/brit/

right, going to go lift THEN come back and do a fat shit
hope i dont poo myself at the gym

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>>68505657
20

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gattos

I haven't even been born yet

Praying spurs win today lads
Both m*nchester clubs outside the top 4 would be pretty sweet

>>68505657
21

smarties are just shit m&ms

>>68505657
me on the left

>Isaac Newton a genius
Literally realised apples fell down under influence of gravity fucking 12 year olds know that

i've never had sex with a woman and i doubt i ever will 2bh

had a bath this morning and it was really hot

started playing with my willy and it got absolutely massive, really thick and long - bigger than i've ever seen it before

pains me to think that if i ever lose my virginity it will be at a time where my willy doesn't reach its full capacity

>Australia has hosted more Commonwealth Games than England
hmmm

>>68505718
do you unironically believe that's all he did or are you taking the piss

>>68505741
fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*

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too old

>>68505741
yeah that's because we have to give it to wales and shiteland to appease them

>>68505078
>>68505187
>>68505361
wut
I thought palace was a skating brand?
How did it become a popular brand?

t. Knows nothing about skating or fashion

>tfw born just in time to invent game changing gimmicks on /brit/

>>68505752
*stands in your way*
haha where you off to then?

There's so many things I could have invented or discovered. But I had to be born now, eveeyones already done everything and got their rewards and recognition. Nowadays you have to be a quantum physicist to discover ANYTHING and even then it's probably some shit no one cares about.

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How does this make you feel?

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Irish_Unification_of_2024

>>The Irish Unification of 2024 was an event in Earth history taking place in Ireland. It resulted in the creation of a single unified nation-state controlling the entire geographical island of Ireland. This unification came about due to the use of terrorism rather than peaceful acts to bring about political change.

>>In 2366, the Irish Unification was noted by Lieutenant Commander Data as one of the numerous examples in history where terrorism was successfully used to bring about political change. Other examples he listed were the independence of Mexico from Spain, and the Kenzie Rebellion.

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kots

>>68505755
idk, they started being a big grime brand though so all the normaloids wear it to signal they really like solo45

>>68505741
Birmingham 2026 la

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haha which one of you is this?

>>68505713
of course, but who knows what technology will be developed with that potential. quantum internet is just the start

tell me something interestint about spain lads

>>68505705
fuck off underage

>>68505790
Nobody was with me to celebrate my 20th or 21st so not me.

>>68505775
they better get a fucking move on

>walk over to group of people and stand on the fringe awkwardly
>popular guy leaves and I get into the circle and try to talk
>the rest of the group leave one by one following the popular guy that left
>end up standing on my own

>>68505775
it's like if the nazis won ww2

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just remembered something embarrassing from my early teens

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>CommGames in Birmingham
quite the thought

I thought about becoming a quantum physicist but the reward isn't worth the effort these days. Not enough to discover. None of it is significant enough and I will never be recognised, why bother?

gf said she wants to peg me

i secretly want to but i'm scared she'll think i'm less of a man

>>68505794
i have 5% spanish dna, but apparently actual spanish natives only have an average of around 50% spanish dna, meaning im effectively 1/10th spanish :)

>>68505794
mexico's canada

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I am 28 years old

>>68505793
fair enough

probably die just when future tech starts getting good

>>68505813
>>68505817
hivemind

>>68505794
lost my virginity to a spanish girl

>>68505828
>tfw girlfriend wants to piss herself in front of me and wants me to pee in her mouth

Sounds good when im horny but too dirty when im not.

There are 12 year olds with IQs higher than Einstein, Newton etc...yet they aren't discovering famous theories or world changing things..why? Because everything note worthy has been discovered.

