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/brit/ gets raided by 3 spainards Edition
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cara
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/fr/
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Aww
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lazy spics sleep midday anyway

just gotta wait it out
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need a spanish bf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3LRNrnYStc&t=0s

ah yes, doctors and engineers
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i've been playing dragon age inquisition on and off for over a year and still havent finished it
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>>68502956
surprisingly good post
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>mfw i finally do a suicide
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>>68502977
We're nt spik s

>>68502979
Same
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>>68502926
>>68502958
nah I reckon uni is way more stressful in terms of work than a 9-5

I agree though that uni was a doss most of the time
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whom tryna come to spain in the near future? we need your moneys :)
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>>68503004
I went to Madrid in 2009 or maybe 2008 and the streets smelt like piss.
Any improvements?
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>>68502994
ah yes the ol' happy about suicide ironic "humour"

a classic
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>>68503023
>Madrid

The London of Spain

Quite literally.
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>>68503004
Tell me about your weed shops and I'll think about it
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>throw a bottle cap from across my room into the bin
>hits the wall and bounces straight in
>ricochets off a stella can in the bin and bounces out

FUCK MY LIFE
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today's outfit
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>>68503036
so the best part of it?
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>>68503023
fuck off billionaire
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OI JORDAN!!
yeah you mr knight
reply to me on facebook quickly please haha need to ask you something
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>>68503023
all continental cities smell horrible in the summer
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>>68503023
creasing
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>>68503004
no
i'd rather go to Portugal
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>>68503052
Nah the north is where it's at
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>>68503044
>stella can
you deserve such misfortune
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>>68503049
that's a high ceiling
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>>68503023
2008-9 was when the crisis just hit
I think the centre looks pretty. Overcrowded, but it's taken care of generally. If I came to Spain i'd rather visit smaller cities in the north or castilla leon and the pyrinees
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These are GOAT
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>>68503049
nonce clobber
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>>68503027
>ironic
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>>68503085

look like poopoo
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>>68503084
Stop using american english

You're embarrassing us
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could really go for a bag of onion rings but couldn't be arsed leaving the house
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>>68503039
We have growshops
But plugs are easily contacted
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>>68503080
he's just really short

>>68503085
yes lad
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>>68503049
really nailed the "spree killer style" with that haircut
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>>68503085
*gags*
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>>68503049
you look like a bender
I could knock you out in one punch
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anyone else spend way too long wanking and browsing porn because they want to find the perfect clip to cum to even though it doesn't matter in the end
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>>68503080
>>68503124
it's a combination of both
high ceilings are pretty standard in Australia
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>>68503117
but I am sort-of american :(
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>>68503059
it was winter
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redpill me on floggin molly
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>>68503152
CHI
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buying an electric razor to shave my own head from now on was the worst fucking decision of my life
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>>68503156
:O
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>>68503152
CHI
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>>68503150
only in queenslanders
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>>68503072
Oporto is nice I can't argue with that
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red=bad
green=good
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>>68503161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iGesj94AcQ

i like this song of theirs
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>>68502980

any one of these could be the next einstein
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>>68503187
yewwww

euphoric af
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>cleaner left her mop
>said she's coming round today
>want to have a wank but have to wait for her to get it

ffs
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>>68503169
>>68503180
I mean I have double nationality
dead before chicano
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>>68503212
>not wanking on the mop
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>>68503161
plastic paddy muck
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>>68503187
in Sydney too
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>>68503212
>FOB
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>>68503147
I know that feel
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I can't find a physical copy of NGE

I might just kill meself lads
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>>68503000

No comparison when you're in work and there is thousands of pounds worth of work on your desk, liable for you to fuck up with one mistake, way more pressure than some fucking uni essay or exam. Yes you earn money but sink most of it into shite and have little time to relax.
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>>68503240
rip amigo
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>>68503004
I've already been 10 times this year. I'll be in Bilbao again from 26th december - 1st january

