/cum/

Hahahahahahahaaaaaa

Hahahaha

Hahahahahahahahah

Haaaaaa

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>tfw girls or boys don't flirt with you
>the you're just that ugly

This edition is so me

>>68533076
mt olive dill pickles are literally the only pickles worth eating.

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>>68533076
EL WEEB
During his childhood, he was forced to watch anime. He grew up a twinky week moranic fat fuck that has erps on anime
THE WEEB IS A FAT UGLY DEPRESED FUCK OR A TWINK
How to discover a weeb.................
the weeb has a smell that reachest far, has terrible hygiene with a muffled flattened or pertuded nose. He usually has slobber or food
is ugly, stupid, a troglodyte since he cannot talk about anything other than anime.

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>>68533108
Basically me, girls only ever compliment me if they think I'll buy something.

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>fifth for punishing in the name of the moon

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>this is "extra large" in the united states
HOLY SHIT LMAO it's only four pints at most

>>68533122
I've never been particularly interested in having a long term relationship, it's often more trouble than it's worth and the type of women I meet are generally not as malleable or as stable as I'd like

I've never tried dating or anything either, the few times i've had a girlfriend was through friends

lads
Donate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3pf7HCbtXo

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>>68533154
>fifth

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>Weeb edition.

is it possible to be a sociopath and realize it? i heard people talking about how sociopaths don't really have a personality they just pretend to, they just repeat things they've seen on tvs or movies and copy them or they just live their live like an actor and i sympathised with all of that. and then i realized i didn't really care when my dad or uncle died i just made myself cry at the funeral. is this autism? i don't really try to hurt people but when i think about killing people i don't think it'd bother me much if it was justified.

>>68533172
Man, Online dating seems to be the only direction I can point you to. My wife was never exactly the looker to everyone around me but to me she was the most perfect being I've ever seen, Man, It's what your heart believes, Not your head.

>>68533033
I used to work in Starbucks when I was in high school. I got transferred around a lot and literally every single Starbucks chain has at least one token flaming homo.

>>68533216
yes watch american psycho.

>>68533103
perkele

>>68533218
well the problem is i don't really have an urge to get into it, I feel fine being alone

I'm just worried about my future, as people get older and pair up and go separate ways starting a family I'm concerned I'll end up being a lonely person

>>68533279
Same in english please

I don't speak mongol

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>>68532151
Sry about the time I was out

>>68533312
Quaintly stated, You aren't afraid of being alone, But you're afraid of being alone in the future?
Anon, Do you live alone?

what kind of porn should i post on cum?

>>68533376
clothed

>>68533376
Scat interracial cuckolded

>>68533350
Shave and hop on HRT pls

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>>68533376
None

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A girl that used to hit on me constantly a couple years ago is getting married

Not that I'm jealous (I didn't like her) but it makes me mad at myself for not getting further

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>I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

>>68533409
You'll make it bro

>>68533152
This for sure. If im out at a bar and a girl talks to me i immediately don't trust her.

>>68533427
We said this every day in elementary and middle school

>>68533409
Yeah, envy is what you are feeling

>>68533376
euro grill gets face cummed on

>>68533366
I do live alone, for many years now, I have a bunch of friends and a good social circle as well as a fun job, and a lot of hobbies

Just worried I'll feel old and alone for not having started a family or something like that

Pushing thirty and these things become a concern

>>68533216
was meant for canadian psychiatrist.

>>68533455
2edgye4me

do you have a gf who fawns over you?

>>68533409
I know that feel. I never liked her but I liked the attention and now that's it's gone I imagine how things could have been different.

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>>68533530

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>>68533530
No

>>68533530
yes. good use of "fawns over", my friend. you're speaking aces

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>>68533530
do the whores on tinder count?

>>68533455
I remember the Quaker kid getting a detention for not standing for the pledge in high school.

>>68533565
Good

>>68533565
really? me and my edgy friends refused and the teachers just scoffed and went ahead.

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>>68533499
Man, I can't make choices for you but i'd go out and get some girls on your ass, Don't really matter if you're ugly or not but it feels nice to have people that need you.
>>68533216
Some people are desensitized to emotion, I recommend you go under a psych test then apply for your armed forces. If they won't let you in then do some other shit that involves impartial decisions.