>>68505794
never been there in my puff

well happy for him Tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSAlcsvLVm8

wheen fucking a girl with a condom on can you feel anything?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvhfhqlwGl4

another mad tune

>>68505832
sort of. However, we dont have many mexicans here
>>68505841
good for you lad, I hope ahe didn't bother you too much afterwards
>>68505831
come home, iberian man

>>68505839
>probably die just when future tech starts getting good

and we'll probably die just before cell regeneration immortality is a thing

bit annoying that

>>68505794
First time I saw real life boobs was in spain

>>68505831
FOY

>>68505867
Black people in America have affirmative action

they can get into colleges really easily

>>68505856
the IQ standard takes age into account

a genius 12 year old might only be as intelligent as an average 30 year old

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your personal style shouldn't obfuscate you
this means no:
unnatural hair colours
humor/irony
70s/80s/90s revival
obnoxious accessories
meme designers (vetements, off white etc)
anything rich chinese kids wear

How old is too late to lose your kissing virginity?

>>68505657
I'm 27 in 4 months and I have slept with 33 ladies.

I'm also ginger and alt-right fight me faggots.

>>68505881
makes sense since we have plenty of nudist beaches
fun fact, the mayor of madrid introduced a nudist day in public pools

>>68505875
well we were in love for a while. we lost our virginities together and we felt a special connection for a while

ended badly of course

>>68505856
IQ test don't show your intellect.

>>68505902
14

>>68505819
you got a fucking problem mate

>>68505856
People have probably been saying the same thing for years. If you haven't noticed technology is progressing faster than ever.

>>68505920
Did she speak proper english?

>>68505881
same
I was 13 and sat on the beach surrounded by topless sunbathing women. I couldn't stand up because I had a raging erection.

feeling naughty... reply to this if you would give me a strip tease x

>>68505856
>Because everything note worthy has been discovered

NASA are developing a perpetual motion craft right now, that isn't note worthy to you?

>>68505870
i basically feel nothing

i'm sure it's a combination of the condom and the fact that i wank too much though

feels a bit better without the condom but still not as good as it should do. been trying to stop wanking to improve my sex for 2 years now to combat it but just can't resist the temptation

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>>68505881
never seen real life boobs me

>>68505963
*replies*

>tfw 24 in a month

reee

>>68505877
gunna not think about that one :/

want a swarthy spanish qt to sit on my face

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>>68505924
I've embraced lonelyness since I'm way past that deadline. Sad!

>>68505944
yeah she was studying translation and interpreting at university here. she was practically perfect with english but with a super qt accent

childhood is when you think the jews did 9/11

adulthood is when you KNOW jews did 9/11 and more

I licked tongues with my best friend at 4 years old does that count as a kiss

>>68505881
my gf is a pastry chef and once baked me a cake that looked like a boob for my birthday

she also has a pet eel

was walking through the city centre drunk last night and it felt like the whole town opened its arms to me
fairly sure i pissed on someone's garden fence though

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>>68505927
Imagining the brummie accent right now

>>68505964
>NASA are developing a perpetual motion craft right now
No they aren't. They're still testing whether the EM drive actually works (which it probably doesn't).

>>68505980
welcome to the point of no return

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>>68505924
>tfw unironically lost my kissing virginity at 14

One of the best days of my life tbqh. Pulled a girl in one of those unders clubs we have in Britain that Yanks think are just a meme.

>that one time I saw my year 5 teacher on holiday and she had her tits out
WEEEEW

>>68506010
ah, youth!

>>68506006
when i was in preschool my best friend was a girl and she always used to kiss me on the cheek

wonder what she's up to these days. probably a slag let's face it

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we're going to have a party

>>68505921
>>68505856
This. You can't measure intelligence in numbers. IQ fags GTFO

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>>68506003
how is it like to be in love?

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eating a sub

ham i think

>>68505969
i was with a girl the other day
she was riding me, and, because i had a condom on i didn't feel much

is it the same for girls?

>>68506030
what do you mean? I'm not a complete loser, I'm just still here desu

probably gonna phase /brit/ out soon along with video games though desu

>>68505884
don't assume that he only got in because of AA

LADS
Thought I might try and do something impressive and unique today but then I thought it might be easier just to come up with some retarded End of History narrative to justify my laziness.

