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cara

pulp 2bh
the strokes 2bh
the la's 2bh
blur 2bh
kasabian 2bh
the verve 2bh

>>68454457
>Chemotherapy is essentially just poisoning someone with the hope that the cancer dies before the person does

Literally what it is. It's a pretty awful treatment, but in a significant amount of people it will kill the cancer, or at least extend their life span. Doctors go over it and explain the pros and cons. Most people would think they wouldn't until they do - everyone's got one last Christmas or a son's wedding or something to get a few more months for.

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>>68454453
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, SUPER RARE!

>He shitposts in the D.P.R.

>>68454453
fuck off foward ur mum vagina, nukenigger

hmm

>>68455319
What did he mean by this?

>>68454501
shit taste

LG X

WANT A GIRLFRIEND IT'S NOT FAIR I'M A GOOD LAD I SHOULDN'T BE ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*illegally crosses the channel into /brit/*

Name 3 non-British cities

>>68456618

maisie actually does have a really good set of feet and look at her, she knows it. shes flaunting those puppies

>>68456686

London
Birmingham
Liverpool

>>68456686
Boston, Peking and London

>>68456686
Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne

Doin a poo

>>68456659
it fits ukips manifesto

cut all taxes and don't worry about paying for it

alri lids i'm here

car alarm is going off lads, in the right mind to brick the cunt

i know for a fact theres no cameras around

>>68456686
croatia
tokyo
uhhhhhh idk, perth

i guess that cunt getting eating

Describe yourself in british sitcom characters

I'll start: a daring synthesis of rick and vivian from the young ones, prince george and flashheart from blackadder, johnson from peep show, donovan from the inbetweeners and basil fawlty

>>68456754
im a lot like the crazy guy from seinfeld
you know, the one that hates black people and shakes a lot

>>68456754
Prince George was a real bloke

live fast die young bad girls do it well

imagine seeing something like this >>68455668 irl for the first time

>>68456772
>british sitcom characters

this is /brit/ you know

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>>68456774
>>68456754
prince george is a city you IDIOTS

Old mate from school working the drive through at Taco Bell
Going to have to make conversation with him once I pull forward

>>68456754
gareth keenan but more pathetic

he at least had a job and friends

what can I set my alarm for if I go to bed now?

>>68456772
Kramer

>>68456800
>canadian "cities"


I'd have believed you if you'd said village

>>68456800

why are there commie blocks in prince george of all places? lots of poor people?

>>68456813
10

>>68456828
it's northern BC

what do you think

>>68456754
Super Hans

>>68456798
i know but you didn't look two layers deeper down in the subjext of my post. in this post i was roleplaying as a man who is so crazy that he doesn't have any real reading comprehension because he just twists other peoples in his minds and answers them however he wants.

Nova Scotia will die soon.

>>68456754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IvTOkP_vH8&app=desktop

this is litearlly me

piña coladas + getting caught in the rain 2bh

>>68456862
>soon
it's already dead lmao

There was a brit sitcom based on the general idea of 'meet the parents' with de niro. The same main actors also had a friends like show with a few other young People. One of them was named Patrick and the ost was 'perhaps perhaps perhaps'. Help me find them pls.

NEED a paki stoner gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

>>68456896

I remember when she was popular for like a month maybe a decade ago.

They call this "late night /brit/".......but it's in the bloody early evening!!! What's that about?

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>think of song you really want to listen to
>get distracted for a moment
>fuck what song was it?!

Nice mellow vibes mandem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4JPm7npkvQ

so suddenly i'm in love with a stranger
i can't believe she's mine
now all i see is you with fresh eyes
with fresh eyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xipU1hxO_nk

>>68456754
Brent

>>68456895
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coupling_(UK_TV_series)

?

>>68454453
Nice proxy

>>68456933
Proves once again that à nice belt makes half the outfit tbqh

>>68456958
good lad

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official /brit/core

>>68456962
Yes! Thank you mate.

>>68456962
Good show

>>68454501
Wait are you the British poster who asked for new indie bands?

gonna fuck you in the arse if you don't show me some manners

>>68456986
Np, but that took like 2 seconds from googling the theme song

Use your noggin lad

Oh my Gosh
Oh my Gosh
Easy Easy
Hold it down, hold it down

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>>68454453
Glorious! Good job, comrade!

