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cara

can't sleep lads

inids

>>68492185
Lads. Just installed tinder and got a match. Solid 8/10. asked for a better picture of me and kept on speaking to me after I sent it. Is /gf/2016 a success If I manage to seal the deal

>confetti rizla

screaming

>Each month, an airline sells 1,500 business-class tickets from London to Paris at $200 a ticket, and 6,000 economy-class tickets at $80 a ticket. Use this information to construct the demand curves of business travelers and tourists respectively. The marginal cost per seat is constant at $50.

Please help

>tfw virgin

anyone know anything like this feel?

>>68492192
any more intrepid caras

>>68492221
>gf
>off tinder
she'll be burning coal in under a week

>>68492230
haven't felt this feel for like 3 years now

>>68492228

its all greek to me

>>68492228
Economics?

>>68492221
>tinder
>gf
mate...

>>68492241
fuck off randy

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>>68492222
I'm just happy i made you happy, even for a moment

>>68492241
Fuck off

>>68492188

Ah ok that sounds alright, i was thinking of getting some easy-to-get certs to work a security job but i'd probably just end up with a shitty security job because, from what i've read on aussie forums, most of those cushy roles go to the folks who have been in the security field for a while.

Lads I just had a big poo

>>68492221
>gf
>tinder

lad, it's time we had the talk

>>68492164
sounds comfy

i remember when i watched night at the museum in the cinemas back when it came out, and since then i have always wanted a job as a night security guard at a museum because it seems like it would be so comfy

you just sit at a desk, occasionally do checks around certain wings of the museum, and in the mean time you could just chill and post on the 'chon

night auditor sounds similar

>>68492230
I've only had sex with one girl so I'm almost a virgin; my girlfriend. She's a pastry chef. Sometimes her pet eel watches us do it

>>68492252
Yea

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>>68492192

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1lqm5g4RsA

>>68492277
>there will never be a night at the museum sequel set in the holocaust museum

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Leaving tomorrow lads

decided I'm going to skip brushing my teeth tonight

because I'm a bloody bloke

>>68492308
t. billionare

I am actually jealous though

take me with you?

>>68492306
fuck off leaf
dont reply to my posts
no-one on this website gives a single fuck what leafs have to say

just fuck off, all of you

IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME I'M M TO THE B
COMING IN HARD YOU BETTER WATCH IT SOPHIE
YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL DOING GRIME?
M TO THE B SAYS STEP IN LINE

>>68492277

heh, yeah, that'd be a good job but i imagine it'd be VERY difficult to get one without connections since that movie came out.

Could not get a comfy laid back job at all because I'm too terrified of what my parents would think of me

>>68492308
>afghanistan, iran, iraq
rip anon

>>68492334
Think my parents would just be happy I had a job 2bh

>>68492299
word on the street is shes still a virgin


she must be very ripe...

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wtf? i hate belgians now

>>68492333
haha yeah

its just that ive wanted a cushy job like that ever since

all the jobs i've had have been the opposite of cushy

>>68492337
iran is safe you mong

t. going there in january

really want to shag Christian Serratos lads

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Birmingham has the highest tier of beer-and-curry nights in the United Kingdom.

This is an objective fact

off to bed. night lads x

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>Heat a flat heavy pan on high for 10 minutes with no oil
>Take steak straight of the fridge when you're ready to fry it because bringing steaks up to room temperature is a meme which only makes it harder to get a crispy outside and tender pink middle at the same time
>Sear steak in very hot pan until browned all over, taking care to render the fatty side first so it cooks in its own fat (add a small amount of oil if you're using a lean cut)
>Season in pan
>Put in oven on pre-heated tray at 110-120 °C for 5 minutes (depending on thickness) or until internal temperature comes up to 55 °C
>Slice and eat immediately because resting is only necessary when the middle of the steak isn't up to temperature yet. It also has little to no effect on moisture either - which is 99% determined by cooking time and temperature. Besides the juices aren't going anywhere, you're free to pour them over the steak or do with them as you wish

This is objectively the best way to cook a steak and if you disagree you're a fool who's swallowed decades of poorly-thought out and inaccurate steak dogma with little to no science behind it

got drunk last night and ordered a fife off the internet

i would like to buy a team of 15 or 20 rats

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>>68492230
Haven't had sex in literally 2 years so I'm not sure if that's worse. At least you don't really know what you're missing.