>>68506028
How about CRISPR? We're only just scratching the surface.

>>68506074
bet you'd be so easy to batter

>>68506074
K O T Y A N K
O
T
Y
A
N
K

>>68506038
I kissed my first girl when I was like 14 or maybe 13 watching adam sandlers switch in the cinema, proper fit redhead necked her for a good 20 mins

felt so baller walking home with the lads

then lost my virginity at 16 so all good on that account at least.

>>68506069
not gonna lie, when there is a girl that you consider perfect and you love her completely, to know that she feels the same way about you

it's the most amazing and ego boosting feeling in the world

>>68506086
i will, thank you very much

>>68506074
fuck off murderer

The Inglish pretend that they dinnae care aboot us Scots but they pure do ;)

English pretends to not care about Scotland but you really do don't you ;)

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Might start playing the euro millions once a month lads. Need some form of hope of escaping the wagemisery.

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>I kissed my first girl when I was like 14 or maybe 13 watching adam sandlers switch in the cinema, proper fit redhead necked her for a good 20 mins
>felt so baller walking home with the lads
>then lost my virginity at 16 so all good on that account at least.

>>68506104
>adam sandlers switch

complete runt

>>68506104
>14 or 13
>watching adam sandlers switch in the cinema
>Released 2006
fuck off you LITERAL CHILD

>>68506094
I'm not the guy saying that everything's been discovered, just saying that the EM drive is very probably bullshit.

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>>68506094

watching porn just makes me sad i don't have a gf

what stage am i at on the virgometer?

childhood is being proud of kissing girls

adulthood is detonating your suicide vest in a packed stadium for the name of allah

>>68506028
Well there must be something to the proof of concept or they wouldn't be testing it. Not like they haven't circumvented the laws of physics before.

>>68506138
what the fuck are you like 30 grandad

>>68506116
fuck off scotchman I don't care

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>>68506144
oh alri then
>>68506147
yes

Do not reply to this post.

>>68506158
boy that escalated quickly :D

>>68506076
their pussies are more sensitive than our knobs anyway so i'm sure they still feel something

but both girls i've been with have told me that it's also much better for them without condoms and have been willing to consistently risk unprotected sex with me

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>>68506112
must be nice

>>68506155
Can't watch amateur porn because it reminds me that if I just tried harder I could have that
;_;

lost my virginity soon after stopping porn

hungry
gonna find some food

>>68506131
if you werent a scrub you would realise nothing I said there is even remotely unbelievable and all pretty normal

>>68506136
back then you would just go the cinema and pick a film based on the title, you didn't know anything about it before it started

>>68506173
All Norwegians should be killed.

>>68506185
>Sample size: 1

>>68506158
Sending this post in to ASIO mate
Get ready for that black boot kicking in your front door

lost my virginity at 15 (fifteen) years old

what does "ock"/"uck" mean in london?
I think it means fellatio

What's worse, Humanity surving long enough to reach a technological plateau that we simply can't overcome or Humanity dying before it reaches its full potential?

>>68506171
post nk3jpg?

>>68506177
fuck off you scathing runtoid before i *slips on banana peel*
what thye-DONK! ...yeeeeeeeeeeeeeOWWWWCH!!!!

*audience laughs*

reply for more :D

wish I was Irish

seem like such good lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6deuRPvFCU

>>68506185
do you still wank without porn? I don't want to end up getting laid and then cum 2 seconds into sex

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>>68506241

lost my virginity at 14 (fourteen) years old

haven't shagged in 2016 though haha

>>68506167
fuck OFF

>>68506220
Absolutely no idea but I know it is definitely a word which is used by the urban youths in London.

I don't live in London so don't speak their language.

>>68506256
and the other two please

>>68506255
yeah
haven't been wanking much lately though

>>68506246
love these sort of posts

reminds me of ed and ossie

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lost my virginity at 23 years old with a 26 year old while high and drunk

>>68506181
yep

sorry spainbro but if i can fuck your qt's then you can do it too

jus b urself

FUCK OFF NORMIE TWATS

might have a nap

>>68506220
yeah i only learned this the other day
"uckers" means to get head because that's what it sounds like

>>68506220
They're saying "cuck"
The C is silent

>>68506274
do londonites really speak jamaican/african-ish english?

