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Women are in control of society edition
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u know guys, he is right.
its all about confidence.
here, have a little story
>be me
>be 17 and awkward as fuck with girls
>skinnyfat, ill fitting clothes, feel like shit in general
>18th birthday, think to myself, today im gonna turn things around
>buy a gym membership and start working out
>bought new clothes as well
>3 years later, im getting looks from girls everywhere i go, girls are easy to talk to, they never make fun of me anymore, guys are intemidated and WANTS to be my friends instead of me wanting to be their friend.

the world has changed my dudes, you should try it, its awesome
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SIC 'EM JANNY
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this is a grime general

all trap music should be in /cum/
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anyone got any odd jobs they need doing
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All women deserve nothing less than death. I am the Arbiter upon whose shoulders falls the burden of removing their filth from the world.
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>>68539477
Drilling drilling
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>>68539485
skirting boards need glossing in the front room mate
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>>68539485
Yeh if you could just YAAAHHHHH *hurls hat at you like a frisbee*
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>>68539475
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>>68539485
gis a wank
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I'm a wallie
I have an ardent and refined interest in walls and wall-related activities
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Hmmmmmmmmmm....
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I'm a yankie
I have an ardent and refined interest in yanks and yank-related activities
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Got a 15,000 word paper on 'how legal systems should be designed to appropriately balance the principals of autonomy and equality' due next week.

Can you lads start it for me?
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>>68539515
Josie we know who you are
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I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
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*farts*
hmm
*coughs*
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who /high tory/ here?
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>>68539542
don't think i've written 15000 words in my entire life
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>>68539536
Got me thinking about how my kids will turn out.
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Can anyone fill me in on the history of shan't?
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>>68539568
>edmund burke
>high tory
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>>68539564
lmao

>>68539568
Burke was too left-wing tbhwy
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>brits move to a country
>populate it
>turn it into a society
>cunts get uppity and declare independence
>think they aren't brits anymore
you're all brits you hear me
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>>68539581
Basically grime on a drill beat, drill on a grime beat.
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I am a Brit.
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>>68539500
why would anyone want this
it would just taste like cheese
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>>68539585
>>68539587

He wasn't left wing and he was a high tory.

neither of you have ever read Burke in your life.

pipe down
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>>68539603
fuck off you brit bastard
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havin a laff at r/anarchism again
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>>68539590
even white aussies have been infected with the slav virus

they're a lost cause mate let them go
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This canadian banging on about burke hha

The only thing is, he is a berk lol
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>>68539608
he was a whig, leaf
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>>68539624
r*ddit flag runt
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burke was a radical centrist


that's why he approved of the american revolution but disapproved of the french revolution
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>>68539629

he was a rockingham whig

intellectually he is in line with high toryism in every aspect with exception of his views on the glorious revolution.
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It's 1919 here in Sydney
What should I have for din dins?
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>>68539590
America was overrun by Germans. Most are just traits masquerading as anglos
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>>68539634
It's josie from Buckinghamshire, she's gone loopy again
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LPT: View your time as an investment, and pay attention to what gives you the greatest returnProductivity (self.LifeProTips)
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Which board is this cunt from? I'm thinking /pol/ but there's a bit of /tv/ in there, maybe both?
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>cold out
>wrap up warm for the walk to the station
>previous train cancelled so my one is heaving
>heating is turned up as high as possible
>everyone is visibly sweating and too packed in to have room to remove coats
>my shirt is literally soaked
>now at work smelling like i haven't showered in weeks
aaahhhhh yes, winter wageslavery
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>>68539647
let's go Ching-a-lings mate
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>>68539648
*krauts
haha wow I love mobileposting its so handy
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>>68539652
yeah I know it's buckinghamshire
also
>she
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>Miss me yet?
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>>68539647
Fucking hell it's 2016 here
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>>68539655
>Islam is an inherently feminist ideology
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>>68539647
>>68539663

get a room
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Which life would you rather have?

