A bogan fairy has given you 1 billion buckaroos. Where would

>>68464485
A gigantic bunker in French countryside.

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>>68464485
Id move to the Isla of Capri and NEVER look back. Id build medium-size house on a high point like Tiberius did, and live out my life in quiet contemplation.

Id grow figs, olives and pears, and have one or two goats for company. Id have a guitar and make my own cheese.

Lakeside in Norway, near the Swedish border


>>68464524
There's a Swedish anon on here (the /diy/ guy) that owns a four story bunker
always jelly desu

>>68464485
I'd have a modest house between Santa Fe and Taos, NM, a big cabin with land near Evergreen, CO, a cottage with shoreline on one of the Lake Champlain Islands, I'd keep my house in the Green Mountains of Vermont, and maybe a condo in Pittsburgh or a Cleveland suburb.
I'm getting the most I can out of that billion.

>>68464485

With 1 billion bucks I live in one place thats for sure. I'd have a few homes in different regions to alternate between depending on my mood.

>>68464905

I wouldn't live in one place*

>>68464905
But that's already the case my juif errant friend.

>>68464905
With a billion, I might be able to afford a place in Israel. I think I'm eligible for citizenship through my wife.

>>68464485

Probably live somewhere around Seattle, that city and its surroundings are pretty as fuck, and the people are autistic enough for my liking.

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>>68464485
I'd buy a large building in central Ljubljana. That place seems comfy af

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Get on my level you plebs

>>68465410

>korean ferrys

i'll pass

>>68464485
I'd buy a bunch of houses in different places so I can switch it up when I want to.
>Houses in Bergen, Ålesund, Kristiansand, Trondheim and some cabins here and there
>A house in cape cod, apartment somewhere in New York state, cabin in Arizona/Nevada
>Appartment in Japan, probably not Tokyo since I don't have enough money for a large apartment

>>68464485
>Where would you go to live your NEET dream?
I'd move a few kilometers north west of where I am now and live quietly in a small house surrounded by hills, woods and vineyards.
I'd have to invest in a few bucks for some boar killing gun and traps, but hey I've got a billion.

Move 1 km from a shitty part of NYC to a nice part.

I like my work so I don't quit, but I only show up half as much.

>>68464485
I would move away from this shithole to the glorious USA and would live in a nice house somewhere in New England, probably Boston.

Also would buy house in Japan so I coul visit from time to time
>>68464847
any pics of that bunker?

Oceanside property in Kauai.
Penthouses in NYC (probably modest if it's in Manhattan), and somewhere in Europe.

Spend the rest on the finest escorts, drugs, and automotive.

>>68468781
>Spend the rest on the finest escorts, drugs, and automotive.
Doesn't that go without saying?

>>68464485
>implying i'm wasting 1 billion buckaroos NEETing in 1 (one) place

I have it nice where i am. A decent flat and a house near the shore would be enough.
Foreign places are nice only tourist-wise. To move somewhere is a complete different deal.
Anyway, the real joy of life doesnt lie in cosumption.

>>68470731
It totally doesn't. I for one wouldn't spend a single buckaroo on escorts and drugs.
Admittedly I would probably blow some hundred thousands on cars and motorbikes tho.

>>68471079
See? At least one applied. I wouldn't pay for escorts, but I'd be all about the drugs, vehicles, guns, and other fun things.

>>68468584
>any pics of that bunker?
he is summoned by talk of it, I'm sure he'll pop up
https://warosu.org/diy/thread/595503

>>68464485
Invest those money on various asset to gain more money and build a Forbidden City-tier big house (70 hectares) as I cannot build such house even with 1 billion buckaroos

>>68464485
Wouldn't live as a NEET
I would invest that shit into starting my own business, and buying some local property to build some office buildings to rent out.
Rest goes to comfy living.

>>68464485
I would use it to corrupt administrative officials, gain control of the army and organize a magistral coup d'état which would land me as the highest power in the state. I would crown myself empress for life and kick out all niggers.

>>68471429
>t. Napoleon reincarnation

>>68464485
I start by own nuclear programm then nuke Germany

>>68471429
>empress
FWG is that you?

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>>68471429
>I would crown myself empress