/asean/

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/MÄMMI/

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>>68466209
You scum will never be based Korean lol

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>>68466209
Is the touhou shitfest still ongoing?

>>68466276

Get this plastic out of the premises. Today isn't even garbage day

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>>68466276
Fact: Samsung holds 23% of South Korea's GDP


Imagine if Samsung went bankrupt, we would be seeing a Venezuela-tier economic slump in Asia.

>>68466253
shitty humor is still shit tho

>>68466334
Samsung is like Murican bank, it will never die if the country is still there

>>68466359
Agreed
Just saying ;) what we think it might be from

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>>68466322
Seems like it never is in Phillipines lol
>>68466334
>2,765.08 USD per capita

>>68466359
>>68466448
Lol k? So basically everything you find unfunny is from fb? Looks like you're more familiar with fb than I do.

Time to get off your high horses, you're literally no better than any mocha uson fb posters.

>>68467006
No, not saying that about everything but for that one yes it very fb, pol
Much like you think its reddit

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Post electronic music.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwqUGkR9yh8

>>68467006
If that's the case then you at no better than the reddit and yellows you claim

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>>68466847
Happy human rights day

Our lord

>>68466334
i don't think so.
work ethic is nation greatest asset

>>68467116
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X3eMHrvTRmE

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>>68467116
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fviS1WkEago

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top gear binge
will watch the grand tour after finish top gear last season

>>68467508
>will watch the grand tour
it's crap

https://youtu.be/mNWZ7DiZBek

Buddha buddha shotgun shotgun

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>>68467836
gonna give it a few try desu

>>68467197
And I never claim to be since I respect differences between me and the liberlels and I didn't come here to argue about political "correctness" unlike you who parrots argument in similar fashion and keeps shouting butthurt at every marcucks poster who never even bothered with you anyway after a few posts later.

>>68467110
Talking to redditards like you is like talking to a wall. At the end of the day, you'll just blindly accuse people you didn't like as 'fb mocha uson' poster.


I'm not bothering with you redditards anymore, explaining myself to a samefagging call center agents is a fucking waste of time.

>>68467926
If not you then most marcocuks and dutdufags here anyway

>>68467926
Oh the irony like you accusing me of being a redditor or muh yellow because I disagree with your delusional marcocucking or for anything for that matter and violating your safe space

Which honestly we get alot more here

>>68467836
It is the best show about cars out there.

who /saturday night/ here?

you guys are not really losers right? you are just pretending right?

>>68466276
Too many fractured groups are protesting different things here these days its not as unified here as before.

>>68468603
Christmas season here is hell season traffic and people wise
Too many Christmas parties

>>68468702
ah right, the old and tested "excuse"

>>68468603
Going to a party costs money, and not to mention obnoxiety is just too much for introverts like me to handle so I prefer staying at home on or before 10 PM.

Usually I hang out with buds during daytime.

>>68468603
what do you expect? we're losers so that's we are here

>>68468876
>>68469081

stop pretending to be losers, guys.

>>68468471
i don't know i don't care about car
i watch top gear / grand tour not as a car show but as a friend simulator show

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It's time to sleep, boys.

Something about short haired girls with braces makes my dick hard

>>68469415
you gay bruh

>>68468603
I told mommy I was going to watch a movie she said "bring your gf,your laptop"

they all start laughing

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Eat at McDonald. EAT THERE. PLEASE.

>>68469282
Well duh..that's the only reason to watch it

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>>68469698
No.

I'll stay with KFC, thank you very much.

>>68470540
Both are equally bad. Nando's also suck. There is truly no place for fast food but Carl's Jr

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>tfw download hentai in public wifi

how badass are you, mang??

>>68470669
our KFC made from our national own farm, also when it's comapred it with opther country KFC, ours still better with the cripiness

>>68470722
ninja masturbating and watching pron while other people in the room are sleeping

>>68470722
on rare occasions I don't eat rice with my meals

>friend had flip cleaner that ends up stealing from him
>other friend has a flip that did garden work for him and ended up stealing shit from his garage

I see a flip and I will empty this clip

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>>68471136
sure that happened

>>68470787
Uhh...you mean Malaysia's KFC?

>>68470793
>ninja masturbating
I've done it in an airplane seat, at the backseat of the car, opposite gender's toilet and even under my blanket / sleeping bag while everyone's awake

fite me fgt

>>68471302
add classroom on that list as well

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>>68470722
I read hentai manga on my tablet in the bus going to work.