>>68506163
They're testing whether the thing produces actual thrust. All of the test so far have only measured pathetic amounts of thrust that could easily be explained by experimental noise.

getting my dad a better son for xmas.


ps. that's code for I'm going to suicide on xmas eve because I'm better off dead

>>68505831
2.5%

lost my hugging virginity when I was 15. It was incestous though

vampire old

to top it off I've never had a relationship

being a wizard is hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB9XDHMm5lg

Guys, why is mcdonalds cheaper in other cities than in London? It's cheaper by like 20 or so pence, but still, I don't like this positive discrimination

>>68506220
>>68506274
uck (uckers badders) is a term for oral sex

t. fluent in MLE

lost my virginity down the back of the sofa

>>68506276
Going to have to point you towards google image from here.

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>tfw no gf

>>68506249
their silly-buggery in France for the championships or whatever is brilliance

>tfw still got a virginity

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I have never seen a vagina

I'm a complete disaster

>>68506311
at least wait until boxing day

>>68506327
rent

>>68506260
you pathetic old man

>>68506313
huh?

>>68506291
If i'm myself I'll have like 2 friends thats what I have now
I'm unable to approach girls I get too nervous
>>68506303
Thats why girls were shouting it at me then I guess

>>68506306
patwa

they can switch between it and english instantly though. weird if you've never seen it speaken before

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>tfw you lost your v-card at 14
Shit was cash

>>68506327
it's not just mcdonalds you spack

most places adjust their prices for london. wages are higher, things cost more.

>wish I was Irish

taigs out

>>68506306
Yes. The most amusing (or sad, depending on your perspective) cases would be lower-class whites who don't have any black or afro-carribbean heritage but learn to speak with the accent / patois to avoid being battered by blacks and mulattos at school.

>>68506311
don't bother because then on christmas he'll feel the need to visit your sad little gravestone meaning he'll have to change out of his pyjamas, can't drink until he's home and has to leave the house on christmas

don't ruin christmas for him

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lost my virginity but I never lost the virgin walk

>>68506351
I saw one from the inside out

then it shiat me out into this cruel 3 dimension
\

>>68506246
stop trying to be jordan knight

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>>68506376
>speaken

>>68506329
>>68506299
thanks lads, I will blend it in my daily vocabulary

>>68506351
love it when i'm staring into a girls vag and they're squirming in embarrassment 2bh

so qt

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>tfw no gf
>tfw billy no mates

>>68506341
yeah top lads

>>68506406
ye I've been up for a day and a half

allow it lad

>>68506370
Wouldn't 5% divided by 50 (Spanish being half Spanish) make you 2.5% Spanish or what am I missing here

Anyone got any spare reasons to live?

Asking for a mate.

hahahaah girlfireendddd oh GIRLFRIIIIEEENND :)

where art thou lovely girlfriend ??? :) :)

dearest GIRLFRIEND wheere are you hiding!! lol :)

oh wait ahhaahha

>>68506311
mate what logic even is this
>im a bad son so i'll just irreparably break my father's heart
doesnt make sense to me. Go get therapy and also take vitamin d, lack of sunlight does cause depression

>>68506376
*Patois do whites speak it as well?
>>68506387
english society is amazing

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>Londoners have their own language based on Jamaican patois, Urdu, Arabic and other shitskin languages

COULD NOT FABRICATE

Thank god I don't live in London

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>>68506403
hmmmm
you make a good point polelad I suppose I have
I have never seen a vagina that is not my mums
>>68506418
tfw
>>68506415
need you out of business sunshine

>>68506375
where abouts in spain do you live mate

>>68506425
2. Divided by two. I've been on low sleep because of my exams, If that's any excuse.