I love spicland
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>>68503214
CHI
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>>68503234
>mum works
>I work
>don't want to spend time cleaning on our days off
>pay a cleaner 20 quid a week to do the house
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>>68503161
you cook it up in your kitchen then sell it to ravers
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>>68503193
few mistakes there lad so i fixed it
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>>68503161
they're pretty decent

>>68503231
shut up you've done nothing noteworthy in your life
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>>68503240
pathetic
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>>68503240
I dropped it at episode 3, was boring
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>>68503147

I download HD videos and never watch most of them
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>>68503273
t.the fella from flogging molly
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>>68503261
>10 times this year

You rich fuck
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>>68503264
lazy cunts
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>>68503117
What did he say in American English?
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>>68503240
Come to England and be my sex slave.
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refugee rapists > anime nonces
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>>68503263
Permanezcamos unidos ante los anglosajones por nuestra supervivencia
>>68503261
so it seems, please continue coming :3
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>>68503131
sort of garms Dean 'Deano' Dean wears when he takes the missus to Dubai for their anniversary
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even the poorest parts of london aren't as bad as the north
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>>68503301
You'll understand when you stop being a NEET m8
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I woke up like this
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>>68503299
no mate, ryanair and easyjet make it so fuckin cheap

oh and i even megabussed it from paris once
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>>68503330
ok lazy cunt. bet your mum is a right fat mess too.
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>>68503281
Don't talk to me or my Spanish raiders ever again

>>68503312
Will you give me NGE
If so, sure

>>68503314
CHI
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>>68503161
>molly

FOY
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>>68503301
>wait, you dont want to spend your limited time off mopping your floor??? wtf is ur deal u lazy cunt
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Haven't received a (You) for a while..
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>>68503320
poor people appreciate life more
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>>68503345
My mum could beat your mum in a fight mate
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>>68503256
nah my work deals with a lot of responsibility and money that I could lose if I fuck up sure but the thing about uni is that fucking up there potentially determines your future, getting a job is just a branch off of that. If I fuck up and get fired I can just find another job, I've not technically lost out on money
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AYE BRUV THIS SLAG JUST GAVE ME UCK IM GONNA BET ER OUT YEH MAD TING
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@68503363
there's a reason
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having a lychee flavoured slurpee

was the only flavour they had left
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>>68503349
If you crossplay as Rei.
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>>68503389
My condolences
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>>68503364
t. poor
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I'l tell you another one.
I made out with her im september, days before she went on an Erasmus trip in order to ride the cock carousel.
Even tho, she texted me some times in a very effusive way during her trip (which will end in a couple weeks). Like "the other day I thought of you hihihi, when I come back we'll go to this bar and see a concert in this place you told me about" and all that shit. The other day she texted me "Hi from [european city]", I responded like "how you doin there shawty" (or some kind of equivalent expression in spanish) and she didn't respond.
What did she mean by this? It really made me think.
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>>68503363
Here's a leaf instead.
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@68503363
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Made some pancakes. X
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>>68503389

how is it?
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>>68503364
are you a communsit?
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>>68503389
bone apple tea ;)
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>>68503297
then I wouldn't be in ireland you gobshite
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How does one live the Barratt New Build life? Do you have to be born into it?
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best city in northern Spain?
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https://twitter.com/JGuuthrie/status/805885294901870592?s=09

me last night
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wish I had a gf to have an excuse to watch films like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM
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>>68503396
Of course.
>>68503421
Santiago hands down

