/cum/

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the gf

Ty based yanks and mexibros

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>>68529173

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What non-/cum/ cunts are considered /cum/?

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Greatest meal on Earth

>>68529263
thanks for fish and chips. But no one eats thick chips though, which sucks

Got rejected from stanford on Friday, feels bad man. Hopefully something else works out but decisions for other schools of note won't come out until March or April.

>>68529022
post cultural hell hole

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>>68529239
>short hair

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>>68529281

latvia, our two greatest allies, and Texas

>>68529281
None to be honest. It is like the UN. They are provisional members.
>>68529307
who cares. it is just a name. Employers dont give a fuck. They want to see connections and what you know.

>>68529281
Greenland used to be.

Chile is an official observer nation.
Latvia is also.

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African American culture

>Eggs
>Strips of Bacon
>Hashbrowns Casserole
>Freshly Baked Biscuit and Pepper'd Gravy
>Grits

Now that's the greatest fucking meal

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>post cultural

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The greatest combat sport in the galaxy

>>68529365
You forgot the meme arrow.

How do I increase my basketball IQ?

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Can Finland be the 51st state?

>>68529378
>TFW a whole little Caesars pizza for dinner
this shit tastes like cat shit and cardboard. Why do I keep eating it?

>>68529444
nah, sorry.

>>68529365
soy negro soy griego et je suis blanche et je suis homme et je suis vous et vous este moi

>>68529507
Because you have no good diners near you.

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>>68529388
>The greatest combat sport in the galaxy

>>68529526
Speak American please

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>>68529365
A celebration for Americans?

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>>68529569
non
>>68529590
A holiday for collection of delectable treats?

>>68529551
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KLbcXEPHExA

confession: i still watch family guy and still think it's kind of funny

>>68529661
go put on the dunce hat

>>68529661
so do i and its still funny i get at least one yuck out of each episode.

>>68529661
>family guy
>funny
maybe if peter had a vagina and lois a pennis

>>68529767
You like cuntbois and dickgirls, eh mejico?

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>>68529797
no..

>>68529289
The redpill is realizing that baking cod at home with a shit ton of butter lemon sauce is 1000x better than any fried cod.

>>68529872
Donde esta el show de burro?

>>68529953
You know Chicanito

>>68529953
me gusta el show de burro. solo es natural, si?

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>>68529444
Yes but we must fine a better place for it

>>68530037
>placing Finland close to the Equator
What the hell are you doing?

>>68530037
Put it on top of Canada. Nobody lives on that shithole.

>>68529953
Vete a Colombia para ver cogeburros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUwmA3Q0_OE

got me thinking

>>68530082
Freedom isn't free my man.
If Mexico wanted to be a state they'd have to switch places with Canada, which is why they haven't joined yet.

>>68530037

we'll sink that communist shithole of an island into the sea, then annex finland and put it there

>>68530037
on top of toronto
>>68529885
huh, I never pan fried fish. Thanks anon

>>68530121
We have enough autism with Florida now imagine Finland next to them.

>>68530143
I mean baking it in the oven. If you baste it in the butter it'll absorb into the fish which will make the whole thing amazing.

>>68530168
The trial will only make suomi stronger.

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and i agree

hehe hey america lets take a selfie :3

Why do they even make full circle toilet seats, my balls end up resting on it on the dead skin cells of other people's balls who sat there before

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What happened to this old cum poster?

>>68530292
fuck off, limey

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im going to post this on twitter

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGxqtWuUEt8

>>68530377
Probably the same thing that happens to most of them

Suicide. I mean just look at his weak chin

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>It doesn't snow in his state

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Just finished reading John Dewey's wikipedia article. A great person, an inspiration even.