>>68506405
haha mate... have i got news for you

>>68506441
pree dis wetboi kmt

I think a lot of people don't understand self harm...people ask me why do it if it's painful? What I tell them is that when I cut is the only time the pain stops...

>>68506382
Yes, but do you honestly expect a neet like me to know about wages, living costs etc

>>68506425
-.-

London is the greatest city on Earth

HATE my mums new boyfriend
He's always asking me for cigs and on the weekends he just lies on the sofa all fucking day and stays up until 4am.

I used to enjoy getting stoned and watching kino with the 3d gimmick on the telly downstairs at night, but now I can't because he's always watching his dumb shit. Fucker.

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HOWLING

>>68506455
I'm listening

Is there any jobs that aren't stressful, that don't hurt, and that aren't long hours?

Real talk: are any of you lads under 18?

>>68506441
Stop talking like a bmt and go bun a zoot or something

>>68506471
Statistically, this poster is not white.

going to bang mums head off the wall if she doesnt buy me a girlfriend soon

>>68506425
nah it's by the ancestry dna metric of different genetic groups
basically, spanish people tend to have about 50% "pure iberian" dna and around 50% "pure med" dna or "West European" dna. I have 5% "pure iberian" dna meaning i'm about 1/10th as spanish as the average spanish lad

>>68506476
superb

>>68506440
>do whites speak it as well?
yeah if man are from the multicultural ends like me

>>68506480
sike rofl

>>68506485
I have it on good information that some posters are indeed under 18 but I am DEFINITELY not. ;)

The state of it lads...
shouldn't be allowed I say

What's it like outside of London on the north of England, but not Scotland? I'll go there as part of my job as industrial programmer for a couple of months.

>>68506476
SCREECHING

>>68506451
Madrid
>>68506511
I bet you listen to grime, wear tracksuits, fake logo belts and you bet out skets

>>68506483
office job of some sort

>>68506440
>do whites speak it as well?

lmao don't think so

mainly older blokes who speak it who were around during the more segregated club scene in london.

>>68506461
wow so deep
lmaoing @ u
self harm is really, really dumb, my dude

t. self harmed for years and is now permanently covered in gay ass scars

*drops toast*

oh JESUS wept

*scottish audience laughs*

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZwlQohmsQU

owls are at it again lads

>>68506424

wow you must be a robot

how close together do two murders have to be for it be classed as a double homicide?

phone is lighting up

I go a month without ANYBODY texting me (apart from HMRC and the DVLA) and now suddenly 2 people text me within an hour

is this what being a norman feels like

>>68506571

11 seconds

want to vocaroo something give me something to say

>>68506541
i've probably told you this before

get drunk and go to Independance Club. get yourself a qt it's easy

I've only seen a fanny irl while getting a private dance at a strip club. This was 4 years ago.

>>68506571
*Teleports behind you*
as close as my blade to your neck

>>68506550
>Responding to b8
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

*picks up toast

*Scottish audience cries*

Hmm...

>>68506461
reminds me of the sort of shite I used to share on myspace back in the day

tragic life, glad I packed that sadact shite in

>>68506582
OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI

>>68506582
all fucking niggers must fucking hang

>>68506577
i get like 50 whatsapp messages a day from shitty whatsapp group chats that i've been added to at uni
THAT is what beig a norman feels like and i dont like it

>>68506565
*says 'hi'*
*american audience laughs*

*farts*
*australian audience laughs*

*walks*
*english audience laughs*

*is poor*
*irish audience laughs*

>>68506582
oi jordan
reply to me on facebook PLEASE I'm begging you jordan

JORDAN!!!!!! OI JORDAN YOU IGNORANT CUNT I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU

REPLY TO ME ON FACEBOOK NOW!!!!!!!! *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

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>>68506594
I know its my fault f.am

>>68506582
>i love you
:3 x

>>68506550
I always used to put in a bit of extra work so they wouldn't look like self harm scars

the straight lines are so obvious, Plus i have a bunch of scars from non-self harm so I get away with it i think

