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sunday blues edition
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Your parents have you

They get divorced, your dad has a kid with your step-mum. This kid is now your half-brother

Your dad and step-mum get divorced and she has a kid with her new husband. That kid is your half-brother's sister.

But is she also your half-sister?
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racist mods stop deleting my quality /brit/:s.

Me on back, mod on lap
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>>68519241
biologically, no
if you live with your half-brother's sister for most of your childhood, you might consider them to be your sister
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>>68519241
not a word the first time

not even a pixel this time
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>using the term rapefugee
Refugees are just looking for safe haven, not to commit crime against the population
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WATCH IT JANNY
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how does google have so many different pictures of the word calle

gets my neurons firing it really does
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>>68519241
half sister once removed obvisouly
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already had two bumps
need to slow down
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i think i might have brain cancer
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>>68519317
degenerate
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>rapefugees
hahahahaha
naww little rorkey baby
*pats you on the head*
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>>68519288
I'm more interested in whether they're legally your sister.

>>68519315
Makes sense
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>>68519241
nah she's fair game lad
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>>68519303
we need to be able to know who is a refugee, and who is exploiting the generosity of the west
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Faye is pretty fit lads
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Pepe is (((Time's))) fictional person of the year
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past 3 books ive read all feature a beautiful but neurotic lady in them. really makes you think
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>>68519303
On the refugee crisis, we should drop the patronising “They are warm people.” No, there are murderers among them in the same way there are among us. The liberal left prohibit writing anything bad about refugees, which results in the anti-immigrant right monopolising.
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>>68519312
it's the spanish word for road so it comes up on loads of street view pics. Road, avenue and street pop up pretty frequently as well
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>rapefugee

rorke's played his hand a bit early there

don't think it's done him any favours

he'll be going back to the creche empty handed tonight
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>>68519347
I wouldn't imagine so
I also don't think that there are legal definitions for brother and sister, only parents
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>>68519374
Is faye number 4? If not you're getting a smack
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calle mentioned
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>>68519303
>>68519402
>>68519341
Rasheed

>>68519364
>>68519399
Radical centrist
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>>68519405
Well it's illegal to have sex with your sister, so there must be a definition somewhere
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>>68519303
Stop bringing cancerous Islam to the west
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going to pop to the corner shop
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i'm a radical centrist that hates rorkes and /pol/ as much as the next man

but surely no one in this thread actually wants to 'welcome refugees'
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didnt eat anything today
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>>68519374
623541
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>>68519374
would obliterate that one in the middle
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>>68519329
might wanna get that checked out
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ringpull just nicked off with a bit of my moustache
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Is radical centrism the new far left?
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>>68519364
>>68519399
we still deport people lads, i'm not sure you actually understand how refugee status works in this country
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1st born: 25
2nd born: 23
3rd born: 21 (me)
4th born: 13
5th born: 11
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>>68519329
why
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>>68519413
yes, the other lad left the facebook file name so I found her profile
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>>68519399

Hello Slavoj
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>>68519395
havent read a book for 10 years
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Think we should train the royal navy by using migrants ships as practice targets haha.
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>>68519341
'sheed
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>>68519437
Well done on not understanding what radical centrism is
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>>68519442
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prohibited_degree_of_kinship#United_Kingdom
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>>68519303
Tough, they can fuck off
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>>68519336
me on the far right
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White American here, can I come in?
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>mfw a Scot tries to pay for goods with their "money"
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>>68519499
v. devilish of you

where is she at?
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>>68519504
t. Norman Montage
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How terrorists will be defeated:by opening the borders and breaking down barriers

How they will be aided:promoting division, hate, and intolerance, making it easy for them to recruit.
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is croydon really london's manhattan?
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>>68519508
Rorkesheed
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the wikipedia definition of alt right doesn't ring true to me. feels like the media has misinterpreted its intentions and origins the same way they mis interpreted what cuck means.

they're not opposed to conservatives, they're just new conservatives.

it was leftists that labeled conservatives as cucks when it had been a derogatory term used against them in the first place.

what young right wing person called old right wing people cucks? no one. it was aimed at left liberals for supporting multiculturalism.
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>>68519502
I used to read all the time and I stopped for some reason, no idea why.