Be honest
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>>68539654
*posts on /brit/*
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MANCHESTER!
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>>68539671
>she
silly noobs haha
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>It is the common doom of man that he must eat his bread by the sweat of his brow, that is, by the sweat of his body, or the sweat of his mind. If this toil was inflicted as a curse, it is as might be expected from the curses of the Father of all Blessings--it is tempered with many alleviations, many comforts. Every attempt to fly from it, and to refuse the very terms of our existence, becomes much more truly a curse, and heavier pains and penalties fall upon those who would elude the tasks which are put upon them by the great Master Workman of the World.

STOP ELUDING THE TASKS PUT UPON YOU BY THE MASTER WORKMAN OF THE WORLD

WELFARE IS SIN

GET A JOB
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>>68539681
left 2bh
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But what about when the robots take all the jobs?
Will we just have fake jobs where you push a button repeatedly and get money?
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>>68539674

>pigfucker who resigned after only a year

he will go down in history as a footnote to nigel
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Had an interview at the button pushing factory and the jokers wanted one years fake experience
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>>68539739
only the jews will have that job
most other people will eradicated, by genetically engineered diseases
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>>68539748
>after only a year

learn about british politics before opening your big mouth ha ha
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Muji still hasn't called me regarding my job application
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>>68539739

what part of eluding the tasks put upon you by the master workman do you not understand?

we are creating a society of built on sin

Edmund would be castigating all of us if he saw what we've become
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>>68539758
i work at button pushing factories in my spare time for job agencies and they get me doing all the jobs the permanent staff do and when i started i had no experience at all and nobody gave a shit

you should try starting via a job agency if you're looking for a shitty job in a shitty factory
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>>68539775

don't count his runty coaltion with nick because that's not a real government in a Westminster system
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>>68539778
hav absolutely punished muji for theft, alot of good stuff there and they dont have buzzersont he door
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*grime beat*

Well good morning
Well good morning
Well good morning
Well good morning

Cold out, Irish weather
Sun is out though, hopefully it'll
Warm up, ish ish ish
On my way home now from Dublublin
Six time six time six dis week
In Enfield Service erm go see
Can I get some food erm yep erm yep
Don't know what rest day I'll do

Well good morning
Well good morning
Well good morning
Well good morning

Just s-s-see-see how it goes
Erm e-e-erm y-y-yeyeyep-yep
Just go see can I get some food
Erm yep erm ye-ye-yep-yep-yep-yep-erm (yep)
Just go see in the Service Station
Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyep
Go see go see in da Irish weather
Well yep well yep well good morning

Well good morning
Well good morning
Well good morning
Well good morning
Well good morning
Well good morning
Well good morning
I had a nice meal
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>>68539801
Doubt farage is more notable than him 2bqh
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The so-called schedule for next term

Have to add two more classes on the last day

>tfw need 7 courses to graduate next term when the norm is 5

JUST
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>>68539807
post so called boypussi
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>>68539806
if I get the job you're nicked mate
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>>68539811
>human impact on the environment
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Well Madam I would describe my political leanings as alt right
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>>68539814
Post toot
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>>68539821
Looking forward to doing nothing in that course and getting a 80+
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>>68539784
Who?
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Anyone who supports welfare, universal healthcare, pensions, universal education, unemployment insurance, and any other form of wealth distribution is at war with nature.

“[t]he occupation of a hair-dresser, or of a working tallow-chandler, cannot be a matter of honour to any person... Such descriptions of men ought not to suffer oppression from the state; but the state suffers oppression, if such as they, either individually or collectively are permitted to rule. In this you think you are combating prejudice, but you are at war with nature.”
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>>68539834
tttttttttttttttttttttttttttoooooot
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Got court in an hour lads desu
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>>68539811
rate mine
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>>68539568
here lad
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>>68539843
Youve changed thy tune hahahahahahahahaha look at my wiles lads LOOK AT EM I've narily done nowt and just look at the havoc i have wrought
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>>68539851
What's your views about the JFs that are on /brit/?
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>>68539811
Do econometrics. Was pretty fun for me. Also learnt to use statistical programmes which is good for cv
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>>68539846
hope they lock you up and throw away the key x
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If you support regulation or state intervention in the economy you are not a conservative.

