/brit/

>work tomorrow

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>tfw proved 8πGρ+Λ = 3((da/dτ)^2+k)/a

>>68508149
>>68508166
>tomorrow

Nigga i'm always working. Can't break fucking momentum.

fuck people who aren't white

Anyone got a good excuse as to why I 'couldn't make' the works meal last night
I've fucked it

SHORTY GIVE ME UCK TILL I PASS OUT
(free robert shmurda)

>>68508181
>he didn't carry the zero

fucking dunce

>>68508166
Why does the weekend feel like a Majora's Mask play through..

fuck food that isn't gluten free

>>68508204
tummy troubles. no one will question you further less they want to hear about diarrhea

I can do a pretty good British accent, check it out
>I soiled me pants!

>>68508149
cheeky sadiqy does it again

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>tfw too intelligent to work

>>68508204
'I was pissing out me arse all night long'

>>68508215
mum and brother have coeliac. thank fuck i ended up with the easily managable diabetes

>>68508204
sister got in a car accident so I went to make sure she was alright

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GET KHAN'D

>>68508211
no zero to carry, it's a perfect equation

>>68508262
>tfw too intelligent to work
thats the problem with spain, we are not lazy

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>pootown

going shops lads

new phone only has 16GB of storage
did not know this at the time of purchase

>>68508338
golden gaytime, cheers

might do a wank in the living room (my mum is there)

>>68508149
kek is this real

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>>68508368
I dare you lad

having some chuhai

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Sincerely in love with her

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new phone doesn't have snake on it
did not know this at the time of purchase

>>68508368
shove a vibrator up your bum that will vibrate for every (You)

>>68508396
wrongun

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>>68508311
tip of the iceberg mate

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>tfw too intelligent to fight standing up

>>68508368
when i was about 13 i was sat next to my mum and she was watching one of those shitty australian soaps (home and away i think) and was so engrossed in the programme that she was leaning forward on the sofa and so i managed to have a full wank without her noticing, couldn't ejaculate yet at the time too so didn't have to clean up any cum

lads my pintle is buggered, got ED or something

gf would have sex all the time if I could.

W2C cialis?

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>>68508181
that's a RIGHT triangle ye idiot

eating some Greek yogurt

>>68508422
>Andrew's Knob
Top Kek mate

>>68508422
>Slag Lane
>Cock Alley

hmm

>>68508422
lel I cycle down menlove all the time

>>68508454
well done

>>68508460
is that the british bird from collegehumor?

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>Wales
>called Cymru in welsh
>pronounced Cum-REEEEEEE

>>68508460
just dying to oppress her

>>68508546
yeah

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Getting in the shower now lads

Have arranged some music to accompany me during the process

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>Kernow

love britain but am really glad i don't live there

all me

just did a very big cum

have eaten acsara lee french cream cheesecake every day for the last 2 weeks

found my inner mantra

*eats all the pies*

>>68508645
>>68508647
>>68508649
>>68508691
>>68508711
brilliant

this is what i come to /brit/ for

for any other fans of sad cringe check this out
>>>/r9k/33309943

>>68508620
Jamal

>>68508645
glad I don't live in australia 2bqh

do NOT know enough about european history from 1750 to 1850

know pretty much everything there is to know about 1900 onwards, and know most things from 1860 onwards, but not much before it

FUCKS SAKE there is way too much to read about and in order to fully understand one event, you have to know about a previous event that influenced or caused it

where do i even start

Doing a panic lads.

Have a mole near my nipple that has always been there.

Over the past few months it's started to grow slightly and get sore.

Just showed my dad and he said I need to get it checked asap.

Don't want to have cancer desu lads, doing a bit of a panic.

lost it again

very bad chi in this thread

>>68508764
have had testicular cancer for years and nowts happen lad
dont worry

>>68508764
hope you get it xxx

>>68508751
just learn about the 30 years war and then go forward from that

>>68508418
Just head's up mate I'm gonna find you and deck you

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>>68508460
imagine recording yourself singing like this

just imagine doing that

>>68508797
thanks lad i will do that

>>68508764
noticed a mole that's changed into an oval like shape. dno if it's cause im so fat or its cancer but i'm hoping cancer

http://www.strawpoll.me/11851033
http://www.strawpoll.me/11851033

http://www.strawpoll.me/11851033
http://www.strawpoll.me/11851033

was going to add "pakis" but accidentally pressed enter and it made the poll so i guess you'll have to do without a meme option

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>>68508627
i;ve been to crackington, bone, shag rock and st michaels mount desu

t. devon

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>his county doesn't have shire in it

>>68508764
maybe its just dirt lad

Might treat myself to a cheeky Sunday afternoon etiz.

