All hail Pizzahut edition
tell me you wouldnt
you cant.
>tfw basically no snow
;_;
>>68579900
>tfw no rain until thursday
tell me you wouldnt
you cant.
>>68579932
literally
LITERALLY thrown aside into a crate of potatoes for a stacy
Good morning /cum/
Catherine or Katherine?
>>68579981
tomatoes*
fuck
Snowing right now
Snow is still here from last week too
Hope these below freezing temps keep up through Christmas
I just want to sleep
>>68579988
nice double dubs
>it's going to rain thursday though friday
finally
It will all be over by thursday
No matter the outcome
At least it will end
SOON YOU WILL COME TO KNOW
WHEN THE BULLET HITS THE BONE
*forces you to eat poop*
take the swissman back
>>68580031
you will NEVER EVER get to sleep by posting in /cum/
>>68580354
afraid we cant do that
>>68580357
I could very easily drop completely asleep right now but I'm studying for a thing in 5 hours
fools this isnt even my true form
>>68580317
halló denmaek
>>68580410
Hello chile-chan, looking cute as always.
What are you doing, qt?
got me a glass of eggnog
judging by the quantity of foreigners in here I can imagine many people don't even know what that tastes like
what has happened to my GENERAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>68580468
Nigga it's six in the morning. What are you doing drinking eggnog?
>>68580693
It's 4 in the morning . I woke up at 8pm.
Also fuck your artificial rules I can drink eggnog whenever I want (non alcoholic for the record)
>>68580727
>non alcoholic for the record
Something an alcoholic would say
Greetings from Alaska, how is everyone doing?
>>68580783
Juneau the capital of Alaska?
never had an an alcoholic drink in my life desu
kinda a square
>>68580814
It is the capital.
>>68580783
Where from?
>>68580942
Originally from California but I'm in fairbanks right now for Uni.
>>68581091
sheeeit I hear they get some fucked up weather up there in the winter. How's it treatin' ya?
>>68581106
Not too bad. We have about a foot or so of snow on the ground, current daily normal is somewhere in the -20F. The sun rises at about 10am and sets at 3pm
Titus
>>68581134
Doesn't sound too bad. Sounds like you get about 2 less hours of sun than us. At least the roads are clear?
get the cross
>>68581187
Roads are clear but many sections have about an inch thick layer of ice on em. Gotta plug our cars in when we don't use em so nothing freezes.
>>68581252
damn, drive safe, anon. that cold is a bitch.
>>68581285
Don't worry I got awd and winter tires. Still going to drift a bit but I'll be fine. Time for me to sleep
not a big fan of Kansas.
>>68581537
the fact that you can be in Kansas City in Missouri triggers the h*ck out of me
>>68581537
Carry on my wayward son
>tfw alcohol withdrawals
wew
>>>/ck/8365639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjlm3YWxqAk
fuck lads
>>68582404
drink more then, stupid
>>68582797
>5:30am
>liquor stores
>open
>Vladimir the Great sent envoys to study the religions of the various neighboring nations whose representatives had been urging him to embrace their respective faiths...Hereported that Islam was undesirable due to its taboo against alcoholic beverages and pork. Vladimir remarked on the occasion: "Drinking is the joy of all Rus'. We cannot exist without that pleasure."
>>68580822
same
>>68583073
I thought this was common knowledge
>tfw my penis is too big for me to be really sucked into the alt-right worldview
>>68583756
>tfw two smart to be a European nationalist
>>68583756
this
Gonna take the exam then come back and fap, sound like a plan?
>>68584398
Good luck pham
Ditched college today, girlfriend is coming over to mine to make me pancakes.
I may be missing out on 20% of a module, but pancakes win.
>>68584607
made the right choice, laddie
>>68584607
potato pancakes?
>>68584654
Just egg and flour. She's currently in the shop buying Nutella. Gonna be good.
>>68584651
I think so too
>>68584689
>nutella
dump her desu
>>68584702
Nah senpai, I'm a fan of Nutella on pancakes.
It's either that or cheaper knockoff spreads.
>>68584734
why not plain syrup, or chocolate? I mean it's all personal taste and shit, I can't stand nutella anymore
>>68584768
I'm a simple man.
Plus no one really like syrups in my house so it would just go to waste.
Nutella is pretty good imo
>>68579900
Swedish peopls want to ban this
make 2017 your best year
>>68584962
It's already too late
tfw December rain
>>68584962
india superpower by 2017
'Sup, cunnies.
