/scot/

UK power rankings

1. England
2. Wales
3. Scotland

9004. Northern Ireland

unreasonably early

yanny..

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>Major Cities are horrendous!!

mel gibson reporting in

>>68433515
who here /Edinburgh/

>>68433515
>carrying an axe that big while also using a non-buckler full shield

what the fuck is that nigga doing

>>68433533
*precum leaks out softly*

s-sorry, i haven't been with someone so pretty in a long time

>>68433628
>watches lindybeige once

this is /scot/ you stupid mongs

migrate back
>>68431375
>>68431375
>>68431375

BUCKFAST

>>68433646
got no idea what that is so fuck off dickhead

>tfw will never get the girl of my dreams
bad feel

>>68433665
is english, retard

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>>68433515
hmmmm

this isnt what I thought it was at all

>>68433671
don't believe you

>>68433683
What did you just call me

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Anyone here gradually lost their accent from spending too much time on 4chan and sitting in the house?

It's like I can't relate to working class people and I'm too stupid to relate to middle class kids who went to private schools.

>>68433727
dont care
clearly common sense that he holding a two handed weapon in one hand

gunna pow wow some cunts on BF4

who game

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>>68433902
>BF4
>not bad company 2

Dire taste in vidya, mate

>>68433770
Yeah, always get asked whereabouts in England I'm from despite being easterhouse born and bred.

Highlands > Lowlands > Isles

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>>68433992
>easterhouse

genuinely pity you

>>68433952
well obviously i prefer bad company 2 but the servers are ded and I dont have it on PC, so try not being such a judgemental prick pls

>>68433515
Celtic fan here :^)

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>No ladies from hell in Battlefield 1

>>68433998
the isles are a paradise

>>68434082
Don't give a shit about Irish celtic fans tbqhwy. It's the Scottish ones that aren't invited.

>>68433992
>easterhouse
Jesus. You poor cunt.

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>>68433992
>easterhouse
Looks lovely

>>68434138
If you're lucky enough to land a job and a house there, sure.
>>68434113
BF1 is also a joke. It's pretty much the previous game with a reskin. If DICE marketed it as some kind of steampunk shooter I might've been more interested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScQfoqzhmr0

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>>68434113
It's fucking criminal

>>68434349
kekd

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Why is nearly every Scottish politcal party leader homosexual?

Kezia Dugdale, the baldy speccy cunt from greens and even the tories

Nicola is the only straight party leader.

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the gf

>>68434751
David Coburn is a bumboy too.

u saying wot u son of basterd bitch?

might kill someone tonight

can't wait until jeremy clarkson slags off the scots at when they filmed there

>>68435689
*rings strathclyde police*

>>68435701
ahh yes what a brilliant sentence

irn bru

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>>68435701
Top Gear is for 12 year olds and manchildren

>>68435714
they don't exist anymore

>>68435701
Fantastic use of words.

I've got whisky, brandy and bacardi, what should I do with it?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4016254/Apprentice-fans-brand-candidates-Colony-Gin-racist.html

I'm going to rate the small towns in the glasgow area

>Bearsden
FOB
>Dumbarton
grim
>Paisley
Lovely with some grim elements
>Barrhead/Giffnock/Newton mearns
characterless suburbia full of parasitic SNP statist middle class
>East Kilbride
alright
>Hamilton
Nice but robs you for parking and is too close to Motherwell
>Motherwell
grim
>Rutherglen
Nice and historic/good layout but nowadays grim
>Bellshill
No man's land
>Wishaw
Tumour on Motherwell
>Coatbridge
taigs. 'Nuf said
>Airdrie
especially grim. everyone's a junkie
>Cumbernauld
grim but easy to escape if you have a car
>Bothwell/uddingston
FOB
>Blantyre
grim
>Kirkintilloch
bit ordinary but not too grim yet
>bishopbriggs
aspiring hard working people not too far and not to close to the city

>Lanark
eternal GOAT

>>68435803
I'll think you'll find Glasgow is a small town in the Paisley area.

>>68435797
straight up the shitter

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ah yes

>>68435858
would be cool if they renamed it Paisley International Airport. Self destructive but fun

Extremely good idea: Everyone in this thread comes round my house NOW. I get the drinks in, put on some music and we have a boogie (potentially leading to an orgy).