Getting my daily dose of 'drew 'les

https://youtu.be/KZQ304JTzjE

>>68456974
I approve of some of this

>>68456754
moss from the IT crowd mixed with simon pegg in spaced

Three in the Morning

It's 3 in the morning and my fingers are bleeding
It's 3 in the morning and my fingers are bleeding
It's November and it's not yet December
It was September when I could Remember
My dad is a Bender
I play a Fender
Poleaboo is a Sex Offender
I am not a Money Lender
He is confused about His Gender
Ùĺùŕù

>>68456754
always told by people I remind them of Will McKenzie in both appearance and personality :/

got called a cuck at the seven eleven

Need a dumb gf

>>68456999
Quality sitcom as evidenced by the triples. I used to watch it on a french channel and they decided to translate the name of the series to 'Six Sexy' which doesn't make much sense neither in english nor in french.

got called a racist in greggs again

>>68457007
bet he's a racist as well

got called a rapist by slags again

>>68457055
m8 it's quarter to five in the morning

Think I'm gonna stream some coupling and sleep. Good night lads.

>>68457122
bet he hasn't even checked his privilege.

Love how Trump is btfoing all the globalises and corporations by hiring big banking executives

>>68457144
dont care

>>68457151
deep down you're utterly seething with rage though, aren't you?

didn't eat anything all day then around 11 ordered two cans, bag of chips, chicken tikka kebab and ate half a decent sized pizza with taco dip

is this healthly? almost never eat breakfast

>>68456974
>Sound Effects

goat album

>>68457161
nah eating beef jerky right now, cant say i care much about anything because its so tasty aha

thanks for reading

>>68457103
Ahh fair nuff

i know you're always on that night shift
but i can't spend these nights alone

>>68456974
>No the streets - orginal pirate material

need a hug

>it is normal for white people in britain to eat paki poop laced food like kebabs and curry
really makes u think

>>68457226
*hugs you*
*while holding you in my warm embrace i reach into your back pocket and nick your wallet*

nothing personnel.

come on come on turn the radio on
turn the radio on
it's friday and i won't be long

>>68457239

I've heard good things about Lord Clarke's Civilisation

*revives drakeposting*

>>68457241
I dont have a wallet

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11840385
http://www.strawpoll.me/11840385
http://www.strawpoll.me/11840385

is fatcam about?

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Housemate is banging his gf loudly

>>68457277
are you the fabled turbo-neet who has transcended the need for material goods?

>>68457282
haha epic poll my friend XD this will go down in /brit/ history

>>68457226
*hugs you*
*nicks your pocket fluff*

>>68457292
kinda i order everything online with neetbux

prefer yanks to snow yanks 2bqh

doing a think

trying my best

>>68457315
*doesn't let you go*

>>68457325
gunyanks > conbrits > snowyanks >babyconbrits 2bh

>>68457347
good post
>>68457342
bad post
>>68457325
great post


dead thread

alri lads

school work to do

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>>68457282
Why do people have an obsession with a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome

does anyone remember a movie where the protagonist is at a circus and a woman tries to kill him by hugging him with knives sticking out of her tits? might be a bond film

at this point wouldn't even mind a black gf

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might be time for the ol' 'cide lads

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Ha ha cromwell lads

remember him lol

>>68456754
mr.bean

>>68457391
I don't find her attractive one bit, desu, but there's something about her that makes me want her feet to knead and crush my pathetic little grapes like she's making wine

why is no one talking about thailad's arrest?

want to fight some normies lads

>he doesn't know

>>68457503
>>68457511
>>68457519
SNAP

>>68457553
dont like this gimmick if im honest

don't understand why people treat /brit/ like twitter

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>>68457519

>>68457566
really need to hurry up with unifying korea so i can get a qt pure former north korean gf

>>68457556
I don't give a fuck

>>68457562
Stfu

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>>68457580
>

need a bf

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>really need to hurry up with unifying korea so i can get a qt pure former north korean gf

>>68457592
are you a girl (male)

Getting surgery on the 23rd

NEED an asian-american gf

>>68457604
For what la'?

>>68457604
finally got your dick appointment?

>>68457622
>>68457617
>>68457609
>>68457596
>>68457583
>>68457580
>>68457556
SNAP

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me with the wife and her kids

>>68457617
>>68457622
pinnaplasty

>>68457622
>>68457633
you two fuck off

>>68457641
post ears
>>68457647
FOY

>>68457596
thought about this the other day 2bh

don't you reckon they'll still all be mental and brainwashed. supreme leader shite is all they've ever known

>you will never be able to free the tea girl

just end it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MTrogLIbGE

i am tormented by bitter regret at never having experienced the love of a woman lads

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>Vice Guide to North Korea - Episode 5 - The Tea Girl

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>why yes I AM phoneposting!

i felt you in my legs
before i ever met you
and when i lay down beside you
for the first time i told you
i feel you in my heat
i dont even know you,
and now we're saying bye (byeeee, byeeeeeee)

whatever happened to michelle branch lads?