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>too smart for MDE

off to my grade 8 kazoo exam bye

do you think there are any girls in /brit/ (MTF do NOT count)

>work tomorrow
>got 2 (two) open complaints which need to be picked up

can't be doing with work for the rest of my life

>>68508941
i know 2 girls at work that go on /soc/ and one of them said they came on /brit/ every now and then

>>68508941
Does the spanish twink from earlier count

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eoJl9DUmQP

morning cig music

>>68508941
my girlfriend posts in /brit/ sometimes when she's not at her job as a pastry chef.

she has a pet eel.

>>68508941
maybe there are even spanish girls ;)

ah yes, going on the internet to tell lies

very impressive

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>>68508645
Yeah it's such a pain living here, having to put up with no man-eating spiders and 6'8" chad professional bodybuilder kangaroos stalking every street. How do we ever cope?

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rate the new monitor

>>68509020
i don't rate it

>>68509003
post chebs

>>68509020
tad bent

>>68509020
are you a rapper?

>>68509020
i want my country black

>>68509020
don't rate curved tvs or pakis

>>68509031
>>68509047
>>68509057
>>68509058
ahh yes, the so-called 'new'

>>68509020
Rasheed

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>>68509037
this is me UwU

>>68509020

noice ngl

>>68509018
all my british expat friends agree that britain is a dreary shithole and they'll never move back desu

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doxed

>>68508852
There's a place in Sydney called The Shire. It's famously trashy

>>68509099

ENHANCE

>>68509020
fuck off back to pakistan

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From 1 to 10, how perfect is rei, /brit/?

>>68509095
perhaps that's why they're expats

men who love their country tend not to leave

>>68509133
anime nonces OUT

>>68509020
alri jamie

Just got "dismissed" after only working for a month. What a fucking joke.

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>>68509149
That's mean :(

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKq7NL6gC2_/?taken-by=atomhumberoficia1&hl=en

is this the new british culture

>>68509172
What reasons did they give?

imagine unironically owning an xbox one

i have a ps4 but literally only so i could play bloodborne and uncharted

>>68509020
alri JME

>>68509095
theyre not wrong

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>UKIP

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>Just got "dismissed" after only working for a month. What a fucking joke.

>>68508764
dig it out with a knife la, you'll be fine.

>>68509236
They technically didn't.

>>68509236
russia invaded afghanistan in 2002? that's news to me

>>68509236
Arron (((Banks)))

>>68509236
Why have all the right wing people suddenly gone so pro Russian?

The Russians always find a way of using their useful idiots.

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>>68508970
>talking with girls at work about the 'chon

>>68509236
that was back when russia was nasty soviet union

russia good boy now

*hits a lyrical blow to your jaw*

>>68509099
Jamie Adenuga

>>68509281
thats a really big guy

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>>68509281
>A
>FUCKING
>PIGFUCKER

watch each and every one of tim's videos from start to finish

>>68509300
sound a bit jealous there lad

>>68509192
They didn't give one. The boss said "I'm sorry it's out of my control, the powers that be" etc.

Oddly enough, a couple of days before he gave me my notice a new lad started working who just so happens to be the bosses mate outside of work. Doesn't bother me too much seeing as the place was shit, but it's still a pain in the arse.

>>68509300
you're a broken fucking record mate

I dare you, give me ONE reason to live (jannie deleted the thread before I could see any responses)

>>68509300
I watched one episode, he seemed very harsh and mean

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>>68509326
Protestants are crazy

>>68509300
Mate reviewbrah is a boring dreary autistic cunt

This lad has charisma, banter and is entertaining to watch. You'd see it if you took off the rorke goggles for one minute

>>68509280

Farage, Cameron, banks are all puppets for the russians

>>68509359
hmm, they usually look huge in a bra

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>>68509354
Dank memes harambo I am literally cryinh

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so I hear loads of italians are moving to britain recently

>>68509407
>What's to be jealous of? I'm not a narcissist, so I don't get the appeal of putting myself on camera. He just speaks like a nigger and apparently that's all the rage these days.

Ahh yes, totally not jealous

>>68509300
Mans is funny tbhwy

penis inspection day at school tomorrow lads

bricking it

>>68509440

unbelievably qt

f.lux has kicked in

do they make lazy town for paedophile audiences??

>this one rorke repeatedly making posts about a black kid reviewing fast food

calm down you cunt

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>the relatives are round
>I need a drink

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>>68509493
h-here it goes

>>68509431
What cup size do you think she is? I think D, for Dennings

>>68509280
Because the media keeps telling them Putin is on their side.