Last thing I was reading was The Picture of Dorian Grey and it was so smug it got kind of annoying.
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>>68519549
>tfw I tell them it isn't legal tender and they sperg out
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>>68519549

>"their" money
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>>68519575
Canary Wharf
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>>68519549
its legal tender
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>How terrorists will be defeated:by opening the borders and breaking down barriers

>How they will be aided:promoting division, hate, and intolerance, making it easy for them to recruit.
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>>68519615
isn't that london's wall street?
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>>68519551
Newcastle uni, Manchester originally, lots of pictures of her
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How to stop terrorism: leave the middle east alone
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>>68519564
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>>68519564
years ago I would have called you an idiot but you're right to an extent. There will always be outliers that want to subvert society no matter how welcoming it is, but if we want to stop people sympathising with them then we have to make them feel wanted and welcome
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>>68519549
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>>68519643
ummm no
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>>68519641
MANNY MENTIONED
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>>68519631
http://www.scotbanks.org.uk/legal_position.php
>Scottish Banknotes are legal currency – i.e. they are approved by the UK Parliament. However, Scottish Bank notes are not Legal Tender, not even in Scotland.

SCOTS BTFO
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>>68519604
was with a scot and this happened once a bit before their referendum, he got incredibly angry and started muttering shit about how the uk revolves around london and they're gonna leave, etc.

quite hilarious
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Here is a fact:if we restrict migration, we will be sending a message to moderate muslims-"we don't want you". Then who will they turn to? You do the maths.
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>>68519656
No thanks
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>>68519641
good lad

they all have wonky jaws though lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty9KmrbdcYE

NEW DAVE

I TOLD YOU FUCKS IT WAS COMING
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>>68519676
uhh yes sweetie

I call it the "bargepole" system
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>>68519643
or nuke them all
no more muslims, no more problem
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>>68519489
>worship farron and corbyn
looks like it
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>>68519694
>Then who will they turn to?

Germany
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>>68519701
don't believe you
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>>68519700
Probably all the MDMA
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>>68519643
Bit too late for that.
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>>68519694
Maybe they could stay home and improve their own countries? just a thought...
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>>68519701
but that was me
check the archive
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>>68519701
hey this isn't the eevblog!
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haha quality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYAjshQA2ms
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have no problem with islam just like i have no problem with judaism or buddhism. all theism is relevant on the cultural side
but its true that a religion that enforce its own code of law is inadequate with the idea of nation
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>>68519701
bit shit like
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>>68519694
>if we maintain our national sovereignty and create immigration restrictions, the Muslims who already hate us and take advantage of our generosity will hate us even more
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muslims who leave the country to join ISIS are no different than white lads who get bullied and shoot up schools
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>just woke up
>laying half on my stomach half on my side
>dont even live in the bush
>something casually crawls along my ack
>is it just the sheet brushing up against me?
>lay there for a few more seconds to figure out if its just a sheet or a critter
>it speeds up
>yeah its a critter of some sort
>reach around with my left hand and grab it off my back and throw it to the other side of the room
All g
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>>68519749
Countries that we have destroyed and manipulated? You have to be joking
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>>68519641
Wow. All these American comedy shows got it dead wrong when it comes to British women, they're stunning.
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>>68519549
If stir my haggis gets her way, they will be adopting the Euro soon anyway
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>>68519694
Their own countries? maybe it'd do Syria for example a world of good if they just fucking stayed their and fought for their country or became part of the workforce.
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>>68519700
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reminder that brexit happened and trump won
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>>68519825
and the scots lost lmao
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>>68519788
cold sweat just reading this Tbh
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>>68519793
When did we destroy Pakistan and Malaysia exactly?
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>>68519701
>I never took the train to Essex
top lad
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>>68519802
*walks towards you*
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>>68519788
What was it?
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>>68519641
wasnt aware that doctor who actress had a much younger sister
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>>68519756
good lad
do you watch Big Clive and AvE?

