tea at the bottom of the sea edition
not cara
all i wanna do is do it
>>68488035
me on the dock
>>68488035
me sat in the boat
>work tomorrow
>>68488036
because then they'd run out of material
>>68488035
october is such an aesthetic birthday to have
nigger!
>>68488081
>not august
absolute STATE of you
listening to bon iver
>>68488035
>massive defining event for yanks
>barely a footnote in our enormous history
>>68488043
v. meta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Va6gZCyN8
love the yanks lads dgaf what anyone says
my glamourfu
>>68488081
good post
27th here, you?
mum just called me a no good 'sheed
>>68488035
me as an early pioneer of scalvage diving
>>68488121
doxxed
>>68488063
they're unironically well dressed
>>68488063
https://youtu.be/pIWxgGrVaAQ
>>68488072
Makes sense
Come up with a bunch of esoteric drivel and have the pseudointellectual crowd eat it up so they can talk about how smart and enlightened they are
>>68488120
strong jaw on that bitch
>>68488136
fug
cum
>>68488120
c h e b s
post slags lids
>>68488145
are limmy
>>68488121
1st, haha get fucked
>>68488081
february is the objectively superior month
we've got ayn rand and kurt cobain
>>68488183
like her
>>68488144
>>68488195
hehe... in school mine was always in the half term
pity work doesnt have that
>>68488120
how is it possible for one person to be so fuckable?
have not read a single post in this thread
this really gets brits howling
why has no one talked about this tweet?
>>68488226
d
e
a
n
o
>>68488200
we've got ayn rand and kurt cobain
so?
>>68488268
squealing
>>68488188
becoming more and more like dee dee with each day
at least he seems happy
Realized on friday that that a guy i dont like from work is liked by our supervisor.
How to sabotage him and get him fired lads
i am skeleton jelly
i am skeleton jelly
lol just saw the amazon firestick ad again lads. old clarkson showing the frenchies and the hun what's what by sending them some amazon firesticks haha that'll teach them for being french and german haha
>>68488271
>you're a deano if you don't dress like a literal jakeball
hmmmm
>>68488270
wtf haha did he do a follow up tweet?
is the "he fell through the bar" the best scene to ever air on british television?
My birthday is in february but my girlfriend's is in october. She's a pastry chef. I don't know what month her pet eel was born in. Must ask next time I talk to her.
think i might be overdosing on cocaine lads
probably just minor but I'm feeling light headed/dizzy/like passing out
someone call me an ambulance
>>68488270
PSYCHIC HOGAN
>>68488323
yes
sleep is good, death is better
>>68488345
rip in peace
omg imagine gf :3
>>68488323
don't you ever dare mock john sullivan or I'll write you an extremely strong worded letter
>>68488345
how's your heart rate and blood pressure?
>>68488268
BUT WHY IS HIS LEG SO HIGH
HAHAHAHJHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
OUR NAME IS ENGLAND
WE WALK HOW WE WANT
>Dozens of people have been killed in Kenya north of the capital after a fuel tanker overturned. A crowd gathered to collect the spilled fuel when it exploded.
http://www.nation.co.ke/news/30-dead-after-fuel-tanker-burst-into-flames/1056-3482072-n1q4uw/index.html
8332
>this try hard
>>68488345
it's been good posting with you lad, rip in peace
failed nofap again today lads
LADS QUICK
>was trying to create a shortcut to desktop of my massive 100 gigabyte file of C/GAMES
>accidentally dragged the folder to desktop and the PC thought I was moving the folder, quickly cancel
>THE FUCKING FOLDER JUST DISSAPEARS AND ISN'T IN THE RECYCLING BIN
WHAT THE FUCK LADS DID I DELETE ALL MY PIRATED GAMES WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK
HOW DO I GET THEM BACK
gonna fuuck the fleshlight in the shower
>>68488372
>>68488407
thanks lads
>>68488378
heart is beating quite fast, dunno how to know what my blood pressure is
>>68488345
this is why i stick with benzos
>>68488418
install gentoo
sad
I am sad, that is
>>68488418
deltee system32
>>68488437
>heart is beating quite fast
you're fine, you're just panicking
how much codeine have you had approximately?
stay awake and you'll certainly be ok
>>68488418
>games
>>>/v/
>>68488345
LD50 is like 1.5 grams taken at once, you'll be fine
watch out for chest pains though, that's the danger lad
>>68488418
Its somewhere lad. Just do a search of a file you remember
A 100gb folder would take about 20 mins to delete
>>68488332
>don't know what month her pet eel was born in
is this code for "don't know what month she transitioned?"
2016 was a very good year for me
and you???????????