>>68585020
Some astrologer predicted 2018 to be the year when India will make it big in the world
>>68585090
Mexican warlock also predicted Trump wouldn't win
>Indieya will never into this ship because Russia and US are monogamous Christian nations
Figaro figaro figaro fiiiigaaarooo
>>68585243
>>68585175
>For his birthday, he always makes a general forecast. This time he's made three. Narendra Modi's best year will be 2018. In 2012, Bejan predicted a landslide victory for Modi in the 2014 Lok Sabha elections. "Tum todh dega, phaad dalega!" he told the bemused Chief Minister of Gujarat. Modi thought he was delightfully crazy. Bejan also predicts 2018 will be a great year for India. "The country will become a superpower but Pakistan will not disappear," he says ominously. His third forecast is for the world. It's Nostradamus-like. "The end will not come by a nuclear war, an asteroid will smash the earth, but we will not perish, we will prevail in a new space station!"
>>68585090
not until you learn to shit in toilets, pajeet
Been away from /cum for months, what'd I miss?
>>68585382
homosexuality, tits, shitposting, filthy foreigners,anime
She's making my pancakes now
>>68585466
>filthy foreigners
Ah yes I saw him too
tell me you wouldnt
you cant.
>>68585633
post pic when they're done
>>68585677
you right
>>68585637
we need to stay aware
>>68585680
She's great
>>68585859
>>68585859
neat
>>68585859
>white
shit gf
>>68585859
Not THICC enough
>>68585958
he's irish, did you expect a fucking beaner gf?
>>68586005
he's irish, did you expect any kind of ass?
>>68585958
She's Polish
>>68586037
kurwa
>>68586037
>Polish
>non white
You're not getting out of this that easily McFlannagan
>>68586037
Kurwa stop stealing our women you potatonigger
fuck, that explains it. Us Polacks love potatoes
>>68585958
t. Xing
Feeling a lot better about this spanish exam buds. It's all coming back to me now
>>68586240
What? Most Chinks/Japs/Gooks are white
>>68586310
I'm sure you WISH that was true...
>>68586310
no they're not, they're lime green. don't you watch old WWII pro-allies propaganda cartoons?
>>68586310
>>68586310
>>68586310
really makes me think
What liquid is this
>>68586463
faggy british tea with milk in it, almost definitely.
>>68586310
Only Japs are honorary whites
>>68586463
Looks to be dihydrogen monoxide mixed with some sort of bitterent. Caffeine maybe? Possibly mixed with some cacao
>>68586463
hot chocolate
>>68586463
Tea with milk
>>68586575
w-what?
*kicks your ass easily*
>>68586575
>>68586519
>>68586517
>>68586478
Apple cider
It just turned Fall
t. flordiai
>>68586463
cawfeeee
I've been at work for an hour and no sign of my coworkers/supervisor or the girl who sits in the cubicle behind me. I have some phone calls today but besides that I might just shitpost on my phone all day.
I got like 5 hours of sleep last night so I don't mind this.
How are you doing today working anons
>>68586604
Bongs put milk in their tea
>>68586685
work is for the poor
>>68586704
wtf are they smoking over there?
>>68586650
oh nice, is it really fresh? it's quite opaque. looks good.
>>68586752
cock
>>68586650
That .jpg is a lie.
>>68586754
Nah it's old, Florida can't have apple trees. It doesn't taste bad though.
Post more pancakes Lucky
>>68587250
post her pancackes
ifyouknowwhatimsayin
Hey guys, what do you think of this shank I made?
>>68587319
The blade doesn't look very sharp, get to work on it bud
>tfw no qt3.14 gf to cook you pancakes
>>68587425
Thats as sharp as I can get it by scraping it on concrete, already broke the point off
>>68587319
>>68587488
Can't you just buy a potato-peeler at the store?
I just learned that Wyoming is fucking cold.
I always thought it would be warm there but it isn't as it seems.
>>68587635
yeah, it's pretty far north. borders canada. why wouldn't it be cold?
>tfw I found out one of the guys in my Communications class is a Opera major
What the fuck is he going to do with an Opera degree?
>>68587666
I don't know, I tend to forget that the american states are pretty big and it borders Utah which seems to be one of the hot states. I thought Wyoming would have a climate comparable to germany for what reason ever.
>>68587319
Why do you need a shank
>>68587607
This is for american tourists
>>68587607
Dude, not cool
That's like asking a Jew if he can just buy some Zyklon B at the store
>>68587767
w-what are you gonna do to american tourists?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/808638507161882624
ahaha...ha...ah... haha... aaaahhaha...
