/brit/

will I be cool if I start smoking?

>>68564915
me in the blue, holding the giant scissors

What is /brit/'s taste in music? Really hope I don't share this general with plebs desu

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>>68564915
*bites off your bollocks*

Really hope I don't share this general with people pathetic enough to think they're superior based on their music taste

>>68564963
wish i was that rhino

smoking a benson and hedges blue cigarette

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NEED my penis inside this girls fanny

>>68564842
cucks still not using legacy captcha
>

>>68565005
post more

I've worked with alcoholics before, but nothing that interesting. one of my coworkers, though, who worked two jobs worked with some kind of IV drug addict at his other job who overdosed. It was weird because as soon as he got hired my coworker friend was telling me he thought something was off about him. then two months later he;s dead

>>68564988
t.pleb

>>68564963
jeez they could've killed him first, what the fuck

>>68564842
Wheels aren't tyres.

>>68564962
drone metal
black metal
doom metal
dub techno
industrial techno
minimal techno
ambient dub
dub
jungle
ragga jungle
minimal drum & bass
IDM
experimental techno
outsider house

>>68564997
what's it called when you're a narcissist but you also hate yourself with a fiery passion

>>68565005
Will have a hard one explaining this to the DWP when they check your browsing history.

>>68564988
t. nickelback fan

>>68564955
you'll still look like a cuck, just now a cuck with yellow teeth

>>68564962
Listening to some Leon Vynehall at the moment, haven't heard any house in a while so thought I'd give it a spin. It's alright but nowt special. Probably gonna delete it after I've finished it.

The killers were literally a top tier band, I unironically enjoy a lot of their songs desu and don't care if people know

>>68565069
bollocks i forgot about that haha

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>What do you think of my boobs anon? Are they big enough for you?

>>68564963
cant believe youve done this

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Half English
Half German

Am I one of you?

>>68565005
Good picture but what's the basketball there for?

>>68565083
I really really enjoyed their first two albums

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>>68565051
I like my bollocks fresh off the vine

doing a poo then heading to the gym

realised I've finally given up

been fighting to be successful and happy for 10 years but finally I've had one setback too many

going to find a min wage job for 3-4 days a week and live in a rented room shitposting for the rest of my life

>>68564962
grime
garage
jungle
ruff sound
dnb
uk hip hop
bassline
funky house
dubstep
2step

>>68565101
nah lass seen snooker balls in socks more impressive than them

Interpol really are the "emperor's new clothes" of bands.

doig

>>68565111
so you're a royal then

>>68565064
Deano tier shit

>>68565135
congratulations, you've swallowed the final redpill

>>68565118
me with the horns

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>>68564962
Listen to what I like and don't listen to things I don't like

Can not stand runts who deliberately limit themselves to certain genres

>>68565083
If you live in a shit town with shit nightclubs, you get bored of hearing Mr. Brightside every fucking night.

*looks you up and down*

my my
what a sweet body you have darling x

>>68565064
>>68565140
These are ironic right?

>>68565118
>>68564963
christ, can't fathom living in africa. count your blessings i guess..

Where do I get an obedient wife who will be a good mother for our children?

emperor's new groove really is the emperor's new clothes of disney films

>>68565178
stop posting this toad

>>68564988
desu I don't get people who only identify themselves by what they consume
its identity marketing rubbish

that said you shouldn't be proud to consume garbage either like a dog eating its own poo.

>>68565208
In the 1950s

I like vaporwave.

>>68565193
no listen to some /brit/core
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWnMbZV66p4

>>68565208
asians lad

the white girls aren't really about that life

>>68565193
first guy
no
have been listening to nothing but Earth, Sunn O))), Boris, Burzum, Mayhem and Mgla for the last week

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>>68565205
Lucky for you Africa lives in the US.

>>68565189
Thanks luv haha x

I like synth atm but open to other less meme genres also. On an unrelated note, can anyone explain why arctic monkeys are considered a good band? Ive listened to plenty of their stuff and it's literally all generic shite. Are they an emperors new clothes band?

>>68565254
that guy looks Mexican

Anyone seen the latest Tom Scott video? There's something off about the woman he has in it and I can't quite place it.

