/balt/ + /ausnz/

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>tfw empty af inside

>>68473680
same

pede homo geibois

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Federation of mems

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>There are people in this thread who don't watch Flip Flappers
nerds

mention my name in your tweets

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dont know lads

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>>68473905
flip flopped

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>>68474175

there's no stopping us now!

>>68474264
yes there is

>>68474264
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

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>tfw to inteligent for my age

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>tfw you realise you enjoy sucking dikc

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>>68473905
Just watched the tenth episode.
Holy fuck

T think all the Australians are asleep now
Except me, but I hate this fucking general and Baltshits

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>>68474365
haha???

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Some Turkish autist keeps sending me CSGO invites

>>68474365
I am awake

>>68474420
Why?

>>68474365
Same. Only come here when brit is at a low point but this general is full of shitty and unfunny memes and what the fuck is a balt

>be me
>be awesome

>>68474443
We played together once and i absolutely dominated a ranked match. Now he thinks im some MLG hero whos gonna boost his comp rank

>>68474365
>>68474462
>/balt/ cucks want to stay together with these people to the point of throwing autistic fits, reporting threads and making new ones out of sheer spite if ausnz is not mentioned
I'll prepare the bull for you, you dumb retards

>>68474483
Ah so you're a god in the game and now he wants to be part of your glory, deny him.

>>68474494
anime cucks

ausnz bulls

/balt/ for /balts/ ONLY when?

think we should split off from ausnz for good

>>68474462
If you replace the t in /balt/ with a k, then you have a decent general

ausnz? more like shit

>>68474583
>>68474583
>>68474583
REAL THREAD HERE

SEE ABOVE

Jesus Lithuanians get hurt feeling quite easily.

lol soft.

>weebshits in charge of handling the banter

lol whatever. ausnz can't survive without us anyway, we're like germany and they're the refugees.

>>68474671
Were we even a regular general to begin with?

I saw a few threads here and there but not daily.

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Commodore or Falcon?

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Bought a new blanket today. It's really comfy

>>68474814
Why not both?

>>68474814
>>68474816
race traitors

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>>68474820
>No more of either

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>when someone makes 2 threads and you have to make your autism posts in both for maximum exposure

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stayed up all night now I really wish I didn't

>>68475002
staid*

>>68475010
Are you playing tricks on me?

I <3 /ausnz/

>>68475128
>>68474462
>>68474365
they don't love you

>>68474816
Maha löön su raisa!

>>68475128
Thanks

/Balt+AUSNZ/ lives matter!

>>68475403
/balt/ lives matter

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Tao pihku ma ei tule kuhugi

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>>68475834

need kuldsed vennad olid juba ununenud

Tao pihku ma ei tule kuhugi
need kuldsed vennad olid juba ununenud

>>68475998
homod, kamp kamp homosid

>>68476061
homod, kamp kamp homosid

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>If u lover then let her go
>

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lithweeb told me u been talking shit behind my back, how abkut that 22nd december then huh? hope blue eyes suit ur style, faggot

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Archie Luxury here phuckers

>>68476308
that isnt azusa

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbr60I0u2Ng

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>>68476285
I love her but she dnt luv me bak

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>>68476285
pls don't make me cry

>>68476285
>>68476442
shut the fuck up beta cucks

>>68476367
its 4(for) azusa

>>68476497
wow
rude

>be POOSTRALIAN
that's it. no second line because being a fucking POOSTRALIAN is bad enough

Just ate a slice of pizza AMA

>>68476621
What is your opinion on Juan Manuel Santos' Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech?

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>>68476621
Was it cheese pitsa?

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>>68476308
meet @ brivibas piemineklis 22:00

>>68476743
I think we should legalize all drugs

>>68476786
4 different kinds of cheese yes
Mozzarella, cheddar, smoked and regular

i like her but she already has someone

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>>68476928
Even worse, i liek her and she likes me but she already has someome

Watching Shrek 2. Man is the finale epic

>>68476956
Even worse. I like her and she likes me but i like the feeling of heartache more

>>68477054
wow, this is literally me.

should i trim the hair on my legs or let it be?