>Shitattle seahawks

ayyyyy

>>68530443
>Everyone who browses /cum/ eventually kills themselves
Wouldn't doubt it, there hasn't been a single consistent namefag or tripfag since /cum/'s inception
Even Baja and the German will fuck off one day, it's only a matter of time

>>68530489
The day Baja "fucks off" is the day this general dies

i dont mind snow at all

its the cold wind that makes me want to kill myself, more than usual

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>>68530471
>Tfw it snows in my state but not in my city

>>68530511
living inna woods with snow is great, living in the city with snow is awful

>cum
Top bib

found an episode about spongebob being a neet

http://watchcartoonsonline.eu/watch/spongebob-squarepants-s9-ep21-spongebob-fired/

what is you /int/ernational opinion of spongebob?

>>68530439
ok

>>68530509
If a weeaboo namefag that goes around pretending to be a girl is what's keeping this general alive then I don't think it's worth keeping alive
That's of course not the case though, you're just autistic
We were fine before Baja, we'll be fine after
Hell, I remember when Baja first started namefagging and everyone just ignored him. Then one day he started getting (You)s and next thing you know he's the top namefag of the general.
It'll be the same as it's always been, though, it'll be the same as it's always been.

>>68530646
gay cunt who fucked patrick

>>68530702
t. PhD in /cum/ology with a minor is no one cares

>>68530702
Honestly I wouldn't care if this general died down even more. It doesn't need to be /brit/ which might as well be a chatroom with how fast posts go some days. Can't even have a solid discussion in those types of generals, nothing but shitposting. I like to have a solid mix of the two.

>>68530646
new spongebob is cancer

>>68530807
I'm enjoying it a little.

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>borrow car so I can have it to drive to work over school break
>but Uni requires parking permit to use the parking lot
>but the only permit available is valid only for the semester following break

theyre gotta nab me for $160 or something, I know it

>>68530646
Season 10 is supposed to be better because it has new showrunners. Can anyone here confirm this?

>>68530772
t. PhD in dick suck and autism

>>68530826
What season are you watching?

>>68530950
6, 7, 8, 9

honestly, most aren't that great. but some are okay

I want to visit Québec, Puerto Rico, Hawaii and New Mexico.

Would /cum/ visit New Mexico in the summer or winter?

What burger joint does /cum/ like the most? I love smashburger.

>>68531032

5 guys or Carls Jr

>>68531006
In both seasons, that state looks comfy as hell.

>>68531032
Culver's

>>68530646
did they change all the voices?

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>>68531032

watching anime with my pussy buds

>>68531032
smashburger is correct.

>>68531032
In n Out

>>68531084
Hush, we're having serious burger discussion

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>yes sir, tomatoes on my burger please!

>>68531032
in n out

>>68529210
>>68529280
Do you have to torment me?

>>68531121

why would you not put tomatoes on your burger?

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>why would you not put tomatoes on your burger?

>>68531156
because tomatos ruin all sandwiches. they either taste like nothing or overpower everything and their texture causes them to slide off the burger, carrying all other toppings with it. dice tomatos wouldl be a better option but its rarely available.

>>68531059
i like it [spoiler]without onions.[/spoiler]

>>68529210
bost baby

To be classified as a burger, you need at a minimum
>a good bun
>lettuce
>onion
>tomato
>beef or ham (chicken if you're a real pussy)
>pickles
>one or two sauces of your choice
Literally cannot refute this

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>>68529307
so did i (not this year, though)
sorry, anon.

>>68530646
kinda feels like its aimed at all the sad older fucks who would watch it t bh

>>68531231
Oh shit, forgot cheese. Cheese is also important. Also true patricians put fries in their burger.

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>tfw I have been in love with a Russian girl who I will never meet for the past 3 years

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rate my kot

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>>68531231

>two sauces
>onions
>Ham

>>68531282
sh'es getting fucked constantly. one day she will ask you for money and then she'll stop talking to you.

>>68531283
i never had a cat only dogs

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>>68531283
Fluffy kot desu

>>68531231
>ham
>chicken
>burger
pick one and only one.