>>68565236
newsworthy right there

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>>68565254
hmmm

i think i need a poo

honestly not sure

@291
don't do this ever again

>>68565242
Don't live in urban England tbqh so don't get it

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>>68565291
>Yanks are retarded paleolithic memelords

woah
my eyes are really open now

>>68565291
I'm in

>>68565310
go on mate, have a poo

have a poo on me

>>68565291
state of this thread

>>68565236
>should've gone to little chef

howling

>>68565236
>be a dwarf
>don't grow out a beard

Never understood this.

Would like to go on a tour of Tottenham and Croydon.

>>68565285
Alex Turner is a pretty good lyricist (or was).

>>68565396
fuck are you on about

just had an idea for a gimmick come to me: when a new thread's been made, you do a recap and fedorapost all the threads that needed it in the past thread, but in the new one

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the Yule lads

unimpressed with all posts in this thread thus far

>>68565251

thoughts on deafheaven?

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>go on /asp/ to talk about surfing
>every thread is about wrestling
wtf is the point of this board?

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*consider doing a great post*

hmm

*decide against it*

>>68565453
a meme

surfing

in fucking canada

>>68565461
answered your own question mate

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The ideal schedule

>Futures and Options Markets
>Money, Credit and Finance
>Economics of Equity Markets
>Theory of Strategic Management
>Consumer Behaviour

Then bullshit courses. Maybe
>Human Impact on the Environment
>The Medieval World

I am SO drunk right now lads honestly

If one of you were naked right now I would do ANYTHING

haha

>>68565445
me on the left, middle

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who here /northernirishgf2017/?

>>68565488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtqvhT6_Dug

i beg your pardon

fine if no one else is gonna post a good choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhdeDSilk0s

need a gf i can have sex with

>>68565504

how's guelph bud

>>68565504
ummm try again sweetie x

>Quantum Mechanics II
>Atomic Physics I
>Condensed Matter Physics II
>Dissertation/Project
>Advanced Research in Physics
>General Relativity
>Nuclear Physics

>>68565445
*swipes you sausage*

>>68565541
Bit gay

*sniffs your doorway*

>>68565435
wrong thread

you should play shadowverse, it's a good game

not a fan of the so called "laplace transformation"

>>68565554
Bit cold out

>>68565489
Excellent post

>>68565532

>not posting surfing in tofino

son, I am dissapoint

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>>68565531
his other crime was pedophilia

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>mfw people say they don't like funk near me

>commute
>work
>commute
>work
>commute
>work
>commute
>work
>commute
>work
>commute
>work
>commute

ah yes life

>>68565531
Me la but honestly would take any gf

>>68565615
the pattern actually goes

>commute
>work
>commute
>commute
>work

>commute
>work
>commute
>/brit/
>rolling machine spliff
>sleep
repeat x infinite

>>68565606
>pedophilia

foy

>there are unironically people who don't bike to work/school

absolute runts

>>68565559
Ah yes, useless trash to learn unless you're one of the few geniuses who will actually make use of it

Enjoy doing "research" for the rest of your life

>>68565659
>repeat x infinite
sounds like a good film namela

>>68565615
Genuinely love my commute tbqh.

I live in the city but work in the country so I get to freely pass thousands of cucks stuck in traffic going the other way every morning, then again going back in the afternoon.

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wew how did this end up here...

>>68565651
i have to work when i get back from work too though

>>68565673
mad and jealous
ah yes

just had a two hour make out session with the gf on the bed

she let me rub her clit for a good 30 seconds before pulling my hand away

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Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3

ah yes a few exams in A-levels dictate your entire life

>>68565705
you were probably rubbing her piss hole by mistake

>>68565720

say your prayers first boyo

goin 2 maccas, you lads want anything? im buying aha

>>68565720
*tucks you in*
"night night sweetie xx"
*gives the signal*

>>68565755
ya mus cunt

>>68565755
20 nuggs

>>68565698
disgusting fucking racist

>>68565705
are you 15

exams
or as I've taken to call them "memorization contests"

>>68565755
a mcburger please my good man

do you ever dream about being the hero lads?

