country family
>>68522812
>no america anywhere
>>68522901
Create your.
>>68522812
>>68522901
This is shot, Roman Empire is our ancestors as gaul were, maybe more. Best friend is USA since they're our best ally and share the same values.
>>68523245
You can't be more wrong.
>>68523245
T-thanks
>>68523316
pls no
>>68522812
Friendly rival should be Germany
>>68523482
Right
>>68522812
template?
i have two
>>68523886
second
>>68523886
>Italy is a tomato
aww
>>68523951
oh and this
>>68522812
>Italy
>"Rival"
lel
Also, Ireland and Scotland aren't friends.
Germany in friendly rival and the US+Japan in friends.
>>68523886
>>68523951
>>68524027
>France is your brother
ayyy
>>68524060
>Scotland
>Not friend
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auld_Alliance
>>68522812
Switzerland being "french" and Luxemburg?
Come on man.
>>68524108
even if i or you don't like it...
France had a great influence in our history but we learned that never trust the french, they are perfidious like Albion
>>68524138
They'd have been if they separated from the UK during the referendum.
>Aimer un pays en alliance avec la perfide Albion
>>68524284
>France had a great influence in our history
We had influence in the whole world. It doesn't mean we're bros with the planet.
>>68524060
Scotalnd definitely is a friend
>>68524388
I hope they do and join the EU, I am worried though.
East expansion of the EU was questionable and possibly even supported by the US in the day to also expand NATO and have inter eu tensions fuck us up.
Arguably the german speaking countries,france,benelux and dutchies are the core EU with Italy, portugal and spain.
>>68523886
Central America cluster is absolutely adorable.
>>68524428
i just read the first phrase
i'm not going to discuss about this, i'm losing time
>>68523724
nice
I don't have one so I am just going to post this one, just because I can
>>68523886
>that chile
lel
>>68524838
>friendly rival is UK
>not chile
wat
>>68524838
you switched brazil with the UK hermano :3
>>68522812
>apefrican sons
More like lowly bastards we adopted out of kindness
>>68524838
>friendly rival
We dont even rate you desu
>>68525657
I didn't make the image
You can switch it if you want
>>68522812
sorry, i accidentally the template
>>68522812
Hey dood we used to be your family too
>>68527052
>cueca cuela
keked
>tfw lazy
>>68527052
>cueca-cuela
toppest kek. You're indeed the best guay
>>68523724
god, I hate our colonies so much
(no offence, England)
>>68523376
>USA
>rival
kek canada is like a skinny submissive bitch compared to a strong and big america
>>68527721
>anncesor
>Rome
Your ancestors come from the kingdom of Sokhai nigger
>>68527721
>rome
>>68527819
It gets even more pathetic
>>68527818
>Natural enemy
>Themselves
My province
>>68527819
Lolno
>>68527923
>>68527819
You forgot to turn on your Australian proxy
>>68528133
What's that, Canada?
>>68527721
this sucks why did you even post?
>>68524458
Thanks
We consider France Ireland and Catalonia our friends
>>68524838
Your ancestor is spooky
>>68527721
>American memes
>>68529245
I'm making a better one, don't let the mods archive the thread
I made one for Mexico
>>68527818
>having two dads
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>68529751
CHI
>>68529829
is it gud?
>>68522812
Test
>>68527721
>rome
WE
>>68529751
The frames on the glasses are too chick. Looks geriatric.
>>68530355
oh well i guess it's fine then lol
>>68527819
Friendly rival m8
>>68530355
*thick
>>68530424
Hey dood we're also one of your parents :^)1
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_colonization_of_the_Americas
>>68530674
Dammit, and I live in a mostly Dutch area, I should have remembered this
>>68524717
I like you Colombia
>>68529874
Yes
>>68530794
thanks
>>68527721
>Rome
>>68529751
Brother should be only Guatemala or Central America or southwest US, i wouldn't even consider Peru to be a brother of us for example
>>68527721
>Mexico
>former enemy
>former
>>68527721
hahahaha
>>68524060
How could you say that? We designed our flag after yours, we wanted to be a republic like you, the short-lived Republic of Connacht only existed because of your help the Irish Brigade served the Kingdom of France for 100 years and the Napoleonic Irish Legion was the only French foreign legion to earn a gold eagle. You helped us more than any other country in history.
