/brit/

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cara

Have no idea why I'm not happy.

Just got here, are we at real depression hours yet?

>>68452132
how is this thing a model

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>>68452290

bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum

Would REALLY quite like to have Tim's confidence minus the whole mental illness 2bh

>>68452381
It lives comes from Britain, and vaguely resembles a woman

Its difficult being a racist in 2016

>>68452381
>>68452861
Models are not meant to be attractive/generic
Any woman off the street could do that

You have to look unique, different, interesting

what if god was one of us?

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is he the original nuttah?

I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

didn't realise there was already a new :/

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woke up too late

guess i'll go hungry all night now

thinking about all those girls who tried to be my gf. sure they had issues, but here i am still a khv. odd case.

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alright lads

>>68454511
the state

>>68452058
/brit/ is for homosexuals and gays

>>68454495
Love is a spook

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imagine being a yank picking uni

the choices are like thousands of miles apart in such contrasting regions haha
.

just got off the so-called "nine hour shift"

had a so-called "ten hour shift" yesterday

aaaaaaaaaahhhh

Stirner was literally wrong about everything

>>68454543
so obsessed

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some serious chebs

>>68454543
you're not wrong

>>68454543
Obsessed

Marx was literally right about everything

>>68454543
do yanks have final year exams in high school or whatever? or do they just send applications and hope for the best?

>>68454543
friend went to a school halfway across the country

came back after one semester(three months) and said he's never leaving home again

enjoy listening to rap music and pretending im a disenfranchised african american youth

does online/virtual cheating count as real cheating

late night snack lads

1 x bowl of porridge (with water and sugar)
2 x cup of black tea with sugar

your thoughts?

>>68454566
Having big tits because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff.

>>68454477
then i'd like to meet him/her/it/zhe

i have a lot of questions and complaints for this "god"

when I think of uni I think of happy normies sitting in the grass

wish I was one

>>68454602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2GNXpxQYeE

>yfw these kids are from bath, one of the wealthiest cities in the country

rap comes from the heart anon

>>68452381
Better than her sister who is also a model and is literally only a model because her sister is a model

>>68454609
how 2 get n. korea porxy

>>68454602
Straight out the fuckin dungeons of rap

>>68454634
That's almost impossible

>Scotland gets a referendum
>Yorkshire doesn't

Why even live

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This is now a Sophie thread.

I hate Israel

>>68454566
>'a few extra pounds'
>ethnicity: sagitarius
Ah yes

>>68454626
are we in abnormie hours? because I've done this several times

might have a heartattack lads

lmao'ing @ these autists>>>/pol/102245207

>>68454602
why not listen to british rap then?

>>68454595
i think some high school require senior exams, on top of the SAT/ACT.

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What she asked of me
at the end of the day
Caligula would have blushed

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>>68454693

*drives past this thread*
DORKS!

>>68454691
madman

*drives past the United States*
FAT CUNTS!

>>68454709
Morissey is a gay

>>68454691
*appears out of nowhere and spooks you*

>>68454693
only a yank would believe the Irish have in any way suffered

why do brits pronounce math as "maffs"?

>acne flaring up
just kil me

>>68454782
l*ndoners

I deserve a gf, and I shouldn't have to work for it either

>>68454759
good post

why do yanks pronounce water as "wodder"

>>68454652
I know an aussie shitposter who uses one all the time on flag boards mate

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why can't the russkies beat the Queen's men?

*drives past Australia*
WIMPS!

why do british people speak funny

>>68454811
so go ask him

why do brits pronounce water as "wuh uh"?

can roll my "r"'s lads

>>68454825
I wasnt the guy who originally asked you I was just saying its not "almost impossible"

>>68454790
>being unironically 17 years old

why do scrots pronounce water as "WA"

>music feels good
>fags feel amazing

everything else feels shit atm lads

might try to play a bit of BF to see if that get's the old receptors firing off past their knackeredness

>>68454834
we have thousands of accents you stupid yank scrote fuck off

>>68454842
ok

why do scotchmen pronounce penis as "pintle"

dealing with large groups of children is pretty hard when you're autistic

These past few posts call for FOY

>heych

>>68454693
Howling

the proxyposter is a pathetic little twat

Wish thailad didn't get arrested. I miss him.

