/brit/

on a bus

leafs fuck off

babestation

>>68571413
shoulda got the train senpai

>>68571414
yanks fuck off, leafs=aussies>yanks

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>This is currently out best and most famous athlete

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>>68571436
hello rasheed

canadians are pussies who are mad they didn't have the testicles to win a revolutionary war and aren't a world player because of it. i'd literally kill any canadian britaboos if i saw them in real life

>>68571432
shit taste

yanks out

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>>68571414
no, leafs stay

doing an all nighter to spout memes with my pals across the pond

>>68571458
studio 66

He can do try and laugh it off with memes but he knows his arse would explode if he ever dared set foot in Wakefield

we don't fuck about around these parts unlike you irish pansies

>>68571435
>I'm the burger king now

>>68571455
don't think you've got a leg to stand on if you're trying to insinuate canada has a meme leader my man

have you seen your president elect?

reminder the yanks are actually chicanos

>>68571436
magnificent post

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

>>68571496
fuck
OOOOOFFF

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>>68571455
>tfw so intelligent you can easily tell when an image is made by a fat alt-rightist Lauren Southern orbiter

how can you face your problems if your problems are your face?

reminder the leafs are actually chinks

>>68571518
*checks demographics of anglo countries*

when posting seriously
brits > leafs > yanks > kiwis > aussies
when shitposting
brits > aussies > kiwis > leafs > yanks

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>Wakefield """""hardmen""""" at it again

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>tfw no asian-american gf

if you really think about it, 80% of yank posts are about canadians

bit obsessed

Want everyone to have brown skin, brown eyes and black hair so we're diverse.

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>when posting seriously
>brits > leafs > yanks > kiwis > aussies
>when shitposting
>brits > aussies > kiwis > leafs > yanks

>>68571549
asian-americans are objectively the worst kind of asian.

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>>68571549
>tfw no asian-canadian gf

from living in London I can tell you that 90% of the global population is 6'0 or above

>>68571496
ive never been close enough to a girl i was attracted to to actually ask them out

>>68571530
i'll show you a shitpost

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Why don't you have a gf? what are you gay

>>68571474
literally only just got back from the gym because I was putting a late night shift in

you cunts wouldn't know about hard work though but I guess it's just whst you have to do to survive in a place like wakey

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>>68571487

>>68571587
shut up you cringeworthy twat

>>68571583
I have crippling depression and schizophrenia

>>68571511
im sure they can do some crazy things with cosmetic surgery these days

>>68571595
yeah i mean this is your real leader now but i meant the stooge, donald trump

>>68571601
>schizophrenia
What are your symptoms?

Are you a Tim-tier nutcase?

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>>68571496

Honestly growing old and having regrets like these, and just not seizing the day, living while you're young, would just kill you inside

>>68571587
Listen drop the gimmick mate, I know you're not the real wakefield poster but a mere satirical imitation as I confronted the real Wakefield poster and he admitted he hadn't a clue who you are

You're not real, you don't train with the UFC. What martial art exactly do you do?

just done a massive poo lads

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>mfw friend accidently takes a swig from one of my piss bottles and doesn't even flinch

>>68571567
negative brother, they retain the good asian characteristics (fit, smart, into white guys) without the bad asian characteristics (excessive prudishness, weird accents)

>>68571601
What makes crippling depression different to regular depression

>>68571530
'no'
>serious
kiwi>leaf>yank>aussie
>shitpost
aussie>kiwi>yank>>>>>>>>>>>>>leaf

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>>68571496
>imagining how different my life would be right now if I had just had a gf in high school
>she probably would have said yes

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>>68571616
nothing compared to cuckdeau
I can tell you have not been here long if you actually think leafposting is okay

>>68571636
>excessive prudishnes
>bad

literally the most attractive quality of asians.