>>68435916
how did tis get planning permission??!
>>68435944
just say where

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You need some more brandy (got a pack of cigarettes)
You need cocaine (give me more drugs)
You're in self-destruct mode (I'm self-destructing)
Maybe its the pain (and hurting all over)
I don't need anything (Don't need nobody)
I just need you (nobody else)

You and I...
Its all so shameful
You and I...
Its all... its a shame

You're just a loverful.

love how all the normans have disappeared to get ready for their nights out

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

this isn't /brit/!

>>68436041
I'm going to play table top games tonight. am I norman yet?

>>68436041
Nah the thread is split

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>>68435803
t. bitter working class hero

>>68434191
>celtic fans
>Scottish

scotland should never been left with so much sovereignty after the union was made. we should have just been turned into a region of england

we're supposed to compete with other countries despite not being any stronger than glasgow on its own.

glasgow will completely dominate the country the same way it does football when it should only have been tone of many cities in the UK

>>68436346
I could beat Glasgow up in a fight.

why is the M74 at hamilton so crap . there's too many people who live in that area and they're all selfish buttholes

>>68435803
East Kilbride is a soulless hole

>>68436423
never actually been. only judging because the shopping gets a good rap

>>68436346
We get it, you're a protestant rangers fan. Please move on with your life.

>>68436077
>want to play ttrpg's
>all my friends are normie scum so I don't want to bring it up with them

Suffering

>>68436447
I'm a celtic fan. I'm just constantly depressed about how other teams have it so shite. and the problems other teams moan about suddenly disappear whenever the miraculously win even though it's always a one off.

>>68436533
come with me:)

Who here /invernesscaledonianthistle/?

>>68436633
O-oh my, how forward

>>68436597
>that speil
>"I'm a celtic fan"
Are you a self hating one then?

All of the heavy industry was in Glasgow, hence most of the population of Scotland moved there during the industrial revolution. This is why Glasgow "dominates" Scottish football. There's more people living there.

I don't even understand what you're getting at. You think we should end devolution because there isn't enough attention given to dundee united or something? Surely the state of our education would be a better reason for Scotland to lose sovereignty.

scottish last name reporting in

>>68436423
This entire country is a dreary shithole. The only decent places in Scotland are places without any people.

>>68437004
t. north brit

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>>68436934
Americans can't hold off on this shit for one thread?

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>scot thread
>no one is speaking scots

wait wtf why am i posting in scot LOL

>>68437139
its my first time here tbhfam

>>68436934
Tell me it and I will judge how Scottish you are.

>>68437211
http://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=still

>>68437175
Guid point, a' posting mist be dane in scots

>>68433515
>Scots
no ethnic differenece between English and Lowland Scots (95% of the pop.)
>Nova Scots
More people of an English background even in Nova Scotia
>Ulster Scots
Border people, both English and Scottish
>Kentucky
More English, Scots-Irish are a meme
>South Island kiwis
irrelevant
>Faroe Islands
Scandi
>Cumbria
purely English except for small amounts of Irish immigrants
>Falkland Islands
All Welsh
>People called Scott
Walter, an Englishman
>Scotland County, North Carolina
bumfuckistan
>Mel Gibson
propagandist

Scots don't exist lads

>>68437297
>Most popular in Aberdeen
Solid 8/10

>>68437422
Aboot time yin o' ye stairted speaking oor true leid.

>>68437503
(You)

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>>68437540
nice

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>Scotsmen think the viking age ended in the 13th century

Was in Scotland last weekend lads, enjoyed it greatly. Is it expensive to own a house somewhere in the highlands? It was extremely comfy.

>>68437877
>Swedes think anyone cares about them
We were too busy slaughtering your more successful neighbours.

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>>68437759
Dispute any of my claims

>>68437915
You can buy a castle for cheaper than a flat in a AA city

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Going to the Butchers Arms in Aberdeen to drink pints of Best and play myself at pool

Who /norman nae mates/ here?

