/brit/

steam driven pile of junk

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cara

want to go back to the mid 90s

*drives past this thread*

FAGS!

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>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

@>>>/pol/

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imagine actually being able to paint this well

boggles the noggin

thinking of a xmas song where i really like the singing style

kinda reminds me of east coast hip hop in a way

>pol
eat a dick

also
gonna do a suicide

why do lefties want to start a nuclear war with Russia so much?

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Trump has three (3) Goldman Sachs employees in his cabinet. Smdh at you americhubs.

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pinged a 'ssage to the qt in class

>>68464032
water looks like shit

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>green text

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she's perfect lads

>>68464042
to kill normies

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thinking of making this my waifu

whats her instagram anon?

>>68464057
>>>/cum/

>>68464042
40 years ago it was rightists
bit weird

why do righties want to suck Putin's balls so much?

>>68464042
so they can be taken to the gay bar gay bar gay bar

>>68464058
had to stop reading after "you do now" because i was anxious

>>68464042
summat to do

real new
>>68464038
>>68464038
>>68464038

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>tfw no attractive, pale, curly haired jawline gf

>>68464096
>nearing 10/10

>>68464042
they don't, what you've stumbled upon is a "strawman"

I have to buy presents for my mum, both my sisters (21 and 28), my brother, my cousin and my dad.

Probably just gonna get the girls jewellery. Budget between 50-100 each. Where the fuck do I buy non-tacky jewellery?

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>>68464070
hmm, I agree with the sentiment but I wouldn't class the dems as anti-normies

*drives past you*
WAHEEY BENDER
*stalls renault clio 1.1 ti*
FUCK

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>>68464042
what? we don't. neocons and imperialists do.

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climb up the ratchety scaffold of life to pick up the hammer and chisle of those who came before only

struggle to comprehend the nature of this sculpture only to misstep and plunge deep down from whence you will never recover taking those ancient tools with you

the tools are lost anon, nobody will climb the scaffold anymore

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>they don't, what you've stumbled upon is a "strawman"

>>68464032
just take a photo lmao

>I have to buy presents
lamoa what a KEK

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>>68464126
>we

>>68464071
instagram.com/baddiewrann/

feel free to gf

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> well, you're dumb then

>>68464096
I know that lad

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>>68464118
obligatory
>dems
>left
post

>>68464000
this 2bh

can NOT get my head around these 12:30 kick-offs

>>68463980
i liked this image

made me laugh like a fag

politicians are all the same desu

>>68464183
we are all the same

the human same :)

>>68464157
wow she's incredibly hot and cold
>I have hairy armpits
d r o p p e d

>>68464183
not are nige

cuck / kek is filtered again? ahaha

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oh, did the man kick the ball sooner than anticipated?

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>politicians are all the same desu

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>>68464176
I feel like I've failed you

it took about 5 seconds to find the folder

desu

>>68463980
me on the right

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>>68464169
I knew I could bait more people if I said 'lefties' hehe

Q: Do websites like duolingo actually do all that much? Thinking about dusting off the ol' French

>>68464216
you didnt bby

>>68464256
it's a good intro to the language imo

>>68464198
Politicians are barely human

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Why do "communists" say modern day China isn't socialist?

>>68464282
*opens fire*

>>68464297
coz chinks amount to anything unlike actual communist

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why do the fit slags always have to be into ess jay dubbleyou retardation
really makes you think

>afternoon = after noon

lads

>>68464282

sink it

regret the garlic bread 2bh

>>68464297
runs for profit

Applying for Earth citizenship. Wish me luck.

Important
>>68463794
>>68463794
>>68463794

>>68464309
>breakfast
>break fast

>goodbye
>god be with ye

Remember happy slapping?

Shit was mental

how are you supposed to work out the calories in those asda pizza counter pizzas?