>>68571627
>oh no, this tequila is so strong and tastes like piss. better not make a face so he doesn't call me a pussy.

ahh yes... the so called "leaf"

he's a problem child
and what bothers him all comes out when he talks about his fucking dad walking out

yfw you actually have schiz

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was brit asian gf

>>68571660
leafs, especially the ones that frequent /brit/, are usually good posters, yanks are invariably boring rorkes with predictable opinions and a complete lack of original contributions to both gimmicks and serious discussion

and Donald Trump is a bigger meme than Trudeau by a significant margin

>>68571705
boo

haha jk

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>>68571616

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ah yes

>>68571687
asian girls from asia can't ever relax during sex m8. i need a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.

>>68571687
Just because you're an autistic involuntary vrigin doesn't mean "le pure asian grill" that you seen in your anime meme is good/real

Asian women are just as bad as any

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>>68571712
yeah, this is definitely one of your first days here
shan't be corresponding with you further

>>68571732
what a plump butt that canadian lad has

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>i need a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.

>>68571636
this is the normal bro whos just out to fuck some chicks and is rooted in reality


>>68571687
this is the serial killer in the age old axiom "all serial killers and weirdos love asian girls" and the statement doesn't outwardly say it but heavily implies that the reason that weird guys tend to fetishize asian women is because they want to control them for X reason


t.- womens studies major

>anime isn't real

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1481233064101.webm

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>>68571658
>Literally everything she could without outright asking me out

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>Brits don't get to watch The Simpsons marathon on FX
honestly feel bad for you dudes

>>68571753
anti-leaf posting is a /pol/ infection of /int/ you absolute pleb, canadians were never disliked here until you and your red it compadres came over from /r/le_donald

>>68571783
2 guns are unnecessary 2bh

I want to submit to a Canadian master like a little piggy

They got me goin mad, I'm knockin busters on they backs
In my cell, thinkin, "Hell, I know one day I'll be back"
As soon as I touch down
I told my girl I'll be there, so prepare, to get fucked down

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Reminder that only dicklets are low test

>>68571781
christ. now I know why japanese people over the age of 12 do not watch anime, this is what it must sound like to them

feel quite proud of how big my radical centrist meme has become

>>68571788
>watching TV on a TV

HOWLING

>>68571790
Canadians have been hated long before the_donald existed.

>>68571788
The only time it was worthwhile was the one that lasted days and that was streamed. Good times watching that with the big guys on /tv/

>>68571823
this high test thicc nonsense is a jewish plant to make fatties cool and desirable. Disgusting.

Getting worried about this """""alt right""""" rising, hope I don't get sent back to Bangladesh ahaha

>>68571844
no

black men have always liked fat chicks

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ah yes the ol' race mixing
they are both undeniably more attractive than their parents, what's wrong with race mixing? they are usually hotter

>>68571858
hello Goldberg

>>68571857
yes but im talking about humans liking fatties not livestock

>>68571781
what is this webm?


is this how you people get your sick thrills????????

>>68571858
>taking age and environmental factors into account

fuck off

@68571790
I advise people to NOT reply to this. his posting style is exactly the same as some leaf on here a few days ago complaining about how leaf hate only stems from /pol/ and was freaking out about the donald calling it "le donald"

>>68571858
deport yourself

>>68571790
mate shut the fuck up
only actually hating Canada as a country is /pol/ shite

the posters in this general are all cringey little bellends and conclusively unfunnier than yanks

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>>68571858

>>68571858
That white man is undeniably the most attractive person there.

>>68571845
yep yew better get on outta dat dere country 'for yuh get hanged in the post-brexit uprising my friend

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>>68571869

imagine unironically doing crossfit
creasing

I got a letter this morning, how do you reckon it read?
It said hurry, hurry, the gal you love is dead.

>>68571858
Ah yes. Attractiveness is the most important consideration in genetics.

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me in the back

>>68571899
alright i'm sorry, i hope we can still be mates

>>68571915
delete this racist image

>>68571929
probably is

>>68571918
are you creasing at the turbo-normies and redditors who do crossfit or at the idea of doing high rep olympic lifts with people who have no business doing them

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the leafs and brits are uppity tonight

How come smart women are always ugly as fuck, but smart men are always attractive?