cause I don't

If there was a situation where I could either run and save my own life or go into somewhere and try to save people while risking my own life I would run 100% of the time

and don't even try to call me a coward you would do exactly the same

ah yes the so-called "Irish"

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481582808301.webm

>>68565701
>jealous

Howling at you

>>68565784
shant
>>68565785
okay sweetums xx
>>68565808
dont make that anymore la'

>>68565755
6 big mac's and 18 nuggers please boss

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r8 the new wallet

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>>68565817

AHHH LOOK AT ME IM BRITISH AY AY AY LOVE AMERICANS WHOOO SUCKY SUCKY LEMON SQUEEZY

>>68565851
>band
extremely underrated

>>68565755
24 nug nugs and a large still fanta

>>68565851
>Ahh yes normal wallets just don't close enough for me I need one with an elastic band

on second thought im not buying you lads anything from maccas, ungrateful runts if im honest.

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>>68565817
>you will never be this passionate about anything

>>68565817
I unironically have known people like this except autistic about corn.

>>68565878
underrated

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>an elastic band
>around his wallet

>>68565851
post tryhard studded meme core

>>68565947
>>68565890
>hating wallet bands
they are super helpful desu

the oneitis is a horse girl lads

his oneitis is a centaur, supposedly

Why the fuck would you need a band around a wallet?

You always keep it in your back left pocket, it's not going to randomly open itself.

Sign of autism.

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>you will always be a continentalfag
it hurts

>>68565947
they are extremely helpful

>>68565947
the elastic band is the wallet you biscuit

>>68565817
Guarantee he fucks the potatos

the oneitis is a horse

neigh

The gf is insisting on going to bed at 11. What do i do for the 3 hours it'll take me to get to sleep

Went for a poo earlier

keeping your wallet in your back pocket is the worst decision you could make and i think anyone who does so shouldn't be allowed outside the house without their carer

Got a Christmas card from my students lads.

There's a couple of XOXOs and hearts drawn next to signatures from female students there haha.

Dead chuffed tbqh.

Gonna kill myself Christmas Eve lids, mum's gonna freak

>>68566052
*kicks you*

whoa don't stand behind me mate haha

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>>68565967
>>68566012
>>68566020
do you lads attach your wallet to a chain on your belt loop and wear finger-less glove too?

>>68566072
NONCE

1. Economics/Finance
2. Engineering
3. Computer Science
4. Pure Maths
5. Everything else

>>68566073
Why though

>>68566063
finger her

>>68566092
There's nothing wrong with putting your wallet on a chain

>>68566065
I put mine in my jacket's inner pocket.

kicked your bitch to the curb she was too dramatic

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Gunna be a bit hot today lads

>>68566072
sending this to the 'HQ

>>68566065
desu I either keep mine in my jacket pocket, my bag or my front pocket if its not too bulky with change.

>>68565851
Nice band faggot.

Should have just gotten a velcro one fag.

>>68566109
>1. Economics/Finance
good lad

>>68565851
hmmm

>>68566092
there's nothing wrong with fingerless globes
I use them in the winter when I'm driving.

ah yes densely populated countries with an extremely competitive job market

worked out my oneitis's address from one of her instagram photos
it's only a 4 hour drive

wll she think it weird?

>>68566065
wish i could though ha

>>68566109
You can do anything finance related with a maths degree Tbh

>>68566113

Dropped out of Uni without telling parents, won't get my loan in January so won't be able to afford rent.

dancin in the moonlight

everybodys feeling warm and bright

>>68566126
>>68566093
I teach at uni you donkeys.

There are no "students" in primary/secondary education, those kids are called "pupils".

>>68566179
no lad this is how my parents met
*calls the police*

>>68566178
go somewhere where you have skills that are in demand then

>solicitors are glorified secretaries
>barristers are reserved for oxbridge boys

ah yes the wondrous degree of Law

Started getting anxious if I don't get a drink each evening lads

>>68566187
Erm get a borrow and a job? x

>>68566072
NONCE ALERT
**WEEOO WEEOO**
NONCE ALERT
**WEEOO WEEOO**

>>68566227
>uni students giving their teachers christmas cards

VERY suspicious story

nearly finished watching the room

christ what a waste of time, how did this cost $6 million to make

>>68565673
as opposed to posting half problems on /brit/ and waving your micro duck around because you can do them?

