/cum/

Hahahaha

Hahahaaaaa

Hahah

Haaaaaaa

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>>68537155
How long will this last buds?

>>68537159
oh really? i hadnt noticed

Is /cum/s janitor as rude as /deutsch/s?

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>there are 2 million rats in new york city

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>>68537155
Shant be posting in this thread

>>68537193
Point taken. Still annoying as fuck to shovel, my parents are considering moving to the West Coast.

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>>68537155

John Players' are the only good darts

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>>68537155

>>68537155
eh, what am I looking at here?

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>>68537236
>cigarette prices

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I'm about to have sex with this woman for money.

I'm a fucking lowlife ain't I?

who /bed bug capital of america/ here?
>>68537234
good thing i live in an apartment and therefore dont have a driveway :^)

>>68537234
They should move here

>>68537269
Nah breh, fuck it.

Lay the law down.

>>68537267
only high if you live in the city, fucking $14 for meme cigs like Belmonts

>>68537269
whats she look like

>>68537267
Just go to the res., you mongoloid.

>>68537234
When its snowy i have to shovel too.

Is any one studying earth science in here?

>>68537269
aren't we all just having sex for money

how much is a pack of fags where you live /cum/ (in your own currency and real currency)?
$12 dollars here

>>68537298
You're mom lmao

wrong thread
>>68537237
>>68537237

>>68537308
some of us aren't having sex

>>68537269
No, that's the last redpill.

>vapeman.jpg

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>>68537217
>>68537217

>>68537311
$8.00 for american spirit
$6.00 for marlboro reds

>>68537258
>>68537321
get a load of this cuck

>>68537333
I dont have a favourite

>>68537270
Neither do I, but I still have to shovel the sidewalk. Thank goodness for dibs.

>>68537278
They're liberals, so have pretty much discounted the entire South. Best for both sides, I'd say.

>>68537303
I'm a prospective major in Geology.

>>68537321
Stop trying.

>>68537363
Can you give any recommendations?

>>68537366
Oh well. It's hot as fuck here in the summer anyway, we always have a few seniors die because their ACs give out

>>68537366
thank goodness for kike landlords who are legally obliged to do it for me

>>68537366
Interesting, how to get grad school scolarship?

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>>68537333
>she will never be your gf
Should i end it now /cum/? Also checked

>>68537222
There's gotta be more jews than that.

Do NOT sexualize Spurdo.

Would you drink another mans semen for 50 bucks?

No homo

>>68537385
I thought it was a meme that every building has ac, its not?

>>68537422
Does a trap count as a men?

Then yes of course

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>>68537385
There was a heatwave here in 1996, and many people on the South Side who were too poor to afford air conditioning and didn't want to open windows lest they get broken in died. Kinda sad, really, but doesn't happen too often, even how inland we are.

>>68537387
Heh, at least we don't have rent control...

>>68537395
I don't know, I'm a second-year undergrad.

>>68537422
idk is a gilr (male)?

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sexy spurdo

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>>68537420

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>>68537442
my landlord is basically a petty slum lord tb h but at least no shoveling :^)

>>68537442
>I'm a second-year undergrad
That much is redundant, it's obvious from your inane posting style that you just got out of high school.

What time in USA? Is this a neet thread?

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>halfway through my pint of vodka
>the pain is still here
Is this it, buds?
Have I finally gone too far?

>>68537422
I'd pay to drink another man's semen

>>68537423
It's not a meme, pretty much everyone has AC. I don't think Euros understand how hot it gets here

>>68537470
Just got out of highschool as well, uni is too exhausting for me.

470
Bit rude that

>>68537484
1:22 on the coast that matters

>>68537500
Sounds like you've only gone half way bud. Go farther.

>>68537423
Only the poorest of the poor don't have ac.

>>68537524
*the least coast
corrected 4 u big guy

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Someone take it away from him.

>>68537524
>>68537513
Why are you still up? No work, college?

>>68537484
12:23 a.m.