I drank tea once and it was disgusting.
It was hot black tea, and I think I added milk I can't remember.

>>68571954
mainly the second but also a bit the first
it's funny the idea of turbo normies having no idea what they're doing and reverse curling a barbell 60 times cos that's how they think a clean is done until they snap a tendon

>>68571969
This is wrong
Intelligence doesn't correlate with attractiveness

You're just basing it off the weak premise that better face = better genes, better genes = more intelligent

>>68571969
substantiate your claims

>>68571992
>Intelligence doesn't correlate with attractiveness
Evidence?

My personal experience says it absolutely does.

>>68571969
smart people fall all over the spectrum of physical attractiveness 2bh

there are plenty of fine ass bitches who be smart as hell

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BARE
U
M

>This brief research note aims to estimate the magnitude of the association between general
intelligence and physical attractiveness with large nationally representative samples from two
nations. In the United Kingdom, attractive children are more intelligent by 12.4 IQ points
(r= .381), whereas in the United States, the correlation between intelligence and physical
attractiveness is somewhat smaller (r= .126). The association between intelligence and
physical attractiveness is stronger among men than among women in both nations. The
association remains significant net of a large number of control variables for social class, body
size, and health.

well sheeeeeeit

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memes aside, there is literally nothing wrong with letting your loved one experience fully the pleasures her body is capable of giving her.
I dare you to refute that without resorting to memes

>>68572066
I'm fine with letting her masturbate, yeah.

posted my gimmick in cum again hehe

did a muggy thing on fb and kinda embarrassed lads aha

>>68572102
haha mug

>>68572102
aha what happened

>>68572066
what's this from

>>68572066
Me on the left

need some rock/altrock/britpop songs that hit in the feels asap lads

>>68572051
when did ireland's #1 export become cottage cheese?

>>68572040
>there are plenty of fine ass bitches who be smart as hell
name one (1)

when I see a leaf post

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1481548236794.webm

>>68572141
name one hot smart guy 2bh

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Will the eternal anglo ever recover?

had what felt like was a 1 second sleep last night

set the alarm, set to sleep and felt like I immediately woke up

>>68572177
me haha

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the year is 2016 AD

only videos of ladyboys getting barebacked hard gets me off now

fell asleep to a tony bomboni video at like 10pm just woke up with the laptop still on the bed and curtains open

alarm set for half 7 ffs

>>68572169
hrmm

>>68572192
is this glasgow?

>>68572181
sixty three per cent

>>68572181
Lundgren is a filthy racemixer, ironic that he's the face of Aryans

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Ah yes, the joys of race mixing

>>68572183
Him
>>68572177

>>68572169
me on the left

made a bit of a mess didnt i haha x

>>68572181
whats this from

posting inflammatory pictures in /cum/ but no one's biting

>>68572230
Met Junior Eastwood once. He was in a band. Genuinely great guy.

what % of transgirls do you think are just lonely men who decided to turn into their dream girl

>>68572181
i keep seeing the unedited image
what happened why is an italian kid waving knives around

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>>68572261

>>68572273
25%

>>68572169
what the fuck

>>68572274
Kid in US was getting bullied and brought a knife the school and the school security shot him in the neck.

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>>68572230
>when you can't be black or white

>>68572230
DeNiros daughter looks a lot like him desu

>>68572303
He isn't ugly, just fat..there's a difference

i just want to know love lads. is that so much to ask?

>>68572324
he also has autism

i'm fat, sad and lonely lads and i'm pretty sure the big problem in my life is race mixing

>>68572300
link to video please

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>>68572230
bad goy

donald trump is the first president in decades who didn't lie about his religious views to get votes

>>68572346
true

Do Celestials have Chakras?

>>68572345
well fuck, RIP in pieces millenials. People should stop having kids past 35 desu

>>68572361
alhamdulillah

>>68572361
he was pretty tame on the religion thing

desu he's the first Urban secular Republican in decades yet everyone is off their nut.