>>68566259
Reckon you're 'holic

>>68566072
You are going down for noncing

>>68566186
There's something autistic about people who go for pure maths though

doing a degree in management lmfao
still study econ tho

>>68566260

I've been catatonic in bed for four months, I'm beyond saving m8. Even if I did get a job I'd have to walk 40 hour weeks just to scrape by on the bare minimum.

Serious Question:

Would my dad not left me if he was british?

>>68566280
the adam sandler movie Jack and Jill cost $79m

>girls on tinder who give you the bare minimum response
what do they mean by this

>>68566125
enjoy xx

Right lads it's nearly crimbo/new year, the plan: get a lonely uni gf

doing a google streetview tour of tottenham

looks positively charming

>>68566322
isn't that like 300k starting

>>68566291
Definitely not 'holic, but I imagine this is how it starts

christmas is less than two weeks away

>>68566330
Then fucking do it, there's people been in your situation before.

>>68566350
Good plan

>>68566346
Insecurity masquerading as confidence.

Business idea: give an aussie a lump of coal for being so bitter

the plan: say I'm getting a gf but put no effort into doing it

>>68566261
>>68566304
See >>68566227

>>68566276
What's suspicious about it?

>>68566359
Genuinely awful. Outer bits of London are awful

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>>68566381
too late lad

>>68566381
t.spectrumer

>>68566360
big money for a big course

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>>68566338
Lads I need an answer

HOLY FECK

How do people park in these tiny streets ON BOTH SIDES OF THE ROAD!

This is utter madness

>>68566359
54 meridian walk

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>>68566072
wish I got something from someone

>>68566436
please stop looking at the outer bits

>>68566428
Are you black

>>68566322
What is your program called?

What degree do you recieve?

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>>68566349
>mfw going to be hotter today than the hottest recorded weather in the UK ever

How do the arabs survive?

Deadest team on the planet

Thinking about changing my life for the better
Maybe tomorrow

>>68566368

That's why I just said I'm doing it on crimbo eve. Wanna fuck up the spiteful cunt that is my mum's christmas on the way out hahahaha

>>68566436
by not buying fat shit pick up trucks

>>68566460
No I'm latino

>>68566409
FBI only operates in the US lad.

Get the CIA on this.

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I'll wait until the Aussies and Califags are up to talk about surfing then

take all my posts seriously lads

I NEVER make ironic posts

>>68566469
it's only gonna be 28° in brisbane today desu

just hang out by the pool with the lads

>>68566476
I meant get a job you bloody pube, look if you hate your mum that much you can just scrape by with a job for now and then move away live your own life away from her.

>>68566456

Why? I just saw a lovely church close to the spurs stadium

>>68566476
What's your mummy done

>>>/gif/9747876

worst thing I have seen on the internet, not for the faint hearted
mexican cartel video

>>68566513
I never even read your posts lad

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she has a point, you know

>>68566461
Management & Innovation

MSci

rustlers

>>68566520

I just said I'm incapable of working, I can barely work up the energy to go down the road to co op every few days.

>>68566469
Arabs wear comfy loose silk robes while Aussies are still wearing shit European clothes instead of hot weather wear.

you should all switch over to togas

>>68566539
Give me a synopsis please t. temporarily on mobile

>>68566372
Haven't started yet though haha, but surely there's going to be some lonely birds hanging around

>>68566539
I saw your mum once

>>68566539
Needs that wall built

>>68566570
It's easy knowing who are the shy ones

fuck girls dude
you can't say a single thing without it getting relayed to everyone

>>68566539
oh for Fucks Sake™

and thats it?

>>68566568
hopped up a lad on drugs so that he doesn't pass out then cut off his face then slowly beheaded him

>>68566560
How is that incapable? you're just making excuses for being a lazy cunt, before I started working I was a NEET for years who stepped outside maybe once or twice a month, getting a job will be good for you.