"generally it is true that commerce… flourishes most when it is left to itself”
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>>68539842
Nature is overrated hehe 1/10 bad graphic XD :^)
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>>68539811
Yikes, get ready for a year of bickering over whether the markets are perfect. Hopefully you get to see some nature docs in that first year course you're taking.
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>>68539568
Yes I've enjoyed the old doobie
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>>68539867
Literally writing the final exam for econometrics in about 11 hours
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JIM
KELLER
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Who the fuck is Canadian lol
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>alri love, need some towels?
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>>68539863
fine by me as long as they assimilate and pay their fair share of (You)s
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>>68539850
you at salford lad? looks like my timetable when i was there.
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Human rights don't exist. they are man made creations that have no metaphysical backing.

Edmund states:

"rights… have no marks in them of natural origin, but many of artifice and contrivance. They are too numerous to have to have proceeded from nature; they are changeable by human laws; and have all of them a direct and evident tendency to public good, and the support of civil society”
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
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>>68539879
Maybe managerial economics then. It's basically an easier version of econometrics. Or a meme one like macroeconomics of China
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guys im confused

if a diode symbol is in a circle does that make a difference or is it just a different way of drawing it?
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>>68539871
Even the most classical of classical economists recognize the tragedy of the commons and the need to set quotas to prevent overfishing.

If you do't distinguish good regulation (ex. Ensuring the market functions, preventing anticompetitive behaviour, promoting perfect competition generally) from bad regulation (red tape), you're unreasonable.
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Are there even any leafs awake at this time?
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unironically enrolling in a Master's degree
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I am a sovereign citizen
....... of the MOON HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>68539901
no. i think lots of unis use this generic 'student data system' thing
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me and the lads
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off t'bed
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>earned $3200/month after tax (with incoming tax refund)
>I've spent an average of $582 a month these last 6 months
>25% on transport fare
>5% on haircuts
>5% on dates
>15% on personal food and beer
>50% on misc

Fascinating
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>>68539898
/brit/ for Brits, m80
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>>68539911
It's only 1AM in Hong Kongver
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>>68539921
>living with mum and dad
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ironically enrolling in a Master's degree
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>>68539916
nah i mean the subject matter. looks like the production course i was on.
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>>68539903
not an argument
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>>68539500
sickening
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Doin' some cheeky red pilling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f5ojDWMpV8
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Atheists are the destroyers of civilization.

Edmund states:

“the most horrid and cruel blow that ca be offered to civil society is through atheism”

“[t]hey are atheists. This wretched opinion, by which they are possessed even to the height of fanaticism… engages them in a thousand absurd contrivances”
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>>68539908

wait it's light emitting isn't it
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>>68539946
all greeks should be killed
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>playing a game on my phone
>press the "watch a video to get a reward button"
>don't even watch the video because i'm typing this as the video is playing
who else here /devilish/?
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>>68539939
ah

no

the module names are almost the same as they were at my college too thb
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>>68539931
we didn't build an empire with that small-minded attitude
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>>68539915
Squeaking
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feel like shit

think i'm getting sick

the flu or something
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>>68539921
what do you use to track your spending
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>>68539903
Just because they don't derive from natural law, it doesn't mean they should have no value (whatever we ascribe it). Moral systems are great organizers of populations which prevent anarchy and pure self-interest without regard for the legitimate interest of others.
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>>68539948
existence of our people and a future for white children is only 10 words
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>>68539950
mate hate to be that guy but let's face it, muslim fanatics and atheist fanatics are a different ballgame altogether
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>>68539937
Thinking of this just so i don't have to work for another year
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>>68539971
Rasheed
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>>68539968
what game
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>>68539980
yeah I had something you might have caught it
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>>68539997
Wayne
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been stuck in uni for the past 19 hours, I'd rather be a wagecuck
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>>68539994

I don't think an Anglo-Irish chap living in the 18th century was concerned about muslims.
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>>68539934
And loving every dollar saved