>>68572346
doing it or not doing it?

>>68572230
You talkin to my wife's son?

>>68572361
Didn't he lie saying he was Christian and the bible was his favourite book?

>>68572361
He did pander quite a bit

>two Corinthians

>>68572361
It's interesting I watched an interview with an evangelical Christian from the bible belt and he was asked why Trump won his state in the primaries over Cruz (can't remember where).

He said it's because Cruz was a snake oil salesman, that hw was a liar and that they saw through him. they don't NEED their candidate to beb an evangelical Christian (like Trump, who definitely isn't) but they would like it. However they would prefer a more honest, less Christian candidate, than a massively Christian candidate that they don't believe, or who comes across as disingenuous. Was very interesting interview.

>>68572403
he said it was his 2nd favorite, behind his own

lads

(5/2) = 2.5

(15/2) = 7.5

(1/6) = 0.166666666

2.5x7.5x0.166666666 = 3.125

but wait

(5/2) x (15/2) x (1/6) = 75/8 = 9.375

what the fuck?

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>tfw Trump is a liberal centrist who rused people into thinking he was hard right by making a couple of off-colour comments

lmao, he's literally a typical liberal New Yorker

>tfw can't talk about fucked up childhood with anyone and have to lie heavily to cover it up
>tfw doing this undermines all my relationships eventually

might have to top myself 2bh lads

>>68572386
>People should stop having kids past 35 desu
this lol
if you haven't had your first kid before 30 you probably shouldn't have any

>tfw my family all have lots of kids so the pressure is starting to mount on me since I'm getting older and am single.

desu its not that bad at least
my one cousin gets all the flack because shes in her mid 30s and is also single/childless while her brother and sister are both married with kids

>>68572434
not a digit

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>>68572434
I think you messed up your parentheses you dumb leaf

*rolls into the thread*

whoops this isn't /cum/ haha

*rolls away*

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

>>68572440
>saying Muslim immigration is a troublesome thing and that Mexican illegals are a major problem is "far right"

loving every kek

meanwhile Hillary would rattle her sabres all day and no one would blink

>>68572464
good lad but you didnt post the picture

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1481292304045.webm

me on the left

>>68572465
going alri. you alri?

>>68572465
fello fhere

>MUZZIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGPI4fzQa2Y

>>68572440
>socially liberal
>economically conservative
>politically nationalist

Literally perfect. I don't give a fuck if your made up sky man doesn't like what a fag does in his bedroom or what food you eat on a sunday. that doesn't mean I'm a commie and it doesn't mean I don't want to secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

>>68572443
tell us all lad

>>68572460
(5/2) x (15/2) x (1/6)

5*15*1 = 75
2*2*6 = 8

75/8 = 9.375

>>68572403
DESU the bible is central literature as much as the Iliad and Odyssey are, and being a christian is nbd

>>68572500
that's not how it works

the fractions are inside brackets so they're considered whatever fractions they are, not the individual components

>>68572471
ah yes

the 45th president of the united states of america

>>68572480
wtf is that??

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>>68572500
>2*2*6 = 8

>>68572520
so what if i didn't want to have a decimal?

you're saying i'm literally not allowed to have a fractional answer?

>>68572471
incredible when you really step back and do a think about it

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>>68572537

>>68572493
his children are literally married to Jews..

what ever happened to kpop lad?

>>68572480
now that right there is a god given talent

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>>68572524
>politics r srs buisns

>>68572543
matter of fact, i'm doing a think right now

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>aussie bfs parents are coming over
>never met them
>evangelical christians
>hate that he's gay
>they know i exist but still never wanted to meet me
>im already drunk at 1pm


Do I go outside visibly drunk and hide for a few hrs on a bench somewhere, lock myself in a room and pretend I'm not here even though they'll probably realise I am or do I meet them for the first time while twatted at 2pm on a tuesday

>>68572538
no they're fractions
5/2 = x
15/2 = y
1/6 = z
the question is asking for x*y*z
not what you're doing
also 2*2*6 is not 8

>>68572556
Okay so, not perfect I chose poorly but better than Clinton or Cruz and Rubio/Kasich were unelectable.

