/brit/

JANNY

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Maisie > Rosie

will /brit/ be doing another match thread for sir spyros grime show at 9 like last sunday?
any grime man in

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ah yes the alt right that never existed

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>>68521199

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>I won the lottery

Spent £20 on lotto tickets this week.

This guy is a walking /pol/ stereotype

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortimer_Zuckerman

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Was the whole series a scam to push green politics?

the alt right... ah yes

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>>68521199
imagine if it were just you and Maisie out in the fucking desert with nowt and no one.

magine lads...

>>68521223
I did

I only won ~47k though

>>68521219
both are retarded

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queen of /brit/

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Eighty years ago today:

"At long last I am able to say a few words of my own. I have never wanted to withhold anything, but until now it has not been constitutionally possible for me to speak.
A few hours ago I discharged my last duty as King and Emperor, and now that I have been succeeded by my brother, The Duke of York, my first words must be to declare my allegiance to him. This I do with all my heart.

You all know the reasons which have impelled me to renounce the Throne. But I want you to understand that in making up my mind I did not forget the country or the Empire which as Prince of Wales, and lately as King, I have for twenty-five years tried to serve. But you must believe me when I tell you that I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and to discharge my duties as King as I would wish to do without the help and support of the woman I love."

business idea: RP as Tim to Rosy's prossie account

>tfw you watch a movie and nobody you know has see it
>try to make a thread about it on /tv/, 0 replies

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>Sister casually comments at dinner that she keeps losing socks

>>68521219
he's right when he says /pol/ are like right wing SJWs though

>>68521179
send me 100 for your dilly dallying daddy

now

I want my boots and ill send you more

>>68521219
RIGHT WING ESS JEY DUBBLE YEWWWS

When was the last time you properly celebrated your birthday?

>>68521273
>https://twitter.com/bigkev125/status/808050907476848640

And now we play the waiting game

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me on the left

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>tfw to intelligent for books

>>68521253
>a scam to push green politics?

how do you run a scam to push something that isnt profitable?

my mum has been obsessed with winning the lotto for 30+ years


its only in the last year or two that she doesn't base her happiness that night on whether or not she won a jackpot.

>>68521285
What a pussy ass bitch. Get over it, you little girl.

Proper mental that I'm sitting here talking you lads in English, when there are billions of people in China and India going about their days. I mean, I could be an otter or a raccoon or a pigeon, but instead I'm a human talking to all of you.

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>/brit/

>>68521302
fuck off poleaboo you sick perverted freak

So that rosy girl eh.

Prefer Sara meself

>>68521315
good lad

>>68521286
https://twitter.com/bigkev125/status/808050907476848640

>>68521231
does ireland play uk lottery or was this on your own or euromillions
i'm aware of the 'irish lottery' which can be bet on in most bookmakers around the UK

Sara > Aisha > Rosy

>>68521332
your mother is a runt la

>>68521275
I remember you, you used to post your house that you bought and go on about how rich you are

imagine if plebs wrote a letter to their MP every time they were apathetic about the future instead of buying lotto tickets

we'd have a revolution tomorrow

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>>68521286

ho yeah

>>68521379
no, I think that might have been someone else

can't buy a house with 47k lad

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>>68521374

How do I create a 'gimmick'? What catches on with you folk?

>>68521360

Who?

>>68521367
fuck off you nonce
i'm at least grateful panhead doesn't seem to be online right now

Remember that snoopers charter?

lol me neither.

Fucking hell Brits are such spineless pussies

>>68521408
>sara only one not using an iPhone

True Communism in action

>>68521368
>does ireland play uk lottery
no, this was the yoyomillions

>>68521406
Good point must have been someone else

>shes a Scorpio
Well, that explains it. Pack up your bags boys, we can go home now.

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>girls being sluts
perfectly respectable
>lads showing their feelings and approaching them for sex
unbelievably offensive rape HELP I'M BEING RAPED


why :(

>>68521408
left is far and away the most attractive.