>>68533530
No, but the fat chicks at work are always nice to me, so I let one of them suck me off on breaks sometimes. She has a nice personality and sucks a mean dick.

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>>68533530
I have a fawn I fawn over though.

>>68533530
Yeah but that's because I'm not from a /cum/ country so I have superior genes

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>>68533587
really bro

>>68533585
>Man, I can't make choices for you but i'd go out and get some girls on your ass, Don't really matter if you're ugly or not but it feels nice to have people that need you.
I'm not ugly and I've fucked enough chicks in my time to be satisfied

drinking some vanilla black chai, boys. tastes like christmas

>>68533619
Fat bitches need love too craig.

Doo doo doodoo deeeee doo
Doo doo doodoo deeeee doo

>>68533626
Then if you have no problems except future events that you can change. Why are you asking me for my thoughts?

>>68533650
Very good post

>>68533637
I luv fat bichs
All tht weight on mə cock

where do i get coca leaves? they're supposed to be legal here if they're decocainized but i can't find them anywhere

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>>68533637
>>68533675
>Fat chicks
Shade in the Summer
Warmth in the Winter

Just more of her to love.

>>68533702
Buy chocolate from the Jews you fuckin communist hippie

>>68533717
t. landwhale
Take your fatty propaganda and eat it

>>68533717
that is not a pic of a fat, that lady is a thicc.

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>>68533717

It's funny, because of how "THICC" girls are in right now, there's fat girls who are out of my league. All because their fat is spread out in the right proportions

>>68533724
>>68533724
no i want coca not cocoa. coca is the shit cocaine is made from, the tea is supposed to be sweet and i want to try it.

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There are faggots who don't want pic related

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check these sick digits i saw today lads

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>>68533732
>propaganda
Uh, problematic much? Humans are meant to have blubber shitlord.

>>68533764
>male skeletons

>>68533784
The lions.

They could play the waiting game and outlive the sun.

>>68533784
Whats the interest rate on the lions?

quadruple OG canadian airborne regiment kush

>>68533764
>>68533760
>>68533717
that is perfect. i love when the fat goes to the slide. it makes a plop sound from behind
plop

>>68533792
What car lad?

>>68533784
attack at night, etc.

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>>68533792
did you scream check em when you hit it?

>>68533804
1.8% continually compounded within a period of .7 lion years

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>>68533822
2007 ford fusion
>tfw it doesn't measure tenths of km anymore :(

>>68533838
was too busy driving on the highway and trying not to crash while taking meme pics tbqh

>>68533861
noice

>>68533850
Lions hands down

>>68533861
oops guess i took it .1s before it rolled over to 100 000kms

>>68533861
thats cool. I always wanted to try a fiesta. they are actually fast, the modded ones. I would drift it.

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Would you guys drive a nuclear powered car?

>>68533584
I'm from a rural area where that kind of thinking was not tolerated.

>>68533809
10.4
Over.

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>>68533901
Sure, what could go wrong?

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>tfw almost bday
>no gf yet

What's a bigger stain on white people? Slavery or the holocaust?

>>68533427
When I'm in church I instinctively put my hand over my heart for a second when I stand up.

>>68533967
Their leftist children

>>68533967
i would say our inability to follow through on either

>>68533947
You've got better things to do Jesus.

>>68533967
baby boomers and identity politics liberals

>>68533947
how old anon?
>tfw 27 and never had a gf

>>68533967
Ending the holocaustshows how incredibly weak we are.

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>>68534000
wizards get out
/int/ is a normie board

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>>68533967
We did not do anything morally reprehensible.

I HATE YOU ALL WITH A PASSION ( ┘ >ω< )┘ ( ┘ >ω< )┘ (>_____<))))))))))) ]]]]]]]]]]]

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>>68534022

Why are w*ites so cringey?

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>>68534022
What if I send you a cow?

>>68534022
LEAVE MY THREADS ALONE ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻

>>68534022
>>68534022
did you kill those christians today? cuz the freedom trains a comin

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>>68533901
a nuclear powered turbine engine?
yes

>>68534046
>that lift

This is how I take a shit on a small toilet.