Literally everyday I get someone tell me that my voice is really deep

>>68457747
i was
niiiiiiiineteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen caaaaallll meeeeeee

>>68457758
branched out

Wish I could afford cosmetic surgery and related shit desu

I would get a full face reconstruction and laser hair removal

>>68457763
Vocaroo or fuck off

>>68457763
do a 'caroo

>>68457781
>>68457784
snap

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imagine being an all powerful dictator but still being a self concious manlet who wears cuban heels

>>68457763
>tfw got told i have a voice that sounds like a radio voice
>sound like a fag when talking over the internet since i talk quietly when talking on a mic and not to real people

need a straight bf

>>68457800
no

>>68457825
you read it so you thought it

Need a gay gf

>>68457800
why can't this fat fuck lose some weight

>>68457810
you better be a grill

>>68457774
jby silly

>>68457833
didn't even glance at a single pixel let alone read it or process it

>>68457843
he is considered a legit superhuman

going jogging would look weird

>>68457843
in poor asian countries being fat is a symbol of wealth and power

need to disconnect from society for a while

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plastic surgeons can pretty much create entirely new faces now

just think about that

height remains the final frontier in faking aesthetics

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Did the chores, and mummy didn't say thank you or give me good boy points

radical leftist fringe group leader btfo by basic economics

uploaded by Theresa May

>>68457881
there is surgery for gaining height as well you dumb fucking leaf

>>68457855
it's not like he'd go on early morning jogs around pyongyang, he'd hire a trainer in a private gym

>>68457856
not when you've still got a babyfat face
that poor asians like fatties meme applies to big but still fairly built people

>>68457911
I wouldn't know as I've never looked into it as I'm 6'2"

But that's an interesting thing to know! What's left now?

I've got the (you) flu
I larhobaum

I333332222222 2AO 2222222AO

Penis feels weak and cold

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eating 2 of these

i am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told

just bought some penis pills

>>68457961
Here you go my friend

https://www.instagram.com/maisie_williams/?hl=en

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/dec/10/cia-concludes-russia-interfered-to-help-trump-win-election-report?CMP=soc_567

there was an argument about this yday
funny lolz

>>68457800
delet this

>>68457940
Cure the 'tism

My sister was saying she's doing forms to get neetbux, and i said to my sister "i wish i could get disability money" and she called me insensitive and told me to apologize for being so insensitive to people who need neetbux.

LMAO

odd how everyone on 4chan is 6'2

>>68457911
i'm 5'8 and would never do it

fuck going to india and breaking my legs and not walking for 6 months

>>68454453
Daily reminder most South Koreans would defect to the North if they could:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h6VgACtZeU

I'm a longtime sufferer of you

>>68458037

umm, pretty sure im actually 6'3 :^)

>>68458037
i'm actually 6'4 and built like a slate igloo

>>68458053
all kiwis should be killed

i'm 5'9"

radical centrist height

>>68458037
It's cause manlets don't ever talk about their height cause they're embarrassed same with dicklets

I'm 6'4" and my penis is 9" long and 7" around

>>68458037
I'm 6'1 and built like a Dutch paraglider.
Still an ugly Mong, but not a manlet so there's that

>>68458110
in the real world, girls don't care about any of those things. they care about having someone who listens to them

forgot my mates bday oops haha

O O O! O! O! O!

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> in the real world, girls don't care about any of those things. they care about having someone who listens to them

O! Lo! O'er the e'en! Lo! Yea!

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>in the real world, girls [...] care about having someone who listens to them

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>in the real world, girls don't care about any of those things. they care about having someone who listens to them

Lads, is it insensitive to say you wish you got disability payments to someone whose applying for disability payments? Asking for a mate.

>>68458146

did that last week haha, not really that close with him anymore but he was one of my best friends in primary school.

gonna do a suicide

>>68458173
no

t. gets autismbux

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk

>>68458193

thanks, that's precisely what i thought.

>>68458191

don't be so selfish

my dick is so itchy fuark #phimosisproblems

Quandaries! Vertigo! Freneticism! Merovingian!