>>68492386
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Shan't

might do a big wank tonight

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5X69vREAg

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Why do girls have to be so cute? Imagine one loving you and worrying about you

>>68492379
fuck OFF murderer

Might have fucked it lads

>Rough as fuck
>Flatmate invites me down to the pub for his football night out
>Head down to pub for a couple
>End up tagging along
>Go for a piss in some fresher's flat that we end up in
>Some guys are doing coke in the room
>"Quick anon! Hold the door" as people try to barge in
>Stupidly do it
>Captain barges through
>Starts screaming at me
>I now have the blame for people having done coke in the fresher's room and for the fresher being unable to get into his room

>>68492415
good post

>>68492379
>with no oil

stopped reading there

>>68492350
Why do dumb twats love going to shit countries on holiday

Do you think people will regard you as "well-travelled" or "open-minded" if you travel to a shithole like Iran where you most definitely will have a bad time?

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me and the lads

A TANKER A MOTHERFUCKIN IRAQ TANKER

yeah thats right white boy, we're breedin you outta existence

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4810553,-2.2448581,3a,41.2y,60.13h,82.17t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sn_9DxrWIdrc0XtXpRLb4vg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>68492430
Read the rest you mongtard

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>all these /brit/ards using tinder and thinking they'll actually get a root
nice to see that the bottom of the barrel of society has started using it too

eating jatz with the boys (you lot)

@68492458
Shan't be opening this

120 miles from the opulence of Ashgabat is the village of Erbent. In 2004 President Niyazov commented on the ugly appearance of the nearby village of Derweze. Three weeks later the residents were evicted and the village razed to the ground. Many of the displaced now live in yurts here in Erbent. The site of Derweze today is a discolored smudge on the desert floor.

>>68492458
good post

>>68492478
t. also the bottom of the barrel

>>68492450
I thought it was only girls who went to the toilets together

>>68492511
t. also bottom of the barrel

>>68492478
tbf i could get laid any singular day i decided i want to

I just choose not to

>>68492522
>toilet

fuck off pleb

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>>68492489
you're missing out

>>68492529
yeah but I dont have tinder you runtoid

>>68492511
hehe nope

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>>68492458

>man pushing the pram

>>68492544
t. poofter with grindr

>Russia and the Threat to Liberal Democracy

QUICK goys make an article

>>68492549
post face with timestamp
also feet

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>>68492541

>>68492564
guess again you cretin

>being so repulsive that you have to use an app

Our base is under attack. Insufficent, funds.

>>68492578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=835sdDL3HEQ
saw this on tv the other day
made me laugh

>>68492308
are you swimming over the oceans

>>68492432
It's hard to explain the appeal of traveling the world, seeing vastly different cultures, experiencing many different things and wanting to live a well-rounded, exciting and fulfilling life to an autistic leaf who has never strayed outside the neighborhood he grew up in and who wouldn't last a second in a place like Iran due to his lack of social skills, lack of independence and his deep-set hatred for anything that isn't like he wants it and any areas of the world he isn't accustomed to due to the fact that he has spent his whole life in a safe bubble and refuses to acknowledge or learn of all the different places in the world.

Alfred the Great (Old English: Ælfrēd, Ælfrǣd, "elf counsel" or "wise elf"; 849 – 26 October 899) was King of Wessex from 871 to 899.

Alfred successfully defended his kingdom against the Viking attempt at conquest, and by the time of his death had become the dominant ruler in England.

He was also the first King of the West Saxons to style himself "King of the Anglo-Saxons".