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aesthetic militarized leafery

>>68534042
We are, in fact, the descendants of Ancient Pharaohs and Roman Emperors.

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>>68534019
im not a virgin tho

>>68534022
go hug your teddy

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>>68534000
Gonna be 22

lads
Do you think Africa will ever be good?
I think it will be shit forever desu

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>>68534102
Tell em

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>>68534061
lots of recent land speed records are broken by what are basically jets without wings

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>>68534086
>french is a recognized national language in your cuntry
Lame

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>got an A in a class I thought I'd get a C or D in

I need a lie down.
Literally shaking right now.

>>68534122
Of course it'll be good

You just wait until 2050, we'll see some first world African countries

>>68534136
>Cajuns, Rural Maine and Vermont begin crying

>>68534122
was good when the whites ruled it
the continent is alright, lots of minerals
the inhabitants on the other hand...

>>68534133
The latter half of that post is kinda correct, though (when the Arabs translated countless works from ancient rome and that sparked their philosophical/scientific revolution and golden age).

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>>68534110
>never had a GF
>not a virgin
even worse, manslut

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am i banned yet?

>>68534122
Britain had one job, and they let đe boers win.

>>68533901
ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS SUCKER IS NUCLEAR?!

>>68534133

Ahh yes, the famous historian Varg Vikernes

>>68534195
it was an old concept car but yea

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>>68534161
>we'll see some first world African countries
name one

>>68534195
>>68534207
it never existed. it was a model showing what a nuclear car might look like if it were ever possible to make a nuclear car.

>>68534215
Well Botswana, Namibia and maybe Nigeria

>>68534207
You're supposed to say "No, this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity"...

come on, play with me...

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>>68534228
dreams = crushed

>>68534215
somalia's do for a turnaround.

>>68534162
>implying quebecois indians live in countryside areas
They live in shacks on the middle of the wilderness. Nothing countryside about that.

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Do I need to post more porn?

>>68534240
havent seen that movie in a decade sorry bro

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>>68534207
>>68534228

>>68534230
Namibia is supposedly pretty comfy if you live in the capital Windhoek

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>>68534230
>>68534248
no.
AIDS and >Somalia

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>>68534260
Pic related works mon amis.

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>>68534260
mebbe

>>68534271
i didn not get reference.

>>68534215
>>68534305
this is the worst form of avatar fagging possible

>>68534262
it's cool

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>>68534319

>>68534319
Faggotry comes naturally to the bongs

>>68534360
you are mentally ill

my therapist things I'm probably going to get laid when I go back to dorms

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>>68534360
hello egypt!

>>68534360
wew

Should we prohibit Pepe since he is French, on the premise that Frenchness implies international jewry?

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You can kill any one person in the world without consequences. Who do you choose /cum/?

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>it's a CALLE CALLE captcha night

>>68534022
*ami

>>68534431
myself

>>68534388
>therapist
>the rapist
This could be very bad. Does it have a vagina and two X chromosomes?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11857046

>>68534431
mike pence

>>68534450
has a penis

>the rapist

wut?

>>68534431
Donald John Trump :^))))))))))))

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goodnight /cum/ have a nightmare!

>>68534460
Are you the guy driving from Indiana?

You should only pick Toronto because of distance.

>>68534479
Good thing his last name is really Drumpf :^)))))

>>68534420
What happened to periwinkle?

>>68533108
is this >tfw 22 and butt ass ugly anon

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yaaaaaaasss

>tfw ruined 3 weeks of sobriety to drink rolling rock beer
can't even get drunk off this shit at the rate im going

>>68534485
well a fuck you to you too.

>>68534528
>drinking a Pennsylvania Heineken

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>>68534485
Jokes on you, my life is a nightmare. Bonne nuit

>>68534556
it was on sale and cheap
>4.5% ABV
wew

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maybe i need to be more direct about it

bye guys

i want to thank janny for taking car of the egypt poster quickly

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>>68534576
I already told you how.

>>68534488
>Are you the guy driving from Indiana?
No, I'm taking a bus to Montreal from Boston desu.

buds how do i get a refund for something i bought from Amazon that turned out to be counterfeit garbage

tset

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>>68534485
>tfw have grown used to and somewhat enjoy my persistent night terrors

>>68534594
>takes care of some guy posting regular stuff
>>68534576
is still here

concierge sans salaire

>>68534610
Then go to Quebec City.