>>68521418
the best gimmicks have a lot of research behind them

>>68521418
gimmicks are created largely by accident

there's not really a method

just watched Planet Earth 2. poor little turtles :(

>>68521395
>MPs
>caring about the public after election day

they fob plebs off to local councils

>>68521445
if she was a true communist she wouldn't use any capitalist technology

>>68521448
did they change the price in ireland recently too?
went up from £2 to £2.50 a few months and i haven't bought a ticket since

>>68521458
you should see her without makeup. looks like a bloke.

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>>68521458
really?

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>the Queen will die in your lifetime

>>68521456
Is she posting messages from her sex-work twitter where she solicits sexual comments on her normal twitter and complaining about being harrassed?

Is the findom stuf all a scam?

>>68521469
SPOILERS RREEEEEEEEEEEEE

The best gimmicks are only posted once or twice a decade.

>>68521418
make it as unfunny as possible then spam the thread with it

>>68521496
That's what you fucking think

>>68521496
fuck Canada fuck the union fuck the Queen and fuck you

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>Me and the lads smashed some fascist's head in last night

Any of you alt right cunts wanna have a go?

>>68521471
>local councils

they have fuck all power here

control the garbage pickup essentially

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>6'0 84KG 22 year old, eaten healthily for my whole life, exercise regularly

>Resting blood pressure is 165/80

See you on the other side lads

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the gf

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>>68521477
she works at tesco

the biggest capitalist organisation in the country

alri lads

>>68521496
haha, don't think so mate

>leafs in charge of being correct
*gasses self*

>>68521535
She works there ironically

>>68521503
obviously

she's probably sitting their cringing about how pathetic the people she's talking to are

>>68521503
yes

why do we let them away with it

I mentally can not understand this findom shit. Like I could straight up buy a prostitute for that kind of money. Fuck, I could probably straight up convince a girl to be my girlfriend for that kind of money. Meanwhile you're throwing money at this woman you'll never even fucking touch, why? Why not just spend half the money and get a dominatrix to wallop your bollocks? What is the obsession with absolutely wasting your money?

how far do you have to sink to pay premium for shitty pictures you can find online anywhere

POST MORE SARA

THIS IS A SARA THREAD NOW

>>68521532
>>68521535

>black hair
>blue eyes
>that nose

LITERALLY
PERFECT

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>>68521349

Ffs seats everywhere and this mong decides to sot 2 feet from me

Fucking hate people like that

>>68521486
yeah went from €2 to €2.50 but that's only about £2 when you do the maths

>>68521566
it's a fetish lad

>>68521558
she's "undercover"

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prossie account?

>>68521532
>liverpoo

>>68521526
>claims 6'0
>actually 5'11 and a half

WHEN

>>68521535
*walks up behind you*
*grabs you by your bollocks and shoves my index finger up your neghole*
*throws you off the Gherkin*

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>>68521569
risque sara

>>68521558
she works there as a political statement about the futility of individual agency against structural elite

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>>68521569

>>68521654
*does the same to you*

Hello GCHQ

I have nothing to do with the harassing of rosy aka Princess Chelsea

cheers

>>68521626
did she put makeup on her cleavage?

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Don't think I'll ever stop Saraposting until Mummy May shuts us down

Just asked my two prostitute friends what they think about findom

one of them laughed and said it was just weird shit
the other has started rambling on about how it's a "major abuse of people with mental health issues"

hmm

having a think

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would you lads rather have a girl that had a boyfriend for 2 years that she did all kinds of depraved sexual acts with like anal, BDSM and fluidplay or a girl that has had vanilla one night stands with 6 lads and never had a boyfriend

>>68521689
why the fuck do you have two prostitute friends?

>>68521591
Alri but why? I just can't understand the sexual aspect of money transfers. I mean I am completely into hardcore femdom but findom just boggles my fucking mind. I'd pay $100 to have a woman bust my balls. That's a service rendered for payment, there's some real value there. I can't get a similar experience for free, I could go at me own knackers with a hammer but it'd be a way different experience. I wouldn't pay $100 for the privilege of rubbing one out to some shitty ERP and nude pictures I could find anywhere on the internet, I could get that for free.

reggae is a legitimate form of art

>>68521526
Just took mine
>159/86
>on beta blockers and it's still high
>59bpm pulse due to pills
>dad had high bp, both half brothers have it
>23

JUST

Need to do more cardio mind you

>>68521689
ah yes the "noble prostitute"

>>68521705
great post

Milhouse's dad was a cuck, so was chuckie's from rugrats.