>>68471302
during class high school

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>>68470722
I don't use "po" or "opo"

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>>68471223
IT'S US GOD DAMNIT

>>68471410

I am pretty sure it's Malaysia

>>68471410
>ketchup on chicken
Heresy

>still eating at KFC

It's like I've gone back at 2012
Get with the times faget

>>68471210
It did. Flips love to steal and rob.

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>>68471396
FFFFFFFFFF
YOU EVIL...

:(

>>68471706
nobody care with your dog meat kimchi

>>68471779
There's this one gook guy on /int/ who would insult flip posters out of nowhere.

Too bad plastic surgery won't be able to fix their ugly behavior.

>>68472167
Your wife sucked my dick for free

>>68472167
thanks for 10 won

>>68469698
mana lagi
mana lagi selain di mcd
suasana ceria semua istimewa
mana lagi
mana lagi selain di mcd

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show me your raifu

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I wished I am an english major graduate so that I can teach japanese, korean, Chinese lolis english.

>>68475886
Why lolis?

ching chang ching loo see lye

>>68476041
Fuck you, stop spamming gore and cp on /sp/

>>68476093
nigga I dont even go on /sp/

>>68476041
?

>>68476265
>>68476093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVgiZGz1Mz8
here you go normies

>>68471458
Malaysia's KFC got pretty bad recently. Apparently they wanted to go 'healthy'.

>>68476320
But all they just had to do to go 'healthy' is charge more for smaller portions

I should be the last man standing on /asean/


Sleep is for the weak

hello hello

goodnight

I shall reclaim the last man standing status in /asean/

>>68479461
That would be me

>>68479483
Bugger off, wanker.

>>68479529
Wank my tank

>>68479644
Fuck you


I guess I'll shitpost on /a/ instead

>>68479678
:3

I'm the last man standing of this thread.


Suck it weaklings.

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LOW

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TIER

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GOD

>>68481970
Wow

selamat pagi

pwede na 300 o
novaliches

Sleep is for the weak


I swear I'm nor going to take a nap or something

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its so cold
wheres my bed warmer aka flipchan

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>>68487072
okay

>>68486799
who carry that much rice wtf in a bag

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Morning~

where da aussie at?

>>68488547
>who carry that much rice wtf in a bag
More like
>Who the fuck carries rice in a bag

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>>68489643

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mom took half of my saving for "expenses"

500 pesos left until 15

>>68490143
so they are busy got beat the crap out of them by white people?

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>>68490441
also

>>68487152
>search google for images
pinterest is another porn website

>>68483624
Why do you always bully my small town and my uni UST?
:(

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>>68491733
malaysia on the right, myanmar on the left

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>>68481970

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>>68492027

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fapping feels so good

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>>68492053

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>>68492205

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>>68487072
am I too late?

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>>68492205

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lucas

P
U
K
I

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>>68493777

did you vote PUKI

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do /asean/ like IU? how many score she deserved?

>>68494406
7/10

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>>68494406
9/10

Alamak, ada roadblock di hadapan

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So what's the most incestuous moment/memory does /asean/ has?

Me and my sister used to kiss each other on the lips when we were 8-10 years old and when we were in high school and whenever it's valentines day, we always write love letter projects to each other as if we're an actual couple. Now however, she has her own family now while I masturbate to memories when we were kids.

>>68494918
my benis inside my mummy vagina when i was 0 years old

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>>68494918
>Loud House

I want spics out of my general

>>68494918
Just a couple of date with my little sister.

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>>68495203
I'm not a spic though.

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>>68494918
But did you diddle her donut?

>>68495203
When you stop with that Lazy Town shit

>>68495325
Nah nothing that far. The closest thing to sexual actions next to casual kissing is bathing and showering naked(ofc) together.

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>>68495340
How did you know?

>LIZA won
Autists BTFO

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>>68495481
Your namefiles say it all, man

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>>68495542
Fuck. Still, can spics please get off my general? I don´t want to communicate with nonwhites.

