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reviewblud

the non existent gf edition

What is it about the British people that they have such contempt of their own personal liberties and freedoms? Why does the Brit have the mentality of "If I've done nothing wrong, I've got nothing to hide"? Why do they love the nanny state so dearly?.

*SKRRRRRRRRTS into the thread in a four door with a 44*

shepherd's pie tastes like cigarettes and greasy salt

>>68512888
saw one of these as i was going through that exact station a few weeks ago

started howling and got a few weird looks

https://soundcloud.com/van_gaugh/jealous

Check this out lads - pretty chill

>>68512924
*spins you out your loafers*

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Preparing for Gimmick 2017

>>68512949
hmmmm

a likely tale

>>68512922
not paranoid schizophrenics like the yanks

if rorkeism is more important to you than banter then this isn't the general for you

>>>/britpol/
>>>/britfeel/

>tfw syrian
>that jamal mophead tries to call me rorke

howling in delight

>>68512946
meat pie tastes like the sweat from a dog's bollocks and disappointment

>>68512975
at least half of that post is factual

some parts may have been fabricated and or exaggerated for comedic effect

>>68512940
Matt

>>68512997
fuck off shitskins, England is for white people.

>>68512997
fuck off back where you came from

>>68512940
join the euro whilst being outside the EU

>>68512998
can't disagree

>>68512997
you can still be a stupid racist, in fact it's probably more likely

>>68513010
the 'exact station' bit was a complete fabrication wasn't it

>>68512922
because brits are fucking useless pathetic cunts who think that the government can do no wrong and get all of their news from shitty tabloids

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people who unironically watch anime are those whose frontal lobes haven't developed fully, or not at all.

as a man of culture and virtue, I am above such petty consumerism and fictional animated fetishism. people who don't agree are just walking flesh who waste their oxygen intake.

*sigh*

>>68512940
more houses converted into flats

>>68512997
most muslims are racists

>>68513035
it was stourbridge town i believe

i let out a sharp breathe of approval as i saw it

>>68512997
hahahaha, thinking you have friends on 4chan because you're racist like them, where really they hate you for merely existing in this country

>>68512992
I can remember when rorkes didn't even know about 4chan. It was blissful

>>68513041
not sure if i find this appetising or disgusting

>>68512949
>howling
are you a dog mate?

i miss it when all the boring rorkes stayed on reddit, where they originally came from

>>68513067
4chan has always been rorke, recently its become super leftist

You go on /b/ and you see people calling out others for being racist

>>68513067
It was very epic and randumb back then lol. :p

My frontal lobe operates at 10x the capacity of a normal human

>>68512997
>Inferior non-white
>'Haha, I called that guy a paki master do you l-like me now?'
>'...fuck off, paki'
Is that you Amir?

When I'm rich I reckon I'll just travel to wherever its warm all the time

>>68513090
me on the left when rorke goes on an autistic sperg out

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*makes you a sandwich*

*kisses you on the forehead*

I hope you enjoy it dear!

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today's outfit

>it's a non-chill /brit/ episode

nah, not a fan to be honest

>>68512992
This, rorkes out

/brit/ is a rasheed general

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>tfw too intelligent to be good at anything or hold any coherent views

>>68513107
>4chan has always been rorke, recently its become super leftist
you've literally never even heard of the whole 'anonymous' thing have you

just how fucking new

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>I'm not gay

>>68513149
why does /fa/ make people dress like this
you look like an idiot

>>68513127
cheese is weak

>>68513107
bullshit, anonymous have been around forever representing 4chan and are clearly very liberal.

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>>68513127
>All that buildup just to use revolting American cheese

>>68513127

>all that unnecessary fat and grease

made me feel a bit ill, not for the first time in that film.

>the drip
eyyaaahh that's nasty

>>68513184
""""""""""""""syrian"""""""""""""""

>>68513208
shes quite clearly yazidi you pleb

>>68513158
Her sex tape is underwhelming desu

>>68513196
What you've gotta remember is the yank house is on some tiny estate in the middle of fucking nowhere and it takes an hour to drive anywhere good.