Why do the powers that be poison the minds of children with notions of cuckoldry in children's television programmes?

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might 'shop the old head onto this one

>>68521489
always thought she looked cute here

wtf I love findom now

>>68521723
we went to school together years ago and they still hang around with my social group

*sighs*

got to get this anime watched before bedtime

life is hard for us NEET

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Me and the lads

>>68521759
to show you who you're not supposed to end up like

you fucked up boy

>>68521762
>Jezza giving her arse a cheeky grope

kek

>>68521759
they are implying that white men are the inferior race

>>68521761
>her bf has shitskin eyes

brb heading to manchester so I can make sure her children have blue eyes

>>68521779
are they fit?

>>68521761
whats that next to her mouth? a scar?

getting quite strong vibes from 3 different girls

I need to pick a target and move in the kill, preferably before christmas

>>68521736
are you on beta blockers for it or for something else

my mum told me to tell the doctor to fuck off if he offers me beta blockers, not sure why she's so against them

I need to get my heart scanned and shit really.

Feeling quite nervous that I'm gonna die really soon now

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>>68521532

improved the gf

>>68521822
face veins

>>68521822
her hair ya mong

>>68521822
her hair i think

Doing a listen


https://youtu.be/NXBR60CjL6c

NEED a sara's bf bf

>>68521826
do they have good personalities? x)

>>68521807
yeah I'd say so
one's a little bit chubby, but not in a bad way

think i need to take /gf2017/ seriously lads
haven't even been aiming for /gf2016/ much

who /ouryear/ here
i'll make an effort this time

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>tfw get told I sound like a virgin despite having sex regularly
how do get rid of the virgin voice lads?

it even manifests itself on /brit/ where people will often accuse me of being a virgin

>>68521822
her bf

>>68521882
shut up virgin

>>68521720
to me it doesn't really matter, they're both not that bad.


guess i'd pick the one where she does all sorts of kinky shit with a long time partner, less likely to have diseases despite getting pee'd on by her old bf

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>>68521532
>>68521833
>>68521535
why do japs make anime characters look like white people

>>68521880
speak for yourself, I achieved /gf2016/.

>>68521882
went in to work with a love bite once and i reckon people still think i'm a virgin

i look/sound like too much of a nerd

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>>68521761
is he redpilled?

>>68521882
such a virgin thing to say

>>68521871
yes, they're all very different but all very much up my alley

>>68521910
>I achieved /gf2016/.
good lad

did the same

>>68521882

vocaroo it and I'll give you some honest, thoughtful feedback

only a virgin would be afraid to post a clip of his voice anonymously

>>68521880
let's do it

I gave up on this year a few months in

still got some of the ol' self improvement to do, should be dating by spring

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Truth lads

>>68521882
post a vocaroo

Lads!

Remember when I told you I had my first ever date and it went really well and that gf 2016 was still on track? Well that's all fucked now and I've gone from being happier than I've been in a decade to more depressed than ever. Why did I even bother?

What the hell do I do now? Apart from suicide obviously.

>>68521880

it's hopeless. i'm repulsive to all women.

>>68521882
To be honest, you need extensive vocal training and likely even a bit of CBT (Cognitive Behaviour therapy, not Cock Ball Torture)
It won't be cheap, but I assure you it'll be worth it.
And no, losing your virginity probably won't cure you of virgin voice. It's a much deeper issue than that.

>>68521908
That's how they see themselves

They are white, unlike the ugly yellow chinese

>>68521923
hes actually full 1488 gas the kikes race war now just pretending to be a commie for pussy

does anyone have that picture where kev, cara and sara all look like animes?

>>68521952
Kill her

>>68521830
Nah on beta blockers for anxiety, was having heart palpitations, flutters, racing heart etcetc, doctor put me on beta blockers to calm me down and they do work but can be a bit weird and occasionally I'll get a flutter.

Beta blockers kill your willy though. I can still get hard and wank and cum but not as easily and can't keep it up for long.

I had an ECG and nothing was picked up, however they really need to do an ECG when your heart flutters to check.

