/brit/

going to have a wank

Skkkrrrrrrrrrrt

Wanking profusely

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I'll do it

Gimme a minute lad

>>68501088
JFs out

>>68501088
>tfw english-german master race

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>>68501100

daily reminder australia should only have 2 timezones . it makes me very butthurt.

>>68501088
How do I prove my whiteness, boyos?

>>68501140
hhmmmm nice try sweetie

just realised i'm a bit of a degen

ate 4 mince pies, 23 jaffa cakes and drank 3 cans of stella for breakfast

Peter Hitchens is really putting a lot of eggs into the 'there will be mass power-cuts' basket

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Good morning

>>68501158
Isn't it funny

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me in the white coat in the middle

>>68501140
we only have 2 and a half timezones

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>>68501153
>4 mince pies, 23 jaffa cakes and drank 3 cans of stella for breakfast

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Really causes one to have a bit of a ponder.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Anarchism/comments/5hlsw8/heads_up_people_the_altrights_new_strategy/db16kwv/

stay vigilant everyone the antifa activists are coming :(

Hello lads. My great half nephew just died and I have come into a lot of money. He had abused me when I was younger. Ive never gotten over his death, he was a role model for me, taught me all I know, many facts... 100 million to be precise. The next poster to get dubs in response to this will receive 0.1% of it

off to the pub lads

>>68501171
>german """empire"""

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>>68501135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ew1UCCQp9o


I will now kill myself

>>68501181
redirect them to /brit/ ahaha

>>68501175
What did the mail actually get wrong though? They said isolated Muslims (which indicates it isn't the entire population) believe the UK is 75% Islamic, and they do

>>68501208
better than me desu

Off to shoot some pigeons with my new shotgun.

Laters.

>Violence isn't necessary most of the time but without the capacity for and threat of violence fascists will ignore you.
Like I do not want and do not expect to ever shoot another human being but I do want fascists to know that, if necessary, I can drop them at 500 yards.

>>68501189
this post is surreal

>>68501208
cute.. CUTE

>>68501153
what's for lunch then

>I used to be a pacifist, people like this one made me change
>91 upvotes

this must be ironic

>>68501208
Sandy sells seashells by the seashore, as fast as you can.

>>68501254
wanna do a spanish one lad

>A pack of cigarettes costs a few dollars but could be worth up to 10 times that to a prisoner, many of whom have no friends or family supporting them. Most prisoners smoke but even if they don't they can still trade or sell the cigarettes. Just get a cheap brand of cigarettes, the prisoners aren't picky. Try not to throw them anything in view of their supervising officer; you can throw stuff ahead of where they are working - they will find your gifts.
>Other things prisoners will appreciate include: Money, Drugs, Rolling Papers, Lighters, Hats/sunglasses, Food, Porn Magazines, Clothing items like gym shorts/tank tops/beanies.
>Depending on the item, consider putting it in a plastic bag. Be safe, don't crash your car throwing stuff out the window.

–]bushiz 5 points 3 hours ago
>Violence isn't necessary most of the time but without the capacity for and threat of violence fascists will ignore you.
>Like I do not want and do not expect to ever shoot another human being but I do want fascists to know that, if necessary, I can drop them at 500 yards.

kinda weird how reddit banned /r/niggers for "inciting violence" (it didn't), yet leftists are allowed to do exactly this unchallenged

>>68501088
>no darkies edition
Not a big fan of this edition desu. I'll be having a word with the authorities later.

>>68501268
Chorizo chorizo mestizo cheetos

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>Like I do not want and do not expect to ever shoot another human being but I do want fascists to know that, if necessary, I can drop them at 500 yards.

>>68501222
Because they equated "Muslim" with "Asian", which is wrong.

They also failed to mention the Asians in question were schoolchildren, giving the impression that the Asians who believed the UK was a majority Asian country were fully functional adults.

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lol

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getting my daily dose of nice flat tummies

>>68501285
Tres tristes tigres tragaban trigo en un trigal

>>68501262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d3T5lTSBy2

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>>68501208

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>Like I do not want and do not expect to ever shoot another human being but I do want fascists to know that, if necessary, I can drop them at 500 yards.

