonymously with a screenshot sent to her e-mail. Acted surprised when she found out, she broke up with him as I told her hes probably cheating

>>68585899
LMAO, kinda sounds likes the Cornish accent.

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Me and the ex-gf traveling to Tahoe a year back

why do you always take their side

>>68585944
Snitches get stitches

>>68585896
that's a slig, you canteloupe

>>68585944
if you did it anon why did you say "because of me?"
either way good work anon i hope you get to penetrate her soon

>>68585962
As in Lake Tahoe? Comfy place desu, good skiing too.

>>68585932
all atheists are gay
zero exceptions

>All the countries that thrived in ancient times are now shitholes
really makes me think

>>68585999
because i told her hes probably cheating

>>68585841
all russians should be killed

>>68586023
mongolia might be my favourite one. how do you go from that empire to being completely irrelevant

I'm so so sorry

>>68586070
thanks

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>watched gattaca in high school for english class
>thought it was a decent movie
>watching it now years later
>mfw all the themes and emotional scenes make me sad because i can relate to them on a more mature level

>>68586034
oh cool
now post pics

>>68586070
I forgive you.

>threaten to kill myself
>ex gf thinks it's a joke

ha ha :^)

we'll see love

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just turned the lights on the local Christmas tree

>>68586023
civilizations rise and fall

in three thousand years, the same situation will play out here

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Lads.

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>>68586070
sorry for what?

>>68586090
wish i had someone to threaten my suicide with

>>68585899
they definitely have the same bur to their accent that people here in the west country do. A lot of sailors were from there (it's always the pirate accent in films) so it makes sense

>>68585899
>wanna inbreed
tenner bet they're from east anglia

>>68586052
They were never going to last because they expanded way too much. They were also about to shit stomp Europe but thankfully their leader died and they went allllll the way back for his funeral. I wonder what the world would be like now if they didn't turn back.

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>>68585853

>>68586070
goodnight

>>68586188
grim

Having a wank, realized something

http://www.strawpoll.me/11867008
http://www.strawpoll.me/11867008
http://www.strawpoll.me/11867008

>>68586109
Crazy to think how europe were just a bunch of hunter gatherers for so long as well

>>68586135
*slaps you with 6 fingered hand*

>>68586188

>Communists from twitter

>>68585927
Reply to this post

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>tfw to inteeligent to fall for commies

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>>68586205
dont bully

>>68586188
unironically have an uglier nose than her
want her to bear my children, just to see what sort of pinnochio creature we could creature

is there any way to induce cancer or something like that that will kill me so it doesn't look like a suicide

>>68586222
t. a really awkward position in which you are hoping to fuck but the girl doesnt really mind just cuddling

so that's it?

I really want to be a qt girl.

FOY

>tfw have to avoid getting snap chat because youll add that girl from wotk and end up cheating.on your wife.

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>>68586253

>>68586268
>iphone
>commie flag in background
Why don't they get that fairtrade phone the co-op does?

>>68586282
Go hiking and fall to your death

>>68586268
She has the profile of Charles II of Spain

>>68586295
snapchat is gay mate

>>68586282
chernobyl/fukushima might do the trick

>>68586268
geniunely creased viewing this image

>>68586295
FONT

/brit demographic survey/

1. are you ginger
2. are you virgin

>>68586188
>tfw find her attractive.
My life needs.to.end.

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>>68586268
good lord

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>>68586268
>that nose

An hour and a half until my exam

Didnt sleep all night

Eyelids feel very heavy

>tfw when you get home from a long day at work and lay on the couch
>your qt petite gf comes and lays with you
>she smells nice and is soft
>the weight of the world is off your shoulders

feel bad for anyone thats never experienced this desu

>>68586290
are you the twink croat?

>>68586334
1. no
2. yes

>>68586334
1. no
2. no

>>68586334
yes
yes

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now for molyneux to abandon his identity to become a nomad and move to india under the name "alexander" to create a loyal army of followers that would jump on a sword at the flick of his wrist

>>68586213
also crazy how germanic tribes managed to defeat the might of the western roman empire

weird to think about how rome was actually sacked in 410 AD, after having completely dominated for hundreds of years

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>>68586314

>>68586268
her profile is that of those Easter Island carvings

>>68586343
it's a strong Roman nose pajeet

>>68586314
did a howl at this post

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>>68586277
>>68586306
>>68586314
>>68586331
>>68586337
>>68586343
>>68586382
STOP IT RIGHT NOW

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>>68586351
you will regret causing me this feel, yank

wouldn't mind having a gf (male)

>>68586386
hooting

>>68586188
what an actual fucking hound

crying shame she has such a cracking body

would NOT appreciate being seen in public with that lads

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>>68586334
no, but people have asked if im meant to be ginger because of how ludicrously pale i am
yes

I'm tempted to go to a tanning salon in order to try attain a nice golden skin glow, but i'm concerned i'll just out red and look just as worse as i do now.

