/brit/

Justice for 'lim edition

>>68580529

>god bless england

aw thanks finland :)

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/12/woman-reckons-her-washing-machine-sounds-like-danny-dyer-saying-come-on-then-6317402/

Howling

>>68580553
erm sweetie...

fucking M6 roadworks what the actual fuck

>>68580563
screeching fucking scousers what are they like WHAT ARE THEY LIKE!

walkedoutofa3hourexamafter1hour anon here

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Ave, true to Caesar.

If global warming is real then why is it raining outside? checkmate

>>68580521
it's fucking warm out for december tbf

>>68580554
wow he is redpilled

>>68580596
cheeky ncr ranger on the far left

>>68580554
tell him he's a misogynist

>>68580598
>GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL HURRR
>more ice in Northern ice caps than ever before
>coldest winter ever
>apparently we are doing less than ever before compared to our emissions

hmm

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>>68580554

ARE 'LIM
ARE 'LIM ARE 'LIM ARE 'LIM
AAARE 'LIM

>>68580554
who is this person and why do I care

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eaten a lot of apples lads

>>68580598
the correct term is "climate change" sweetie xxoo

forgot to put cheese on my beans

they're too cold now and the cheese won't melt

>>68580521
Finally, it has been too warm.

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>>68580654
>doesn't know 'bout the 'lim

'Lim 2020

>>68580657
remember you posting about this the other day

going to tell your bobss

need to buy a cooking thermometer so i can start sous-vide-ing food.

>>68580689
pls don't tell my bobs

downloading fxfactory

>leaf who originally started bashing 'Lim is now jumping on the bandwagon after realising we prefer 'Lim to some bitter shut-in twat
fucking hell you're unsaveable

Outrageous that this final is worth 60%

>>68580678
did this happen last night

i wasn't around after the commie slags shitposting tyday

Alim is the successful and popular bizzaro ribena

do you think the canadian lad is only posting this stuff becuase he's butthurt that his gf got 'LIM'D

Can't heem the 'lim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfsioHOv0hs

The LibDems will unironically be the official opposition after the next general election

>Syrian pro-government forces have been entering homes in eastern Aleppo and killing those inside, including women and children, the UN says.

>The UN's human rights office said it had reliable evidence that in four areas 82 civilians were shot on sight.


ahh yes very good

>>68580629
>>more ice in Northern ice caps than ever before
>>coldest winter ever
>>apparently we are doing less than ever before compared to our emissions


yeah except none of this is remotely true

>>68580737
>LibDem
>LiDem
>Liem
>Lim

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>>68580720
Paki twat

>>68580737
You might be right.

Depends how well they play their cards for seats.

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>tfw one of the few people in the UK who thinks winter is the best season

>>68580752
why do you keep posting here?

literally nobody likes you

Apparently "Alim" is one of the names of Allah in Arabic, meaning "all-knowing".

I thought Muslims weren't allowed to do that without adding something to make it clear they're not calling themselves God?

i.e. Allah = forbidden, but Abdallah = Servant of Allah is allowed

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Advice to live by

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9twdCybx-s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9twdCybx-s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9twdCybx-s

Reminder if you aren't British you're a JF and you need to leave this thread

>>68580752
sorry, *bitter shut-in paki twat
explains why you hate Indians

>scottish transgender friend is starting their transitioning today

ah yes

>>68580746
By ever I should say I meant in my own lifetime, the other two are absolutely true. The first one is irrefutable fact.

>Right wing and well off
Tories
>Left wing and struggling
Labour
>Left wing and well off
Lib Dems
>Right wing and struggling
UKIP

>>68580793
its all starting to make sense

>>68580732
he seems like a nice lad

much prefer him to a certain leaf poster

>>68580799
that's cool and all but you should inform them that unfortunately they'll always be scottish

>>68580770
Me too mate. x

Going to watch LoTR and Non Non Biyori over christmas this year desu.

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>tfw been watching videos of Queen Elizabeth II for the past 2 days

how can one Queen be so based?