>>68566539
seen that a while ago

˙ʇıɥs ǝןʇʇıן noʎ 'ʇuǝuıʇuoɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ ɟɟo ssɐ ǝןqɐɹǝsıɯ ɹnoʎ ǝdıʍ oʇ ʇuǝʇxǝ ןןnɟ sʇı oʇ ʇı ǝsn ןןıʍ ı puɐ sdɹoɔ ǝuıɹɐɯ sǝʇɐʇs pǝʇıun ǝɥʇ ɟo ןɐuǝsɹɐ ǝɹıʇuǝ ǝɥʇ oʇ ssǝɔɔɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı ʇnq 'ʇɐqɯoɔ pǝɯɹɐun uı pǝuıɐɹʇ ʎןǝʌısuǝʇxǝ ı ɯɐ ʎןuo ʇou ˙spuɐɥ ǝɹɐq ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ʇsnɾ s’ʇɐɥʇ puɐ 'sʎɐʍ pǝɹpunɥ uǝʌǝs ɹǝʌo uı noʎ ןןıʞ uɐɔ ı puɐ 'ǝɯıʇʎuɐ 'ǝɹǝɥʍʎuɐ ǝq uɐɔ ı ˙pıʞ 'pɐǝp ƃuıʞɔnɟ ǝɹ’noʎ ˙ǝɟıן ɹnoʎ ןןɐɔ noʎ ƃuıɥʇ ǝןʇʇıן ɔıʇǝɥʇɐd ǝɥʇ ʇno sǝdıʍ ʇɐɥʇ ɯɹoʇs ǝɥʇ ˙ʇoƃƃɐɯ 'ɯɹoʇs ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝɹɐdǝɹd ɹǝʇʇǝq noʎ os ʍou ʇɥƃıɹ pǝɔɐɹʇ ƃuıǝq sı dı ɹnoʎ puɐ ɐsn ǝɥʇ ssoɹɔɐ sǝıds ɟo ʞɹoʍʇǝu ʇǝɹɔǝs ʎɯ ƃuıʇɔɐʇuoɔ ɯɐ ı ʞɐǝds ǝʍ sɐ ˙ɹǝʞɔnɟ 'uıɐƃɐ ʞuıɥʇ ¿ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo ǝɯ oʇ ʇıɥs ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıʎɐs ɥʇıʍ ʎɐʍɐ ʇǝƃ uɐɔ noʎ ʞuıɥʇ noʎ ˙spɹoʍ ƃuıʞɔnɟ ʎɯ ʞɹɐɯ 'ɥʇɹɐǝ sıɥʇ uo ǝɹoɟǝq uǝǝs uǝǝq ɹǝʌǝu sɐɥ ɥɔıɥʍ ɟo sǝʞıן ǝɥʇ uoısıɔǝɹd ɥʇıʍ ʇno ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ noʎ ǝdıʍ ןןıʍ ı ˙ʇǝƃɹɐʇ ɹǝɥʇouɐ ʇsnɾ ʇnq ǝɯ oʇ ƃuıɥʇou ǝɹɐ noʎ ˙sǝɔɹoɟ pǝɯɹɐ sn ǝɹıʇuǝ ǝɥʇ uı ɹǝdıus doʇ ǝɥʇ ɯ’ı puɐ ǝɹɐɟɹɐʍ ɐןןıɹoƃ uı pǝuıɐɹʇ ɯɐ ı ˙sןןıʞ pǝɯɹıɟuoɔ 003 ɹǝʌo ǝʌɐɥ ı puɐ 'ɐpǝɐnb-ןɐ uo spıɐɹ ʇǝɹɔǝs snoɹǝɯnu uı pǝʌןoʌuı uǝǝq ǝʌ’ı puɐ 'sןɐǝs ʎʌɐu ǝɥʇ uı ssɐןɔ ʎɯ ɟo doʇ pǝʇɐnpɐɹƃ ı ʍouʞ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ ןן’ı ¿ɥɔʇıq ǝןʇʇıן noʎ 'ǝɯ ʇnoqɐ ʎɐs ƃuıʞɔnɟ ʇsnɾ noʎ pıp ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

Why do coke dealers ask you if you want your coke cut with benz? I always say no, when they ask. Is there any reason someone would want cut coke?

