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cara

FIRST

>>68490497
first for God

>>68490497
XTC are alright but Skylarking is fucking embarrassing to listen to

>>68490513
good post this

>>68490518
>>68490530
howling

nth for cheese and ham toasties

>>68490497
>arctic monkeys
utter shit
>stone roses and happy mondays nowhere on the image
are you having a laugh

never meant to make your daughter cry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4eav7dFvc8

>>68490545
going to do an edit x

>>68490483
shouldn't speak french to any belgian, fuck the walloons desu

https://youtu.be/Xkcl4SsO640

official /brit/ anthem

>>68490545
primal scream and aphex twin too. maybe even boards of canada

EUROPEAN Country POWER RANKING

1. Germany
2. Iceland
3. Norway
4. Finland
5. Estonia
6. UK
7. Denmark
8. Switzerland
9. Czech Rep
10. France

33. Croatia

9001. Spain

9000005. Portugal

90000000059. Turkey

>>68490530
he's not invited

>>68490518
FUCK

>>68490577
Wish I lived in Norway

Gonna try my hand at making a 3D game again tomorow lads. What should it be about?

>>68490577
:/

ACTUAL official /brit/ anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M0xdLO_bmo

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>>68490577
>UK not top

>>68490597
Quite frankly, I feel the same x

>>68490571
Found the song back when it was on BBC unknown and I've memorised the radio guys lines since I've listened to it so many times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZe2Kn8A0Xs

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>christfags itt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oDgJesMkeg

>>68490612
make a 3d pub where we can all hang out in vr

>>68490577
good post

>>68490582

do it lad, I genuinely dont like being an agressive cunt, but what I like even less is letting people walk all over me, that shit eats away at me for days or weeks if I let it happen. You'll feel much better about yourself. Don't necessarily need to get angry or aggro just find a put down method that works for you, smugly laughing at them while refusing to serve is always a good one

>>68490623
yeah i 'member when it kept getting posted a while back

*lets out a deafening fart, accompanied by the most rancid, gag-inducing smell imaginable*

>>68490631
>she's actually jewish

you. cannot.

>>68490571
what the fuck am I listening to

>>68490639
Bit too much, but I'll try to make a pub and some NPCs with /brit/ names.

>>68490659
quintessential british music

>>68490664
put me in it x

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Actual official /brit/ anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTsHWzvJWDQ

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>>68490577
>germaboos
>nordiboos
you people are one step above anime nonces

>>68490659
its amazing you kak

try this instead, simpler version >>68490623

>>68490678
who are you?

you know you talk so hip man you're twisting my melon man

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>>68490631
every
fucking
time

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new and improved

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did a foursome with my black mate and his gf and my gf last night and now I think my gf likes him more than me
not sure where I go from here

>>68490704
aaaaaah yes, the modern american experience

>>68490692
im Joe, well known for making superb posts and unironically being a 6'3 brick shithouse

>>68490704

KEKOLD!

what's the biggest number you know?

for me it's novemcentillion

>>68490703
The Wedding Present, good lad. Good lad!!!

does massive attack have a bad name? i really (REALLY) like them

>>68490538
How would you fuck Cara?

>>68490731
61

>>68490726
>6'3"
Sorry lad, no manlets allowed.

>>68490703
perfect

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bit bored

>>68490741
i'll massively attack you

>>68490731
novemcentillion and 69 :^)

Thick snow falling softly to the ground lads. Good moving back north, forgot how lovely the snow can look

>>68490758
try it

>>68490746
I wouldnt fuck her, as she is above me. I would merely lick her on the anus

I want my tongue betwixt those delicate cheeks

>>68490577
>germanboo
>turkey in europe
fucking idiot lmao

>>68490741
No, their name's pretty good. MASSIVE ATTACK. Just say it. Sounds good in your mouth.