>>68464311

just chuck it in the fridge and heat it up in the oven on 160 - 180 for a few mins when you feel like eating the rest

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>>68464317
>implying the CPC isn't using brutal state capitalism to further develop themselves and surrounding countries, both building the industry, infrastructure, and education necessary for socialism and cutting off the imperialist countries' ability to buy the complacency of their working classes with value expropriated from the third world, thus breaking down their labor aristocracy and rebuilding revolutionary potential at the heart of global capitalism
>implying the CPC haven't been genius chess master left-accelerationists the whole time

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>>68464311

>>68464339
you aren't

>>68464320
fuck off xenos

>>68464343
You had that all typed out just for that reply didn't you? Bet you're the same bloke too
Sad case mate

>>68464058
>ain't

FOY

anyone else here REALLY enjoy putting the shower head under the armpits

ranks better than a sneeze but not as good as a cum for me

>>68464377
>buthurt liberal runt

>>68464006
almost shot up my school in 94

>>68464363
t.Rorke marine

>>68464396
how does it rank compared to a big poo that you've been holding in all day?

breakfast was a slice of bread and a few pringles. now to eat half a box of roses

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>cronky old power supply dies
>buy a new one
>keeps pushing advertisement about how quiet it is
>sounds like an absolute jet engine

>>68464435
hmmmmm gonna have to say just below but thats because im a bit gay x

laughing at pictures of MtF transitions

>>68464409
>liberal

FOY

>>68464435
>that poo you dislodged with anal play
aaaaaaahhh yessssss, amazing feeling

>>68464452
pics lol

went to dinner with the ex gf and in the four years since we've been apart she's bought a house and a car, and runs a successful fashion manafacturing business that makes some pretty well know streetwear stuff

im just a construction worker

feel a bit weird desu

>>68464444
mine's been on the blink since I got it, but it powers up one in every 5 attempts so I cba replacing it

>>68464263
tyvm :^)

>>68464340
no i already gave the last two pieces to my mum its just making me a bit sick is all

>>68464452
look at their penises la

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>>68464466

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>>68464343
Trots OUT

>>68464469
yeah how about that
*turns up Radio 4 to deafening levels without looking up from the FT*

>tower doing my head in for months with the noise it was making
>finally remove the dust from the vents for the first time in 2 years
>don't notice anymroe
rly makes u think

>>68464505
who is this curvy dame?

>>68464452
FtM is worse

why would you throw away being a woman? life on easy mode

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>>68464282

>>68464505
you can actually tell this lad is mentally ill just by looking at him

mum is watching practical magic in the living room, meanwhile i'm wanking to tranny porn

>>68464533
Could floor that dog any day of the week
Absolute runt of an animal

>>68464538
don't get it

>>68464328
BRAP BRAP BRAP

>>68464537
was watching this
http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/you-cant-ask-that/LE1517H003S00
and the two "men" in the thumbnail were saying how much more respect they were getting as men and stuff
really made me think

listening to bloody beetroots

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>>68464564
*steals your girl*

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>>68464537
they can pass better tho

>mentally ill freaks can get free test on the NHS
>I can't

>>68464583
Prefer to keep you lads at a distance haha

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>>68464509
I'm a MLM you stupid liberal.

Read some theory nigger.

>>68464654
you can if it's low enough though, right?:l

>>68464654
you can just say you're mentally ill like a lot of girls do

>>68464661
anglophobes out

I want to be well I want to be well I want to be well I want to be well I want to be well I want to be well I want to be well I want to be well I want to be well

>>68464716
Just don't want to bring our white percentage down to your levels, you know how it is mate haha

Maybe if you were Irish we'd consider it

Communism is the biggest threat to human development and world peace

Bit slow this thread

post tinder sloots

>FtM thread on lgbt
>guy asks how to get ftm partner
>FIRST OF ALL WE'RE MEN, NOT CUNT BOYS, DYKES,OR ANYTHING ELSE
>SECOND OF ALL, WE'RE NOT A TROPHY TO BE TAKEN, DON'T BE A CHASER

ok so they're just bitchy lesbians, got it

hmm whats that? islamic terror? quick make up some rubbish! russia is attacking and invading europe!!!

>>68464784
my gf used to be a communist until she started working as a pastry chef and had to pay 30% of her wage to the government, money which she would rather have spent on food and tank accessories for her pet eel

>2017
>not updating your memearrows early to stay ahead of the curve

>>68464784
communism saved the world from nazism
socialism saved the world from the horrors of the 19th century industrial hellscape

>>68464799
Lmao they're all like that
>why can't i find a loving gf/bf
>*person shows interest in them*
>EUGH LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WEIRDO, I DON'T LIKE CHASERS!!!

australians are rubbish 2bqh

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voted for trump just to piss of SJWs 2bh

>>68464823
how old are you mate?