Quite small and comfy too
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>>68503080
4u
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>>68503268
you realise scots only hate the english for the same irrational reason that the english hate pakis
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>it is literally summer in australia right now
>australian "people" have christmas in the summer
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>>68503411
it's alright

would have preferred melon or raspberry but you know how it is
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porqure los espanoles estan en nuestro hilo
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>>68503421
san sebastian looks nice
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>>68503389
>>68503410
scone app the beef
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>>68503421
Santiago de Compostela, San Sebastian or Oviedo
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>>68502980
literally looks like a video on one of those grime channels on sky
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>>68503256
lmao another department at my firm lost £50m in one day once

that's pressure
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>>68503421
Bilbao is cool, and it's probably one of the best places to live in asspain desu
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>>68503445
no wonder they're so fucking weird
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>>68503364
Poor people are obsessed with material possessions, they don't appreciate life more.
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>>68503442
that's the reply I was looking for
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>>68503449
I've been posting here for AT LEAST two days
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Are we in /spuk/ or /britesp/?
i'm other spaniard, i want to join
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>>68503459
>>68503452
can vouch for san sebastian, was there in august. very qt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM


is there anything that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson CAN'T do?
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>>68503404
she's just using you as a safety net and/or ego boost

you should post a pic of her here
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>>68503426

SCREACHING
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>>68503426
What the fuck how did he dislocate his jaw?
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>text her last night
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>>68503445
>>68503469
stay jealous you snow peasants
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>>68503472
what do you mean by this
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>>68503484
Sing, act, wrestle 2bh
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what should I have for breakie? leaning towards a sausage sarnie but open to suggestions
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>>68503474
pero porque?
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anybody know any good nasheeds?
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>>68503478
We're just chill mate.
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>>68503496
very rude
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>christfags itt
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SPANISH INVASION S/O BLAS DE LEZO PROTECT US FROM THE ETERNAL ANGLO
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Acabo de cagar NEGRO
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
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why do catalonians ruin everything?


they turned this beautiful building into... i don't even know what this is... an ice rink? and those lift shafts, you don't need 2 so close together
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>>68503493
>jealous of a hot sweaty uncomfortable xmas

lol k
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>>68503147
alri me
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>>68503495
Never seen people who live in shit houses yet have an expensive car, or maybe designer clothes?
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>>68503517
>>68503522
>>68503527
please don't be mean.
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>>68503473
[spoiler]No one cared who I was until I put on the memes[/spoiler]
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>>68503492
hahahahaha what did you say
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>>68503527
>>68503522
>>68503517
Jesus
>>68503505
Cause I ain't posting in /esp/ lad
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>>68503517
>>68503522
>>68503527
*jots something down on my clipboard*
*releases anthrax into your cells*
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>>68503522
No es lo mismo las ruinas de machu pichu a que venga un machu te meta el pichu y te deje el culo en ruinas
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can the average spaniard speak spanish well?
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>>68503537
no, but then again my area is 99% white
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>>68503529

Don't you rate Gaudí?
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>>68503552
well some of them aren't speaking itt (very rude)
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>>68503529
jesus christ
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>>68503552
no, since a lot of the population lives in the south and catalonia
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how do spanish women feel about
a) austrailan accents
b) virgins
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I'm off

I'll leave you with the shitposters


>>68503552
Fuck no

Half the country doesn't know what a plural is
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>>68503147
Yes

>cum
>it's shit
>realise you've wasted an hour
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might do an Erasmus
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>>68503320

That's not true, the most deprived local authorities in the UK are Newham and Tower hamlets
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>I rate Gaudi
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went to school with an actual thai lad

his name was arm
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*handbrake skids next to you, dj luck and mc neat blasting*

WAHEEEY OI OI SAVELOY
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>>68503544
es tu hogar

tienes que volver
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8 minutes til off-license opens ...
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Spaniards are getting very uppity