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>>68476842
lmao ill whoop u

>>68477191
depends if u gei or not

>>68477191
trim it as short as possible, senpai

>>68477191
trim them and scam people with your newly smooth legs

>>68477191
That depends do you like to get fucked in ass?

Remember when i said i went out last nite to get my dick wet? I didnt get pucci sadly

>>68477369
Why, what happened
At least you go out and invited somewhere

>>68477241
not
>>68477253
i already trimmed it a little
>>68477269
good business plan :D
>>68477284
not really, i like girls.
>>68477369
Yes, i'm the one that sent you good luck. It's sad to hear it ;(

>>68477205
u sending 4 me?

Should I write her, lads?

>go to a random thread on a random board
>call the last poster an idiot and a faggot
>close browser
>leave them wondering

i need new hobbies

>>68477719
yes
>>68477763
i like this

>>68477054
EVEN worse, my dick is 15cm so i purposly avoid getting into romance with girls ;(

>>68477904
But it's average, come on
Be more confident

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>>68477904

>>68477945
just bee urself m8 :^)

>>68477719
the fact ur asking makes me think ur an insecure fuck
>>68477690
azusa we kno who ye aaa
your dat girl who copies my baas
ur dat girl dat is a retaa
u got a big nose
in ur profile picture what the fuks dat pose

only important post in this itt

>>68477842
>yes
Why?

>>68477969
Thanks
Shame that I'm autistic too

>it's the shit episode

>>68478002
What bad can come from it? Just write.

>>68477945
>>68477958
I read online that girls find 15cm small.

>>68478219
only american girls who are degenerate race mixers. you can't compete with tyrone but you wouldn't want to procreate with bitches who have already been blacked anyway

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>15. fizilieru bataljona vīri bija iesaistīti pēdējās Otrā pasaules kara cīņās, tostarp Reihskancelejas, Aviācijas ministrijas un Galvenā drošības dienesta aizsardzībā. Lielākā daļa šo vīru krita kaujā.

>>68477993
gonna tell my sister to stop hanging out with u

>>68478400
>>15. frizieru bataljona vīri
lol fags

>be a tripfag
>can't keep the dicks out of my mouth
is this a fair representation of a tripfag's life?

would a penis pump make my dick a little bigger?

>>68478715
sounds like a life of an average "alt right" man

>>68478651
fuck off mikoto

thats not funny you twink

>>68478778
i haven't checked it in ages, but dailystormer had some very cringy "alt right" users.

>>68478763
Basically it would look swollen

>>68478919
oh okay, that would be bad

>>68478219
They can't tell exactly how big it is by first glance. They think that it's bigger than it actually is

>>68478182
She kinda has a bf.

>>68479111
so what? i know at least 5 bitches who cheat on their husbands/boyfriends

>>68479179
Eh alright, I'll give it a try.

>>68479111
Please, don't cuck people

>>68477621
It was a small party, her friends were cock blocks

>>68479808
There was only one girl?

>>68479949
one girl that i wanted. others were sluts

>>68480018
why don't you like sluts?

>>68480065
bc their sluts

>>68480099
Pump and dump my man

>>68480099
wow, must be hard living with your mum then

>>68479710
*cucks you*
What now, nerd?

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my girlfriend

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my girlfriend

I haven't been to sleep yet

>>68480286
you have very hairy hand

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my gf

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>>68480316
waht

>>68479111
ah man, same situation with me.

Good morning gentlemen.

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>>68480540
Is it a good morning if I haven't slept yet?

>>68480540
i'm the only gentleman here so you can adress me as gentleman not gentlemen from now on

>>68480585
How gentle are you my gentla man?