>>68506619
>>68506612
mmm shan't

>>68506602
I couldn't tell if it was really bait because half of you autists here really that sad

ed didnt reply to me on facebook

*el teleportinos behindo you*
Az close az my el blado too your neck senor

fuckin get rekt spurs you bunch of joos

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>>68506476
smooth

>>68506637
bit gay

>>68506624
must be horrible having to talk to people

>>68506629
*Reads your post*
*Nobody laughs*

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>>68506658
no fun allowed here austria

>>68506582
wank me off brother

>>68506683
*chuckles*

and ANOTHER text
i'm living the high life

>>68506636
you literally could not live in a better place to get yourself laid

garlic bread?

>>68506668
vocaroo the jordan knight post now haha

>posting in /brit/

positively guffawing at you cretinous meltoids

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>>68506716
I know

>>68506638
good thinking desu i wish i would've had just a little bit of foresight
i was edgy and just cut myself all over. It's so obvious what they are and I can't even say they're cat scratches because there's so many of them.

>>68506476
I like his post, he offered a compliment with an interesting historical anecdote, much better than the bland "GOSH BAE YOU LOOK SO FIT"

>>68506689
wish I could read south american

thinking about pan-arabism lads

just pushed a poo that made me tear up

will update you guys in 10mins

>>68506716
America is probably the easiest place to get a shag if you're english

fish in a barrel

>>68506749
>and I can't even say they're cat scratches because there's so many of them.
i have cat scratches all over my arms tho

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any more deano gimmicks?

>>68506771
trust me senpai the spanish girls love us just as much

from now on I am officially a punk please acknowledge me as such

>>68506775
Virtually only the original which was written by one guy who has posted nothing since.

>>68506749
can hope they might fade with time, or perhaps try bio-oil I've heard thats pretty good for scars

>>68506770
are you in Walmart? haha

>>68506775
sort out the fucking colour on deano why is he so blue

Tearing my way out of this yank"s arse, will update in 10

runtlets will bow to my shins as mere personal steps unto my highway to intellectual and spiritual brilliance where i shall shine down upon you with motherly warmth and fatherly pride for you are all my children under one general

>>68506811
discovered nihlism

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>positively guffawing at you cretinous meltoids

I wear my heart on my sleeve lads, that's just who I am.

Western patriotism is pure evil

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just bought some munchies from the paki shop

>>68506678
i just dont reply mate

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>>68506816
my poos are Aussie? It all makes so much sense now

*cat walks into /brit/ in high heals with hands in the air*

um... YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

>>68506857
>smugneet blanket

cosy

>>68506857
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo YOU FAT BASTARD aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Step 1: Stop being sad
Step 2: Hit the weights
Step 3: Just be yourself

>>68506857
fuck off jock twat

running an analysis

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got some coasters in to protect the veneer

I may be a lonely, depressed faggot, but at least im not fat

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tea

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Behold my Aldi bounty lads

£35 well spent I think

>>68506899
>his FLAG unironically has LEAF on it
honestly, literally crying with laughter
a LEAF!!! so fragile, quivering on the gentlest breeze, ready to take flight at any moment
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>68506910
only a matter of time

just had a big crunchy poo

>>68506857
Why do Brits get to live in Willy Wonka candy stores?

It's not fair!

