Why do Germans make such good porn?

Because you are hopelessly perverted just like them, yet your government will make porn illegal sooner or later.

>>68440550
>german pron
>good
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>>68440792
it's good if you're a sick degenerate who's into old people, anal fisting and scat
otherwise it's not good

>>68440550
I thought Germans were known for making shitty porn.

>>68440792
>>68441341
these

>>68441396
No they are known for making shit porn, not shitty porn

>*raspy voice* DAS IST GEIL JA

>>68440550
If the actors keep their mouths shut it's okay.
Hearing german in a porn video is an instant turnoff.

>>68440550

Watching German porn is a lot like being German: you just watch other men fuck your women.

>2016
>German Porn
>Still common to have a backing track
>Terribly dubbed moans added in post-production

how is this allowed

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>>68441840
>get a (You)
>it's an American who didn't get the joke

>>68442721
If it ddoesn't include farts, kicking people in the balls and sex then americans don't get the joke

>>68442629
>women
plural, så du är en muhammad

>hans "wom(a)n" är i porr
och en cuck dessutom


behärska engelska bättre innan du försöker dig på skämt, det här slog ju tillbaka på dig själv


visst är du samma person som skämde ut dig om lucia också?

>>68442842
Damn I wanna move to America now!

>>68442538
>he doesn't watch porn on mute
when will these people ever learn...

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>>>68440550
>watching porn
>not fucking a woman

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>>68441396
What's wrong with german porn?

>>68444860
see
>>68442721

>>68440550
They are arrogant, that's correlated

Annette Schwarz is probably the best pornstar ever made and I hate industrial porn.

They are insane.

Plus for the puke and shit stuff, alles gut mein freunden.

>>68440550
Disgusting tbqh

>scat
>good

>>68440550
The only good pornstar and even she's not all that famous is that young devotion chick.

>>68442842
Delet this

>>68449083
I don't think she can be considered German if she uses an English pseudonym. She obviously tries to dissociate herself from German heritage.

>>68449873
I believe she uses it to make it easier to find her on porn sites.

>>68440550
They don't
Only Americans make good porn prove me wrong

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Czech porn is best porn

Italian porn is the best porn
German porn is just depressing and weird

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>yuropoor porn
let me guess it was filmed in 360p somewhere in the 1980s, every girl looks the same, 50% of the movie is """dialogue""", the other 50% is some fucked up fetishes ?

NO THANK YOU

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>>68450232
Nowdays they use kids

Finnish porn is god tier

"FUCK ME ARSE JARMO!!! WATCH OUT THE PIMPLES JARMO!!! JAMALI COME WIT' US OI!!! FUG ME FUG ME"

man: "MIE TULEN MIE TULEN MIE TULEN AAAAAAAHHHH" *scratches his hairy ass

[thousands of ball shots]

>>68450272
i bet the jews are behind this

>tfw filthy weeb that solely masturbates to non animated Chinese cartoon porn comics
Best shit ever.

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>>68450295

>>68450232
Those Czech videos aren't so bad.

russian milfs > german milfs

Is Bolivian porn good?