How can I get a French gf like Alizee?

>>68453056
*sigh*

She is Corsican, if you want one of them go there

You won't

>>68453056
She's Italian

>>68453056
Grab them by the pubes

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;_;

>>68453056
Burn down a synagogue.

Convert

>>68453056
Italian*

>>68453237
>>68453347
Corsican*

>>68453175
>>68453237
>>68453347
>>68453359
I DON'T CARE WHERE HER PUSSY'S FROM I JUST WANT IT ON MY FACE NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>68453359
Right, a historical region of Italy

>>68454360
Corsica was never part of Italy

>>68454360
Sardinia was Aragonese for more than 100 years, and after that spanish for almost 300.

Is Sardinia spanish then?

>>68453056
You can't.

Because she's mine.

Look at her tattoos before you say something you'll regret

>>68453056
>tfw no russian gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GLYawKo7M4

>>68454360
Florida was a historical region of Spain, am I Spanish for being from here?

>>68454360
Tell that to a Corsican, and see if you don't get beaten. Anyway, they were shortly a part of the Genoese republic, but they never were a part of Italy.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

;_;

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>>68453056
>How can I get a French gf like Alizee?

French girls love US boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVLkzT9vqoI

>>68456160
>Florida was a historical region of Spain, am I Spanish for being from here?

Depends on if you're from Miami or not.

>>68454360
Maybe, and we would gladly give it back.

>>68453359
She's not even a true corsican, her parents moved to this island but she comes from France.