>>68501208
CUTE! O-One more maybe?


A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to teach two young tooters to toot;
Said the two to the tutor,
“Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?”

>>68501257
ordering a pizza

>>68501300
stop posting these mediocre cum depositories

>>68501298
>Step-mom blowjob
Sort your life out mate

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>>68501196
*scowls at you*

>>68501322
only watched it because I rate the bird in it

>>68501322
this

fucking yank, search for step-MUM to get british women in the video

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>mfw reddit antifas spam archived threads

>>68501301
Not bad. Now do it even faster <:^)

im only into (NOT)Sisters

>>68501300
The one on the left is very much an emperor's new clothes situation. As in, people pretend she's attractive because they think others think so, but she isn't really

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>i rate the bird

>>68501088
australia will be yellowed. soon they will have political power

https://www.reddit.com/r/SocialistRA/

ahahahahaha

>>68501222
Oh fuck off it's the DM. Misleading headlines, provocative journalism, unsourced and any other propaganda they can spew is all they do.

Right or left wing you cannot defend that shite.

>>68501363
so is the one on the right

>>68501371
haha that is exactly how he seemed like

>>68501319

>mediocre

they're both literal models

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>>68501314
NO
>>68501354
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ua1m03kJMD

That's it

No more

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>>68501374

Welcome to our new /leftypol/ friends :)

>Find your local fascists, spray paint their cars, slash their tires, label their houses. Let them know they aren't welcome.


scary anarchist big bois

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>>68501416
grim

just found a realy great sub reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/

>>68501181
>anarcho-communist
>queer anarchist
>LGBT POC transhuman -anarcho-communist

What the fuck is wrong with these freaks

>>68501391
models are mostly mediocre they just have an ideal body shape to display clothes

>>68501088
A so called ""Hola amigos!"" to you, lads

>spouting
>spewing

hate these words desu

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481453747818.webm

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tbqh honest spanish posters are actually really good posters on 4chan and now I think about it, every spaniard I've met in real life has been a top lad as well

hmm

>>68501429
kek

would love to see what some of these anarchist lads look like

reckon they've got the collective muscle mass of a flan

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>>68501413
please

>>68501413
You sound like you'd make a nice twink bf la

Fly to Australia

>>68501416

long cat is long

>>68501477
Your inmigration policy is great I hear

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>>68501469
>reckon they've got the collective muscle mass of a flan

>>68501466
the annoying cunts all got sent to the new world

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>>68501469

>>68501469
>reckon they've got the collective muscle mass of a flan
HOWLING

>people think model is synonymous with attractive
It just means not ugly as fuck, probably tall and thin as well. There's plenty of girls out there I'd rather fuck who could literally never be a model, over actual models.

>>68501494
>Games workshop attracts autists

Who'd've thought it?

>>68501429
link the post pls I cant see it

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>>68501524
a lot of models are butt ugly

like cara for example

>>68501503
howling

the stature of a cripple

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>tfw your mum fancies you

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Ello there lil fella

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>>68501503
shaking in my jack boots

>>68501540
my ancestral homeland is unaffected by high immigration. fuck off londoner

>>68501560
me in the pompadour

>>68501540
A vote to leave the EU makes it harder for me to live in britain

No spanish twink for you, leavers

>>68501540
doesn't leaving the eu only make it harder for other europeans to move to britain, not third world shitskins?

>>68501546
https://www.reddit.com/r/Anarchism/comments/5ho6my/how_to_combat_the_altright/

>>68501563
Disgoostin

>>68501540
>muuh raycee


Liberal*

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>>68501551
DELET

>>68501563
fuck that

would leave the country in a heartbeat

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>>68501563
pet it

>>68501570
>jack boots
bet you actually own some you little roleplayer

>>68501540
Genetic diversity and migration is how humans survive you dimwit, if we aren't all beige by 2100 we're done, africa will be the leading power

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>it's an fat neets criticise the appearance of literal models episode

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Mum asked me to put the lamb in the fridge last night and I totally forgot

State of it today lads she's going to bollock

>>68501614
Does it smell off?