>>68539983
Bank statement then excel
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doing the virgin stance in my virgin pants
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aside from mountain biking, fixed gear cycling is the most entertaining form of cycling (as one can combine commuting and leisure at the same time)

i've never had a crack at cyclocross but it looks a riot
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>>68539950
Don't get what's so great about this guy he just throws around assertions with nothing to back them up
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>Herb
>Fillet
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>>68540011

i wish my uni was 24 hours
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I need to compile a list of quotes so I can Burkepost more often.
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>>68539968
hill climb racing 2
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>What I share with you is knowledge that took a long time to find amongst books written by the magicians of the old age. It is a gift to those of you who are interested in occultism and bettering yourself. Those who are bored with the meaningless life of the masses and start to question if we are living in an illusion. I cannot convince the hardcore skeptics if they are not willing to believe and spend some of their time reading the books I would recommend. So, that is not my goal. I only wish to help enlighten those who I was like before. Let's begin!
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>Richard Dawkins says Christianity is world's best defence against radical Islam

Must feel shitty to come to such a realization in your final decades and realize all you've done is weaken the more moderate alternative for the future
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>>68540011

why? go home already
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Thought you'd all like to know I have successfully finished my essay with around 40 minutes to spare. Have an interview to prepare for tomorrow now so actually might kill myself.
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>>68540072
Link
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>>68540047
t. Herb Fillet
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“It would be better if there were nothing. Since there is more pain than pleasure on earth, every satisfaction is only transitory, creating new desires and new distresses, and the agony of the devoured animal is always far greater than the pleasure of the devourer”
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off to my job interview
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pioHMycjOfs
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>>68540066
>>68540000
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>>68540072

Christianity has been dead since Hume and Darwin.

Nothing Dawkins or the other new atheists did made a difference either way.
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>>68540002
probably because i flew to australia to shag you're mum haha
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>>68540050
Do they at least keep the library open? Some of the doors are left on the latch but they're not eager to tell you about them

>>68540076
I wasn't there willingly, we had to finish our group project, I just made it to bed though so no need to worry
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>>68540091
this is too much t b h, flare in word and action matters far more than flare in dress
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>>68540123

the library is only 24 hour towards the end of the academic year at mine which is a bit shit
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I'm an evolutionary biologist with a degree in hair and beauty from JJB University
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SHE SAID DESTROOY
IN BLAACK NEW YOOOOORK
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>>68540091
Fucking bender
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>>68540119
>you're mum
Ehehe you just said he's your mum ehehe
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have never had sex
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>>68540087
http://www.christiantoday.com/article/richard.dawkins.says.christianity.is.worlds.best.defence.against.radical.islam/76416.htm

He admitted that he has "mixed feelings" concerning the decline of Christianity, because this faith-based group might just be "a bulwark against something worse."
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>>68540138
bbestttttt song coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjDb5OewYco
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>>68540143
i have but it was shit and i didn't even like her. i was drunk and felt bad about myself.
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>>68540138
>>68540152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TwhJjRDW-Q
actual best song coming through
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Im from Old Zealand. Noq noq here comes the gloq
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>>68540072
Atheists hate Islam just as much as Christianity
He's afraid of disillusioned Christians becoming Muslims not atheists
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>this kiwi prick who's yet to make a single, even half-decent post
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had a girl that likes Death in June agree to a date with me then promptly ignored me before I could organise it
she's Ed's friend
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/blonde gf 2017/ is in the planning stages

will be giving my presentation to the executive board next week
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made a thread on /v/.
people are posting animals being killed and the mods won't delete it
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Not fond of Canadians
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>>68540189
it's bucks
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>>68540133
Grim, where you at?
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>>68540191
is this the same ed you were posting about before? was this girl perchance a photographer?
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>>68540189
I've been trying for 2 years now hahaha I'll get it one day
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>>68540213
that explains everything
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>>68540220
dunno
she's not a photographer afaik
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>>68540159
FONT
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NEED to racemix
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>>68540226
when do you go back to Engerland?
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>>68540219
kent, medway campus
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>>68540233
wonder how many degrees of seperation exist between us
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>>68540242
January LOL staying for nye
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>>68540245
Fair enough, I'm in Swansea so there's no risk of people trying to nick books and shit, they can't read