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>>68495481
The file names, also because you said you hate niggers

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>>68495588
no u

>>68495588
get over it

>>68495653
So you know me by my hatred of niggers?
>>68495654
yes u

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>>68495704
no u

>>68495704
Yeah I mean, you've posted about it a few times

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>>68495729
>racemixing

delet

>>68495759
Well shit. I don´t want everyone to know which of the 3 Icelandic anons I am. Not going to stop hating niggers though

>>68495782
There's 3?

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>>68495340
Darn you spartaflop

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>>68495763
>not liking ricemixing

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>>68495822
>ricemixing
dafuq?
*racemixing

>>68495795
Me and 2 people from Akureyri. Also a guy from Fossvogur on /pol/,, that´s everyone I know personally at least

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>>68495822
Fug

>>68495850
Oh, I saw a few of you posting on /sp/ when you BTFO England and we all laughed about it

>>68495850
Ayyy AK CITY

>>68495901
Yeah, one of them was me. Unfortunately we got badly beaten by the French thanks to their endless supply of African apes, but it was fun while it lasted.

>>68495951
Haltu kjafti Kristinn

>>68495822
I love ricemixing, especially nasi uduk.

>>68495994
Það er ekki ég

Ricemixing just makes you look greedy and indecisive.

>>68496034
ricepurist detected

>>68496022
Sjitt, þú ert hinn gaurinn. Sorrí maður, erfitt að greina muninn á yffur afdalapakkinu héðan úr Hlíðunum.

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>>68496022
>>68496066
>viking runes
STFU

>>68496063
I'm sorry but it's true, why would you mix your nasi goreng with your nasi lemak? Just eat them separately you autist.

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>>68496066
Jújú

>>68496081
>he doesn't mix nasi goreng and nasi lemak
Holy shit, you fucking ricist.

>>68494918
Wait, so you still kiss each other on valentine's day?

>>68496084
Ah, þú ert bagggaurinn. Er kassadaman ennþá með leiðindi?
>>68496080
Æi þegiðu maður

my anus is burning

>>68496172
same

>>68496133
Fór bara í aðra sjoppu þar sem dollan er orlítið dýrari

i want to race mix with chinese malaysian

I want to rice mix nasi goreng with mie goreng

>>68496127
I'm not a ricist, I'm a rice realist.

>>68496130
No, she lives in a different province now. We still meet each other on holidays though.

>>68496192
Gott að það leystist. Þarf svo að fara að sofa, klukkan er orðin alltof margt.

TOP FUCKING KEK

AUTISTS, NOT EVEN ONCE

>>68496211
>rice realist
Next time you will say you say it's white rice genocide, you fucking ricist.

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>>68496299
Keep it in /trash/, buddy.

>>68495822
I like mixing melak rice from paotsin with regular white rice.

>tfw I found out im not as flexible as I want to be when I try to imitate the sex positions in porn.
How do I fix this? :3

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teh c peng special satu

javlibrary is my favourite jav site

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bat ku teh or kuey chap

kueh chap liao lo

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>kolo mi more than RM 3.50
>mfw

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Anyone play shadowverse here? Pls help my dailies i got banned for shitposting too hard

>>68496653
reset ur ip bro. Idk if ur modem is static or dynamic, but turn off for 5 mins and your ip will renew.

but if u use mobile data then too bad

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>order nasi ayam
>no soup

>>68496715
what soup

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>sky juice cost 80 cents

>>68496745
chicken rice comes with compulsory chicken stock soup

but when it doesn't then it is not chicken rice but an insult

>>68475886
Does anyone have the original gif?

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>when you run out of keropok lekor

>>68496790
Chicken rice is a singaporean OC.

>>68496836
singapore is malaysian OC

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>212
>412
>1212

>>68466282
what touhou shitfest

the ps4 game?

>>68496884
what did you mean by this

It's finally fucking over

>>68496884
what kind of cryptography is that? Doesn't look like Caesar cipher.

harbolnas ada diskon ajib nggak bos?

>>68496910
>>68496934
https://www.mediasulsel.com/2016/12/lanjutan-aksi-212-ada-ajakan-salat-subuh-berjamaah-1212/

>>68497022
>ada ajakan bersetubuh berjamaah
Wew

i like to tie my belt around my neck and other body parts while slapping myself with a hangar. It's softcore masochism but what I learn from this is that my body somehow feels sensitive and aroused by any sense of touch, while making my brain think that pain is pleasure.

>>68497080
>baby first M

>>68497136
i dont want to hurt myself but i sure as heck wanna hurt you, buddy.