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>>68537542
cos im a big boy
dont tell me what to do mammy

>>68537536
>tfw i dont need an ac where i live

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Rate me /cum/

>>68537542
I'm on break.

>>68537536
Dont like ACs. Have to wear a sweatshirt inside when its 35 c outside. Thats just dumb

>>68537542
>going to bed before 2
It's winter break

>>68537556
Delet this

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>>68537561

>>68537542
No work tomorrow. Time to stay awake 'til 6 and wake up at 4 pm.

>>68537311
>>68537311
in ny they were 11.00 for a pack of marbs upstate and closer to 15 in the city. in cali they're about 5 bucks which i found surprising.
>>68537346
lol seriously? i lived near a res and american spirits were cheap, more akin to sonomas than marbs

>>68537531
I'll soldier on.
Luckily I have a trusted friend who will let you guys know if I croak.

>>68537569
You can adjust the temperature.

>>68537569
>Have to wear a sweatshirt inside when its 35 c outside
Why would you wear a sweatshirt when it's 21c inside?

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>last day of semester was thursday
>haven't showered since
feels good man

>if I report this spammer then Janny will delete the thread
Decisions, decisions

wtf is going on

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>tfw remembering posting this img every day before i went to work a few months ago during the summer
kinda want to die still

>>68537569
Are kraut ac units so primitive you can't dial in the temp to the degree?

HINT: I know they're not.

>>68537622
>>68537629

Some anon is trying to get this version deleted methinks.

>>68537622
>>68537629
>>68537649
dont worry im done
no mure spurdo porn left

Okay Anons i have to leave you. It was fun while it lasted.
Good to know that i can take over any thread

>>68537587
all tobacco products are cheaper on reservations.
flathead res isn't too far from where i live and they have american spirit for like 5 bucks.
but it's in fucking redman land.

>>68537609
>showering for class
Used to show up to class drunk desu.

I finally got a girlfriend guys

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>>68537666


>>68537673
Bye

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FUCKING GIANT ZIT ON MY FACE WONT POP OUT

I SQUEEZE AND SQUEEZE AND ALL I GET IS PAIN AND SOME CLEARISH LIQUID. JUST POP ALREADY

>>68537685
Use a pin/needle.

Slow and steady like.

>>68537666
dont mind me. janny is asleep

>>68537685
STOP STOP STOP
Dont do it, it makes it even worse

>>68537685
patience is a virtue

>>68537674
it wasn't on the res it was outside it, marbs were 11 and american spirits were 9 or 10

>>68537685
Enjoy your staph

>>68537685
lance it with a needle and then wipe it with some antibacterial stuff.

>>68537682
lying is a sin

>>68537682
don't get cocky

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>>68537737
>when clack my ass posts near me

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>>68537756

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>>68537666
>no mure spurdo porn left
lol r u gay?

>100 posts in half an hour
these threads go so quick

>>68537782
just like my childhood ;_;

>>68537782
I think we're the fastest general other than /brit/, tbch

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>>68537708
This

But I still do it if it pops easy the first time.
>mfw when I found out exfoliating isn't a meme

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>>68537782
That political shitpost edition got everyone all fired up.

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>dont have to come in to work tomorrow

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>>68537782
>28 IPS

>>68537814
Pretty much

>>68537795
If that's true that is pretty sad.

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I told my friends and parents about /cum/

>>68537725
>he doesn't go to a native american shaman for his cigarettes

>>68537814
Harper looks so fucking uncomfortable

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>>68537814
I am not paying chink for a fucking 4chan pass

>starting to apply for jobs tomorrow
does /cum/ have any good connections for me

>>68537737
>clack my ass
I'm doing this truth

>>68537848
Yes

>>68537834
>wearing a vest and a shirt while everyone else is wearing a light linen shirt

I think he was self-conscious of how fat he was.

>>68537848
i'm pretty high up in mcdonalds, I can score you a team member job at your local restaurant

>>68537848
you can put me down as a reference

>>68537826
Yeah

>>68537834
He's not as charismatic as le weed man

>>68537848
>anon's resume
>"Experience with international networking"
>"with a focus on the North American region"

>>68537848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx4poQw1mZo

Americans dont know how to drive manual lmao

>>68537904
Pretty good bullshit, desu.
Nice subtle flavor.