DOWN GOES THE FOURTH ONE AND MY HEART IS ABOUT TO DO THE WOO KEKOROO LOO

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>>68480540
Good night

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What a horrible general. Even /mämmi/ is better.

>>68480599
if you're a proper lady i'll treat you as one, but if you're a bitch i'll treat you as one too :DDD

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gonna cut the next fucker who talks shit

>>68480685
ur mum was a general last night lawl

>>68480577
Whether or not you have slept, it is still morning. And form my well rested point of view, it is a good morning.

>>68480585
So sorry gentleman, I did not mean to confuse you as equal to the rest of the peasants in this itt.

>>68480723
>it is a good morning

thanks

>>68480099
what's wrong with them
>>68480256
Guess I can't do nothing but surrender

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>>68480699
kumiko a shit

>>68480675
Sleep tight buddy. Watch out for those bed bugs.

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you need someone killed? call the oz

>>68480750
>thanks

Ur wellcum

>>68480796
you always had a a shit taste, azusa

>>68480825
>calls a weebshit a*uza
why would you insult anyone so harshly? disgusting animal tier behaviour really

imagine having a son and raising him for about 20 years to find out he spends his free time on a cantonese noodle forum posting drawings of girls

>>68481005
holy shit i never really put much thought into what the parents must go through to have such a fucking loser as their child xDDD

euthanasia him asap

Good night, chaps.

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so boyos, how's that math/logic skill of yours?

>>68481102
11

>>68481175
lmao fucked up is 21

>>68481102
horse = 10
horse shoe = 4
2 boots = 2
1 boot = 1

1+10*4=41

>>68481226
one horseshoe not 2 in last one

>>68481226
retard lmao
>>68481210
correct

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only true geniuses can solve this

>>68481175
>>68481210
possibly

>>68481226
did an error there

>>68481270
yes

so.. still waiting :D

>>68481338
it's not correct tbmh

>>68481344
56 if the assumption is linear progression

>>68481399
>56 if the assumption is linear progression
ok, actually i did a retard here :D

>>68481102
>>68481399
>it's not correct tbmh

horse 10
horse shoe 2
boot 1

1+10*2=21???????????????????????????

>>68481399
>56
WRONG
1 life remains. if you get it wrong again you must kys

>>68481344
90

>>68481482
shoe is a representation of some quantity that is unknown by inference/deduction. it could be anything. the most intuitive assumption is of course that it's 1, but that's not correct at all so the most we can say is it's
shoe = ? - horse*horseshoe

>>68481344
90

>>68481558
70

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Now you definitely know that pisa is just a a big meme.

>>68481585
wow, brazil a brillitan mathemat genius :D

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ok enough with the easy ones

>>68481648
estonians, genetically speaking, have smaller brains

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Wilno will be Polish again.

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Lotte hentai is a thing

>>68481734
the question should be phrased as: how many possible combinations of cows/chicken are there

>>68481839
there is only one correct answer...

>>68481831
holy fuck XD

>>68481344
90

>>68481907
nope. there's two assumptions we can make
* there is at least one cow
* there is at least one chicken
so the possibilities lie within the amount of cows being [1..6] since 7 cows would mean 28 legs already ruling out there being any chicken. so in truth there are 6 answers, all of them possibly correc, but we just don't know.

>>68481734
2 cows 10 chicken, easy af

>>68482047
there are 12 animals u dumbass

>>68481831
wow lewd

>>68481734
>>68481734
That's tricky...
10 Chickens and 2 Cows ? Prove me wrong

>>68482119
ah shit :DD gotta see that eye doctor soon lol

>>68482153
one of the cows is an amputee and one of the chickens identifies as a cow...

is there any farmerboi here? i really need to know about chickens and why they don't use their flying legs to just fly away from the farm?

>>68481734
2 cows , 6 chicken. mathematically correct

>>68482270
>free food and water
>warm place to hang with ur m8s
>all you have to do is shoot and egg out of ur ass every week

why would they want to leave?