>>68490731

infinity + 1

>>68490776
delete this image mate

>>68490776
delete this image mate

>>68490771
does right
so why the FUCK isnt it in the image

>>68490746
araca

what if kek is real

https://youtu.be/5-s32ESIR-4

>>68490775
infinity + googol

beat that

specifically shannot be adding massive attack to the chart as i do not like that the netherlands' flag looks like toothpaste

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>>68490790
>>68490781

Would date a black girl if she was nice and we had anything in common, but I've never met a black girl I've had anything in common with. Funny innit

>>68490811

infinity + googolplex

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PLEASE STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND

https://youtu.be/914OHMH5zqE

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is he the "original nuttah" so to speak?

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Ah yes...

*rips open a goats ribcage*
the entrails indicate that tonight is not a satisfactory night to wank

contemplating a sleep

>>68490820
wish i had a leafblower

>>68490820
this is why canadians are all paedophiles

>>68490757
Rec some porn for me.

>>68490839
*doesnt stand*

treasure is best cocteau twins album

>>68490836
i would fuck a black qt but i would never think of actually have a serious relationship with one haha

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Wales... Wales never fails.

>>68490838
thou hast bested me this day

>>68490838
>>68490811
>>68490775
all these = infinity

>>68490820
im a big fan of you as a personality on /brit/

>>68490869
>This got over 70 THOUSAND upvotes on reddit
Why are white 'men' such numales?

>>68490869
nice photoshop kek

>>68490869
heard she had a topless pic leaked but i havent seen it yet. can only imagine it's very underwhelming

>>68490869
wouldnt touch with a 20 foot barge pole

im ugly so I have the right to say maisie is ugly as fuck

My employer offers "Alternate Saturdays"?
What does that mean?

I'm being serious.

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>>68490514
Solved it

there are infinitys of different sizes

some infinitiys are larger than others

t. philosophiser

what's your deepest darkest secret lads?

>>68490858
crazy how some athlete doing this sparked a national controversy in yankland

yanks are a difference species

>>68490911
every second Saturday probably

>>68490911
Work one Saturday, off the next Saturday

>>68490903
you wouldnt teach her with my dick? haha nice

reviewbrah's whole family look like they have foetal alcohol syndrome

>>68490911
work 1 saturday take the next one off

continue ad infinitum

aka a shit job

>>68490919
I genuinely dare not even post it online anonymously

will take it to my grave

bitch i'm a monster no good blood sucker

>>68490919
3 inch willy innit

>>68490919
my bum

>>68490923
>>68490922
>>68490946

I'm moving to China. Are you telling me they don't have 2 days off? Do they at least return the days to me to use on vacation?

>>68490894
Link

>>68490946
did you kill/rape/molest someone?

>>68490952
what about when you're hard

>>68490859
shannot be reading this post

>>68490703
Would add The Chemical Brothers, The Charlatans, Mogwai, Underworld and The Prodigy PERSONALLY

might wank to august ames

>>68490965
itd china hoe the fuck would i know

>>68490921
but muh soljers

>>68490955
those trains are comfy af

going to post my gimmick in /cum/ in about half an hour

>>68490859
cocteau twins are absolute shite

grey eyes and brown hair is literally the best eye/hair colour combination

debate me

>>68490985
*lets them all in*

>>68490968
>did you kill/rape/molest someone?

nah, nor was I molested

>>68490985
yes. YES! YESS!!!!

>>68490988
the front makes me uneasy

eating some cottage pie lads

>>68490986
thanks for your service!!!!1!!1

>>68491025
give us a hint then lad

>>68490955
DEJA VU

>>68490965
>I'm moving to China


literally why, it won't be good you know

>>68491032
if you dont behave you'll get launched from the front

>>68490985
yeah shes defo syrian haha

>>68490648
I'm better at doing that with blokes desu, even if it's a girl I have absolutely interest in, I just can't bring myself to tell them to get fucked. I'm always incredibly polite to the point of letting them treat me like shit, need to get that out of my system really.