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>>68537904
>we're probably going to be tested on memes when applying for service jobs in the future
>it's all going to be normiebook and leddit memes

>>68537929
I drive manual

68537929
>>>/brit/

>>68537929
>Have to drive to downtown every day for work
>Bumper to bumper traffic almost every day
yeah manual is really fucking fun in traffic

>>68537935

what car?

>>68537929

Ive only seen a manual car twice in my life, so I never really had a chance to learn

One was from a friend of my dad, the other from my euroboo friend who tries to be an /o/ fag

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Really made me think...

>>68537929
But I do.
Literally just bought and drove a manual from midwest back to glorious northern california.

>>68537955
'96 Ford Ranger because I'm poor

>>68537831
F

Why must normies ask about the chinese cartoon boards. I haven't even had to fully explain it (hopefully never will) without feeling so much cringe.

I heard a pooinloo freshman/whatever kid from commiefornia talking about it last year, and it was cringier than a leafy video. I hope he's reading this and regrets his decisions.

>>68537935
Since all those memes are descended from 4chan memes we'll just have to stretch our memory a bit.

>>68537949
Steep hills are much more stressful than traffic.

>>68537970
You're more likely to kill yourself than anything else

what ever happened to your man?

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>kids who are now legally baneposting 18 years old have been around since they were 13

>>68538006
implying he ever left

>>68538006
A casualty of the great Rockford-Chicago war, a proxy war of the Finnish-Korean Hyperwar.
As for reality, IDK, though I've seen an Anonymous Rockford flag post here before.

>>68537970
>moms demand more action
Neiß.

>>68537970
>guns are not the answer
what was the question

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>>68538018
>canadians are still allowed post here

>>68538025
is it you? it's you

>>68537984
The newer ones are overated 2bh I could buy a fullsize and more capable truck for the same prices.

>>68538037
Should we allow mass shootings to happen in exchange for meme potential

>>68538006
Your man and LMM are the same person

>>68537984
Nice.
Terrible about the gas mileage though.
What color?

>>68538043
i should punch you in the face for assuming that

>>68538056
....and cia and the wehraboo rotating flag faggot and the eastern euro leaf namefag larper....

Autism knows no limits.

>>68538070
>you
Not using the proper singular gender and conjugations
>thou

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>>68538058
This isn't mine

>>68538070
awh budd I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feeling
>>68538056
hi clackers. hows the ass?

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>>68538005
>>68538032
>>68538037
>>68538054

But these are quite thought-inspiring are they not?

>>68538088
Honestly fuck english. Whosoever made that change is a fucking twat

>>68538088
I ought to clobber thee in thy face for assuming that people have cared about that for centuries.

>>68538100

DOXXing your truck as we speak

>>68538122
Rumor has it that he's from Conway, Arkansas.

>>68538108
>why
Because it's fun

>>68538122
I just counter doxxed you by clicking on your flag

Serves you right for using extra flags for 4chan™

>>68537970
>Nobody needs a gun
I just want universal background checks and stronger gun-control... Why do these moms have to make my side look like such idiots?

>>68538147

good luck doxxing 36 million people,

>>68538156
No Problem for me

>>68538100
Ho lee fuk.
This is a about as close to a dead-wringer for the truck I learned stick in as you can get.

What is it with mid-90's, turquoise-ish rangers?

>>68538150
This. Why does taking a side on the gun debate mean you either want us to be Great Britain-tier or allow civilians to have nukes?

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r8 my meme

>>68538156
I traced your IP through your proxy servers in Estonia

You're going down kiddo

>>68538171
>he doesn't want civilians to own nukes
SHALL

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>>68538173
It's alright.

Why are you driving very big pick up trucks even though you dont work at a farm

>>68538195
t. tree hugger commie

>>68538195
Because I like haveing a truck when I need it

It's not a big truck though

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>>68538147
>>68538150
Hmm...