>>68464795
bit sexist like

religious people are subhuman

>>68464844
good lad

>>68464844
Fuck off Yank

>>68464844
v. good lad

>>68464845
24

>>68464058
>You do now

The absolute madman!

>>68464852
yes

>>68464865
nah i dont believe you

>>68464850
fair enough lad

>>68464775
perhaps the most laughably pathetic post I've ever seen on /brit/

>>68464058
Nice one la

>>68464125
*Inhales deeply and dramatically*
*Spits in your face*

:^)

>>68464844
yeah you showed them mate

>>68464844
Russia thanks you.

>>68464855
ty
>>68464859
maybe in a minute
>>68464864
ty

>>68464887
Perhaps the most laughably pathetic post I've ever seen on /brit/

anyone here been to winter wonderland?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqORJHyNWJc

>>68464952
ya mums cunt

>>68464952
yes, its super expensive

what's the point of a pet eel?

> doesn't care about you or acknowledge your feelings at all
> doesn't want to be confined to a small tank and would rather be in the ocean
> waste of money

give me 3 good reasons you should get a pet eel over a pet cat.

>voted to ruin my country to spite a handful of mentally ill freaks on the internet that I've never met but that /pol/ keeps telling me are everywhere

the mentality of a child

>>68464844
Cutting off the nose to spite the face t.bh

>>68464978
>> doesn't care about you or acknowledge your feelings at all
>> doesn't want to be confined to a small tank
>> waste of money
could all be said about a cat

>>68464978
>no hoovering
>no taking it for a walk
>won't steal your bike

>>68464978
can kill fish
free leccy
sex toy

>>68464583
>>68464661
>>68464716
>>68464780

LMBO (laughing my butt off!)

>>68464643
nah you tell by their mannerisms.

>>68464673
>maoism

utter cancer

>>68465029
Ha ha alri 63% lad

if a 14" pizza is 1,500 calories, then how much is a 10" pizza?

>>68465062
1,496 because it's 4 inches less la

>>68465032
Why?

inb4 ugh tankie muh iran we should side with america and the imperialist powers kill millions of them coz they hang gays

>>68464993

domesticated cats kill too much native wildlife, and their fur would get all knotty which would tug on their skin so I'm not really sure you could say that they'd prefer to be in the wild without someone to brush them.

>>68464965
fucks sake

off there today

is it muddy?

>>68465062
not enough information

stringing lights

>>68464986
You voted for Nigel to spite the plans of the covetous jew? Good plan, if I may say so myself.

>>68465062
depends on how much it weighs.

>>68464978
it's like having a goldfish, but quirkier

>>68465062
>15,000 / 14 = 107
>107 * 10 = 1,070
or thereabouts

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so it's about noon:30 in the UK and the sun is out(presumably)

and the sun is just peaking over the horizon here in burgerland

you might be wondering what my point is

my point is the earth isn't flat. it's actually impossible for it to be flat

NEED to piss but the flatmate has his normoid friends in the kitchen

Seriously considering pissing out the window at this point

>>68465116
no mud, its alright
I went back when I was in secondary or something so it probably seemed expensive to me

its an up-scaled funfair with christmas markets and stuff

not being funny but this pet eel thing has got to be one of the shittest 'micks being perpetuated right now

absolutely reeks of reddit

>>68465129
Must've occurred at 3 in the morning. Always occurs at 3 in the morning.

>>68465057
You're below 80 by now lad haha oh my

big rom

>>68465150
the British half of the world is flat

>>68465088
Mao never understood Marxism. A stupid warping to fit a backwards nation.

http://www.lacan.com/zizmaozedong.htm

I don't support Iran or the USA.

>>68465150
>implying it's not just a delayed recording

*forces you to perform fellatio on my penis at gunpoint*

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I hate conspiracy theorists so much. Their mental illness is so draining to deal with.

>>68465148
oh dear lad BAKA

>>68465195
bit gay

>>68465182
ha ha what's the point in preserving austrian culture if you don't have one

>>68465155

> not having a piss bottle beside your computer desk

you silly silly boy

>>68465198
Then why is your computer filled with pictures of men in black?

>>68465212
explain why it's wrong or shut the fuck up

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don't test me or I'll punt the pupper

>>68465217

skin status: paper thin

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>>68465192
>zizek

You don't support Iran in their war against American imperialism?

