hahaha
hahahaaaaaa
hah
hahahaaaaa
a
haaa
im SO randUMB
*holds up spork*
>>68546676
what a knob
he deserves a beheading t bh
>>68546633
don't understand this post
My allegiance is with the aussies and I follow the orders of officer J.Knight
>>68546633
>3 KB, 800x600
don't think so
these threads are still shite
why did i come back
see you lads in another six months
beat my 11th grade math teacher at chess and he almost flunked me
>>68546759
ed?
>>68546769
>>68546769
wow he owns a koran whatever shall I do with myself
>>68546826
makes good toilet paper too.
>>68546826
wow he's pissing on the koran, however shall I deal with this sacrilege
let some runt beat me at chess when i was teaching abroad in america because i felt sorry for him, i also gave him higher grades than he deserved, he was so retarded i should have flunked him but i didn't have the heart
>>68546826
wow he ruined a koran whatever shall I do with myself
>>68546828
>>68546858
he is gonna explode
>>68546826
*chops your head off*
cut it out, alright???!?!?!
having a twix
>>68546866
improved it more like.
piss > shit
>>68546858
>>68546866
rasheed
oh my days after all the memes arsenal actually did end up getting bayern in the champions league
Today's required viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWMctRDfGAo
>>68546897
I'm going to fuck ya until ya love me.
Wouldn't want to unleash that famous rage of yours now would I?
>>68546897
wahey whaey top banner my laydd
>>68546910
second time you've mentioned that as if it means anything
>>68546953
'no' only just seen it and entered the thread
*locates ip address of infidel disrespecting Quran*
*Despatches a crack team of operators to bring infidel to justice*
>>68546826
xXxedg3m4st3rxXx
>>68546897
>he's a piss guy
>>68546936
wtf i hate white people now
This thread is a perfect example of why there are problems with terrorism...you piss on their holy text and mock them and expect no response? The moderates will not tolerate this
>>68546936
this was fine because everyone was made fun of
but not very funny
>>68547081
>moderates are terrorists
racist
when the fuck is Muji going to call me regarding my application
been 2 weeks now
>>68547101
>youtube's top comedienne
>not funny
how's it feel to be so wrong?
>>68547081
>stop being mean to a book or we'll cut your head off
ah yes, the self-styled religion of piss
your mum is deaf
how the FUCK did she pass her driving test
>>68547081
I piss on the book in response to their terrorism.
doing a virgin stance in my virgin pants
>>68547202
omggg ISIS will be FUMIN when they hear this
cannot fathom how much better my life would be if i didnt start losing my hair at 19
>>68547157
I only heard of her like 2 weeks ago. That was the first video of hers I've ever seen. It wasn't terrible but it was pretty unoriginal and uninspired.
She's like an inferior communitychannel.
>>68546826
puts a koran in the dirt and waters it... this man's trying to grow an islamic tree
doesn't islam teach its adherents to turn the other cheek like christianity does? smdh
>>68547225
>tfw my grandfather still has a head full of hair
>>68547215
ISIS? More like IPISS
>>68547245
use it well, be brave
rate the new cut lads
dedicated to a certain Australian poster
>>68547280
illogical
Not too keen on those pakistanis lads
>on job seekers for nearly 3 years because lazy neet
>finally have a reason to need money
>send application
>receive call the following day
>attend interview the next monday
>start on thursday
heh
It's 1:45 AM
>>68547316
10:45pm actually sweetie x
>be a moderate muslim
>Blamed for all terror attacks
>Racists tell you to go home
All they're going to do is be pushed away and into the hands of Isis....if you think about it youre doing what Isis want
>>68547280
I'm flattered
>>68547307
t.dwp
>>68547280
hahahaha i get it ;)
>>68547341
>>68547307
what job?
>>68547341
let them fucking try, tag them then let them scurry
you know what actually happens if you flee to ISIS? you get bombed by fucking Russia
>>68547336
Uh no it's 1:47 AM
quite strange how the principal preoccupation of mankind for the last 10,000 years has been war, and then suddenly in 1946 we just decided we're not going to do war anymore (not properly, anyway)
do you think this sudden change may be warping our societies?
It's ironic when you think about it, we should be calling racist posters 'rasheed' etc. After all, they are the ones propagating isis's aims
>>68546826
hmmmmmmmmmmm
what happened to the aussie with the prossie sister
haven't seen any new segments in that storyline recently
Not too keen on those Russians, reckon they're just biding their time before going [[full communist]]
it's actually 12:48AM
>>68547400
have you ever seen an atomic bomb
>>68547371
I read numbers off a pad, look for the box with the same number and put it on a belt
>>68547400
>and then suddenly in 1946 we just decided we're not going to do war anymore
ummm
thats wrong
>>68547341
just goes to show how fucking retarded muslims are if they turn to terrorism after someone is mean to them.
