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cara

Be it resolved: fit Asian-American girls are the hottest women in the world
>cute
>smart, not slaggish
>tight Asian fannies
>speak English
>no weird accents

I said Dr. Robotnik, I’m the boss
Mind your business, yeah my whole lifes a job
Got bitches that I fuck like a dog
My own instincts told me to write a song
Light a bong ca’ I ain't touched mic for long
I wanna beat but it’s gotta be a grimey one
You should know about me, you should know about me
I’m grimey John, man already know what I’m on
Everybody knows where I’m from
Big inna the manor from when
Big inna the manor from long
But where have all these lot gone
I don’t fear an MC not one
I’ve got a fan base these lot want
Oh what a damn shame he’s not Sox
Ding dong, holler at Hitman
He’ll hit man with a stick like a gong
Have man thinking he’s in Hong Kong
You think you’re sick but you’re wrong
You think you’re big and you’re strong
Man have already done shit you wish you was on
Don’t chat shit to me don
Scrap that bar that you writ for me don

second for allah

>the commie slag camgirl posts a timestamped image with /brit/ on it in a few minutes

would /brit/ lose it's /shit/?

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commieslags in meltdown edition

*enters thread*
Ah yes

cara

>>68526204
walked past here a fair few times, weird having a prison in central-ish London tbqh

couple of cheeky lads escaped form there last month but were captured again.

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she cries about her mental health issues while bragging about excessive drug use and exploiting mentally ill men, putting them in financial ruin

all the while playing oppressed sex worker card, truly an evil fucking bitch

>>68526235
you forgot their shit bodies and alien faces

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NEW GIMMICK ALERT:

Any of you lads into lighthouses?

Think they're quite picturesque, rather quaint, would like to learn more about them xx

>>68526258
why? missed entire last thread

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Shame this was cancelled after one episode desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9jJx0NSjw

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this man right here IS the original nuttah. not some Londoner who speaks a bunch of nonsense.

woah okay what


why does this guy have so many viewers

if you don't rate the ottomans as a top five empire you are frankly delusional

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How many picture of Queen Elizabeth II do you lads have?
Ive got 317 at the moment

>>68526262
what happened? I just got back

>>68526258

only if she was nude

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>1. Go to http://www.height-weight-chart.com/heightweight.html
>2. Find your height/weight doppler
>3. Post pic

UNDER YO' SEXY BODY

>Jokingly tell the gf I'm buying a yacht
>She starts asking me how
>tell her it's obviously a joke
>She responds by saying she was wondering where I got the money

What? How can you ? Nevermind

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>>68526262
>communist
>iphone
Everytime

>>68526325
someone needs to make a collage

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>>68526262

>>68526324
.......that didn't happen

>>68526345
they cannot banter

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>>68526315
this post went out too early, it wasn't done cooking yet s m h


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y39LE5ZoKjw

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tomorrow...

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>>68526336

>>68526325
Some autist managed to track down one of the twitter commie slags irl and now her twiter is private and she has apparently reported /brit/ to the police.

>>68526286

this desu. I wouldn't mind seeing some devious /brit/ bastards make her squirm

>predicted delivery time was 10:40
>still not here
REEEE GIVE ME MY PERI PERI

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>>68526349

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>>68526366

Are you sure?

>>68526286
the worst part is that she derives satisfaction from the married ones with children ruining their lives

really crazy how women can be utter scum and still be worshiped, reinforces the worst kinds of behaviour

hopefully mummy may will crackdown on this exploiting weak men for money all for some nudes

COPPERS ARE IN A VAN OUTSIDE LIGHTS FLASHING

TELLING ME TO COME OUTSIDE HOLDING MY TWITTER ACCOUNT IN THE AIR

>a hotbed
>for 2
>potential terrorists
woah i hope you're looking over your shoulder at all times for the rozzers when you open up /brit/

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>>68526298
i go on a walk around here fairly often

>>68526400
my dominos deleted all their tweets because it was nothing but complaints

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Heron Foods

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reminder that he fucked rosy senseless

>>68526384
screeching

any picss of the meltdown?

>>68526374
he's /ourguy/ m8

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>>68526336

I actually think I'm going to do quite well in prison. I get on with people and am quite physically imposing.
Most of you lot are fucked though.

*closes the blinds*
*locks the front door*
*puts on balaclava*
ok, time to /brit/post

>>68526471
used to get ice pops from there when i was a lad.

they used to taste really chemically.