>>68491036
v good

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>>68491014
Blue eyes black/dark hair

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feel like utter shit i just want her back

business idea: let syrian refugees in but only the qt ones

>>68491087
something aggravating about this picture but i can't put my finger on it

>>68491070
syrians come in all shapes and sizes

assad is blue eyed and white himself

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>>68490497
Give me ONE reason why this isn't a great car

>>68491040
shan't

even if you somehow did guess I wouldnt answer or I would deny

to the grave, as I said

>>68491104
Beautiful women aggravate you because you know she'd never give you a chance

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why is england SO GREAT?

>>68491111
it's a beamer

>>68491070
are you retarded

>>68491111
alri there deano

>>68491111
don't have any

>>68491111
left hand drive

any hackers here?

>>68491110
I'd imagine some of the upper class are but the refugees we get are all arab rodents

>>68491119
dunno haven't been there much

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ask me anyting

Jews need to be categorized by what ever race they are closest to and forced to interbreed so as to lose their identity as a distinct group

>>68491076
you'll get it, I have faith in you anon

>>68491014
i have brown/black hair and blue/grey eyes and i have to agree with you

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>>68491111
alri mate (you on the left, 5'4 build like an icelandic policeman)

>>68491134
*tips my trilby*

>>68491119
it isn't really

>>68491146
underrated

>>68491159
something wrong with their faces

>>68491118
howling at you

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic man driving a german whip

>>68491144
what's ur fave nhl team

what's ur fave nfl team

what's ur fave nba team

what's ur fave album

what's ur fave videogame

what state do u live in

>>68491171
Centuries of inbreeding la, they're Icelandic

>>68491161
why

>>68491119
if you haven't been then fuck off

>>68491118
no, that isn't it

>>68491160
how do i prevent chrome running out of memory and crashing whenever i try to open a large image? it happens all the fucking time only in chrome and i'm getting fed up but i'll be fucked if i'm switching to firefox

>>68491180
1. vancouver canucks
2. seattle seahawks
3. utah jazz
4. r.e.m. - murmur
5. gta san andreas
6. alberta

rused x

>>68491087
God..my dick is throbbing at the thought of her getting bred by a big, hench paki bloke.

>>68491150
>>68491014
Black and green

I disagree

where do you see maisie and sophie's career after game of thrones is over?

personally i'm hoping to read about them on DAILY MAIL about how they became even worse than lindsay lohan and haven't a dime left so they turn to porn to keep up their coke habit

>>68491197
sorry I meant to say: yes it is really great thanks for the compliment

I English birds in porn. specifically povvo girls doing lewd things in public for money

>>68491212
just making a joke, got no idea mate

>>68491212
Update Chrome

55 cuts RAM usage by a half or something

>>68491170
>saying underrated 49 seconds after a post because you know it's /pol/ shite and no one else will give it any (You)s

>>68491219
red hair/green eyes is second best 2bh

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>>68491209

>>68491225
blacked.com

>>68491197
cold and miserable place

need a soph aspin gf

>>68491248
canada gf 2017

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desperately need an english gf

>>68491225
Sophie is already branching out to movies so she'll probably stick to those, not sure about Masie desu. She's done some other things but none of them have been very big
Hoping for some nudes tho

was there some bomb that went off in turkey or something?

in an alternative universe britain was invaded by germans in the early 20th century and the british empire lived on afterwards without britain in a sort of byzantine style scenario

>>68491263
t. millie b

>>68491263
would unrionically date soph aspin and rap battle her

but shes 2young for me

>>68491214
i don't like any of those teams but i really like san andreas, it's a pickle really

>>68491270
>getting camwhores to undress via online strip poker

is there a website for this? or do you actually pay some girl for this?

>>68491263
nonce

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>>68491233
>English birds in porn.
The GOAT is Ava Dalush.

