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shite ISP edition
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>>68521916
saoirse
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>tfw no average irish gf
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Boys.

>>68521902
>>68521902
>>68521902
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>>68521916
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>>68521965
>>68521974
>there's two of them now
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Well I suppose we could do a vote on who is the best poster in this /gen/ juste write the number of the poster under this (you are not allowed to vote for yourself)
1 Froggie
2 Connor McGregor
3 Swissyank
4 Theirishladthatswitchesbetweenhomoandpedoposting
5 Nordie
6 The pope
7 melterposter
if I forgot someone make sure to include him
you have excatly 1 minute time to answer to this post after that your vote does not count anymore
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>>68521902
The Louth impersonation is spot on
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>>68522009
strawpoll
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>>68522063
well I guess strawpoll won
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>>68522009
I'm the best poster obviously, I see no alternatives.
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>>68522009
You forgot the Orangeman, he's unironically one of my favourites. The occupied 3 was moderate-to-strong kek.

Aside from that, I like the other Nordie. Don't like any other personalities tbf.
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>>68522113
too bad you did not vote in time
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>>68522158
Any further intimidation on the part of the IMPERIALIST "grand duchy" of Luxembourg shall result in being SHOT. You have been warned by the RRAAL (the Real RAAL).
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VERY important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11854580
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>>68522220
I like how you drew attention to it by writing VERY in capital letters. I will open this link.

QUESTION:
Is me me or is me you?
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>>68522220
>no option for they're all shit
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>>68522144
Are you referring to moi?
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>>68522288
No, he knows himself who he is. Are Antrim boy, not some sissy little Saxon.
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>>68522288
nah the other one
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>>68522220
>me
Is that me referring to you or me referring to me?
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It's not like I needed the approval of a bunch of taigs anyway.
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>>68522401
but you wanted it
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>>68522396
You're already on the list you tit, what do you think? Good thing I already voted for you, you melter.
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>>68522220
Just fuck off with this self-masturbatory shit on an anonymous imageboard.
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I think using the word "melter" should be punished, not by causing a scene or being dramatic, but with good ole passive aggressive social isolation.

Do NOT speak to those who say melter
Do NOT speak to those who say mom/mum
Do NOT speak to those who say wahey.

These are the three rules.

>[THIS POST WAS PAID FOR THROUGH FUNDS MADE AVAILABLE BY THE GOOD FRIDAY AGREEMENT - SIGNED THE RRAAL]
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>>68522557
this is an idea of the RRAAL I can agree with
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>>68522544
Agreed. We should all meet up in the woods, take magic mushrooms, and suffer an ego death.
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wahey lads, just called my mum's mom a melter.
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>>68522009
That really cool Welsh anon
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>>68522771
Who?
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>>68522698
Did molly for the first time on Friday.

>Sliced my hand open on glass.
>Stripped myself naked and stood talking to myself in a room for about 3 hours (of which I have no recollection)
>walked from this lads house to my house and back about 4 times (with only bottoms on in the pissing rain at 9 am)
>kept seeing people in the corner of my eye
>kept hearing people talk when they're in another part of the house
>passing out for 15 minutes and waking up again
>no sense of time

It's honestly horrible.
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>>68522698

I have a peyote cactus I've been growing for almost 10 years, I think its about 15 years old altogether.

Waiting for the right time to harvest it, the signal will come in a dream some day
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>>68522771
>welsh
>cool
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>>68522840
you're supposed to listen to loud music on eccies

Should be in a house music festival or something for that
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>>68522840
what the fuck? how much did you take?

sounds like your experience was about over 6 hours or more whereas regular molly dose only makes you happy for an hour or so

when I took it for the first time I was at a gig and it was fantastic, just pure happiness and I was singing to myself and shit, all around good time
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I have accomplished /gf2016/ lads
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>>68523215
>/gf2016
welll done , keep it up , proud of you
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>>68523176
>how much did you take?
Fuck knows, my friend gave me a rock to swallow, and then we snorted a couple lines afterwards spaced a bit apart. I couldn't tell you how long between because my sense of time was fucked, and I would forget things as I was saying them. Clenching my jaw the entire time also gave me a headache and fucked my teeth I'm pretty sure.

>just pure happiness and I was singing to myself and shit
Is it even worth it though really?

>>68523215
>less than 3 weeks left
Congratulations. Learn us some of your exploits, m'boyo.
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>>68523314
Thanks Luxemlad
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>>68523215
It doesn't count if the gf is imaginary lad
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>>68523364
>some of your exploits
Not too much to tell lad, good lock of flirty texts, spend the whole day doing cute shite then hit the pub, seeing her again tomorrow
>>68523411
No need for that lad
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>>68522009
i'm actually one of the best posters but I don't spam the same gimmicks every thread so I'm not recognised
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>>68523215
Normies out!
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>>68523452
ah so she isnt actually your gf yet, just a beure you're thinking about riding?

Still, fair do's m'bhuachaill. Go n-eirí leat.
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>>68522823
>>68522956
well fuck you too
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>>68523215
im gonna take a break and then hit /gf2017/ instead
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>>68523479
>Normies
The correct term is "normalfag"
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>>68523364
>rock to swallow, and then we snorted a couple lines afterwards
are you trying to kill yourself?
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>>68523584
(Celtic) Tiger Blood my dude.

It didn't really seem like that much honestly though. I'll hang out with him on the weekend so I think I'll just buy some weed and get high as a sort of "sorry for stripping naked in your room and having to take your underwear since I didn't understand the meaning of life".

Have you ever had any drugs taken, Luxlad?
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>>68523537
May aswell be lad, she's mad about me the wee dote
>>68523549
Good lad
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>>68523663
Post pictures
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>>68523663
How did ye meet?
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>>68523684
Doxxable info
>>68523692
Doxxable info but you're a gent to ask
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>>68523659
Well I mean its your choice what you do not mine
I just did lean once , didn't like it really like it and won't do drugs again I suppose
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>>68523732
>afraid of doxxing
when did nordie become such a softie?
that girlfriend has changed him
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>>68523732
Nah feck off just post a picture fag
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>>68523732
>Doxxable info
D'ye want me to post me fucking fb or something, a piteog? (Can someone tell me whether you seimhiú a P)

>>68523761
wtf is lean?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iYgPznBrjiA
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>>68523794
codeine
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>>68523830
How did the experience go in anyway though?
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>>68523828
No surprise that the yank likes these gobshites
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>>68523945
a lot of gobshites here like them
they say things that sound kind of smart in a funny way so its obviously going to be a hit with young leftists
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>>68523945
say it to my face not online
see what happens
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>>68523874
well to give you a bit of context , I did it on a christmas dinner of my rugby team when I was but 16 years old, I got very sleepy and felt ill , we were all sitting on a long table after I had done it and I almost started sleeping on my plate , except for that and making me a bit happier than usual it didn't do much for me
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>>68523782
Kek
>>68523793
>fag
East Yank
>>68523794
Met her at work la
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i really dont get sam hyde
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>>68524018
Sounds like you pulled a whitey as the kids call it.