>>68482270
famrer here. chicken cannot fly for long. Also why should they leave? Hey have food and shelter, also they dont leave their nest

>>68482153
why are all your people shitters at dark souls

>>68482324
>>68482335
aren't they eaten once they stop being useful by pushing out eggs?

>>68482270
chicken can fly only about 30 centimeters. a cock will not allow them to fly

>>68482335
Also

I had a cow when i was small. We let that sucker wander around the village freely. She always returned home by the time of milking, bc why should she leave?

>>68482425
do cocks fly? xDDDDD

>>68482270
If they start flying away, man will rip off their wings and they'll lose their freedom and will be confined in dark places.

>>68482461
only in your pussy bby

>>68482406
they dont know that
>>68482461
not really. They can but they dont
>>68482425
Most chicken can acually fly almost 10 meters, but they normally dont

>>68482572
lengthwise, maybe. by height, they will cross huge barriers

>>68482572
Don't they only fly when startled?

>>68482486
this made me wonder when i watched the movie 'cidade de deus'. there was a scene where a chicken ran away. it didn't fly, it ran. and i was like rooting for the little fella, but i didn't understand why it just didn't fly away

was east germany best germany?

>As of 2014, the longest recorded time a chicken has been observed flying continuously is 13 seconds. The furthest recorded flight of a chicken covered 301.5 feet.

that's more than 90 meters
>tfw a chicken can fly further than you

>>68482618
A cock can make them fly but they need the cock.

>>68482618
basically yes
>>68482608
yeah, they can only fly less than a meter high

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>tfw khv & no friends

>>68482688
that's very convenient. you can roundhouse kick a chicken from flight mode very easily. wont even have to raise your leg very high

>>68482714
lol loser kys

>>68482853
I love 19th century Estonian

>>68482858
He's lying, aussies are all chads.

>>68482904
found some old childrens reading book from 1902 (third print) that they were supposed to be reading after they had completed the 'aabits' or abc or how ever it's called in english

>>68483065
Heh, yeah. The old print becomes very readable after enough dedication.

Shit general

>>68483143
Solid gold. Also, most of the early 20th century stuff sounds kind of funny but way more sophisticated.

>>68483202
>>68483202
>>68483202
>>68483202

>latvians and lithuanians are mad they don't have a culture
Lmaoing at your ''countries''.

easter?

>>68483312
Vienā vēsā vasaras vakarā viens vecs vācu vīrs veda veselu vezumu vārītu vēžu.

¿ɹǝʇsɐǝ

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me and lads

>Latvia
Mikoto
Azusa
Autistic spammer
Tsar
>Lithuania
Schizo weeb
Schizo weeb impersonator
Kuzu
>Estonia
???

Why have Estonians produced 0 famous posters

>>68482714
I know how you feel

>>68481102
>x+x+x=30
>x+y+y=18
>y-z=2
>i+x*j=?
literally unsolvable

>>68483451
What about our toothbrush guy?

>>68483451
don't care

>>68483451
what about the guy that posts his ugly penis

>>68483407
me sleeping on the floor

>>68483407
me sitting in the comfy chair

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>>68483248
i noticed something weird, we used = instead of - as a marking for conjoined words and line change...

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>tfw a German girl cuts all contact with me after 2 extremely successful dates and telling me she likes me a lot

CAN THESE FOREIGNERS PLEASE FUCK OFF.

>>68483839
she probably didn't know you were latvian

>>68483826
This entire scripture looks like straight outta Prussia

>>68483839
>CAN THESE FOREIGNERS PLEASE FUCK OFF.
But she did. :D

>>68483839
You fucked up, not her. Think about your past and see which kind of guys girls were fond of. The ones who were jerks to them, not some needy little fucking desperate whatever. You know how to control girls, just you forgot to be a man controlling his own life.

>>68484111
trips confirm, he's probably got cucked by her already

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Kekkai Sensen has great ost.