>>68586373
Roman forces were too much about muh tactics so got dicked by brute force tbqh

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>>68586403
woof

>>68586403
literally 'inbreeding and shallow gene pool: the person'

>>68586351
do u bone

>>68586208
looks like we have a tie. think i will vote for real thoughts because when a girl talks dirty to me i always assume its some kind of prank

>>68586268
the ooter on this thing

>>68586386
bit too strong methinks

>>68586403
unironically want to breed with her desu
>tfw no comfy sitcom based upon you and her annoying the hell out of each other during the day but fuck like rabbits at night

>go to any arctic monkeys video
>full of tumblrinas and spics

ruined

I wonder how my GF's parents would feel about me if they knew I've pissed on their daughter's face before

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_village

oh, sorry, don't mind me, just looking up my town on wikipedia

you know

I think rosy might actually be slightly inbred

>>68586334
no
no

>>68586351
iktf

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>>68586507
me punching a leaf

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>when you were such good colonialists that they want you to come back

how did other empires even compete

Lads im fucking serious

I dont think im good looking by any means but somehow i attract women

It's ruining my life given i havent had sex with any of them

>>68586494
havent met my gfs parents yet. will probably have fucked her by then. What the fuck do you even say? theyre probably sizing me up as some kind of horny kid who sees their daughter as a cumsock

>>68586542
mate

don't try on your appearance

dont wear any aftershaves

wear shit clothes

don't wash

its simple

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pay up piggies

>>68586554
just be yourself lad

>tfw you're one of the people for whom "being yourself" works

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>>68586581

>>68586432
Pretty much wrong, muh tactics thrashed boudica and the germans for hundreds of years prior. There was just too much infighting, they also burnt themselves out fighting the Sassanids (it also wore out the Sassanids so they got BTFO by Muslims soon after), and the empire had been stretched out too far which is why it eventually seperated into two halves. The Eastern Roman Empire (soon Byzantium) did alright whereas the Western one got overrun from all sides.

>>68584920
basically just cognitive dissonance. you killing yourself breaks their fantasy view of the world. they don't want to believe that some people don't want to be a part of it

>>68586581
i posted that image of her and now man feels bad u know

>>68586581
>that filename
mewling

>>68586432
also the germanics knew the land, and they had the advantage in the battle of teutoberg forest in 9 AD because they all hid in the forest and as usual the romans just went muh tacticts and marched into the forest in rows and because there was no proper path, the line stretched between 15km and 20km so when the germanics attacked, they just rained down javelins on the romans whose shields were waterlogged and too heavy to carry around in the dark forest (also it was raining and apparently that meant the romans couldnt use their bows because the water fucked the string up or something)

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4chan neckbeards stalking me again..

gah get a life you freaks!

>>68585178
darude - sandstorm

>>68586636
that chin's been taking the creatine and making the gains like

sara made her twitter profile private lads

reckon we got to her 2bh

>>68586594
I have mutiple selves, indeed don't we all, constructed by our interactions with the situation in which we find ourselves. How to choose the self? In today's post-morality world, who can say?

Whores irritate me so much

Ffs don't know why I even care

>>68586665
old news

she was tweeting about 4chan (/brit/) as well, was mental

all of the commieslags have

>>68586636

sara looks like charles the 2nd too lads

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>>68586665
>the superior goff commie still up

attractiveness is 3/4 confidence lads

how to build confidence?

>>68586554


I like her dad, we watch baseball games together. She has also licked my butthole and kissed her dad the same day

>>68586713
testosterone

>>68586713
dunno but for me my confidence shot up this year
honestly no idea why but now im very comfortable just talking to randoms

making an arrangement

>>68586713
the other 1/4 is looking good enough to be confident

>>68586713
Set yourself challenging yet reasonable goals then achieve those goals.

>>68586730
how to build testosterone?