Go see your GP to get some peace of mind mate otherwise you start getting health anxiety and thinking you're dying.

There were times I was pretty sure I was having a heart attack but it was just anxiety.

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Another tattoo

>>68521985
yeh

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>>68521985

I'm going giddy over the thought of Maisie busting my barren baby baubles

>>68521941
>FB_IMG
get fucked social media normie cunts

>>68521992
manly jaw

just booked this trip
https://www.emeraldwaterways.co.uk/special-offers/limited-edition-river-cruises/lgbt-danube-explorer

If you unironically do "/gf2016/" and obsess over girls 24/7 and go into a so-called depression when you don't have one, you will never get a gf

No wonder you lot are all virgins, this is very basic stuff, just fucking chill and it will happen

>>68521923
no he just read someone else say this

>>68521941
>looking out for white interests means you prescribe to a socialist authoritarian and economic model from germany in the 1930s

yeah nah mate

>>68521992
lmao that's a proper shitter.

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kyary pre-surgery

>>68521910
>>68521928
well done boys
i didn't bother much this year, but i know it's realistic if i actually put the effort in
>>68521936
good luck lad :3
>>68521954
unlucky mate, i can still be saved haha

Being over the age of 21 and not:

>Having a driving licence
>Having a degree
>Moisturing everyday
>Reading everyday
>Brushing your teeth and using mouthwash twice a day
>Eating 5 pieces of fruit and veg a day
>Having a productive hobby like learning a language

Why?

>>68521992
this is precisely why you dont start the tattoo rabbit hole

>>68522010
thanks :)

>>68522029
no one's talking about depression mr. projection

>>68521896
>>68521926
made it clear that this isn't the case, I've had sex within the last 24 hours

>>68521920
think it might be more to do with the way I talk about girls and sex 2bh

>>68521949
>>68521930
shan't be doing that lads

>>68521992
that looks terrible

jesus christ

>>68522029
Mate, I've been chill for 28 years. The reason she gave is about the only thing I can't feasibly change which makes it worse.

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>>68522010
>this hand gesture means banter
Had a rorke at that la
Unironically want a Ruskie GF though.
>I don't have 3D Russian girls saved to my hard drive so I have to post weebshit
Ahh yes that'd explain my lack of Russian girlfriends.

>>68522059
What's the point?

>>68522071
np

>>68521992

tattoos are the mark of the tasteless underclass

>>68522029
>just fucking chill and it will happen

they're not good looking, sex just doesn't fall into a lads lap

>>68521880

I had 2 one night stands this year, but I've still never been on a date in my life before. I have no idea where to start.

>>68521992
Why do people get tattoos? I genuinely think they look shite. Never seen a tattoo I thought was good.

Done the Christmas shopping lads

>>68522059
do all of these except moisturise (because i'm not a batty boi) and having a productive hobby, which I'll concede is an issue.

>>68522059
>>Having a degree
>>Moisturing everyday
>>Reading everyday
>>Eating 5 pieces of fruit and veg a day

Sorry I'm not a FAGGOT

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>>68522089
here you go

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who aiming for /GF2020/ here?

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>>68522089
pravda stronk

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>tattoos are the mark of the tasteless underclass

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>>68522059
All of those shit things can easily be replaced by a few of these a day

>>68522127
whats that next to her mouth? a scar?

>>68522029

yeah a woman sure is going to go for a suicidally depressed friendless alcoholic 28 year old virgin who still lives with his parents

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>>68522059
>Having a driving licence
yes
>Having a degree
no haha kill me
>Moisturing everyday
nivea men like lalana
>Reading everyday
finished one today
>Brushing your teeth and using mouthwash twice a day
yes, and flossing
>Eating 5 pieces of fruit and veg a day
struggle on the veg, but i eat more than enough fruit
>Having a productive hobby like learning a language
exercise count?