>>68547400
>Principal preoccupation of mankind has been war for 10000 years
Citation needed
>>68547341
As long as the end result is them leaving the country it's all good eh he he ;)
>>68547411
let them fucking try, tag them then let them convert
you know what actually happens if you go full communist? you get bombed by fucking Russia
>>68547400
i think you need to evaluate your post and see where you've gone wrong mate.
>>68547429
sounds riveting
enjoy
What's the key to a good war?
>>68547400
really eggs the old noggin
>>68547400
mate we as the UK had about 6 big wars since 1946
are you off your rocker?
i hate liberals, commies and all variations of left-wing but desu with you Corbyn looks like a nice guy. do you like him?
It's snowed 6 inches overnight lads! I'm excited!
>>68547455
dashing outfits
Id like to remind you all normal moderate muslims (who you might be friends with if you met them) are itt. Everyone should be respectful
>>68547455
>>68547455
define good war?
>>68547475
ah a muslim that jeremy "hamas hitman" corbyn, no surprises there
>Trump is a bad loser if he says the elections will be hacked. There has never been any evidence of election rigging.
>Trump wins
>Russia hacked the elections
Ah yes, very impressive.
>>68547400
Wars will be fought between drones combined with mercenary armies
*walks straight past /brit/ into my bedroom*
not in the mood tonight lads
>>68547487
go get stoned by your dad, rasheed
>>68547481
I snowed out of my 6 inches overnight.
There is no such thing as a moderate follower of a radical religion.
>>68547497
One that everyone's quite chuffed about when it's all said and done
>>68547500
i hate commies senpai. i root for Farage. what i try to point is Corbyn may be the only leftie i have a good vibe.
>>68547516
*throws a snowball at you*
>>68547501
what if russia actually did hack the elections?
they were accused of it whilst the elections were still going on and putin was ready to cooperate with the US as soon as trump won
>>68547505
so... Robot Wars?
>>68547475
he's a scruffy fucker and I'll never rate him for being cucked into backing remain when deep down he's always been anti EU
the labour party have abandoned the white working class male
>>68547519
This is exactly the kind of negative stereotypes I'm talking about. Plenty of Muslims can reconcile their religion with British customs
>>68547520
Hahaha!
Hahaha loooool!
>>68547501
IDIOT. Do you WANT peace with RUSSIA? We have to keep this eternal conflict going on for as long as possible
>>68547545
mate i get you, i like him too in that i see him as at least genuine
he's a right spacker though and an absolutely shit leader of the opposition
>>68547559
>the labour party have abandoned the white working class male
Tony Pulis also complained about it saying it is not the party he grew up with.
7 (You)s and counting
back from school early. they clocked me during my suspension lmao
>>68547578
appeasement is never the road to peace though mate
>>68547459
big wars where the nation's safety was imperilled in any way? no
Genuinely confused why Russia is always the baddy lads. Does the world need a conflict like this just to keep going? Surely it's someone elses turn desu
>>68547559
>white working class
>white
surely you don't need to specify, working class is working class no matter what colour they are
>>68547600
janny
She's here
WHY DIDN'T YOU REPLY TO OUR CARD YOU ABSOLUTE SPECIMEN?
FACT:There can NEVER be a third world war. Mutually exclusive destruction ensures this
trump will inherit obama's bubble, it will burst in a year or two and the republicans and racist trump will be blamed and they'll never win another house for 20 years
meanwhile the democratics will go full integration and black/hispanic leader
>>68547606
Non-aggression != appeasement
>>68547655
good for her xx
>>68547651
I'm not janny dickhead
>>68547655
literally who
>>68547698
t. neville chamberlain
*challenges your bigoted views*
>>68547655
>findom account?
What is this?
>be british
>hate being british
>>68547678
i'm surprised you know this. you know more about our situation than 99% of the US population
>>68547740
financial domination, he account she uses to cuck money out of men
My friend group is much like world politics. There is a ranking of power, alliances and betrayals. I consider myself one of the 4 superpowers in the group. There is the middle powers and the lower powers. I have strong alliances with some and a dislike for others. Backing ones side in a disagreement is much like military engagement. There is sides and tension with our world (group)
Message for rosy:
Would not view the vile images of your """""body""""" if you paid ME to do so
LEAVE 4CHAN ALONE
>>68547774
good post
They're all here
Hey Sara, first year history at a former poly is piece of piss. You are a pathetic, stupid runt. 3000 words in 3 weeks is not even slightly difficult, most people would write that in a night at proper unis.