>>68531318
well how do you find her, is my kot pretty?
>>68531335
she leaves a lot of hair in my clothes

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>>68531305
>hamburger
>no ham
Hmmm

>>68531345
kind of

Thoughts on this London burger joint
https://www.instagram.com/bleeckerburger/?hl=en

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>>68531306
I have never talked to her. I don't send her money she makes her own as an artist

It's a strange and stupid feeling

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what flag should spongebob be?

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fresh off the press

>>68531336
>not liking a good juicy ham patty in your burger

>>68531377
Looks good

>>68531377
>Burger not cooked completely all the way through
fuggin dropped

>>68531403
mexico because everyone laughs at mexico or the usa

>>68531409

>civil discussion of porn
>implying all he JAV posters dont have god awful taste and ruin the thread

this is fun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZuDMKXWU_E

Canadian vice/chef dude

ban guns

>>68531424
Why the fuck are you still here?
Fuck off already!

>>68531457
rude

>>68531457
Be nice to chile

>>68531457
CHI

ban guns

just checking up on my runt farm

*observes /cum/*

ah yes all is in order

>>68531231
>>68531351
>>68531414
Wowwww eat shit I didn't realize just how garbage people yankees were but I guess it really is true that you are sub-human filth. I wanted to have hope that you had at least some humanity but now I know there is nothing there.
Anyway.
burger = Bun/Bread + Beef patty. Anything else is optional. Mustard is fine but ketchup is for children.

>>68531453
I've never seen a gun in my life except when soldiers do ceremonial shooting at parliament, or when soldiers are driving by my university in those light armor vehicles.

Also police.

time for another invasion of limeys desperate for their fix of Big Strong American (you)'s

>>68531472
GET FUCKED

>>68531477
>>68531491
The only people worse than non-cum posters are faggot non-cum enablers

>>68531457
se bueno chile.

>>68531457
he can stay. who am I going to flirt with in spanish.no homo I like the weon. you fuck off!

>>68531530
New Jersey is an abomination Joshua Martinez

>>68531443
It's a classic template. I was having trouble deciding what to replace porn with. Give me some ideas.

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>>68531557
I would say the rude people who bitch and whine at good posters while contributing nothing themselves are the worst, but that's just me bud.

>>68531457
Don be a bully to Chilly

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>ban guns

WHY AM I SO HUNGRY TODAY???????!!!

im a skelly

>>68531600
>falling for the surplus meme
>falling for the nugget meme

>>68531557
no you

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pavle im cia

>>68531603
Your body finally realized what you're doing to it

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What the fuck is this non-beef burger bullshit?

>>68531563
>>68531564
>>68531599
End yourself

>>68531596
I don't care what you say you fucking faggot
Both of you can fuck off

>>68531630
he wast alne

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>>68531630
my flight plan doesnt have two foriegners in /cum/ lets get to see who stays on my thread!

>>68531600
>surp

What a dummy

>>68531600
>this much autism

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Livin' the meme.

do you guys have Hersheys chocolate

>>68531630
Excuse me sir:

This board is for the discussion of foreign culture and language.

This is a very serious rule. And I don't want my /cum/ thread to be full of unrelated posts. As if this was a website where we had fun... HAHA! NO FUN ALLOWED!

>>68531688
there is in my country but it's not very cheap :C

>>68531630
You should come to America for vacation you can stay at my house and we can eat tex-mex and we can go hiking through the woods and go fishing and we can watch american movies and hold hands and we can come home and paint each others nails then we can give each other handjobs and blowjobs

Hello fellow dudes. Hows it hanging?

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¿Por qué es tan perfecta? ;_;

>>68531688
no. only reese's peanut butter cups

>>68531688
Yes but it smells and tastes like vomit

>>68531722
tiene cara de hombre

>>68531687
>THIS much autism

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>>68531687
>still going to /k/ after 2011

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>>68531666
lotof fat rolls fora hirde gun
if I tak away ur mobility scooter wud u die?

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>>68531654
You should really stop being so RUDE you big dumb baka!

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We moved the Hershey plant from Canada to Mexico and built a weed farm where it once was.

/deutsch/

>>68531688
Yeah but we usually don't eat it unless it's free.

