/brit/

>>68493691

t. runtoid who can't face his own thoughts

don't reply to my posts EVER again

Which country has the best underground rave scene?

In my experience it's Pakistan

Ttþttttþtttttþtttttþtþtþyyyýttytttþttttttwwwwtrŕrrrþoooòoooiįvvvvvvvvbbbbbccćçxxxxeeêhhhhggğtþtþtttttttþ

>>68493698
I'm a guy. That is my point you retarded fuck. I want to meet friends because im an autist with none but no guys my own age accepted. Only older guys. We could get on but bet they're homo erectus.

>>68493697
https://youtu.be/F1JGnOYNzMU?t=1m36s

>>68493733
delete this post mate

santa may or may not be coming to town

>>68493697
Why would you even make this post?

Are you 13 years old?

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The conflict was caused by Prussian ambitions to extend German unification and French fears of the shift in the European balance of power.

A series of swift Prussian and German victories in eastern France, culminating in the Siege of Metz and the Battle of Sedan, saw Napoleon III captured and the army of the Second Empire decisively defeated.

On 18 January 1871, the German princes and senior military commanders proclaimed Wilhelm "German Emperor" in the Hall of Mirrors at the Palace of Versailles.

Germany had established itself as a major power in continental Europe, boasting the most powerful and professional army in the world.

The defeat in the Franco-Prussian War led to the birth of Revanchism (literally, "revenge-ism") in France, characterised by a deep sense of bitterness, hatred and demand for revenge against Germany.

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>people are actually turned on by farts

>>68493766
Everyone in this picture is so happy. I wish I was happy.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1481421733639.webm

travelling alone sounds so grim

>>68493750
he's seen a few autistic australians do it and now thinks its an easy way to banter

>>68493758
interesting posts

haha

>>68493782
don't know what i expected

This reddit yank mong and his rave gimmick both deserve extremely painful deaths. I will take care of the latter. The former...I will delegate to the Janitor.

Leave Canada to me.

>>68493790
Nah

You've just got to hit up the UNDERGROUND RAVE SCENE

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British girls tbphwyf

>>68493803
new zealand is reddit australia

>>68493790
Pretty sound desu

Did 3 weeks solo before meeting 3 friends for 2 weeks last year

Some hostels are shit but the majority have a bunch of other people travelling solo or looking to meet other people anyway so it feels like freshers week again

>>68493782
time to wank

Painfully lonely

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what's wrong with the lad on the left?
why does his neck and head look out of place?

>>68493824
again, for normies

>>68493790
Did it in thailand and it was the best time of my life. It forces you to meet people and make friends, now I have a few friends from all over the world

>>68493836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlVrWsEUFGY

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>>68493851
alri mate

>>68493811
if god is real why does he make big tits sag???

Just did a wank to tigerr benson

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have not wanked for 6 days

I have transcended time and space

Haha! What's that? Say that again... Mister *glances at your nametag* Runt? YOU want a break? Get back to work. My ferrari money won't make itself.

>>68493836
it'll eventually go away with anxiety and apathy taking over then you can either medicate or do a cheeky 'cide

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>>68493880
delet

>>68493884
fake tits are really disgusting

>>68493810
what are you doing m8

autechre live in Krakow tbqhwyl

>>68493907
t. Chaim Goldstein

>>68493920
she is such a wacky jap

>>68493961
delete this racist post right now. I'm literally shaking right now

>>68493933
Yeah but its sort of arousing. Like sara jay is pretty ugly but thats part of her appeal

Germany had won decisively and established a powerful Empire, while France went into chaos and military decline for years.

When Austria-Hungary and Germany formed an alliance in 1879, it was one of the more surprising alliances of its time.
Austria-Hungary was a weak ally and France and Russia grew closer. In 1881, Italy lost in the competition with France to establish a colony in Tunis.

To enlist diplomatic support, Italy joined Germany and Austria-Hungary to form the Triple Alliance in 1882.