think they're a step up from dave
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Why do so many plebs, including obviously people in this thread, hilariously misunderstand the term "legal tender"? "Legal tender" refers specifically to whether a currency can be used to settle a debt. If I owe you £200 for fixing my car and offer you legal tender, you cannot then claim I didn't try to settle my debt. In terms of a shop or anything where no implied contract exists, NOBODY is forced to accept anything. I could be a shopkeeper in England and refuse fucking English notes if I wanted to.
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>>68519802
T U M M Y
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>>68519802
the tall one is fit
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>>68519802

>literally Emley Moor mast
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>>68519834
>and trump won
>scots lost
literally our guy
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>>68519643
Better idea: ban Islam
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>>68519802
Do you think Faye does cocaine?
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>>68519701
ESSEX FUCKING MENTIONED


>>68519846
he's saying "like I never took the train" meaning that he did, in fact, take the train to essex
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>>68519860
you learn a lot on /brit/
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>>68519802

>those proportions
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>>68519861
>Big Clive
possibly the comfiest youtuber EVER
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>>68519795
well there are a lot of low class uggos
girls that go to rustler group unis are generally pretty fit

walking around campus in the summer is great
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howling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws74HTywcwg
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Fatcam here

Ask me anything
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>>68519901
hate this cunt
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Are there any actual lads in here?

You all seem like massive bellends.
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>>68519884
alri are you an english lit teacher or something lol
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>>68519876
If you do that, moderate muslims will turn to Isis. You people are totally, ignorant hateful bigots
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>>68519879
MDMA definitely, probably had dabbled around in other drugs

Standard uni behaviour really
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>>68519694
As long as they don't come here, who cares
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>>68519888
crease

its because she's wearing 10inch heels tbf
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>>68519802
NEED those legs wrapped around my head
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>>68519928
no I'm a bellend tbf
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>>68519888
it's because of the high waist trousers
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>>68519859
I didnt even look at it, felt like a fat daddy long legs though, if it felt like a huntsman i wouldve lost my cool but it didnt feel dangerous
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>>68519861
Yes

Clive > Dave > AvE
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>>68519888
squealing
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>>68519901
Can't stand Michael McIntyre
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https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik

what's wrong with this guy exactly?
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oh my god I found rosey's "paypig" page lol
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>>68519967
might need to see a doctor mate
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>>68519795

They are Northerners, southern women are genuinely uglier than the stereotype
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>>68519923
why are you so fat?
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>>68519928
i'll have you know I have over 500 lad points m80
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Sir spyro tonight
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>>68519975
weeeeeew lad
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essex mentioned
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>>68519975
maybe she can afford a nose job now
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>>68519975
how did you find it?
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>>68519972
CREASE

how did you find it lad
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>>68519932
The look in her eyes tells me she can't fathom fucking withoug being high.
Am I imagining things?
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>>68519972
He's a black man in a family of niggers.
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>findom
what a shit fetish
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>>68519975
oh god there is a video of her talking
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>>68519694
>moderate muslims
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>>68520018
the so-called "Media" has been all over it mate
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>>68520015
completely randomly
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when a lad here uses the phrase "the so-called gf", is he implying that his gf is a tranny?
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>>68519975
>the best measure of how weak i make u is how much u pay. fuck ur bills. i want shoes. kik PrincessChelseaX97 #findom

kek wtf

Who falls for this shit
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TEARS IN MY EYES https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/807725180571320320
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>>68519972
he's old and bored so like many other old bored people in this day and age, they resort to shitposting on twitter.

William Shatner does it too.
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>>68520029
yeah i think you're reading between the lines (haha get it) a bit too much
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>>68519931
>be nice to us or we'll behead you then explode
Ah yes, """moderate""" muslims
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This burger is hench senpai
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>>68520050
she sounds like a posh cunt 2bh
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does faye have an instagram or someting
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>>68520081
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>>68519975
screeching at the thought of being so low that you'd give rosy money
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>>68520061
meant to reply to >>68519975 desu don't care about your post I'm afraid son
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what the fuck is findom

is that like finnish domination?
is this why rosy is so ugly?
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https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/807551420262215680

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................
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>>68520081
What is this
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>>68519701
>drake remixes one of his choons
>he remixes one of his choons back
cutie bromance :3
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>>68519975
>pathetic little piggies

ah yes the so-called ""sex worker""
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Can you just follow anyone on Snapchat? Do they have to accept you?