>>68492541
i can't wait for the next 20 years where men will become alpha aryans because they're so sick of the state of the west

>>68492586
t. bottom of the barrel

another Saturday night where I'm drunk and annoyed because I struggled to get into a half-decent uni and my cousin literally turned down an offer from LSE to work at mcdonalds so she could live with her boyfriend

>>68492629
why can't we have wise elf kings today

>>68492614

glad to hear u enjoyed ur time at ibiza deano

>>68492636
t. bottom of the barrel

janny just tried to ban me

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

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>>68492629
>the Viking

delete this

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>>68492644
>tfw clinically depressed because I go to Cambridge but didn't get into my first choice of college

I'll never be happy will I?

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>I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

Catherine II of Russia, also known as Catherine the Great, was the most renowned and the longest-ruling female leader of Russia, reigning from 1762 until her death in 1796.

She came to power following a coup d'état when her husband, Peter III, was assassinated. Russia was revitalised under her reign, growing larger and stronger than ever and becoming recognised as one of the great powers of Europe.

In the south, the Crimean Khanate was crushed following victories over the Ottoman Empire in the Russo-Turkish wars. The period of Catherine the Great's rule, the Catherinian Era, is often considered the Golden Age of the Russian Empire and the Russian nobility.

>>68492614
Exactly what I thought

Fucking howling at you acting pretentious for visiting an Islamic shithole where all fun is banned

Listening to a bit of the ol' Bolt Thrower

>>68492714
not as great as our alfred

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>>68492714
she a slut tho

America will be swallowed by the Earth.

>>68492717
Iran is beautiful and has loads of history

t. was born there

>said it was my last glass of whisky like 4 glasses ago

>pouring another

hmmmmmmmm

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>>68492648
thanks la x

heres a pic i took on the annapurna circuit in nepal, about 2 hours from ghorepani

>>68492717
hahaha lad let's bring all the memes aside for a second, you need to have an honest look at yourself if you actually think like that in real life

i bet you're one of those normies that confuses iran with iraq

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeAAi7jWOl8

Charlemagne, also known as Charles the Great, or Charles I, was King of the Franks. He united a large part of Europe during the early Middle Ages and laid the foundations for modern France, Germany and the Low Countries.

Charlemagne has been called the "Father of Europe" (Pater Europae),[3] as he united most of Western Europe for the first time since the Roman Empire.

All Holy Roman Emperors up to the last Emperor Francis II, as well as both the French and German monarchies, considered their kingdoms to be descendants of Charlemagne's empire.

how does snapchat work

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>>68492185
good edition

>>68492748
Unless you're diaspora trash bet I know more about that shithole than you do

Great hearing from you Grandad. Woooorrrrr bro

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>destroy rome
>then call yourself romans

>>68492776
I gurantee you that you don't

>>68492748
what do you work as?

>>68492776
Iran isnt the same as Iraq lads, I know you probably confuse them quite a bit

>>68492800
social media manager for hezbollah

Considering popping a pill sitting in my room lads

Flatmates have fucked off and wondering if it's worth a shit tomorrow for a decent few hours of intense shitposting justnow lol

I love my life ;_;

>>68492776
haha ur just so kool and knowljable man

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV6MhOjsbc4

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Got a 2GB album of the Russian Empire

Cannot even begin to describe how comfy and beautiful this country was. Commies ruined everything

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here's a pic i took with my shitty phone with a dirty lens

its from the morning after i went to a party in the mountains in nepal, about 2 hours from pokhara

WILL be doing the same thing in Iran (rave scene there is fairly big considering its illegal, gonna be fun to go to an illegal party lids x)

>>68492800
doxxable info

ama about ancient history

>>68492850
post the fucking link

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Donated money to a Twitch streamer but my message didn't pop up on stream like everyone else's

feel like an absolute spanner

>>68492798
Bet you're one of the types who think Iranians hate their government and are only pretending to be Muslims, or that they're morally superior to the shithole across the Gulf, Saudi Arabia

>>68492857
who would win in a fight?

>>68492850
not a fan desu
t.serf

>>68492852
hmm valley doesnt quite look glacial, can you describe the geological conditions which formed this?