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Y quien la conoce?

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>>68531779
No
Suck my dick

Me in the middle btw

>>68531706
tu no desaparicedo mucho.

>>68531727
he asked about hersheys, not your dick

>>68531722
que cara de asco

>>68531789
>country has massive weed farms
>citizens are not allowed to smoke weed

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>>68531777
it would be extremely tiresome since I am fat and would die from the weight.

>>68531847
It all goes to Trudeau and he smokes it while everyone watches

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The gf

>>68531833
>Actually liking Hersheys
Chicanos are cancer

>>68531727
>>68531803
>i-i swear brit-kiun we n-never eat hersheys chocolate , w-we think its gross too, please let me smell your hair

we do have it, its in all of our candy bars, and they make billions every year selling it to us.

>tfw all of my friends are bad people

I can't get away

>>68531879
That doesn't even make sense, you're just as retarded as the next Chicano scum.

>>68531847
https://www.thestar.com/news/queenspark/2016/12/03/trudeau-urges-police-to-enforce-the-law-on-marijuana.html

i think you can get a medical licence.

>>68531952
Hersheys is garbage

>>68531953
i thought he was pro-legalization? why does canada even keep it illegal, i get that the USA makes money off its illegality but canada seems to be doing it just because we want them too.

>>68531820
no te entiendo, quieres decir desaparecido, despreciado?

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Reminder that /cum/ is a pretty soldier general.

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howdy howdy howdy

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>>68531816
o-ok

>>68531847
I think they have medical

>>68531897
We have it and I've eaten it but there are better chocolates.

>>68531963
No shit, they use sour milk. Why did you try and group Chicanos in. If you want to beat them, don't lower yourself with such retarded shit.

>>68532017
say sailor moon
and yes, i like it, except the new one.
>>68532042
a worthless faggy fucker, and tumblr image. this shit meme needs to stop

>>68532006
>no te entiendo, quieres decir desaparecido, despreciado?
Desaparecido, missing?

>>68532055
Its because his state flag was California
>Monoflags

Girls are so cute that they paint their nails colors and put cute things in their hair >>68532042

wew lads i got the feels for a sec

>>68532038
hey shad ub, ok?

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>>68532063
pls don't bully it makes me feel cute

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>>68532100

>>68532084
you used the ed endiing of the verb.
>>68532102
you are fucking worthless. you are like a bitch that craves for cock, except for it is yous you fucking shit.

>>68532086
>flagfag

Jesus Christ you're beyond pathetic.

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In the name of the moon i will punish non-/cum/ posters.

>>68532131
Says the one who's being an autistic and barging into conversations without knowing the context

>>68532122
that's a rare Finnish pepe

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>>68532102
I think you should post your cute thighs

>Jesus Christ you're beyond pathetic.

_(Me)

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>>68532137
Sailor Moon is qt

>>68532144
>from California
>OMG MUST BE A CHICANO LETS MEME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS!

Kill yourself.

>>68532084
querias decir eso o que?
desaparicedo no existe

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Does anyone here speak the inutituk language? I have an old stone carving my grandpa was gifted when he was up in the Arctic, and it has some words carved into the bottom. I'm wondering what it says. Do you know where I could ask someone to translate this for me?

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Why do clementines only come out during Christmas?

We get perfect oranges year round.

>>68532177
Are you new here?

>brits

https://youtu.be/VSvBzTKj5hk

>>68532188
Probably your nearest uni would be a good start

>>68532210
No, in fact I've been here far too long. Obviously.

>>68532188
huh. I wish. Looks cool like berber. Makes you think aliens came. Try lit.

>>68532217
Thanks! I hadn't thought of that. My local university has an entire first nations studies department.

>going to university for fun out of genuine curiosity

i wish I was this pure

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Business idea: punish non-/cum/ posters in the name of the moon

Just remembered my Amazon package was supposed to be delivered by 9 PM today.
Not fucking impressed

>>68532260
I never knew people did that

>>68532293
they don't usually

>>68529210
BABY

>>68532274
Here's an idea: fap to sailor moon

Business idea: Create new Canadian thread for the hell of it for me, canadian anons.