Might propose to the gf next year in Florence lads

Still feels a bit weird

>>68493884
got a few vids of her weeing recently. she's pretty fat these days

Do you ever walk past a random group of mates and think, yeah I'd really fit in there

>>68494017
I only virgin walk

>>68494017
no
I have never thought this

>gets back to flat after 12 hours travelling back from 7 days in sunny JF land
>pours self a whiskey on the rocks
>puts feet up

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH YES

time to browse the 'chon

good to be back in the UK or, as I like to call it, old "blighty"

>>68494000
Proposed the wife in Paris last year. She knew it was coming, but she still cried and it was cute to see how happy she was

>>68494000

what's the point of marriage? there are literally and figuratively no upsides for men

disdain for normies

>>68494041
h-herts?

>>68494016
http://pornoslon.org/index.php?topic=1361599.0

>>68494059
p-pyongs?

>>68494053
just provides that bit more security for the child. if you never wanna have kids and get married you're retarded though

>>68494031
>>68494027
stupid runts

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>why yes I do use a Democratic People's Republic of Korea proxy

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>>68494069
is it you?

>>68494080
too intellegent to respond

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The proto-gf

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Heh

Atheists BTFO

>>68494078

ah yes, that makes sense i suppose.

>>68494053
So you can commit to living with someone forever

>>68494118
Kevin Sorbo is great

>>68494118
you also can't disprove that bigfoot exists

post you're dampest memes

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>>68494100

> too

>>68494118
no one can disprove my wee wee hasn't been up his fanny

racism disgusts me

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>>68494107
>those chompers will NEVER (not in any frame of time) pierce the leathery skin of my bollockbag

>tfw used a random character to generate my online identity
>tfw did this because did not want to use my real name in case I do something inappropriate
>tfw it randomly generated my real name along with my birthday
>tfw I still used it to play chess on lichess.org
>tfw have to be careful and can't banter my opponent since afraid he will go apeshit

I used wanted to have fun

>>68494157

and so it should

>>68494175
*just
>>68494157
narcissism, selfishness, and greed disgusts me

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>>68493758
and so Darth Revan was born

nepotism is legal corruption. disgusting, barbaric practice

any good asian porn videos I should wank to tonight?

>>68494232
Yeah, taking care of people close to you is the height of barbarism.

>>68494232
lol get some some connections you stupid pleb

>>68494244
stop making us look bad

move back to bongland

>>68494276
>muh flags reputation on a tibetan caterpillar forum

HOWLING

>>68494263
>>68494252
stupid runts. cease your incessant, mindless babbles for you are merely wasting your breath

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ahh yes another black male white female interracial couple on television

>>68494244
nice
yes
read all of it

>>68494094
i would fuck this girl

>>68494276
I'm not foing anywhere hahahaha

>>68494286
Wouldn't expect a pseudoyank to understand

>>68494244
is this batshit josie or that korean mong

>>68494305
she won't fuck you unless you are chinese

>>68493674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raYp23KCBnM

>>68494050
I'm happy for you :3

>>68494053
It'll be nice for our future children and her family are wealthy

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Germany, in contrast to Austria-Hungary, had by 1905 no real territorial goals within Europe.

Assuming French hostility and a desire to recover Alsace-Lorraine, Moltke (the Elder) drew up a deployment plan expecting that another rapid victory could be achieved


The Schlieffen Plan was the name given after World War I to the thinking behind the German invasion of France and Belgium on 4 August 1914.

The plan called for a quick mobilization though Luxembourg and Belgium, and a quick capture of Paris before France could fully mobilize. It required a slow Russian mobilization or Russian neutrality.

On 28 July 1914, Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia.

On 29 July, Russia, declared partial mobilization against Austria-Hungary.

Kaiser Wilhelm II asked his cousin, Tsar Nicolas II, to suspend the Russian general mobilization. When he refused, the German government ordered general mobilisation and declared war on Russia in defense of Austria.

The French government ordered general mobilisation in defense of Russia.