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>>68526336

>>68526496
I'm 5 foot 7 and built like a prison bottom bitch

why is /brit/ going to prison
what have i missed

>>68526336
>scroll down to my height
>plenty of women

get the rope, ricky

>>68526471
based

>>68526479
fs

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mirror, mirror on the wall. who's the biggest cuck of them all?

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>>68526454
Really beautiful desu, poetic and all that

>>68526480
No meltdown. Some #madman tweeted Sara and Aisha to show them, suddenly all three of their twitters are private and they're in lockdown in the safe space bunker

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>>68526336
found the brick shithouse

bedsheets smell like wank lads

>>68526496
ill just be the prison bitch and it'll be fine

can you imagine a /brit/ prison wing?

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>>68526298
fun fact: this is both the highest and shortest lighthouse in the United Kingdom

>>68526530
>Sara
>Aisha
who?

>>68526480
they just locked their accounts

>>68526479
literally the lowest common denominator of man

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>>68526336

Reckon sara was jealous of Rosy?

She got 500 quid/day for flashing cleavage, whereas Sara had to betray her principles and work for Tesco to get by

>>68526558
how new

>>68526402
excellent image

wanker loves his lighthouses

fucking lighthouses

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arabs in charge of taste

>>68526558
>sara
scottish commieslag that works at tesco
>aisha
that other commieslag who's an annoying cunt

>>68526586
very

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the gf

>tfw increasingly vascular arms

Get in lads

>>68526537
my wank smells like bedsheets

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>>68526336

>My name is Lynn Ellen and my website is www.lynnellen.com

>My height is 5'3" and I weigh 370. This photo was taken in September of 2006.
>As an advocate of Health at Every Size and I am proud of my fat body.

>>68526298
i heard once that the way they're built means that waves crashing into them forces the bricks inwards so they actually get stronger the more they're battered by waves, quite cool

slagtits is still public btw

>>68526555
fascinating

>>68526601
thanks lad, tip my hat to you

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commie slags on LOCKDOWN

>>68526605
I want nothing to do with this kind of woman

>>68526555
Nice trips and an interesting fact about lighthouses. Good post, 1/10

>tfw i've been working on a new state of matter in the chemistry set i have in the garage

its called "liquid memes," you guys should be hearing about it pretty soon. going to debut them at the 2017 worlds fair

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>>68526555
Adoarble, I love the variety of lighthouses, you think they'd all be the same but apparently not x

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>>68526336
t. chad

>>68526669
and they all know each other? how?

>>68526605
fuck sakes.

>>68526669
commie slag status: rustled

>>68526555
grew up very close to there.

talking to an 18 year old on tinder lads, I'm 24. is that considered weird?

>>68526594

that's always been their problem, hasn't it?

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wish she'd renounce her SJW ways and create an anti-regressive show like Dave Rubin did

>>68526722
no

>>68526669
aisha >>>>>>> chelsea >>>> (power gap) >>>> that other "girl"

>>68526721
know you did, brixham

>>68526594
someone thinking dubai is nice is a great runt litmus test

>>68526708
twitter

>>68526722
no

yeah I got these bitches on lockdo'

(note: this isn't related anything else happening in the thread, I'm just posting song lyrics, detective)

Gonna make a ham toastie, you lads want anything?

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acnes coming back after 3 years of clear skin

genuinely topping myself if this doesnt fix itself SOON

>>68526721
>Devon
doxxed

Fuck lads, why are sundays so comfy? I use to hate them as a child but the older I get the more I love them.
>wake up hanging
>watch morning telly with a cup of tea and a sandwich
>go down the pub for a roast
>have a couple pints with my mates while watching football
>pop in to see my grandparents on the way home
>shitpost on /sp/ in the evening
Who /comfysunday/ here?

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>>68526336
>only yank who replies
>also the fattest one

cuckolding lads?

booked a 30 minute appointment with a prostitute at 23:30 for £60

>>68526740
who cares lad they're american haha

>>68526772
got any halal food you racist?

>>68526555
grew up inside of there

>>68526772
cup of tea
gf

>>68526746
>>68526767
What are we supposed to talk about if we meet up? She could literally still be in sixth form

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>>68526758
well you can fuck right off for a start m8

>>68526669
CAN SOMEONE MAKE A MEME COLLAGE THANKS

i have a stomachache somehow.......
maybe i drank a tea too much...

i'll leak shit in train...