>>68492874
between?

>>68492852
can guarantee you're that ship guy

>>68492871
are you literally retarded

bet you dont know anything about the middle east at all

what does that even have to do with anything

fucking hell youre insecure, stay mad that i travel the world while you sit in a dark room

>>68492889
not sure, but theres rivers down there that are only a foot deep, we drove through them with the bus on our way to the party

bet this canadian has never left canada

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officially

>>68492909
i am NOT shiplad

but i would like to be him :)

>>68492870

> giving someone who earns $200k a year for playing games money just so your message can be read out to the people watching

absolute state of your life m8

Afonso de Albuquerque, Duke of Goa, was a Portuguese general, a "great conqueror", a statesman, and an empire builder. Afonso is generally considered a military genius.

Afonso advanced the three-fold Portuguese grand scheme of combating Islam, spreading Christianity, and securing the trade of spices by establishing a Portuguese Asian empire.

He attempted to close all the Indian Ocean naval passages to the Atlantic, Red Sea,Persian Gulf, and to the Pacific, transforming it into a Portuguese mare clausum.

He became known as "the Great""the Terrible", "the Caesar of the East", "the Lion of the Seas", and "the Portuguese Mars".

>>68492837
Nah mate, just go to sleep x

You'll be up until like 7

>>68492921
who ARe you then

give me some basic details ffs

>tfw small hands

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>>68492953
> tfw small wrists

>>68492850
>Commies ruined everything
in other news water is wet

>party in the mountains in nepal,

wish I was a rich fun normie

>>68492920
Is this the episode where he ends up in Rock Bottom where they all speak some weird language and everything is gloomy and depressing?

Reminded me of going to Wales from London

what planet are the Welsh from? There is no way that language originated on earth.

>>68492910
You're the pretentious cunt who believes going to off the path shitholes makes you superior

Guarantee you're going to have a shitty, boring time then come back and tell everybody how nice it was and how you really loved the culture

Howling at people like you

go to sleep fellas, you'll have a bad time waking up for that job on monday

>>68492969
>>68492983
Don't they only speak Welsh in small villages in the middle of no where? Very few people in the bigger cities speak Welsh.

>job
haha

>>68493005
yes. but was just using it for comparisons sake

>>68493007

LOL

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>small penis
>manlet
>ugly face
>excessively hairy

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>>68492942
just some random cunt, why do you want details reeeeee

>>68492967
it was only 20 quid to go to the party (plus bring your own beer)

the guy organising it was a lebanese guy and he said this area where the party would be held was a secret place in the mountains and no other tourists knew where it was

thats why we had such a good view of the valley desu, and to the left you could see the annapurna massif

i am NOT rich
it was cheap
you can do it too

>>68492991
hahahahaha never met a more bitter person

>>68493005
first person I walked past in wales spoke welsh so I assume its somewhat common

>>68492991
2bh it's all an emperor's new clothes situation

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>>68492995
>job

>>68493030
yeah but I'm not a normie with loads of mates

Opened my texts and saw a cute message from my girlfriend and then a text from some other girl I'm meeting this week and hoping to shag

Had a sudden realisation that I might be scum

Color is usually attributed to external bodies. However, color is actually the activity of the eye's retina. It is a sensation. The external body is perceived as the cause of the sensation of color. We say, "The body is red." In reality, though, color exists only in the retina of the eye. It is separate from the external object. Color is a mere sensation in the sense organ. The external object is perceived by the intellect's understanding as being the cause of sensations.

>>68493026

> small penis

size?

> manlet

how tall?

> ugly face

post face

> excessively hairy

shave or get it lazered off

>>68492753
>
>
>

>>68492908
any of them

>>68493031
we have to stop this immediately

>>68493024
lamo
rofle

>>68493030
what valley/mountain

>>68493030

thanks for the invite x

why yes I CAN organise transport through remote areas of nepal

there should be an entire night time economy for people who work 2nd and 3rd shift
grocery stores, movies, banks, niche repairmen, etc.