>>68534594

>>68533977

>>68534619
go to your order page and their should be a refund button. i think if it was a third party you need to deal with them directly though. give amazon a call, their customer service isn't bad and with enough bitching you should get your money back

test

>>68534649
why did you delete
>>68534420
then?

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really want this shirt, buds.

>>68534663
it's a third party. seller page says they're in south carolina but the thing shipped from Shanghai. only reply ive gotten is some unrelated thing about shipping in chinglish

since when did Amazon turn into a fucking Chinese bazaar

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>>68534697
Amewica so stwong.

>>68534701
>since when did Amazon turn into a fucking Chinese bazaar

years ago. never buy from a seller other than amazon. i bought a pair of tims off there and they were janky as fuck fell apart in a month.

>>68534594
he is one of the best posters on this site

>>68534722
pls repost :3

>>68534701
They sold out to Chinks years ago.

>>68533108
>tfw young guys flirt with me
>tfw wizard
it sucks being a pussy weeb who works out

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>Chilly outside
>Got the heated blanket
>BF is making me hot chocolate

c o m f y
o
m
f
y

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KKK is a CUTE

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>>68534790

>>68534790
where is that kids hand? it looks like its going through the shield.

>>68534817
he's a ghost

>>68534736
>>68534723
http://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-chinese-counterfeit-problem-2016-7
>And recently, Amazon even registered with the Federal Maritime Commission to provide ocean freight, simplifying the process for Chinese companies to ship goods directly to Amazon fulfillment centers, cutting out costs and inefficiencies.
Would love to see them get btfo by one of these companies that's getting counterfeited from

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am i banned yet

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I can't sleep guys what can I do

>>68534701
>buying from a 3rd party seller
>blaming amazon
good goy

>>68534854
jack off

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>>68533967
white guilt

you fucking faggot

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>>68534854
Masturbate or on the off chance, have sex.

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>>68534854

>>68534862
defending the motherland, xhang?

I'm not eating until my mom buys me pizza

Man is from the center of the thing. He preys on predators there. That is where the Y chromosome was always strongest. Dont come to the center if you arent from the center! ... And give Asgard back to the Germanic Tree!

>>68534864
>>68534870
already done
>>68534887
mkae me

*watches AvE*
some of you leafers are alright i guess

>>68534141
Congrats anon!
:D

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>>68534892
>go on a flag board
>someone's shit posting about chinks
>Canada, NZ, or Aussie defending China

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>68534910
FUCK OFF

Guys
What happened to that chink from the netherlands
I miss him

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>>68534910
>already done

Go again then faggot.

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>>68534910

can't kile the chile

>>68534776
>has a bf
Gay or roastie?

guys...

im nervous

>>68534958
>motivational poster meme
>9/11 meme

A tad stale.

do ray# fa# ray# fa# la fa# do' fa#
do' ray#' fa#' ray#' fa#' la' fa#' do'' fa#'
do'' ray#'' fa#'' ray#'' fa#'' la'' fa#'' do''' fa#''

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>>68534998
Please don't reply to fag LARPers.

>>68534924
FUJ YOU
>>68534950
Ewww
>>68534962
Make me

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>>68534998
I like boys AND girls

>>68535027
Hawaiian

the gf

>>68535046
lmao

Damnit it's 11:12 and I forgot to make a wish

23 days until I'm in a dorm again

>>68535081
i made a wish for you bud

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>>68535037

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>>68527721
An American anon embarrassed his country.

>tfw it wasn't a leaf for once

>>68535041
so you're a fag

it really boggles my mind that i got banned for 3 days for talking about girls but I post a blacked.com picture and no one cares

Why are there so few mexican posts?

I am in love with someone who I will never meet

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>>68535113
NO

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I want to feed this girl several chicken nuggets.

>>68535157
Not even embarrassing. Rome is the ancestor of our "parents" (Britain and France). Dumb memers couldn't think for a second.

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So true

>>68535223
She needs to be prescribed everything on the menu with an extra milkshake for 6 months

>>68535240
>womyn are doing less now
>implying that's a bad thing

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>>68535221
THEN STOP COMPLAINING SENPAI

How do I get girls to give me the sex?