>>68524053
You'll get Sam'd before the year is out, Mountain Kike.

>>68524039
How's she cut though, is she alright or is she what you tell your friends is "kinda cute" if you've had a few pints on you?
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>>68524053
he's a meme for /pol/yps.

ignore, disavow and sage
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how did the Irish achieve world domination?
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>>68524152
hijacking the british empire for paddy needs
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>>68524152
>Conquer the world
>Let the Homeland go to shit

We learned from you Brits.
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>>68524152

by kicking the brits out, they were holding us back with their outdated feudal notions
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>>68524236
both of our countries allowed the adventurous to go out in search of a new life and make America what it is
the ones still here are descended of boys with less ambition
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>>68521965
>>68521974

Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once
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>>68524327

>the ones still here are descended of boys with less ambition

Nonsense, the ones still here are descended from the alphas who survived the famine and everything else thrown at them.

Only the bitches emigrate
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>>68524311
>Spain #1 for health

how
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>>68524392
it was mostly west brits who survived the famine unscathed
or those who converted to COI (reminder this is why proddies can never be trusted)
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>>68524393

They like to eat ham and sleep a lot
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>>68524392
>Only the bitches emigrate
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>>68524420

My surname is a common one except with out the 'O' prefix, I wonder if they pretended to convert for food as people have been slagging me for on and off my whole life
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>>68524393
I just went onto the good country index website and Sweden is #1 not Ireland
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>Titelberg (Luxembourgish: Tëtelbierg) is the site of a large Celtic settlement or oppidum in the extreme south west of Luxembourg. In the 1st century BC, this thriving community was probably the capital of the Treveri people. The site thus provides telling evidence of urban civilization in what is now Luxembourg
celtic countries are just luxembourgish lost tribe
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>>68524420
I've heard 'merica is full of them quares and black fuckers.

>>68524529
>James Kelly
Fucking knacker.
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>>68524534
chart posted is probably outdated, but we were #1 previously
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>>68524529
my surname is an alternate spelling of a fairly common name and apparently (I cant find a source to verify it) its because the family were planning to rebel against the brits and my ancestor ratted out his family so he was cast out and made to change his name
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>>68524420
>west brits
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>>68524562

Whats your surname fagboy? We probably used you as slaves back in the day
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gonna start using a tag of some real common irish name every time I post
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>>68524778
Cheaghteanchaedh
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>>68524613

Thats quite possibly true, I once heard two old men slagging each other off until one revealed that the others great-grandfather had actually been drowned in a roadside ditch for being an informer which was the trump card
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>>68524766
you insult McBride with that shite quality
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>>68524766
That's doxxable information. It's a fairly common one, very Gaelic.

>>68524778
Sure I've burned through 2 names meself.

>>68524778
>>68524562
>>68524236
samefags
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>>68524100
Nah she's definitely fit like
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>>68524912

How is it doxxable if its fairly common?

confirmed for Ward knackbag
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>>68524912
I'm no samefag. My name isnt actually Paddy either, been posting for years because some bully called me Paddy on /sp/.
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>>68524053

based sam
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>>68524876

>niall of the nine hostages
>briton
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>>68523364
I took about 100mg which is basically a tiny amount compared to a fucking rock .. took magnesium supplements beforehand, did all my research, made sure it was pure and jesus did I have a great time ... jaw wasn't clenching, just pure happiness and endless smiling
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>>68525023
that's just a random Britonic Celt
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why do so many musicians come from gaoth dobhair
clannad is from there, aoífe ní fhearraigh and now this woman called naria mccool
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>>68525122

I was in the main Clannad lads house once, he is a raging alcoholic asshole
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>>68525122
>Gweedore is famed for its traditional Irish music scene, which is prevalent in local taverns, especially at Hiúdaí Beag's Tavern in Bunbeg.[48] Gweedore has produced a number of well-known musicians. Clannad were formed in 1972, and have since gone on to sell over 15 million records. Lead singer Moya Brennan has also enjoyed a successful solo career, providing musical scores for several Hollywood films. Altan (initially Ceoltóirí Altan),[49] another highly successful local band, is led by Coshclady fiddler Mairéad Ní Mhaonaigh. Gweedore's most successful musician is Enya, born as Eithne Ní Bhraonáin;[50] she first appeared on stage in Amharclann Ghaoth Dobhair as a member of Clannad, before going on to become one of the world's biggest-selling artists, with sales exceeding 80 million.[51] Other local singers include Aoife Ní Fhearraigh,[52] Brídín Brennan,[53] Na Casaidigh,[54] Proinsias Ó Maonaigh,[55] Gearóidín Bhreathnach, Seamus McGee[56] and Maria McCool.[57] The well-known 1970s group Skara Brae also had strong links with the district. There are two active choirs in the area. Cór Mhuire Doirí Beaga, led by Baba Brennan and Eileen Nic Suibhne[58] and Cór Thaobh 'a Leithid, led by Doimnic Mac Giolla Bhríde.[59] Both have recorded successful albums.