>>68587666
>Wyoming borders canada
No
I got one hour of sleep and I feel fine
I have a feeling I'm going to come down soon
>>68587796
He sells authentic Irish shanks to them.
>>68587806
>drain the swamp
lmao Drumpftards got cucked again
>>68587767
>This is for american tourists
You're gonna need a bigger blade; that won't even penetrate the outer layer of blubber.
>>68587778
It's cool; my great-great-great-grandfather was from County Cork.
>>68587755
Utah is cold
>>68587806
Jesus Christ
>>68587755
they are pretty big, most are the size of entire countries in europe just in land area. lots of europeans seem to forget that, not just you, so don't feel bad.
>>68587796
If they are silly enough to seperate from the herd, my and my boys pounce on em to steal their fanny packs, maybe smack em around a bit.
Remember to always sow Canadian flags to every article of clothing kids
>>68587861
>Utah is cold
It borders Nevada, I don't think it's cold in these parts of the state.
>>68587908
Why? Do you say that you're actually part Injun and that not giving you money makes them a racist?
>>68587930
>It borders Nevada
Utah is mostly highlands, it's fairly cold
Good morning /cum/
You guys should go to work/school soon.Stop shitposting and make preparations for them asap!
>>68587930
this might blow your mind, but parts of nevada are cold, too.
>>68587930
>these parts of the state.
You mean country?
>>68587998
It's winter break
>>68587930
>I don't think it's cold in these parts of the state.
>>68587998
The semester is over, Hiroshima.
>>68588021
dark blue is rightful canadian clay
>>68587998
good morning, makkun!
>>68588029
How can people seriously believe that global memeing is real after seeing this
>>68588044
Delet yourself
>>68587945
I ask them for donations to the cause and if they dont hand over the fanny pack they get shanked
>>68588070
Do you were a bowler hat?
Maybe walk around with a cane?
>>68588044
Canada is rightful American clay.
>>68588070
good luck, mick. you do know muricans can produce guns from every orifice of their bodies, right?
>>68588029
When I checked the weather there this morning it was supposed to be about 18°c/ 65°f today which is pretty warm.
>>68588002
No need to be so rude, it's not like I wouldn't know that it's possibe that it get's cold there, I mean Arizona even has a place called snow ball and Nevadas name already implies that there has to be snow sometimes, but it's not like Alaska cold :^|
>>68588023
get a part-time job
shitposting produces nothing
>>68588042
get a part-time job, Pearl Harbor
>>68588173
No, Operation Ten-Go.
>>68588166
*snowbowl
not snowball.
>>68588173
How does it feel knowing that my BWC is penetrating Nipponese roast beef on the regular?
>>68588173
>get a part-time job for less than a month
No
>>68588166
>but it's not like Alaska cold
That's not even close to what you were saying
>>68588173
>shitposting produces nothing
>>68588316
True, I've been talking about this kind of temperature though. Everything around 5°c in the winter isn't even that cold. Everything below 0° commie units is though. My mistake.
>>68588367
stfu already and post qt aryan girls
>>68588367
Just stop posting
>>68588410
>qt aryan girls
>>>/x/
>>68588231
Biological Weapons Convention, you mean?
>>68588497
Yes, that's what I call my dick
>>68588497
why are japs so shit at banter?
>>68588615
Why would you expect a weeb english teacher to be good at banter
>>68588597
I dunno
you are just a hentai, plz dont respond to my post
>>68588615
In the first place the word BWC is not common in Japan, so he should have choice more understandable word for the banter
*sigh*
test
please don't make me a thread killer
>>68589115
whaddup nigga?
>>68588674
are you the jap who gows on train I work?
If so Good morning
I've been playing Catherine since last night
It's been a while since I've gotten so invested in an animu
>>68589204
Katherine >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Catherine
>>68589204
i dislike that animu is sexualized
>>68589317
i dislike you
>>68589303
Bad taste
>>68589404
It's better than yours
>>68589343
foh nigga (cant say the real n word, ynwis?)
So how is your day going /cum/?
Mine it's going well
>>68589468
It's alright. Have to go to another Christmas concert tonight
>>68589468
Bored to tears
>go to bar with friends
>as I'm getting drinks, qt Asian girl sends her friend to ask me for my number
>go on a date with her
>have another girl with dat ass who is also into me
>she does things I only dreamed about
>never felt happier or more fulfilled
>suddenly, wake up
>>68589620
>>go to bar with friends
This is how I knew you were dreaming from the start.