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*rolls into this thread*

Alri?

>>68580806
what about radical centrists who are radically average?

>>68580781
'lim doesn't play by allah's rules

>cowardly syrians fleeing their country rather than fighting for it
>wonder why the rest of the world doesn't give a shit about them

>>68580806
>Left wing and off your head
greens

leave alim alone, you canadian autist

>>68580806
me at the top (as per usual)

>>68580728
Literally just a leaf trying to spam his shitty gimmick. Tried to make us hate Alim and when we didn't he's trying to make Alim cool.

>>68580846
Plaid Cymru

>>68580852
fuck off bacon butty racist twat

>>68580851
ah yes they should totally give their lives to fight for an artificial country drawn up by us and the french a literal century ago

hmm

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>>68580836
>how can one Queen be so based?

She has a lot of practice.

>tfw the random obscure countries on this map are all her subjects

>>68580846
they vote purely on whichever party has the best policies at the time. they dont subscribe to primitive and divisive party tribalism.

>Global Warming is real even though the world is getting colder and we're heading into another Ice Age
Lmfao the balls on these liars.

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Business idea: for every inch you want in height you will trade with the inches of your penis; and for every inch of your penis you want, you will trade with your height.

Example: 5'10 guy who has 6 inch willy but wants 7 inch willy will receive his extra willy inch but coming from his height making him 5'9 but with 7 inch willy. and vice versa.

what do YOU lads want with my service? height bigger but smaller willy? or bigger willy but smaller height?

remember, the more inches you take off one, you add to the other.

Just received this from an unknown number

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcY9l3lHKWE&

I don't understand why anyone would deny climate change. Do these runts believe all scientists are actually behind a massive conspiracy of some kind? It's basically universally agreed by anyone who knows about it. It's about as theoretically sound as gravity.

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sitting beside 3 lads on the train with bjg yank accents even though they're irish
would HEEM any of them easily.
Does this happen in England where people get these dumb fucking yank accents?

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>all these privileged london cunts moaning about the trains expecting the rest of the uk to give a shit about them

>>68580678
>>68580724
>>68580752
Get the fuck out of this thread you retarded cunt.

>>68580889
because they have an economic interest in denying it

that's simply it

>>68580889
it's normal for humans to disagree on things despite given evidence
let it be

>>68580884
>the arctic will have no ice by 2013 - t. al gore

Yeah, thanks science teacher for showing me 'an inconvenient truth' in class and acting superior to all the schoolkids, turns out you were a lying faggot

teachers are terrible people

*gets annoyed by you*

>>68580875
It's their home. If they don't care about it, why should we?

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>>68580899
>privileged

alri

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>>68580884

>>68580921
ah yes just "let it be"

>>68580896
everyone i know has a yank accent lol

>>68580877
Truly amazng

God Save the Queen

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>>68580851

>>68580886
what a stupidly long-winded and reddity way to ask that question

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>>68580836
>There is a small but ever growing chance that Queen Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God Queen of this Realm and of Her other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith shall pass within my lifetime

scratching the ol' balls

Watched imperium last night
pure unadulterated anti white propaganda
Not even like American history x where it shows a person with legitimate concerns but is misguided, its just pure one sided jewry

>>68580896
Yes, generally more intelligent and upper classes who are cultured begin to move away from regional accents

>>68580925
Teachers are biased as fuck mate.

>>68580935
No true leaf.

>female friend comes to the conclusion that being a girl is life on easy mode
>breaks down crying when she realises her and all women have collectively been cunts

well she is on her period...

>it's basically universally agreed
no it's not

besides, even the fucking scientists who believe in climate change have stated that we can't predict the climate because it's a chaotic non-linear process

>>68580909
Hilarious that people like you exist.

As long as it has a British flag, you will do whatever it tells you.