>>68465057
>>68465182
>>68465217
>>68465256

Nah. First season of Banter was funnier :/

>>68464993
>doesn't... acknowledge your feelings at all
reckon you've never had a cat
>waste of money
same could be said about any pet

gareth barry (or gazza bazza as I've taken to calling him) is world class

>>68465148
>>68465245
maths wanker loves his fucking maths

who ate all me cookie dough?

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Check my glorious repeating digits, you mucky Commonwealth scum

>>68465275
incorrect

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>why yes I do work at a Tesco petrol station

>>68465248

haha the look on his face... "please dont kill me master!!"

priceless

>>68465288
rivers of dubs

>>68465288
Wow
Wow

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>>68465288

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>>68465282

>>68465288
>enoch powell
>88

Fucking marvellous post.

>>68465288
excellent post

>>68465275
sick assist

done a 360 and decided ill probably go to the group interview. if i fail then ive achieved the same as not going anyway

>>68465282
Smug sumgun

>>68465245
presumably the calories are directly proportional to the area of the pizza

the original area is 153 square inches
the 10" area is 79 square inches

therefore the calroies are 1500*(79/153)=774

can't understand any of zizek's viewpoints desu

does that make me stupid?

can hear gunshots but its just some lads shooting pheasants so im in no danger

>>68465325
err yes...*checks the handbook*...innit bruv

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>>68465258
Zizek is based.

And no, I don't take sides in capitalist struggles.

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Who else here /devilish/?
>Brother has become a health nut and only uses decaf teabags
>Buy pack of caffeine pills
>Offer him tea anytime he's round and chuck a few in

>>68465338
waheyyyyy you're right

maths lad got utterly destroyed

>>68465273
we have a cat in the family home. 99% of the year it ignores/tolerates me and then when my parents go on holiday it full on "loves" me for a week and then when they come back goes back to being cold towards me

need yanks and desert yanks out 2bqh

wot does FONT mean

>>68465344
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qma3uz9NlKM

>>68465288
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Who else here /devilish/?
>Britbong likes to toss caffeine pills in brother's tea
>Brew him a new one and lace it with brandy

>>68464042
>unironically using the dumbed-down term leftist
FOY

>>68465388

my cat loves me because i play with him pretty much every day, comb him every day, let him do whatever he wants in my room, and crawl around on the floor with him when he meows at me

what is the point of

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>>68465418
>replying to a 57 minute old post

>wash hair
>its crazy in the morning, I look fucking stupid and I have to wait till it gets greasy

hmmmmm

>>68465444
>my cat loves me because i feed him
ftfy

>>68465388
probably depends on the cat tbf
mine always comes and sits with me in whatever room i'm in just because he prefers being around somebody

they just need lots more love and attention to like you back

>>68465408

nah i'm probably not, i think it's just his accent and the way he structures his sentences and uses the weirdest analogies.

thanks la

>>68465455
>brit posters not sitting around in the thread for hours

solution: don't wash your hair

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>my cat loves me because i play with him pretty much every day, comb him every day, let him do whatever he wants in my room, and crawl around on the floor with him when he meows at me

>>68465377
that'll be quality banter when you give him a heart attack haha

I know everyone hates coldplay, but I can't help but like them. or at least their music. they just consistently make good songs. its that simple

cats are incapable of love, stupid australian

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>>68465344
*sniff* Somewhat

>>68465464

nah it's not just that, i know because my mum and sister feed him as well but he likes me the most :^)

*climbs Ben Nevis*

>>68465464
Kek. Fucking funny how catfags genuinely think their little pakipets love and adore them.

>>68465371
I know a slovenian bloke who hates zizek for being a shitty fedora "philosopher"

he said he's an embarrassment to the country

wanking to a girl masturbating on a ferris wheel

reckon I could be a football pundit

they chat absolute shit

*climbs Ben's Penis*

>>68465502
this is the worst meme 4chan has ever produced

Threw some change toward the Salvation Army's way. Gonna try and start donating more.

>>68465516
get off

>all these london FOBs building themselves basements

literally can't walk down a street without seeing 5 of these at once

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thinking back to a couple of years ago when my then-gf would constantly big me up and talk about how handsome I was, how nice my body was and, in our more intimate moments, how nice my willy was

she's dead now

>>68465561

get off your high horse

>>68465540
I like Lawro and Crooks simply for that reason. They're funny and don't really realise it. Lawro clearly has nothing but disdain for modern football and its prancing fannies, and it shows.