>>68497159
Sorry, but I'm S.

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>>68497080
inject ketamine into your body while you are having orgasm

>>68466209
How do I get a qt 3.14 10/10 feminine trap?

That is a lifelong question!

i don't understand the appeal of pearly white skin
why do korean girls all have the same face skin?
is it supposed to make them more like barbie doll?
i think the pearly skin makes their plastic face that's already scary even more scary

>>68497478
by not being gay
they only like alpha males

>>68473952
>spice and wolf
Great taste

>Be a Japanese in Hentai
my wife's son's daddy's son is me.

>>68496884
Good. Make this everyday occurence and all the chinks will stfu

>>68498828
mudslime and chink should just shut the fuck up already. No good thing comes from you both

>>68499075
muslims in Indonesia is what keeps the degenerates the west put up with currently you dumbfuck chinkfaggot

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>>68499090
>he thinks im a chink
I'd take degenerate west over shit you mudslimes incite everyday. No wonder your kind will always be at war, small child like you couldnt even read short sentence properly.

>>68499177
>I'd take degenerate west

You have to go back

>>>/reddit/


fucking chink I swear

>>68499194
>have to resort to old reddit meme
>still calling me chink
just stop it, clear your minds. You have to be ready for your afternoon prayer habib

>>68499284
stop false flagging you fucking chink, I can smell your filthy stench even from beyond the internet.

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Test

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>>68471094

What the heck

>>68475886

If you're not American, British, or Canadian you can't ever hope to teach English in Japan, is what I've heard.

>>68499514
>f you're not American, British, or Canadian you can't ever hope to teach English in Japan, is what I've heard.

even the chinknadians?

hehehe

there is a possibility that there is one chinese malaysian girl itt

>>68466209
FUUUUUUUCK

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>>68500560
Hello ruble

what happened to kissanime?
is it ded?

>>68500625
Hello hime

>>68500680
It's ded

They can't outkike the chinkikes

Rip

>>68500804
Suck my dick

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Hey guys, what do you think of my waifu?

>>68501030
>my waifu's son*


Fixed

2017

>>68501376
nigger

>>68501376
gibe de oil b0ss

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>>68501376
>>68501642
>>68501703

t. keling

any good hobby to start in 2017?

im not collecting piss or cum bottles, im thinking about collecting bus tickets like that sort of thing?

>>68501773
collect bus ticket and cum on it

>>68501761
hi nigger

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>>68501773
Bleach taste testing

>>68501773
gardening

>>68501773
tenderly loving sakurahime every night

I love cocks

With love, Flipbong

>>68502295
0///0

Dota is now at patch 7.00

Are you still playing it guys?

>>68501773
leaving 4chan

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>>68501773
Make your time productive by joining us when we schedule protests

>flipland's newest gaypop group will be named "BoybandPH"
lol

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>>68502300
same

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For the record, I am straight as hell. I just happen to think that cocks are cute.

>>68503270
How about:
>FUCKING AUTISTIC HACKS AMONG OUR LOCAL CELEBRITIES NOT HEROES

>>68502375
every night

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>>68503270
Or us plus we pay

>>68501773
Have a pinterest account
And try this >>68502089

I have an obsession to make my own green house after watching Garden of Words years ago.

>>68503270
I see no qts in that pic so obviously that's the wrong side to join

>>68503849
I wanted to try gardening but Indoors is my only option and sun in my window is literally nonexistant.

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PENGIN

>be Drumpf
>tells Carrier to stop sending jobs to Mexico or face consequences
>proclaims to saved thousands of jobs
>in reality only a couple hundred were saved
Why did the Repooblicans allow a s*cialist into the Presidency? Did they forget that you can never trust them and that they suck at economics?

>>68504568
You lost me at Drumpf.

If I do stocks and shit now, will I get /biz/'ed?

>>68501773
Commie genocide

>>68501773
Get a gf or not be an autistic shut in

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>>68502300
>tfw crush invited me to her room to chill
>tfw going out clubbing with her tomorrow
>tfw got her a xmas gift
Jokes on you

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>>68504179
Too bad, then.
It's nice if you have this kind of spot in your house.