>>68535223
remember when having a fucking eating disorder was the most popular meme of the 2000s

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This shit right here is delicious.

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>>68535227
So it was you then?

>>68533947
Where's her dick

>>68535272
If you go to a truck stop you can pay them

>>68535271
only if you sleep with me

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>>68535221

im more looking forward to holding a girls hand than the sex

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>>68535298
o-ok

>>68535309
>hand cucked

Do girls like it when you eat the pussy?

a cow made of butter

>>68535217
There's only about 5 of them who post here.

>>68535272
Adequate sum of money

>>68535332
>>68535332
in my experience no

>>68535287
Nope. Just not hard to figure out.

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>>68535312
comfy

wow /cum/ is dead as hell tonight wtf

>>68535383
probablemente por el fútbol americano

>>68535101
Good on ya m8

>>68535383
ensenate me espagnol por favor

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>>68535383
Seems like it's been pretty dead for the last week.

did you go to church today; you are not saving the white race by worshipping dildos- degenerate?

>>68535280
Underrated post

>>68535383
Sorry I was fapping

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>>68535371

>>68535383
Football just ended, prepare for the assault on /cum/.

>>68535421
where are you getting these verb conjugations from, anon?

My mom caved in

I'm buying pizza

>>68535429
so you are the kaga poster that spams on kancoll....
hmmmm

>>68535400
penso no /cum/ es interesado en futbol.

Butt is lubed. No hurt tonite

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>>68535457
i only post here anon-kun

football is for fags

>>68535455
Based mom

>>68535461
Je ne le cromprends pas

>>68535486
anime is for fags

>>68535437
un diccionario de la internet

>>68535486
This
>>68535496
Kys yourself

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>>68535486

Divegrass and Anime are both the gay

>>68535461
me refiero al de Estados Unidos en el juegan con esa pelota con forma de tic tac

>>68535496
I don't disagree

>>68535530
fag

>>68535494
je ne parle pas francais. yo no ablo espagnol ya sea pero yo aprendo

have the ameripoops finally calmed down with the taking the knee during their anthem meme they do at football games?

>there are cunts on this website without a waifu

>>68535484
bs, but I believe it.
>>68535461
oh for fucks sakes, if they dont that i will correct it.
first
>>68535500
Deja de usarlo. Es una mierda.
No creo que a ellos les interese.
Enséñame español, por favor.
>>68535500
una diccionario del Internet.

>>68535544
si, yo entiendo por /cum/ es no interestado en deportes

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>>68535429

>el no habla español
>il ne parle pas français

What losers

>>68535614
nigga ive never heard some1 speak spanish

>>68535555
Nice quads and kinda, some are still butthurt about it. Some still say it was the reason ratings were down when it was obvious it was the election season. Who cares now, Kaepershit rides the bench.

>>68535586
un dicionario del Internet.
thats what I get typo

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>>68535612

>>68535614
Kids who took German are fucking weirdos. It's drama club and band tier.

>>68535554
Why is the Nazi turned sideways but the US isn't

>>68533076
Decide what I should do next weekend
1. Get drunk on expensive beer and finlandia in the countryside
2. Get drunk on moonshine and try to go downtown

>>68535655
I can second this
>>68535664
Countryside sounds much comfier

>>68535554
The shadows on the ball and on the kids don't match

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>>68535664
2.

>>68535586
es muy dificil. yo trato pero sin una diccionario del internet

>>68535664
I'll be devils advocate
1

>>68535611
el por lo estás intentando ocupar como in porque o no?

new thread move whenever
>>68535724

>>68535699
yo trato pero sin una diccionario del internet es muy dificil*

>>68535421
why tho

>>68535689
>not lowering the height as well

Baggy clothes or long shorts itself make you look shorter, just like having long hair makes you look shorter while having short makes you look taller.

>>68535713
>>68535688
>>68535678
#1 it is
Unless anybody votes for #2

>>68535699
Quieres que yo te dé paginas webs para aprender español, hermano?

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>>68535646

>>68535774
I got dubs you Viking dip.

>>68535781
A dormir, compra.

>>68535554
one is compelled to ponder