>>68513196
thank god i dont live on your cramped overpriced shithole

eating a fried cheese sammie

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>>68513208

>>68513193
>>68513164
Anonymous try haRd limp dick activism was mocked on here from day 1 and I've been on this site since 2006 kids

>>68513233
this

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*makes you brekkie*

>>68512914
reviewbruv is the official title

>>68513183
I don't go on /fa/

>>68513235
to be fair i'd rather live in the UK than the world's laughing stock

>he thinks all middle-easterners are brown

Imagine being this stupid and ignorant

>>68513127
Get a breville and it'll take 2 minutes you spacker

>>68513260
me and your missus at :37

>>68513208
>it's another episode of yanks think syrian look like pakis

>>68513260
>putting everything in at once

what a moron

>>68513270
they can laugh but we still win

>>68513260
what a fucking useless pan

>>68513149
looks alri

>>68513260
the gf likes to make me breakfast but since she's a pastry chef it's usually something like pancakes or waffles and i'm not much of a fan of sweet breakfasts if i'm honest

she has a pet eel

>>68513284
Rasheed

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>>68513310
win at what?
getting shot?

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>>68513260
What a pathetic black pudding.

yeah we get it, she's a fucking pastry chef (nice way of saying she operates the tills at greggs)

shut the fuck up about it yeah

>>68513039
you're a brit as well you fedora wearing twat

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>OI, YOU THERE
>Give us your bloody lunch money, wanker!

your response?

>>68513305
the roles were turned yesterday, that's probably where that guy saved the picture from, cuz i posted it

>rasheed thinks he's white
Imagine being this stupid and brown

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look how brown he is

>>68513360
which one's the black pudding? the little triangle things?

>>68513260
>hash browns

Boak

>>68513371
fight all of them then and there

>>68513371
>no

>>68513383
nah the semicircles up by the biacon

>>68513390
Travis?

>>68513371
*peanuts you*

>>68513383
The thin amount just above the bacon on the pan.

don't like this thread :(
>>68512844
>>68512844

>>68513371
>English people trying to sound hard

Have a sensible chuckle

>>68513415
haha alri

>>68513356
everything
Imagine trying to get away from us, you just couldn't do it. We're everywhere.

Name 3 places in Yorkshire,other than Leeds, without Google

>>68513260
who would think that pan is a good idea

nigel farage was a good lad on question time :3

think louise mensch wants his cock tbqh

>>68513371
provoke one into fisticuffs
do my best to defend myself

I don't have to win the fight, I just have to show people that I'm not afraid to hit back.

>>68513411
>>68513425
what are they mode of? any good?

>>68513451
are you the yank that sperges out whenever somebody insinuates that america isnt the greatest country

>>68513459
sheffield, york and bradford

>>68513371
always wanted to go to a school where a tie was part of the uniform but all the schools i went to the uniform was just an ugly polo shirt

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>>68513208
>>68513284
>>68513305
>>68513380
>>68513240


BASHAR
A
S
H
A
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>>68513459
Doncaster Sheffield Wakefield Huddersfield Barnsley Scarborough Rotherham

>>68513487
no but they would be wrong

>>68513472
more like louise mensch is a cock lmao

>>68513459
york

>>68513487
that's all yanks

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ah yes, the so-called "Brexit"

*sips earl grey*

>>68513459
York, Sheffield, hull maybe

lost my tweezers

>>68513459
york, bradford, dunno the rest yorkshire isn't really important

Think there's good money to be made from a 24/7 hot chip shop lads
Would crush my left ball with a claw hammer to get some right now

>>68513514
ah I see thanks for clearing that up
*whispers to >>68513524 * I was just checking

>>68513371
*pulls out tec9 from backpack*

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why do you hate her, rorkes?

why?

>>68513519
rorke

plymouth is actually an alright place

>>68513543
Bradford is indeed important as the centre of the new caliphate

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>>68513527
>tfw was in Florida for the 2007 rates
>mfw seeing the outlet shops for the first time

stop posting chicken nigger

>>68513561
tfw no syrian adopted daughter fu

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>>68513562

>>68513587
chicken nigger

america is nowhere near the greatest country in the world
china has more sheer power these days
plenty of other countries have a much higher quality of life
now i know what britain must have seemed like in the 50s and 60s, still utterly convinced we were stronk and big

have a friend who's Iraqi but pale as a ghost
just looks North Italian in all honesty

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>plymouth is actually an alright place

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>>68513527

>>68513249
why bother arguing this? I know you're lying

I've genuinely been posting on and off for about a decade here, and I know the general userbase back then. Only in the last few years has "rorkeism" been common and ever-cultivating dislike for other races and religions.

>>68512799

I don't get it, can someone explain this joke

>>68513554
you have to take all of their money, too

make an example out of them so the next one thinks twice

>>68513614
America is by far the most powerful country on the planet you utter moron

>>68513475
It's a type of sausage, one of the best parts of a fryup imo.