Hey lads need some advice here.
I'm 30 years old, had a decent job saved a lot of money never had issues with money perfect credit all that.

An opportunity came about to start business and I took the chance put every dollar I had into it. Well it was a failure and I've basically lost 125k cash, and just to keep the business a float I used credit cards that led to over 40k in CC debt.

I've been looking for a job for the past year with no luck but something has just arose and I should be getting a part time job about 24 hours a week at 18 dollars an hour. I'm currently living with my parents so I don't have any rent to pay, I can't afford a car. I'm starting to get worried about the CC debt because it's been almost a year since a paid anything and the phone calls are getting more frequent and my credit is now destroyed

>>68572571
meet them drunk with /brit/ for moral support

>>68572571
Bender

>>68572487
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

can't wait until the next crusade

>>68572578
>yank got it before you

howling

>>68572558
vpop is the new hotness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhvco7shBTY

>>68572536
some non-jew having a sex weewee to impress 2 tarts

>>68572571
bit gay

>aussie bfs
and, what are you?

>>68572602
I was taking longer to type out my post
also I'm distracted at the moment

>>68572571
walk out in a thong and act as faggy as possible

>>68572584
make a withdrawal from the bank of mum and dad haha

ask a schizophrenic anything

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found this picture in an old photo of me and the ex gf traveling to Tahoe

:(

>>68572630
what is your favourite postal company

>>68572600
fuck off yank, you are not associated to europe, you should not involve yourselves with anything that happens in europe or in the old world in general, america should fuck off and die

fucking little mollusc

>>68572631
font

>>68572630
what do the voices tell you about canadians

>>68572631
cuddling with a girl must be the comfiest of all feels
also fuck off turbo normie

>>68572498
rather not get into details lad

wondering if it's worth seeing a psychologist about it, but I'm a tad worried they'd just diagnose me as a headcase and prescribe me meds which isn't exactly going to help

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Lads.

>>68572612
pom

>>68572609
really not a good look, hope his wife knows what he's been doing

>>68572624
An Australian thong or a British thong?

I found out when a guy said they were in thongs here it doesn't mean what I thought it meant.

>>68572637
Toll

>>68572641

pretty quiet on the leaf front

>>68571237
>>68571326

train station is 3 minutes from my house and im at home with the pizza now

>>68572600
I can't stop my racism from growing, my area is being filled with Somalis and Pakis and I hate it, I am not being edgy but I can't stand the way they look, it disgusts me they look like fucking monsters. They don't belong here at all.

>>68572638
these people are ruining our quick stops and 7-11s though

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>I can't stop my racism from growing, my area is being filled with Somalis and Pakis and I hate it, I am not being edgy but I can't stand the way they look, it disgusts me they look like fucking monsters. They don't belong here at all.

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Oy vey these racists don't think Arabs are French or Austrian just because they're not French or Austrian!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNpt5KG5mis

>>68572571
battyman

>>68572649
it makes the sadness go away 2bh, literally feel depressed (not medically or anything) when I'm not with her

>>68572668
>Going out for nearly 2hours to get pizza instead of just getting it delivered for less than 10 canadian monopoly dollars

The STATE of you

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going to bed

grabbed lots and lots of blankets

plan to make it an EXTREMELY cosy sleep

>>68572658
>people across the world looking at your willy cumming
reckon this would be quite embarrassing 2bh

>>68572650
think of /brit/ as your free psychiatrist

now sit down and tell us what's troubling you

*peers at you from behind half moon spectacles*

*kicks chair out from beneath myself and hangs from my neck*

>>68572671
breed with their women and feed the men estrogen pills to neutralise them

>>68572668
>he actually traveled with a box full of pizza on the train

CACKLING

>>68572661
both
hang the shoe off your dong

>>68572649
best feeling in the world desu is cuddling with a cute girl that really likes you

they smell so nice and are so soft. when they first lay their head on you in bed the weight of the world disappears desu

>>68572571
take a cold shower and use some mouth wash

get yourself together and get through the shitstorm lahey, do it for randy.... do it for randy

>>68572696
would never leave my house again

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>>68572679
>Alt-right
when will this meme die

price discrimination is pretty bullshit lads

imagine having to pay more for a product than other people because you want it more

oh wait, that happens literally everyday

>>68572700
*furiously begins jerking you off while you're hanging*

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what do bags of sand feel like?