>>68484168
He only needs to imagine he's Estonian, know how to fake eye contact that splits them in half and know some tantric yoga or some shit.

>>68483839
Viss ir kartiba. Tev ir mums.

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>>68484111
>Needy
>Desperate

Can fucking Estonia stop projecting already?

>>68484568
It would be easier if he just sent her to Estonia, where real men live.

>>68484650
Look how you give a shit. It tells everything about you. Women are social manipulators, if you know how to deceive them you will hit gold. Estonians are better at it than Latvians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxis1qN0k-o

anyone wanna see cute pic of my dick?

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beat up because looks like a refugee lmao

>>68484704
10/10 my brother, fuck right. A girl will experience real orgasms only with an Estonian man who knows his shit. Heil Hitla

>>68484801
how will scatvillage ever recover lmao

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>>68484401
What's your opinion on Tsukihime's ost. It's really old, but I like it anyway
>>68484568
Hm, I usually avoid direct eye contact by looking at the nose or averting my eyes

>>68484568
why would you fake an eye contact, it's extremely easy to do it, i always look them in the eye.

Fake Estonian Casanovas in here

>>68485056
how does it feel to be a shut-in perma V in a foreign country?

>>68483451
foodposter, guy stuck on the wrong train (rip/sent :))

>>68485118
Foreign is a point of view, slowbro. From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.

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>>68485118
You tell me :^)

>>68485311
typical slav(e), no original ideas, only needing to get told

>>68484854
>Hm, I usually avoid direct eye contact by looking at the nose or averting my eyes
Eye contact is the key, or at least one of the keys. It tells about the intentions.
>>68484990
Heh, sure, just stare. See what happens. Have 6 points of reference where your eye is really focused on, and see what happens.
>>68485056
Sure it feels shit that Estonians can figure out what girls really like because they will never say no to us.

now is the right time to post my favorite nz vlogger xDDDD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vngQ2VUy1A

>>68485600
I have seen 10x hotter girls each time I visit Konsum

>>68485440
>Heh, sure, just stare. See what happens. Have 6 points of reference where your eye is really focused on, and see what happens.

Explain more.

>>68485634
yeah <:D i saw 10 girls hotter today at konsum, but i got distracted by the sale prices of beer

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>>68484854
I guess it's okay.

>>68485667
you don't think it's creepy to just stare a person in the face all the time? :DDD
6 is a bit much tho. i aim for hair when they start playing with it and lips/boobs just to give off a /yes you are completely fuckable/ vibe. they seem to respond well

>>68485667
Sure, bro. You make your attention about your peripheral vision and switch around random points at which you turn your consciousness to. Only the random movement of your eyes switching between the points of peripheral attention will have an effect you can't even think of. You will appear as looking straight through them, spiritually. If you change your points or reference. A triangle movement of both eyes and lips will turn on all the sexual thoughts.

>>68485842
Well ofcourse not, i don't stare them in the eyes all the time XDD Were you trying to say that look them in the eye regularly and don't avoid it completely right?

>>68485911
Interesting. I've noticed in the movies when people talk they also check the eyes and lips.

>>68485926
depends. if the girl is really shy, looking straight in the eyes a lot can be a bit threatening, but if they're really open then not looking might make you look like a complete candyass not really interested in them. improvise! :D

>>68485842
>6 is a bit much tho. i aim for hair when they start playing with
Haha, a guy looking at 6 points of reference looking "deeply into your eyes" is what I'm talking about. Don't question me.

>. i aim for hair when they start playing with it and lips/boobs just to give off a /yes you are completely fuckable/ vibe. they seem to respond well
I will sooner have me playing with their nipples but whatever. Just learn about erogenous zones.

>>68485600
literally whom

What in the literal fuck am I reading. It looks like someone threw a geometry book and one of those self-help books for awkward dudes and threw it into a random text generator.