>>68493053
literally only go traveling with 1 mate because my (few) other ones cant do it

not a normie in the slightest desu, you can be an autistic spacker like me and still do stuff like this if you want to

>>68493080
not sure, but it was to the north west of pokhara, just outside the annapurna conservation area so you could see the annapurna massif (one of those mountains is annapurna 1 which is 8000m i think)

>>68492963
just seems to be a random assortment of reasonably popular films

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57f10c98c0aa9&t=443

>>68493066
genghis's tumans

>>68493032
Seriously, once you run out of the very limited and poorly taken care of Persian ruins there is fuck all to do that you couldn't have done in a cheaper and better place

>>68493082
Not sure this is the place to post pictures of livestock lad

>>68492939
I know lad

Took one last night about 12 and was up til 9

I know you're supposed to leave it a few weeks between doses but I'm a sucker for instant gratification

>>68493109
Basically is in London

>>68493127
Don't do it 2 nights in a row pls

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my mom has been buying frozen tendies for years and just now am i realizing you can stick them in the microwave to cook
wiped the stash in the freezer out

>>68493063
6"

5'11"

no i'm deformed tier and don't wanna turn into a gimmick

can't afford laser and shaving just isn't worth it when your entire body turns into a prickly mess of razor burn and ingrown hairs afterwards

>>68493143
delete this image mate

Business idea: have a wank and stop feeling sorry for myself

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>>68492192
what film is this

it looks interesting. is it any good?

>>68493157
Suicide Squad

complete shit. probably the worst film of the year

>>68492963
this selection is completely random

seems like a combination of tryhardcore, redditcore, overratedcore, and normiecore, with some genuinely good films mixed in

how do you even have a proper wank without a foreskin?

deano is coming round

>>68493157
suicide squad, its the only film so bad that I could write a mental essay on all the thing wrong with it over 2 months after viewing

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me and the gf

loads of randos sleeping directly in my path to the bathroom

>>68493030
when did you go?

i'd be keen as to go to israel and stuff desu but it'd be an absolute motza for travel insurance

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>>68493175
Here's a better one

>>68493144

> 6"

not small

> 5'11"

not a manlet

> no i'm deformed tier and don't wanna turn into a gimmick

no doubt you're just insecure about that as well

> can't afford laser and shaving just isn't worth it when your entire body turns into a prickly mess of razor burn and ingrown hairs afterwards

just shave the visible parts i.e. hair at the back of your neck

>>68493202
>travel insurance
who does this

need a slut gf who isnt actually a slut but just acts like one without fucking loads of random guys desu

>>68493177
why do you think wanking lotion is such a popular meme in yank movies?

Yeah I killed a CIA nigger with my car in 1999. Score one for the good guys.

>>68493177
lube

>ah yes, let me go and purchase lubricant for my spontaneous masturbation

>>68493204
why is seven fedora core

>>68493216
you absolute maverick

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>>68493202
>travel insurance
people actually get that?

>>68493219
dont even know wht this mean. All 3 of my gfs I've had have had really high sex drives, think most young girls do.

>i'm ugly

you havent seen ugly yet. my face can inspire suicides

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How do I achieve this physique?

>>68492935
I made something for him and wanted to give him it

The Brunswicker Ducal Corps in German were a military unit in the Napoleonic Wars. The corps was raised from volunteers by German-born Frederick William, Duke of Brunswick. he Duke was a harsh opponent of Napoleon Bonaparte's occupation of his native Germany.

The Brunswickers wore a silvered skull badge on their hats.

>>68493202
october-november

would want to go to israel too desu
cant do it anytime soon though because i will have an iranian visa in my passport so i probably wont be able to go to israel and vice versa for a while

also want to go to egypt desu

>>68493265

is this shooped?