>>68504747
>he does it for free
>not even getting sex out of it
>literally getting cuck while tyrone fuck her ass when he goes home

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>>68504092
Join the right side then kek

>>68503270
i dont want to join the losing side

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>>68505250
That's why go ahead

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>>68503270
Nope, its more prestigious to be on the right side


http://factsanddetails.com/southeast-asia/Philippines/sub5_6b/entry-3845.html

>>68504747
>enter her room after clubbing
>flipbong! meet my boyfriend his name is hakuna my tata
>it's the same guy who bang that brunei chick

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What did he mean by this?

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all I want for christmas is ...

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>>68504798

>>68505763
He means that he wants to be a heretic and do things like stealing, eating anything haram, taking anything that can cause hallucination, having sex before marriage, not solat, stab people, and having tattoos.

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>>68505781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TquBJhZQEv0

>>68505702
>perfect!
>give us a couple minutes for me to prep the bull

>>68506067
>celebrating christmas
>not celebrating hari raya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIjh7JuzCqM

>>68506169
because no one knows what the fuck that is

>>68499514
>best English in the world
>people go to the Philippines just to learn English
Yeah nah m8

>>68506169
does it matter?

>>68506279
except he's right. not native = no bueno.

>>68506279
Cause its cheap to go here for them

They don't consider learning english from a brown flip to be of quality in thier country
/pol/ is right everyone is racist

They are more into hiring flip girls too

>>68506169
but music is haram

>>68506414
It does matter.

>>68506715
no one else seems to think so

>>68506798
Every muslim celebrate it. You just need to say Aidilfitri to any muslims and they will know about it. If you celebrate with us, you can even get money like those chinks.

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>>68501773
Im browsing Pinterest and I saw the pic related.
Look at my room and see that I need a new shelves for organization.
I gonna ask my ate for supplies in her hardware and hopefully this new hobby of mine will full fill my dream of being a private contractor and marry an interior designer and sex.

>>68501773
Don't listen to any of those stupid ideas. learn programming. Make a game.

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>>68506169
but all muslim holidays are national holidays here

>>68507066
Really? I thought flips only celebrate what americans celebrate?

>>68506521
>flip
>brown
i hate this meme. the only brown flips are the squatterfags and the provincefags. you never see light and fair-skinned flips there.

>>68507154
more holidays > lesser holidays

>>68507190
>t. egoy

>>68506516
No he's not. Whether you're native or not, good English is good English. I've met lots of flips that's got better English compared to the natives.

>>68506521
No one's racist. You're only making a non racist thing a racist thing. Gender does not determine your English skill level.

>>68507225
Oh fuck. You're right. You have more holidays than us. What the fuck flips??
http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/countries-with-the-most-public-holidays.html

>>68507262
t. niggerflip

>>68507154
america didn't invent christianity

>>68507362
But they invented modern christmas.

>>68507346
>>68507225

>>68507346
lel we are lazy

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>>68506839
>its okay for kuffar to say eid al-fitr but haram for muslim to say merry christmas

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wkwwkwk kontol

>>68507324
if your point is to go to japan and teach english, not a chance unless you have a degree from a certified english school.

if you just want to teach them nips, gooks, and chinks locally, you absolutely can. no need of degrees or whatever, just pass the interview and you're good to go.

>>68507324
Lol don't know if you are trolling or legit have no clue on how they view flips abroad which is bad really bad

>>68507489
You know what merry christmas means right?

>>68507519
>view flips abroad which is bad really bad
>Source: my arse

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>tfw reading about critical criminology
>marxist
>in charge of crime

>>68507537
celebrating the birth of Jesus?

>>68507508
>have a degree from a certified english school
Why the heck would you teach English out of a trashcan. Of course you'd need certs to teach English, everyone has to.

>>68507583
Poor you
I guess you have to learn the hardway

>>68507519
That only applies to Arab and chinkified countries. Flips tend to easily assimilate and get accepted everywhere else because were not pushy with promoting our culture or religion or demanding exclusive rights.

>>68507646
I live abroad and know many of my relatives get promoted in the job because of their hardwork. I don't know what shit you're spouting about. If flips are being veiwed badly abroad, then foreigners wouldn't want to marry flips then. Flips have a good reputation, only trolls like you make the Philippines look bad.

>>68507721
He wants to go to gook countries
>>68507644
Prestige of our degrees don't matter outside the country

>>68507751
Foreigners wanting to marry us is the indicator now lol