>>68486100
i lied ok. her videos just popped up in the recommended section for whatever reason and i watched some of them :DD

>>68486113
pls send me your copy of the fuckmaster3000 asap thanks hotguy666

>tfw got a gf
it's more of a curse than a blessing, really

>>68486113
You're reading what happens if you quit shitposting on 4chan and act like real fucking Estonians who have a national epic of raping women in Finland (and they loved it)

Baltic seks tourism

>>68486250
this was my meme but you may have it

>>68485600
typical anglo "woman"

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>>68486113
Ignore Estonians please.

>>68486199
I mean, what you/they are typing is probably bullshit, but if the placebo effect helps you get out there, so be it.

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>>68486267
Haven't seen it for almost a year so I thought I'd revive it :DDD

>>68486282
I can't help myself. They're either really silly geese or master trolls.

>>68486302
yeah I forgot about it 2bdesu

>>68486283
Number of women you pleased by being a dumbass thinking they are little sweet flowers: 0
The number of guys who had their dicks sucked by them meanwhile: 90000+

>>68486283
god you're really dense are you? there used to be a notice that everything on this site is fiction. time to put it up again i guess

>>68486330
Are you the guy that used to post Eurobeat?

Post Eurobeat

>>68486340
>90000
there's not so many people in the world btw. there's like about around ~30

>>68485600
>I geess
>messagees
>eemphasis
that's funny haha

>>68486379
Girls will suck anything.

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>>68486282
>a girl will never look at me like this
why live

>>68486462
no reason to, really

>>68486462
you are correct. kys

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>>68486462
I know how we excite you but don't make the little Lithuanian feel soo bad, he will cry all night now ;__;

hmmm yes
i see now

>>68486551
*pokes out your eyes*
you see now?

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>>68486462
For yourself obviously.

>trying to find a gf through the internet/"dating" apps
how desperate can virgins get lmao

>>68486580
*frantically waves his arms around in the darkness to find some familiar object he might hold on to*
*loses balance, falls and breaks his nose*
t-that all you got?

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i only have one real goal in life. get a car licence, get a trailer to hold boat on, get a boat, get gf, get her preggers on said boat, teach son how to boat

that's all

>>68486631
b-but now you truly see. it was a gift from me you ungrateful dog!

>>68486654
just stop being a virgin lmao

>>68486654
>one goal
>says a few
Are you retarded? Bad goals btw wouldn't expect anything more from normalfags though

Funny, for once there is some sort of conversation going on, who even cares if it's 100% true or not, yet a bunch of weebs suddenly start whining about it and post their anime pictures again, as if that's the only thing ever allowed here.

Ummmmm? Lithuania?

Where you planning to tell us about your colony?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rojava

>>68486722
are you retarded or something? the goal is to go on the water with son and teach him how to boat ffs go back to elementary

hmmm yes
i see now

>>68486654
You will be known to the locals as "the boatman" Stories will be told for generations.

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>>68486484
>>68486501
okay.
How do I do it.
>>68486511
*crushes your balls*
That sure have showed you
>>68486524
wtf
I didn't want him to be sad
>>68486586
But it's boring without RL friends.

>>68486654
>i only have one real goal in life. get a car licence
10 years into the future all cars will be self-driving

>get a trailer to hold boat on, get a boat, get gf, get her preggers on said boat, teach son how to boat
Just make sure the girl doesn't have 2 kids beforehand. Always keep in mind that they either want your money, looks or some kind of social shit. If she has kids, then fucking only fuck her but never get tied to her.

>>68486793
*farts a fart so vile you lose eyesight*
haha! enjoy!

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>>68486852
>>68486852
NEW THREAD

I have one goal in life.
Become a gun lord in Zimbabwe. Acquire nukes. Nuke Estonia.

>>68486873
thanks.

>>68486732
sorry

>>68486876
The nuclear fallout would spread to Lithuania since you not that far nigger.

>>68490360