/brit/ got any movie recommendations?

>tfw alone on friday night

>>68454856
we have tons as well, dickhead

>>68454902
>>68454904
>>68454907

snap

>>68454823 FOY

>>68454769
Only a brit would be this ignorant

BY FIVE O'CLOCK IN THE EVENING EVERY BASTARD THERE WAS PISSKEY

Why do yanks pronounce 'water' like 'wardur'

>>68454902
what did the wanker do this time?

>>68454936
they say el watero

no yanks left

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>>68454904
most recent movie i've seen was Demolition, was pretty good.

>>68454902
he just got a two week ban for posting something with "doxx"

being an unloyal scumbag rn

how the fuck do you find unbanned proxies for the chon?

>>68454904
the 1964 classic "Zulu"

>>68454926
Cromwell only continued the policies of his predecessors in regards to Ireland.

business idea::::
>>>/s4s/4964652

>>68454958
>being an unloyal scumbag
how so lid?

hungry hungry hungry Hungry huuungry

>>68454709
caligula was just a nutcase, not a pervert
this is almost 300 like the romans tier fuckup

Why do yanks say everything wrong?, there is a reason its the queens english

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almost heaven
west virginia

>>68454936
>woh-ah

its easier to trick geoIP services into thinking you're in NK than actually having a server in NK

>>68454985
*stands to show respect for your national anthem*

the rosato brothers, they're taking hostagws

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what happened to you guys?

>>68454936
back during the american renaissance of 1963 the burgeoning fat people class used to eat at donut shops a lot, you see. they would ask for glasses of "water" but the large amount of donuts would muffle their words and soon they pleading "give me wardur," it sort of caught on from there, a fun joke at first, but future generations started using that pronunciation from the time they were little kids and it stuck to this day. we have a rich lexicon 2bh bro

>>68454975
>briefs
you gay?

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Send my best regards, please.

>>68454472
>Models are not meant to be attractive/generic
Well, they are, but if that were a strict requirement, Britain would have 0 (zero) models

>>68455022
haha

>>68455029
alri

I love you lads, I got your motherfuckin back, let's blow this bitch

>>68455031
Brits literally look fine

Its just that we have a large lower class that gets memed on

why have asian politicians always been so blood thirsty?

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>sersh will never stomp your balls to bloody bits and then piss in your mouth while saying "that's a good boy, drink it all, mommy loves you very much" as she forces you to drink every last drop

jdimsa

>>68455002
We say it like "Wɔtə" actually

>>68455063
they learned from the best in the west

>>68455001
if you think west virginia is heaven you are an autist

ever seen the 'Wrong Turn' movies?

drinking some clean wote

>ywn be chosen at random by the soviets to be the puppet dictator of your country
>ywn live a life of stress-free luxury as big decisions are left to your foreign handlers and you rubber stamp them
fuck sake lads

>>68455081
Post more sersh

*spreads fake news*

>>68454834
>why do brits pronounce
stopped reading there

>>68455112
Communism ruined half of Europe, half of Asia and had negative knock on effects on the entire world

>>68454947
not fond of gyllenhall but i'll check it out.

they recriut spics! they recruit niggers! t-they do violence in their grandmothers' neighborhoods!

Unironically going to visit an indian réservation tomorrow lads

racists should all be rounded up and launch into the sun

>>68455141
>life of stress-free luxury
literally who gives two fucks how johnu park is living

i hear about him all the time but which one is actually the actor: Jake, Jill and Hall?