It's the likes of Savage, Jeans and that caveman cunt Keown that boil my piss.

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>reckon I could be a football pundit
>they chat absolute shit

>>68465578
she'd dead? how?

honestly, what's the point of reading about philosophy? doesn't teach you anything about the real world.

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>>68465589
finally a chance to post this, I've been waiting YEARS for someone on here to mention garth crooks

>>68465561
>starvation army

into the trash it goes

>>68465570
what are you on about?

did you see that ludicrous display last night

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>honestly, what's the point of reading about philosophy? doesn't teach you anything about the real world.

>>68465597
well, dead to me

>>68465578
You killed her with your willy didn't you

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>honestly, what's the point of reading about philosophy? doesn't teach you anything about the real world.

>>68465601
which year did you graduate uni of life?

got a longneck with my name on it

>>68465444
Cute

pics of cat?

>>68465631
in what way

she dump you?

lads

threw up everywhere at the work christmas party

taking the runt out for a walk

>>68465634

howling

>>68465601
can almost garuantee I'm more intelligent than you, the fact you have to brag and try and make others feel shitty because you read about tacitus and the peloponnesian war just shows how much of a fucking retard you are.

Actual smart people arent so insecure about their intelligence to project as hard as you just did you fucking weapon

how do you shave sideburns right?
I can't tell where my beard ends and my hair begins

t. no dad

haha what like a giraffe?? haha

lads did you hear whLADS DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID, I SAID LIKE A GIRAFFE AHA

yeah nother carling smithy, sound mate

>>68465663

screaming

>>68465605
Best tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qlUFKFHNIU

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>>68465667

I can see my post has upset you

>>68465685
*rushes into your room*

What's wrong?!

>>68465661
caved the back of her head in with spade

>>68465685
thanks

>>68465675
sideburns begin around eye level

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>>68465675
This length is ok

>>68465675

honestly not sure, i just guess, try to make it even, and hope for the best.

>>68465663
WHAT ARE you like deano x

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Me on the right

Genuinely more intelligent than everyone itt

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>>68465675
MATTINGLY!

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>>68465699
ah yea

that'll probably do it

>>68465726
Nuh uh

Went to the bookshop, the beer shop and the fancy food shop lads. My bounty? Nassim Taleb's anti-fragile, 7 nice beers (kernel, thornbridge, trappiste rochefort 10 -£5.35 for a 330ml lool-, Orval and magic rock) and a dank bakewell tart which I'm currently eating with a cup of coffee.

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>>68465728
I was waiting for that

could philosophically and intellectually demolish any of you brainlets in a 1-on-1 thinkoff

think on (if you can)

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/clem/

>>68465726

You can be as intelligent as you want son, I'd still knock your block off if you pissed me off

>GOAL - Watford 1-1 Everton

mirth

gfs out so i'm listening to genesis

are you going to scarborough fair

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Do you lik spen

>>68465788
Is it true that your upper class are predominately Anglo? I heard that nothing gets a Spanish girl wet like a South London or Scouse accent. The women revere us, the men fear us, we truly are the masterrace of Iberia.

Could heem anyone ITT then turn around a utterly humiliate any one of you in a battle if wits.

>>68465783
nah

>>68465780
You're that German lad.
I remember.

>two midtable sides drawing a game f football
SCREECHING

>>68465788
I like Spanish women

>>68465752
tfw to intelligent too debate runts on /brit/

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looking for a pair of repeating digits on the end of my post

hopefully this image will help

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> Yeah, that's right, I study philosophy!

>>68465801

good post

>>68465801
being a bender is not against the rules unfortunately

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>>68465796
People here wouldn't be able to tell a scotsman from a Paki mate

>>68465796
>scouse

Stupid bloody dagos

mayfair is astounding

>>68465802
no

What do you think about Australia's plans to produce a halal Islamic children's show?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-38218118

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> I heard that nothing gets a Spanish girl wet like a South London or Scouse accent. The women revere us, the men fear us, we truly are the masterrace of Iberia.

>>68465833
dont care

>>68465838
>>68465838
>>68465838

>>68465825
neither can I 2bqh

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>South London or Scouse accent.

>>68465783
>scarborough
Been there on holiday... Shithole. Shan't be visiting again.