>>68513561
that's what she gets for being a paki

>>68513547
Do you not have 24 hour chip shops? Didn't realise Australia was this 3rd world

>>68513622
yeah, most middle easterns look fairly white
just depends how much sun they get for the most part

>>68513561
I suppose you could say we have an explosive history

>>68513459
Huddersfield

>>68513650

this desu. good black pudding is 'peng' as 'they' say.

Oh no I get 20c less than before. Damn you Brexit!! I'm drowing in poverty!!!

>>68513664
>yeah, most middle easterns look fairly white
no they don't
he looks white because he's Christian, probably descended from Europeans

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why do you hate her, rorkes?

why don't you want to protect her?

Over 300 million yanks, bit cringey seeing some poorfag on /brit/ think he's done his part in anything they accomplished.

watching the accountant

>>68513614
Yes but the difference is we actually are stronk and big

>>68513630
Not even seagulls want to eat rank Dutch food would be my guess

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just copped

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>America is by far the most powerful country on the planet you utter moron

>>68513644
ummm no
its not, it isn't able to use industries for national gainz, china can

>>68513700
alri mouth breather

>>68513701
read my post properly you dumb aussie cunt

>>68513701
Christianity is an Abrahamic religion you twat, just because he's a Christian doesn't mean he's descended from Europeans. There's tons of Christians in the ME.

>>68513626
Racism and nigger jokes were a mainstay of old 4chan you moron. Spamming the word nigger on habbo hotel and all that shit was all the rage in like 2007.

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Toot

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doing a think about what the final solution to the white question should be

>>68513701
most stupid post I've read this year

>>68513547
Maybe over there. The majority of England have three options for a takeaway
>one of the chippys
>One of the paki owned kebabs
>Chinese

live vicariously through Youtube vloggers

>>68513721
that shit is really good tbf

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>>68513757

Business idea: make an entire country of men, no women allowed.

>>68513716
aren't you getting routinely dicked by china? literally RUSSIA is more powerful than you

>>68513741
it was ironic back then, before the rorkes showed up and thought they found good company

>>68513700
>leaver doesn't understand economics

Wow what a shock

Curry spices for tonight:
>Cumin
>Hot paprika
>Coriander
>Hot chilli powder
>Black pepper

2 cloves of garlic, large onion, diced mince and a tin of chopped tomatoes

Anything else?

>>68513459
Ruston Parva
Tockwith
Wetwang

Please explain to me why this 'man' should not be gassed to death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV8nSMyz7ck

We'll go back to the Victorian times thanks to Brexit

>>68513766
what about chicken shops

ffs lads why can't my life be this cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfsnTPoBgSs

>>68513786
sriracha

>>68513786
rasheed

>>68513727
Meanwhile it has military power no other country can compare to and controls the world's reserve currency. Don't even bother arguing when you clearly know nothing

>>68512974
you've crashed yer car m8

>>68513774
call it the isle of man haha x

>>68513811
I don't live near blacks desu

russian presidents planted by the US: 0 or perhaps one
US presidents planted by Russia: 1

emperor nigel restore the british empire
kebabs removed from jerusalem
britain destroy european union
:DDD :DD :D :DDD

>>68513614
>>68513776
Are you literally retarded

America spends about $750 billion a year on its military, the next highest is Saudi with about $90 billion

America is literally the greatest country in the world in every single aspect

remember seeing a few videos of a typical white-as-fuck american youtube fedora girl a few yrs back and turned out she was the daughter of Iraqi parents

thought she was kidding but apparently not

>>68513786

curry leaves

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>>68513724

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>boot up PS4
>have absolutely no desire to play video games any more

>>68513776

Russia mentioned.

We will be better overlords than the chinese (even though they are a great bunch of lads)

>>68513786
ginger

>>68513806
can't imagine being a big enough runt to have a lisp

would genuinely off mythelf

>>68513361
don't have greggs in australia

Daily reminder if we hadn't voted for brexit, the EU could have been the world super power greater than the USA or China.

Joe Rogan's podcast is actually enjoyable to listen to tbf

>>68513786
>curry instead of steak pie on a sunday
RAJESH

>>68513783
So everyone doing it back then was being ironic? Jesus you must be psychic! Fuck off child I actually remember those days

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>russian presidents planted by the US: 0 or perhaps one
>US presidents planted by Russia: 1

>>68513786

ginger

>>68513817
>military power
this means nothing, who fights full-scale wars these days?
and the reserve currency of the world is Special Drawing Rights you silly pleb

>>68513845
bit like me anon
>bought a ps4
>don't play it
>buy games
>don't play them

justfmsfamalam

>>68513845
Currently postponing my suicide for the release of Last of Us Part II and Crash Bandicoot: Remastered.