The German Army opened the Western Front by invading Luxembourg and Belgium.

BrainSlug = Big Nig (no space)

>>68494315
I'm starting a new mental illness arc with Josie while Poleaboo and Lisicki are on hiatus

>>68494355
shan't

404 time not found ahahaha

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5826bed15c2b6&t=12

babestation tarts with no knickers on

>>68494312
>i dont expect you to understand my autism

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>new zealand

having a think about how terrible my life and life choices are

love babestation desu

>>68494355
why do people say germany started ww1

>>68494421
Memes

>>68494385
really maked me thought

>>68494411
Would probably be more constructive to look forward to figure out how to compensate.

>>68494421
because they did

bloody huns

did a bait thread on /pol/

the place really is full of r.edditors and underageb&

>>68494421
History is written by the winners

morning lads. morning nonce.

>>68494437
nah i'd rather wallow in self pity for the rest of my time

>>68494452
thainigger is banned

>>68494482
well it's a plan, I suppose.

where did all these fucking proxies come from?

>>68494446
wow cuck much?

>>68494482
oh em ge samesies

>>68494411
do this most nights desu

>>68494376
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1481429421357.webm

>>68494508
Why the fuck do you even have internet?

How did you find this place and why are you here?

>tfw you witness kim jun un shitting up the worst general on 4chins

>>68494556
*nods respectfully at the quality of your post*

More than 70 million military personnel, including 60 million Europeans, were mobilised.

Over nine million combatants and seven million civilians died as a result of the war.

In the aftermath of the war, four empires disappeared: the German, Austro-Hungarian, Ottoman, and Russian.

>>68494556
literally this

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>>68494565
wie dumm bist du eigentlich hans

>>68494573
>What is World War 1

>>68494592
Eigentlich garnicht, bin nur rotzbesoffen uezs.

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Feeling classy lads

watching babestation webms

might jump of a cliff

>>68494565
I have been sent here to learn the ways of the foreign devil. I'm onto your secret codes about "having a wank" and "doing a poo"

>>68494625
better book a flight

>>68494625
Do a flip faggot.

>>68494635
fuck you nerd. I want a real answer

In 1914, at the outbreak of World War I, Hitler was living in Munich and voluntarily enlisted in the Bavarian Army. He was present at the First Battle of Ypres, the Battle of the Somme, the Battle of Arras, and the Battle of Passchendaele, and was wounded at the Somme. He was decorated for bravery.

On 5 October 1914, Churchill went to Antwerp, which the Belgian government proposed to evacuate. Churchill was involved with the development of the tank, which was financed from the Navy budget.


Roosevelt's support of Wilson led to his appointment in 1913 as Assistant Secretary of the Navy. In March 1917, after Germany initiated its submarine warfare campaign, Roosevelt asked Wilson for permission, which was denied, to fit the naval fleet out for war.

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>>68494606
besoffen? immer noch? um 5 uhr morgens?! geh sofort ins bett bevor ich dresden wegbomben

dooinjg a pöö häähä

what if nk anon is actually north korean/posting in north korea and it isn't just a proxy

>>68494650
You're too silly to deserve one.

do a barrel roll

hellooooooooo reddit

>>68494652
Ich bin Bayer, bomb die Ossis bis du schwarz wirst.

Außerderm
>Samstag abend
>sich nicht alleine vorm Pc besaufen

Hahnrei. wette du hast nen Job und ne Freundin, du Wichser

>>68494672
As we say in my language

Moruk isch box disch weg inshallah

paprika literally does nothing but add colour

>>68494700
I guess that's why they force you to learn English.

>>68494700
isch masch disch krankenhaus alda

https://youtu.be/HiLr_Y65m5w

>>68494706
Shall be reporting this back to Pyongyang

>>68494724
5 Minuten am Kotti, isch bring meine Kuhseins mit.

Wo hast du so gut deutsch gelernt? Bist du grad bei die Teenigger im Urlaub?