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>>68491180
>what's ur fave nhl team
Canadian Mooses
>what's ur fave nfl team
Carolina Panthers
>what's ur fave nba team
Chicago Bulls
>what's ur fave album
The Hampsterdance Song
>what's ur fave videogame
getting camwhores to undress via online strip poker
>what state do u live in
kentucky friend chicken

>>68491300
more like ava daTUSH

>>68491288
absolutely embarrassing post

>>68491286
t. kaiserreich developer

how old is soph aspin

>>68491057
Yeah, say that to the Brits that didn't employ me because I have no prior working experience. Good STEM degree too. With a good grade.

Fuck me.

>>68491320
school age
think year 10

>>68491216
What the fuck is wrong with English 'men'?

>>68491347
1 2

>>68491292
It happens in a private setting. They are pure and innocent girls up till the part they become fully naked.

That's when they become camwhores.

Hehehehehehehehee

>>68491331
yeah i get you, but go to south korea or japan before you go to china

you will be miserable there

fuck go to oz

>>68491331
What kind of retard thinks he can get anywhere with no connections or experience? You useless millennials really sum up the state of uni#s now.

leng it down

>>68491347
ah yes the canadian normoid

>>68491285
that was my new mixtape senpai

>>68491339
kek

>>68491373
>fuck go to oz
Full mate, there's not much room left and it's getting very cramped, don't think he'd like it here.

there's a whole heap of gyaldem running man down true stories

>>68491383
how do you get experience if every job requires experience

its a catch 22

>>68491383
don't say millenial

just burst into tears during an ASPCA commercial

ffs lads

Does having a non-british gf make me a traitor?

i like rum, vodka tastes horrible and whisky gives me a stomach ache

>>68491410
bollocks, there is always farmwork in the glaring sun at least, and I'd take that over ESL in china

also I'm coming over in january :^)
another pom for the pyre

>>68491417
by being young and they let you off for no experience to mould you
if you get to 23 and have never had a job you're fucked

>>68491386
probably just overly excited a girl snapchatted him

wish charlene hart had done more porn

They should build a big city in the middle of Australia, all that space is going to waste

>>68491442
brandy mate

closed my blinds because the guy behind my house was peering through the fence into my room while pretending to rake leaves

>>68491448
tfw 23

had jobs but nothing relevant to my degree

oh well am gunna kms anyway, not like I didn't already know this

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>>68491383
>What kind of retard thinks he can get anywhere with no connections or experience? You useless millennials really sum up the state of uni#s now.

Yeah, fucking blame me for being a good student and working my ass off. I'm even moving to China.

>yeah i get you, but go to south korea or japan before you go to china
>you will be miserable there
>fuck go to oz

I feel you, but it's so far away. But I might even consider it. In China I only have 12/15 days off per year.

babestation

>>68491432
RSPCA here is still running an ad from the 80s (I think, havent seen TV in a while), very cute too

>>68491442
>vodka tastes horrible

You not mixing or something? I'm a fan of pretty much every spirit other than sambuca but vodka is fairly established as having the least obnoxious taste

>>68491482
same lad

>>68491491

Mummy May is coming for you

>>68491417

you pay one of those services that set up fake businesses and pretend to be your old employers for you

>>68491500
whisky is easier to drink straight all night than vodka

>>68491121
>beamer
BMW
>>68491124
u callin me a drug dealer
>>68491130
damn right
>>68491132
NOT MY FUCKING FAULT
>>68491159
they guy on the right has pulled me over

>>68491442
get cognac is gr8

>>68491500
> least obnoxious taste
You mean rum lad?

go to bed lads

>>68491500
>You not mixing or something?
no, mixing is gay

>>68491441
yeah

depends where she's from 2bh

>>68491503
shame I didnt do things differently, had so much potential

>inb4 condescending comment about how every failure thinks this

starting to get A LOT of Tim videos in my "recommended" list lads
hmm

>>68491465
>Start national service in Australia
>Comandeer a certain percentage of mining company vehicles for a certain amount of the year
>use non-nuclear explosives
>cut a channel through NT and SA from sea to sea
>Watch the desert bloom

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>>68491512
>over 40s on babestation

>>68491545
She's Japanese

might tell this leaf to fuck off

>>68491373
I can't complain though. The alternative is either Africa or SA. I'll take Asia any day of the week.