I've just got it and I want to follow some sexy girls.
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https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/807592350499401728
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>>68519975
might do this thing and complain about the wagegap
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>>68519801
they won't return if assad's still in power
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It's racist that only 2% of the UK is urbanised.

IMO to prove how NOT racist we are, we should build up all of England to the density of the Kowloon Walled City. That would mean England could accommodate 163,623,850,000 people.
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>>68519975
>social media
Embarrassing
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>>68520139
remember rosy being more attractive than this desu, she looks like a frog here
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so she just insults people and they give her money?:/
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>>68519957
>>68519894

I just want him to read a bed time story when I get tucked up bed, and then when he finishes he gives me a kiss on the head :3
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>>68520139
got a grim voice to go with that butters mug
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>>68520191
apparently

Her voice is actually really annoying
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>>68520191
>/brit/ gets her to berate us for free
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I'd like to turn the attention back to Faye 2bh

>>68520222
lol
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>>68520155
You know when her time is up when she thinks she has some power over you beyond the agreement
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genuinely concerned that my dutch e-friend might have killed himself on a cocaine and alcohol binge friday night

haven't seen him online since
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https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/806969086177660928

what did she mean by this?

I want to give her my money now
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https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/807974956042747904

what the fuck
>females

can't fathom the kinda man which would stoop this low, she's clearly only doing it for money
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>exploit retards for thousands of pounds
>complains about being exploited by the bourgeoisie
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>>68520159

wow truly an oppressed sex worker
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hard as diamonds
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wait

rosy isn't this girl? what's going on
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>>68520237
is he from heerenveen
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>>68519281
>tfw the missus doesn't let me do this
Considering putting her in the runt tank and making her watch while I cuck her.
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>>68520238
>cucky
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>>68520246
wait
who received that?
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>>68520206
Why do people even post this social media slag here?
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>>68520238
THOSE FUCKING EFFECTS

THAT FUCKING VOICE

THAT FACE

i'm dying here lads
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>>68520246
sad that she thinks she is the one exploiting here
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>>68520258
rosy = slagtits = chelseafindom97

it's all the same slag
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@0291
genuinly hate this runt as a whole
complete annoyance
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>yfw she's speaking softly because she doesn't want her parents to hear her

imagine their reaction if they found her social media lmao
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>>68520265
groningen
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>>68520307
so slagtits is her personal account?
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how is findom even a thing
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>>68520238
Was that toccata and fugue at the end?
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>>68520280
she did it's on her page
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>>68519211
what's wrong hun ? x
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>>68520243
is that rosy?
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>>68520321
I'd be squealing
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11854039
http://www.strawpoll.me/11854039
http://www.strawpoll.me/11854039
http://www.strawpoll.me/11854039
http://www.strawpoll.me/11854039
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>>68520321
we have her address, right...
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Work tomorrow lads
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>>68520332
yes
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>>68520328
his house probably fell into a sinkhole l0l
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>>68520353
anyone who selects sky kid I will not hesitate to wallop you
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>Billionaire's Former Protege Arrested For Bribing Doctors To Prescribe Fentanyl
>jewish

why am I not surprised
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>>68520353
cbbc but sky at the weekend when I went to my grans
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>>68520382
I did :x
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•Princess•Chelsea• @ChelseaFindom97 Dec 9
no wife/gf, no family, no dreams. only regret. funding my desires & paying 4 ur fix. kik: PrincessChelseaX97 #findom
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https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/806619341659787265

fuck she put our convo up
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would slagtits make more or less money if she did chaturbate?
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>think I'm pathetic
>Realise there are """"""men"""""" out there bankrolling some butterface to talk down to them
HAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHHAHA
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just spent £200 for a return to spain

feel so ripped off when i usually pay like £40. prices are ridiculous over the christmas period
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>>68520332
yes
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Chinese is here lads
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>>68520353
CITV m8