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>>68538100
>>68538147
>>68538156
>>68537848
>Everyone giving all of this personal information away

This is the motherload. Enjoy your last moments of being DOXX free, you fools :^)

>>68538184
5'9" is literally mini-man-tier, unless big personality.

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>hungry
>nothing in house to eat that looks appetizing
>too late to go out and get food

>>68538195
It's basically a muscle car with an exposed trunk to fuck in.

>>68538211
Spread it through Twitter...

>>68538217
Good thing you don't know where I live!

>>68538122
>>68538139
>>68538147
>>68538150
>>68538156
>>68538164
>>68538166
>>68538173
YA'LL JUST GOT DOXXED

Enjoy male strippers and pizza in an hour!

>>68538211
My parents raise their own meat

>>68538217
>implying I'm not posting from your IP
Enjoy doxing yourself fag

>>68538229
jokes on you i already DOXXED everybody in this thread.
enjoy your pizzas in hell fuckers

>>68538195
>t. smart car get the same mileage as a 20yr-old pickup.

>>68537795
/deutsch/ is faster

>>68538217
>>68538229
>>68538241
*doxxes you*
Heh, nothing personnel, kid...

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>>68538223

silly americans, you can't do that!

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>>68537970
I love how they often use germany in their charts, leaving out how we have less citizens and stricter gun laws and yet we still have people getting shot here.

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I wish I was taller

>>68538253
6 foot 2 here

>>68538251
ok *does that*

>>68538211
>HUNTING is cruel
>Get your meat from the SUPERMARKET

Holy shit I fucking hate this even more than the last one. Animal flesh you buy from supermarkets is going to have such a fucked up life compared to meat from hunting. Like, you just know that hunting is something people actually do with guns so you have to say it's evil it while you eat your fucking veal.

Fuck.

>>68538253
how tall are you clack?

>>68538253
height doesn't matter nearly as much as 4chan likes to make you think

>>68538252
>comparing le 60% country to Europe in the first place

>>68538251
*doxing intensifies*

>>68538249
*teleports behind your 'secure' VPN connection*
Nothin personnel, eh?
*keyboard clicks*

DOXXED

>>68538277

t. manlet

>>68538246
Normally I just go to /brit/
But I found out that I get more (You)s here

>>68538266
It's probably more immoral to end the suffering of an animal that's enjoying its life than otherwise.

>>68538277
t. 5'9"

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>>68538277
>height doesn't matter nearly as much as 4chan likes to make you think
hmmm

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>>68538269
5 feet 10 inches

>>68538285
Heh, you thought I lived in Chicago, didn'tcha? But I guess you didn't think that I actually live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia!

>>68538281
france might be on a similar level by now.

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>>68538228
>>68538241
>>68538266

This goes even deeper...

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>>68538228
I already doxx'd your post's flag and know you live in the United States of America.

Nice try, bud.

>>68538321
Whichever is illegal, you dumb bitch.

Jannies actually been pretty cool lately 2bh

>>68538195
A ranger is about literally the smallest truck you can buy.
No idea if third-worlds' choice: tiny toyota is smaller.

>>68538290
shut up
>>68538309
s h u t u p
>>68538310
SHUT UP

>>68538327
>implying I didn't use 7 proxies

(I actually didn't, please don't ban me janny)

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>>68538321
Owning a gun isn't illegal

What the fuck is this shit

>>68538311
I'm sorry clack. that's not insanely short. I'm 6 foot but feel very short because everyone in my family in super tall. my dad is 6 foot 4 and is the shortest of all his cousins

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>>68538349
>t. Janny

Nice try bud, not falling for your custodial tricks.

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>>68538321
Wow. I haven't been made into thinking this hard in a long time.

>tell dad I want 5'8" or 5'9" gf
>>but son u 5'10" maybe 5'11"
>>not wanting to improve genepool

I saw a qt 5'10"ish gril at the mall today with a manlet. I felt very postironically autistic. I'm pretty sure I gave them a bad look too, because my ex says I do that sometimes.