I wasn't sure whether to put Japan or Germany for former enemy, but it seems like there was a lot more hatred between Americans and Japanese in the 40s so they were the better choice.
>>68527721
>>68527721
>rome
You're one stupid burger.
You can guess the spanish
>>68527721
You embarrasse the rest of us.
>>68524539
Bigger is better.
>>68523886
>>68523951
Natural enemy is obviously Britain
>>68532168
>Peru
>Hermano
Para la otra agregas a Bolivia y Ecuador también
>>68527721
>Rome
howling
>>68532608
Ancestor one makes no sense lad, should be a picture of Gaels
>>68527721
>Rome
>Mexico and not the Natives
This is the real Canadian one, ignore the others.
>>68533044
It's the closest thing to a Gaelic flag.
>>68533106
>Irish saltire and Irish harp
>>68533106
so your life revolves around America?
hows it feel to be 2nd place?
>>68533119
>blue background
Naw it is not, fuck off
>>68533177
Because that's the colour of Ireland you stupid brit. Green is a meme.
>>68533234
The blue background was added by the Brits, gobshite
>green is a meme
Jackeen
>>68533162
>2nd place?
I wish
>>68533256
Fuck off you Leinster-loving monkey. Blue is still our official colour despite what shitty tourist traps sell you.
>>68533310
Bet you're that shoneen who'd tongue Thatchers mulchy vag for British citizenship
Sad!
>>68533338
What are you even saying you self-hating anglonigger?
>>68533406
>>68533429
>>68527721
>Rome
>>68527721
>>68529751
>>68530424
It's interesting how the US-Mex relationship varies
>>68534372
CHI's versus everyone else.
>>68534372
>friendly rival
Do we have any kind of connection? The only thing we know about you is Chavo and Rebelde.
>>68533151
Northern Ireland and Ireland
>>68534404
Our populations don't, but our governments definitely are friendly rivals when it comes to foreign policy: Mexico represents free trade and laissez faire in Latin America while Brazil represents interventionism and a welfare state.
Mexico heads the Alianza del Pacífico while Brazil leads Mercosur.
>>68527925
>republic of venice does not exist
>papal states does not exist
>kingdom of the two sicilies does not exist
wtf i hate italian nationalism now
>>68534505
Tbh NZ should be both brother and friendly rival
>>68534505
dat emu ass tho
>>68527721
>Rome
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
el americANO seniores
>>68527721
holy shit my sides
>>68527721
kek
>>68534904
im gonna be complexly honest here.
when i saw yours i was like "why would chile consider California a rival?"
also
>ancestor
>not including Spain
>>68527721
You gon' get screencapped.
>>68527721
>>68534904
gome bag son D:
or at least get along with california
>>68527721
>ancestor
>rome
will amerifats ever stop being so delusional?
>>68535360
>tfw you know deep in your heart that these are mexico's proper borders
>>68529950
WUZ
>>68527721
>rome
>ancestor
KEK KEK KEK
>>68537063
how can it be true when mexico is an artificial european construct ?
By the nature of american countries the only legitimate borders are the longest standing ones.
>>68522812
>>68527819
But we top tho
>>68532168
>hermano: peru
>we wuz prussians
what a shitty image
>>68538276
we can be friends if you want
>>68538739
>Texas is a country
>>68540111
then move your military bases and nukes away from our borders
>>68540111
I want but you destrooooooooooooooooy me
Can someone give me template for the country family thing
>>68538738
kek
>>68522812
>>68540285
>>68522901
Frogs hate you m8s
you only got us
>>68540346
nah mang, we got Israel, and I think Columbia, Brazil and Chile like us. I like to think the rest of the Anglosphere and Japan like us too, but I ain't too sure anymore.
>>68540383
>we got Israel
>>68540399
Hey brooo, don't hate.
They may be bums that live off of us, but they're pretty neat once you get to know them
>>68523886
>roman ancestors
ayo WE
>>68540346
Stop saying bullshit, we are in the top ten among countries that love the US.
It's not a meme, burger king openned a month and a half ago and my brother has been there already 4 times and my best friend 5 times.
Also in my little city of 40 000 we're going to have a 2nd mcdonald's.