>>68547739
*long reply that could probably be said better in 5 words*
just dropped £350 on a new coat
someone stop me, I can't afford this before christmas
I'm SICK of /brit/ being bullied all over social media
LEAVE US ALONE or feel our wrath
Sara you are cute haha
>>68547678
yep
and 4chan will go back to being anti-republican again
the cycle will continue
>>68547678
ah yes this is exactly what will happen, hasn't happened before though, an very recently elected president never had to suffer through one of the worst economic disasters in living memory before
>>68547648
I'm referring to a specific section of the working class
And labour don't care about us anymore in the slightest
been away since october, any new updates?
>>68547836
>or feel our wrath
we both know we won't do anything anon
LADS
>>68547839
Why is she so mean :(
>>68547889
ooooh she's into anal porn
hello sara love
>>68547875
poleaspacker got arrested on terrorism charges
got let out on bail though sadly
>>68547889
>4 minutes ago
She's actually here haha
Sara you really are thick as pigshit. Of all the commieslags, you are the most ridiculous.
>>68547889
don't post her shite online for anyone to see then
>>68547455
truly and blatantly evil bad guys
>>68547919
what did he do to get arrested
>>68547740
Sad cases approach women like rosy and give them money in exchange for sexual pleasure. They make extra bank accounts etc. to make it look like they are going broke financing thier dominatrix
But in current year, men giving women money for sexual pleasure is apparently empowering.
>>68547889
i'm not a man though
sara be my gf
Best girl coming through
lmao at this
>>68547940
not sure 2bh because also came back today, check his blog out if you want to read more
does anyone know if tim's still alive or whatever?
Will let Sara take a sledgehammer to my bollocks if she lets me smell her feet desu
Sara only supports Liverpoo because she is cockwhipped by the bf desu
just got back from yoony, good to see you lads again :^)
>>68547775
this desu
that girl is a fucking DOG
>>68547839
She's right though.
>>68547455
battering jerry
>>68547989
Probably not but I hope she lets me pee in her butthole
>>68547867
trump knows what he's getting into though and i'm assuming he has something of a plan to fix it
>generalising a whole group of people
Does she think we're Muslim?
This is a board of peace
sara,
actually not interested in you at all luv. fucking get over yourself you smelly jobsworth
Sara I
*gets nervous and can't think of anything to say*
she's right, there are some proper mental spackers in here
i'm not one of them though hahahaa
>>68547889
madam would you let my homie Sedat in Coventry protect you? he is a nice guy but a cuck voting for labour and remain.
>>68548024
How much do you reckon she'd have to be offered for an hour, would be willing to give a lad a bit of money if he records it
if they think /brit/ is bad
what hte hell do they think about the rest of the 'chon
Aisha is MY angel
aisha are you there
I'm 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse, do you want to go for a coffee?
sara works for the jews haha
imagine being a communist
and working for a huge capitalist organisation LMAO
HOWLING MY BOYS WAHEY MEMES AND THAT
honestly don't give two shits what you lot are banging on about now
Feels like im back in school and the girls have overheard the boys talking about them in common room
>>68548094
£2.29 and a packet of quavers desu
Sara can you get Aisha (my gf) on the line
ANy law lads help me out?
If a sister lends there brother money for nothing in return in order for him to fund his business, is the that good consideration?
>self obsessed literal idiotic slags generalising ME
>MANS TRYNA SAY HE BETTER THAN ME
SHAT AP
literally don't give a rat's arse about what you runts are blabbering on about right now
WHERE'S MY FUCKING GRAPHICS CARD
>>68548079
Howling
>>68548124
this should be the slogan for /int/
>>68548079
no one said precious you daft bint
you're ugly as fuck with a made up mental condition
>wanking over women
ABSOLUTE degenerates you lot are
Sara, even though you are stupid and boring as fuck, i'd still let you drain my bollocks dry.