>>68586718
christ
people are vile

>>68586713
Having a large dick, being handsome, being intelligent, being wealthy

>>68586635
Water fucks up the string by making it less elastic when waterlogged so it fires like shit. It's why Brits won Agincourt because they took the strings off when it was raining, as opposed to the French.
>>68586713
It's half and half looks and confidence, the confidence being built up by positive feedback from women. So to be confident you need to be attractive in the first place or deluded

>>68586718
Living the dream

MY dream is to take my anorexic gf to mcdonalds 3 times a day til she is about 100lbs fatter then meet her parents and be like, yeah I guess its me who's responsible for your daughter getting porker

>>68586713
b urself ;-)

>>68586718
pissing on her face is a bit grim mate

>>68586757
wank but don't cum

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WE ARE NUMBER ONE HEY

>>68586744
good idea

>>68586743
I believe I am therefore I am

>>68586782
me on the right

>>68586757
do a lot of exercise with large muscle groups, a good example is the muscle groups of the legs
so lift weights

>>68586782
i dont get why this was turned into a meme

goodbye Mr A

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*rollerskates towards you*

Wahey!

NIGGER FUCK CUNT

>>68586814
hilarity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko9UgxRxN20&t=73s

plus the guy has pancreatic cancer and that's a bad thing

>>68586757
Tren, zinc supplements, lifting weights, and testosterone shots from a doctor (if he lets you have them), fatty meat. It also helps to not be fat, the more bodyfat = more estrogen production, another thing to cut out is non-organic meat because the animals get pumped with estrogen.

>>68586844
*pretends not to notice you*

>>68586846
hardly no one survives that shit

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>go to coop to pick up dindins
>get given a voucher for a free rich fruit christmas pudding
>will be spending christmas by myself

Why do they rub it in, lads?

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am i attractive lads

>>68586759

I mean, she took a bathed after.

>>68586775

it was her idea, and we were in the shower

>>68586713
>attractiveness is 3/4 confidence lads
youre delusional if an ugly manlet can just b himself and get any sort of non obese fanny
hell need to compensate by having extreme amounts of other attractive qualities and even then it's mostly gold diggers and shallow cunts after you

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Am I attractive lads

>>68586903
but meme magic

>>68586928
yea

>>68586928
no

>>68586916
Just be happy you got something for free and man the fuck up.

>>68586961
>>68586966
heh, aussies saying "yea no"

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Am I attractive lads

>>68586928
>jutting your chin out like a retard to hide your wear chin

runt

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am i attractive lads

more rosy

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>he doesn't already have something planned with the lads for new years

>>68586953
i heard that in canada you can't get real baked beans without chunks of meat or other bullshit mixed in with it, is that true?

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am I attractive lads

>>68586928
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You might as well show your eyes, eye area is the most important part of any face

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am i attractive lads

>>68586953
yes

>>68587005
Baked your mums bean with my chunk of meat mate

>>68586982
look like a spotty anime character

>>68587018
no sorry

Just found out there's a Korean Top Gear

>>68587046
please delete this thanks

genuinely worried i might have a breakdown in the group interview tomorrow. i haven't interacted with strangers in over a year

>>68586119
Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially if it's got good size y'know.

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>>68586981
literally a terrible habit that I can't shake

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Am I attractive lads

jordan reply to me on facebook

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rip pepe

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am i attractive lads :3

>>68586953
Jaw too wide, chin too narrow, chin too short I guess as well. Eyes are probably a bit too big but eyebrows hair and skin are very good. You're still above average mind

>>68587090
would probably survive a car crash
top genes lad

Dr. Pavel, I'm NYPD

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>tfw /brit/ turns your misery into a gimmcik

>>68587074
what's it for?

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>>68587027

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>Labour MP Ben Bradshaw thinks it is almost certain that Russia interfered with the EU referendum

>>68587128
what's up with that chin lmao

>>68587135
Are Ben

t. Exeter

>>68587074
you'll do fine mate
*whispers quietly to the lads*
he's fucked

>>68587127
retail.

need a qt gf to cuddle

>>68587103
replied xx

>>68587150
he has an overbite but is trying to hide it for the picture

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>>68587128
alri Lord Farquaad

>>68587135
Russia handles it's interests and nobody can stop them

Recently read about all the Chechens they've been assassinating in Turkey

>>68587128
Yeah 7-8/10, good colouring of skin and hair.

>>68587174
nah I don't but I do exert it and idk why

a friend does it sometimes too

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>tfw you're distantly related to kev and it's always been weird to see /brit/ talk about him

had raspberry sprite today

>>68587128
is this the self-styled ed?

>>68587128
good job looking casual while forcing your chin out from its hiding place

>Labour MP Dilbagh Patel thinks it is almost certain that Russia interfered with the results of The Great British Bake Off

>>68587201
you don't have any friends

>>68587210
fucking eedjit