>>68501604
hes talking to you >>68501570
>>68501556 btw

>>68501563
Regularly see spiders that size in my fucking house you southern hemisphere piece of shit, NOT impressed

>>68501614
Bollock is such an useful word

You can use it for everything in most situations

English is truly the masterlanguage

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>>68501576
'Tis for the greater good.

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>Bungling homeowner widens his driveway so far he cannot use it because street sign is in the way

got a lovely afterglow from last nights flubromazepam

still only slept 7hrs though even though i mixed them with plenty of booze, what the fuck do i need to do to sleep a decent amount?

>>68501628
Wait, wasn't labour anti-EU?

anyone's mum want to cook me a nice sunday roast? and then wank me off in the loo afterwards

I can pay

>>68501621
It's in a sealed bag thing so I don't know, probably will though, been sitting in a warm house for about 20 hours

>>68501640
>mixed them with plenty of booze
yeah, don't do that

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>>68501602
hmm

bout to walk to school on no sleep at 6 am in the cold to return a stupid fucking overdue book

fml

>>68501622
just jealousy lad

really wish that i was him desu :(

Politics these days is no occupation for an honest man . . . neither educated nor honest, he has to be an ignoramus and a rogue

>>68501655
Check. If not it's probably fine if you put it in the fridge now.

Or just go buy some more, idk.

>>68501631

moving the sign seems pretty simple

>>68501668
Write a book about it mate, not interested

>>68501687
council will have you sent down for 30 years

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>>68501668

>>68501684
rouge you say?

Do British girls like the American dick, bongs?

>>68501648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXTvsqUphMc

1/3 of labour voters voted leave

>>68501668
couldn't even pay me to give a fuck

>>68501691
Your wit, sir, astounds!

>>68501640
really need some drugs

>>68501668
kys

>>68501668
dont care, fuck off leaf

>>68501706
1/3 of labour voters aren't left wing.

Aussie posters > Irish posters > NZ posters >>>> Occasional JF posters >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> North American posters

JESUS CHRIST LADS MY POOS ABSOLUTELY REEK

smells like something's crawled up my arse and died

addicted to trying to improving my typing speed

>>68501706
Oh

So the referendum was a total clusterfuck?

>>68501705
Not really.

>>68501730
I know you're doing this on purpose. Gonna smash your head in if you carry on.

>>68501743
haha sorry that was me
*extricates myself*

>>68501737
Don't rate Irish posters

Seem like alright lads but most of their posts are just non-sensical babble or pro-IRA drivel

>>68501757
>So the referendum was a total clusterfuck?
yes, it was a mess of fear mongering and misinformation from everyone

>>68501777
only irish poster i rate is hip hop lad

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never knew obama was such a manlet

>>68501737
Ayy

Watch me do the so called nae-nae, la

>>68501737
wot aboot me

>>68501777
I like it when they make up stories and start fake arguments

daily reminder for daily reminder issuers to issue their daily reminders

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>Proud British man has tattoo of Africa on him to show the world he is a proud Nigerian

daily reminder the i open zero links posted in /brit/

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>>68501779
Sounds like it was fun

>>68501762
American girls like British guys, especially their accents. They see you all as posh and rich, which probably explains alot.

>>68501765
What?

If "supporters" of a left wing party also support a fringe right wing policy informed by their xenophobia and hatred then I see no harm in calling those people what they are: right wing.

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>>68501668

we interrupt this breaking news bulletin to bring you a flashy cross-trainer infomercial

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>>68501825
the memes were top notch

NI posters>aussienz posters>uk caliphate posters>yanks>""republic"""" of """""""ireland"""""" """"""""posters"""""""

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sister just uploaded this to her bebo

>>68501779
>From everyone

No it wasn't.

>>68501757
Well the majority of labour voters are anti war social democrats (Bernie types) but they voted against Owen Jones because muh blair or something. Corbyn is a democratic socialist reformist (Yugoslav type). They're blue pilled senpai.

