Who reads all the letters kids write to Santa?

my dubs

Santa
>>68454311
nice

>>68454304
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postal_codes_in_Canada#Santa_Claus

Finnish neets

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>>68454311

My parents would burn me and my brother's letters and told us that it would somehow let Santa know what we wanted like a smoke signal or something

We were very gullible

>>68454304
Satan

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it's a secret guys but i think my mommy and daddy steals my letters every year

>>68454524
bullshit

>>68454450
Santa is literally magic. he doesn't hold up to any kind of scepticism well. A man who visits almost every family home on planet on a sled propelled by reindeer is fully capable of picking up burnt votives pagan god style.

>>68454311
Impressive

>>68454340
>In 2013, Santa was dragged into the ongoing Arctic sovereignty debate to support Canadian territorial claims extending to the North Pole.
>"Everyone knows that Santa Claus is Canadian. His postal code is H0H 0H0."

That is the weakest muh clay justification I have ever heard

Santa claus, who else?

>>68454304
His name. Is oldman Christmas you pleb