/brit/

If you don't earn over 50k a year I don't consider you an adult desu.

DED

hannah here :3

>>68562177
Pounds or USD?

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fixed the leaf

Shan't be reading any runt posts

>>68562144
>janny doesnt like soph

my heart is crushed

>janny leaves the yank thread

hmmmm

what salary are you supposed to be on at 22 y/o

>>68562190
PLEASE PLEASE HAVE A PENIS

tesco man hasn't come yet lads ;_;

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please join the fedora reclamation project

Lads
Do you think Rosy is saving up money to get a nose job?

>>68562217
60k min

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british boys <3

>>68562217
at least 30-35k

>>68562144
FOY

>>68562190
Hannah you spanner lets have a go on your fanner

>>68562217
about 400k

in zimbabwe dollars haha

>>68562177
does 50k euro count?

>>68562217
age + 10

>>68562198
What do you think you fucking thick yank?

my body has been getting weird recently
like when I hear something that displease me my heart start pounding really fast (the "I can feel it in my whole body" type of speed) and the left hemisphere of my brain starts hurting a lot
hope its nothing bad haha

any of you have a imgur link for her?

>>68562005

>>68562217
70000 GBP minimum lad, anything lower and you'll be a social outcast. Women won't even consider you a man.

>>68562246
doesn't look very indian desu

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>>68562199
terrible flag, kill yourself

>>68562292
what are you on about you dense twat

>>68562285
look into ASMR brain massages lad

>>68562223
I do yeah haha

>>68562262
don't hit on me silly boy

might do a shave

*invades Belgium*

>>68562277
>32k at 22

pisss offf

H

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>masters from an RG
>first job out of uni was min wage
>5 years later only earn 21k
>was on 27k last year but the company went bust
>hate my job, has nothing to with my career aspirations
>can't get into my desired profession even though it's not at all lucrative

>>68562310
I'm asking if there is an imgur album of her photos that any of you have a link to.

>>68562217
20k and 40k in debt

i make 22k a year and live at home and my parents pay for my food and car insurance and shit and i live like a fucking king

>>68562330
bit rude

>>68562334
should have gone to uni

>>68562277
>Brits are expected to make 10k/yr as soon as they leave the womb
grim

>>68562342
should've gone to durham

>>68562342
what job and degree?

are you the environmental engineering lad?

>>68562342
loads in this boat mate
these students on here dont realise whats coming yet lol

>>68562360
haha

>>68562342
>civil servant
>paid 30k to do nothing all day
>1% pay rise every year guaranteed
>get the queen's Birthday off

Feels ok man

>>68562356
me too lad but i just want to get out of this city eventually

you see people you recognise everywhere and nothing ever changes

What are you listening to right now boys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_9RaWjCBu8

great commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZA-57h64kE

>>68562330
>belgium
>>>/x/

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>OMG you're British?! I am like *obsessed* with British stuff
>Yeah I must have seen the Harry Potter movies like a HUNDRED times

jeff buckley desu

>>68562342
lol

>law

ah yes, A*A*A* to get into a runt-tier university, breakneck competition, all to become a glorified secretary

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>>68562390
lol i love it. these students all think they'll walk into good jobs. can't wait until they envy "deano" with his audi and mortgage in 5 years time ahahahah

>>68562410
>1% payrise
grim

This video had a few thousand views and he had a few hundred subscribers 5 days ago

It now has 1.2M views and he has a few hundred thousand subscribers, what the fuck happened there

https://youtu.be/C0_1g5FVYAc

>>68562427
Hope you're obsessed with the smeg under my foreskin you dirty bint.

>>68562416

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZzBd41NuZw

>>68562292
>>68562310
http://imgur.com/a/EioLc
Hm?

>>68562416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hJL4scDwEQ

>>68562443
when I started I was paid 21k

I'm now getting 30k for doing the exact same job

It's ok

>>68562427
why do slags always have huge pointy chins?