Bless this little runt, he's got the cuckdar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb-i65-TvnI [Embed]

>>68458191
ahh yes the ol' 'cide

>>68458172
>>68458171
>>68458152
like rats dancing to my tune

Any Reddit Flaggers in this Caboose? Mondo!

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>like rats dancing to my tune

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>I liked MDE

listening to this so called j.cole for the first time
its alri but i don't really pay attention to music i just like background noise

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emily

>>68458330
there's something off. maybe the eyebrows

taking a shit lads

third of the day

>>68458368
more like turd of the day

has chomsky ever lost a debate

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business plan: leaf stew

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x

>>68458449
Hot desu

Is that you?

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>>68458449
It is the policy and practice of the Australian government to intercept any transgender or mentally ill individual, herd them onto a boat and push them into the Indian ocean.

You will not make Australia home.

NEED to move to Australia lads

https://youtu.be/BhqwId0kE9k

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>>68458449
>white "men"
no wonder your women are fucking men of other races at record rates

>>68458518
>tfw born too late to riot and glass lebs in cronulla
fuck sake

Nova Scotia? Froze ya!

>>68458477
tumblr trap

i will deck this kiwi

https://youtu.be/OrWhlmYJvVM?t=1m34s

top choon

just attached around 350 helium balloons to my cat's collar and sent him soaring

Nova Scotia? I hardly even know her!

>>68458600

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exTMCq0cnLs

>>68458611
you cunt i could have used that helium

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In the foreground, the densely-packed, soot-saturated workers' neighborhood, with tiny windows (to evade the window-tax), and cramped courtyards to hang laundry, etc: overcrowded, gloomy, and miserable.
In the background, that shockingly-modern miracle of transportation, the train, that whisks the middle- and upper-classes across the country in a matter of hours. (you can almost imagine zooming in to the luxury dining car, where top-hatted and high-collared Victorian travelers are enjoying a glass of sherry.)
The train literally speeds by above the working-class--it seems oblivious to the common peoples' misery below.

Ah yes, the lanklets that are 6'5" and 140 pounds are a hot item in dating circles

shan't

fugg :DD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY_vcfhjCrE

made me ponder

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>y*nks

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>>68457007
>tfw gay
>tfw give free condoms with holes and put infected tacks in womens bathroom cause I hate women
>tfw im not into hot women in bikinis so I'm not a misogynist
dodged a bullet, women only bring problems goys~

>>68458648
GAS THE BOURGEOISIE
CLASS WAR NOW

>>68458675
>>tfw gay
stopped reading right there, listen allah teaches me to not associate with you.

>>68458632
what for?

>>68458648
Those houses in London now go over a million quid each

>>68458685
Inert gas asphyxiation

>>68458699
bit gay

>>68457995
how's life in kaesong

is it true that ignoring girls attracts them?

I must have had loads of women after me then eh

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>>68458706
pretty good thnx

>>68458708
no being attractive attracts them

>>68458723
would she nibble me if i asked

reckon we should delete the internet and start anew

>>68458738
yeh

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>>68458753
great

>>68458746
just gonna delete myself i reckon

brexit

>>68458767
glad we had this chat, was well worth getting off my bed for.

>>68458777
how many hot dogs can you eat in 30 seconds?

>>68454587
This. Chemotherapy coupled with radiation and removal of the tumor actually saved my dad's life. He has an ostomy but now he cancer free thanks to it.

comfy time lads. just brew a peppermint tea

>>68458798
probably 1

dont gimme no bammer weed
we dont smoke that shit in the sfc

need a soft brexit gf

>>68458804
Ahh yes a fellow 'permint 'ea lad

anyone seen my phone?

I would love to be one of those fish that eat dead skin cells. I would adore the chance to dedicate my life to consuming pieces of cute girls' feet. Imagine scraping your teeth down the length of Maisie's nadstompers and hungrily slurping up the flakes.
If fish could cum...

>>68458836
gib number and I'll call it for you :]

business idea: the hardest brexit you've ever seem

Strongly considering its me a big fucking mental batty

>>68458723
>tfw no qt North Korean commie gf

>>68458873
hmmm yes quite

If I were a Sith Lord, I would choose to go by the moniker of Darth Raider; this would be a tribute to my lasting love of Space Raiders.

can't stop wanking over Hugh Laurie

Lighting strikes everytime she moves
and everybody's watching her
but she's looking at you~~~~~

>>68458898
Sounds like the name of a Chinese knockoff figure of Darth Vader

>>68454501
>blur
the ONLY real answer

Dying in Dhaka

I am Dying in Dhaka.
I'm ready to meet my Maka.