>>68521952
you think you can just have one date and then live happily ever after?
what you do is don't let it get you down and go on dates with other women until you find a good one

or you could just wallow in self pity and never find a good gf ever

>>68522122
>>68522125
>Having nice skin and not looking like a leather bag at 40 is for fags

ah yes

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>>68522010

>>68522059
>Moisturing
I'm taking driving lessons now, never had a reason to drive before uni

can't decide whether to go for /bf2017/ or /gf2017/

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Really makes you think

>>68522161
>struggle on the veg, but i eat more than enough fruit

fruit is just sugar and acid, there's a reason kids prefer it to veg. you might as well be eating haribo

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>>68522156
ye from piecings and a violent daddy

who /suicide2017/

time to stop fucking about and clinging to this delusional hope that things will ever get better

>>68521990
I have heart palpitations, flutters, chest pain fairly often

I was on SSRIs for a few years, stopped about 4 years ago. Was pretty shit being on them. Had no emotions towards anything and it ruined my knob.

I'm not depressed anymore but I don't feel particularly anxious. Actually I'm generally quite confident with everything at the moment.

Maybe it is still anxiety though. Are beta blockers really that bad with your knob?

I went to my GP and he made me take a blood test. Haven't been back in to see the results though. I figured if it was serious he would have contacted me. But I better get an appointment scheduled to go over the results.

>>68521830
look at the whole picture of your life and think about things that might be causing it - lack of good sleep, a vitamin d or mineral deficiency, a food intolerance to something you're eating all the time, general stress levels etc.


also one test doesn't mean much, it's a snapshot. test it at different times of day and when you're in different moods. sometimes being in a doctors office is stressful for some people in of itself and it can knock up their BP a few points, or being afraid of having high blood pressure and wanting to impress the doctor, white coat syndrome.

>>68522189
going for /tf2017/

>>68522029
i'm not a virgin, just haven't been in a proper relationship for a while
what's wrong with focusing 2017 on self improvement and trying to get a good gf? it's not that deep mate

>>68522059
>dude societal arbitrary standards for success in life lmao

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>>68522133
>Comrade Nonna will never give you your daily allotted milk ration
It's feels like this that'd convert me to communism.

>>68522167
>women moisturise all the time
>look like scrotums before they hit 35
>most men don't and look alright into their 40s
ah yes...will certainly be copying the weaker sex and gay males such as yourself.....yes I will be certain to do that indeed....

>>68522189
>not /n(on-binary)f2017/

>>68522189
how about you go for /mef2017/ ;)

>>68522166
My circumstances make it much more complicated, but I joined a dating site and she was the only girl within 100 miles worth contacting. Literally the only one. My friends have all fucked off with their wives and kids and I'm sat here wondering why I've been left behind. I lift, I cook, I'm often told I'm pretty funny and yet here I am. I'm a permanent plan B.

>>68522190
yeah but its a bit unfair, everybody wants to fuck the rock in general.

>>68522190

kek, small boys look ridiculous next to big men

>>68522248
women also put about a kilo of makeup on their face every day though

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>tfw you get a gf and you realise you just want her to shut up and go away so you can get stoned and play vidya gaems

>>68522208
good lad for not doing it around xmas x

why do you people take the piss out of "just be yourself" when it's the single most useful piece of advice when it comes to girls?

>>68522154
good lad

>>68522167
girls moisturise because they wear lots of makeup and that fucks up their skin
men don't wear makeup unless they're bent, so they don't need to moisturise unless they have a skin condition

>rosy
>princess chelsea

so what's her real name?

or is chelsea like her pornstar name?

>>68522283
>When the gf is round but you just want to relax and shitpost on the chon.

>>68522224
So Poleaboo?

@059

"[h]aving a productive hobby like learning a language"

None of you actually believe this, right? If you know English and live in an English-speaking country, then there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to learn another language.

Learning a language is one of those superficial life improvement hobbies that is really just tricking yourself into believing you're accomplishing something. Don't call it "productive".

>>68522283
>being a literal manchild

>>68522283
degenerate

>>68522265

> dating site

there's your problem

>>68522316
superb post

do not fall for the linguistic jew

>when you're not sure if you're properly into the gf but don't want to go through the hassle of splitting up

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work tomorrow

getting bad chest pains on my left side almost daily now, do benzos cause heart problems?

>>68522248
the average woman also uses make up, various chemical face cleaners, has a shit diet, abuses alcohol etc.

staying hydrated and using lil' bit of the ol' natural moisturizer never hurt anyone. the first part is more important, though, especially if you never want to have a kidney stone

>>68522316
excellent post

especially for a canadian

>>68522313
she's in the nick

>>68522299
Objectively not true.