Up On Da Roof and the stuff on ITV2 on weekday mornings, Transformers and TMNT
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someone do one for the lads and donate with a /brit/ message
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>>68520405
less most of them will be prettier
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You're all cunts, SMTV was God tier

CBBC and Sky were for poncy cunts
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>>68520423
should have given it to rosy instead
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wow men are actually pathetic

how the fuck could you give money to that ugly trollop
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ah yes
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O'bama was a pretty lame presidnent
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>>68520398
>"""men""" like this actually exist
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>>68520238
isnt that the commie slag?
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>>68520423

i'm paying more to go to fucking latvia and lithuania
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>>68520243
Superb find
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>>68520423
Should have booked them earlier m8
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might dox rosy and send all her accounts to her parents
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Who is this princess chelsea cunt?
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>>68520427
>when they accidently give you an extra piece of prawn toast
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So these weirdos edge and then cum when they send her money?
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>>68520455
well they are further away like

why are you going there anyway

>>68520466
had to have my time off with work confirmed tho
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business idea: tell Theresa May about findom and how it's destroying this country and get her to ban it and have rosy arrested
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>rosy
>calling other people piggies

quite ironic don't you think
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>>68519648
funny how this argument ignores the fact that literally one small drawing up of a border by britain in ireland sparked decades of discontent and included a terrorist group
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>>68520482
rosy
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>>68520353
cbbc mandem checking in
cartoon network should also be an option or does that come under sky kid?
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>>68520474
spin it that she's obsessed with money and capitalism, so much so that she's whoring herself out for cash
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>>68520482
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>open kinetic sand ASMR video
>girl has fingers as fat as Richmond sausages

jog on
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Fuck me, the Turkish food was lit but so greasy.
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>>68520498

want to go somewhere cosy and cold. i loved estonia so i'm completing the baltics.
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LITTLE
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>2 weeks ago got 1.3k transferred direct into my bank account
>in 2 weeks it will happen again

this whole work thing is underrated imo

fucking great
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https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/807551420262215680

she talks like a deaf person
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just found my new fetish lads

*requests a £1000 overdraft limit*
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>>68520504
Nope
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>>68520569
>1.3k

That min wage la?
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>>68520513
>>68520530
How come when I didn't know about pooey lynx you called me a newfag yet you help him out for not knowing rosy?
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finally, people more pathetic than me
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>>68520390
Findom is seriously the most retarded thing known to man and should unironically be outlawed as a form of prostitution.
>97
are you telling me she's fucking 19
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>>68520530
What a vacuous social media cunt. Why do people post her here? She's an ugly SJW
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>>68520562
nice, going alone?

done a fair amount of solo travelling myself this year. wouldn't mind going to the baltics but now that i have a gf i don't have as much freedom :(
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>>68520530

>attempted rape victim
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>>68520569
I thought that but then I had to start paying bills and rent and it all disappeared very quickly
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>>68520581
i for one didn't realise the financial cuckoldry from you're the worst was real
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Remember when she had a nice tight body? Now she's a fat "curvy" slag
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>>68520569
you make 31k?
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>>68520664
>no tattoos either

Uni is a hell of a drug
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in a way i kind of rate rosys hustle, anyone who actually gives her money is a mug that deserves it anyway

the plan of action now is don't blow our cover and one of the billionaire twats adds on her kik and pays for her nudes and posts them here

are we all agreed?
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>>68520530
>rapist, child porn supporting fascists
not wrong tbf
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>>68520664
>Dat waist:hip ratio