>>68494730
not one pixel

accidently closed the wrong tab

getting the noose ready

music makes you dumber

t. knower

>>68494761
dno bout chrome but right click on firefox will undo it

>>68494762
t.grime listener

boards of Leafistan

retrieved a "chicken curry" recipe from the internet to sample your cuisine

The Red Terror was a campaign of mass killings, torture, and systematic oppression conducted by the Bolsheviks after the beginning of the Russian Civil War in 1918.

At Odessa the Cheka tied White officers to planks and slowly fed them into furnaces or tanks of boiling water; in Kharkiv, scalpings and hand-flayings were commonplace: the skin was peeled off victims' hands to produce "gloves"; the Voronezh Cheka rolled naked people around in barrels studded internally with nails. in Orel, water was poured on naked prisoners bound in the winter streets until they became living ice statues.

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>>68494706
what

*farts on you*

>>68494744
nee ich bin englaender, ich habe nur n bisschen deutsch gelernt. wer zum teufel macht urlaub in england XD

imagine having your country named after a goose, haha

potential gf hasn't replied to a message i sent 2 mins ago

might jump out this window head first

>>68493742
>/int/ - International

>>68494814
dein deutsch seht sich sehr gut an für ein *nglo

>>68494847
stop bullying your little brother

Favourite film?

>>68494814
>wer zum teufel macht urlaub in england

Ich war ne Woche da drunten, mit der Schule in der Oberstufe. War in London, war echt ne Schande was draus geworden ist uezs. Klein-Pakistan, wortwörtlich. Alles voll mit Kothäuten. Ihr seit noch mehr am Arsch als wir uezs. Ich hab mehr arabisch als englisch gehört als ich da war. Wir haben locker 5 Moscheen besucht und nicht eine Kirche.

Am Ende haben wir euch also doch überlebt.Tut mir fast leid für euch, brudi

>>68494856
XD WERE SO QUERKY

LE LEAFS AND EASTER

LOL ALBERT BARBYSA xDDD

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i hide behind a look of smugness, an aura of superiority, and a look of pretentiousness

but deep down my insecurities rip at my flesh like vultures to a dying man lost in the desert

this confession has mean't nothing

>boards of canada
>they're scottish

howling

>>68494862
the good the bad and the ugly

>>68494880
fucking kill yourself already fucking snow nigger

wish this hun bastard would fuck off

The Roter Frontkämpferbund[ abbreviated RFB, was a paramilitary organization under the leadership of the Communist Party of Germany during the Weimar Republic.

Over the years the RFB engaged more and more in violent street fights with the DAP's Sturmabteilung (SA) .

Hitler accepted an invitation to join the DAP on 12 September 1919, becoming party member 555.


In 1923 Hitler enlisted the help of World War I General Erich Ludendorff for an attempted coup known as the "Beer Hall Putsch".

>>68494874
sehr interessant brudi. aber willst du meine eier lecken? bitte?

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>>68494904
start by fucking off yourself, hun

doing a wank to maddie doing a wank
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5846093422666&t=54

>go on date with girl
>feels like we have a good time
>few days later she says shed rather just be friends
>I say sure thinking maybe I could just ignore her for a while and she'll eventually ask to hangout again
>Decide to look up her life on social media
>Her ex-bf is incredibly handsome, objectively attractive.

Surely will be giving up on her completely now. Embarrassing that I thought I had a chance

>>68494934
Alter was bist du eigentlich für ein Hurensohn?

Doing a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TRgZ2x_MuY

>>68494904
excellent post

>>68494903
fuck off to your scat forums

>>68494862
Pan's Labyrinth

On 8 November 1923 Hitler and the SA stormed a public meeting of 3,000 people organised by Kahr in the Bürgerbräukeller, a beer hall in Munich. Interrupting Kahr's speech, he announced that the national revolution had begun and declared the formation of a new government.

Hitler and his followers marched from the beer hall to the Bavarian War Ministry to overthrow the Bavarian government, but police dispersed them. Sixteen NSDAP members and four police officers were killed in the failed coup.