Very embarrassing desu, they're like a manlet trying to pick a fight with a 6'4'' brick shithouse
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>>68503421
Cantabria is comfy
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>"Y en cada uno de sus días y de sus noches la imagen de un italiano abstracto y sin rostro -si no has tenido la indecencia de mostrarle alguna foto- le hundirá en su miseria más miserable, y cuando te folle lo hará acomplejado y cuando piense en cómo os ha ido, en quién es y qué hace en el mundo, sabrá meticulosamente que es plato de segunda mesa y que marcó su gol de rebote."
JUST
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>>68503529
subhuman trash that generated valenciANOS
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>>68503574
>Half the country doesn't know what a plural is
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>>68503574
wot the fucks a plural m8
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GAUDETE GAUDETE CHRISTUS EST NATUS
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>>68503533
>what is air con

mmmmmmmmm dunno???
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Post waifus, husbandos and sneks, if you please
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>>68503098
Made me laugh
Have a (You)
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>>68503602
no one cares mate
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>>68503597
kek so did I
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>>68503599
Unironically like that car
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>>68503607
not of that thank you very much
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>>68503559
no, i do not rate him.
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>>68503381

you can always retake uni

but try getting a decent new job when your last one won't give you a reference because you fucked up so horribly
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>>68503537
>live in shit houses yet have an expensive car
hate this desu, half the people at my gym drive bmws and mercs but they're mostly eastern european pikeys who do manual labour jobs.
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27
Hm?
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MAD TING F.AM BOMBOCLAT LONDON
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>>68503617
you drongos have no idea what christmas is all about. so sad.
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>his name was arm
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>>68503617
don't have aircon
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i'm about to finish my compsci degree... would it be easy to get a job in England atm? cause god knows the job market's fucked here. My english is rather good btw, I have an accent of course but it's not very thick
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>>68503612
what is that
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>>68503648
Fuck off we're full
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>>68503643
it's about hanging out, going swimming, sinking piss and playing cricket
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>>68503599
*smoking a poorly rolled spliff in the estate park*
OI OIIIIIIIIII
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>>68503648
te van a hacer bullying no vayas, retírate al campo castellano
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>>68503655
o-okay...
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>>68503648
CS is hugely saturated but most graduates are complete retards so depends
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>>68503607
>Spanish
Fuck off
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>>68503552
nop sorry, i'm moving i don't want to be banned... i came in peace...
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>>68503648
NO MAS ESPANOLES EN MI PAIS

NO VENGAS
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>>68503597
closest I had to that was a malaysian named eric or a vietnamese named jack(i don't know his vietnamese name) who was the biggest spastic
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>>68503604
didn't know you had areas like that i thought it was all desert
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>>68503654
"People" from valencia aka guiri paradise
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>>68503602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkEbbU9ZPv4
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>>68503604

more like Cuntabria haha
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>>68503660
>poorly rolled spliff
just get a rolling machine
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>>68503657
>Aloo
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>>68503607
how am I supposed to read this its all written in fucking foreigner
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>old people at my work going 'I've been doing this job for 20 years!'
>job pays fuck all

Do they have no aspirations or can not get any other job I don't understand.

I mean if you love your job then fair enough but it isn't the sort of thing you'd want to do for a long period of time.
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>>68503679
thats because tourists come to the ugliest parts of the country during the worst part of the year
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>>68503670
>most graduates are complete retards

in what sense
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Are more anglos here or immigrants?
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hmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0IoHO26Nrg&app=desktop
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>>68503707
>Las Malvinas
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>>68503676
we will try to conquer your isle like philip II
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Getcha self some proper clobber my son

*logs onto jacamo and cops a fresh fila tracky and some forest hills*
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I like the Spanish people I've met over here although I don't like their accent
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>>68503635
sure but at uni you're paying through the nose for it
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>>68503657

ROARING
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Reply to this post if you DO NOT have a degree.