Aisha, I want you to crush my left bollock under the heel of your stilettos. I've spent so much time wanking to your pictures but imagination isn't cutting it any more
please
>japan makes more reliable cars than germany
white nationalist /pol/acks FUCKING BTFO
>everyone forgets about sara now that aisha is around
howling
decided to drink because i'm bored
>>68548180
Of all the names a trap could choose he picks Aisha. Jesus christ
truly i don't couldn't give a monkeys about the gibberish you lot are spouting right now
>>68548079
>the commie slags pretend to have mental illnesses
>come across people that have REAL mental illnesses (us)
>bully us for it
uncontrollably shrieking
you just could not fathom such events
sara rosy aisha (so the daft bints read this)
>>68548079
They LOVE the attention
theory: the lad posting these screenshots is the spacker who told them all of us
>>68548197
my japanese car has been going strong for like 4 years now
guaranteed now I've said that it'll blow up on me somewhere on the A1 but fuck it
>I'm a student
literally translated as
>I'm a pretentious nonce who paid the government £30,000 for a piece of paper which says i can do thing
"excuse me please mate", me, telling you to move whilst you're queuing outside the job centre
love threads like this
these are the rare moments when /brit/ actually gets good
please post any more tweets as they come in
>>68548224
Tbh I am also a bit giddier than normal since it was posted
>>68548223
please don't associate Aisha with that vile slug Rosy
>>68548259
haven't paid a penny for my degree ;)
>>68547889
ah yes the presumptuous bit where she thinks we're all men
how sexist
>>68548259
i'm scottish i never paid anything hahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>68548269
>t. BTEC plumber
>>68548259
Don't think Sara's even going to get that piece of paper, dumb cunt can't handle history of all things
>have to go to the job search centre every week to do an hour of job searching i could just as easily do at home
>>68548280
don't associate yourself with jordan knight then
>>68548299
actually i pulled a sickie today mate, quite glad now
>>68548259
hmm the question is why were you anywhere near job centre?
>>68548290
so you paid what it's worth then, better than most I guess
>>68548197
this has always been the case
the only shit ones are the ones built in england like the micra and civic hatch
>history
>At some polytechnic
Where do these runts come from? Literally
>I am very intelligent and academic and think a lot but will never be gainfully employed
>>68548306
>tfw sara doesn't answer all her history essays with "the history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles
>calls herself a communist
KNICKERS SODDEN WITH PISS
>>68548223
The only mental problems any of them have is they're stupid and they're boring. Everything else is made-up to try and avoid accepting that fact.
Oi Sara, Rosy, Aisha
You are so stupid its funny. That's the only real appeal of you to us.
University is free you fucking idiots
£1 a day is practically nothing
Its the Chinese students that carry the financial burden and support British universities
Honestly you lot are the most pathetic losers I've ever set my eyes upon.
Look at you stalking people's twitters like the sad little no life basement dwelling pond life that you are.
Rickets ridden malnutritioned skinnyfat cunts, maybe get some real friends and follow them on Twitter instead of stalking people that have done nothing wrong?
Get a life, sad freaks.
>>68548079
How did you get access
>>68548197
hate the way japnese cars have such oddly lightweight doors like you can just rip them off
>>68548221
Ever thought about fucking off back to Pakistan, Ahmed?
is Sara leftie? senpai i won't give her a pound to make her kebab double size now fukkin commie slag. i bet you like Elba as next 007 for diversity.
>>68548365
>skinnyfat
you had me until there
>>68548365
wish I knew enough about whoever these people are so I could respond to this post with "t. one of their names" to imply you're one of them haha
>>68548365
not sure if one of the slags or someone falseflagging
get to fuck anyway
right lads think we cleanly and righteously defeated them
moving along..
>>68547475
do you consider yourself white?
always thought turks were shitskins but met this turk lad the other day who was whiter than me (blonde hair blue eyes etc.)
@68548365
doesn't check out - decent try tho lad
>>68548398
she is whatever gives her the most twitter(You's)
>>68548365
will you crush my bollocks sara
>>68548364
>£3,000+ a year in tuition fees
>£1 a day
aisha do you want to sit and listen to christmas songs together? I am BEGGING you
>>68548398
long time no see, roach
>>68548398
howling
you're a good lad
>rape threats
Haha, she's lying for attention again. Absolutely classic Sara.
>tfw radical socialist
anyone know any people, particularly women who share these socialist views? Would LOVE to play dirty with the Communist Manifesto
Aisha >>>> POWERGAP >>>> The Rest
>>68548460
Disappointing at this desu
Have not seen one rape threat.