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>mfw too intelligent to engage in mindless banter at the pub and prefer deep conversation at the vegan restaurant

Got a very VERY dodgy kebab and I'm in the taxi home lads

Reckon I'm about 5 minutes away from shitting myself and 15 minutes away from home

Interested to see how this one will play out

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> tfw there are stress-free jobs which require no experience that pay $24/hr in australia

>>68491424
Is that another one of your precious triggers? Your generation is by far the most pathetic one yet.

>>68491568
This is a fantastic idea frankly, I think you should be the mayor of Australia City

>>68491576
I won't say more but I think you might live to regret that choice


china is a nofun culture

>>68491517
Straight yea, but that's 'cause it's got something to cover the taste of pure alcohol.

>>68491532
Depends on the rum desu. Dark rums are decent straight, white rums make me want to spew.

>>68491538
Are you 14 or something?

>>68491568
>cut a channel through NT and SA from sea to sea
don't think you fully grasp just how large that is lad
the train that goes pretty much straight from darwin to adelaide is something like 3000km

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>>68491597

>>68491618
What do you think of spiced rums?

>>68491583
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1481165935698.webm

>>68491597

go to bed grnadpa

>>68491592
like?

>>68491631
spiced are nicer than dark but i pretend to like dark more for manly purposes

In the library on a Saturday at 9pm

>>68491625
No need to be negative, you weren't invited anyway

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Lads can any porn even compare with based fake taxi?
>Good mix of cute pornstars and amateur slags
>Guy has a huge uncut dick
>Makes the girls rim him good. Not a few seconds shit, has them deeply massage his arsehole while groaning in pleasure
>Does that position where he has her arse slapping against his
>Sometimes makes them call him Daddy

>>68491644

being a night auditor at a hotel

sucked a dodgy cock last night
might go down the clinic tomorrow

alri cunts

>>68491614
What about Hong Kong? It's only 3 years i guess.

>>68491665
rimming is disgusting

>>68491499
This one was just absolutely tragic it showed doggos who had been beaten and left in the snow :'(

>>68491665

yes, amateur/homemade porn.

>Good mix of cute pornstars and amateur slags

they're all dirty pornstars

>>68491632
why is there a fanny cam

need context on this desu

>>68491683
probably nowhere near as bad as the mainland, with better pay

>>68491666
does sound quite comfy desu

>>68491673
alri

>>68491665
Not enough wee fountains for my taste

>>68491665
dogfart behind the scenes

>>68491702
because it's porn you little cretin

>>68491690
I think if I ever witnessed somone properly abusing a dog i might actually end them

>>68491721
just saw Rodhåd and Daniel Avery

came home early though.

>>68491592
>$1000 a month for runt work
literally how

>>68491604
As a bit of back-of-a-fag-pack maths, Darwin to Adelaide is 3000km while the Suez Canal is 193 km. Assuming that we could get something done ten times quicker nowadays than then (probably an exaggeration) it'd still take 15 years to complete.

>>68491716

yeah, but i guess the downside is that you have to readjust your circadian rhythm to work between the hours of 11pm - 7am.

>>68491688
Are you kidding? Rimming is the most patrcian act in porn. Most of the male actor dick's have been desentized due to all the face fucking, they barely enjoy it. When the cute girl gently licks his arsehole then starts fucking it with her nose as he screams like a teenage girl you know it's real, raw pleasure.