Have to decide now whether to stay awake until tonight or have a power nap and risk it hitting me like a train
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>>68540241
Robert de Niro was married to someone called Diahnne Abbott
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>>68539894
n-no thanks
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>>68539681
Unironically A, for the sole reason that I hate anime.
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>>68540241
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>68540261
you planning on getting fucked by a uni bloke on the beach you utter degen?
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>>68540289
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>68540273
i too have done an all nighter, didn't get much done but got more than i would asleep.

i'm gonna stay awake all day. i've got a busy day and i need facilities that are like a half hour walk away so hopefully i'll feel revived after the walk along the river.
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had three wanks over the past eight hours
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>>68540309
shut the fuck up hitler
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NEED to suck all the energy from the universe to feed my anime addiction

alri
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>>68540298
I have sworn a sacred vow to touch no bum but the gf's until either breakup or menopause
It's mostly a her family ting
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>>68540289
What is so funny?
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i love my mama

lord knows i does
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>>68540241
I think he's just got terrible sperm. His other kids are right munters too
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>>68540332
is your so called gf a kiwi
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>>68540302
Yeah I'm leaning more towards it, it's more the fact I've been sat in front of a computer all night so my brain is buzzed, i don't think I'm sleeping any time soon
Hope your work went well, godspeed
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>>68540368
i've done the same and I've had like 6 coffees

good luck
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Doin a poo RIGHT NOW as im posting this aha
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new girl at work today
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>>68540179
>Atheists hate Islam just as much as Christianity
depends more on their ideology than their views on religion. if they're left-leaning, which most atheists tend to be, they're usually more concerned with the historic evils of christianity, whereas if they're right-leaning they tend to be more anti-islam than anti-christianity cause its a more immediate threat
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>>68540392
is it you?
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whats the story morning glory
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>>68540342
wtf how can i power up my sperm?
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Dead thread
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>>68540431
yes
*flicks hair*
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>>68540353
Her rents are
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my work is full of utter runts
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*uses /brit/ as a chatroom*
Yeah and what are you foing to do about it huh
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anything good on netflix
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if /brit/ isn't a chatroom for mundane shit i want to talk about then what is is
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>>68540488
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>>68540508
just smashed The Crown with the misses, she loved it
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What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBTDcKkErPM
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the gf
>>
Watching "It Sunshine" on Netflix rn
Really glad my mate from Marlow got me into it
>>
>>68540550
you have three bollocks?
>>
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What's this a metaphor for?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uIauoMugTw

anyone wanna watch this with me? x
>>
>>68540576
>he's not a tri-baller
>he doesn't produce 50% more sperm than other males

lmao 2ball
>>
>>68540578
>british film

no thank you
>>
>>68540577
my bollocks busting
>>
>>68540578
shat ap
>>
>>68540578
""British"" aka paki film

nah
>>
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#SmileForTheBBC is trending
>>
>>68540604

racist
>>
My goodness lads. Let me tell you. This place -- WOOF!! Need I say more?
>>
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found a flick to watch
>>
>>68540603
mate's dog has 4 bollocks desu. 2 scrotums.
>>
>>68539959
spot the albanian
>>
Foing bed night x
>>
>>68540653
bet he gives your mate a good right blast x
>>
had a minor hallucination today

this must mark the beginning of my descent into full-blown schizophrenia
>>
Exam in 1 hour haha totally fucked ha
>>
that's quite alright
>>
>>68540714
Describe it
>>
>>68540796
there was a floating menu (like the kind in a restaurant) floating in midair in front of me, when i tried to grab it, it disappeared
>>
>>68540834
fat fuck
>>
>>68540834
Could you provide a drawing that depicts what happened?
>>
>>68540858
ceebs
>>
>>68540834
cunt what lol

