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What do they teach in your country's schools about the French

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What do they teach in your country's schools about the French emperor of Europe?
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>>68479671
that his name was karl
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who
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he was a swede
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>>68479671
Howdy, Germanic servants! Check it out, I'm made of gold!
>>68479695
His name was Charles.
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I remember, it was a little before we learned about the ebin polish kinkdom.
I don't remember anything, history became interesting to me later in life.
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>>68479765
>His name was Charles.
K A R L
A
R
L
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>>68479765
>>68479695
*carolus
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>>68479671
He wuz a roman
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that i wasn't a true empire since he divided it over his sons into 3 kingdoms
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>>68479671
He fucked up splitting his empire
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>>68479671
His name was Charlmac and he was a pict
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>>68479671
He was mentioned when we talked about the Carolings. I don't remember anything more, though.

Fun fact: Our word for king (kralj) originates from his name (Karel) apparently.
Karl - Karel - Kral - Kralj
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Haplotype discussion is banned at school
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TO THE SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

SEE CHARLEMAGNE RISE
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>>68480148
>CHARLEMAGNE
>>68479866
>>68479695
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>>68479671
His name was Cai-Göran and he was Swedish
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It's Karolus Magnus you niggers
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>>68479765
You're wrong, Viljami. His real name is Kaarle Suuri.
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>>68479671
He was great and all but his sons were a bunch of fags who splitted up the Empire.
Such a shame.
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>>68480177
I really prefer this post over this >>68479737 one.
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>>68479671
his name was Nagy Károly, the greatest Magyar ever lived :)
stop stealing our history, westerner shits
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>>68480221
Wrong again, Kimmi!
Karel was his name.
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test
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>>68479671
but Napoleon didn't have a beard
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Who else here related to him?
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>>68480325
Napoleon was Italian.
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>>68479671
excuse me but Karol Magnowski was a Polish king
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>>68479671
Excuse me but Carlo Magno was the first terrone emperor of europe
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>>68480487
fuck off ireland
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Karel de Grote was Dutch.
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I think you'll find Charl O'Magne was infact Irish
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>>68481332
fuck off italy

>>68480815
stop smoking so much dutchboy
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>>68479671
Karl der Große
Charlemagne
Charles the Great
Everything is transmitted to Japan

日本語表記ではカール大帝
In Romaji, Kâru Taitei
So Karl is formal in Japan
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>>68481829
fuck off weeb
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>>68479695
No he was pure roman bread
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>>68479671
We learned that the native americans were a really resourceful people. Also that hitler was a bad guy.
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ELLO GERMANIC SERVANTS
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CHECK IT OUT. IM MADE OF GOLD
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Say it with me /int:

KARL DER GROßE NOT CHARLEMAGNE
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>>68479671
nothing, our history programs are shit
I know that he led one of the largest empires of the "dark" ages, and that he was one of the first western emperors to become literate
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Gold is indeed a very valuable commidity
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>>68479671
Charle Mane was black, he's Gucci Mane's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather
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WE WUZ EMPERORS N SHIEEEEEEEEETTTTTT
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Charlemagne - Translates to "Charles the Great"
Karl de Gross - Translates to "Carl the gross"

Gee I wonder which tribe he was the leader of and which one the enemy of.
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>>68479671
WE WUZ FRANKS
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>>68479671
AYO HOL UP SO YOU BE SAYIN
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>>68491587
WE
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>>68479671
His name was Good Guy Charlie, and he was a Canadian.
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>>68479671
they did nothing until the 40s and then they hid from the war while we killed all the bad guys.
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>>68491381
>Finnish shitposting
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>>68491599

WUZ
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>Karel de Grote
>Frans
You know the Salian Franks and Merovingian Kings were Dutch and later Belgian.
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Sahala Mamadou was actually Malian.
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>>68491812
how do you explain then that you don't speak a latin language?
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>>68479671
Karl was a Germanic barbarian, but he was such a total Latinoaboo, he'd probably want to be remembered as being Romance.

Being German back then wasn't something to be proud of.
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>>68479671
Дa этo ж, блядь, Bлaдимиp Кpacнo Coлнышкo, eбaть мeня в Кoнcтaнтинoпoль. Soooqa
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>>68491865
Because we beat the Romans. And the Germans. And the French.
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So to actually get things straight, Charlemagne and the Carolingians and the Merovingians were Franks, who's descendant are the Northern French, the Belgian, the Dutch and a small part of the Southern German.
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>>68479695
>>68479866
>>68480176
>>68480611
>>68481449
>>68488456
>>68488527
>>68491453
>Unironically being a filthy Saxon
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>>68491896
So basically you are saying you just happen to live in a place where they use to be settled but your people have nothing to do with the Franks right?
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>>68491994
>At first the Salians lived between the Rhine and the IJssel in the modern day Dutch region of the Veluwe, Gelderland.
>The Merovingian kings responsible for the conquest of Gaul are thought to have had Salian ancestry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salian_Franks
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>>68492050
>The Salian Frankish language is ancestral to the modern family of Low Franconian dialects (including Dutch).
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>>68492077
>However, the Old Franconian language did not die out completely, as it continued to be spoken in the Low Countries, and subsequently evolved into what we now call Old Low Franconian or Old Dutch. In fact, Old Frankish could be reconstructed from Old Dutch and Frankish loanwords in Old French
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_language
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>>68492050
My great-grand-mother lay in Cambrai, that's definitely not in modern Belgium.
And Tournai is basically the modern border between Wallonia and France.
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>>68492199
>My great-grand-mother lay in Cambrai, that's definitely not in modern Belgium.
Because you stole our clay. It's still located in French-Flanders if i'm not mistaken, with quite a lot of Dutch speakers untill very recently
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>>68479671
They are always defeated major wars.
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Nothing we learn about how Captain Cook was the greatest man alive and no acknowledgement that there were people here before him
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They don't.
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>>68479671
Karl the Fat.

He was scared of danes he made a demilitarized zone and called it Danes March > Denmark.

We were equally scared of him that we buildt a wall and named it after ourselves. He really liked killing pagans.
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>>68480225
>>68479984
>>68479961
He didn't split his empire, Charlemagne was followed by his son Louis le Pieux who was the one who split the Empire in three.
You French anons should know better.
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>>68479671
he was a frank not french
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>>68481332
By my sides. You made my day.
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He was actually a spanish migrant, called Carlos
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he wuz kings
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He invented school https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkx3dTwqEtk
Sacré Charlemagne !
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