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>>68526336
>5 11, 190lb
>no men in my category of midget fatty

>>68526740
but she's fucking better than you lad

>>68526740
>an armenian working for a show called the young turks

this is LITERALLY the same as a jew working for a show called the National Socialist German Workers' Party

just put in the sunday roast lads

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>>68526782

and match of the day on the sofa at night

sundays are bliss la x

>>68526722

wouldn't like it if a fully grown man was talking to my daughter who is still going through puberty, so yeah, bit weird.

>>68526708
/brit/ stalks them all, we're a faux-commie magnet

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>half have that stupid snapchat flower filter as their main pic
why are women such sheep

>>68526245
alri selly
got the physical cd of that mixtape and have played it in my car with sox in the passenger seat haha

>>68526440
Considering there's probably only about 100 people who post here regularly, that's a 2% terrorism rate. That's much higher than your average mosque, I don't see why we wouldn't be shut down.

>>68526817
one of the best posts ive seen in a long time

>>68526782
>watching sports

found the runt

>>68526825

it's really strange too because Cenk wrote articles where he disputed the armenian genocide. you'd think they'd hate each other

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>>68526817

>>68526854
it modifies your face sightly to look better

love /brit/ drama

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>>68526336
lads

>the regressive left
>cuckservatives
>remoaners
>rapefugees
>SJW's

>>68526894
this


science motherfuckers

>>68526863
it's actually a 2% "potential" terrorism rate, rasheed

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>>68526817

>>68526923
love you

>>68526863
>there's probably only about 100 people who post here regularly
there's about 50-60 in a thread at all times throughout the day

that means there's probably a lot more than 100 people who come here "regularly" (2 times a week or more)

how would you even shut /brit/ down

>>68526894
It just blurs the face and makes the eyes look sparkly and weird. But of course to women this looks good

ERM LADS >>68526789

going to shag a prossie now wish me luck

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Would love to live in a lighthouse

>>68526996
pics of prozzy

>>68526970
well one of them is literally in prison for terrorism offences and the other has said multiple times that he is planning them

>>68526996

grim

Honest answers from real british lads only, please.
What is o2 data service? Apparently some people have been using it to tweak some internet related stuff (I can't elaborate any further). If I were to try it out, is it okay and safe?

>>68527014
can't bait the sheikh

>>68526996
ask her what she thinks of the commie slags

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>>68526981

This is objectively wrong.

it lifts the top half of your face, makes your eyes bigger, nose thinner and cheeks less puffy.

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>English to be New Zealand's PM

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Every second girl on tinder has to mention how much they like pizza and dogs. Absolutely unoriginal.

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>(I can't elaborate any further)

>>68526867
mayday mayday
a few shit leakd from ass

>>68527023
O2 is one of our biggest mobile phone service providers, they're not going to give you a virus or anything lmao

>>68526997
would love to be the neighbor of someone that lives in a lighthouse so i could complain about the light being on at night

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>>68527023

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>>68526605
snap

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>>68526336
JUST

Who is Britain's best philosopher?

>>68527014
the one from jersey got off because he was autistic

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bit rude 2bh

feels good knowing we made the commie slags sperg out a bit just now

just think about it, the 3 of them were actually sperging out quickly fumbling around trying to make their twitters private just a few moments ago because of our actions

we have a long and storied relationship with these bints dont we lads haha what are we like x

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this post deserves at least 6 to 12 (You)'s


criminally underrated

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might host a room and watch this classic on rabb,it in a sec lads

>>68527081
think of their energy bill though haha

>>68527108
Me

>>68527108
mark lawrenson

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>>68527108

>>68527108

Bertrand Russell

>>68527040
who the fuck is this?

>>68526605
>UTK
way too close lads
think i fancy a move

>>68527116
rosys main twitter is still up

>>68527108
Owen Jones

>>68527142
rude boy visit japan

>>68527108

the chicken connoisseur

>>68526204
reminder that article 50 will never be triggered and britcucks will be brussel's bitches forever

>>68527053
gin enthusiast. If you have a dog i will probably like it more than you. Buy me pizza

>>68527124
/brit/ has a good tolerance level to attention-seeking jfs

>>68527198
haha

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>>68527108

>>68527108
del boy

never been in a chicken shop before but now I'm v. tempted indeed

>>68527124
Its a weeb with a proxy or an American English teacher in Japan like always

Very rarely is it an actual Japanese person

Took some acid to help me stay awake.

Really want another drink but can't.