>>68538223
Please don't post anymore you stupid cunt

>>68538311
Christmas County please

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>>68538362
*bans u*
Pssh... Nothin personnel, kid

>>68538317
Virigina eh?
You think I'm a fool?!
Ive known your location this whole time. I was just playing mind games with you.

I know you're located in Cleveland, Ohio. Better start praying cus the feds are on their way!

>>68538293
Dont like brit tbqh. Only disconected posts, no discussions

>>68538293
I think a lot of people on /brit/ don't reply to Americans as a rule (if they don't have us outright filtered)

>>68538327

You realize that proxies are a thing right?

>>68538373
>I felt very postironically autistic

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>68538382
*calls hiromoot on my secret phone line to him to overturn my ban and ban you to the shadow realm*
psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh, nothing personnel, kid

>>68538353
Mini cooper made a truck, and I'm prety sure VW did with the rabbit
Maybe they're not relevant enought to buy, but in theory, you could.

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>>68538310
My father married a woman 3" taller than him and lost his virginity to a whore in amsterdam.

>>68538391
*Dont like brits
Fixed it for you.

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>why yes, my height does start with the number 5

>>68538382
*it was a hologram proxy*

>>68538393

Yes.

Maybe.

...No?

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>why yes, I do indeed fedorapost without making sure the accompanying image is indeed a fedora

>>68538392
/brit/ is just shitposting and Australians, New Zealanders, Americans and Canadians acting like brits with the last two getting bullied.

Makes our general look like great discussions by comparison.

>>68538387
Actually, I'm Donald Trump, and you're in for a wild ride when I get into office, kid.

>>68538373
malls are literally manlet mainstays.
They survive, thrive, and conceive there.
Strange but true.

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>>68538353
>tfw no Pick up muscle car convertible
for some reason I really like the SSR

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>>68538393
>caring enough about posting on a Chinese shoe building sweatshop that you'll bother with a proxy
I think we know who the real loser is

>>68538431
As someone who posts in both, /brit/'s good for the memes but we have better discussion.

Rate earth science on a scale from 1 - 10

>Chinese shoe building sweatshop

how many variations of this meme are there

>>68538399
I haven't been diagnosed with anything (that i'm aware of), but observing my family and 4chan makes me think.

>>68538440
you have horrible taste

>>68538440
Jesus Christ

>>68538435
*hacks into voting booth*
Nothing personnel kid

>>68538460
Since it's likely my major, 11

>>68538444
Theoretically infinity in this prestigious rake-building forum

>>68538440
You have objectively shit taste in automobiles.
Sorry.
At least go el camino or ranchero.

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IT WONT STOP SNOWING REEEE

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>>68538249
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>>68538409
Sorry guys, but the real hacker has arrived.

I've already retrofitted my mainframe with proxxies which were reverse-engineered into capacitor-engine gigawatt hardrives. And before you even ask; yes, they have over 400 Hyper-Coolant Java-Unifiers.

Smell ya later!

>>68538460
10 tbqh

Just found out that my little sister (who I was sure was a lesbian) has a "boyfriend".

She's 22; he's 34.

>>68538465
Infinite possibilities newfag.

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>>68538494

at least you get snow

>>68538476
*builds a wall around you and makes you pay for it*
You know, actually it kinda is personnel, kid

>>68538495
*smells you now*
W-wew

>>68538494
nice. how many inches?
we got buried over the weekend here. might take the snowmobile out tomorrow

>>68538494
Looks like the GTA, is it?

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>>68538516
>>68538494
Give snow or delet these

>>68538218
>>68538184

b-but i'm 5'9

>>68538495
Actually, the internet doesn't exist, and it has been I who have hooked up all your minds to think it has and that you've been doing anything on it.

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>>68538490
'59 El Caminos do look good, they are one of my favorite cars.