He was depressed but calm when arrested on 11 November 1923 for high treason. Hitler served just over one year in prison.

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>>68494932
>becoming party member 555

Please recommend me a movie to watch
I can't think of anything

>>68494980
>>68494932
What did he mean by this?

>>68494956
du hast meine frage immer noch nicht beantwortet

>>68494988
filth
now FOY

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bash the bosche lads

*sends the german, the yanks, the kiwi, and the australians to the gulags*

*creates an autonomous region for the brits*

ah yes

>>68495036
>the kiwi
there are at least 3 of us
one of them's a pom tho

wish i were handsome so I coudl get a slightly cute, and fun gf

Im a normie in most circumstances except my extreme lack of gf

>spend all life avoiding doing things in case i make a tit of myself
>no experiences at 23
ah yes

thoughts on albert pike?

>>68495043
i was watching some kiwi cop show a while back. some maori got stopped driving a car and said something about "not needing a driving license because he's maori". lol the fuck was that all about?

>>68494875
kys

>>68495008
Kiwis have always been my allies :-(

>>68495043
kys

seriously considering moving out of this shit hole of a country to either canada or australia

>>68495084

why

>>68495070
probably a dissident or something

there's a few people in the maori majority regions who think they should secede lol

>>68495096
because it's fucking shit here

the government can read your internet history for no reason

it's fucking grey and cold all the time

everyone is ugly

there is no real freedom

>>68495084
*checks your profile*

we regret to inform you your application for immigration to Canada has been declined

guarantee I'm the most JUST person here desu

>>68495084
fuck off we're full

Left Britain nearly a decade ago and will be returning for Christmas. Not looking forward to it laddos.

>>68495055

me too except im 19

ah yes

final exam worth 60% of my mark tuesday

and another worth 35% on monday

mmmm not prepared at all for either

TIL that britons call "ladybugs", "ladybirds"

>>68495126
I would happily give my left nut to be able to live in america

why is it so difficult if you're white and/or not from a 3rd world country?

cock smells foul

vile

utterly rancid

>>68495126
foy

imagine being an arts major where all you have to do is memorize definitions and write papers lmao

could easily maintain a 90% average if i was in some bullshit like psychology

>>68495169
>wahh my life here is shit surely if i move countries it will be better!!1

fuck off you pathetic sperg

>talking to girl on tinder
>having a banging conversation, we're each sending about a message a minute and she uses the 'like' feature on a couple of my messages
>five minutes in she just disappears

>>68495135
4 years to do better than me la

>he didn't do a STEM degree at uni
bonus points:
>he didn't do a STEM degree at a rusell group and/or redbrick uni

lolling@ ur pathetic life

86

fuck off back to your containment general

how do we get the canadians to leave lads

>>68495216
>STEM

economics master race

enjoy your little niche role in society while i plan how society itself works

>>68495208
She's probably just using the app because she's bored and she wants to be complimented or something.

>>68495231
never respond to them, no matter what
force them into perpetual lurking

>>68495216

you fell for the stem meme too?

>>68495248
buy low sell high

that's literally iT

>>68495248
>while i plan how society itself works
t. central planning committee member
aka a gommie

>it's an economics wanker tries to justify his shitty degree and weasel his way into the STEM gang episode

>>68495248

did economics in high school and absolutely hated it,

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>did economics in high school and absolutely hated it,

>>68495169

Honestly, because you aren't brown and don't fit into the leftists plans. Hopefully this will change with Trump.

>>68495193

Honestly, it is quite a lot better. The US has a much better standard of living except when it comes to paid holiday.