Creasing at the cringiness of you

>>68580961
we should do a cytube stream tbf

>>68580806
>Left wing and struggling
A disgustingly large amount of Labour voters are champagne socialists

>>68580973
explain

this interests me

>>68580950
Spotted a paki

i'm redpill lvl 3 and i can tell you with certainty that climate change is a hoax

>>68580870
champagne socialist

>>68580886
Why did you have to write an example and then further explain yourself at the end? What part of that question would anyone struggling with.

>>68581002
ERM bit discriminatory that i'm phoning the police RIGHT NOW

>>68580886
5'11 with 6 inch so I can't feasibly change anything at all

>>68580977
>Because they cannot predict the exact date or decade our land will flood and displace hundreds of millions of people I don't really care must be entirely false

I'd rather be an English sparkling wine socialist

>>68580988
yeah let's do a cytube stream tonight
would be banter

>>68580973
I'm sure that happened mate

>>68581001
im purple pill and u dont no anything jon snow haha (GOT reference btw ^===^)

>>68580950
>implying I give a shit about belgians and frenchists

whats your point?

>>68580989
true, but I would say most labour voters are still poor thick northerners, midlanders and londoners whose da voted labour and his da voted labour and his da voted labour so ill be voting labour types

>>68581015
This desu good thing this deal isnt real otherwise I'd be annoyed

>>68581034
*upvotes you*

>>68580977
boy you are dumb

Lads imagine actually treating posters differently based on their flag

>>68580973
did she also say all women just want to have sex with dickheads

>>68580521
this is the same news story that happens every year

god knows where the newspapers get the scientists that think it's gonna snow every year. it literally never does.

a fucking leaf

>>68580950
France is closer to us politically, economically, culturally and physically than Syria

We also risked invasion by the then occupiers of France

>>68581032
it did
>>68581068
no
>>68580994
she did a big think about life and how women generally have a lot of things easier and then when it clicked she starts apologising to us while crying and stuff

>>68581067
FOY

>>68580950
lol its only a movie mate x

>>68580950
That's regrouping, not fleeing.

>>68581067
my internet gives me a uk flag half the time even though im in Ireland
get much more (you)'s tbqh

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Faces of /brit/

>>68580977
It's impossible to precisely predict chaotic systems but average behaviour (e.g. climate trends) can be predicted with some certainty.

who here's part of the /reallybehindoncourseworkthatsdueinthisweek/ club

>tfw by the time I'm old I'll probably be telling stories about how it used to snow when I was a kid at Christmas
>"No way granddad!"

>>68581096
why does she have so much internalised misogyny

>>68581096
>to us
funny, I don't remember getting my apology

>>68581067
I give JF less replies desu.

>>68581096
Never doubted you of course it all happened

>>68581111
As expected of France.

>>68581118
it doesn't snow at christmas though

*dances*

https://www.fb.com/ManchesterEveningNews/videos/10154117954337060/

hmm

something tells me she fell into the canal

>>68581116
me haha
flat out these next 2 days

>>68581020
They can't even predict the effect Co2 has on the climate

Flooding happens naturally and has way before modern technology. Look up when the Crimean basin flooded.

Even disregarding all this and my previous points, the methods that climate change 'scientists' purport are all self defeating.
>wind turbines that kill thousands of birds and barely regain the cost to make them
>shipping our industry to china where it will be put on steroids with 0 regulations
>for some reason our green party wants mass immigration which is destroying our green belt and green spaces
>they often refuse to accept nuclear as a viable alternative

Just fucking realized Aussies are on summer break

Backwards savages

>>68581140
*picks up a shovel and bashes you ok the head*

>>68580521
>key words in all capitals

why the fuck do brits do this

is your general population too retarded to read a full sentence

>>68581154
same hahaha

3000 words and a project due in tomorrow, barely started

>tfw extremely intelligent but lazy

if I actually tried I'd be in cambridge right now, doing mathematics and medicine

>>68581136
Expert knowledge in military manoeuvres? Indeed. Maybe some day I'll tell you about the risky but cheeky tactical surrender .