>The song "Gleanntáin Ghlas' Ghaoth Dobhair" was written by local musician Francie Mooney, expressing an exile's final farewell to the green valleys of Gweedore. It has become a modern Irish classic and it has been covered by the likes of Clannad, Paul Brady, Dáithí Sproule, The Johnstons and most notably by Altan. Other well-known songs to have come from the area are "Trasna na dTonnta" and "Báidín Fheilimí".
what the fug
like 5000 people are from there
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>>68525244

I have family in the area, lets just say that musical ability is a 'founder effect'...
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>>68525314
i mean good on them but jesus thats strange
like that island off of dingle thats uninhabited and has like 50 famous authors from a population of 150
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>>68525419

These tiny valleys and islands have been isolated and cut off for hundreds or thousands of years until the modern advent of cars and shit. Its not hard to imagine the genes for such things percolating in a small area.
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really like german punk
are there many good irish punk bands?
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>>68524869
>tfw descended from traitors
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>>68525913

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvXB2UCdNlY
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>>68526032

lel this is from 1996 they were really ahead of their time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2vZndu17sE
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>first LGBT support centre opened in Ireland today
>it's in Galway
Quelle surprise.
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>>68526187
I really hate the church for what they've done but at the same time I hate atheists
what do
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>>68526206
When I was a lad, LGBT was a sandwich and now it's a degenerate liberal cult.
They day abortion is available on tap for the uneducated whores of this country will be the death of it.
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>>68526252
I dislike atheists more on principle, desu. It's not that I necessarily have a problem with not believing in a god, it's just that most atheists I've ever met are too smug and arrogant about it for their own good.
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>>68526252

You dont need to go to mass to be a good person or to have spirituality. Over the last 300 years the catholic church have completely fucked themselves in Ireland. It was not so long ago that a priest could barge into your house for dinner and expect the royal treatment, and was insulted if you didnt consult them for advice before taking a shite.
They got way too big for their boots and they basically fucked it, and are too delusional to get with the times or analyse their own failings.
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bit split about this censoring porn for the children online in ireland debate

on one hand, it's degenerate, on the other hand, big deal
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>>68526497

>he didnt horde porn on multiple backup HD's in anticipation of the inevitable Great Internet Politically Correct Crackdown
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>>68526338
>They day abortion is available on tap for the uneducated whores of this country will be the death of it.
That makes no sense. You'll encounter the greatest density of LGBT stuff in Universities. But I don't believe that there's a causal link between LGBT movements and education anyway.

>>68526497
I say do it. Anybody who doesn't know how to (a) download and stockpile porn, (b) bypass ISP blocks, deserves everything they get.
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>>68526497
We need a total censor on porn.
Porn is for the weak, cuckholds and retards with no imagination.
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>tfw future generations will envy us for having lived through the golden age of porn
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>>68526497
wish I didn't have it when I was younger tbH, fucked me up a bit and now I'm here
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>>68526625

They are going to ban porn and escorts

What am i supposed to do, fuck sheep?
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>>68526497
I hope we do
normal porn is being phased out even on the mainstream sites like pornhub.
Half time the most viewed/rated are now incest or interracial
not right to be spreading those ideas
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>>68526838
they cant ban escorts, its virtually impossible
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>>68526954

feminists dont like it
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>>68527007
yeah but how can they ban it?

you pay a woman to come over to your house, not for sex
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>>68526497
>put computer in living room where everyone is
>don't be absent minded parent
>Hardmode: turn safesearch mode on (technology experts only)
or
>let government parent you and your child
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>>68527086

>that guy who brings escorts to his house in full view of his neighbours
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>>68527007
I thought feminists did like it. That whole bollocks of "a woman has the right to do whatever she likes with her body"
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>>68524152
By breeding like rats due to being uneducated with catholic beliefs stacked on top of it.
Most modern Irish people want to have lots of kids, four is the usual answer because four seems like a nice number to have.
The Church thinks four is a nice number too and encourages it as a minimum amount of children.

That's the big secret, we just bred more and spread all over the world.
Irish began to slow become the majority by mixing and many of the mongrels and were fond of their Irish sides.
The same thing is happening in America today with Mexicans and Black, same thing in Europe with blacks and Muslims.
It is happening in Ireland right now as the protestants become more and more a minority.
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>>68527086
>"and can the defendant tell us how he met this lady?"
>"i only paid her for her company the sex was just because she liked me!"
No amount of shite is going to get you off the hook you sperg cunt, the courts aren't retards.

>>68526838
>they are going to ban porn and escorts
>and escorts
Good. The sooner men are taught that women who sell their bodies are disgusting creatures that don't deserve respect, the better.

The porn I don't really give a shit about, I'd not want to ban it but if it comes up, I'm not going to vote against it.

>>68527338
>4
That's my minimum. I want 2 boys, a girl, and then another boy (same as my parents had). I wouldn't mind 2 girls but I'd still need 3 boys.
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>>68527268

That is juxtaposed with a hatred of men having fun.

At best, they will copy Sweden and make prostitution legal BUT make men buying sex illegal
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Why are Northern Irish so stand offish? By that I mean a little bit defensive and offensive as everyone could pick a fight with them at any second.
The few northern people I met like that we're all like this.

Some dude from Derry came into the shop and started talking shite about how we don't know the true meaning of hard work and hardship since pharmacists have a handy life and he has a hard one because he works with construction and is from the north.
He got really offended because I told him I have never been to the north.
He then went on about how great the north is for about ten minutes.

I swear it felt like the guy was going to punch me in the face because I was having casual chit chat with him
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>>68527438

>Good. The sooner men are taught that women who sell their bodies are disgusting creatures that don't deserve respect

Yeah m8 I dont care what they are like as persons I'm just renting them to get my rocks off, top o' the fedora to ye
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how will prods ever recover?
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>>68527438
>That's my minimum. I want 2 boys, a girl, and then another boy (same as my parents had). I wouldn't mind 2 girls but I'd still need 3 boys.
It pretty weird, I am from a family of four and want a family of four but I have heard only children claim they want a big family because being an only child was shit.
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/éire/? More like /lads gon stop having these massive posts that i won't read/
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>>68527438
>That's my minimum. I want 2 boys, a girl, and then another boy (same as my parents had). I wouldn't mind 2 girls but I'd still need 3 boys.
What the fuck? Why?
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>The law will also criminalise payment for sexual activity with a prostitute, but the person offering sexual acts will not be guilty of a criminal offence.

Should've criminalised it for women selling their bodies too.

>>68527486
That's already a thing under the Sexual Offences Act.

>>68527535
You could stop being a failure of a man and just sleep with some young one that isn't riddled with STDs. Knob jockey.

>>68527518
>Why are Northern Irish so stand offish?
I'd have said the same thing about boggers. I lived in the countryside, and most of the aggressive people I'd met were from the country and would always want to start because I'm from Dublin.

I've met a few Northern lads, the accent is pretty aggressive but as a whole they're grand.