>>68513786
>>68513863
fuck OFF murderer

>>68513841
There's a white American girl youtuber who makes enough money to live off by agreeing with alt right views and getting donation from all the beta males who see her as a Goddess.

>>68513783
>it was ironic back then, before the rorkes showed up and thought they found good company
What is this complete shit you're trying to push

Just fuck off

>>68513845
Join the /brit/ ps4 group

>>68513845
same
bought one when they first came out and haven't turned it on for like 2 years lmao

>>68513903
sh0e? one of her little beta bumboys posts here

>>68513837
>m-m-muh military
as mentioned, military power means fuck all

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shat myself yesterday because i was so drunk and only saw it this morning
literally smelt of shit

>>68513727
China is building on an economic bubble that they know will collapse eventually.

They've even had to build entire ghost cities to keep their industries from collapsing when demand drops.

>>68513776
Nah not really and no definitely not.
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=united-states-of-america&country2=russia&Submit=COMPARE

>>68513849
>>68513883
Good shout

>>68513863
Don't live with my mum anymore otherwise it'd be a roast without question but cba with the prep

>>68513739
he looks European

>>68513786
powdered rorke

>>68513845
Stardew Valley is out in like a week. Ultimate comfy game.

>>68513861

Discovered it recently too.

Listened to the Lois Theroux today. Kevin Smith yesterday. That fella who wrote The Men who Stare at Goats too. Good times.

>>68513895
Wipeout Remastered is gonna be dope af

ah yes, a thread where we post about rorkes
refreshing and full of banter
keep it up lads, solid thread!

>>68513941
disgrace
don't understand how you can even get to a state where that occurs desu

>>68513908
how does one join this exclusive group?

>>68513925
Yes exactly. It was hilarious seeing her fans go either sucidal or full cuckold when she started flaunting her boyfriend in videos.

>>68513943
>globalfirepower
lad get it through your head, military power means fuck all
you lads got beaten by farmers in a jungle, and you're still less powerful than china

>>68513882
doesn't matter

In 1973, Sutton published a popularized, condensed version of the sections of the forthcoming third volume relevant to military technology called National Suicide: Military Aid to the Soviet Union after which he was forced out of the Hoover Institution.[1] His conclusion from his research on the issue was that the conflicts of the Cold War were "not fought to restrain communism", since the United States, through financing the Soviet Union "directly or indirectly armed both sides in at least Korea and Vietnam"; rather, these wars were organised in order "to generate multibillion-dollar armaments contracts”

>>68513837
>spend $750 billion a year on military
>defeated by a bunch of super poor local pashtu goat herders with outdated AK's

screaming

>>68513961
this desu
I got a little bit lost when I was playing it on PC though, I didn't know how to play it properly, stopped playing for a while because of it, now I've got fucktillions

>>68513907
>>68513881
funnily enough the ones who weren't doing it ironically still post here a decade later :^)

>me: alri
>16 year old /pol/ poster: o shit waddup are you triggered yet? did you just assume harambes gender?

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>>68513992
On PS Communities

>there's been a balk thread up for 13 hours
absolutely screaming at the state of other generals

>go home for first time in ages
>doggo gets really excited and won't leave my side
>can sense when I'm packing my stuff up to leave and gets sad

;-;

>when yanks still try to claim they live in the greatest country in the world
laughing my arse off, you're literally not even close by any metric which actually affects your life

>>68513941
I've only ever shat myself once and that was when I was weaning myself off of a codeine addiction.

COULD NOT keep my bumhole clenched for the life of me it was unbearable

>>68514029
>2 members
wew

>>68514029
looks fucking gay and shit

>2 members

couldn't pay me to join

>>68514078
Make it three :3

Had sex last night lads, penis in vagina and everything

>>68514042
Animals don't have emotions

>>68514029
You can post on communities on phone?

