>Insult Italy >Nobody replies because there are no

I am Romanian.

>>68499318
It's only 10am, we're asleep

>>68499529
This.
I've just woken up, dude

>>68499529
You are always sleeping. We see more Belgians than Italians while they are only 10 millions. We never see you making threads and we never see you participating to existing threads. All what you do is to go to /ita/. The board is called /int/ INTERNATIONAL, then fuck off from /int/ if you only want to stay between yourselves.

Shitaly

>>68499608
Actually i don't go to /ita/ because it's shit

>>68499631
Fuck negroburger

>>68499634
Hey, why your people always try to fuck foreigners over, is it a national tradition?

What >>68499634 said
/ita/ has been a piece of shit for years now
I mostly browse other boards, I'm on /int/ right now just because I'm bored

>>68499634
Si infatti sul filo Italia e meglio non andarci ,sono tutti strani e se non la penso come loro non ti calcolano sembra di stare in Sardegna

>>68499608
Then? You should be happy to not see Italian on /int/ saving the hate.

Can I get around Aosta Valley knowing only French and English?

>>68499749
Si si

>>68499758
You can get around anywhere knowing only English, French is a plus

>>68499745
>replies in Italian outside of /ita/
>replies in Italian to a post written in English

>>68499779
Whoa for real? I wanna learn Italian in the future and maybe visit your cunt one day, but I can really get around ANYwhere with English? Even the smallest of small towns?

>>68499802
I doubt it t b h, most Italians can't into English.
You may find some exceptions of course, but they're gonna be few and far between.

>>68499802
Well ok you could have some problems in small towns with old people but you don't really need to ask complex things

>>68499802
All you need to know in Italian is "donde estas" + where you need to go... and of course "Je ne parle pas l'Italienne".

>>68499794
Io faccio come cazzo mi pare falsone di ita filo
Peo
3

why do you keep saying this? creep

O sole mio
Mamma mia xDD

>>68499318
shItalians are huge normies

>>68499465
>>68499529
>>68499590
>>68499634
>>68499657
>>68499679
>>68499745
>>68499749
>>68499766
>>68499779
>>68499794
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>>68500714
>all these irish people

>>68501755
top o' the morning to ye

>>68499846
>>68501346
these.

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>>68499318
Don't worry pierre we love you too.

>>68501832
morning to you as well :) dear irish men

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>>68502222
Nice quads

>>68499318

i wish i were french

>>68499318
I just woke up

Half of Italians have never used the internet in their lives, the other half is too dumb to venture outside of Facebook and Twitter.
http://www.corriere.it/tecnologia/14_dicembre_18/istat-22-milioni-italiani-non-hanno-mai-utilizzato-internet-0132389e-8698-11e4-bef5-43c0549a5a23.shtml

>>68499318
Italians don't exists
We're all romanians now. My name is Bogdan Alexandrescu

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>>68504416
Mmm

>>68499802
>I wanna learn Italian in the future and maybe visit your cunt one day
please, don't

>>68499465
>>68504641
frații mei români

>>68504705

you guys love cheese pizza

Italian don't love Italy but they love their own city

>>68504901
how do you know that?

>>68504822
Well what can I say
We took after the Greeks, after all.

>>68504901
I hate my own city but I love my region

>>68504964
My wife is Italian

>>68504901

Rome is a shithole. Give me a cute japanese gf and I'll come live in Sapporo.

It's because we are the first to insult italy

We love banter so much we make it out by ourselves already

>>68505013
pic or it didn't happen

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>>68505013

>>68504901
I hate my city, it's a shithole in the middle of the prealps with nothing interesting.

We are literally famous because we are the province with the highest rates of suicides in italy.

But there's a lot of cities in italy who are great.
Close to my province there's turin and that's a nice big city

>>68499318
I'm not Italian but don't insult my Italian Bros you French p.o.s

i have bigge dicke

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>>68499318
>insulting SHITaly
you're doing god's work anon, keep going

>>68505020
Sapporo is too cold to live for Italian

>>68505216
If you can manage it, I'm sure he'll be just dandy

Give him his cute anime girl and passport.

>>68499608
this

We have West Slavs who are the first generation in their country to actually be able to speak English starting threads every day. All the Italians, one of the largest countries of Europe, just stay in their general and argue about whose pasta sauce uses too much salt.

>>68505307
i fucked ur mum

>>68505307
>argue about whose pasta sauce uses too much salt.
I wish, 90% of /ita/ posts are random insults and homicide threats

>>68505464
I thought we established already that /ita/ was a containment thread for underage fags
It doesn't represent us

>>68505680
Honestly there are 2/3 easily recognizable Italian posters on /int/ that seem to be even more retarded than /ita/, and they're responsible for most of Italian posts here. I know they're not /ita/ posters because all the Italians outside of it talk shit about the general. Most of the good Italian posters left /int/ completely.

>>68504822
Too bad there's no cheese pizza with the production quality of BLACKED.COM.

>>68505811
I'm one of them.
AMA.

>>68505931
No you're not. They all write without capitalizing the first letter. One of them is a Northerner, one a Southerner (probably the infamous "pugliese furente") and one a Sardinian.

>>68505811
I'm also on of the greatest italian posters both inside and outside of /ita/
They know me as the dutchman.