>>68527241
best time to go is after a night out and really drunk

>>68526806
women don't develop much mentally past then

she'll probably be infatuated with you anyway

people who should own cats: grown up men

people should own dogs: little boys and manbabies

>>68527108
carl benjamin

>>68527200
aha ok mate

except parliament has confirmed it will be triggered by march

>>68527241
what do they sell in there?

>>68527200

good

>>68527241
one near me literally had rats running out of the kitchen and dangerously undercooked chicken. Still go there every now and then after a mad one

>>68527266
banter

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Know a good song about lighthouses actually, might be a metaphor though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtzw6rbGqBs

>>68527266
rat meat burgers

>>68527160
nige

>>68527116
alri kev

say what you want about the lad but this is quality content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc

brits are so comfortable with giving up all their privacy, it's so cringe.

>>68527262
Dogs are better

>>68527241
been in one when i was in london and some weird fat guy just kept saying "chickin, chickin, chickin"
was v uncomfortable

>>68527241
kebab shops where the guy calls you "boss" are better

>>68527317
hhow so x

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>>68527317

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>>68527301
alri

>>68527305

crep check

>>68527317
christ, why did i have to be born in the last 30 years

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>>68527317
Yep.

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>>68527354

have not read a single post in this thread

>>68527317
someone's jealous they don't have enough bandwidth to be spied on

>>68527078
No, I mean, will I be charged or something by o2? I don't want to pay anything, they said the tricks/methods are free, just tweaking some stuff and create a new apn.

>>68527087
*cries a little

>>68527241
used to go to this one in liverpool until i saw that it had a ZERO food standards agency rating

not even a 1 a fucking zero.

I wonder if we're all going to hell. I'd hope not, some of you seem nice

Work tommorowads. Time to get some sleep.

>>68527377
have not read a single post by you including this one

>>68527352
this is his best outfit

on the melta on the sesh box how youngun

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>>68527241
I got 3 of these last time I went in

Would recommend

why is britains poster always shit?

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Love punk when I'm pissed.

>>68527419
That's a really beautiful bird, don't really understand your post but thanks for posting this bird

>>68527317
got NOTHING to hide
aside from that one zoey holloway video

>>68527392
which one?

>>68527446
t.Animale

>a prominent IRA gangland figure was assassinated a few days ago

this barely made the news

meanwhile some losers who drove pissed out of their minds and crashed their cars and were all killed is headline fucking news

>>68527317
>other countries think it hasn't been happening there for over 10 years already
Adorable

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>haha is the dress blue or silver looooool what did you see?
>hahah wealdstone ranger come on then ill give it ya!!!! LOL!
>loooool chicken shops! hahah guys CREP CHECK! x

Runtish.

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>>68527305
u wot m8

love piss when I'm punked.

>photo of me in my MAGA hat on Tinder pre US-election:lots of matches

>Post US-election: zero (nought, 0) matches

Fuck sake I don't have any other recent photos

>>68527462
It was called Carlito's on Smithdown Road

was my go-to after a night out

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>>68527392

you can have flawless hygience eg. "clean" surfaces and such but if you have poor air conditioning or worker conditions you get a 0 by default la

Was nearly crying during the planet earth today lads. those fucking turtles, broke my heart

>>68527499
that should be a good thing though

don't want any of those basic blue pill bitches

not sure if ive got a wank in me

>>68527108
Russel Brand

>>68527099
very strange, was just youtubing lighthouse keepers, thought it would be a cozy job..govt ship you out there with food and some booze, I bring more booze, DMT, LSD, Ket, speed, benzos and a sattelite internet connection for the 'chon.

ANyway, turns out the last manned lighthouse was automated in 1998.

S M H
M
H

>>68527446
XDD THIS IS DEFINITELY A JAPANESE POSTER, YOU CAN TELL BY HIS BAD ENGLISH HAHAH XDD BASED JAPAN

>>68527520
I've been to carlitos lol

went on a mad treck to get there as well

>>68527491
>wealdstone ranger
not familiar with this one

>>68527497
love to see drunk girls piss

>>68527446
here's your (You)

can't afford CK boxers

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>>68527485

No one cares about the IRA anymore thats why

Why are Yanks so cringe sometimes?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

explain this, it was posted in mämmi by one of you and I am confused.

so I think I have a project idea but I'd like some feedback
me and my friend have been using private dead drops, we put a usb in a plastic bag and leave it at a location, recently I've been thinking of ways to make it more secure - we already encrypt the files but it still worries me - the concept is simple, you set a timer when the timer runs out all the files are encrypted several times with random keys using random passphrases the private keys would also get encrypted then the entire usb would get deleted a similar process would take place if the power is lost - one problem I'm thinking of is getting the files off the usb without unplugging the usb or the PI losing power, is there a way to make a raspi mount as a usb or something like that? I mean I don't see why I couldn't make the pi execute all scripts off usbs automatically then you plug in a second usb that automatically copies the encrypted files anyway any feedback would be helpful, not using the dead drop for anything illegal I just like trying to make things as secure as I can

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>>68527499
I've never had one match either mate and I don't get it.