>>68493110
do you have to go in those big groups or can you visit/hike by yourself?

will likely never see the world

funny to think if I had access to firearms I would have blown my head off years ago

>>68493276
no

>>68493235
>not buying travel insurance for 1 day so you can claim meerkat movies for a whole year

um this general is about british culture sweetie xx

>>68493235
>>68493216
i know people who've had really bad injuries overseas who were basically saved by travel insurance

>>68493276
remove this frog please

have unrionically been to every continent except anatarctica

gonna do a suicide

Travelling to Afghanistan lads

You see, I'm what you call an "experienced" traveller. Sane holiday destinations like Europe or East Asia don't excite me anymore. I'll leave Spain and Japan to the plebs

There is quite the underground rave scene in Kabul. Quite excited for it.

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In 1226, Duke Konrad invited the Teutonic Knights, a German military order of crusading knights, headquartered in the Kingdom of Jerusalem at Acre, to conquer the Baltic Prussian tribes on his borders.

In 1525, Grand Master Albert of Brandenburg-Ansbach, a member of a cadet branch of the House of Hohenzollern, became a Lutheran Protestant and secularised the Order's remaining Prussian territories into the Duchy of Prussia.

business idea: become a ship lad and travel the world during the massive holidays you get

>>68493230
If you have to ask you're most likely a fedora neckbeard yourself

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>>68493303
>a yank is more well-traveled than me

time to die

son's going to do a suicide lads

>>68493278
you can do it by yourself

for each region, you have to get a permit and something called a TIMS card. both cost about 15 quid

i applied for a solo ACAP (annapurna conservation area permit) and so did my mate

you can hire a porter or a guide, but i was talking to some aussie lads i met there and they told me that their guide just got drunk every day and was a bit of a prick, so we didnt get a guide or anything, we just did the whole thing solo

there's checkpoints along the way that check if you have the permit and card so theres no problem

you can do it by yourself or with however many people you want

in fact its probably easier to just organise it by yourself

>>68493141
Yea, I'll probably have a wank and go to sleep


It's pretty odd, I've never felt so alone in all my life as wandering around the club last night

>>68493292
sister broke her wrist badly while skiing in switzerland without travel insurance. luckily dad is rich but now we have to get travel insurance every time lyl

>>68493317
absolutely howling at what a runt you are

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Booked my ballbag on a one-way flight to Aleppo

psycho sexual sadist idea: become a teacher

birmingham is the most aesthetic uk city

>>68493209
of course i'm insecure i look like an ogre

you're probably good looking as you are failing to understand that these are not fixable problems

>>68493325
I saw it a few years ago
Thought it was an alright thriller, was kinda disappointing
really don't get what's fedora

>>68493331
i'm not so much worried about a broken wrist but moreso injuries requiring hospitalisation. i know someone who broke their neck in asia and they would have been absolutely fucked without it

you dont hear shit like that and then not get it

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Brandenburg and Prussia were unified two generations later. For the first time, these lands came into the hands of a branch of the Hohenzollern family.

Frederick William I became known as the "Great Elector". bove all, he emphasised the importance of a powerful military.

On 18 January 1701, Frederick William's son, Elector Frederick III, upgraded Prussia from a duchy to a kingdom and crowned himself King Frederick I.

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That's enough now /brit/

Freeze all shitposting functions

>>68493317
can literally feel you shaking with anger and rage

absolutely howling at the pure state of you

>>68493348
'sheed

Is pacific heat any good?

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>>68493365
shna't

>>68493361
im not sure if you were trying to say a broken wrist doesn't mean hospitalisation or not but she had to get surgery done

>>68493365
I reckon after Anthony Hopkins dies my ballbag could do all his cameo roles

>>68493364
King Frederick I IN Prussia

>21 holiday days a year
>this is acceptable in modern life

>>68493275
sounds nice desu

problem with israel is that it's not really a lad destination. the lads and i are currently planning a US trip to road trip, get drunk and fug southern girls

>>68493318
GROSSDEUTSCHLANDRHINETOYANGTZE

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Mirabeau said later: Prussia, is not a state with an army, but an army with a state.

The king died in 1740 and was succeeded by his son, Frederick II, whose accomplishments led to his reputation as "Frederick the Great".

In 1740, Prussian troops crossed over the undefended border of Silesia and occupied Schweidnitz.