My lawd
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>>68520530

>so this guy i'm kind of seeing has been to prison twice and i know how much he wants to slaughter all the /brit/ thread users
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>scamming someone for 4K
christ
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>>68520613
you found my rosy shrine
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>>68520569
>get 1,900 into my bank account every calendar month
>struggle to pay rent and bills
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Rosy hates /brit/ because she knows not one of us would shag her. She desperately craves approval, and since /brit/ is full of successful lads not one of us would give it to her. She probably masturbates to us strapping lads furiously at night
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>>68520664
that body's alri but i honestly prefer her thicc now desu

high test mandem checking in
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usually find cats annoying and untrustworthy, but my dad recently took in a kitten and it has the most irresistibly cute little face and its overly friendly I can't help but pet the little fucker even though I don't want anything to do with it (last time we got a cat I found it dead by the side of the road barely a month after we took it in)
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>>68520599
nah m8 minimum wage is 6.95/hr. i get 8.40
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>>68520661
shes knows exaaaactly what shes doing
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>>68520677
1300*12 = 15600

minus 920 for tax I think
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I wanted to inform you I am going to London next week and learn why are you so bad at memes.
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Do you think Sara and Aisha know about princess chelsea?
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>>68520596
oh
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>>68520711
reminder that our sara would NEVER be a slag like princess chelsea
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>>68520664
those hips will never bear offspring because she's so selfish she will will just abort to save money for her amazon wish list
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>>68520747
They don't know each other, or about our mutual obsession over them three
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>>68520634
>>68520718
pay barely anything in rent to my mum

only bills every month are phone bill and contact lenses

my pay goes a long way 2bh
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>>68520724
Keep it indoors and it won't die within a year.

Just give it lots of attention and social interaction otherwise it'll get bored.
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>>68519281
there is nothing sexual about this image.
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holy fuck
this is what this bitch makes in a night
i would degrade myself by pretending to be her and repost her pictures for this much
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>>68520664
Fucking hell she looked stunning. What the fuck has happened to her
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>>68520747
they all hate eachother
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>Aisha could be posting here right now
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>>68520661
this image got Ulster permanently banned
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>>68520775
uni. drinking and pizza take it's toll
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>>68520719
ye
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>>68520709
>tfw you work hard for an entire month to bring home 4000 and she gets it in an hour with some shitty pics of her fat, disgusting body and some cringy ERP
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>>68520764
They know each other through Twitter; Sara and Aisha have met up before.
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>>68520738
but you make 1.3k per 2 weeks
2600 * 12 = 31k
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>>68520773
fuck capitalism!!!
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>>68520776
no they don't

sara and aisha met up this year
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>/brit/ obsessing over some ugly tattooed social media SJW
Not good lads. Think 'll do something else for a while
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>>68520719
y-yeah
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>>68520764
They do know each other, Sara and Aisha met up irl. Aisha has posted here before

Rosy went on a huge rant about us too
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>>68520806
no that's not what that post meant

>2 weeks ago got 1.3k transferred direct into my bank account
>in 2 weeks it will happen again

it's clearly referring to each pay month being 1.3k
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why would you give your money to this ugly mug?
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Sara is wife material

Aisha is gf material

Rosie is a regretful drunken night at the back of an Oceana then feeling itchy for the next month
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>>68520764
>our mutual obsession
get fucked social media normie cunt
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>>68520834
oh I didn't read it right
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reminder only aisha is /ourgirl/
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>>68520719
while i would (with a paper bag on her head), she hates us because while other people pay her to mock them, she has to do it to us for free
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>>68520724
give it a good life la
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>>68520719
I masterbate to you lads too
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>>68520630

Yeah I mostly travel alone
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>>68520719

definitely
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>>68520854
Depends how far she's willing to degrade herself to earn it
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>>68520806
this absolute spacker
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really really want to find out her address and send her family pics of her and links to her porn accounts
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Business idea: send Rosy £1.
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>>68520771
Big sisters have to punish little ones if they don't behave.
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>>68520854

I'd let her fondle my pickle.
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*takes sip from 140 g protein smoothie*

mmm yes very nice
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>>68520575
>perfect feet
Imagine his face when he sees
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theory: rosy probably gives excellent sex
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Wew rosy has these pay pigs on quite the short leash

Imagine giving her a thousand pounds for tit pics?
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>>68520894
I'm out
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>>68520773
Let it sink in that she could easily be bringing home £150,000 a year.
Every time I see shit like this I wish I was born a woman so I could live the easiest fucking life imaginable, a life so fucking mind-numbingly easy that it isn't even fathomable to the male mind.
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how can rosy's parents not know about her 'tituting
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>>68520875
do you meet people at hostels? ever got with a foreign qt?
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>blew my nose on my cum rag
unpleasant
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new thread