>>68562416
a so-called tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vikwfvPBI_g

the LGBT people are literally destroying society

how do we stop their agenda once and for all

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*walks towards you*

>>68562445
got posted on /brit/ then got posted on lad bible and shit

then again some lad who posted it to /brit/ probably got it from reddit or twitter

If you aren't earning at least six figures, don't have a first class STEM degree from a russell group uni, aren't AT LEAST 6' tall and don't have an above average willy (both length AND girth) then i don't consider you human desu

>>68562427
1,2

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>>68562445
reddit presumably

>>68562482
how many years have you been there

>>68562496
>being this bluepilled and shallow
mongo

>>68562496
how are they you mad bastard

>>68562380

Too doxxable to say, but it was not engineering of any kind

>>68562518
too many if you believe TSR

>>68562501
>tfw 5'12
so close but so far

who /STEAM/ here

>>68562520
>>68562519
found the gays

>>68562445
reviewbrah is better

>>68562427
1,2

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>>68562498
...
...
...
bint
...
...
...

>>68562476
thanks lad

tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBf7woTzVZg

>>68562571
me
what games do you play id love to have a friend

>>68562519
>>68562520
They're destroying nuclear families which are the fundamental cell of society. They're also raising generations of people to question their own gender causing enormous mental anguish in the process. Also sexual promiscuity is rampant.

They're degenerates.

>>68562501
>tfw have a 2.0 from oxbridge
so close but so far

If you kill yourself, you die

good night lads

>>68562575
t. reviewbrah

>>68562624
>not replying to my post about what you're listening to
gay

>>68562638
oh stop complaining

>>68562654
who wins?

>>68562571
>>68562635
>playing computer games
is there anything more pathetic for a "man" to spend his time on

>>68562660
*fucks you*

>>68562654
If you kill yourself, do you win?

>>68562575
reviewrunt can fuck off

>>68562638
hahahaha imagine being this retarded

tugging at my foreskin

feel exhausted and like I need to pass out lads

>>68562638
>being this bluepilled

What a simple view on life lad
Did you literally just come from Facebook?

Hang around /pol/ for a bit

>>68562555
>>68562666
>I got trips twice in a row
proud moment desu

>>68562445
hello everyone
this is
running from the police
food review!

>>68562638
>gays cant have kids
>adopt some poor kid who would have grown up in an orphanage
ahh, yes. "degenerate"

what if the more try

the less we get

open more doors and close many

really can't see it lads, the cloud is closing

too mature for uni

>>68562445
all over the popular facebook content pushers

>>68562727
>formatting all your posts the same
not a fan 2bh

>>68562755
what?

>>68562727
want a medal ha

>>68562782
fucking post machines

>>68562677
reading

>>68562635
fucking machine simulator 2016

>>68562782
erm

fucking hell this film is brutal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Y907G7AfM

>>68562445
Always freaks me out when he eats the chicken
It goes in whole and he just spews out the bone a second later

>>68562809
go on then

>>68562777
soz mate it has a nice rhythm to it

>>68562635
>>68562677

you misunderstand

STEAM = science technology engineering arts mathematics

"STEM" is outdated

>not giving yourself (You)'s to boost your ratio
doing it wrong

>>68562691
>>68562721
Every child needs a mother and a father. It's how nature intended and studies reflect it's the best environment for children to be raised in. Moreover, adults need the nuclear family too.

Homosexuality denies both. The gender stuff is even worse because you can't even be a successful, well adjusted person if you're confused about your own body and want to knife yourself. These things are hurting so many people and communities.
>>68562744
They don't just adopt though. They have surrogacy and insemination meaning they can have children from birth.

The nuclear family is destroyed and people wonder why society -which is based on the nuclear family- is also destroyed?