What do you do for a living
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>>68503710
people just fall into a pattern, and after a while, security is more important than ur dreams
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>>68503732
Spanish accent is AIDS though some people somehow say its sexy
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>>68503714
in that they have no real interest in computer science and only did it because it looked an easy employment path
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>>68503710
I kind of think that when I see blokes in their 60s who are still doing some shit job after 40 years of working and never advanced.
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>>68503712
i haven't left England mate

i'm poor as shit
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>>68503728
lmao yeah okay you lazy siestafucks good luck with that

try getting gibraltar back first yeah ;)
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>>68503678
Kek

There was a Chinese girl at my school called wah-shiah or whatever and we used to call her washing machine
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>>68503632
And every single day and every single night of his life, the image of a faceless italian (if you weren't as indecent as to show him a pic of him) will plunge him into his most miserable misery, and when he fucks you he will do it self-conscious, and when he thinks in how did things happen to you two, in who he is and what does he do in the world, he will meticulously know that he's the second plate and that he was just lucky when he scored a goal.
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>>68503731
>jacamo

What is jacamo exactly? Is it just a men's clothes shop?
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Spanish exchange student kept making moves on my oneitis. Thankfully he left before he got anywhere
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*dips my bollocks into the bolton strid*
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>Jacamo

Fat cunt detected famalam
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>>68503765
seems like you haven't gone to london
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>>68503679
spain its one of the places of europe with more forests
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>>68503731
*spots a tidy pair of Bench jeans and some Henleys t-shirts reduced from 15 quid down a tenner*

pukka
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business idea: punching and kicking people from the north, east and south of the Iberian sub continent for the sole purpose of inflicting physical damage upon them
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>>68503756
a real job
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do you need to go to uni to succeed and have a decent wage?
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this thread is /esp/ now
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>>68503684
i don't know what that means
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>>68503756
live with my mum
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>>68503696
Cantabria is a nice place
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>>68503756
me
shit desk job for 16k
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>>68503802
t. excruciating back pain at 40
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Is the south of your contry retarded (our basques are too but that is due to them being neanderthals)
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>>68503529
Made an old relic into something useful, while leaving the exterior intact.
I don't see the problem here.
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>>68503775
shop for fat lads that sells the sort of runt clothing that boys who live for the weekend footie or romford dogs wear (pic rel)
>>
awaken sons of europe
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>>68503796
Noice one bruvvvvaaaa

We will look the dogs danglies at Oceania my son
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>>68503756
hi :)
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>>68503679
remember seve ballestoros saying that the area of spain he was from has pretty much the same weather as Britain
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>>68503806
no, only to have a decent wage and a good back
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>>68503756
Basically warehouse work desu, entry level
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>>68503807
we are trying to make a peaceful thread
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>>68503791
Do you have spoopy animals in your forests? We killed all of ours.
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>>68503810
People from the autonomous community of valencia located on the mediterranean coast (a popular chant goes, valencians, junkies and gypsies) area popular between anglo tourists
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>>68503776
>he got anywhere
>Implying that she wasn't SPICKED
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>>68503756

studying for a degree
working part time retail
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>>68503834
>We will look the dogs danglies at Oceania my son

legitimately creasing at this post

one of the funniest I've seen this year
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>>68503827
based Castilla
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>>68503756
I'm still a student, but my gf doesn't have a degree and she's a pastry chef. Also has a pet eel.
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>>68503829
oh dear
>>
>>68503828
t. resident of cookie cutter car park suburbia who thins he knows about aesthetic urban design
>>
swear to god these Spain lads wouldn't wanna see me when I'm angry I promise you that
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business idea: /brit/ height requirement (6'4)
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whispered something in your ear
it was a perverted thing to say
but i said it anyway
made you smile, and look away
nothing's gonna hurt you baaaby
as long as you're with me you'll be just fine
nothing's gonna hurt you baaaby
nothing's gonna take you from my side
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>>68503827
Literally the opposite.
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>>68503868
>too lazy
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>>68503868
spaniards are all literal manlet moors
>>
>>68503868
Australia mentioned
>>
>>68503868
>Wales (too selfish)