>>68548453
g, i didnt bring myself to sit through moonraker. trashy. and it comes from a Moore fanboy. because of my autism, i can't move on to next movies but also can't watch Moonraker. i am in a loop senpai
>>68548460
Would probably rape her if I had the chance tbf
She doesn't seem like the sort that would cry out too much
*makes £1000 in a week from vulnerable men
Love communism, me
>>68548478
literally this, it's not even a contest
she is an angel that flew too low
>>68548398
are you the cities skyline lad?
rape threat
ah tel yas woot tha problehm es
non a yes a typin en ah wae dem guls'll undastoond
we ahl actually ben verr respectful
>>68548460
>ugly
imo positive
>shit personality
a twitter attentionwhore left-wing slag so positive.
she can still redeem herself if she supports Milton Keynes Dons desu
>>68548494
Bet big Tom Hammond could 1 punch you m8
>>68548422
this is the royal family of turkey
>>68548502
do that again and i'll rape you
@68548510
Currently hiring a cryptographer to try and decipher this runts post.
>>68548510
git tae fuck
>>68548527
the republic of turkey has a royal family? bit mental that
>>68548534
That's his entire point you mong
>>68548501
yes senpai. been awhile playin it desu.
>>68548527
>this is the royal family of turkey
They're literally all British descendants or directly British I think
any aisha man in
>>68548557
>what was the ottoman empire
WANK
>>68548527
they look like finns (mongol eyes)
>>68548510
mate thats plenty now get tae fuck ya spanner
>>68548494
Does that even count as a rape threat?
>>68548527
>mfw Turkey has a royal family
>mfw that means they have a turkey crown
waheyyy how festive
she wants a man of communist tendencies
>>68548573
Erm... no.
>english don't use the word Jobby
lads...
REALLY need to sniff and lick rosy's bumhole
i jus cannae undastoond communism i just cannae
she wants a man with amazon gift cards
>playing with my lego spaceship that i made myself on the toilet
>been 20 minutes since last poop came out of my bum
>call mummy Sara to come wipe my arse
>we only have one ply toilet paper because we are poor
>her finger breaks the paper and slips into my bum
>she apologizes
>tell all my mates im not a virgin anymore
Got a theory desu. Reckon whoevers posting all these screenshots of rosy's twitter etc is actually rosy...think about it, no one here gives enough of a shit to keep on about it, and as we know she's desperate for validation and attention.
>>68548524
He's a bit busy tweeting constantly about football like the utter runt he is.
just bit my tongue
>>68548618
will seize the means of production if aisha lets me splaff down her throat
>>68548640
they're literally all British lad haha
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selim_S%C3%BCleyman_Osmano%C4%9Flu
>>68548677
aww bless
feel like ordering a load of shit food from the kebab shop
>>68548670
He makes a good point about 'Scholes Revisionism' tbf
reckon I'd match with Aisha on tinder and would have a 40% chance of getting a date
find it funny how /brit/ is more diverse and accepting than commie twitter is
>>68548686
>HE CANNOT BE A PRINCE BECAUSE OF OTTOMAN EMPİRE IS DEAD.
I think some greek got here first
why did that turk not respond to my genuine query?
DON'T IGNORE ME YOU COCKROACH
>>68548686
They literally aren't
>>>/ck/8361571
>ameriwaves
>>68548441
UNIVERSITY EDUCATION
pals my fave Brit band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb37jng7LMI
>>68548731
Think their acceptance of trans people would have changed pretty quick methinks if they met poleaboo
Rosy-would not even if very inebriated
Aisha-would but would have to be very inebriated
>>68548804
christ howmuch of a spacker must you be to even try this
>>68548830
gay twat
REALLY don't like how you lot are appropriating women
>>68548744
Turks are too diverse to be racially stereotyped. many different people around senpai.
>>68548830
Bit gay
the gf
*expropriates the commie slags*
aisha please ;_;
>>68548887
At least she's white
>>68548874
that may be generally true but there are some universal traits
>hard outer shell
>6 legs
>antennae
funny thread
enjoyed every post
wtc before the big battle
i have over 30 cousins (irish family) and not one of them is gay
bit odd, isn't it?
>>68548830
Unnecessarily gay post
wish i had sausage rolls
going to have a wank bye
where's the lad who was posting screenshots gone
post more
wish i had stroopwafels
Think Aisha is the best one
Is only a commie for the gimmick potential
>>68548939
I hope you have a nice time.
these threads make me hate this country
>>68548973
she's even fucking posted here and showed us affection
she is a top, top lass
"how about we talk about primitive accumulation over drinks?"
(the line I will use for Aisha)
>>68548874
I see
Thank you for enlightening me. I feel more cultured and worldly after having read this post x
>>68546826
You're just being an attention whore. No one cares. Go find some other way to be edgy and underaged.