>>68495267
of course a kiwi runt would say something like this

ffs need you in the gulags asap

>>68495315
didn't state a BIT and absolutely HEEMED the final papers

economics is for literal runts who wank their tiny willies to the Wolf of Wall Street

might do some solo travel next year
want to challenge myself

>>68495317
Go back to /cum/ mate

>>68495351
*study not state

ree

Socialism is better than capitalism

>>68495342

he's right you know, it all comes down to supply and demand... nothing else matters, it's a constant race to the bottom for suppliers and the so-called "monopolies" are usually those markets with a lot of regulations or excessive investment costs which makes it impossible for the little guys to enter.

>>68495370
>he
I'm a girl btw

Just tuned in lads
Why the increased yank hate today?

Is Christiano ronaldo the most athletic white guy?

pewdiepie told everyone he's going to delete his channel at 50 million subscribers then when he hit the 50 million landmark he made a video saying "lol just kidding epic troll"

such a runt

>>68495357
Go to somalia fucking nigger

Normies should be first against the wall

>>68495404
No, Michael Phelps is

>>68495392

too many especially bad yank posters today

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>how's it going 2000 man?
>welcome back to solid ground my friend
>I heard all your controls were jammed
>well it's just nice to have you back again

im such a gambino stan. can't help it i just like everything he does

>>68495365

>Go back to /cum/ mate

I'm still a UK citizen

>>68495463
nobody gives a fuck

atrocious posts from the yanks today

you've managed to be worse than the leafs


>>68495463
you're a seppo. fuck off

>>68495463
What state do you live in lad?

>>68495474
everybody knows canadians are literally the best posters on /brit/

>>68495463
f

o

y

>>68495470

Regardless, I'm still posting here.

>>68495474

I'm a dual UK-US citizen now, so yes I am.

>>68495476

SC

>>68495404
I thought he was Arab?

who's gonna sign a guy with a shank
or a guy with a 9 mil

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>A cute girl will never love me
>A cute girl will never rest her head on my chest and sleep that way
>A cute girl will never spend her time worrying about me, hoping that I'm happy
>A cute girl won't comfort me when I come home from work and tell me how much she loves me
>I will never be a cute girls favorite person

>>68495503
>SC
I'll guess that either work or spouse made this choice for you.

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>>68495519

>>68495519
I had this for 5 years

Honestly wish I never did because living without it after having it is so much worse

Meea navidna cowza sawzneck

absolutely can not get off to anything but pregnant girls lads

>>68495443
good but too short
reminds me of bowie

>>68495550
strange fetish

>notice chad (penis) chatting up a hole (vag)

ah, yes, there is definitely some in-n-out action in their future

Listening to creep on repeat

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what do you lads do at pres?

all the lads bring over a 12 pack of these and spell out J A M E S R E A D Y on their forearm, each letter representing one beer

>>68495556
that's literally the most vanilla thing there is

>>68495567
going to do this

>>68495570
I disagree

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>>68495533

>>68495556
thank you for your imput jong-il

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>>68495568
>what do you lads do at pres?

pablo honey is undisputedly the greatest album of the 1990s

I love pregnant girls as well desu

>>68495592
You're welcome

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CHAPTER IV.—HUNTING THE GRISLY -- by Theodore Roosevelt

In the pursuit one must exercise great caution, as at such times the hunter is easily seen a long way off, and game is always especially watchful for any foe that may follow its trail.

Once I killed a grisly in this manner. It was early in the fall, but snow lay on the ground, while the gray weather boded a storm. At dawn I rose and shook myself free of the buffalo robe, coated with hoar-frost. The ashes of the fire were lifeless; in the dim morning the air was bitter cold. I did not linger a moment, but snatched up my rifle, pulled on my fur cap and gloves, and strode off up a side ravine. On the divide I halted, and gazed out over a vast landscape, inconceivably wild and dismal.

At last, peering cautiously over a ridge crowned with broken rocks, I saw my quarry, a big, burly bear, with silvered fur.

He had halted on an open hillside, and was busily digging up the caches of some rock gophers or squirrels. He seemed absorbed in his work, and the stalk was easy.

When I reached the point for which I was aiming, the bear had just finished rooting, and was starting off. A slight whistle brought him to a standstill, and I drew a bead behind his shoulder. I saw the dark bulk lying motionless in a snow drift at the foot of a low rockwall, from which he had tumbled.