ive only hallucinated once without drugs when i was like 18, and it was a glowing pattern on my arm like the come up of mushrooms
>>
>>68540872
ta
>>
>>68540888
don't call me a cunt >:(
>>
>>68540905
this 2bh

c*nt is a VERY rude word
>>
how do american resist the urge to put a bullet in their brains?
>>
>>68540931
they think jesus will send them to hell where the devil will stick pins in their japs eyes
>>
>>68539516
Qui est cette démone du sperme ?
>>
>>68540905
ah ok soz
>>
>>68540951
What you bloody fartin' on about?
>>
>>68540951
god speaks english
>>
>>68539554
That kid is shite. I like Afghan Dan and that brunette girl. They both had great flow
>>
Hey lads, were can i get the pengest lunch?
>>
:PPP :D
>>
>no bow legged yank gf
why live
>>
>>68541011
munch, you colossal twat
>>
>>68541011
Penglunch.net
>>
>>68541035
holy fuck i've fucked it. Serves me right for phoneposting in the toilet.

might go and prepare the rope now.
>>
>job
haha
>>
the pengest munch lad lost his luster when it was revealed he was 23
>>
>>68541109
doesn't puberty hit blacks?
>>
ozzies, out
>>
>>68541122
black don't crack
>>
>>68541109
no idea what this means
>>
>>68541109
stupid negro needs to go back to africa
>>
>>68541133
didn't really answer my question did you?
>>
Just threw up twice into the toilet like a runt
>>
had the pengest lunch from mcdonnies for dinner lids

> 10 chicken nuggets + sweet n sour sauce
> large fries
> medium chocolate thicc shake

:^)
>>
>>68541156
that was MY question
>>
>>68541129
>ozzies
FOY
>>
ossie ossie ossie
>>
>>68541206
Nice shampoo
>>
Fourth for allah
>>
>>68541175
hope you're feeling better x
>>
oy oy oy
>>
it's the will of the people for Aussies to leave
>>
VERY nervous about my driving test tomorrow

will NOT be pleased if i don't pass
>>
suck my knob
>>
>>68541216
I am now but I'm still sitting here like I'll feel sick again
I want to just go to sleep
>>
would like to suck the chicken connoisseurs big black cock lads
>>
what's the difference between serotonin, endorphins, and dopamine?
>>
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>UK considers plans to nearly halve international student visas

That'll be a nice 150k deduction off the immigration stats, this is exactly what people mean by reduce immigration
>>
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>>68541233

So, tell me a little bit about yourself, anon.
>>
>>68541253
life is what you make of it
>>
>>68541249

bit noncey that.
>>
>>68541272
reminds me of my gf at her workplace (she's a pastry chef with a pet eel)
>>
>>68541253
Serotonin is the happy chemical but it's also released when you need to sleep. It makes you feel good
Endorphins are a reward feeling which come out of exercise mainly
Dopamine is a also a reward feeling but is more common
>>
Jordan
>>
Lads, what would you think if I sang out of tune?
>>
>>68541315
what a twat
>>
Edward
>>
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>>68541315
>>
Ah yes, elderly white men are now acceptable to smear
>>
>>68541315
*stands up and walks out on you*
>>
got zero views on my youtube poop lads
>>
jordan reply to me on facebook you fucken weapon
>>
>>68541338
Have you noticed how more and more news places use 'white' to describe people now? Like it's acceptable but you can't do it with blacks or anyone else.
>>
>>68541365
>tfw colourfully challenged
>>
>>68541391
>>68541391
>>68541391
>>68541391
new one boys
>>
>>68541365
Yes, any group, company, organisation that isn't overwhelmned by ethnics is described as "hidesously white" and being an elderly, white man is now the most despicable and henious thing that you can be

>>68541394
>305
Fuck off, spacker.
>>
Alri, mincers
>>
>>68540972
Who is this beautiful lady?
>>
>>68539453
>Women are in control of society edition
Wouldn't mind if they were Indian tbqh ngl desu

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-38253471
>>
morning
>>
>>68541270
ahh yes dissuading students paying 18k a year + a fuck load more for living expenses
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