>>68589703
It does seem a little farfetched, but I do go to the bar occasionally with my housemates who also happen to be a few of my friends.
I was called a social "hapa" on here before, and I think that is accurate as much as I hate to admit.
>>68589829
hapa?
hungover and eating crown fried chicken
ty based ghetto people
>>68589949
Half Asian
>>68589949
Someone who is mixed, in this case I was half-normie
tfw no blue gf
>>68588044
fuck off
>>68588044
Canada is too irrelevant to have rightful clay
>It's actually fucking snowing
holy shit
>>68592889
not in Germany
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68592929
get fucked footkraut
>>68593004
im NOT footkraut, bully him not me
>>68593121
Fuck off footkraut
>>68587319
>mexican schools
>>68593278
>american education
>>68592889
It's pretty
>>68593385
>>68593385
where from? east IN here
Instead of indulging in my decadent and shameful fetish I have instead jerked off harmlessly to nothing.
I now feel like a paragon of virtue.
>>68593488
Germany (south side)
>>68593507
not you, silly footkraut
>>68593488
Pittsburgh
>>68586251
I was feeling shit about an exam an hour ago then I took it and it went super good
>Pittsburgh
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
No srsly, where are you from
>>68593550
nice. you've got a shit ton more coming your way.
Lads, I'm 20 and on a five week long winter break from college. No one is willing to hire me for a month but I have a car I just bought and was wondering if I should do uberEats or uber delivery.
You got any experience?
post comfy music to listen to while watching the snow fall
>>68593385
Beautiful.
>>68593578
pic from the Carnegie museum natural history went on saturday
>>68593643
A couple inches
>>68593764
Yann Tiersen - Comptine d`un autre ete - l`apres-midi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvryolGa19A
>Ontario
>>68593911
There's nothing wrong with rural Ontario
>>68593764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxJqxRmTYP8
>>68593793
>>68593774
>>68593385
jelly, in southern OH we're getting a "wintry mix" which just means wet slushy snow and rain. looks shitty.
>>68593764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZAEvsLX4Eg
I am going to devour voe's ass with the rabid ferocity of a chernobyl wolfdog that has not tasted raw meat in months.
>>68593953
what is a swing state ?
>>68593566
Yeah, I did the spanish exam and blanked out on two pages, then started feeling self consious because everyone else was already done. I kept at it though, the oral part was nice, she went easy on us
Hey guys I´m new here :3
makin a meme right now lads
>>68594190
A state that's not predominately Republican or Democrat. They switch depending on the election
>>68593747
no, but you should definitely do it
>>68594246
>the oral part was nice, she went easy on us
hohum, you should have asked her to go a bit harder
>>68594268
no you're not, you're gonna say next
"Haha tricked you guys, i'm not new"
>>68594303
funny meme dude
>>68594190
a state where both parties have a nearly equal chance of winning
>>68594307
WTF HOW DO YOU KNOW.
los negros
>>68594385
Easy, you already made that joke before, with my detective skills I connected all the dots inside my mind and then writed that reply
>>68594385
guess you coud say
he's not new
>>68594190
The states where your vote actually matters in elections
Non swing states they don't even bother counting the votes before saying who won, so basically of nobody voted or everyone voted the result would be exactly the same.
>>68594460
Smart guy Chile, you win this time. Last time I got you tho
when will greenland anon come back
>NEETdom creeping back into my life
>>68594522
he dead, Greenland has one of the highest suicide rates
What should I get myself for christmas /cum/?
>>68594522
hopefully never
>>68594567
A dental crown like I will.
>>68594567
a new fleshlight because you're going to be lonely forever
>>68594567
a gf
I have a vore fetish
>>68594424
>los negros
Sure, black cats are cute.
>>68594701
heyyy they look like my cat!
>>68594701
theyre so fucking CUTE
>>68594719
>>68594764
*kills kots*
>>68594764
WTF they look evil and unfriendly
>>68594701
Black is objectively the worst color cat
>>68594805
shut the fuck up
>>68594828
You shut the fuck up
>>68594701
Black cats deserve more love.
>>68594805
Rude.