>>68532274
Sailor moon is for girls

Anyone have a picture with the cum flags on it?

I want to copy paste the flags and I'm lazy.

>>68529365
*scuffs your jordans*

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>>68532387

Yeah what the surprise the chick that was a cunt having an emotional breakdown every day, constantly talked about makeup and 'cute panties' and angsted about being bisexual and loving other girls turned out to be an incredibly dull guy who's only personality traits are being a faggot and being boring. No wonder you tried pretending to be a girl because you're such an insecure loser the only way you can keep people's attention is constant deceit and whining.

>>68530377
He's in the /cum/ irc semi regularly

>>68532444
Who are you talking about?

>Just cleaned the bathroom
>Immediately after finishing feel the urge to take a massive shit

These are truly dark times

>>68532436
canada looks lewd

Where are the Mexicans?

>>68532457
Why do you guys use irc and not discord?

>>68532513
probably out with friends.

i noticed that they arre actually the most normiest ones here

>>68532504
canadians tend to be lewd.
>>68532513
they always fuck off on sunday. you should know most mexi posters are normal fags, anon

>>68532516
Discord is nonfree and for cucks

>>68532436
this is the best one

>>68532504
umi is a good girl

I'm losing status at the high school

So much gay around me I don't even

I haven't been to Starbucks in a several days.

Starbucks is my only human contact outside of my family.

>>68532601
t. School janitor demoted to assisstant janitor

>>68532619
my dad was a janitor and I was. what does that make me?

>>68532607
/cum/ is human contact

Can someone cuck somebody please, im losing my train

>>68532628
Martin Shkreli:

Shkreli was born in Coney Island Hospital, Brooklyn. He is the son of Albanian and Croatian immigrants who worked as janitors

>>68532647
A true American success story

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>>68532647
wtf I hate Shkreli now.

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>>68532607
>>68532632
you guys are just kidding when you say these things about having no life, job, friends, failing school, etc?

I assume you're just memeing and we're all doing ok like I am

I have a question about English:

May I use the phrase "fawn on" for cats?
I think it is mainly used for dogs.

thanks

when you're so lonely, you start bordering psycho

>>68532690
I have a job

>>68532690
This general is pretty normie. Barely anybody is an actual NEET.

>>68530410
>yfw your black friend calls you his nigga for the first time

>>68532690
I have cack, and fake titty wrack, you want to sack?

>>68532726
>Le /cum/ is normie general
No it isn't fuck off with this meme

>>68530410
You just know

>>68530410
I bet he let his wife suck him off

>>68532701
It would be "fawn over"

Also you can use that phrase for anything, not just dogs

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>>68532750
>seemingly everyone has a job, is in school, or both.
>Not normie

k den

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>>68532647
Think of all the people who probably belittled him and now look where he is.

>>68532601
I used to think that it was my school

>>68532726
I don't believe there can be normies on /int/

>>68532701
generally this expression is only used for a romantic feeling

technically it isn't but a lot of people would interpret it this way

you guys are depressing today

maybe i should get myself banned again...

>>68532818
If you could do so by posting asian feet I'd be ok with it

>>68532777
thanks

then, when I see a contented kitten cuddling on human's lap, can I say "wow, look at that kitten fawning over"?

my comment is sarcasm ...
>>68532818
porn ? Asian with big ass tits and thick thighs!

>>68532835
Nope

>>68532835
Wait wait what?
I don't think that's how you use the sentence but it's cute nonetheless.

>>68532818
I've been getting a bunch of long due chores done, got a new gun safe i installed, got new grips for a gun that didn't fit and ventured into wood working

made a snow man, been cooking more and work has been busy so i'll likely get a raise and a christmas bonus this year

>>68532791
Just because you have a job and/or go to school doesn't make you a normie.

gan buns

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>mfw punishing non-NEETS in the name of the moon

>>68532835
No I don't think that would make sense. If someone is paying a lot of attention to the kitten, then you could say that the person is "fawning over the kitten".