Irish posters >>>>>>>>German posters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yanks>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>aussie try hard posters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>frenchies

>>68501852
This is the "Well we've got to control our borders" lad, right?

>>68501790
He chose an evolutionarily superior mate and it has resulted in a superior next generation lad
He didn't get caught up in this "womanlets are more attractive" nonsense

>>68501859
Bebo still exists?

>>68501810
got nothing against him but I hope klitscko slaps his head off

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>>68501839
Carry on faggot.

>>68501833
Hugh Grant.

They love Hugh Grant.

>>68501859
need a slutty british gf to poz my negstick

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>>68501883
Are Nige

>>68501867
Tbh I wouldn't vote for anyone remotely associated with Blair either

>>68501890
cunt

>>68501902
Make me, you silly little slut.

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>>68501208
I know you and you are a faggot and you are a fag and you are you

>have a VW amarok
>tax it as a van for better tax rate
>HMRC inspects my workplace
>find out my amarok has a payload of 900kg
>it needs to be 1000kg to be classed as a van
>£5000 bill for unpaid tax, interest and fines

ah yes the government can confiscate bio-survival tokens off you because your vehicle didn't have enough mass

could drink any of you under the table

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>>68501936
There can only be one spaniard

begone

>>68501936
but the robots will do all the work

On the one hand I don't want to get a job or even appear to be trying
On the other having a job would mean my parents probably wouldn't bother me about not going back to Uni again next semester

>>68501945
>lied
>got caught
>wah why they take my money
alri lad

>>68501946
don't know who you are but would love to rock your chin in

>>68501945
>cheat
>get caught cheating
>but!!!!!!

haahahahhaah OKAY

>>68501777
>most of their posts are just non-sensical babble
literally me. I almost never engage in any actual discussion and just dream up preposterous scenarios and post them as if they're normal everyday occurrences

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>>68501925
true dat true dat

What would the world look like if the Whites won the Russian civil war?

>>68501466
Spain just has such a high quality of life that they don't have to be cunts to get their stress out. That's my guess on it.

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>>68502001
much worse

>>68501977
could heem you no drama

>>68501946
could outdrink you no drama

>>68502019
could direct a better drama programme than you

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>Direct flights from Perth to London will be introduced in 2018, marking the first time Australians will be able to fly direct to Europe.

wahey lads, won't have to stop off in some middle east shithole

>>68501494
I've been to a Warhammer convention and everyone stinks

>>68501790
>>68501885
his wife is a tranny

>>68502037
17 hours

>>68502001
russia would have continued to slowly modernise under the Tsar, communism would never have become widespread, if russia still sides with germany in WW2 they would probably win

>>68502018
how come?

Tell me about your weed clubs Spanish anon. Are they just a meme?

>>68502057
2-3 hours fewer in-air time than it would take currently, not including time spent waiting for the connecting flight lad

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>>68502037
>taking flights that stop off in Qatar or UAE
>not stopping off for a few days in SEA, China, Korea or Japan

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>>68502067
No soviet aesthethics, more ucranians

>>68502034
NEVER respond to me again

could heem the entirety of north korea

>>68501668
>school

JANNY

>>68502001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4YDkWzQZAw

>>68502057
>free DVT with every flight

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>>68502098
i'm calm u kno bruv

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probably won of my greatest achievements in the last 5 years

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is it a good idea to eat food when you're sick? i think i'm sick and i'm hungry but all i have to eat is a leftover subway

>>68502037
My gf will be able to visit her british relatives when she gets time off from her job as a pastry chef. She'll probably make me take care of her pet eel while she's gone.

post the first video that appears in your subs page

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnXEIlCrEgA&t=0s

>>68502138
fuck off thailad you attention seeking runt

>>68502001
probably the same. don't think it matters all that much what type of govt russia has, the resulting society is essentially the same (poor, oppressive, insurmountable drink and drug addiction etc)

they still want to be their own corner of the world and don't really want to open up

>>68502148
crackers, brothy soups and ice pops

>>68502148
Your body uses the energy you get from food to do many things, such as fight illness.