>>68527575
I'm one of those retards who wants to be upper middle class and having kids going to uni before I'm like 50 so that I can oversee a dynasty.

Plus, it takes twice as much time to raise a girl as it does a boy, so you might as well just have the two boys instead.
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>>68527518

>Why are Northern Irish so stand offish?

I work in the North. They will give you shit but cant take it it all,.they are very sensitive crybabies basically.
There is a real cultural divide, they take themselves extremely seriously whereas people in "the south" dont give a fiddlers fuck either way.
Nordies are really domineering and macho and always starting arguments over the colour of an orange, but the Irish motto is "fuck it, it'll be grand".
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>>68527640
Cause he's normal
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>>68527438
>No amount of shite is going to get you off the hook you sperg cunt, the courts aren't retards.
google escorts.ie and have a look you gobshite
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>>68527640
Because I can rely on the boys to be kinda rational, women are just entirely fickle and emotional.

Plus my father was a useless cunt who half-did jobs, hardly raised kids and was too fond of the sauce. I'd raise boys just to be the opposite of himself.

>>68527700
Every day I think Frog is a little more likely to be female.
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>>68527695
You pretty much described our encounter. I was being aloof and bantering with the dude like all customers but he did not seem to like it.
I said nothing offensive and he was shit talking my boss.

I have old women in the their 80s coming in everyday having the craic and sneering me.
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i want them to ban these teens sending each other snaps of them nude and in the bath and in a towel and shit

i'm mainly jealous because no girls ever added me to snapchat and those who did never sent me anything

so yeah, snapchat banned for under 18's and sexting guilty by 6 months in a juvenile detention centre
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>>68527518
>this one gimp from Derry did this thing so now all the north does it
We are a bit more aggressive though ive noticed that, but never met a single person who rants about cushy pharmacy jobs or how great the north is
>>68527782
What ever empties the oul bollocks for ye lad
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>>68527518
they have a chip on their shoulder because we abandoned them or something
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>>68527851
>We are a bit more aggressive though ive noticed that, but never met a single person who rants about cushy pharmacy jobs or how great the north is
I did not assume all northern people are like this as I talk to northerners here all day but all real life encounters seem to be like that asshole.
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>>68527842
Quite a progressive post.

>>68527851
I don't masturbate. I'm Catholic.
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>>68527518
This 2bh

Brexit? Hard border?

Lads we need to build a wall at the northern irish border to keep the uppity nordies and brits out, not being able to handle the banter is a mortal sin
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>>68527826
>dude
Pack it in
>>68527898
Don't try and slag a stranger lad, no one does that here, that's fighting talk
>>68527912
Fantastic post
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>>68527700
I don't see anything normal about having that many children.

>>68527782
>Every day I think Frog is a little more likely to be female.
Don't be stupid - women can't be autistic.
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>Ruhama (Hebrew: Renewed life), established in 1989, is a Dublin-based NGO which works on a national level with women affected by prostitution and other forms of commercial sexual exploitation. The organisation regards prostitution as violence against women and violations of women's human rights. Ruhama sees prostitution and the social and cultural attitudes which sustain it as being deeply rooted in gender inequality and social marginalisation.
>Hebrew:

Riddle me this lads, if you don't like Israel, why are you pro prostitution?

>>68527927
I wonder if it's all a plan. If we rile up the Nationalists enough they might go on a rampage and exterminate the Orange.
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>>68527998
>many
7 is a lot, 4 is standard, 3 is decent, 2 is shameful
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>>68528034
By third world standards, maybe. Well, either way it will be cancelled out by my lack of children so in the grand scheme of things. But on a personal level I can't understand why somebody would burden themselves with that many children.
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>>68527700
this
im sick of the notion europeans have where anything after 1 child is weird
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>>68527826

Nordies are all the same sad miserable cunts
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>>68528112
>children
>burden
Life without children is literally pointless
>>68528131
Same lad
>>68528135
Here lad don't be rude, were just a bit rough round the edges, life's not as tense down south is all
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>>68527659
How could you ever afford to be upper middle class in uni and actually afford children?

These days the fuckers are really expensive, and good luck finding a woman who'll stay at home and mind the kids, raise them with bitchy expensive child minders
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>>68527851

>We are a bit more aggressive though ive noticed that

Its not aggression its just blustering, taking advantages of peoples patience to act like a cunt for your own self-aggrandisement but yet shiteing your togs when the bluff is called
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>>68528200
dude legalise weed up there you can all relax and 420 blaze it
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>>68528200

But you all enjoy acting like a cunt and get a kick out of it, dont be hiding behind muh troubles
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>>68528200
>Life without children is literally pointless
Pretty sad desu.

Sure, to have children is the sole biological reason we exist. But it you consider life on a personal to be pointless on a personal level unless you have children, there must not be much going on in your life.
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>In August 2014, former US President Jimmy Carter wrote to all Irish politicians urging the adoption of the criminalisation of the purchase of sex. Carter had been briefed by the Immigrant Council of Ireland, a leading figure in the Turn Off the Red Light campaign

>the mudskins are anti prostitute
>the kikes are pro prostitute

I don't know who I hate more. Ahhh!!!

>>68528112
I'll give you two scenarios:

>at breakfast in the morning
>the wife has just made rashers, sausages, toast and eggs with a nice black coffee or cup 'a tae.
>sat at the table tucking in
>the kids are dressed for school, you're sat there in your suit as the house is buzzing in the mornings and the rain is battering down against the windows but your car is right beside the door
>you get to drop the kids off to school and enjoy the drive to work in the rain before having a quick little scutter into the offices where you make a few squid as a solicitor
>you can even bond with clients or at parties since you're married and have kids and they likely do too
>you also have an excuse to escape if they're boring fuckers "oh sorry the kids are waking up and the baby sitter has to go, I'll leave you my number!"

No kids:
>wake up to stale toast and no butter since you forgot to do the shopping
>your fuckbuddy used all the hot water in the shower this morning
>your socks were in with the reds so now you've to wear black socks with brown shoes and look like a fucking knacker
>the car stalls and coughs fumes everywhere
>traffic is manic
>get into work late
>spill coffee on yourself
>having a chat with a client
>"do you have kids?"
>"no"
>"ok. are you in a relationship?"
>"no but your wife is lovely"
>"ok"
>can't excuse yourself from things because nobody gives a fuck if you've forgot to tape the latest episode of Attack on Titan

If you don't have kids, you're a child and will never be successful in life.
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>>68528366
Ahaha keep projecting your insecurities frogweeb

are you going to be 40 years old and watching the latest anime? is that really what you want with your life? sad case.