>>68506001
kek

>>68505998
>They all write without capitalizing the first letter.
sometimes I do, sometimes I don't
I always capitalize "I", tho
that's my trademark

>>68506001
Let's not give him any attention por favor

>>68506040
>I always capitalize "I", that's my trademark
No shit, it is supposed to be capitalized

>>68506283
Not everyone does, turbotard. You're also supposed to capitalize every letter after a period or a question mark, but you often see people do:
>hurr ita ita. do you ita ital? ital

>>68504901
I love my city and my region but I hate other cities in my region, I also love Italy but I'm ready to criticize everything and everyone.

>>68506706
Yeah but you can't really call it a trademark since basically everyone does that.
It would be more effective if you actually didn't capitalize it, like this cunt here does
>>68505191

>>68499318
t. France

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>>68499318
>>Insult Italy


done

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>>68505998
I'm the sardinian.

Venice will be sunk?

>>68505013
ZITTO

>>68507279
fingers crossed

>>68507279
happiest day of my life

>>68507303
>>68507475
please no

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>tfw dad's family is from Palermo

>>68507685
I'm so sorry, hopefully you can still find joy in life and God even if nature played a bad joke on you

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wew lad

>>68507729

he's eyes are pitch black and got chestnut brown hair

is he white?

>>68507872
no Italian is white so no.

>>68505020
t.calabrese

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>>68505013
Now gib Jap gf or I'll go Hiroshima on your ass you race traitor.

i remember choosing italian as my 2nd foreign language in highschool because i thought it would be at least easier than french.

it wasn't.

i just can't deal with romance langauges

>>68508006
Not him but you're delusional if you disagree with that, Rome is truly an absolute shithole

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>>68507937

but they're qt

i like italia

>>68508058
can smell the 'nduja from here lad

is Palermo as much of a shithole as people say it is?

>>68508189
people say that?

we usually say Naples is the shithole of Italy, Palermo is a nice city.

>>68508189
everything south of the Po river is a shithole

>>68508233
cuck

>>68508391
terrone

Italian flag
Green part means olive
White part means cheese
Red part means wines

>>68508052
Eh don't worry about it.
Even Italians suck at speaking Italian.

>>68508494
wow

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>>68508494

>>68507279
We're working to not make it happen

>>68510295
How?
You poo in river?

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>>68499318
come to il filo >>68499339

were a crazy bunch of folks and we now english too! real fun memes also

>>68508189
yes, went there recently for the first time. I knew it was no Vienna but fucking hell that city is a god damn shit hole

>>68510478
Go away, your filo sucks

>>68510936
this

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>>68505998
>tfw I am tuscan but I cosplay as a terrone furente

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>>68499465

Rumeno >>>/out/

>>68499318
I remember when that Icelandic girl used to cause massive Italian butthurt a year ago.

They would coagulate in those threads.

>>68511132
irlandez cu steag englez imbecil

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>>68507741
>>68505208
t.Josè "pisellino" Nespolini

>>68505013
CHINK'D

comfiest italian thread I've been on in a while t b h

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gib italian gf

>>68511418
where is the black buck to cuck the italian guy after he leaves for work?

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>>68511418
brit orcs can't touch italian girls. First you have to walk on my dead body

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>>68511501
italians are moving here in record numbers 2bh so who knows

>>68511671
>camerieri
>lavapiatti
you can touch them, we don't want them back

>>68511671
stop posting this ugly whore

>>68499529
did mama wake you up?

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>>68511977
memato alla grande xDD
+1 upvote

>>68512029
Yes, it is, for me. I have said so is my fucking opinion. What the fuck do you want? I can not even express my opinion, I precisely because I wrote it, the pig god porcaccio? What the fuck you want, but made an avalanche of your fucking business, human shit. You're a huge asshole, FOR ME. Yes, for me, you are a huge fool, fool of shit, you have problems? Well deal with it, demented idiot idiot idiot, because it is my opinion, and I can express it when and where stracazzo seems to me, ass-face asshole asshole.

>>68512150
Is this pasta?

>>68512422
If it wasn't already, it is now

>>68512150
Is this dialogue from The Sopranos or something?

>>68505208
Ciao Sardegnolo! Niente più fakes sugli antroforum?

>>68512576
What the bau bau micio micio did you just ciapèt say about me, you little besugo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Kooly Noody, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tapiri on Sgarbi, and I have over 300 confirmed su e giù e tric e trac. I am trained in triccheballacche warfare and I’m the top Capitan Ventosa in the entire Mediaset armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Romano Prrr... Romano Prr... Romano Prodi!. I will biro-biro you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this programma, mark my fucking word di cui abbiamo una diapositiva. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? E allora??? E allooooora??? Eh eh eh! As we speak I am contacting my secret network of inviati across Italy and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the tapiro, besugo. The Che roba! Che roba! that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ciapèt. You’re fucking è lui o non è lui? kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can farti accapponare i capelli in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in STACCHETTO, but I have access to the entire arsenal of LE VELINE and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bau bau off the face of the micio micio, you little CERTO CHE E' LUI! If only you could have known what unholy SOS GABIBBO your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, E allora??? E allooooora??? Eh eh eh, , you goddamn Pino..Abete. I will shit fury all over you and you will be in a cul de sac. You’re fucking attapirato, kiddo.

>>68508494

>Green is basil
>White is mozzarella
>Red is tomato sauce

Pizzaflag.jpg

>>68508494
Japanese flag
Red part means mushroom cloud
White part means surrender and end of war

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