Love the fact my uni offers actual food rather than burgers and pizza

Having a nice pork with ancho sauce, roast carrots, and herb baked potato dinner

>>68562677
t. Deano, FIFA extraordinaire

>>68562846
here you go

need a fringe gf

>>68562887
murderer

>>68562885
Hm yes I and I wonder who created these people

>>68562887
t. southerner on holiday
fuck off posh pansy cunt

>he doesn't cook for himself

loooooool

I M amamm

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>>68562859
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STEAM_fields

>STEAM fields are science, technology, engineering, and mathematics, together with art. STEAM is designed to integrate STEM subjects and the art of design in the classroom. These programs aim to teach students to think critically and have an engineering or design approach towards real-world problems while building on their mathematics and science base.[1] STEAM programs add art to STEM curriculum by drawing on design principles and encouraging creative solutions.[1][2][3][4]

>>68562885
>muh nuclear family
fuck off back to /pol/

a q p

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the tummy game ridiculous

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cheated on the gf again lads

>>68562950
Body is hot, face is not.

w

>>68562965
hate when that happens 2bh

poor unfortunate souls

is duck meat expensive?

>>68563002
glad I decided not to include 2

>>68563002
damn

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*continues walking towards you*

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May do a rewatch of the ol twin peaks

>>68563029
dont know

>>68563068
winner winner chicken dinner

off i go for this wank then

What could ReviewBrah do to get his old excitement back? asking for a friend

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>Just landed a Tinder date with a qt
>Not until January

This could go so terribly, awfully wrong lads.

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http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0303264712001542

>This paper examines population structure through the prism of pairwise genetic distances. Two complementary perspectives, framed as two simple questions, are explored: Q1: What is the probability that a random pair of individuals from the same local population is more genetically dissimilar than a random pair from two distinct populations? Q2: On average, how genetically different are two individuals from the same local population, in comparison with two individuals chosen from any two distinct populations? Models are developed to provide quantitative answers for the two questions, given allele frequencies across any number of markers from two diploid populations. The probability from Q1 is shown to drop to zero with increasing number of genetic markers even for very closely-related populations and rare alleles. The average genetic dissimilarity of two individuals from distinct populations diverges from the average dissimilarity of two individuals from the same population by a percentage dependent on estimates of population differentiation. This perspective also suggests a measure of population distance based on the intuitive notion of pairwise genetic distance, along with a simple method of estimation. Results from recent empirical research on inter-individual genetic distance in human populations are analyzed in the context of the theoretical framework.

Leftard mental gymnastics inbound lads

If i wanted pizza, i could go and get a woodfire stone baked one on campus

Or a burger? A nice artisan made chuck complimented by sweet potato side conveniently located in the same place

Prefer normal meals though

>>68563092
read every word of this post

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>>68563048
*stands in your way*

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/brit/ please tell me why america has so bad sportmanship https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4ORrXanr6Q

>>68563092
not a single pixel of this post will register with my eye

>>68563087
maybe watch chicken connoisseur and take a few tips

my post got removed

janny jealous of the (you)s i think

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

do you do garage mate?

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>>68563128
*counters you with a centrist*

alri liddos

>>68563131
This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture.

>>68563152
alright lad now start wanking to Kev

>>68563180
he Boot to big for he Got Damn Feet

>>68563002
Nice body but a complete fucking idiot.

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if god isn't real then how come anime girls exist? checkmate atheists

best video to come out of britain

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ePBOlkM7Kzk

Sipping on booze in the house of blues

>>68562935
Kev

what's the limit on how many nights a week you should get pissed?

i'm having 7-8 pints about 4 times a week

>>68563191

america is your kid,better bare responsibility

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my brother is a 29 year old highly paid aircraft engineer who works for one of the biggest aerospace companies in the world and who has a fiancee and a house and he still plays video games quite a lot. checkmate "man children play video games" runts

hahahhaha imagine being a janny for /brit/, would neck myself

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>>68563180
had enough of your shit