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine i'll do it myself
>>68488418
You're lying. If you just dragged the folder and then clicked cancel, then it wouldn't have disappeared. Either you're lying or it's just taking a while to move the stuff back where it was supposed to be.
Also, 100 gigs of games is like 4 games.
>>68488448
shut the fuck up you coddled fuck
>>68488418
didn't you say "shoo shoo PC goblin!" before turning on your computer?
uh oh
>>68488477
Cocaine you mong
Opiates slow your heart rate
>>68488418
Go to your user folder, all your shit would be in there if you didnt delet it
always crease at joshuas africa tattoo
>>68488487
Alright apparently it's on my desktop but it's kind of half on my desktop but not on C:Games? As in it's stuck on cancelling at 0% but everything seems fine on my desktop? Is everything going to dissapear in a second?
Just had a look round Grimsby on Maps. Some interesting characters
Spotted a new Mercedes too
>>68488492
>Brexit
>Trump
Pretty good, all things considered.
>>68488418
could download treesize to find out where it is
just letting you know the colonies are unsettled by your brexit
>drink for 5 hours
>still sober
>voluntarily stop drinking
wanna know how I know I'm not an alcoholic
>>68488437
how hard is your heart beating
>>68488510
oh right i'm drunk and on benzos so reading isn't my strong point
in any case
he'll be fine so long as he doesn't start getting chest pains, that's when you should call the ambiwlans
>>68488535
fight me you weedy little prick, I'm the hardest bloke in England
>>68488556
Rare
Who are you
>>68488489
no, she has a vagina, a real one, i've seen it, it looks just like the ones in porn except not battered from all the bbc
not that guy but i've nearly finished the 8ball I picked up friday
will cocaine be #1 /brit/ killer?
>>68488375
yeah
>>68488556
>the T*rks and Kike-os Islands
>>68488556
who isn't
>>68488639
i've been here two days: the post
>>68488611
dont want to
>>68488556
all turks and caicos islanders should be killed
>>68488035
I like this edition a lot lads
>>68488652
8 ball of what? "8 ball" doesn't specifically apply to cocaine you mong
>>68488681
hahaha always a laugh
>>68488653
why is she walking towards the camera?
>>68488686
yeah
it is pretty good
kill, marry, fuck
>>68488693
coke, you couldn't tell that from my post?
>>68488653
you better post her facebook senpai
>>68488718
f k m
>>68488477
cocaine lad, but my symptoms are what is being described as a cocaine overdose
>>68488483
oh that's better then, just felt light headed which was weird for coke
i snorted 2 really fat lines of darknet gear
feeling better now though
>>68488562
i can feel it, a lot faster than normal even with coke
but I should be ok I guess
>>68488681
Some are alright. they're just traditionally very xenophobic, and the massive numbers of haitians coming over has exacerbated it.
>>68488718
fuck kill marry
>>68488718
fuck, kill, marry
>>68488556
we will always be the pioneers and leaders of the world. Everybody under British protection has won the lottery
>>68488743
Woah
Rare flag
STOP DEVALUING RARES YOU FUCKING CUNT PROXY TWAT
even though you're not that rare, i have almost every flag that exists
>>68488751
never seen this flag before, what is it?
>>68488718
>those three hogs
I 'd rather just go home and have a wank
>>68488745
>>68488751
>beatrice
>fuck
mah niggas
>>68488804
queer
>>68488795
>have almost every flag that exists
well done anon
>>68488741
so long as you don't start getting chest pains you'll be okay, stress and panic plays a big part in heart rate and thinking that you've overdosed will stress you out more
you're okay
>>68488824
THICC
H
I
C
C
>>68488795
>2015
newfag
just spotted a Dutch car in grimsby. must have got lost
>>68488035
Do Americans think we care about this?
>>68488824
don't get the wrong impression, i'd only fuck her because the one on the right is the only attractive one and the other candidate is a demented old hag
>>68488837
thats when i started putting them on the map reeeeeeee
got accosted in costa coffee
>>68488832
yeah light headedness has stopped now, just a bit of a shock for it to happen i guess
thanks lad xx
>>68488875
still a newfag, i started mine back in 2012 and completed it sometime in 2014, lost the file though
Weird that there are literally 250 THOUSAND people living permanently on islands halfway around the world that we still own
thats quite a lot of people really
>>68488832
Chest pains can be normal, it's the ventricles around the heart constricting as stimulants do, not the heart itself.
If it REALLY starts to hurt though and you experience other weird symptoms, then you better get to the hospital sharpish.