Generally, people/animals fawn over cute things, not the other way around.

Does anyone need psychological help?

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Wtf some germanic slag just sent me this

should i march to the sudetenland, tear off her dress and pump her full of slav?

>>68532885
please evaluate your life and try to figure out a way to move forward

you'll regret it

>>68532899
mentioned

god you guys are fucking annoying no wonder most of you have zero friends irl

>>68532899
Sure.
Thanks!

>>68532913
truuuuuu

>>68532835
no. a mother cat licking her kitten is "fawning over" it. fawning over is saying that its being babied in a loving way. a mother leaning over her childs crib and making silly faces is fawning over her child. a man cuddling his girlfriend and stroking her hair is fawning over the girl. a fawn is a baby deer, get it?

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>>68532799
>general almost completely dead during 9-5
>Come here on Halloween, nobody here until late

You best believe in normie threads, you're in one.

>>68532899
i do ok but have a myriad of psychological problems, or at least abnormalities

>>68532899
probably

>>68532907
What
>>68532914
What do you need rumination and diagnosis on?
>>68532933
Tell me your problems, Use whatever words you want.
>>68532938
Then speak away, I live for the (You).

>>68532900
should shag her desu

>>68532899
say my therapist last week

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>>68532607
>be at Starbucks
>faggy little twink Asian boy is the cashier
>ask for a chocolate banana smoothie with 4 extra scoops of protein powder
>he starts raving about me going to the gym or whatever and complimenting my body
>I am obviously uncomfortable
>try to think of something to make him stop talking
>"That mouth should be used more for sucking dick desu"
>he shuts up and I go about my way
>later he comes to my table and asks for my phone number
>mfw

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>>68532930

>>68532989
delete this frog mate cheers

>>68532900
Nah, just go to Tim Hortons and drink yourself out of it.

>>68532972
Tell me what you're feelings.
>>68532973
Congratulations, You're officially more competent than 75% of 4chan!

>>68532973
i hate when dudes flirt with me. i grew up with girls so i've always had a way of talking that was kind of "flirty" and i constantly find myself in a situation where after about 10 mins of talking i realize he wants to fug and i have to slip in that i have a girlfriend.

>>68532973
What's with faggy twinks working at starbucks. Holli cow

>tfw no job at starbucks

>tfw straight but wouldn't mind a trap gf

>>68532961
>Tell me your problems, Use whatever words you want.
relatively successful and normal in most regards, i am a drunk and smoke weed (which is very normal here) but i have never maintained a long term relationship and been single for 80% of my adult life

approaching age 30

>>68533076
>>68533076
>>68533076
newnewnewnew

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>>68532973
Congrats, that was the gayest shit I read all day, and I just read a trap doujin

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>tfw no one to punish in the name of the moon

>>68533072
>>68532961
oh and i've never had a problem making friendships i'm a popular guy with a lot of friends who gets along with every very well and have a solid core friends

>>68533072
>>68533100
I used to be like you a ton, Putting yourself out there and going the extra mile is a good way but women generally tend to go towards people they connect and can sympathize with.

>>68532849
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>>68532928
Okay, I get it.
My dictionary is really suck.
It says that "a dog which fawns on human" is equivalent to "a spoiled dog"...

>>68533313
idioms suck and are hard to translate. dont worry.

>>68533349
thanks
I think I got the right concept of fawn over now

>>68529718
same, i get a few yuks and also some, like, damns.

>>68530037
i like this concept of Funlan being Floridas sock. Weather would be a bit dift then

>>68532208
Lol Canada only gets clementines at xmas.

>>68534054
>>68533825
>>68533794
>>68533313
>>68533404
>>68533349

you seem to have posted in the wrong thread. how embarassing

>>68532794
iirc his high school refused to give him a diploma

>>68532835
>aww, look at that kitten fawning over you
now it makes sense

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