>>68563209
I miss when tranny meant transit van not mentally ill degenerate man in a frock

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>>68563088
good lad

Last exam of the term tomorrow lads

Worth 60% of my grade

I was looking at packet noodles in Morrisons and someone walked up behind me and whispered "I can make the bad guys good for a weekend"

when I turned around there was only a whiff of smoke

would really like someone to tell me what getting a solid night of sleep is

nightmares and endless wakeups

end it

what's the hip new ideology now that alt-rightism has gone mainstream?

i need to know because i'm pretty much the definition of counter culture

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>>68563241
*walks towards you with my husband*

>>68563233
not a word

>>68563232
ummm sweetie i don't have any children x

>26yo virgin incapable of loving anybody
time to end it?

have not read a single post in this thread

>>68562935
Chris Chan Transvestite Edition, specifically the vid where he's fingering his wound and pus comes out.

>>68563258
reddit called me racist for using the word tranny

had a dream last night that the gf was taking me to meet her parents but luckily just before getting there I had a stroke and died

don't think I shall be sharing this dream with her 2bh

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>>68563209
>this fucking comments section

quick lads need to rescue a conversation

what's a compliment i can give to someone who just found out they're pregnant 2 days ago

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>>68563278
*runs away*

>>68563231
if you don't drink at least 14 pints every night i dont consider you an adult

I got fucked up last night

Had about 11 pints and a quarter of buckfast tonic wine, got me willy sucked by the local bike, the lawds and I then went drunk driving, surprised we didn't die and then we got in a fight outside an 18th because they wouldn't let us in and some wee fruit got cracked, I then blacked out at some point in the car

I'm still recovering

>>68563277
mainstream politics has strayed to extremism in both the left and right

the new ideology is radical centrism

browsing with my eyes closed

>>68563351
least you've got an excuse to eat for two now

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>>68563355
*processions towards your funeral*

>>68563351
shes glowing

loafing oafs in all night chemists

>>68563351
you don't look fat at all!

>>68563384
*rises from the grave and starts walking towards you*

>>68563351
guess youll be collecting that child bennie cheque now haha

lads are cold showers viable in the sort of climate we live in? anyone ever have them? do they really boost test and make you more aware of is it all a meme?

>>68563338
my dream last night was pure horror

atleast 10 dreamhours long and suprisingly coherent for a dream.

basically a super vivid semi-lucid mashup of amnesia and god of war

>>68563436
>we

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>>68563424
forget muh pic

>>68563351

congrats you've ruined your life

>>68563436
Never had a single one in England but have them after every run in Aus. Really think the climate just isn't hot enough back home. Must say though that I never train really hard just a little running to keep fit so I dont get super hot if it's a cold day.

>>68563436
what? why would you? I can't shower unless it's boiling hot, on the verge of peeling my skin off

>>68563436
Huge meme, I subscribed to this meme for two months because my hot water went off

>>68563436
i have hot showers but before I get out I slowly turn in to maximum cold

I do this mainly because I suffer with terrible skin and this reduced the amount of pain I must suffer vs a purely hot shower

interesting think is how if you turn it too cold too fast your body will automatically gasp and there's not much you can do to prevent it.

makes me think about all those people who died in the atlantic from titanic, did you know the majority of them died from cardiac arrest from the shocking cold of the water

>>68563436
good for skin desu, and it does wake you up

what's the angriest you've ever been

pulled a cute girl from the uni anime society but she's unironically yandere, wtf do i do lads

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>>68563552
>cute girl
>uni anime society

>>68563546
when I divn't get any (You)s

>>68563552
the fucks yandere

>>68563546
when i read your post

*RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGRGRRGRGGRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWW*

aha just kidding

>>68563552
choosing to forget i read this post

>>68563552
genuinely been thinking about joining my unis anime society desu

>>68563552
Girls in anime societies are either hogs or absolutely batshit anon, you should know that.

got cancer and heart issues lol

>>68563572
opposite of tsundere

>>68563266
Cheers chap

might get into bed

what do you reckon?