>>68509495
why are you so assblasted? He's getting money legitimately and you're still mad

bit chilly all of a sudden? fucking hell i've got my towelled robe on

>>68509500
rasheed

>>68509463
And they didn't have the idea to review chicken shops with a decent production value like him

absolute state of you rorke, listen to yourself

anyone know where i can find some peng munch

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>>68509481
really is hope she moves here too

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ah yes another 365-day period of fucking nothing approaches

in between yer mam's legs hahaha

>>68509531
21 minutes to go here

>>68509280
Putin has done a very good job of improving Russia's global image.

Aside from those who still remember the mass corruption, murders and resources war the nation is built on of course.

just feel the need to let you lads know that the chicken connoisseur is actually 23 years of age

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>>68509567
t.

>>68509590
business idea: /brit/ meetup at edens cottage in Finsbury park

need to try one of those wings

i like the spainard(s)

>>68509531
>7 is when I wake up
waaaaaagie

>>68509631
We're dos I think

>>68509613
very good at liquidating people too
that polonium-210 trick they pulled with Litvinenko? Brilliant

not even going to reply to him again, if you don't rate the chicken connoisseur just because he's a successful black man then give your head a spin

>>68509616
gullible mong

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>>68509631
I like you too <3

>>68509613
Who do these mongs who love him think he's helping them fight? Some nameless faceless global elite out to get them?

patrician tier:
reviewbrah

irony tier:
joeys world tour

pleb tier:
the pengest munch

>Why yes, I do get triggered by someone who reviews chicken on YouTube that happens to be black

one way ticket to beachy head

http://attitude.co.uk/10-of-all-adoptions-in-england-are-now-by-same-sex-parents/

bit gay

>i don't rate the chicken connoisseur
'rke

can't get the smell of marijuana off me

it's disgusting

>>68509665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah0drjn-SnU

tru dat

don't like spaniard(s) or dagos as I call them

yall niggas is mad that yall crackas is boring
Im schleep doe...

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>>68509687
that makes one of us lmoa

>>68509631
i used to like spaniards but the old gf was spanish and I think they're a bunch of greasy hairy cunts now

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>>68509766
I like brits

aight so chips
they were fat chips
which I was gassed about at first
thinking boom they're gonna be soft

that wasn't the case :/

could murder some hot chips right now

>>68509766
we call you guiris
>>68509789
we are
>>68509776
Straya is m y friend-o

tbf man does bring specialist knowledge about chicken to the table

i couldn't tell the difference between dixy and pfc iah

might go maccies

watching porn and not even wanking

who /aesthete/ here?

>>68509837
post review on vocaroo

>>68509832
why do you do that

>>68509800
thanks mate

>>68509821
Just out of interest, how old are you?

Never see anyone over the age of 15 get this upset about someone eating chicken.

>>68509869
please give the story about the last time you witnessed it

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>>68509020
posh twat

bet you bought that just to show off to strangers on the internet

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>We're gonna ring-rang-a-dong for a holiday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LtYaCm5njY

>>68509867
because it is how it is
Its sort of depreciative in the sense that many of the brits that come here are cunts

>>68508620
good lad

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How many languages do you speak, brit?

>>68508202
already do

got food poisoning from kfc once

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just imagine being this bloke >>68509858

he's literally weeping into his keyboard because a black schoolkid ate some chicken and talked about it on youtube

>20 people feared dead after two separate suicide attacks in the centre of Leipzig, Germany

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38280638

ahh yes, who is behind this i wonder

>>68509854
Only ever experienced this feeling when I had a painkiller addiction the side effect of which meant I couldn't orgasm.

I swear on me mum if another blackie does a food review I will get SO mad

>>68509959
>he's deleting his posts

kek
cannot fathom being this angry on a sunday afternoon

over chicken of all things

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>>68509945
only one

the language of God's Own Country

>>68509340
sue them for unfair dismissal

>>68509968
dont care in slightest, germans made their bed and are happy enough to lay in it. Lost cause

>the rorke mong deleted all his posts and is now tieing a noose
HOWLING
absolute tears for the cunt

>>68510003
all hungarians should be killed

orange red sky right now

great thing about liverpool is we get a lot of beautiful sunsets

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>>68510022

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

>>68510003
hungarian

>>68509968
Merkel importing a million muslims definitely had nothing to do with

>>68509300
reviewmelt is autistic

chickenlad is charismatic, funny, has good bants, good production quality and his niche is something inherently british (immigrant-run chicken shops) whereas reviewbrah's is Yank fast food chains

someone give me a link of black reviewbrah

>>68510022
>tfw came into the thread too late
fuck sake

business idea: find something relatively unknown but critically successful on the internet and copy it but add in some obnoxious nigger slang so it appeals to normies