I can't believe how many of you are insecure as fuck and don't want to look after your skin, on your face, the skin people see the most.

Literally lmaoing.

>>68522323
>I like my time taken up by things I don't like
k then

>>68522265
>I joined a dating site and she was the only girl within 100 miles worth contacting
then you're the problem you picky cunt
if you have to resort to dating sites then why do you think you're above the women that have to resort to them

give your head a wobble lad or stay a virgin forever

>>68522085
I always get embarrassed and awkward talking about sex even though I'm not a virgin because I feel like I should be a virgin

>>68522190
girls are all mid step with feet off the floor

>>68522283
>he desired anything from a woman other than sex
gay

>>68522368

>he fell for the skincare jew

>>68522354
gobshite go to your doctor

>>68522352
had enough mate, literally thinking about quitting

>>68522354
your heart isn't on the left of your chest you numpty it's in the middle

>>68522354
No, but this does ;^)
*punches you in the heart with the force of a freight train*

(Note: the author of this post is 6'2 and built like a brick karzy)

Just bought FM2017 Mobile

>>68522316 >Learning a language is one of those superficial life improvement hobbies that is really just tricking yourself into believing you're accomplishing something.

isn't everthing just a distraction to keep us from thinking about death anyways?

go to the vet you fucking pillock

>>68522328
What are the alternatives? Going out on my own doesn't sound like fun to me.

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>Moisturising is pointless, I never do and I don't look a day over 24!

>>68522368
I wash my face and it's fine

>>68522299

makeup is gay

skin care is fine

my god why are all young british males so scared of being perceived as gay

grow up manbaby

>>68522316
it comes in handy if you're doing some sort of work in a country or if you're going to be visiting a country or want to live in a country but do agree that it isn't worth it if you're never going to use it.

>tfw I know I have a drug problem but I can't stop doing them

the dark web made this far too easy

>>68522376
I enjoy long country walks, drinking 3-4 bottles of wine and political discussions

>bbc three documentary on the shooting of mark duggan

hmmm yes I wonder which side of the fence this will sit on

>>68522399
What is the point in crying about a gf if prozzies exist then?

>>68522389
>I feel like I should be a virgin
unironically the most profound thing I've heard in a while

>>68522363
For what?

delete that post, sort out the formatting, repost it, and then perhaps I will consider reading it

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>>68522358
>>68522281
the gay males wheel out their excuses....one questions whether their pseudo scientific skincare routine extends to that most abused part of their bodies.....

how much does getting /fit/ help you get a gf?

>>68522059
All me apart from degree

>watching GG Allin clips on yt

the last legit punk-rocker. no dumb 'hurr satan 666 I hate my parents goth' bullshit ... just genuine fuck the system punk rock

i'd just like to apologise to my parents for everything i am and do

>>68522451
>australia

ah yes well you guys have to look after your skin else you get skin cancer really easily

you do realise that we get barely any fucking sunlight up here in the cold wastes of england? what is a sun?

>trying to fix cosmetic issues with placebo creams when it's all up to genetics whether your face will turn into a ballbag

>>68521880
i almost got /gf2016/, in fact i almost got /gfforever/

but i fucked it all up lads :(

proper loved her as well, been nearly 5 months still not over it at all

>>68522464
the feeling of earning it, social acceptability etc.

>>68522454

Ahh yes, it's definitely the dark web and not your lack of self control and the fact that drugs are the only form of excitement in your life that's made you an addict

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>>68522190
equality soon

>>68522458
>being a literal manchild

got called get in tk maxx

>>68522485
the guy who shit live on stage and threw it at the audience GG allin?

feel like pure shit just want zer back

>>68522387
I like foreign films, experimental music and reading. I don't want kids either. I'm not picky at all, but when nobody I know likes the things I like why would I contact somebody that has no shared interests?

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>>68522352

can't wait to hear about all the shopping the women at work did

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>doing anything

lmaoing @ your life, pathetic

>>68522468
sending phishing emails to the polish girls then posting about it on his blog

>>68522465
thanks, I try

whenever i do have sex it feels incredibly surreal and like it shouldn't be happening to me

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Lads who dropped out of uni, how did your life turn out? How old are you?