>>68563642
can i join you? :3

>>68563606
at least you won't have to put up with this shitty place for much longer lad

>>68563641
>those eyes
lmao literally me rn

eating dark rye ryvitas smeared with lemon and coriander hummus

>>68563641
the fuck happened/

said I was only gunna have 2 glasses of whisky then go to bed

ended up having like 6 and seriously considering finishing the bottle

>>68563613
no it's not you fuckhead

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>>68563552
>tfw got a kuudere gf

>>68563687
looks like he got a mouthful of porcupine

>>68563687
he ate a cactus because dogs are fucking idiots

>>68563687
have a guess mate

>Malcolm Turnbull is going back to where his political career began with a much anticipated address to mark the 25th anniversary of the Australian Republican Movement.
>The Prime Minister will speak at the event on Saturday night which the movement hopes will press the reset button on the republican debate.
Australia WILL be a republic within your lifetime lads
Amazing feeling

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>new janny trying to assert his dominance

lmao fuck off you utter clown

>>68563088
inb4 she blows it off

ah yes, yandere, of course
*surreptitiously opens google*

>hosting a party
>New gf is coming
>Four girls ice got with previously, two of which still fancy me will also be in attendance

Sit-com tier situation desu

>>68563743
hope your post gets deleted lol

>>68563703
oh yeah I'M the fuckhead for NOT knowing anime colloquialisms

literally end yourself

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Janny come on now twas only a doggo
No need to go deleting my posts

>>68563738
not sure what that would accomplish really
the queen doesn't actually do anything

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THE BATTLE OF ALEPPO IS OVER!!!

THE SYRIAN ARAB ARMY CAPTURED THE LAST DISTRICT TODAY!!!

and on my birthday too haha :)

YA BASHARRRRR!

ALLAH! SOURIA! BASHAR W BES!
ALLAH! SOURIA! BASHAR W BES!
ALLAH! SOURIA! BASHAR W BES!

wonder how many billions of sperm i've wanked out

>>68563743
not getting good vibes about him desu
was a big fan of the previous janny who BTFO the nonce pop shitters

>>68563793
Hopefully it'll begin with the mass deportation of British monacucks

Wish I was one of those happy, enthusiastic confident people

Those types of people who can freely give a presentation or speech and actually engage people

>>68563663
course, we can have rampant sex

first of all, the only thing that canada "deserves" is a nuclear holocaust

>>68563767
shag the lot imho

>>68563750
>surreptitiously
fuck off with your big words mate thinking ur clever or some shit ill have you know i did time for murder and i dont take shit off no one so take ur big words and shove them up ur arse before i break ur nose

>>68563807
gz

*surreptitiously googles 'surreptitiously'*

*slips a foreign object into the irish lads guiness*

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>>68563738
>Australian politics
>Implying he'll still be PM by Saturday night

ah yes, google, of course
*surreptitiously Bings "google"*

>>68563807
Doesn't matter. The Country is ruined.
It's a completely dead region now.

Russia has no economy for investment in the region.
US allies won't develop in the region.
All the intelligent Syrians migrated to Germany.
They still have half the Country controlled by ISIS.

It's totally dead and is going to be a Kenya for the next century.

>>68563880
oi hands off my cock, cheeky! haha

amazing how much grief a fucking bit of desert can cause

ah yes, Bing, of course
*surreptitiously Bings "Bing"*

*surreptitiously asks jeeves*

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>All the intelligent Syrians migrated to Germany.

novelsit needs to get back to his anime grime days

https://soundcloud.com/novelist/yakuta-riddim

ah yes, surreptitiously
*sneakily asks jeeves "surreptitiously"*

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>>68563277
egoism, blud

guarantee i could heem the phantom typer with ease

>>68563955
novelist is over senpai, too much hype, took himself too seriously and started making wet choons

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>wake up and get ready
>step outside and immediately slip on ice
>fall directly onto my butthole, brutally abrasing it

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need to shag an anime girl

life is unfair

yes no
maybe
i don't know

>>68564025
are you gay????