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why is there no slags ITT

>>68506857
enjoy your diabeetus

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>pull on my Clarks Beeswax desert boots, black rip-knee slim jeans, my white oxford shirt and cap it off with my green bomber jacket (size medium) from ASOS
>make sure X-Factor semis are set to record on the Sky+HD box before heading out
>lock the door of my 2-bed Barratt New Build behind me
>hop in the VW Golf 2015 TDI 2.0 purchased on a finance agreement
>the missus gets in the passenger seat
>set off on our second trip to IKEA in 2 weeks
>have a wander round the aisles
>debate with the missus whether or not the MALM set of drawers we have in the lounge is too obviously from IKEA and if we should be shopping at somewhere like Oak Furniture Land these days instead now we can afford it after her promotion to Assistant Staff Call Co-ordinator at the call centre
>buy a new desk lamp and potted cactus near the end to have something to make the trip worth while
>grab a bag of mini Daims as well for when we're watching X-factor later
>drop the missus off home
>boost into town, pushing 40 in the freshly paved streets of my exclusive barrat estate because I know there's no cameras
>head over to Smithy's barbershop
>get my usual mates-rates weekly skin-tight-to-number-2 fade undercut from Smithster himself
>meet up with Calum and Deano in spoons and sink a few jars over the footie
>head to the toilet and take a snap of my new haircut with my dick out and send it to the 19-year-old I've been texting for the last 3 days
>head home in the car
>stop in at Raj Mahal's Curry House en route
>pick up a Jalfrezzi and a Korma with rice, poppadoms, tub of extra sauce, veggie pakora and a special nan
>get home, sit down with the missus to watch the X-Factor with the feet up
>wait for the missus to go to bed
>crank one out to some extremely overproduced Brazzers porn downloaded on my outdated BitTorrent client, addled with malware
>check my phone; 19-year-old has text me back a picture of her chebs
>forward it to Davo
>head upstairs
>slip in beside the missus in our comfy IKEA bed

alright will be toning down the posts before bed

dont wanna be all stimulated and such now do i

>>68506926
>ginger wine

alri mum

just invented quantum posting lads

only half of you will see this post

>>68506914
scottish quisine
honestly though what the fuck is this

>>68506926
>Church's ginger wine
Alri grandad.

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behold my scran

>>68506936
that's where you're wrong
i'm too poor to eat everyday

>>68506948
*are

kek, this girl is waiting to rub one out but her mum won't leave

chaturbate /roxana336/

>>68506978
wouldn't touch that for all the tea in china

>>68506977
>>68506964
ginger wine is fucking delish lads

>>68506979
infrequent eating ruins your metabolism though so when ever you do get rich enough for food you'll get fat :^)

>>68506914
I see you've found my bollocks

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>>68506926
>ginger wine

wish this hangover headache would go away

not going to have a paracetamol tho since its no good for the ol liver

>>68506986
tommigtr:Show pussy
fortiz78:wow
fortiz78:long feet
fortiz78:loved


creasing

>Mods are despertly trying to delete every post with Masie's leaked nude for free
Howling at their life.

http://www.dw.com/en/rent-a-jew-project-hopes-to-ward-off-anti-semitism-in-germany/a-36710940

off to the rent-a-jew lads, anyone need anything?

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lads

>>68506961
we laugh but this doesn't sound too bad does it

bit comfy

not a huge fan of foreigners if I'm 100% honest with you lads

>>68507033
slept the whole day yesterday cos i was so hungover
not a fan of the "drinking lots of alcohol" gimmick i'll be honest

>>68507046
well, post it

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>>68506986
this shit is fake as fuck lmao

>>68507051
cornetto

>>68507025
what can i say i love the fiery kick of ginger

>>68507083
And get banned? No thanks, already seen it lad. Need to be quicker ;)

>>68507025
christmas classic lad

new
>>68507121
>>68507121

>>68506205
got called a fucking retard in Nederdraad

>>68507046
4chanx so it doesnt matter if they delete as long as im in the thread before it happens

also I could not give a rats arse about seeing maisie nude 2bh


people who fancied it in season 1 and 2 I understood that they were simpy peadophiles, but now she is an adult I don't really get this narrative where people act like she's attractive

>>68507051
jewess with big tits thanks mate

>>68507070
got a point

>>68507129
>all those (You)s

excellent work

>>68507091
what the fug lmao

>>68507079
was the boxings fault for going on for like 7 hours

finished my beer at 10, and by midnight was slamming down a glass of whisky every 20 mins. ended up staying up til nearly 4am even though i've been sleeping super early lately like 9-11pm

doing a regret

ah yes let me go on /int/ and search the catalogue for /brit/

oh my, 6 threads still up! very good