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>>68580957
pls stop

>>68581137
I have a very specific memory of playing out in the streets in the snow under those orange streetlights they are phasing out now as a kid at nighttime on christmas day one time

and I'm sure it snowed at least one other year

plus I'm in liverpool and it snows way less here than the rest of the country

*flys the union jack*

>>68581178
it's because it's a tabloid article written for a news network owned by an Australian

5 word permission slip in for friday and i havent even started

>>68581136
>muh cheese eating surrender monkeys

france surrendered when they realised they couldn't beat germany
would you rather thousands of young frenchmen needlessly die?

>>68581178
shut up you kangwoo fucking wetad

>>68581177
*picks it up from you*

*sharpens the end and jabs you with it and roast you over the fire*

>>68581201
*gets called a racist*

>>68581020
They can't even predict the effect Co2 has on the climate

Flooding happens naturally and has way before modern technology. Look up when the Crimean basin flooded.

Even disregarding all this and my previous points, the methods that climate change 'scientists' purport are all self defeating.
>wind turbines that kill thousands of birds and barely regain the cost to make them
>shipping our industry to china where it will be put on steroids with 0 regulations
>for some reason our green party wants mass immigration which is destroying our green belt and green spaces
>they often refuse to accept nuclear as a viable alternative

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Mx0_8YEtg

And if you don't understand how an 'academic consensus' (real or imagined) can exist about a topic despite being completely wrong, maybe you forgot the american election.

>>68581157
>They can't even predict the effect Co2 has on the climate
Pretty sure they can do that desu.

>>68581178
It's because the GLOBAL MEDIA are PAID OFF by the SOCIALIST ELITE to keep the HONEST PUBLIC in the DARK about the BANKERS BONUSES

>>68581214
france got literally btfo by Germany though
their defense was tactically and strategically terrible

>>68581201
Reported to the National Crime Agency for racism and intolerance x

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>tfw adult but have not matured mentally
Probably spend too much time on the 'chon.

Hmm, if I were a more suspicious person I might have reason to believe we have an Exxon employee ITT.

post wojak

Fuck it

Going to do a breakfast

@68581240 kysmm

reckon I could heem any aussie runt itt

have a runny nose but no tissues :(

>make claims with no evidence
>vague reference to "its what everybody else believes"
>ignores my arguments
>when cognitive dissonance ensues, call the other person a shill

runt

>>68581279
Rasheed

>>68581318
let me lick it up like a little piggy

lads i've just done a poo, now i'm hankerin' for a wankerin' desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QmkHr0W5Vk&feature=youtu.be

>>68580886
Gonna become a 7-inch man with a 6'2 willy

Isn't one of the main science rules something about correlation =/= causation?

And the only argument for (((climate change))) is
>muh co2 levels
and
>muh rising temps

It's just the natural flow of the earth my man, just feel it in your chakras

what's a lazy susan

Imagine believing that thousands of researchers in hundreds of universities across the whole world were all part of some vast conspiracy to hurt people's feelings. Just imagine that.

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>>68581354
yes... yes, good little sassanach. Mascuilinity is a bad thing. You remember that now!

>>68581390
your mum on monday mornings haha
no but seriously it's those spinny tables at chinese restaurants

>one of the main science rules

>>68581390
coffee table that spins

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>>68581382
Yup, looks totally natural to me.

>>68581424
ill spin your head around your shoulders if you ever reply to me again

>>68581426
the idea that you can pump literal billions of tonnes of gas into the sky and it would have no affect is something only a yank would believe

>>68581394
>to hurt people's feelings
It's for money and power.

Can I ask you a simple question, what scientist do you think is more likely to get money for his research and therefore become wealthy.

>1) The data shows we cannot prove climate change is affected by man.

>2) The data shows we're all going to fucking die unless you give me money NOW to sort this shite out lad.

stop replying to the climate change yank, he's too brainwashed to even consider that global warming exists, even when presented with facts

bet he's the guy harking on about religion earlier too

poor show, old boy

>>68581426
ah yes, because we can accurately predict the levels of gases in the atmosphere from a 100,000+ years ago

wish I lived in an anime world haha.