>>68564026
THERESA

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not the way I pictured this I wanted better things

lads how do I talk to the cute lad at the gym?

>>68563925
Thats what they said about IRAQ

Now we are defeating them in Mosul and the end of IS in Iraq will come soon

YA BASHAAARRRRRR!!!

QADIMUN YA NAYNAWA!!!!

:DDDDDDDD

>be canadian
>get cold

>>68564036
this is surprising to you?

>>68564052
no, why?

>>68564069

ask him to spot you

>>68563277
Deontological anarcho-capitalism is back in fashion

>be german
>get rich

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>>68564064
what

just realized i've been assuming my own gender this whole time

doing a 1500 calories a day

fuck norway

>>68563738
>Malcolm "Zhang" Turnbull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpLGU8k13Jc


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

how often do you think about killing specific people?

>be British
>get taxed

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nothing worse than a cold stretch of days with not snow

>>68564158
does killing yourself count?

>>68564188
you got cucked into using celsius, lmao

>21:59
>about to get angry at tesco for being late
>door bell rings

ah yes

>>68564158
quite often
I usually think about fucking specific people far more though

>>68564188
>state college
doxxed and outfoxxed

hello?

>>68564158
I have this specific fantasy where I'm in the TA and kill a load of jihadis using mortars and win the Military Cross

This is my only homicidal fantasy, but I have it daily.

>>68564140
1400 master race

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>reply to a thread
>thread dies

>>68564142
His middle name is from Captain Bligh la, could not get more British

>>68564265
hi

>>68564276
Stop replying to shit threads

>>68564297
do you want to be my friend?

i don't have any

>>68564064
https://youtu.be/skD7r0yWOG4?t=202

>>68564303
hmm

>>68564317
dunno lol, never had one before lmao

>>68564276
this happens to me more than I'd like to admit. Am I really this boring?

>>68564303
goodnight!

i would be such a good friend if someone would give me a chance

and thats it?

>>68564317
err... i'm busy, sorry

tugging the willer

>>68564188
>State college
What went so wrong in your life that you go to Penn State lmao

Anyone else practice smiling in the mirror?

I'm getting OK at it but there's still a deadness in my eyes that needs working on.

>>68563807
whats a leppo?

>>68564364

i would be such a good bf why can't any girls see that

>>68564431
hate my smile too much

>>68564285
>wanting to drop the monarchy and sell off agricultural land to the chinese
"""British"""

>>68564131
cute

wank then sleep

just realized intelligence is carried on the X chromosome. that's why girls tend to be less in the genius range than guys even though they're smarter on average. they're usually forced to be more towards the middle of the bell curve because they have 2 copies instead of 1. so if you're dad's dumb but you're mom's average (1 smart X, 1 dumb X), their daughter will be of average intelligence 50% of the time, but the son will be either very smart or very dumb

CONFIRMED: #Aleppo Airport will be opened next month.

>>68564443
knock off brand of lego

>>68564467
what is "Aleppo"?

lads I am pretty sure I'm dying

I've no idea what possessed me to eat fifteen mince pies but don't be the fools I was and li

>>68564431
cant look at myself in the mirror without crying

>>68564464
t. girl

had the most vanilla wank of my life just now. jerked off to a 5 second webm of a tweenage blonde girl playing with her tits

>bought my mum one of those tassimo coffee machines for christmas
>watching tv with her now
>advert for the exact thing i bought came on
>she says "god i hate those machines, just make coffee the normal way"

what the fuck do i do with this drinks machine
it cost me £50

just made another thread on /r9k/

>>68564499
mince pies are rank

>>68564516
give it to her anyway