Did you find meaningful employment or are you fucked?

>>68522216
>Are beta blockers really that bad with your knob?

I think it varies but yeah.

Go see your GP, also chest pain isn't good but could just be anxiety desu.

My GP said when you have generalish anxiety you don't realise how anxious you are all the time.

WHY DIDN'T I GO TO THE WORKS XMAS NIGHT OUT LAST NIGHT
LITERALLY FUCKED MY SOCIAL STANDING AT WORK FOREVER

time to start looking for a new job lads

>>68522483
it doesn't

the only ones who care and are impressed are the meatheads in the gym

most girls are happy with just a slim lad and loads are put off my too much muscle

>>68522511
look at the fuckin lad on the left with the small fuckin extenders yet still being 2 metres

seems to be built like the so called "brick shithouse"

>>68522354
Embrace it m8, you'll soon be free

>>68522488
iktf

>he moisturizes
>he doesn't drink at least 2.5 litres of water a day
why do nu males do this?

>>68522218
I considered lack of good sleep but I don't know how to assess the quality of my sleep. I tend to fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow and I wake up very easily. Pretty much always get between and 8 hours of sleep.

I take vitamin D supplements as well as a multivitamin, zinc and magnesium.

Food intolerance seems like a difficult one to assess. I stopped eating so much dairy though as I realised all the milk I was drinking was making me bloated.

The last test I did, after the doctor's test, my mum did on the weekend. Was really relaxed and it was 168/80.

Don't think I'm stressed either but it's hard to know.

Thanks for the advice

>says on this girls profile she likes memes and shitposting

definitely WONT be messaging that one

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>>68522292

>>68522551

> going out with workmates

howling at the state of your life

>>68522483
don't think so

I'm sure a bit of muscle and being toned/not a fat cunt helps though

>>68522524
you've got two options
1. compromise
2. stay a lonely virgin forever

>>68522501
>social acceptability
normie cunts OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kq0DF-G2F0

Currently jamming out on this whilst smoking a fat joint

>>68522518
>implying he only did it once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEaEsmMapHc&app=desktop

me giving a speech

>>68522574
i think drinking milk is better for your skin than water

>>68522604
give it a go and post it here la

>>68522616
make a tit of myself every time i go out with people from work

want to stop going out with them but also don't want them to think i'm a loser

>>68522404

was actually at hospital six weeks back because my balance and spatial awareness has deteriorated and they wanted to give me a CT scan but i refused and just ignored the letters they were sending me. hope i drop dead in work.

>>68522545
Dropped out of A levels twice, never got a degree now I'm 22 and I'm on 30k

You'll be fine

anyone else find it hard to watch films on their own?

>>68522354
What sort of pain?

I dropped out of uni (Southampton Solent) and now I'm the CEO of a FTSE100 company. AMA

>>68522574
>He doesn't do both

Pretty mental how cutting out fizzy drinks and only having water with the ocassional social beer makes a huge difference to your life.

Skin looks better, feel better, more alert and awake and it's much healthier.

>white people
rate?

>>68522483

getting /fit/ wont help you get a gf but getting fit will

I have taken a liking to eating plain McVities digestives like a true povvo

>>68522618
Well yes, but I have no idea what to say to people with no shared interests beyond superficial shit.

>>68522640
maybe if you're a subhuman white

>>68522616
i didn't but i said i was going and just didn't turn up

>>68522629
GIGGS

lets go

drinking "traditional english chocolate drink" that comes in a blue tin

it's not very nice, feels like i'm a WW1 trenchlad

>>68522636
>Scotch-cucks

Which one of you lads is going to HEEM my bollocks? Don't have all day here.

>>68522454

My cousins parrot stocked up on over 1000 benzo pills and 200+ 1P-LSD tabs before the psychoactives bill the nifty fucker

>>68522667
surely a true povvo would eat lidl or aldi mcvities digestives?

>>68522648
>i refused and just ignored the letters they were sending me

Fuck off then

>>68522533
Again..?

>>68522687
WW1 was pretty comfy all things considered

>tfw the usa is now in the eastern bloc