>>68581449
we and many animals literally breathe out co2 you fucking retard

so do algea

so do volcanoes when they erupt

>>68581456
i enjoy the irony of this post

>>68581457
but we can, from the co2 concentration in deep arctic/antarctic ice samples

>>68581451
you are incredibly an stupid person

>>68581382
The correlation = causation argument only works if there is no other evidence

We know that CO2 is a greenhouse gas

>>68581457
Well yes actually we can from strata samples

>>68581461
*slaps the toast out of your mouth*

>>68581472
another incredibly retarded post

>>68581451
Ah yes, political narratives, very impressive.
>>68581457
Yes we can.

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>>68581426
I have graphs too lad

Imagine getting upset about posting an autistic pakis pictures on /brit/

Lads, ngl, I'm not a scientist, but I think I can see a pattern in this temperature anomaly data.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWPzGo_C010

>>68581481
don't care

>>68581488
wtf is strata?
don't care actually


You're all sheep

>>68581521
alri obama calm down

very lonely lol

>>68581529
comparing a rate of change over hundreds of millions of years to one over hundreds?

another example of how incredibly stupid you are

imagine being me

the horror

don't respons to yanks for FUCK'S SAKE

Make me proud of Britain for ONCE AND LET'S COLLECTIVELY DECIDE NOT TO REPLY TO YANKS

plan for the day:
now-12:00 - wank
12:00 - have a crumpet
12:00-18:00 - library
18:00-00:00 - eating pooing wanking and shitposting

>>68580521
last year hysteric media warned us for the coming "horror winter" and it froze only one day in january

>>68581483
>>68581521
>>68581509
I'll be back in ten years when every climate change 'scientist's' prediction has completely failed yet again. Hope you enjoy paying shit tonnes more in tax to fund renewables that don't work.

>he believes that scientists are a magic incorruptible group of people who despite being repeatedly wrong are fountains of knowledge that we should always trust and continue receiving massive amounts of your money

Is poleaboo in jail

>>68581592
they do it here every single year without fail

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y'all are nitpicking at minor things rather than looking at the big picture 2bh

not even the most retarded, 9th generation inbred, bucktoothed redneck says that climate change isn't a real thing. it obviously is. we can see it happen within our own lifetimes

however, what they do disagree with, and what i agree with them on, is the concept of global warming - which is the human impact on the climate - that has been debunked by "top scientists" as being nothing more than a tool for politicians to push their agendas, and those agendas are hurtful to the middle working class and our economies, which is why it's such a controversial issue.

i hope i've cleared it up for y'all

>>68581592
We had a very mild winter last year too

https://youtu.be/SzryFUv-BK4

modern britain

>>68581567
I'm demonstrating there isn't a single correlation between temperature and co2

>>68581604
reckon his dad found his girls clothes and his pills then absolutely battered the poor cunt
not that he doesn't deserve it

>>68581598
Enjoy your victim complex senpai.

>>68581566
same rofl

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morning lads

Got a light?

>>68581604
no he is just staying off of the internet for now

he goes to the library occasionally to update his blog but he got his library banned from 4chan for a month so he's not going to get it perma'd (allegedly)

>>68581640
wanna meet and cuddle
no homo lmao

>>68581623
better world by destroying of thousands of jobs and destroying the countryside with 100000 wind farms

Imagine replying to your own post and pretending you're a different poster

>>68581623
There are africans dying because the government won't give them GMO crops due to the 'muh environment' people

There are africans dying because their government isn't building anything but renewables

there are real world consequences to this dogmatic doomsday cult

>>68581674
>there are africans dying
wtf i love global warming now

Trumps secretary of state LMAO

DRAIN DA SWAMP

>>68581654
Alri amir

>>68581627
not sure a traditional paki dad could comprehend trannies even with that evidence in front of him

in response to the post earlier in the thread, I'm quite happy being 6'4 with an average (6.5") willy thank you very much