>>68519211
>>68519211
>>68519211
>>68519211

new thread
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opiate withdrawal lads

haha
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>>68520894
>send it as /brit/
>she will know the chon found here secret page
>she can't private it or risk losing her pigs
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>NY Daily News
>Owner(s): Mortimer Zuckerman
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>>68520937
you could do the same thing as a man too
just repost pics and videos
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when i get a gf im going to help her run a camwhore business as a side job and we'll get rich
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>You now remember when she wasn't a fat cow
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>>68520983
holy shit

>the jackpot is now $266 million
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>>68520937
see, its shit like this that makes me hate the whole thing about how women have it harder

she is getting paid a fuckton of money for posting revealing pics of herself and has the gall to say she's oppressed.

only oppressed women are either extremely poor women or those from 3rd world countries
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>>68520971
do eet
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>>68520954

Yeah I've met plenty of people at hostels, yanks are always a good laugh. I've walked into a hostel dorm and been out drinking with yanks 20 minutes later. No qts for me though, I'm a sperg and ugly.
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Actual new thread lads

>>68521012
>>68521012
>>68521012
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the skies are cloudy
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>>68520996
those almost ripe blossoming breasts

feed me o mighty mother
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>>68521016
>thinking I have £1 to spare

FOB
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>>68520996
mmm

a body built for sex
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>>68521010
Except its not

If you take it as a lump sum they deduct 40%

You lose another 35% to income tax

And then anywhere from 0-15% in state tax

So it could be as low as $26.6m
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are janny
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>>68521018
that's a shame m8

>tfw good looking and girls always go for me

it was my favourite thing about travelling until I got tied down
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>>68520773
that's one night. it'd be difficult to just times that by 7/4/12 since the more she does it the more the novelty wears off . she's not going to get a huge audience just a small number of people. they won't be able to give every day. perhaps monthly when they're paid
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>>68521033
>leaf
>tripfag
>/pol/

based janny
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>>68521067
Don't take it as a lump sum then
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how can we expose rosy?
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these wankers talking maths and stuff while rosy posting is happening
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>>68521067
>american lotteries
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>>68521093
Send her money as /brit/ and wait
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>>68520989
Maybe I'm overly pessimistic but unless you have a huge cock and/or an attractive body that means people want to see you fucking her on stream, I get the impression she'd leave you as soon as she's making more money doing her side job than you'll ever earn doing a real job.
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American lotteries are awful

First everything gets taxed, then shortly after you get assaulted, stalked, kidnapped, hounded, killed
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Business idea: K hole
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well, if there is one upside. A lot more images added to the ol' spankbank
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>>68521092
Then it takes 20 years to get your money
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ah yes I'm a communist

GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY
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>>68521099
lmao who gives a fuck

nobody ever wins the lottery anyway
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>>68521067
[spoiler]tax avoidance[/spoiler]
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still got £10 in my lottery account from 6 months ago
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>>68521151
I did

UK one doesn't have any tax bollocks
what you see is what you get
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>>68521154
It's deducted before you get the money, so you can't tax avoid on it.
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>>68521166
>>68521166
>>68521166
new
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Rosy is fucking vile yet I crave more
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>>68521117
>unless you have a huge cock
check


>and/or an attractive body
check
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anyone here ever licked a bumhole?

gave a girl head for the first time last month and i liked it. and her bumhole is so close... i'm curious about going for it

don't want to be tasting poo though
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>>68521232
Go for it then m8, maybe you can even get your own audience on the side.
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https://twitter.com/bigkev125/status/808050907476848640
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>>68520983
It's funny how in 18 months they never learned that making a big article saying TRUMP FOR PREZ will help Trump, not hinder him. More people will see those headlines at news stands than will read them.
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>>68521239
tastes better when theres poo
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don't debate
a player straight
you know he really doesn't get it anyway
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>>68520081

is this vapourwave
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business idea: buy amplifier for headphones, then plug that output into another amplifier

Call it an amplifier for concerts and hide everything inside the case
then sell it for 10 times the price
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