Despite being several times on the verge of defeat Frederick, allied with Great Britain, Hanover and Hesse-Kassel, was finally able to hold the whole of Silesia against a coalition of Saxony, Austria, France and Russia. Voltaire, a close friend of the king, once described Frederick the Great's Prussia by saying "...it was Sparta in the morning, Athens in the afternoon." From these wars onwards the Austria–Prussia rivalry dominated German politics until 1866.

>>68493394
doesn't always tbf

she must have done a number on it. was she skiing?

>>68493390
looks like an archer knockoff

Going to Syria in January lads

Love the culture and history. Damascus is one of the longest continuously inhabited cities in the world

Might swing by an ol' strip club (underground of course)

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>he's too pussy to graduate from Oxbridge with a degree in oriental studies and work undercover for the Foreign Office in Middle Eastern warzones

Need a cuddle

>>68493361

Mate i broke my wrist at thredbo and was fine without travel insurance

>happy travelling normies
right this thread is making me frustrated bye

>>68493421
don't care about the huns

>>68493423
Broken wrist will literally always require hospital

t. medical student

still can't sleep lads

>>68493390
>1 star review in The Guardian

give it a miss

>>68493423
was learning how to snowboard. unfortunately no one saw how it happened and i forget exactly how she described it - was going too fast and had to fall backwards to stop or something and landed awkwardly

students OUT

>Foreign countries? Different to where I live? Nay, good sir! I daren't expend a single second of my time in dirty smelly shitholes where they don't even have Krispy Kremes! What kind of inbred would ever wish to go somewhere that's not a postmodern capitalist western democracy?! I pity the fool!!

>>68493403
wew that sounds based

need to do that at some point too desu, see if the whole "british accents get you laid in yankland" is a meme or not

havent really been on a proper roadtrip desu, apart from one from england to italy

US road trip seems comfier though

>The British political class has never quite been so hopeless, but the same can be said for the USA. What has happened is that news media can no longer attach any nobility to old-style politics because although politicians do not and cannot change, the people the world over have changed. What could be more grotesquely stupid than the Clinton-Trump coverage? As for Brexit, the result was magnificent, but it is not accepted by the BBC or Sky News because they object to a public that cannot be hypnotised by BBC or Sky nonsense. These news teams are exactly the same as Fox and CNN in that they all depend on public stupidity in order to create their own myth of reality. Watch them at your peril!

What a mess.

>>68493448
have a wank

>>68493447
yeah, but not hospitalisation and especially not hospitalisation like the shit i was referencing

wind your neck in

>>68493477
good post

>>68493447

this guy knows his stuff

t. broke my wrist 3 times

>>68493462
>Pacific Heat review – unfunny Archer lookalike blighted by sexism and racism
>sexism and racism
>Guardian
not sure if should trust

Going to Saudi Arabia soon lads

The underground rave scene is mental

alri bucks

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Success on the battleground against Austria and other powers proved Prussia's status as one of the great powers of Europe.

After the defeat of Napoleon in Russia, Prussia quit its alliance with France and took part in the Sixth Coalition.

Prussia's reward in 1815 at the Congress of Vienna was the recovery of her lost territories, as well as the whole of the Rhineland, Westphalia, 40% of Saxony and some other territories.


The German Question was a debate in the 19th century, especially during the Revolutions of 1848, over the best way to achieve the Unification of Germany.

>>68493438
do you need it travelling interstate?

i assumed health cover would cover you pretty much throughtout australia

>>68493504

Friendly reminder that it's not underground unless you're the only traveller at the rave.

>>68493359
The whole killing people for their sins thing first of all is quite fedora as is the whole killer who is so smart he sets up this giant ruse thing

want to light a lad's pubes on fire then have a good hard suck on his cock to see if I can smoke a willy

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mfw i lump neets in the same category as muslim welfare leeches

>>68493448
close the lids

Underground rave scene is crazy in Nigeria lads

Might do a cheeky trip

>tfw right wing Tory and have problem with the BBC

Why do kippers and corbynites get so butthurt about it?