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>>68455129
*corrects the record*

>>68455157
me first

this girl on facebook won't stop messaging me

should I just tell her I'm gay and be done with it?

>>68455181
redirect her to my page instead

(but seriously post pics of her so we can see)

>>68455181
fuck her right in the fanny lad

>thailad banned
>mysterious nk proxy user shows up
hmm

>>68454495
the anthem of my teenage years (from the genre of rock)

wait why was thairunt banned?

>>68455156
nice, what activities do you plan on doing while out with those savages

>>68455212
doin a think over your post

>don't enjoy video games anymore
>don't enjoy movies anymore
>don't enjoy anime anymore
>don't enjoy novels anymore
>don't enjoy finding new music anymore
>don't enjoy sports anymore
>don't enjoy sleeping in late anymore
>don't enjoy staying up late anymore
>don't enjoy thinking about what my future holds anymore
>don't enjoy eating anymore
>don't enjoy porn anymore
>don't enjoy 4chan anymore

>>68455246
uhh, is that any of your business hun? x

>>68455252
what do you enjoy then?

>>68455157
fuck off ya cuck

grrr

>>68455252
aaalllllll me

>>68455252
>don't enjoy 4chan anymore
yet here you are la

>>68455142
Pleb

6^3?

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>>68454604
>sugar

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>>68454671
I NEED a Sophic g.f.

>>68455353
steam driven pile of junk

>>68455247
Mostly gambling and hiking. Wouldn't feel safe doing anything else tbqh as I heard the fédéral police/justice system only gets involved in serious crimes.

guys

guys

lets all have a /brit/ meetup in 2017 where we get a few hookers and just go to town on them

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reading comments on /rpoolitics is shocking

The state of /tv/ at the minute

i think im going to start injecting testosterone so i can be less beta

>>68455459
good luck

>>68455456
nonces at it again?

Should I text Jennie lads?

what are some stupid forced /brit/ memes that you unironically like

>janitor/david mitchell 'HE'S HERE' when a post gets deleted
>testicle destruction posting
>business idea: x

reckon there's anyone alone at uni?

or does everyone have mates

How do I become a farmer? Fuck the normies I just want to move to Italy and become a comfy farmer.

>>68455513
i do x

why is memeing about suicide such popular right now

why are people pretending they are sad to die

>>68455456
enjoying it 2bh

>>68455459
>not injecting estrogen to get in touch with your feminine side

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>>68455087
>using i.p.a. over shitty reconstructions using the english alphabet
somebody gets it

> /ˈıɾ̃ɚˌnɛt/
wut, how can anybody pronounce it that way and be taken seriously?

>>68455516
you will struggle financially, physically and have to survive off EU subsidies

>>68455496
Yea I like Business idea and 'the gf'. Was able to export them to other generals I frequent.

>>68455489
Porn everywhere noncery everywhere capeshit everywhere

>>68455546
you bastard

>>68455568
t.hothead

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>tfw introuced business idea to /brit/ from another board

>>68455540
Rhoticity is a disease

/brit/innit?

"i have to be shit now so that i can be average someday" michael jordan circa 2006


i live my life by this creedence

need a bf

>>68454871

stuff like this makes me wish i had a gf

is that what its like? do girls really do these sorts of things? cuz if so, man o man o_o

>>68455624
Same

white flowers with red background
or
red flowers with white background

>>68455597
nonce

They recruit spics! They recruit niggers! They do violence in their grandmothers neighborhoods!