>>68491631
quick like 'em desu

Kraken is unironically pretty nice

>>68491766

> tfw no homeless gf

drinking some properly harsh whisky

can;t believe i picked a litre of this shite over 70cl of johnnie walker for the same price

>>68491752
can do that in about 2/3 days

>>68491748
oz is unironically the best nation in the world to live in for work, you' know the way poles come here to make bank for their senpai back home and be rich when they go back? you can do that as a brit in oz

>>68491730
puke porn?

yuck!

>>68491781
doing this

>>68491766
Looks like Chris-Chan.

>>68491713
You're a pretty nice guy. Thanks!

>>68491726
Dunno what it is about it

It's pretty vanilla compared to anything else, but the idea of the shot ending and shit continuing does something

>>68491756
You're watching a bloke getting their arse licked mate, you're bent

imdb is to 4chan as reddit is to rotten tomatoes

>>68491794
good luck

>>68491786
normies OUT

>>68491811
>You're watching a bloke getting their dick licked mate, you're bent

Got a hankering for daddy's cummies again

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hmm

>>68491756
Literally fucking disgusting

>>68491825
That is a normal sex act you degenerate

>>68491825
yeh thats bent as well. porn with blokes in it is gay.

Rimming does feel absolutely amazing tbf

howling at the concept of a christmas with no snow

>>68491853
porn of any kind is for beta males

Literally this

Fucking disgusting
>>68491811

>>68491866
bet you say beta like an american. i bet

>>68491781

> can do that in about 2/3 days

Yeah, you could probably fully do it in less than a week according to this article.

> By exposing experimental subjects to intermittent bright light during their night shifts and having them wear sunglasses on their way home and sleeping in very dark bedrooms, Eastman and her team have found that within about a week, they can shift someone’s circadian rhythm to align perfectly with working a night shift and sleeping during the day.

http://www.apa.org/monitor/2011/01/night-work.aspx

Can't be arsed digging up the real citation for you.

watching police camera bollocks

>>68491839
Utter utter pleb
>>68491850
>normal
Arse licking is popular as fuck now, check out all the amateur videos of girls licking their bfs arsehole until it's sloppy then rubbing their cute face in it.

Did an idiot lads

>Housemates takes me out to meet his friends
>Have a good night
>Come home alone and find two fit eastern euro girls skulking around my flat looking for a place to piss
>Tell them to leave and they ask me if there are any close bars to go in to use the toilet
>Direct them to a bar round the corner
>Get inside and realise I'm home alone tonight and I should have just said they can use my toilet and could have probably shagged one of them
>Realise girls have been throwing themselves at me all night but I didn't act on any of it for some reason

Don't know what's wrong with me

Three girls tried to get me to go home with them and I just shut them down

Fuck sake

>>68491866
Where else are you going to see women sucking off horses and drinking their own piss straight from their fanny?

>>68491880
its ok I trust you pal, and I appreciate that you neednt feel cause to go to significant effort for me, after all we are strangers

>>68491879
You sound like an angry beta. Go let that passive agression build as you wank to two girls you'd never be able to touch :)

if i come to London will i be given some 'mandem' and 'peng tings' as soon as i land?

>watching a blokes arsehole get licked

just bought a nuke off the black market lads what should i do with it

>>68491911
If you actually fucked woman you wouldn't watch so much porn that you need to see girls do that sick shit just to get the thrill back.

Literally this. How the fuck is it even a thing?
>>68491921

>>68491918
This lad is angry because he says beta like a Yank and he just got found out

>>68491919
Probably some glasgow kisses waiting for you as soon as you open your mouth

>>68491908
should've let them piss on your face lad. its hot as fuck

>>68491928
drop it on liverpool for me la

cheers x

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>>68491592
if it eats up a third of my life it's not stress free

>>68491908

>Come home alone and find two fit eastern euro girls skulking around my flat looking for a place to piss

is this just a normal thing, people breaking into your house to use the toilet?

>>68491908
>Get inside and realise I'm home alone tonight and I should have just said they can use my toilet and could have probably shagged one of them

uh yeah or they could just use your toilet, say thanks and leave

you weren't exactly in