>>68566608
t. runt who dates runts

>>68566629
never heard that one before

>>68566616
Ah yes, the mexicanos

>>68566636
>dates
haha yeah totally mate

>>68566605
I'll be going to the uni library tomorrow to do some work, going to hope theres some shy qts there

>>68566552
This is a master's program?

>>68566545
No lad I'm pretty sure she's all rounded, not a pointy bit on her.

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I went to my doctors today, I thought it was about time that I sort out my depression and better myself. I didn't even manage to explain my circumstances and was completely cut off by the doctor because I said I was depressed. She scalded me for the 'self-diagnosis' and gave me a leaflet on self harm and a Samaritans phone number in case I feel the need to cry down the phone to someone. Made me feel even worse tobehonest.

Needless to say, I shan't be returning any time soon.

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>>68566629
i'll cut you in a second if you dont FUCK OFF

>>68566628
>ε00 confirmed kills

Guinea pigs are the lowest form of pet.
Seriously. They're very, VERY easy to take care of -- you basically just feed them and replace their bedding every now and then -- but they don't love you at all. They don't pay attention to you unless you're bringing food. Otherwise, they want nothing to do with you. They're selfish. They're also really boring; they can't learn tricks or even 'vocalize' what they want like dogs or cats can.
Never get a guinea pig for a pet. They're just not good companions at all. You're basically spending lots of money on something that barely even exists. Might as well get goldfish; at least they're prettier and less messy. No, wait, goldfish will acknowledge your existence and follow you around their bowl sometimes. So goldfish are better.
If you want a guinea pig, you could literally just get a pillow and stick some googly eyes on it and call it a day. It's virtually the same thing except you wouldn't have to deal with it shitting everywhere.

>>68566629
they are almost certainly doing it anyway

benzocaine just numbs your mouth, good coke should do that on it's own without any adulterants

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>depression

>>68566664
Only problem is that they are mostly fridged

>>68566680
dont know what to say lad, try a psychologist? fuck knows ha

He is being pretty condescending tbqh

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>>68566563
Fuck off paki I survive just fine in my European clothes because I'm not a fucking softcunt and if it's an absolute fucking scorcher (over body temp) I can take my top off because I don't have a half foot layer of blubber to embarrass me like you do.

>>68566522

Been an absolute cunt her whole life, she's just a complete bipolar wreck incapable of loving anyone other than herself. She should never have procreated.

>>68566623

Even if I did get a job I'll be homeless because my mum won't take me back after failing Uni, I'm already half way into my overdraft and I don't have enough time to get a job and get paid enough to make January's rent payment. Basically no matter what I'll be homeless come January, even if I wasn't a worthless cunt incapable of work.

>>68566727
Just want someone to hold hands and cuddle with desu with you mate

My mate's mother has just died, he's coming round right now and I'm going to be a shoulder to cry on for the next 8 hours.

>>68566675
bet you took a while to think up of this one

>buying cocaine

What a waste of money.

>>68566519
33*C here in Melb, lovely weather. Got a rental inspection today (hope they aren't picky bastards like last time and fuck off quickly) then I can spend the rest of my day off drinking in the sun with my flatmate.

bit sad lads

was at work and working next to the this qt girl and she never said a word to me for about 2 hours then this bald older guy comes along and joins the desk we were working at and she immediately starts talking to him,

I should've said hi and engaged conversation with her but I'm an autist sperg with social anxiety and don't know what normies talk about so I was happy she never talked to me but also sad at the same time, might off myself.

Hot countries are fine because they get like 40/50% humidity, ie Australia

If it hits 30c in the UK then death is certain because of the 95-98% humidity

>>68566758

give him a blowie to cheer him up la

/r/ing that the next edition be a cocaine edition with the /brit/ coke pic

next thread will be a "going to bed" edition with an anime girl in her bed ready to go sleep

>>68566754
Cant blame you. Probably the best thing to come home too

>>68566773
been there done that

next

>>68566770
got some off a girl in a club at the weekend

wouldn't buy it myself though

>>68566730
>trivial tumblr terms have made it into politics

banter

just woke up from a nap where i was working for donald trump as an adviser, i was just getting the courage to tell him to laugh more and smile as people think he has no sense of humour

i was worried about getting fired though since he'd probably be offended

was a fun dream desu

w-wish it was real

>>68566773
DEFINITELY know this feel

unironically support board room gender quotas lads

>>68566852
been there done that

next

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All my nightmares have aliens in them.