>you will never be from a country with a cohesive cultural identity
Lads just came to this realization

>>68458943
paki

Corling a texi.

just woke up -.-

Can a Brit please rank the Anglo countries for me based of of /brit/ posts
Interested to see new Zealand's ranking

enjoying the new neon indian album

>>68458943
Bit overrated tbqh
I mean look at all the countries that strong cultures and values, most of them are shitholes.

>>68458964
alri

need to piss but don't want to get up
still don't see the appeal of piss bottles though

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>>68458971

do you say be-cawhs or be-cuse

hmm how do you know if a girl wants to have a relationship with you or just wants to be friends?

>>68458972
bit groggy

might wank

you?

>>68458964
pillowy mounds of mashed potatos

>>68458990
pics x

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>>68458984

>>68458982
Britain thrives on changing and bending their own rules. Their adaptability is what allowed them to build such an empire.

>>68458984
Be - coz

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If you're not a high tory feel free to leave this thread immediately.

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super comfy stuff

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>>68458943
>be Canadian
>have no cultural identity
>have to go on /brit/, despite the tenable connection I have to >muh heritage, just to feel part of any group identity

>>68459004
no way

how now brown beaurocrats

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>>68459044
>have no cultural identity

must suck honestly

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the so-called "weather forecast"

>>68459044
Canadians are literally more liberal snow yanks haha

>>68459075

winterpeg?

i like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGTnrUJZVbU

>>68459075
had no idea canadians used celcius

>>68459044
Just go another country and then you'll be "that canadian that does canadian stuff"

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>had no idea canadians used celcius

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ah yes, the so-called first world country of canada

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*spends two years at a community college for a liberal arts degree*

i now have the moral authority to police the internet

>>68459127

f that

>>68459137
how do you get a degree in 2 years

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>am supposed to know the white version of america does things differently

need a french gf

>>68459142
liberal arts isn't a real degree

>>68459139
prefer it to here 2bh

>>68459149
>viper reaction pic
>white version of america

good banter bruce, hope you're not one of the anti leaf autists

>>68459168
t. never been in -10 or greater

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I'm a broke ass bitch so I'm just going to give my mum a card that says i'll change the cat's kitty litter tray and cook dinner every day for the next month.

Thoughts?

do the aussies here actually hate us?

I don't hate you. dislike the kiwis a bit tho

CURRENTLY wearing socks in bed

>>68459193

(as a present for xmas btw)

might also give her a card that says i'll clean the toilet or car once a month for the next year

>>68459204
>being this thin skinned

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>>68459204
how new r u?
they've got this memri tv meme going lately

Aaahh yes, waking up at 7am after a night of boozing

>>68459193
get a job pham, fuck sakes.

hope my runt son doesn't give me a card that entails him doing chores around the home for christmas.

if he does, he's fucking out

>>68459179
been in -40 m8

>>68459193
add a heartfelt note saying how much you appreciate her and it'll do

>>68459204
t. glass jaw

>>68459228

been on /int/ for 3 years now

I can remember before the whole >afuckingleaf when it seemed like aussies weren't complete fuckheads on here

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>>68459255

Feeling gay and vulnerable

>>68459282
*inserts my entire arm up to my elbow inside your ass and plays you like a sock puppet*

>>68459231

You know it's only 15 days 'til Christmas right? So even if i got a job tomorrow i wouldn't be paid until after Christmas.

I'm doing a driving test which will allow me to drive on my own if I pass, then I'm going to work a pizza delivery job for a while until I can find a night auditing job for a hotel.

There are two delivery jobs in my suburb on gumtree at the moment which are paying $20/hr and $22/hr, there's also heaps of others but I'm not sure how much they'll pay.

>>68459232

mum would NEVER kick me out, i'm her favourite, and compared to my ex-prozzie sister who's now $45k in debt I'm a f*cking saint. :^)

pretty sure my mom is dead

haven't heard from her in 10 years

she was ill the last i knew

fuck SAKES, the flight I wanted doesn't run on a Friday.

What kind of spastic logic have BA applied here.

>>68459303

Those $20/hr and $22/hr delivery jobs also pay like $2-3 per delivery so it's definitely not a bad short term job.

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Im having biscuits and beef stew, how are you guys?

ditched my stupid fat worthless son to move to Canada and have my new bf Angus Lèvesque ravage my pussy every day

>when he doesn't browse /bleep/

red flag ladies x