>not wanking to rimming

Rimming is a patrician fetish

GF said she is going to cook me, thank God I am hungry.

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>>68495595
don't understand this british meme of ciders

the girls who refuse to drink beer will drink ciders

>>68495556
not really
desacreting something as sacred as a pregnant woman, soiling something so pure, the taboo of it all, understandable fetish
>>68495567
what do you think about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFtxF4hdqLE

>>68495622
>impregnated
>pure
:/

getting red pilled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWzjn0N9g4g

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want a pregnant gf that i can leave before the baby's born

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>>68495640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyFH19nm2e4

>>68495605
I stayed in camp till about three o'clock, lying lazily back on the bed of sweet-smelling evergreen bough.


When the shadows began to lengthen, I shouldered my rifle and plunged into the woods. At first my route lay along a mountain side; then for half a mile over a windfall, the dead timber piled about in crazy confusion.

In moccasined feet I trod softly through the soundless woods. Under the dark branches it was already dusk, and the air had the cool chill of evening. As I neared the clump where the body lay, I walked with redoubled caution, watching and listening with strained alertness. Then I heard a twig snap; and my blood leaped, for I knew the bear was at his supper.

In another moment I saw his shaggy, brown form. He was working with all his awkward giant strength, trying to bury the carcass, twisting it to one side and the other with wonderful ease. Once he got angry and suddenly gave it a tremendous cuff with his paw; in his bearing he had something half humorous, half devilish.

I crept up within forty yards; but for several minutes he would not keep his head still. Then something attracted his attention in the forest, and he stood motionless looking towards it, broadside to me, with his forepaws planted on the carcass. This gave me my chance. I drew a very fine bead between his eye and ear; and pulled trigger. He dropped like a steer.

>>68495622
hate female creep covers. it's like a man singing about giving birth

strangled by the wishes of pater
hoping for the arms of mater
get to me the sooner or later

want to have children with a naturally blonde haired blue eyed woman of 5'10+ stature to ensure the best genetics for my aryan children

>>68495529

No, I married a US citizen. Decided to move to America because the standard of living is much higher.

>>68495667
t. hitler

>>68495661
this one is different.

Having sex with or watching videos of a pregnant woman having sex is technically child porn 2bh
nonce twats

>>68495672
duxking race traitor

want to devise the final solution to the canadian question

>>68495661
trust in my dubs

filtering yanks since janny is sleeping

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>>68495672

>>68495519
all you're gonna get is a 3-figure deal

>>68495692
>race traitor

She's white

This yank is actually just a yank thats pretending to be from the UK originally

bet he provides no proof.

>>68495691
objectively wrong la

>>68495714

HDI is a meme stat that includes many variables that don't really matter much. Doesn't give a real measure of the standard of living.

>>68495714
>inequality

lol who gives a shit about poor people

>>68495712
don't please.

>>68495723
lol there was a yank here ages ago who pretended to be from peterborough or something and yet used all yank spellings and expressions. was so see through. might even be the same guy lmao

>>68495723

I've posted my NI card many times before lad.

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>>68495691
sprung

is it gay to have a salad fork?

>>68495758
fucking foul nonce poopeelian

kys

>>68495570
>literally
no that's impregnation
dumb yank

>>68495734
so then we'll just take your word for it instead? fuck off

lads

there's a website called whattoexpect for pregnant mothers wondering what their mixed race baby will look like

quite interesting, and mothers post the pictures of their babies so you actually get to see what they look like

>>68495751

>lived in America for about a decade
>work and went to graduate school in US

Of course I use Americanized spellings you nonce.

n e w !
>>68495785
>>68495785
>>68495785
>>68495785

>>68495800
>>68495800
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>>68495788
>a couple things

nah not buying it for a second. fuck off

>>68495777

You also used the equality-adjusted metric, which is even more of a meme than the regular HDI