>>68502001
Dont know about the world, but I'm sure that you would ask in that case "what would be if red won".

>>68502148
make tomato soup and a cheese toastie

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Goodbye lads

>>68502170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuauSta4kHw

>>68502148
nah your body doesn't need food, especially when unwell.

fucking moron.

>>68502170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81ZRYTD1qbY

He llo I a m dark-ie wazzup ;)

>>68502170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkjETwhI5Ys

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>>68502210
bye spen

>>68502210
ta

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>>68502215
>>68502208
>>68502185
>>68502188
eating some crackers thanks lads

business idea: /brit/ - the collectible card trading game

>>68502170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azTWrBTbh6I

my life is pathetic

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>>68502287
I feel you fa.m
we had a 4 days festive and i've done literally nothing

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there's a literal ancient lost under water city in china

>>68502279
Will trade you a spare shiny 190kg for your fatcam

>>68502170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEVa_JhFoUg

>>68502329
i live there

>>68502037

I'd rather stop off, being on the same plane for 17 hours sounds awful. In fact when I went to Singapore I deliberately chose a longer layover in Dubai (3hrs vs 1hr) to give myself a breather, have something to eat, have a shit etc. Though as it turned out due to delays I had to run through the terminal and only made the connection with 8 minutes to spare.

>>68502329
>atrantis

trading shiny porridge or limited edition amir for foil ben lads

>>68502329
Atrantis

>>68502330
sorry lad, busy building a batter deck

>>68502329
>da Rost Shitty of Atrantis

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>>68502287
Watch some telly

>>68502170

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oWW-GGbp1s

>>68502353
>>68502356
hmmmmmmm

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>>68502353
>>68502356
rowling at ris

>>68502324
>Spanish flag
>and I've done literally nothing
Really? woah

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>>68502279
>tfw you get a holographic thailad

>>68501088
Кгыыфшты фкy цpшey

>>68502170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM9qKNbNbXI&t=0s

business idea: write posts rike chinks wourd pronounce them

>>68502398
I'm really embracing my heritage, hold me down lads

>>68502405
>costs 8 (You)s to summon

underpowered shite

>Girls, when the guys aren't around, what are your true thoughts on Pascal's principles of hydrostatics?
>23,490 upvotes

mammal-like reptiles

>>68502416
Russians are white
*fix*

>>68502431
*Embraces you*
*Holds you down*

>took friday off work
>was going to get things done, relax, feel comfy and christmassy over my long weekend
>spent 2 days drunk playing shitty video games and wanking
>achieved nothing
>work tomorrow
;_;

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>>68502445

>>68502482
is this a real job or part-time

>>68502170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnWNXrROTag

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>>68502356
You bloody pikey bogan, I'll fucking have you runt

got alien isolation but its scary and im stuck at some part

i love to dab

>>68502511
real job

making a Pee Bee Un Jay sammich

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>>68502476
>notices your battle of the bulge
OwO, whats this!?

>>68502535
How is Mr. Schuberwitz's car?

why do the bishes always flake on me

>>68502170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prSSf65Ze5g

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>>68502549

>>68502554
don't really understand this post

>>68502549
>Allied victory of the bulge
das it mane

>>68502329
That's cool until you find out it was flooded in 1959 to make a hydro power plant.

>watching random shit on youtube
>unwittingly veer off into the world of youtube gaming

its like a fucking parallel universe that whole scene. full of literal who's with 10m+ subs who apparently are big deals but I have never heard of whatsoever

>>68502584
i do

>>68502574
your height begins with a 5 in imperial

I had an awkward episode with her (we were both drunk as fuck and she said she would fuck me but she didn't feel like that in that moment and I started rambling like "come on, don't behave like this, let's do it, why do you do this"), but she seemed to be fine with me after that. We haven't ever mentioned the incident and like we saw each other some times in the street and she stopped and made small talk and ahit. She gave me likes on Facebook and shit. It's also to say that I texted her while drunk a couple times like "where u at??" but she replied a couple hours later so I was already at my crib and shit.
Well, yesterday night I saw her, I'm sure she saw me and she didn't say hi or shit.
Why?