I suppose I feel a bit sad for you, what with your whole infantalized mindset from all those children cartoons you watch
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>>68528238
Nah lad that's just that one fella, never experienced much of that and i work in the service industry so you're chatting shite
>>68528276
Git tae fuck
>>68528300
>you all
Just the really poor lads, there's a lot of them up here so I'll give ye that stereotype tbqh
Most adults are fairly polite though
>>68528366
>"there must not be much going on in your life"
>spends every day posting drawings of little girls on a hibernians chariot tutorial
Alright haha
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>>68528200
>life's not as tense down south is all
nordie, the south isn't a giant college campus
theres a reason FF and FG are the two biggest parties
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>>68528206
No I meant my kids would be in uni while I work.

I'm studying law so my pay won't be too bad, and Ireland is honestly a VERY good place to raise kids thanks to the Welfare State (regardless of what you think about leeches, it definitely makes having kids easier).

Sure you're not going to going abroad every month for a weekend in Rome, but I couldn't give a fuck. I could easily raise 3-4 kids and go away during twice a year.

So long as I'm comfortable with my income, I'll raise as many kids as I can.
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>>68528206
they were always expensive
these days people just choose material goods over having kids
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>>68528405
Yes but where do you find a good woman lad

Seems like all of them have baggage and are an emotional trainwreck after the age of 21
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>>68528465
I've been to the south manys a time, all I'm saying is it's just a bit more tense up here
That lad you talked to was probably in his 40s aye? He spent his childhood running away from British soldiers and hearing bombs go off and people dying. He's a cunt aye, but that sorta shite moulds people so ye can understand why he's like that. Still don't take no shite from him though, fuck him, no excuse for bad manners
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>>68528429

I think nordies are like an onion, they have many layers.

The first outside layers are all this tough guy bullshit, under that is a layer of humanity where they are not actually that bad. Under that is a layer of steel where these guys really are genetically belligerent, and under that is just depression and misery.
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>>68528515
That's the fuckin' riddle isn't it? I'm sure there's a few knocking around that aren't entirely fucked. But I'm kinda paranoid anyway so I don't take any of those shite excuses. Sluts start giving me that fucking shpeel about only going out with friends or going abroad with "omg its just my friend and her boyfriend and maybe one more friend" they'll be getting the battery sock BOUNCED off their fuckin skulls.
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>>68528502
Is a Law degree worth it if you have no connections but have a passion for public speaking, finding solutions to problems etc.? Is there not an oversupply of them all over the country? Would barristers not be better, more expensive work?
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>>68528425
>are you going to be 40 years old and watching the latest anime? is that really what you want with your life?
Yes.

>>68528429
>spends every day posting drawings of little girls on a hibernians chariot tutorial
It's possible for more than one person's life to be sad, anon.
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>mfw you're all shiteing on about how great kids are but I know full well none of you autists willever make any
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>>68528584
i wasnt the op
my ma doesn't like nordies because she says they've all got a chip on their shoulder
then again she is english
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>>68528596
Nailed it
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>>68528405

Look at this fucking shirt poncing around starbucks and laugh
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>>68528643
>english mammy
So so sorry
>>68528631
No need for that lad were having a discussion
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>>68528631
That's exactly why I find this thread so funny. All the autists rambling on about how many children they want when there isn't a hope in hell of that ever happening.

Sometimes I feel like I'm among the few people on /éire/ who is honest with himself.
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>>68528700
Misery loves company doesn't it? Saddo
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>>68528605
Honestly, the only people who give you that shite of "it's who you know!!" are the people who do the bare minimum. It's very easy to get into something just by putting yourself out there and trying to do your best.

I like to put it this way.

If you're as thick as fuckin' shite it doesn't matter who you know, you won't be getting a job.

Email some solicitors/barristers about volunteering to work with them part time (they're all kikes), slap that on the CV and don't have any colossal fuck up. You can then reference this for anything you want to do in public. The only reason you should get to know a lot of people, is that your name crops up.

But if your name comes up and someone says "nah that lad's a fuckin' gobshite he couldn't tell his bollocks from his belly flap" then you'll have done yourself no favours.

>barristers not be better
Not too sure, I've no interest in being in a court room itself. It's fun but some judges can be cunts. Solicitors do the back office work, meet clients, and get to sit inside the court and just watch the barrister they're working with not shit the bed.

>>68528674
Never drank that before in my life. I drink nescafé.
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>>68528690
well shes catholic atleast

>>68528631
what makes you think im a loser? /int/ is the normie board thats why half the generals go full sperg mode when people spam anime
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>>68528597
Do you think foreign women are a viable alternative? French, German, Eastern Euro wife? They seem less slutty than our Irish and UK counterparts.

>>68528700
>>68528616
absolute sad case
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>>68528631
we all live vicariously through Conor here so technically we will have a new kid next year
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>>68528605

If its like anything else in this country, the substandard degreee mills shit out a ratio of 100 layers to 1 job and the rest of them are lucky to get a job in subway
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>>68528779
If you're gonna go foriegn lad go for a girl who's parents are foriegn but she's born in God's Country, best combo
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>>68528745
What year are you in? How do you find the degree? What college, you needn't tell me if you aren't comfortable. Thinking of studying it, is the workload lots? Again do you think there's an over supply of solicitors in the country? What sort of specialisation work would you like to do?
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>>68528779
I realised when I was 19 you just have to accept the fact that the average girl our age has had more partners than you
Atleast we dont have a cheating culture
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>>68528778
>int/ is the normie board thats why half the generals go full sperg mode when people spam anime
Normies are more annoying than autists. Acting like normies don't exist here is the best way to prevent people like you coming here.