>>68572694
met an old mate from secondary on the bus ride home and ending up talking to him for half an hour when we got off
>>68572703
yeah? i hate eating at fast food places

been playing this let it die gameo

not bad for a freebie iissm (if i say so myself)

>>68572722
tell me about first second and third degree price discrimination lad

Honestly if you have a gf or have ever had a gf, could you kindly fuck off???

>>68572742
I don't own any new consoles

>>68572747
but I like it here

>>68572747
>never officially had a gf
>have fucked 12 girls

hmm alri, looks like im staying

>>68572753
thanks for the update x

>>68572747
nah mate, my life is way more fucked than 99% of the people here even though I have friends and a gf

your only problem is that you're lonely

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Any Aussies or Califags here ever go surfing?

the isles and the bays are for sportsmen

>>68572747
this

>>68572776
>transpa gay
>islels
hmmmmm no

If you've ever touched a woman, you're a normal. That's the rules.

>>68572747
'no'

>>68572770
>your only problem is that you're lonely


don't jump to conclusions like that, his life could be absolutely awful

>>68572772
ive been surfing in wales and costa rica

v nice sport, skills from skateboarding and snowboarding translated well and i got the hang of it more or less in a day

did it for a week before wiping out and hurting my ankle in shallow water after riding in a wave

want to do it again soon, looking into going to australia

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http://usatravel.about.com/video/Tipping-Etiquette-Around-the-World.htm

Is a 10% tip really expected in the UK?

Is a 12.5% really expected in Ireland?

Is it really rude to tip an Irish or British bartender instead of offering to buy them a drink?

>>68572772
a few times in highschool

>>68572797
>surfing in Wales

Where lad? the surf there is shit.

JUST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b085zxxk/muslims-like-us-episode-1

got told I'm like a heroin addict except I don't use heroin

lost like 10kg over the past year due to a lack of appetite

Why haven't you produced offspring yet?

>>68572799
10% is the standard british tip, but it's only done in restaurants really

don't tip bartenders or other to buy them drinks

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>>68572772
yea
this is just 5 minutes away from my home

>>68572810
around aberystwyth

the waves were shit compared to costa rica but you could still surf em, and there were surf shops in the little coastal villages

>>68572826
dad and grandad were abusive parents and I don't want to become one myself so I've decided not to

I'll see you in the Bane sticky on /tv/ lads

>>68572826
i have a son that I see a few times a month

>>68572797
>ive been surfing in wales
wtf
is there even surf in the UK?

I'm a continentalfag so I've never gone, but I'm hoping snowboard/skateboard skills will translate well.

what kind of board did you use?
I'm moving to Asia and looking to get into surfing since I'll be near the sea for a change.

I've only ever gone bodyboarding on the East Coast here

>>68572851
My grandfather was emotionally and physically abusive, my dad was emotionally abusive and I intend to break the chain completely.

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>>68572840
Ah cool, I'm from up North and it's all dogshite tbqh. Abersoch is good for getting twatted but it's not great for surfing.