>>68594792
a lot of things are cute imo
even things that others would find kinda creepy
>>68594805
you shut your fucking mouth right now
>>68594837
YOU shut the fuck up
>>68594791
hallo danmark
>>68594792
my black cat is very shy but he loves it when i stroke him fuck you
>>68594848
That looks like a rat
>>68594873
>>68594862
No u
>>68594848
CUTE CUUUTEEE
>tell friend about time i fucked OK looking hooker
>explained how I find meeting and fucking girls normally a better experience
>they dont understand and act like im weird
Fucking retarded tbqh, not everyone gets horny for the same type of girl.
>>68594894
whore
Holy fuck everyone here is underage except me
Unbelievable
>>68594940
IM 18, legal drinking age in my country
>>68594887
you already said hello
And i asked what were you doing
AND YOU DIDN'T RESPOND!!
Why don't /cum/ posters celebrate Christmas?
>>68594932
I'll fucking kill you
>>68594930
well SORRY for not having internet
>>68594956
>legal drinking ag is 18
>flag
pick one lad
>>68594984
TWO FINNISH FLAGS!!!!
>TORILLA TAVATAAN
>posting in /cum/
>>68594997
kek
you got the wrong post
hahahaha
>>68595017
age*
>>68595021
anime on paskaa
holy shit somebody fucking shoot these foreign weeb faggots
>>68595058
lol hahaghaha
>>68595061
No entä sitten?
>>68595058
kys canacuckchan
>>68594984
*teleports behind you*
You should have shut up when I told you too
>>68595108
>it's another shitposting pedophile /cum/ episode
>>68595108
*get's be headed but it was only a hologram*
Psh... amature
>it's another "autist gets mad that someone's posting anime on an anime imageboard" episode
>its another "stale stolen meme from another board" episode
Weebs need to go outside when it's -40f and not be let back inside
>>68595058
anyway how is your day going
>""""'''"cana chan""""""
>>68595283
>being this mad
>fahrenheit
absolutely disgusting tbqh
What's with all the namefag and tripfag apologism in this thread of late
>>68595299
i won't tell you
because you didn't respond to me immediately, even if your internet got cut off
>>68595338
it's the cool hip meme to trip/namefag
really fires those neurons
fuck off to reddit if you hate anime so much
new
>>68595397
>canada weeb pedo on dane proxy
attractive 3D women will scare him away
>>68595353
well fuck you too then
Healthy young child goes to /cum/, gets pumped by massive anime posting, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!
>>68595426
damn what a nice ass
>>68595336
Fahrenheit is more accurate than Celsius. Many appliances, such as ovens, only display whole numbers, not decimals, so Fahrenheit is better for those appliances.
boobs
>there are leafs posting under american flags RIGHT NOW
>>68595402
>Report it if it breaks the rules (avatarfagging)
There's the rub. 90% of animeposters ITT could be considered "avatarfags" but the term is so broad that more often than not moderators do nothing to enforce it and just ignore the reports.
>>68595490
>fahrenheit
>freezing point of water
>32°
>boiling point of water
>212°
>celsius
>freezing point of water
>0°
>boiling point of water
>100°
>fahrenheit is more accurate !!!!
>>68595694
>"muh arbitrary round numbers"
fahrenheit is a much finer scale, is what the anon meant. round numbers =/= accuracy.
>>68595694
>>68595490
his argument is that the increments with celcius are bigger
which is true, but when comes to cooking it's still well within an observable margin of error
>>68595498
grease
>>68595771
>fahrenheit is a much finer scale, is what the anon meant. round numbers =/= accuracy.
it's irrelevant, that's what decimals are for, and decimals are still used with Fahrenheit with that level of accuracy is required
your argument is completely irrelevant
are you actually trying to argue that baking your chicken at 351 degrees rather than an even 350 (on an ovens whose controls are probably not even that accurate) is really going to fuck things up?
>>68595904
i just stated facts, friendo.
>>68596067
it's irrelevant - for laboratory accuracy Fahrenheit needs decimals too, and the appliances use the same sensors etc. that have the same tolerances
>>68596187
yes, for scientific and engineering purposes, absolutely use celsius along with all other metric measurements. in fact, depending on the field of science, you'd wanna use kelvin.
for every day use? it literally doesn't matter. use whatever you prefer. if it bothers you which measurements other people use in day-to-day life, you're a faggot.
>>68596548
yeah, that guy was trying to saying Fahrenheit is more though because of its smaller increments, which is a stupid thing to say
in canada you need to be familiar with both as we still use imperial quite a bit when it comes to certain things
>>68596677
"accurate" isn't the word i'd use, i'd use the one i did use, which is "finer" because it literally is. not that it makes a difference, really.