This means unwilling to let them just lie there like a dead fish and do all the work.
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>had a dream the girl in my college class I like turned out to actually be a lesbian after I asked her out
>wake up and now I'm scared to do it
>>
>>68503883
I didn't say anything to do with aesthetic urban design
>>
>>68503914
Don't worry mate, she'd probably say no anyway.
>>
>>68503894
so it seems
>>68503914
maybe she just doesn't like you
>>
i'm unironically 5'3 lads

don't even care desu
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that's christmas sorted then
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is it too much to ask for a thicc gf to poo on my chest and then down on it and wipe it all over my torso with her bum?
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>>68503904
How does it feel that your mother got SPICKED?
>>
>>68503962
do they come in small
>>
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>>68503962
>>
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>Parliament of Catalonia

ah yes very impressive
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>>68503859
its starting to incriese the wild life, we have more wolfs and we are trying to bring back bears and bisons.
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>>68503945
delete this
>>68503951
We get along well though
>>
>>68503987
>(1.55 MB, 2728x1816)
Shan't be even considering expanding this image
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>>68503962
who is the target market for these
>>
>>68503940
>architecture is only about the exterior
'no'
>>
>>68503987
expanded this thumbnail and boy was I happy with the result
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jobcentre then pub
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>>68503962
>>
>>68503988
wtf i love spain now
>>
>>68503998
That gimmick wasn't even funny the first time yet you always fucking do it
>>
>>68503988
perfect forest density for cycling
>>
>>68503988
>go to spain for the first time
>visit the nice forest and grasslands
>get killed by a bear

that doesn't seem like a good idea
>>
>>68503998
you can't see anything anyway
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>>68504035
>gimmick
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>>68503904
WE
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>>68504019
really?
>>
>>68503988
>Tfw went to ordessa last year
so beautiful
>>
>>68504038
all venezuelans should be killed
>>
>>68504035
I like the gimmick fuck off
>>
>>68504031
spain is the best country in the world

if only it wasn't full of spaniards it would be perfect i'm telling you
>>
>>68504019
honestly really struggling to picture the people who wear these
>>
>>
>>68503962
just imagine your mum buying you some and you have to pretend in front of everyone like theyre funny or something so you dont hurt her feelings even though you'd prefer to wear the sign from die hard 3 around london than those undies
>>
It is said that before the reconquista a squireel could get from the northmost point of the country tho the southernmost pint without toching the ground
>>
Me sabe a humo me sabe a humo
Los cigarritos ke yo me fumo
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>>68504062
rude
>>
>>68504038
all humans naturally have hylophobia, you'll never feel safe in a forest anyway. so fuck it, might as well have an interesting ecosystem
>>
>>68504082
overweight lower class 40+ year olds who have given up on most aspects of life
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>>68503962
I'd unironically wear these

anyone else?
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>>68504048
thought this was a pizza
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>>68504074
agreed
>>
Tengo
Un ferrari de color negro
Una mulata ke es muy traviesa
Y a ella le gusta le jale los pelos
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ0FUrSV8nQ
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>>68504116
was in a large rainforest up near cairns and wasn't scared. what now?
>>
>>68504099
there are myths about this country like that too. Something like we were 90% forests or whatever. It's bullshit though, the reason they say that is cos the king could legally hunt in any national forest so he just declared 90% of the country to be forest lol
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>>68504038
i just go to the forest to take mushrooms

>>68504036
yep, there is a huge forest of these trees close to Gibraltar if you are interested, it's more like a mediterranean forest but it's ok
>>
>>68503679
don't be ridiculous, there are no deserts in europe
>>
Spaniards are basically sexy brits
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>>68504154
try going there at night
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>>68504019
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I've seen pretty much every QI and Would I Lie To You? episode so far.

Any other British panel shows worth watching?
>>
>>68504170
In spain there is one
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>>68504182
no they aren't you fucking dago
>>
>>68504185
>>68504185
>>68504185

get your peelers on this lads
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>>68504130
>>
>>68504170
We have some. Western films were unironically filmed in Spen
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>>68504238
NO TE LA PUEDO BELIEVE PIPITA
>>
>>68504198
8 out of 10 cats does countdown
>>
>>68504198
Have I Got News For You, most of it might be lost on you though if you don't know anything about British current affairs/politics.
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