>>68502170
https://youtu.be/RvSX7JkYNZw

>>68502615
no i don't

>>68502623
>come on, don't behave like this, let's do it, why do you do this
You deserve to die a virgin.

>>68502549
now now boys no need to fight

there's enough to go around

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Should have learnt a skill or a trade instead of playing video games in my teens

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>>68502623
because you were a one night stand
next friday she'll be with another one
I am enraged at the sight of thots

>>68502623
I've come back just to laugh at you

Jesus Christ

>>68502622
i reckon you can get away with like 5'11 or 5'10 desu

girl on the weekend didn't believe me on the weekend when i said i was 5'11 and thought i was over 6'

trackies are drenched in spunk

>>68502685
or have a normal brain and do both

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went down to make a cuppa tea and stood on a thumbtack

>>68502701
>wrote "on the weekend" twice

ffs haha

happened on the weekend btw

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>>68502707
>or have a normal brain

If only

>>68502716
Dont die haha

>>68502701
most girls are genuinely awful judges of height which is the main reason the manlet memes aren't accurate.

>>68502686
But I've known her for longer than that single night
And she was nice the days after, even a week ago she saw me on a saturday night, I didn't saw her and she yelled my name
>>68502674
Just to make things worse, all that shit happened at her crib

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>>68502743
If only...

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>flatmate in uni used to beg me to go and seek help because i was clearly depressed and drinking 2 litres of white cider a day, special brew and sainsburys basics rum, plus smoking weed daily and snorting mkat, ket, coke and popping pills constantly
>even said she would go with me to the doctors if i was too nervous
>she realised i'd never get help and gave up on me
>that was 2009
>haven't spoken to her for 5 years
>i'm much worse now

>/brit/ getting raided by 3 spaniards edition

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in a similar circumstance

>>68502770

a manlet joined my work, he's about 5'5" maybe even 5'4", and the dumb bints i sit with were speculating if he was under 5 foot or not

>>68502716
are you okay

>>68502791

So you spoke to her 2 years ago?

>>68502781
really made me think
maybe she was embarassed in public

>>68502816
is this revenge for the armada?

>>68502791
hahahahaha

>>68502830
yeah it goes both ways but if you're on the taller side of averages then they'll think you're taller desu

>>68502816
wish you would've won the armada war thing desu x

just did a smely fart

>>68502830
my sister is 5'2 and used to swear she was as tall as some of her mates who wouldn't have been less than 5'7

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>be yank
>lurk in /brit/
>keep seeing the "northern powerhouse" and "poortherner" gimmick
>wonder what they're on about
>look at a map
>assume "northern" means scotland
>later find out it means anything above glaucester and peterborough

love reading uni generals on /r9k/ and watching the pathetic student rabble sit in their misery knowing full well I've been there, done that, smashed it and don't have to worry about bollocks like essays or anything again

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>>68502851
>>68502863
Fucking storms I swear

>>68502834

Last time I spoke to her I gave her a hug outside her house in 2011. She moved to another city, she's married with a kid now.

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>>68502816

>>68502770
terrible judges of dick size as well

business idea: benevolent dictatorship

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>tfw you still think about minor interactions with girls from 10 years ago

>>68502890
the north starts at the watford gap

>>68502909
I know how to measure dicks properly, anglo-san

>>68502893

The 9-5 is way harder than the student life, I would give anything to go back to those days of 8 hours of lectures a week, a couple of "seminars" and smoking weed every day watching challenge TV,

>>68502901
Dry ur eyes m8

>>68502830
Yeah I remember the girls in my job going on about how they like tall lads and were talking about some lad who came in who was 6'4 but they thought he was 6'0
fucking retards

Je t'aime.

>>68502845
Nigga she yelled my name in public
On another occasion he was like "a ver si quedamos" in public
Even if she was embarrassed, that's no reason for not even saluting me with a head gesture or something