>>68514029
joined it

only two other people and I'm already friends with both of them

pathetic

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Ah yes, the Graun

>daily articles on how Assad, Putin, and Hizbullah are literally Hitler for acting in their self-interests
>then posts a dubious tear-jerker photo about how Syrians are still having kids during a six-year civil war
>then goes on to say how the West should accept more of 'em refugees coming across the Mediterranean from Libya because they're all syrians

doin' a 'ard think

>>68513854
Russian Superpower:
>bolstered by russian nationalism and vast reserves of natural resources cemented by a humongous landmass

Chinese superpower:
>bolstered by ultra-strict dictator state overlords
>again vast reserves of natural resources built upon a gigantic co-ordinated landmass
>literally billions of chinese humans bound by the common fact that they are chinese

US superpower:
>again bolstered by vulgar displays of nationalism where children are forced to pray to a flag each day
>again built on a giant, networked, single coordinated landmass
>had a severe headstart due to being the first to capitalise on oil's inherent powers
>intelligently made themselves the world police, even if it meant shafting their populace

EU """"superpower"""
>dozens of isolated states with zero shared identity
>failing birth rates propped up by a constant influx of sub-70 IQ north african immigrants and middle easterns
>everyone hates everyone

ah yes

haha alri lads

>>68514106
t. Petless freak

>>68513943
>that they know will collapse eventually
and when it does it will drag your little babby nation down with it because you completely depend on china, whereas china doesn't completely depend on you

>>68513861
love them as long as he isn't talking to one of his meathead MMA friends

>>68514104
mad ting

>>68514114
WHAT'S ALEPPO

>>68514111
Sony made a separate app for it

Retarded

>>68514067
>cheap food
>cheap petrol
>high HDI
>large houses
>low taxes
just give me a visa already

>>68514104
Ey yo start the bifta im gonna rape your little sister
-little T R.I.P

>>68514112
>I'm already friends with both of them
pathetic indeed

getting my payslips in and i'm paying national insurance contributions but not paying any tax

i'm not self employed so what's going on? should i raise this issue with my employers or the hmrc?

or is it because i won't make enough money until april to actually pay any tax since i only started my job in october?

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can we talk about something else now lads

>>68514123
Haha lol yh m8 u haha wubu2 lol

>>68514123
remember that when the war in iraq got declared my mum thought there'd be chemical warfare so she bought loads of tarpaulin and filled the bath with water and bought loads of massive bags of peanuts haha

>>68514156
you forgot the main one
>filled with yanks

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>>68514123

alri tony what you up to these days

>>68514150
Top kek, they just love to be difficult.

The Americans' 'open-mindedness', which is sometimes cited in their favor, is the other side of their interior formlessness. The same goes for their 'individualism'. Individualism and personality are not the same: the one belongs to the formless world of quantity, the other to the world of quality and hierarchy.

The Americans are the living refutation of the Cartesian axiom, "I think, therefore I am": Americans do not think, yet they are. The American 'mind', puerile and primitive, lacks characteristic form and is therefore open to every kind of standardization.

>>68514195
Edgy

>>68514156
>cheap food
you havent seen the chicken connoisseur then, mans knows his deals

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>>68514123
APOLOGIZE

http://www.nature.com/nm/journal/v22/n12/full/nm.4222.html

Mice achieve protection against heart disease and a longer lifespan when they eat spermidine, a compound found in aged cheeses, beans, and, well…


>Spermidine is a polyamine compound found in ribosomes and living tissues, and having various metabolic functions within organisms. It was originally isolated from semen
alright lads, make sure to eat your jizz for the cardioprotective effects. also print out that study and show it to people who are sucking your dick.

>>68514160
delete this immediately

can someone explain to me what grime is? i'm an inquirer of the arts coming from the british isles.

is this grime:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp09Sdrw2W4

>>68514179
had this too

tax free allowance is done monthly so you've got from april-october's allowance still + the increment per month

so you won't pay any tax until you've gone past that

>>68513995
We could have flattened the entire jungle and China has a huge population but no equipment

>>68514140
nah
then it will just no longer be cheaper to have them make all of our plastic shit and cellphones so we'll do it ourselves or start paying the Mexicans to do it (already starting to happen)

>>68514180
I tried their pigs-in-blankets flavour that they're doing for christmas
just tastes like smoky bacon desu

>>68514180
Paprika is a GOAT tier crisp flavour
Wish we could get more of them over here

>>68514239
they just taste mildly savoury, not of actual paprika tbqh.