>>68540497
Wuz
>>68540497
But they are our ancestors, m√64
>>68527721
>Ancestor
>Rome
>>68540556
>implying moors are not your ancestors as well
>>68533466
Delet this
>>68540553
What competitor are Aussies and Turkey?
>>68527721
Fucking Murrica, every time.
Never change.
>>68540845
were just kinda friends since ww1 and seem to respect each other
>>68527721
>Ancestor
>Rome
>>68541141
>Ancestor
Lol'd. I love crazy and self-irony finns.
>>68541390
Thanks.
>>68540876
Hmm. What meant by phoenix dog?
>>68527721
>ancestor
>rome
I genuinely haven't laughed this hard on 4chinz in years. Dear god.
>>68541475
Amaterasu goddess of the sun.
I just kinda have pictures like these
>>68541584
>>68541603
>>68541630
>>68522812
>natural enemy Great Britain
>bets friends Scotland
Fuck off Pierre you spas
>>68541833
Don't be so tsundere, Waldrick
>>68541833
>implying anyone is assed enough to learn the difference between GB, UK and England
>>68542317
>implying everyone else in the western world is as retarded as you
>>68527721
This is so bad you should consider killing yourself
>>68527721
You are as much Roman as Argentina is white
>>68522812
Vietnam isn't not your child!
>>68542606
*Vietnam isn't your
>>68542606
Stop denying it, Frenchie baby
>>68522812
I've got this.
>>68542950
>best friend
>not Portugal
>>68532608
we unironically go in most of those though
>>68542950
>implying we're related to Irish savages
>>68540876
Can someone explain this french/jap friendship? I see it everywhere and I know there are a lot of nippons in France too
>>68543243
Japan admire French culture and vice versa.
>>68540324
france should be the middle four 2bh
>>68543243
this >>68543319
Japanese fantasies about France, and France is such a weeb country that one of their presidents was a huge weeaboo
>>68542452
I'm pretty sure Argentina is more white than USA is Roman.
>when you see a french flag
>and the poster is actually french
>>68542359
t. triggered Welsh
>>68542950
>we
>frinedly rival
We would have genocided you not only once given the oportunity.
>>68532869
>What is Viceroyalty of Peru
>>68543423
As opposed to Alg*rian ?
>>68544314
Classic boche.
OC
>>68522812
I always wonder why French think Switzerland is somehow their "children" in those shit.
>>68537368
EMPRAHZ
I would make some but Russia raped my country so much, we can't even consider them rivals anymore.
inb4 people ragging on me for Australia
>Fought with us in every war since WWII
>Generally similar values
>Much more approving of us than Britain or Canada
Am I supposed to choose Israel who never fought alongside or for us, or Japan who's just a good puppet state?
>>68546286
A third of your country is French or something.
>>68530424
>brothers
>Mexico
>>68546104
Thank you Suomi san<3
>>68547312
There's a huge difference between "one third of the country speaks French" and "one third of the country is French". Switzerland was not formed by France, France didn't even TOUCH the Old Confederation when it was formed. It's more like both Switzerland and France decided to say "hey Savoy, get wrecked" together.
They're some faggots for replacing their local Romance language with French, but meh, both were similar enough that it could be useful.
>>68546104
KEKKONEN KEKKONEN KEKKONEN KEKKONEN
>>68534980
Post it, that was pretty funny I wont lie
>>68534505
>>68540339
>>68527721
GABAGOOL/10
>>68548387
>mfw I have no face
>>68547470
You will never understand North American brotherhood. There's a reason /cum/ exists.
>>68543243
As others have said, there's mutual respect and admiration between France and Japan. We've been weebs basically since we learned about Japan: the first time a Japanese man set foot in France in the 17th century, the whole town was sperging out because they found his sword cool. In the 19th century we had the whole "Japonisme" artistical movement. We also helped them modernise quite a bit.
Nowadays there's also quite a lot of trade and cooperation in culture and science between us. One of our presidents was a huge fan of Japan, and he did a lot to develop relations between us.
>>68548835
I m so laaaaaazyyyy
>>68549322
the reason why /cum/ exists is that /usa/ kept 404ing
>>68523886
What's that weird muslim flag in the children section? It's not western sahara, or at least not their current flag
>>68551736
Equatorial Guinea.