>>68488922
really makes me think
learning spanish so I can tell my cuban sister in law that I've love to shag the fuck out of her across the dinner table on christmas day in front of all our relatives
>>68488909
just the rush of good coke my dude
next time just do smaller lines/bumps as needed, no benefit to doing fuckoff big lines when you can get the same effect from multiple little ones without being unsafe
have a good night
I must say necrophilia is looking more and more appealing, despite the bad rep it gets
Here are some pros and cons I came up with.
PROS:
Don't need to date her or seduce her, can go straight to the point
No performance anxiety since she won't be judgmental
Could still be attractive depending on when she died
Not sure if I like to be touched so that won't be an issue
Won't have to communicate with her and listen to her talk, if I choose to talk she will be a good listener
What happens between us she'll literally take to her grave rather than share with Stacies over margaritas for good comedic value
Unlike a prostitute or regular female, doesn't cost money
From her end, it's a wonderful compliment that someone wants to fuck her even when she's dead. Really immortalizes the cunt
want to get an AK-47 lads
>>68488922
>only 250k
>>68488989
whats your point
>>68488909
By any chance, are you an addict?
>>68488922
the quite a strong independence push here. seems 50/50 for and against. How they could support themselves as an independent nation is beyond me but a lot of them just really hate having old white power still technically in control.
>>68488987
Get an ar15 before obama says he's going to take them away, and sell it for more
>>68488922
>we once held dominion over a billion people on other islands
>now it's not even 1 million
>>68489052
I have 3 already
>>68489049
>Capital: Cockburn Town
>tfw no gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
>>68489049
Wtf I love New Zealand now
>>68489064
whats your point
wtf i hate mega now
>>68489049
>Cockburn Town
>>68489064
is that old pic still around of britain ball alone in the tub sobbing 'britannia rule the sa' or some shit playing with a toy boat? i always liked that one
so I told the UK to stop being relevant and they did the absolute madmen!
>>68489153
*sea
>>68489186
haha wow
>>68489192
would you cockburn my town?
>>68489112
In hundreds of years the fall of the British empire will be seen along the same lines of the fall of Rome and it was for the same reason. Women gaining positions of power.
>>68489039
gonna say no
first time I've done coke for like 3 months but when I have it I act like an addict and do it far too much, but then I won't buy any more months again
what's the maximum amount of stains on a girls underwear before you wouldn't consider going down on them?
>>68489064
>we
how would you lads rate this kot?
alt-right art
>>68489283
any shit is a no go for me
vaginal fluids are fine as long as no stds are involved
>>68489248
wonderful :)
>>68489254
maybe thats true
no empire lasts forever, and none ever will. The British Empire was long gone before we were born. It's nothing to feel especially sad about
>>68489294
Love calicoes desu
*stands my ground*
spent abound £250 on my mother's Christmas presents so far. You are treating your precious mothers dearly at this time of year aren't you?
>>68489350
ah yes, Yanks
A church roof has collapsed in Uyo, southern Nigeria, killing at least 60 people attending the ordination of a bishop, reports say.
Hundreds of people were inside the Reigners Bible Church including the governor of Akwa Ibom state, Udom Emmanuel, when the roof collapsed, Nigerian media report.
>>68489254
>It was for the same reason
When did the Irish rebel against Rome and start a chain of dominoes following suit?
>>68489361
fob
>>68489350
can you get in trouble for this if no one is hurt?
No-one to be with on Christmas day. Think I'll volunteer for work.
>>68489378
>the lord works in mysterious ways, have faith
fucks sakes
how do couples with big fat bellies have sex
>>68489361
£20.50. Close enough
>>68489361
sending the gift of love <3
via text tho, will be too hungover on christmas day
>>68489382
dont you mean getting involved in the 2 bloodiest and most expensive wars of all time?
>>68489406
yes i'd assume so otherwise attempted murder wouldnt be a crime
>>68489378
express ticket to heaven, lucky devils
>>68489427
doggystyle, takes at least one belly out of the equation
>>68489436
No. I mean getting beaten by a ragtag bunch of farmers in the midst of a foggy dew and everyone realising you're not the invincible powerhouse they thought you were.
bought a gift voucher as a present therefore guaranteeing that my money would be spent at their shop. Then they charged me £5.50 for delivery. Fucking jews.
Jennifer Lawrence is still ugly btw.
>people on 4chan say there were simultaneously shootings/blasts in madrid and barcelona
>over 6 hours later and nothing on the news about it
ah yes very good
can't spell anymore due to spellcheck lads
even spelt spellcheck wrong
My secret santa to buy for at work is an African bloke, lads. Nice lad. What should I buy for him? Plz no racism thx
>>68489406
Big time
Felony charges that won't get pled down
Driver is looking at 5 years minimum in the state penitentiary
Two final exams left until the end of classes. Hopefully one of them is online so that I can cheat on it.