>>68438623
Just realised I live a pretty similar life to Dee Dee, minus the drugs

>>68438623
I'll be your mate for a tenner if you're willing to drive up to Thurso.

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How do you do my fellow Scots?

Going to do a rate like the Glasgow lad but Edinburgh instead:

>Bonnyrigg
Grim

>Lasswade
Comfy

>Eskbank
Comfy

>Dalkeith
Mixed bag

>Woodburn/Nitten/Mayfield/Gorebridge
Just fuck my shit up

>Musselburgh
Comfy

>Dunbar
Comfy

>Danderhall
Shithouse

>Loanhead
Grim

>Penicuik
Meh

>>68438734
Big fan of this Thurso meme

>>68438822
Change the top to a Rangers shirt and it's 10/10

What fags should I cop if the hamilton accies have run out of Marlboro?

Bought regal last time and they're rank fucking rotten.

>Paradise on earth with the most attractive women and the most masculine men
Thruso

>Hell on earth with the ugliest women and most feminine men
Wick

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The next Fergie

>>68438822
Where you from Ulsterman?

>>68438734
>>68438953
>>68439004
Thurso meetup when boys?

Should be up next summer. We'll start the night at Top Joes and finish at the Comm.

>>68439080
Carrickfergus

>>68438822
Hands across the water bud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpo9Bxonq3g

>>68439149
>not Thurso

Dropped

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>>68437915
Glad you liked it.

>>68439034
Brown hair and ginger beard is the worst

Need to get my nat king cole

Any tips?

>>68439407
If all you just want any fanny at all then it's a numbers game. Get on tinder, go out and chat to birds as much as possible

>>68433515
Don't see this general very often.

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>>68439191
I bet Thurso doesn't even have a castle.

>>68439944
Bangor is the superior town on the Belfast lough

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Bule

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>>68440209
Can't compete with the swans.

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>>68440239
William who?

>>68440348
Reminder that Bruce would have lost if it wasn't for him finding inspiration from a spider from the town of Carrickfergus.

>>68440308
The swans are the GOAT town attraction. There also used to be this great ice cream shop near to the swans

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Donald rang.

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>tfw invited.

>>68441013
Trump is such a scotaboo. If we had a first minister that wasn't a faggot we could take advantage of this.

>>68441432
"Golfland" does have a nice ring to it.

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>>68441432
>trump is literally half-scottish
>sturgeon will prevent us from using this to our advantage

>>68442015
She'll be sucking on his chode now that he's president.

All trump hate is pure posturing. Don't forget the SNP are populist demagogues concerned only with independence. They used to be the tartan tories.

>>68433770
Go out and get your accent back right now you bollocks

>>68433770
People in the 'deen tell me I sound more Scottish than most Scottish people

I've pulled birds because of it

Is there anything better than having a full on working class Scots accent?

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>>68433992
>easterhouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd8s4jXfhgs

>>68442948
Makes Belfast look nice.

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Going to the pub to play myself at pool again

Done it last weekend and it was my birthday

>>68443052
Sad!

>>68442891
middle class Scots accent

>>68443052
Have the decency to drink at your own home if you're friendless

>>68443052
I was serious m8, I'll be your pal for a tenner if you come up to Thurso.

>>68443229
Nah mate its all practice for ego death

Behave like an autist until you don't care what anybody thinks, that's the key to getting fanny

I've been thinking about moving to Scotland for a while now, where's comfy? Was thinking Aberdeen or Inverness.

>>68446433
>aberdeen
Gray and expensive

>inverness
Could be comfy, don't know what the internet quality is like though

My mum is from Ayr, can I post here?

>>68446999
Post mum

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>>68447544

>>68447715
Saw her in the shops once

>>68447794
Did you give her a shag?

>>68447849
Nah had all my shopping with me, not very conducive to shagging

>>68447849
granny saw her on a bus in edina and she wouldn't even give an autograph

absolute runtoid prime

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>>68433515
>No scotish flags anywhere to be seen

So apparently my great grandfather on my mother's side was a Scot, despite all the rest of my family being Lutheran German-Americans.

So I'm here in this thread.

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>>68449092
Apart from the one on your flag of course.

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>>68449092
You just posted with a Scotland flag :^)