>>68552772
No I mean the one above EG
>>68553241
Spanish Morroco.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_protectorate_in_Morocco
>>68553334
Ah ty
>>68547312
Speaking french is not being french...
At the exception of the Napoleonic wars, french-speaking part of Switzerland has never been part of France.
>>68553670
It is. Stay put and stop whining.
Fart on my dick.
>>68523886
little indo Ecuador looks cute
>>68546104
>sweden and russia are still our enemies
No
>>68533406
boat Germans
perfect
>>68537705
The American Southwest and central America are Mexican land by right of Independence from Spain.
>>68549322
Mexico and USA are not brothers, gringo.
>>68523886
Some of those southern border states chose good flags like damn
>>68533363
How's the French monarchy ancestor of UK?
>>68559465
Legalize gay marriage
>>68541642
You forgot the most important one
>>68562614
Quebec, you are not your own country.
>captcha: Mexico see you next year
>>68523886
delet.
>>68527721
>still up
>still getting (you)'s
>>68522812
How can Luxembourg be your child while it's created by the Netherlands and the Holy Roman Empire?
>>68527721
>rome
>>68547232
Its because the Australians dont like you.
hould have just put Canada or yourself.
>>68540324
>best friend
Some friends you are.
>>68569384
>still being butthurt over this
keeping your parts seperated was more aesthetic, i still don't know how you can't see that.
>>68532608
foreva
>>68569384
Its literally just Africa
>>68562316
British Monarchy are a bunch of mongrels plus a lot of French nobles fled to Britain.
Current Queen and Duke are germans.
>>68570913
>>68569428
It fucked our shit up a fair bit, historically. Not just the humiliation, and loss of popular morale, it's also that it came from you when we were supposed to be friends :(
The lyrics from our anthem had to be changed because the original song was about how pissed we were about it.
>>68571245
well now i feel pretty bad about it
if we still had it i'd give it to you lad
>>68571245
Feel a bit bad now, didnt know a bit of 'frica was so important to you
>>68530674
If you're going to include New Netherland then New Sweden should be as well.
>>68571245
but you backstabbed the rbits first
>Meanwhile, the Portuguese authorities were in a state of panic. At first, the Prince Regent had been convinced that Napoleon did not really want to depose him. As the emperor's hostile intentions became more clear, John declared war on the United Kingdom on 20 October and seized the few remaining British subjects on 8 November.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Portugal_(1807)#Invasion
wew
>>68571573
dat paraguay tho.
>>68527721
>that +24 hour later (you)
>>68571573
>>68571848
>About the disaster suffered by the Paraguayans at the outcome of the war, William D. (((Rubinstein wrote))): "The normal estimate is that of a Paraguayan population of somewhere between 450,000 and 900,000, only 220,000 survived the war, of whom only 28,000 were adult males."
Kek
>>68546104
suomi is vest friend
>>68571928
>>68522812
Literally >>>/reddit/ autism
>>68571930
oh... miss spell
vest → best
>>68571928
One of the best examples of how a shitty leader can fuck a country entirely.
>>68540111
>we can be friends
The problem is that you have a strange understanding of the word "friendship".
>>68527721
People from all over the world having been laughing at you for 2 days
>>68572028
Most of them don't understand the implications of their friendship.
>>68522812
we are not a friend.
sorry, let's start from where we become friends.
>>68540876
t.Korean in Japan
>>68559242
CHI
>>68527721
Can't even draw a god damn circle in paint
>>68527721
>>68528027
What's the green striped yellow star flag?
>>68523886
What the fuck are you implying? I haven't met anyone that doesn't hate ASSpain in this country.
>>68527721
>We wuz Romans
>>68559465
We've already confirmed Americans were the real Romans Marco.
>>68527721
What year did Caesar set sail for the west?
>>68578257
1452 BC
>>68523886
Romania is not off thief.
>>68522812
>>68578601
>rival
What did he mean by this?
>>68527721
Let me guess, is Shakespeare your best poet?
>>68578601
Aww thanks mate
Will Will Smith win an Oscar?
>>68579462
Shit wrong thread
>>68579462
Now you're just being obvious
>>68578601
>North Korea using western weapons
wut