JOKE THREAD

>>68502435
Bad joke, state of US.

Did you hear about the three polygamous gays who adopted a child?


They are now Trinidad.

>>68502435
When will you join the EU ?

Gf: I love you, I will never leave you for anybody else

An Irishman walks around with a single shoe.

A British man tells him, "You've lost your shoe."

The Irish man says, "No I haven't. I've found one."

>>68502500
Good one

>>68502435
when my mom told me I am handsome

What is the difference between nigger and a bucket of shit?

A bucket

>>68502435
Q : How come nazis never gassed the niggers ?

>>68504450
A: Because niggers stole all the gas :DDDDDD

>>68504497
A : Well, try to get a black man to take a shower !

that was actually the answer but yours is good to :D

>>68504539
Thank u franc u r silliest

Why you shouldn't play chess with Macedonians?

THEY'LL STEAL YOUR KING!!!!
XDDDDDDDDD;D

>>68502435
it's 30cm long, has a purple head, and makes the ladies go crazy, what is it?
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crib death

>>68512674
No it goes
>a gay nigger is in a gay bar with his friend
>another faggot notices nigger
>"hey chocolate hooney ;) wanna blowjob?"
>gay nigger gets up and punches the faggot into coma
>what you did that for? asks nigger's friend
>"cuz he waz tryina offer me job"

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>>68502435

How do you recogize a Dutch ship?

No seagulls flying behind it

A finn, a norwegian, a swede and a faggot are sitting by a fire in a camp. The finn throws more wood in the fire and says "in finland we have so much wood we can waste it how much we ever want. The norwegian grabs an oil canister and throws some in the fire saying "well have the oil and we can waste it like this". The faggot looks at swede and goes "please dont no dont hurt me'

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>>68502520

>>68502572
kek

>>68512799
hahahahaha this is fucking brilliant

>>68512770

Tfw 2 inteligont chu be right wing.

>>68503867
win

>when people think that their lives matter in any way or that there is any point in appreciating art, having social divides and obeying a greater authority

hilarious!

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>>68513699
I know that feel

>Tfw can only laugh at enlightened left wing satirist humour and not right wing lazy racism and sexism

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>>68512770
ahh yes

Estonian walking in a shady area of Tallinn when 4 russians gang up on him.
The leader of the gang walks up and says ''Alright, pidor, we're going to beat you up now.''
The estonian says ''Well that's not fair, there's 4 of you and only 1 of me.''
''Fair enough. Aleksei, Vadim. Go to the estonian's side.''
''Well this isn't fair either, now there's 3 of us and only 2 of you.''
The leader gives it a few moments of thought, then pipes up: ''Alright, estonian, you can fuck off. We'll deal with this ourselves.''

>>68513698
What's the acme of patience?

Waiting for a Dutchman to buy you a drink.


How do you know you're flying over Holland?

There's toilet paper hanging from the drying racks.


How do they bury people in Holland?

with their butts above the ground, so they can be used a bicycle stands.

What's a Dutchman under a tanning bed?

A cheese croquette.

>>68516328
What's black on the outside and crispy on the inside?


a nigger with bone cancer

>>68516510
What's a Moroccan with a spoon up its ass?

a pedal bin

>knock knock

who's there?

>police

police who?

>THIS THE POLICE WE HAVE A WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST PLEASE COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP

?!?!?

>OH SHIT HE HAS A GUN

>BAM
>BAM
>BAM

>SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED

*puts the already dead man in handcuffs*

>SIR YOU ARE UNDER ARREST STOP RESISTING ARREST STOP RESISTING ARREST

*the handcuffed corpse lays motionless and silent*

>BAM
>BAM
>BAM
>BAM
>BAM

*now the dead man is full of holes and gushing blood like a fountain*

The is average American life

>>68502435
This is extremely hurtful, and will only deepen the divides across the civilized world.

>>68513902
Now that I've gone through communism, Catholic distributism, Jacobinism, and classical liberalism; I've ultimately decided on being skeptical about everything.

Except for skepticism