>>68538469
>>68538475
:^/

>>68538516
No snow in this part of germany
Feels very bad

>>68538528
you will get nothing but hail

>>68538440
I call them boomer-mobiles. They're lack of extreme mass production and uniqueness makes them a magnet to become "an investment". They're all like 15grand -- which isn't too bad for what they are, but I'm pretty sure there's no bed, and they're probably out-performed because of their age.

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>>68538529

MANLET

>>68538522
London, ON

>>68538516
8-10

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>>68538529
>I'm also 5'9"

>doctor upped my dose age of cymbalta to 180mg daily
Fuck me I just feel worse

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>>68538529
>b-but i'm 5'9

>>68538510
Yes, I'll pay for it.
*hacks into his bank account and empties his savings*
Ha! Sucker!
*digs a tunnel and scales the wall*
*runs off with the rest of the monies*
Yea, nothing personnel kid ;)

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>>68538559
>tfw I myself am 5'10

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>>68537422
I'd drink it for free bro. It's free protein.
I'd even do the deed of sucking his dick until he explodes inside my throat.

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>>68538545

>>68538551
>London, ON

Why do people from there tell me it's so shitty? I've been there before and it seemed fine.

>>68538551
we got a foot in one night. stop bein such a pussy

>>68538544
hopefully you get some foot bro

>>68538549
>>68538554
>>68538559


i'm actually really insecure about my height and almost certain is the sole reason i'm a kissless virgin

I need to get on that helium tank desu

>>68538511
*walks towards you*

What's better? London ON or London KY?

>>68538557
So stop feeling bad.
That's all there is to it.

>live in California
>TFW you will never get snow

Feels good/bad man

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>>68538529
It's okay anon I'm also 5'9

But I also have a 5'2 qt gf who thinks I'm tall so I couldn't care less

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>>68538595
Really? y tho I'm sure the autism in general is the culprit...

>>68538602
KY

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>>68538599
*independences towards you*

>>68538547
>They're all like 15grand
they start at 20k here and go up to 40k
El caminos are sold for around 7k but those are only those ugly 80s ones.

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>>68538599
*runs towards you*

>>68538603
Its not really helping me either way

I'll prob just stop taking it altogether eventually

>>68538607
parts of norcal get plenty of snow

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>>68538607

>live near snow line
>only way up the mountain is getting stuck on 80 while bay area fags clog the interstate going to DOnner/Northstar

>>68538587
this was just from a colorado low. London gets a fuck load of lake effect snow from Huron too.

>>68538584
london has a lot of poverty and sketch bags downtown so it put a bad rep on the city. also it's boring if you're not a college student that goes to UWO. Not a bad city tbqh

>tfw 5'9" as well
Never had an issue. I prefer women in the 5'6-5'8 range as well.

>>68538569
*it turns out you have to pay it all to Hillary Clinton for her services in hacking the account*
Heh, there's a cost to such good personnel, kid.

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>>68538637
>unironically living in NorCal

choon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-XmPr5oNlw

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>>68538629
*light dashes through rings around you*

>>68538651
amazing how sparse the population is in the northern part of the state compared to the southern and central parts

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>>tfw 5'9" as well
>Never had an issue. I prefer women in the 5'6-5'8 range as well.

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>>68538494
>snow stops
>turns into hail
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

is anybody taller than me here?

im 6'1

>>68538690
6'2
:^)

>>68538690
>flag
>doubt.jpg

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>>68538690
>Mexico
>6'1

>>68538629
>>68538621
*teleports behind you*

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>>68538690
>Taller than 6'
>Flag

>>68538651

literally the best part of the state

comfiest too

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>>68538698
>>68538710
im not joking pals, 190 cms

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>>68537165

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>>68537165

Migrate nicely into the babe edition.

I will stay behind to finish this one off Dahnald.

new thread hurry
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>>68538732

>>68538741
Aw yiss

>tfw indianacuck
>even kentuckyfags hate you
Why has god forsaken us

>>68538736
Why does seeing men in jeans turn me on so much? It's like men in jeans make my mouth a magnet for their dick. I'm not even gay.

>>68538748
nothin personal kid

*kills you*

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>>68538760