>>68527556
for fucks sake

machines are taking all the good jobs

we are their slaves

>>68527579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAhEFuq62-I

>>68527487
where do i learn to walk like they walk?

>>68527589
>sa80
Daft bitch

>>68527576
lel

everyone else preferred chester's but i always went to carlito's

literally lived opposite chester's in my 2nd year of uni

when did you last get laid lads?

>>68527517
There was a far better one which analysed something like 100 companies in one photo

>>68527630
Norway

>>68527540
I live in London though

I'm fucked

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>>68527634

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>>68527620

Who you calling daft sunshine?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNmuIB8hZsZ
gf sent me this

>>68527630
Halloween

>>68527630
green

>>68527195

this cunt is clinically retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DWS8uzr1dE

>>68527630
Just over 2 weeks ago

Won't get laid again until just after christmas :(

what the fuck is a busman

>>68527595
ooga booga where da white wimin at

>>68527595
french executive producer

it is trying to be like the black inbetweeners, but the acting is incredibly shit and it will get cancelled after 1 season

>>68527466
zitto animale

>>68527566
murica

>>68527585
you :)

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>>68527651
>mainstream media

LMAO

snowing out

not really feeling /brit/ atm

>>68527630
elf

>>68527674
Bossman

Like "alright boss"

>>68527680
XDDDD EPIC!!!! FUCKING EPIC!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE JAPAN!!!

>>68527651
racist

>>68527707
it's a bit too negative and mean-spirited atm

>>68527707
shit at the moment

Tried talking about something else but no one's having any of it

>>68527630

March 2015.

>8/10 thicc white qt gf
>insecure
>depressed
>anxiety
>got bullied in school by staceys
>way out of my league
>only was my gf due to circumstance
>she threw a small gathering which i attended
>bang
>bang again
>start texting her
>shes quite nice
>make gf
>bang few more times
>my lads dont like her
>im mean
>she's sensitive
>give her a huge one
>argue
>split up

i actually peaked at 17

maddie boobs on babestation

>>68527727
could have swore the chicken lad said busman

>>68527654
Get a better rifle, your majesty

*spits some bars*

>>68527625
I've never been to chesters

I googled it and this news article was one of the first results:
>Manager of cockroach infested Chesters Chicken says he would get five star hygiene rating today
>Sadiq Patel, 42, and Arifa Patel, 39, were fined for multiple food hygiene offences at Liverpool Magistrates' Court

>>68527750
depends on what you want to talk about mate.

>I've probably ruined roseys income completely
hmmm

>>68527751
shan't

>>68527750
you post what we tell you to post

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this commie fallout is underwhelming

>tfw asleep again for commie slag happenings

reeee

only just woke up last time when aisha posted her pic in here hahahaha

>>68527791
probably for the best

>>68527791
how

>>68527791
still curious of how you found it...

>>68527735
>>68527707
oh fuck off you girls

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>>68527608

fixed you, m8

>>68527795
how so?

she is literally losing customers as we speak

>>68527777
yeah that's a different one m8, that's the one in the city

the one opposite me was on smithdown road. i lived above the thai massage parlour for a year lel

>>68526146
>esPOO

>>68527790
>>68527793
Can we talk about landscapes or ocean creatures or consumer choices or something

Really don't care for this bint everyone else is on about

>>68527824
You're a girl

>>68527875
This

>>68527679
You have more shows like this?

Holy shit, I have to see them.

>>68527875
you see that landscape the other day?

>>68527791
>>68527844
how?
losing new pigs sure but not existing ones

>>68527840
I like the moustache

Millie B you're such a slag

>>68527881
no u

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He has better content than the energy drink reviewing nonce

It's funny for about 2 videos then you realise it's just a non-ironic autist drinking pop

>>68527822
genuinely have no idea, someone retweeted them trolling some findom slag and they had retweeted roseys page

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>/brit/ has caused the commieslag trio to have collective meltdowns twice now

>>68527921
>pop
FOY