>>68528856
>At least we dont have a cheating culture
Give it time
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I'm just back from Belfast lads and I've noticed two things;

1) The men up North seem to be considerably shorter. I'm 5'7" and there were a lot times where I was the tallest man in a shop/pub/whatever

2) The accent sounds nice on women but with men you either have this nice sounding deep voice or high-pitched screech that goes straight through your head
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>>68528820
Am I being fooled with this whole "ooh go to college get the college experience blah blah blah" talk then? Get a trade? Start a business? Work at tesco for four years and maybe get a managerial position?
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>>68528886
why is it so hard for you to wrap your head around the fact that I have friends and go out often?
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>>68528779
>French
They're all lazy and hate themselves. I don't generally like France or the French (though I am a Napoleonboo) just because of their accent and character.
>German
Enjoy having a kid whose idea of fun is doing a fucking sudoku puzzle at his oatmeal breakfast
>East Euro
I think the women are even more fucked than ours.

But to be honest with you, I have a massive sand fetish so I'd absolutely decimate a MENA grill (light skinned so my kids don't come out looking like a fucking cockroach) and they have to assimilate into Irish culture. If they aren't able to say the word "craic" or use "sure look" properly then they'll be getting a hiding.

>>68528853
I'm in DCU, so it's kinda leftist. Some of the professors are surprisingly more conservative than I'd have expected though - people who study law tend to be more conservative because they're always looking at past cases and thinking "well it's worked so far so fuck off commies". There's a fair few wankers but most of them are grand.
>the workload
It's honestly not that hard. I have more spare time than I know what to do with, so I'm just volunteering in a bunch of places like the Courts/Departments/TDs and shit. It just looks better on the CV to say you spent 3 months working in the Four Courts than saying "well I am good at multitasking"

>oversupply
The great thing is that Irish degrees are recognised in England and Wales without needing to do any more study. And if you want to work further abroad, I think it's only a year-long study to become an Attorney in the US, or to become a registered lawyer on the continent.
>specialisation
Personally, I like Constitutional Law but I'm not going to study it because there's not much stuff to do as a solicitor in it. I'll probably go into corporate law or as a consultant or some shit.
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>>68528894
Correct
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>>68528953
the main reason its so high here is because theres no alternate route for higher education
for many european countries you can do a trade in engineering, comp sci and many other high earning fields
here its all through college and nothing else
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>>68529029
I don't find it hard to believe since you're obviously a normie. Just telling you that normies don't belong here and ruin threads on a regular basis.
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>>68529039
Great advice on the degree thanks. Didn't know about that whole becoming an attorney in the US only takes a year, don't they pay ridiculous amounts of money to lawyers over there? I suppose the workload would be much larger than the laid back irish system.
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>>68529150
the two thread killers are the anime spammers and the yank
the yank being much worse
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>>68529186
If anything the humourless sheltered useless french anime frog cunt ruins everything, is literally a non poster and is utterly useless
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>having children
>career discussion
>marriage
>long-term future plans
Jesus, I thought Sunday night were meant to be normie-free because they have to be up for work in the morning?

>>68529186
Anime rarely if ever kills threads. Merely posting anime images only ruins a thread when normalfags sperg out about it.
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>>68528894
I'm going to move up north and say I'm a DUP voting Irish Monarcho-Nationalist who thinks the EU is a force for good.

>>68529155
Yeah, the pay is more in total but you probably work like 30% more hours and if you lose cases you get fat fags breathing down your neck.

Ireland is more laid back, plus you'd never have any craic in America. Aside from the guns, the people themselves are horrible. I'd take Máire the oul one who starts a conversation about sock fabrics while waiting for the 29A over Tyreese and his gang bangers mugging you for your last $15.
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>>68529229
>triggered
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>>68528953

You are being absolutely memed on, and I would consider the fact this graph is in english to be suspect.

Colleges in Ireland are pure profit businesses, best thing to do is try and some kind of relatively clean and easy job and stick with it. When you join the workforce you will see how sick and twisted humanity truly is.

My advice to any young person: the worst thing you could ever do is tie yourself down to anything, or get in debt to anything. Always have an escape fund so you can quit any bullshit situation, its like a battlefield where you need to move to survive and if you stand still in the same place you will get fucked.
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>>68529270
I don't know why you're so smug, you're in here about 95% of the time, the other 5% you're masturbated to anime or eating fucking dry bread. You've some notions about yourself.
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>>68529248
>mugging you for your last $15
and then killing you anyway
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>>68529039
Did you go from 6th year to your law degree or alternative entry?
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>>68529321
>You've some notions about yourself.
Quite the opposite - I have zero notions about myself, which is why I don't engage in bullshit normie discussions about future plans that will most likely fail and delusions about one's future prospects.
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>>68529315
>relatively clean and easy job

hmm... any suggestions?
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>>68529380
giving up so you never have to leave your safe space
good man yeah

>>68529390
civil service
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https://twitter.com/LarsBiscuits/status/805919244332466176

what was meant by this
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>>68529390

Tesco shelf stacker

You have only one life to live, do you want to spend it working? Do you want to be up to your bollix for 12 hours a day in case files/engineering plans/blood and guts getting stressed out about deadlines/profit margins/ etc, or do you want to shut your brain off for an easy 8 hour shift of mindless bullshit?

Some people think working their ass off for 60 hours a week in some high power high paying job will make them happy while their entire life is wasted and their entire wage is frittered away on bullshit - beacuse they fell for the college meme
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>>68529496
>giving up so you never have to leave your safe space
I fail to see why anybody would leave their comfort zone if they can sustain themselves from within it. You're just bringing trouble upon yourself - doesn't make any sense to me desu.
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>>68529339
Nah I went through a stage of severe anxiety and was generally just a waste of cum and disappointment to the mother, so I did a PLC for a year and got all distinctions (which isn't fuckin' difficult in fairness) and went in a year after.

It was probably the best decision I made (if not a little late) since I had the time to realise that I was either going to disappointment the mother and end up like my father, or I was going to make something of myself. Since then I've gone from getting nervous about even going to the shops during the day and sleeping instead, to giving short speeches to crowds of 200 people with having no sort of work prepared - just doing it on impulse.

The best thing about going in a year or two later than most people, you have the time to become a little more confident about yourself and you realise that, as generic as it sounds, everything is going to work out grand.

The odds of you becoming a homeless junkie or a manager in Lidl is infinitesimally low. You're probably more likely to become upper class than you are a junkie.

If you're unsure of going in, take the year to do a PLC and look at the absolute thick cunts that get through it. If they can do it, you can do it.

>>68529380
No lad, you have notions about yourself. Calling getting a decent job a "delusion" is having a notion about yourself, that because you're too anxious to try anything, that nobody else will do it either.