Why would anyone travel if not to go to raves and stripclubs?

>>68493505
How's it foing? Hahahahahahagahahahahahagahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha who is this

>>68493521

i dunno haha

i was like 13 at the time so naturally the mum took care of all the paperwork

how is the average human meant to see or visit anything with 21 days of free time, providing Mr Goldwitz let's you have a break

>>68493542

Oh I don't know, maybe to do and see things they can't do or see in their homeland?

>>68493538
joking aside I bet it's more of a laugh than the clubbing scene in whatever yankified leaf city you're from

>>68493478
yeah US road trip was a lot more appealing that jetsetting around because we could see a lot more and deal with people who will probably be cooler than mega city wanks

Lads

Underground rave scene in Lebanon is top shelf

Booked a trip for January

>>68493549
calling in sick a few weeks before you're meant to leave

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>>68493549
>referring to people as 'humans'

>>68493549

Save enough money to travel for a year if you don't like it.

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UNDER

GROUND

RAVE

SCENE

LADS

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>>68493549
>human

>>68493574
erm. lebanon is fine to travel to

>>68493566
You will die soon.

>>68493549
1. Work out where to go
2. Go there
3. Come home less than 21 days later

>>68493574
fun fact: lebanon used to be 1st world before they took in millions of muslim refugees

Underground rave scene in Yemen?

I rate it

is this canadian the same wankre who pressed the dj button one too many times and thinks hes a dj

>>68493549
>being a willing wageslave

you're a lost cause

>>68493602
>You will die soon.
Statistically speaking, no I wont.

>>68493602
>visit 1 place in a whole year

wow sounds great

>>68493539
Too left for the kip not left enough for the corb

Dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic dic

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In 1862 King Wilhelm I appointed Otto von Bismarck as Prime Minister of Prussia. Bismarck was determined to defeat both the liberals and conservatives and increase Prussian supremacy.

When the German Diet responded by voting for a partial mobilization against Prussia, Bismarck claimed that the German Confederation was ended.

Eventually, the better-armed Prussian troops won the crucial victory at the Battle of Königgrätz under Helmuth von Moltke the Elder. The century-long struggle between Berlin and Vienna for dominance of Germany was now over.

The government of Napoleon III, expecting another civil war among the German states, declared war against Prussia.

Underground rave scenes?

Im a well-traveled guy

>>68493607
way more ME countries were first world in the 50s/60s than I thought. Oil and religious conservatives really fucked them

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>8 matches today
>all guys over 25

I wanna meet some friends so this could be good but I bet they're all looking to fuck me.

>>68493403

why are you travelling with friends instead of on your own? just curious

http://biasedbbc.org/

>>68493571
this lad is a bit sad

>>68493644
How do you plan on affording to stay somewhere for 21 days? The idea is to visit lots of places briefly

>>68493490
Still gonna cost a few hundred quid if you're uninsured in another country m8

>>68493662
why the FUCK would you travel alone

that sounds like some super boring depression tier shit

>>68493664
not clicking this link but i wanted to let you know i've seen this post

>>68493661
OH FUCK OFF YOU'RE NOT A GIRL FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>68493549

Should've become a teacher, they get like 3 months of paid holidays.

N E W

>>68493674

>>68493674

>>68493674

>>68493674

>>68493674

N E W

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>>68493677

Upperground rave scene? No

Underground rave scene? Rate it

>>68493699
They spend most of it marking work and preparing class stuff

How to stop chainsmoking lads?

Go through maybe 10-15 a day when I'm sober which is managable but literally went through 60 (straight) fags last night (minus 10 or so from people cadging)

Had an afterglow and been drinking heavily today and pretty much been rolling a fag every 10 minutes or so

>>68493662
i dont think i'd like travelling on my own tbqh, especially not when i'm young and wanting to have fun

>>68493735
i quit by taking a month off work and smoking pot constantly until i stopped getting cravings, do that

Going to be back in the UK for a few weeks around Christmas lads. Not looking forward to it.