>>68510096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc

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>sunrise: 8:15am
>sunset 4:05am

should i buy a ke70 as a project car

>>68509968
Will be native germans no doubt

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>>68510112

>>68510112
>critically successful
mate there's a world outside of the 'chan, some autist eating food in his great-grandfathers suit doesn't appeal to anyone outside of here

>>68509959
>schoolkid
he's unironically 23

pretty sure this is a dude i'm talking to on okcupid but i'm probably still going to fuck him/her

>>68510018
>>68510082
Fake article

>being too lazy to click a link

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>>68510047
>>68510069
i was rping a brit though if it wasn't obvious

unironically met someone called lotty today

I had to hold my tongue

>>68510151
not just here, he's well known on bodybuilding.com forums

.. for some reason..
they gave him the name reviewbrah

>>68510190
yeah but the whole flag thing sort of let you down

>>68510121
>the way he eats that chicken wing
christ almighty

if you don't rate the so-called chicken connoisseur shame on you

>>68510180
>i-i-its fake news!!!

its literally bbc you mong

>>68510190
it was good mate

didn't know foreigners knew that phrase

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>getting mad at a KID for being black

>>68510155
>The fucking state of Britain.
whilst my post was somewhat tongue in cheek why don't you stop being such a sadcase

what do you want, every takeaway to be pie & mash shops or cottage pie shops after a night out? maybe they can be run by Mr & Mrs Higgins of 42 acacia drive, and Mr Higgins always wears a nice knitted sleeveless sweater knitted by his wife

fucking grow up mate, you live in such a sad little warped world - hop off /pol/ for a while and have a think, life's too short.

>>68510112
>reviewbrah came up with the concept of reviewing food

come on, the format of the show isn't even that similar.

>>68510234
no meat left on that bone, he has perfected that technique

jesus christ he's still going, rorke is getting proper worked up this afternoon

>>68510167
no he's not you gullible twat

>>68510125
>only dark for 4 hours

where do you live lad?

>>68510200
was she hotty?

imagine actually sitting at your desk on a sunday evening in tears, hammering away at your keyboard about black people eating chicken and making videos about it to other lads on a fucking anime imageboard

state of his life

nearly every single british youtuber i've seen is brown LOL

rest in peace britain

>>68510237
jesus christ you linked to an article about bombings in istanbul no germany

what the bloody hell are you on about

>>68510237
Are you pretending to be retarded or what

>>68510201
Ditto la
Some autists here liking it doesn't mean it's "critically successful". Show it to literally anyone outside of this hugbox and they won't find it at all interesting, maybe funny for a couple vids but that's it
It's a very one-dimensional series
>>68510213
autists all the same

>mum recommended me a barber that she kept driving past that looked "trendy"
>get there and its a load of turks playing eminem

ffs mum

>>68510003
good lad

rorke has fully blown a gasket

>>68510282
bizzarro britain

>>68510320
reckon your mum got turk'd

>>68510297
imagine throwing your toys out the pram because you see someone with a higher melanin count than you

boggles the mind

reckon it's a good time to start posting grime now lads

BRITAIN IS SHIT

important /brit/ related poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11851374

>>68510350
I am non-white and I am triggered
pre-pear to get banned from magaluf

>oi but senpai
>looked peng
might deck this cunt lads

>everyone that isn't going mental over chicken is black

Interesting theory

>>68510297
fuck off

ahh yes we're the ones doing the 'REEEEEEing'

honestly can't believe this mong, so oblivious

love it when people are arguing on /brit/ and they stop replying directly to each other instead just making posts to the thread in general

its always better to watch than whatever they were originally arguing about

i feel like i'm responsible for the blackening of /brit/

i started grime posting

i started the stop killing the mandem gimmick

i started aj tracey posting

and i was the first one to post the pengest munch on here

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just finished putting the decorations on the tree, got a fat leg of lamb cooking in the oven and I'm about to get my daily dose of Zoella

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safe boys what you saying

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Ah yes, a Sunday matinee performance of Rorke vs Rasheed - a personal favourite.

>>68510393
if you're angry at how he talks you'd end up decking half of london, which is like 4 million people

dumb bogan

>>68510413
all of these things are quintessentially british

love how everyone talks to themselves on brit

>>68510413
r u blak

pengest munch ep 6 is top tier desu

>>68510422
ERM THIS YOUNG MAN'S SKIN IS BLACK AND HE ISN'T DRESSED IN A SUIT SERVING ME AND MY DINNER PARTY GUESTS DRINKS

THE WORLD'S GONE MAD

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

the "snek" meme has been helping me get over my fear of snakes

who knew memes would ever help anyone

>>68510413
didn't know you were me mate

>>68510422
I'm gassed senpai

>>68510458
yes

its completely plausible that the guy is 23 2bh

pip pip cheerio

>>68510491
black don't crack

can someone explain the bizarro rorke gimmick for me please

>>68510469
getting pretty well, how's things in eastern new south wales?