>>68455635
Child

>>68455624
>>68455640
You can both have me if you want :3

>>68455645
its christmas time

go red with white

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just bought this for a lucky lady to drop on my itty bitty spuds ;)

>>68455635
what do you mean?

if you're talking about dressing in a big t-shirt and doing sexually provocative stuff, then yeah

what with the specificity of this though? bit odd

tell any mc trilla sed shutyamout don't think ur a g star

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Birthday coming to a close

Less than 10 people IRL even bothered saying happy birthday lol

>>68455635
There's a man somewhere who is tired of her shit and bored of banging her. Gfs are a grass is greener type of thing.

kind of have the urge to livestream my 4chan surfing

bet i could get millions of viewers, all of them living vicariously through my posts and my interactions with posters like you

*virgin walks into the thread*

>>68455753
Happy birthday

>he does the virgin walk

>>68455766
FOY

>a semi-autobiographical novel

>lottie you hottie

Bad comedown lads

Gimme some of those delicious dopamine-hit (you)s

The green letters...

>>68455753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctXdIYM0WEY

>>68455833
>>68455833
>>68455833
>>68455833
4 for (You)

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*walks towards you*

I wish there was the thank you tour near me tbqh. Would have loved to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

what song do you want at your funeral lads

play this at mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w78xaWKq-uQ

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>>68455601
>Rhoticity is a disease
/ɹɔŋ/
(not /wɔŋ/ b.t.w.)

My point was about not pronouncing the /t/ in "internet" in some Am. English speakers.

sometimes its really hard to tell if im crazy or if all the people that i tend to interact with are nuts too

on one hand i'm the only common denominator in all of this, the chances of literally everyone being crazy are pretty low. surely it has to be my fault

but on the other hand 60-70% or more of the people i meet are just kooky fucks. notice a lot of people with anger issues too.

>>68455496
used to hate the david mitchell posting in regards to janny but now i love it

>>68455901
The soldiers song

>>68455889
this is lisicki's endgame

he is a CIA operative, he's been trying to tell us in code by releasing his own picture. he's very close to trump and knew he would win the election ahead of time (it was rigged just like every other election in the world)

Why do Brits love south east asia

>>68455937
>making the virgin post
warning you now fatman, don't do it again

>>68455970
fresh bp everywhere

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>its another "brits having excessive amounts of pride in their cars" episode

>>68455970
cheap holidays to thailand

>tfw no Jennie gf

been awake for 24 hours in 20 minutes

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Should I have a wank lads?

>>68454071
>>68454071
>>68454071

thinking about doing a drunk text lads

i have a belief that as soon as i jizz in a chick for the first time it'll instantly melt away all of my neuroses

i know its wishful thinking but i choose to stick to my belief

>>68455970
There's a qualitative leap between the brit tourists you meet in thailand and the ones you meet in Spain. Don't know if the fact it's à dictatorship makes them behave or the price of the flight tickets act as a filter for the most chavy proles but the ones in south east asia are just better quality brits.

>>68456052
yes, we can both wank, and take comfort knowing theres another anon wanking somewhere

>>68456073
Thought the same thing and then I did that and now here I am today ahahahaha

>>68455496
«shan't be reading/watching/listening to/doing that.»

I also sarcastically thought in my mind to myself "ah yes, very impressive" when seeing or hearing to the very opposite effect, such as obvious propaganda.

>>68456073
You're in for a huge letdown

just suffocated my cat with a jonny ama

the media seems absolutely TERRIFIED of this Steve Bannon fellow, they keep describing him like the old Ben Garrison memes, like an ultra-extreme white supremacist

have not seen conclusive proof of these claims anywhere though

Haven't had a boner in the last day or so

>>68456129
favourite cereal?

>>68456103
bit gay

>>68456148
weetabix with banana u?

>>68456148
Kornflegs

>>68456143
bruh... thats a symptom of aids....

>>68456148
have you defected thailad?

>>68456052
>>68456103
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56bda2b98871f&pkey=25069821

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5686379835131

>>68456158
nothing wrong with a /brit/ wanking sesh

need a poo bf

>>68456141
Who

>>68456173
ah no, no thank you

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>>68456159
>>68456162

>>68456148
cookie crisp

>the irish

>>68456189
please kill yourself cleanly and quickly

Just found my cats g-spot

>>68456204
They're nice though.. problem is you only get like 3 decent bowls out of a box.