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>mmm yes goy lets impose hundreds of new government regulations and put the new (((clean energy))) under the government's control
>remember: a big government is a good government

>>68581695
>DRAIN DA SWAMP
don't see anything wrong with this

>>68581651
Rise and shine lad

*hands you a bru and a bacon butty*

>>68581691
no you don't because it means they'll flood here in greater numbers

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>>68581674
>There are africans dying because the government won't give them GMO crops due to the 'muh environment' people
interesting

>>68581691
Always funny when people who are literallt one step removed from africans make fun of africans themseles

the irish are displaced africans living on the british isles

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"Ah yes" as they say

>>68581658
erm no good thanks

>>68581709
same
t. fenlands

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>>68580529
>Gott strafe England
>strafes Scotland instead

Ah yes german education

To all the retards saying
>It's in scientists interests to make it up!
Oil companies would pay vast sums to any credible scientists who could actually debunk the theory.

>>68581732
what the fuck is fake news

at first I thought it was just satire websites being posted on facebook but now apparently it's websites that disagree with the main narrative?

>>68581727
forgot Zimbabwe was all of africa

Do not reply to this post.

imagine jutting your chin out when taking a photo of yourself to post on an anime imageboard

Shan't

>>68581728
we're literally descended from celts who were some of the first peoples in Europe you absolute clown

>>68581744
it doesn't matter if you can debunk a theory

I can make the argument based upon fact and evidence that pakistani's are genetically inferior to brits and polluting our genepool, it doesn't mean anybody would listen. People are emotional creatures.

>>68581744
Also there's high ups within the oil industry promoting global warming as real, don't see why they would do that if they don't got good reasons to believe in it.

anybody who has ever been to university understands facts don't matter, your lecturers just circlejerk and wank over how smart they are repeating the same opinions to each other and shutting down anybody with a dissenting opinion

>>68581785
gi's a link to your article then

hmm yes climate change hmmmm politics yes

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arranging a liaison with the 17yo fwb for later this afternoon

hmm ah wanking yes hmm doing a poo indeed

>>68581709
yeah swamps are often a big problem in terms of being resevoirs of malaria in tropical climates. As long as they aren't ecologically significant I say drain away

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this got me noggin 0 to 60 in 3.45 seconds

>>68581831
It's all supposed to be extremely interesting, so I'm told.

don't understand how kissing works - how do you decide which way to tilt your head?

>>68581760
certainly doesn't look any different to the rest of it :^)

>>68581784
I didn't mean genetically

I meant in terms of behaviour and intelligence. The irish are quite clearly displaced africans

>>68581862
it doesn't matter lad you can do it both ways or even straight on

prefer going to the right myself though

>>68581862
just bee yourself

>>68581784
no more celtic than brits 2bh

Do train drivers ever NOT go on strike? They get paid 50k a year to sit down and pull a lever. Just get some fucking foreigners that'll do it for 20k and shut up and do their job

>>68581862
I tend to go quite straight, I always felt it was quite gay to cock your head

It's the most natural thing in the world anyway, when it comes to it you'll both sort yourselves out automatically

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>>68581817
https://lesacreduprintemps19.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/nyborg-2011-the-decay-of-western-civilization-double-relaxed-darwinian-selection.pdf
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-23183102
https://www.bradford.gov.uk/media/1901/hgsg-briefing-paper-consanguineous-marriage.pdf
http://www.eugenics.net/papers/lynnrev.html
https://iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country/pk-pakistan

>>68581862
literally doesn't matter. a potential wife shouldn't care whether you're a good kisser or not, and even if she does she should be willing to help you get better at it

>>68581892
Or, even better: just replace them with machines.

>>68581862
right
always go right

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>I deny climate change on account of my political views

even if you don't believe in climate change, surely you can see that we're going to run out of every fossil fuel in a maximum of 100 years?