>>68510495
el americANO...

>>68510465
>>68510350
>>68510297
>>68510155
nice reaction images

remember when I was about 13/14 I went on /pol/ for the first time and became a bit racist

then I grew up and stopped being a little sadact and realised I don't care what colour people's skin is

amazing how rorke tries to rationalise his infantile views. Almost like growing up still shitting in a nappy like a toddler but nonetheless claiming its the right way to act

>>68510462
he does wear a suit though

>>68510413
>i'm responsible for the blackening of /brit/
>i started grime posting
>i started aj tracey posting
you are chatting out your fucking arse kid. you know me and you know for a fact all of these 3 can be directly attributed to me

fuck off

Absolutely cannot imagine being triggered by some black lad eating a burger and chips.

Mad.

just realised britain rhymes with shitain lmfao

pakipoo has literally spit chips over this lads

>>68510532
ummm check the archive sweetie :) x

>>68510532
no guys... It is my fault...

>>68510509
I an feeling terrific, or "choice" as they say here haha.

Rorke will die soon.

>>68510525
poor reading comprehension

it's clear that the suit was contextual in relation to him serving my guests drinks - to imply that he is a houseslave

>>68510386
of course, are you gay or something?

>>68510491
this
the guy's style of comedy and the way he talks shows doesn't seem like that of a kid
not to mention the old school grime instrumentals that kids don't listen to anymore

>>68510483
whats it like

>Oh no, they realise I'm just an arsepained little child!
>What should I do?!
>I know, I'll say THEY'RE the arsepained little children!
ah yes wonderful

>>68510568
you literally only heard of aj tracey from me constantly posting wifey riddim and nailia

*sees a tanned gentleman enjoying some takeaway food*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU SHOULD BE EATING SHEPHERD'S PIE ONLY

*sees the swarthy chap tell his friend that the food is good*

STOP REVIEWING FOOD THAT PRIVILEGE IS RESERVED ONLY FOR WHITE PEOPLE YOU HAVE NO RESPECT RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>68510618
knobhead

Who would win in a fight between reportoftheweek and pengestmunch?

ignore pakipoo at all costs lads

>>68510624
the spanish lad is the father of grimeposting hun stay in your lane :) x

>>68510606
It's quite clear his big brother or whoever the cameraman is responsible for most of it including the grime choons

>>68510667
pengestmunch desu

great thread

>>68510667
Reviewbrah would get decked in under a minute flat

>>68510667
pengestmunch would lick man down like the little neek he is

reviewtwat doesn't stand a hope in hell

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>>68510648
am not involved at all and this is my first post but you are clearly seething

walk away and take some deep breaths and realise you got mad over black people talking about chicken

>>68510667
reviewblud

>>68510683
delete this

>>68510667
Pengest munch has loads of sick trainers so he will obviously win

>>68510717
window licker

mental
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=904_1481310526

>>68510683
classic denial

everyone is laughing at you for being such a tit

>>68510730
imagine if reviewbrah did a crep check with his shit flickers

Very well. May I? *she takes his hand and starts intently studying the lines of his palm*

>>68510683
no borreeees

>>68510761
Shan't be opening this link

>>68510752
t. man who cries at 4chan

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honestly can't believe the state of this rorke mong

he really should be in /britpol/ or /britfeel/ he doesn't have the minerals for this general

>68510784
>I'm not the arsepained one here though
ah yes truly amazing

>>68510784
terrific post
absolutely terrific.
should have added the word peng in there somehow

>>68510767
reviewbrah is getting FINESSED

>get unbelievably triggered by a black man eating chicken in a video
>sperg out in /brit/
>get called out for sperging
>relentlessly spam reaction images claiming everyone else is in the wrong

glad i'm not you 2bh
the next step is to stop posting

>>68510784
>implying there's anything wrong with this

bet this rorke is actually a bizzarro rorkesheed who is racist when around his mates but voted remain

>>68510813
wufter

>>68510832
>>68510832
you can just tell he's burst a blood vessel from all the high blood pressure he is expressing

>black men are bigger and more powerful. They also have the biggest dicks which is a sign of them being more desirable mates and have a better chance at reproduction

whities btfo

>>68510784
his suits fit a lot better than reviewbrahs wizard sleaves that some grandad died in