>>68489529
your gf
>>68489492
Always has been imho
a decade of relentless drinking has left me with painful heartburn daily
>>68489464
but that was after ww1
at that time the empire might still have been salvageable regardless of the irish (just), until another war twice as bad 20 years later
world war 1 made all countries realise that no army was invincible
>>68489436
>>68489530
what if you go right up to them, stop, then just creep your car forward enough to push them out of the way then go?
>>68489538
screenshotted and sent to your uni
>>68489571
Drinking is for hell-bound degenerates, heartburn is the least of your worries
>>68489577
It was actually during The First World War.
nice n toasted right now brahs
>>68489406
Are you retarded?
>>68489529
big bunch of bananas, make a big deal of it like you're really generous
ingested 20mg of flubromazepam
The gf
>>68489586
Which uni is that?
>>68489492
she is beautiful
>>68489549
Implying I have, have had or ever will have a gf.
>>68489578
They are violating the law by standing in the middle of the street but I'm not sure
A quick Google search would probably let you know
hmm
Just got back from work, AMA.
What flag is the first one in this pic? Asking for a friend
>tfw so hideous and lonely ive finally accepted ill never get a real gf so im dating a trans lass
feels mixed feelings tbd
>>68489605
well yeah but the actual war started after ww1
>>68489626
Absolute madman. Isn't one dose of that about 1mg?
>>68489657
how do planes work
>>68489621
Well I should imagine he's thoroughly sick of those.
>>68489663
cambodia
>>68489663
cambodia ithink
>>68489656
reply "alri"
>>68489656
could possibly have a chance there mate
>>68489657
what did you get up to at work
>>68489663
cambodia xx
>>68489673
>.png
what the hell
>>68489656
prove you didnt just steal this from facebook or wherever
>>68489656
at least she's up front about it :)
oh hi mark
>>68489640
tbf they had plenty of time to move
he didn't approach them that fast
in court he could say that he approached apprehensively and when he saw their resolve he was intimidated and panicked and decided to continue moving in fear of his own life an get off the charges
since angry protestors can be life threatening a good lawyer could get you off on this
>>68489721
>>68489656
pls say alri
>>68489767
This is shopped
Can tell my the shading
>>68489767
She looks like a bloke in those pictures mate
>>68489656
don't fall for it mate
>>68489767
waheyyy I concede, you're in there lad
is she good looking? cant really tell
>>68489697
>>68489772
done xx
>>68489677
I don't know. Aeronautical engineering is not one of my specialties.
>>68489709
I poured drinks for people who were generally (but not always) rude to me.
>>68489807
ask her if she likes boys from leiden
Don’t be dum-dee-dee-dum dum-dee-dee-dum dum-dee-dee-dum-dum
DUMB!
Don’t be stu-pee-dee-do stu-bee-do-bee-do stu-bee-do-bee-do-bee-do
STUPID!
Don't be neh-neh-neh-nuh neh-neh-neh-nuh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
NUTS!
Don't be cra-pe-ba-deh cra-ba-deh-ba-deh cr-cr-cr-cr
CRAZY!
>>68489807
>giffgaff
runt
>>68489807
based lad
is she attractive, can't really tell from the pic
>>68489815
are you the spoons lad
le post phone screenshots but not from his phone man
how can i prove it's from my phone
>>68489829
looks like a proper but her face
>>68489676
nah they are 4mg pellets
flubromazolam is the more potent one per mg
>>68489893
take picture of phone with something written on a bit of paper
>>68489815
I've worked as a barman and you can absolutely just be rude back to them and not serve them again. one of the perks of bartending vs retail.
than and the booze
>>68489633
i dont know mate it was just a bit of banter i wouldnt actually do that :) x
>>68489893
i meant you're posting them from your computer because you have your reddit flag on lol
>christfags itt
my life is over
>>68489421
What about your family, who else will ask you awkward questions about your personal life
really really bored should I go to sleep x
>>68489931
isn't AirDrop amazing :)
UNIRONICALLY believe this to be accurately labelled as a so-called "choon" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE
the gf
>>68489966
ermmmmmmmmmmmmm wouldn't know I have a REAL computer and a REAL phone? :)
>>68489978
im not even going to see what it is but I bet its shit
>>68489927
haha ok xx
>>68489994
your stuck in the past . . .
it's cute >.<
>>68489984
she's a big guy
>>68489382
They were called Scots back then. Based Hadrian even built a wall.