Be sceptical of course, but don't be a fucking shite bag whose only contribution is talking about anime or trying to put people off doing something. Even if nothing comes of it, talking to people Anonymously is great for the self.
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>>68529390
go to barbering school
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>>68529555
Fair play to you lad. Very grateful for the advice. Best of luck to you in the future.
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>>68529555
>Calling getting a decent job a "delusion" is having a notion about yourself, that because you're too anxious to try anything, that nobody else will do it either.
That doesn't make any sense. Nobodies plans ever go according to plan, hence why I called them delusions. Having long-term plans is pointless because life is too unpredictable. That's the reality of our existence.
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Right lads I'm going to leave you with this:

I fucked the LC and got 250 points but I've got a good career that I love and I'm making great memories every week.

The biggest dickhead I went to school with got like 600 points and got into trinity to do economics and history I think. T hat fucker bragged for years about how successful he was going to be. He graduated last year and he's been working as a delivery driver ever since.

Be careful with what path you choose lads
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>>68529552
its called having some ambition you loser
I dont want to see an old friend or family member in 20 years and have nothing to show in the way of successfulness
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>all these pricks talking about going to college and having their parents mollycoddle them until they bluffed their way into some shitty office job

>I've had to slave to survive my whole life and am crazier than a shithouse rat and wickeder than an august wasp because of it

>mfw this itt
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>>68529545
THIS!

Only people who want a good life get high paying jobs.

>mortgage
Sure you can sell half your house back to the bank anyway
>college
It should be free and until it is I won't be applying for SUSI!
>work
You're basically a wage slave think of all the things you could do (not that you will do it, you'll waste it instead but you have the potential!) with those spare hours!

>>68529623
Of course it's not entirely predictable you fucking pedantic nigger, you don't sit down one night and draw up a fucking 50 year plan of like "If I don't become a junior partner by 30 I'm going to commit suicide".

But it's nice to have abstract goals to work towards. Me? I'm gunning for Attorney General eventually. Sure I might not make it, or it might be 70 before I get it, but it's something to work towards.

Otherwise you end up sitting at home watching anime and eating a bowl of cereal at 4 pm.

>>68529655
This.
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>>68529655
What career have you?
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>>68529697

Money wont make you happy
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>>68529694
>mollycoddle
Kek my father was an alcoholic who left my mother in debt and I grew up in Coolock. I've no time for "pity-me" fuckers or those without any ambition.

Some people have definitely had it worse than others, you've probably definitely had it worse than me, but the thing is lad - it's up to you to do better. Bertie isn't going to rock up to your house with a brown envelope.

>>68529744
I don't obsess over accounts. I obsess over what I'm remembered for. I always try to leave the impression of being a decent bloke (like bringing pint glasses up to the bar when I've finished, or having a nice chat with an old man at the bus stop).

The one thing I'll say is, because I'm worried about how people perceive me, I get triggered VERY quickly if someone calls me thick (I think it's because the father used to do it all the time and mock me for having a stammer the way kids do sometimes). I've fucked bottles and tried to take swings at people before for calling me stupid, so that's definitely something I've to work on.
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>>68529692
>I dont want to see an old friend or family member in 20 years and have nothing to show in the way of successfulness
Nobody is forcing you to see them. Basing your life around what other people will think of your choices is a shitty way to live.

>>68529697
>I'm gunning for Attorney General eventually
Notions.

I never had the audacity to be of the opinion that I have anything to offer this world. I'm just killing time at this stage.

>Otherwise you end up sitting at home watching anime and eating a bowl of cereal at 4 pm.
Sounds comfy. Milk is shite over here though, so I don't eat much cereal.
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>>68529816
What are you doing with your life now, sure who'll remember you realistically when your dead? How many dead people do you remember?
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>>68529816
>The one thing I'll say is, because I'm worried about how people perceive me, I get triggered VERY quickly if someone calls me thick
Pretty immature.
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>>68529890
>Notions
Yep. I wouldn't call myself arrogant, but I've definite notions about myself.

>never had the audacity
It's not audacious at all. Ireland is better than America for making something of yourself, there's very little old money here. When poxy Denis O'Brien and Sean Quinn can make billions, you can too.

>>68529913
Oh yeah if I die now I'll be fucked, but that's why we try to plan things 10-15 year ahead in vague ways.

>How many dead people do you remember?
Those giants of nationalism.

>>68529934
Don't you watch cartoons?
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>>68529986
>I wouldn't call myself arrogant, but I've definite notions about myself.
Arrogance and notions go hand in hand.

>Don't you watch cartoons?
Yes - does that disqualify me from calling out other types of immaturity though?
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>>68529816

> Bertie isn't going to rock up to your house with a brown envelope.

I actually used to piss all over the door of his constituency office in drumcondra when walking home from the pub. I would look right at the cameras and piss all over the door handle, the letterbox and the door step.
I did this every week for like 6 months, not a word was ever said about it.
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>>68530094
Pretty immature desu.
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>>68529732
Ah sorry I probably should've said. I'm a soldier
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>>68529986
Are you saying we should be laid back and lead an easy life or that we should work hard, slave away have ambitions and hopefully get a mention in the annals of time?
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>>68530135

Not many people can say they pissed all over the head of governments office for 6 months and nothing was said because it would have been too big of a scandal
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>>68530094
Sounds hilarious, you should have recorded yourself doing it and posted it online, the irish tabloids would have lost their collective minds and it would be hilarious how the political elites would respond to it
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>>68530094
Had a good chuckle. D'ye remember that newspaper about the lad whose shop someone kept taking a shite outside of? The lad wouldn't even pretend it was accidental, he seen it on CCTV a few times of the guy in the pulling up SPECIFICALLY to drop a shite outside the little shops' front door.

>>68530145
There was some lad from the north here the other day asking about yourself, he wanted to join the Army.

>>68530164
It's not slaving away though, you work a normal full day Monday to Friday and if you're a junior solicitor you might have to come in for 2-3 hours on a Saturday afternoon to file some extra work. It's not like the US, you don't work 80 hour weeks and end up being expected to fuck your wife's ugly missus because he's repulsed by her.

I'd prefer menial tasks like going to/from court than I would standing in a field with 40kg on my back.
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>>68530312
>D'ye remember that newspaper about the lad whose shop someone kept taking a shite outside of?