Probably because I'm so alienated HAHA

>>68566880
Why though

>>68566880
Care to explain your beliefs?

>>68566880
don't believe you

>>68566730
she got BTFO

>>68566773
I'm the opposite lad, had a great night at work last night.
>tfw girl who works with me comes in on her day off after being at the pub
>the guy she was out with is with her
>start talking and joking around, tell her I could take my break and give a cheeky wee wink at her.
>she blushes, smiles and laughs.
>guy she's with has a face like thunder.

>>68566898
all my nightmares have bears and skeleton pirates in them for some reason

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>>68566898
y-yea
that's why

Is it socially acceptable to live in your parents house for a long period of time post-graduation in order to search for work

>>68566880
>ah yes let's employ people based on arbitrary things rather than merit

got a new memory foam mattress lads, the comfiness is off the scale

slept for over 12 hours last night, might just sleep my shitty life away

>>68566925
ah yes, things that never happened x

I unironically love Christmas because my family were not a bunch of nonces.

found another bad one

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>>68566938
pretty sure I know what film gave you those nightmares but I don't know

>>68566943
im 21 and still live with mummy

dont plan on moving out till they die

haha

who fucking cares

my nightmares are complete fucking terrifying horror films

so much atmosphere and shit

>>68565064
all me

>>68566938
Last nightmare I had was when I was about 6 and all I can remember are dancing skeletons

This was almost 15 years ago and it's too spooky still

>>68566943
define long period

>>68566951
ummm you can employ them on merit, just have to make sure at least 40% are women. People already employ based on arbitrary things, mainly whether the person is like the other people on the board, and that tends to be male

there is a spastic amount of painted lines, words, and symbols on roads and road signs and stuff

seems you'd need to be a rocket scientist to understand all of this

>>68567034
lucky lad

>>68566982
Please describe this X

I liked the last one

>>68567016
1-3 years

all my dreams are just really strange

I try to write some of them down but often I forget most of them after I get up because I'm either focused on getting ready or tired and fall back asleep

I don't remember my dreams/nightmares

it's so annoying my life is so shit the only time I can get any escape is in my dreams

>gore videos
back to /b/, child, no-one wants to see those horrible videos

>>68566943
>is it socially acceptable
who gives a fuck 2bh

don't care about any of your dreams fuck off

>>68567019
Why though? Why?

>>68567093
found the newfag lol

if you dont watch gore videos everyday you're not a real anonymous

>>68567073
have you tried taking lots of vitamin B6 before bed?
that and consciously focus yourself while you are falling asleep to 'remember' any dreams you might have, then right them down immediately as you wake up.

>>68567010
>Last nightmare I had was when I was about 6
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I used to be afraid of sleeping until quite recently lmao

So when's the next /brit/ meetup? Can we do a london one?

had a virgin dream last night that I was a virgin

woke up and im still a virgin

raging

>>68567019
>just have to make sure at least 40% are women.
what if there's no suitable female candidates?

you realise you're all going on a watchlist for watching ISIS torture videos right?

how fucking stupid can you be

>>68567065
over 1 without a job is already dodgy

if you're working you can always use the saving excuse

>>68566880
I believe that we should employ based on geography.

If a board in Scotland, then only 4% of the board should be ethnic.

If say it's a small firm with 5 board members, then 4% of 5 = 0.2 meaning that it's fine not to have a minority because you can't ahve 0.2 percent of a person.

If it's above 1.0 then you can. So a group of 100 board members should have 4 minorities.

I don't believe in quotas really though, merit > gender/colour.

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>open the door to your living room
>see this

what do?

>>68567137
bet you sleep in the virgin position and have the virgin snore

>>68567148
You're on it too now pal.

The /brit/ reckoning must be close now