>>68514067
kek why are you so butthurt? did a yank fuck your mum and not call or something

America seems pretty great desu

Just can't stand the people/""culture"", it seems incredibly fake

>>68514179
i had part time jobs when i was younger where he didn't earn enough to get taxed

i still got taxed and got it back in a rebate

Anyone who describes women as 'sluts' or 'whores' for their sex lives are bad yins, especially men

>>68514233
both (Me)

please accept it mate, you're no longer the most powerful country on earth, and you haven't been the most prosperous or happy for a long time

>>68514227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uSa5tbEwYk

Would rather nuke New York than Damascus.

(not joking btw, any rational person would agree)

>>68514235
Same lad, can't resist a new flavour.

>brits vote for right wing parties which means they soon won't have the one thing that made their life substantially better than the yanks (welfare)

howling

>>68514309
bit rude this

>>68514227
no that's just a funny video

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grime_music

>>68514271
>kek
>butthurt
please go back to /r/whereyoucamefrom

>>68514295
objectively incorrect

You might have washed up but we haven't

>>68514309
why would you nuke damascus

>>68514232
government website just says tax free allowance is 11k per year

which I assume is the tax year and since I only started the job in october I won't hit past £11k by april.

does this mean i literally won't pay any tax this tax year? and then it will start fresh in april?

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Can we talk about something else now lads

Like how Fake taxi and rimming are the best parts of porn?

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>please go back to /r/whereyoucamefrom

Decided to settle for baked beans on toast lads
would've preferred some battered fish and chips though

>>68514372
Female Fake Taxi is alright

>>68514339
unironically have reddit open in another tab :^)

but really youve made a few posts now, whats the matter lad? didnt get your green card? yank called you names in another thread?

>>68514345
nawh it's sad watching it happen to you as well, the decline of the american empire :( its sad cos i reckon you were generally a force for good in the world for a while, now you're just gonna lash out as you slide into irrelevance with silly things like trump

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drinking beer

>>68514227
instrumental is a well known grime beat back in the day, the delivery of lyrics isn't typical grime, it's just a banter song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVgdrGxSQN0
grime is in it's purest form on a radio set
>>68514304
song in itself isn't actually grime, just by a grime artist
still a top choon though

>>68514358
depends how much you make

you've got like £4k tax free currently saved up, and that will increment by £916 each month

you only start paying tax when you go over that, so you could start paying tax but then you'll get a rebate after april if you don't go over the £11k

I''m writing to my Congressman.

What's the best county lads?

East Sussex for me

>>68514372
need confirmation if this is actually filmed in canterbury
they do mention something about the barracks in one episode i think

>>68514372
you literally managed to find the ugliest bird ever to go on fake taxi

>>68514434
say hi from me x

>>68514418
lol

whatever you say buddy but you're still wrong

>>68514290
what happens with rebates

if i got one this year does that mean they fixed it for all subsequent years or will the same thing happen in september where I need to be paid back?

>>68514218

that was YANKS not us

>>68514435
sussex and kent are the only correct answers

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>With Bugzy Malone and his beef with artist Chip, Manchester has been propelled in to the mainstream of grime.[citation needed]

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>>68513703
disgusting little paki

>>68514456
the decline of the american empire, poor you :(

>>68514435
Oxfordshire

>>68514435

Worcestershire is the most quintessentially English

RINSE FM MENTIONED

lock down your aeiel

>>68514420
these girls look weird as fuck, some sot of disease vibe.

>>68514472
when the taxi year ends (april 1st) they'll calculate whether you paid too much or not enough tax in the last year
if you haven't gone over the threshold you'll get everything you paid back

America won't exist in 20 years and that's a good thing

>>68514435
Devon is the most powerful county in the UK

>>68514435
north yorkshire

PAINT THE MAN
CUT THE LINES
CUT THE FLESH
WATCH THE BLOOD SPILL

>>68514436

They film it in Sutton

>>68514511
I've been there for the past few days

never saw a single non-white

though my family's neighbours are jewish

>>68514157
Lo ironico es que podria ser tu hermana que folle yo hasta donde sabes

>>68514476

Sussex isn't a county and Kent is full of ex Londoner white trash

>>68514372
Rimming
Absolute dirty sod

>>68514435
It's unironically Surrey.

>>68514518
>not NTS

lmao

>>68514483
shifty put manny on the map well before bugzy then he nearly died in a car crash and is know a half vegetable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPaNC3qNxmo

>>68514347
i wouldnt

>>68514561
>>68514561
>>68514561

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>the decline of the american empire, poor you :(
>America won't exist in 20 years and that's a good thing

>>68514432
ahhh i feel you senpai

cheers. was slightly worried that I might be accidentally doing tax fraud or something. makes complete sense now