>>68456188
y?

>>68456189
that looks so tasty

quarter hourly reminder that this is what its like to have a g-g-gargoylefriend

>>68454871

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>>68456141
Maybe because they've seen this before? And by this I mean the SHOAH! Have you thougjt if that?

>>68456215
im not gay mate

just want a simple wanking sesh with the lads

>>68456211
political correctness gone mad

>>68456219
do you not have a yank equivalent?

going to have to recommend ordering a box on the 'net.
>>68456237
innit

odds i get a proz
evens i smoke a j

>>68456237
Lol I liked this post

Might try and use it as joke irl
Want me to credit you?

>>68456276
it's all yours friend :)

why are leftists obsessed with communism/socialism

do they even realize what they're asking for

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>>68456250
This is our yank equivalent
Ate it everyday on bootcamp lol

>>68456296
I've actually tried these, not the same by a long shot

If you get AIDS through your butt you cant give AIDS to someone through your penis right? Since you only have it in your butt?

But you could potentially give someone else AIDS if they fucked you in the butt

>>68455901
friend of mine had basshunter

melancholy but funny feels

>>68456308
Might order a box as you previously recommended
A little Christmas gift to myself

>>68456230
>tfw no gf to casually show me her arse and boobies and vajayjay

>>68456318
just dont trade poo with anyone

>>68456330
I look forward to the review

tempted to post a selfie so you lads can rate me x

>>68456389
do it

won't call you a fat ugly cunt promise x

Used to be uncut but I was bullied nonstop about it so I finally sliced it off myself in a fit of teen angst

I really hate black people lads

Dunno what to do about this

>>68456415
just do it

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>>68456415

>>68456415
come to 98% (exc. london) white britain

>>68456415
racist

>>68456407
jew

are jews white?

>>68456443
Ashkenazim are

Sephardim and Mizrahim are not

Getting my daily dose of kurzgesagt

Ashkenazi are the chads of the Jew world

getting my daily dose of weed and beers

>>68456443
maybe lol

>>>/tv/77097694
>>>/tv/77097694
>>>/tv/77097694

anyone found the new slugs? they're pretty cool, you can just mash them into the ground

>>68456499
What was it

just threw my cat into the thames

How's your day been so far?

>>68456499
>"normies" will defend this

>>68456516
yeah it's been okay i burned down 3 libraries

watching The Walking Dead

really wish Daryl got to fuck Beth

I am here now. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>68456567
fuck off

>tfw no comfy Jennie gf

she's getting a bit chubby, would have been nice to cuddle with tbqh

>NoPoo (no shampoo)
>NoFap
>NoHot (take only cold showers)

R8 my life

>>68455439

wait a second

why is UKIP's logo an 'L'?

>>68456591
just for a laugh really

>have bad night
>head back in
>flatmate comes in around 4 being led by his bird
>he's ripped a urinal off a wall and is being charged £100
>He's been dropped from playing on the rugby team for being such a state
>He's lost his phone, his wallet and destroyed his suit

Feel shit for him lads but got some relief it wasn't be 2bqh

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GOD, I would just DIE for Maisie to smoosh my pathetic little buddie boys with those powerful hooves. Just imagine those teensy little kernels of mine poppin' from a powerful stomp, and there she is watching me squirm and groan, completely vulnerable! And then she confidently trods on those pitiful shriveled up raisins with her pointed stilettos and penetrates them COMPLETELY, rendering them entirely useless, a full neutering! And without that testosterone produced by my now sterile gonads, I will no longer be a ‘man’ in the real sense and will start to take on certain female characteristics!

>>68456591
£ you twit

>>68454453
>>68454453
>>68454453

squieezing out a reluctant brexit rn lads, bumhole hirts a bit

>>68456622

It's a pound sign?

That's fucking retarded. it's like kesha spelling her name Ke$ha. childish nonsense

>>68456415
kill yourself, then you wont have to worry