>>68490015
haha i got you x
>apple products
shiggy
>>68488270
probably because it is fake
>>68490031
The Irish invaded Scotland long before Rome showed up.
>>68490072
Gei
>>68490025
>>68488270
>2001
ummm
>>68490012
(she's homeless) by crystal waters
top choonage
>>68489890
wish I could have a walking stick and not look like a prat, they're so much fun.
have to wait until I'm over 60 or get in a bad accident
big guys
for you
for less
at big guys for you
Tell me about optimal pricing without price discrimination lads
>>68489855
Yes.
>>68489921
I'm getting more confident with telling people to just fuck off, but you have to be careful doing that working for a chain because it can reflect badly on the company as a whole, so managers can get pissy with you if you're rude to the customers, even if they deserve it.
>>68490089
mate...
is life worth living should i blast myself
>>68490127
where the marginal revenue equals marginal cost
>>68490136
alright?
>>68490120
Just pretend to be blind
>>68488120
Danielle sharp
so tell me how do you do
finally i meet you
you don't know what i've been through
waiting and wondering about you
this guy is hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9WClv4U5B8
>>68490156
Thats when there is price discrimination
>CLIMBING EMIRATES STADIUM (ARSENAL)
Wish I was one of these twats
>>68490192
no it isn't. price discrimination is a variable price based on the elasticity of demand of particular groupings of the consumer. MR = MC is one value
>>68490191
your face is hilarious
just scrolled past every single post in this thread
>>68490191
i really hate these mono audio videos that make me think my headphones are fucked for a second
>>68490265
man?
>>68490137
swear to god i wanna just slit my wrists and end this bullshit
>>68490265
don't care
i just looked at eightchan and it's really quite depressing. happier here tbph
>>68490239
What do I do now?
>>68490281
do it then you little fanny
just booked a flight to brussels, anything i should do there? xx
>>68490278
female
>economics is just applied maths
applied to what? it bears no resemblance to reality
I just realised that even if I fail my final exam with a 50% I'll still pass my class haha
>>68490265
le instagram'd filtered up to her eyeballs qt
>>68490319
buy a noose xx
>>68490319
bomb a mosque
>>68490319
>belgium
>>>/x/
>>68490281
you'd be surprised how difficult it is to actually die that way
well good evening
bit warm out
>>68490135
>working for a chain because it can reflect badly on the company as a whole, so managers can get pissy with you if you're rude to the customers, even if they deserve it.
yeah I get its different in a chain especially.
Sometimes if i was in a good mood, which is more often then not It wouldnt bother me and I'd just laugh it off or ignore it. But if someone is rude to me for no reason and i'm in a bad mood im liable to fly off the handle a bit
remember this proper gay fuck asked me if we were still serving food, and I replied to him nah we stop at 5 (was like 8) then gave him some recommendations of where in the area had a good reputation for takeout. And idk what happened but he started giving me shit saying I was being rude to him and he was going to speak to the manager, at first i was just confused because it was so out of the blue, but when i realised what was happening I flipped and nearly punched his head in lol.
only 2 other times I nearly got into an actual fight working in that place
or maybe 3
>>68490335
had a similar realisation that for one of my modules if i got 50% on the last assessed piece of work i'd still get a first overall
feel pretty smug
>>68490319
take a train north
>>68490319
why Brussels and not Bruge, Bruge is lovely
>>68490311
throw the magnum to my head threaten to pull shit
>>68490304
>constant MC
literally what is this problem
>>68490366
english weather
>>68490319
really boring and ugly city, been twice and there is fuck all to do or see. as boring as geneva.
>>68490354
ill get one made of chocolate hehe i love belgium chocolate x
>>68490319
ask some unelected bureaucrats who voted for them
>>68490386
best biggie song
prove me wrong
>>68490390
How to find optimal price without price discrimination among the three demand curves
Already got with PD
>>68490362
t. faggot who didn't cut the right way
>>68490396
>>68490379
>>68490373
thanks for the advice lads, ill just go to bruges x
>>68490430
youre dead wrong
>>68490411
hang yourself xxx
>>68490445
don't speak French to them there, they get in a right strop
im sorry ms jackson
i am for reaaaaaal
>>68490431
for a monopoly it is the point on the demand curve directly above where MR intersects MC
>>68490367
Might need to take a leaf out of your book lad. Had a 21 year old girl girl start giving me shit today because I ID'd her - said she didn't need to show it because she'd already had a drink, and when I explained I still needed to ID her because it wasn't me who served her and I didn't see whoever else do it, she started getting sarcastic and rude. Might not have been so nasty if I punched her head in desu.