>mfw they have an annual 'Wakestock' that was originally for surfing but is now just for a bunch of literal cheshire brats to get drunk and sexually assault locals

>>68572743
1DPD: profit is at its highest level, consumer surplus is at its lowest level

2DPD: bundling/tie-in

3DPD: profits are higher

>>68572826
I'm 21 and haven't got a job or a significant other that I can foresee a stable long term relationship with to provide a good upbringing for offspring

>handed the wrong essay in
>the one i've done is in for january
just fucking end it hahaha

Imagine coming upon a right wing unionist scot

it'd be like seeing the picture of pure edginess

>>68572897
contact your course people and inform them of your mistsake

never had to battle with no bulletproof vest

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>>68572839
man I'm so jealous
surfing seems like the coolest sport to me

I've seen pathetic attempts by people to surf on the great lakes but even in a stormswell the "waves" are like a foot high

windsurfing is a little better though but way more expensive

>>68572914
just done that, gonna get reduced mark on it though ffs

>>68572909
>right wing unionist

You can call a cat a dog but it doesn't make it so

>>68572864
yes theres surf in the south of the UK along the irish sea and english channel

where in asia are you moving to and what job will you have?
>>68572873
lmao do they still do the surfing at all?

>>68572826
I'm voluntarily celebate xD

when will the Muslims get kicked out of Europe?

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Yanks pronounce zebra Zeebra

>>68572949
No fucking idea mate haven't been in donkey's years. My sister's mates went a few years back and they got questioned by the police on 3 different rape incidents that had supposedly happened nearby or in their campsite.

>>68572966
ffs liverpudlian animals

>>68572952
>And, furthermore, that some people have a sex life and others don’t just because some are more attractive than others. I wanted to acknowledge that if people don’t have a sex life, it’s not for some moral reason, it’s just because they’re ugly. Once you’ve said it, it sounds obvious, but I wanted to say it.

>>68572958
4.5 million just walked in the past two years and no one has done anything desu

>>68572952
ha ha ha VERY nice

>>68572962
ew

>>68572940

there's nothing preventing someone from supporting british unionism and conservatism at the same time.

I'm just pointing out that scots who hold these positions are diametrically opposed in every way to the political culture there, and therefore would likely be very edgy people.

My longest ciao ever
ciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao

>>68572987
RIP

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>mfw a yank pronounces route near me

for no reason here's apu

>>68572981
i'm not ugly though, i'm just asocial

>>68573003
>supporting british unionism and conservatism at the same time.

Yeah it's called cognitive dissonance

>>68573019
Rowt

>>68573019
>that kid at school who pronounced it the american way and when you correct him he goes full autismo

>>68573047
>that kid who calls it soccer and you correct him and say it's Football he goes full autismo and says Brits invented the term soccer and he's totally not a yank

>>68573047
>learning how to pronounce words through yank media

sad!

>>68572914
haven't even done the other one :'( fml

>>68572981
who are you quoting

It's pronounced "buoy", not "buoy". Thanks

>>68573066
Been here

>when you hand in work due in weeks accidentally, not having done that weeks work and they're pissed off at you as if you're a lazy cunt who didn't do the work on purpose

just had toast sarnie lads

it was unironically delicious

>>68573047
>>68573063
>>68573064
cultural victory

>>68573088
it's like 40% of a module ahaha

>>68573103
Mate you're fucked

I use the american pronunciation of route for router as in the tool for cutting wood

but I use the correct pronunciation of route for internet router, and route

>>68573071
http://www.theparisreview.org/interviews/6040/michel-houellebecq-the-art-of-fiction-no-206-michel-houellebecq
>I hadn’t seen any novel make the statement that entering the workforce was like entering the grave. That from then on, nothing happens and you have to pretend to be interested in your work. And, furthermore, that some people have a sex life and others don’t just because some are more attractive than others. I wanted to acknowledge that if people don’t have a sex life, it’s not for some moral reason, it’s just because they’re ugly. Once you’ve said it, it sounds obvious, but I wanted to say it.

>>68573097
had a bacon butty

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>>68572949
Vietnam and teaching English
I mostly want to use it to fund a laid back free lifestyle while I'm there as well as save a bit.
I've heard the surf there isn't amazing but its decent enough with good swell depending on the time of year.
basically thinking where in the country to move to
Saigon has all the big city benefits and drawbacks plus higher wages (though inland), but Da Nang is a large beach city and is a lot cleaner/nicer.

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