Then we'd be down to nuclear and that wouldn't last much more if it was needed to produce the entire world's power

>>68581918
>>68581892
it's a union power play

at 11:54, post "right", "left" or "straight on", then see how awkward it would be if you and the poster below you kissed

I say if it's not my problem, don't worry about it

>>68581909
Did you write any of these?

even if meme countries like sweden managed to switch entirely to clean energy that doesn't mean the rest of the world will

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>>68581898
>when it comes to it

>>68581878
>>68581898
>straight
isn't that uncomfortable

>>68581913
>potential wife
not always looking for that innit

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going to make a jap curry today.

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>>68581862
>be me in grade 2
>be a dumb cunt
>girl called natalie who was cute (like a doll) now that i look back at it
>she liked me
>we were about to kiss one time
>i said haha just kidding just before our lips touched and (pretended?) to be joking
>mfw

left

>>68581869
Not even Egypt?

>>68581964
really lad it doesnt matter what direction you do

worst case scenario, you have perhaps 2 seconds of awkward head movements before you sort it out, and even then she'll think that it's cute and endearing

>nobody wanted to kiss anon

>>68581975
that stuff's shit
fuck off weeb

not even close to 11:54

Left

>>68582011
grow up

>>68581982
one time when I was in year 7 the girl I really fancied got one of her m8s to ask me if I would go out with her, In a mix of embarassment and thinking it was probably just some prank with me as the joke I said something along the lines of "ee no thanks"

>>68581732
>everyone who doesn't agree with us is toxic and a fake news narrative, only we know what's good for you

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>>68581989

>>68581975
kind of want to try it because weeb but it looks a bit poor desu

>>68582040
what do you mean?

>>68582040
just go wagas and get a chicken katsu

>>68581982
top kek, sounds you even did the most awkward part which is closing your eyes and approaching

>>68582032
fucking hell we make terrible choices as kids

as adults too

>>68581982
Anon please stop bringing my old regrets to the surface, oh what could have been.

Pokemon made me want to try those rice cakes

breggzit

>>68582099
fuck off racist toothpastehead

>>68581874
>implying
we can drink much harder than any negro

>>68582089
you mean jelly doughnuts

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found this interesting

Anyone here ever had a Femoral hernia? Did you get it fixed, or just leave it?

>>68581964
not completely straight, but always go in straight and then cock your head every so slightly once contact is initiated

>at secondary school everyone said I was really clever and smart and that I'd be really successful in life
>think "ah it'll be fine" and start coasting
>do mediocrely in gcses
>be entirely unprepared for a levels and do fairly shit in them
>be very shit at uni and drop out
>stuck doing shitty jobs

aha yes

>>68582140
>Don't know
how can you not fucking know
do they not know what predator and prey means despite watching a fucking nature documentary, or do they just straight up not know what they're thinking?

>>68582140
>prey
>winning

people are stupid. i watch live safaris occasionally and i've seen a pride of lions take down a full grown male buffalo. it took an hour for them to kill it and they were eating it alive the entire time.

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ah yes

>>68581214
Was talking about his digits, lad.

>>68582160
me

think we should start telling kids they're thick and will do terrible desu

>>68582171
i would answer "don't know" because:
>it depends on what animals are the predator and the prey
>i recognise that the predator has to win sometimes else it will die which is sad

>>68582184
>he didn't watch Planet Earth II: Grasslands

NEW
>>68580612
>>68580612
>>68580612

>>68582140
source?

>>68582216
camera crews spending months/years in the bush waiting for the one in a million chance that the prey manages to escape doesn't mean it's the norm

that pride of lions i'm talking about were killing and eating a buffalo every single day and were on the verge of wiping out the local population if the drought hadn't ended recently

BUBBLE AND SQUEAK
BANGERS AND MASH
TOAD IN'T HOLE

>>68582250
me

someone make a real new

>>68582253
having the prey escape is like stupidly common

>>68582239
fuck off retard

Aleppo refugees welcome

*saves a gimmick for the next thread*

>>68582391
>>68582391
>>68582391