For anyone interested http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/hes-a-family-man-with-a-job-local-who-repeatedly-defecated-outside-shop-caught-35088843.html
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>>68530214

Back then Bertie was the teflon taoiseach, the big fella with the common touch, the taoiseach who went across the road to have a pint of guinness in the pub across the road for lunch every day.

I fucking knew full well that they would never do anything about it, reporting it in the newspaper that a young student was pissing all over his office and giving two fingers to the security camera while doing so did not go well with his image.

Some poor arselicking cunt had to clean up my piss at the crack of dawn while I was sleeping off the hangover
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>>68530346
>>68530312

lel

>I-i-i have a bad stomach
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>>68530346
such a dirty, irish thing to do
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>>68530312
That's kinda funny seeing as I was away up the North. Hopefully I can help him at some stage
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>>68530381
D'ye reckon ole Bartholomew is going to become President? I think it's been long enough for him to put the crash behind him, he has the charisma to dodge his way through anything.
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>>68530556

Yes I actually do, Ireland is enough of a sad shithole for this to realistically happen. The men of 1916 would be spinning in their graves.
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>>68530381
God I would have loved to have been at one of Bertie and Cowen's big booze ups where they racked up thousands and used party funds to pay for it, endless pints, big carvery dinner, tayto packets galore and endless state secrets and brown envelopes being boasted about, jaysus I can smell the celtic tiger i want her back
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>>68530652
The economy is booming, emigration is down, IRA friendlies are going to be in Govt with Trump, Britain is politically isolated by our "gallant allies in Europe", and now the Prodigal Son is returning to his throne.

Can you fucking feel it in the air? It's like electricity. This is going to be Ireland's golden age, or it's going to be when the nation curls up and dies but fucking Christ I'm glad to be alive to see it.
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oíche mhaith
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>>68530652
>itll never be 2007 roaming about town ever again

el justo
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>>68530652

I would have cut fuck out of the cunts with a few pints in me
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>>68530756
I N A

C O D L A D H
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>>68530748
>IRA friendlies in Govt with Trump

Such as? I see Pence as an Irish American, the breitbart lad, don't see much MICK'd with the rest of them though
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>>68530767
you never know ;)
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>>68531017
I'd be all for a big boom bust irish economy, as long as we're never hungry
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>>68530991
His head of anti-terrorism was a pro-IRA fella, he was trying to lobby Congress into openly supporting the IRA iirc.

>>68531060
Fun factoid: fast food industry was booming during the crash since people didn't go to restaurants but instead just ordered a pizza to comfort eat.

If the economy crashes, put your money into a fast food place (preferably one that already exists) and cash out once the economy recovers. You could easily double or triple your money in the long-run (provided you haven't skullfucked your own income during the recession).
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>>68531132
>tfw you werent born into the Borza cartel
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>>68531132
Who are you referring to here? Can't find anything on google.
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>>68531250
Can't remember his name, and since he's not the head of a Department itself he isn't showing up on any of the lists.

I'll give it a quick look and see if I can find it, what I remember is the guy was pro-IRA and tried to convince Clinton to lift the ban on Gerry being in the public in the US (successfully) and managed to reap the rewards of the GFA being a success.
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>>68531250
Not sure if he went with him or not but I THINK this was the lad (thanks search history)

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/donald-trump-could-make-sinn-fein-ally-peter-king-counterterror-chief-in-white-house-35225052.html
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>>68531692
he seems pretty based
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are we dead yet?>
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>>68532160
still here

all this talk of education has me a bit envious 2bh, live in the middle of the fecking country in a rural shithole whereas dubliners have colleges and shit down the road to yeh, a lot more limited options to us poor rural dwellers and rent is ridiculous in dublin
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>>68532286

Much better off paying for a car then spending rent, if you live someplace on a motorway in the midlands you could be home in an hour
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>>68532372
well would a degree like law from waterford, carlow or maynooth be just as good as one from DCU or elsewhere? I know I wouldn't be able to get any high court experience
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>>68532286
Rent is ridiculous, yeah. DCU has a lot of on-campus accommodation. I lived in the countryside, but still have family in Dublin so I live about an 45-90 mins away on the bus (depends on traffic).

I think UL, UCC and Maynooth have decent law courses but I'm not too sure.
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>>68532477
yeah I dunno if I should work hard for the leaving cert in june or just muck about, do a plc then jump onto a course, seems like a lot less stress
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>>68532515
I'd recommend working hard for the leaving. Well, hard is an overstatement I think you really only need about 400 points to get on a good law course.

The PLC is grand if you do shite in the leaving (so apply for both in case you don't get 400 points), but it's an extra year and you might regret not going straight into uni.

If you're still quite young going in (say 17), you could probably take the year out without missing out on much.
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>>68532420

I think you need to have a posh dublin accent first or your degree is only fit to wipe your arse with

t.bh
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>>68532603
>dublin accent
>posh
>ever
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>>68532596
I'll be 19 by the leaving so I'm not too keen on deferring a year ... would taking a year out and going abroad and travelling a bit be too stupid? Also 400 points is tough enough to get but I suppose I should put my head down
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Misconduct is an alright movie. Ending is a bit lacklustre. Imperium was alright too. Will give another movie a watch before /leaba/

>>68532686
>would taking a year out and going abroad and travelling a bit be too stupid?
If you can fund it, sure. When you're abroad, it's pretty much sink or swim, which worked out very well for me for the couple months I lived abroad. I'd recommend doing a bit of research beforehand if you plan living somewhere, try to organise interviews or jobs with Irish-related stuff before you go there (e.g. email a bar about work and see how they reply and go from there). I'd also recommend having a full month and a half worth of rent in cash before doing anything. Nothing worse than being caught with no money. And spend the first week or so in a hostel. Be VERY patient. Don't bother with Airbnb unless you're flush with money. Myself and a friend went to Munich, spent 6 weeks there and ended up flying back early because not only did my friend get bate about the head, but we ended up behind on rent (you don't get paid every 1-2 months, you get paid monthly) thanks to fucking airbnb and its extortion.

You could probably go somewhere English speaking either, I presume you've family in the US or UK.
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>>68532785
>you don't get paid every 1-2
weeks*
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Gonna give that new Goosebumps movie a watch.

Will recommend movies that I think are good every night.
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